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Season 1, Episode 6 — Death

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Death
Air date: September 17, 1997
Director: Matt Stone
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead" and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.
Source: TMDB
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That's right, Mr. Hat.
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Shows like "Terrance and Phillip"
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are what we call "toilet humor."
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They don't expand your minds.
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You see, children, these kind of shows
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are senseless, vile trash.
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Kenny, why are you late to class?
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Oh, okay, Kenny, be seated.
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Now, as I was saying, the reason
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the parents of South Park are so upset is because--
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Yes, Kenny, what is it?
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I thought you just came from the bathroom.
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Okay, okay, go ahead.
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As I was saying, you all seem to enjoy the show
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even though it isn't based in reality.
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There's much more to life than two young men
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farting on each other.
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And throughout history, there have always been shows
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that have come and gone that have been very bad,
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and usually they get taken right off the air.
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You see, you should be spending your time
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enlightening your mind with more intelligent entertainment.
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Whoa! Smells like you slaughtered a cow
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in there, Kenny! - Pay attention, children!
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I'm going to join your parents in requesting
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that you don't watch "Terrance and Phillip" anymore ever.
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What?
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Not watch "Terrance and Phillip" ever?
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That's right, children.
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Are there any questions? Yes, Stanley?
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Is it okay to kill somebody if they want you to?
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Wh-what do you mean?
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My grandpa keeps asking
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that I kill him all the time,
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and sometimes I wonder if I should.
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Well, then, you should-- I think that a person has
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a right to die if they wanna. - Really?
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Yeah, there's this guy named Jack Laborkian
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that goes around and murders people that ask him to,
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and he doesn't get into any trouble at all.
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Wow! - Hey!
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Maybe we can get him to kill Kyle's mom!
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So is it okay to assist somebody
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with suicide, Mr. Garrison?
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Uh, Stan,
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I'm not touching that one with a 20-foot pole.
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Man, I can't believe we're gonna miss
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"Terrance and Phillip" today.
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