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Season 1, Episode 12 — Mecha-Streisand

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Mecha-Streisand
Air date: February 18, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery at an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Babs and her terrible destruction.
Source: TMDB
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Hmmm, I wonder what I should do with my triangle,
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now that it is my triangle.
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Damn it, Cartman, I gave it to you so you would shut up.
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Oh, hello there, little boys.
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How are you today?
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Fine. - That is great.
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My name is Mrs. Jones.
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And I am a very friendly, nice person.
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I hear that one of you found my triangle.
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Your triangle?
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Yes. You see, that triangle
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is part of my kidney dialysis machine.
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I'm so glad you found it,
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because without it, I was sure to die within hours.
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Oh no, you don't! Finders keepers!
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But I'll die!
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Well, I guess we'll have to Roshambo for it.
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I'll kick you in the nuts as hard as I can,
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then you kick me square in the nuts as hard as you can.
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I want to give you a big cash reward for finding it.
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It's worth a lot of money to me.
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It is?
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Hey, no wonder that Barbara Streisand lady wanted it!
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Oh, . Who is that?
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Oh, just this really, really old lady
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who wishes she was still only 45.
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Yeah, and you should have seen her nose.
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It was big enough to land stealth bombers on.
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Yeah, and talk about a bitch. I haven't seen--
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Enough!
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Oh. Ha, ha.
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Anyway, if you'll come with me in my car,
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I'll take you up to my condo where I'll kill you--
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I mean, uh, give you money for the triangle.
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Sweet! I'm gonna be rich!
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Bet you wish you wouldn't have given me back that triangle
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now, huh, Kyle? Dumbass.
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Wait, isn't there some rule about not getting into cars
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with strangers?
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No, not when money's involved, stupid.
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And action.
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Rebecca, I'm a man.
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A man like any other with dreams and emotions.
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And that's why I'll never put a foreign object up my ass.
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Cut. Great. Print that.
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Excellent work, Sid. Take five, guys.
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Let's set up for the next shot.
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Hello. - Ho?!