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Season 1, Episode 12 — Mecha-Streisand

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Mecha-Streisand
Air date: February 18, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery at an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue to defeat Babs and her terrible destruction.
Source: TMDB
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I was just introducing myself to these charming little boys.
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Nu-uh! She was being a total bitch!
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Boys, shouldn't you be in school?
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It's Saturday. - No excuses!
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Move along, you little troublemakers.
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Well?! - Well what?
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You know who I am, don't you?
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Well, you ain't Fiona Apple.
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And if you ain't Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass
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Argh!
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Hoo! What a bitch!
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I guess he's not home, Leonard Maltin.
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Damn! Then we must look for them elsewhere.
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Now, come on, man! What is this all about?
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If Barbara Streisand saw the same news report I did,
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then those boys are in grave danger.
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If you were Barbra Streisand,
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where would you be right now?
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Hmm.
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No, no! I mean where would she be staying?
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Oh, uh, well, I always heard that Mrs. Streisand
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had her own $4 million condominium
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up near the ski slope.
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Where? - I don't know.
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I-it was just a rumor.
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Damn it, man, where is your car?!
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He has it, Milo.
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That little bastard has the Triangle.
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Are you sure? - I'm sure!
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He knew about the symbol of Krulock!
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A cop showed up. He's a clever one.
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I can't blow everything now that I'm this close.
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Everything must be handled very carefully.
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How many years has it been, Milo? 30? 40?
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For so long, I have waited to find the other triangle.
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And now I am so close.
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The dawn of Zinthar is close at hand!
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Cartman?
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You scared the crap out of me, Ike!
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What the hell are you doing?!
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I'm trying to get my tri--
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wait a minute, I'm not talking to you!
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Ike, will you tell Kyle
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that I was trying to get my triangle back?
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Well, Ike, you can tell Cartman that it's my triangle!
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Well you can tell Kyle he's a dirty goddamn son of a bitch!!
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All right, all right!
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If it means that much to you, take the stupid triangle!
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