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Season 1, Episode 6 — Death

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Death
Air date: September 17, 1997
Director: Matt Stone
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead" and proceeds trying to end his life enlisting Stan to do it for him. However, Stan is aware of a very important thing if he kills his grandfather, he'd be in trouble, and if he's in trouble he can't watch Terrance and Phillip.
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I think I'm already having withdrawal.
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Don't worry, dude, we can all go watch it at my house.
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My parents don't get home until late.
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But won't your grandpa be there?
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Yeah. - Just kill him, dude.
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Maybe he'll give you some money.
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Hello there, children. - Hey, Chef.
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How's it going? - Bad.
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Why bad?
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Chef, is it okay to kill your grandpa?
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You can't kill my grandpa, Stan.
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He's already passed on. - No, I mean kill my grandpa.
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No, I don't think that's okay, Stan.
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In fact, I think that's illegal.
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See, I told you, dude.
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Well, yeah, but what if the grandpa wants to die
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'cause he's really old and he's just asking for help?
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Yeah, like assisted suicide, what about that?
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I don't want to touch that with a 40-foot pole.
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What's the big deal?
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Why won't anybody talk about this?
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And I myself was not aware
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of this horrible show until recently.
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I have a clip to demonstrate exactly what I mean.
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Hey, Phillip, guess what? - What?
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Fart.
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Now, apparently, that's supposed to be funny.
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He farted right on his head.
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Not allowing our kids
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to watch this show is not enough.
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We need to boycott the entire network!
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All those in favor?
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Oh, I think I've caught a touch of the flu
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from little Kenny this morning.
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I've got the green apple splatters.
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Heh, green apple splatters.
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Hi, Grandpa, I brought my friends over
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to watch TV if that's okay.
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Billy, help Grandpa stick this fork in the outlet!
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No, Grandpa, I'll get in trouble.
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Kill me, God damn it!
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No, I can't even kill a deer.
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Well, then, have one of your little friends do it.
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You can kill me, can't you?
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I would never kill somebody.
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Not unless they pissed me off.
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Oh, is that a fact?
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Well, let me tell you something, porky,