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Season 1, Episode 6 — Death

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Death
Air date: September 17, 1997
Director: Matt Stone
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead" and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.
Source: TMDB
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I sure would, Terrance.
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All righty, then, here's a tulip.
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What is this? It's horrible!
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Dude, it's "Terrance and Phillip."
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Take that, you stupid dick.
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What did he say?
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You're an asshole, Phillip.
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Wh-wh-what?!
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Young man,
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you are not to watch that show anymore.
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It's immature toilet humor.
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But everybody watches "Terrance and Phillip."
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Oh, really? Is that so?
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Oh, no, Phillip, looks like you're about to fart.
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You're exactly right, Terrance.
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Oh, no!
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Sweet.
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Eric, dear, I just got a call
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from your friend Kyle's mother.
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She said that this show is naughty
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and might make you a potty mouth.
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That's a bunch of crap!
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Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew!
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Oh. Okay, hon.
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I'm not going to kill you, Grandpa!
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Ingrate!
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Good night, Grandpa!
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You pompous son of a whore!
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Ow! What the hell was that for?
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That's for your stupid mother!
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She made me miss "Terrance and Phillip" last night.
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Yeah, what's the big idea
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having your mom call all our moms last night?
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Well, I didn't have her do it.
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She did it on her own.
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Why does this happen every month?
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It seems like right about the same time every month
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Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something
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and I always end up getting screwed by it.
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Children, children,
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a certain student's mother
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called me last night.
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Ah, gee, I wonder whose mother
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that could've been.
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She informed me that some of you
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might be watching a naughty show
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called "Terrance and Phillip."
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Watching that show is bad, Mr. Garrison.
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