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Season 1, Episode 3 — Weight Gain 4000

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Weight Gain 4000
Air date: August 27, 1997
Directors: Matt Stone, Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.
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Okay, each of you young'uns take a gun, a beer,
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and some smokes.
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Hey, I didn't get a gun.
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Sweet. This is like the gun I used in 'Nam.
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You weren't in Vietnam, Cartman.
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Were you stationed in Da Nang?
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Cartman always makes stuff up, Ned.
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You can't believe anything he says.
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Hey, I'll blow your freaking head off.
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Hey, look out, son. That's dangerous.
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You're gonna spill your beer.
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My Uncle Jimbo says that after this
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he's gonna take me hunting in Africa.
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Wow, that'll be cool.
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My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.
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Boys, lookie there.
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That there is a Rocky Mountain black bear.
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One of the few remaining of its kind.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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My God, it's coming right for us!
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Hey, it wasn't coming right for us.
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It was just sitting there. - Shh, not so loud.
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Now that there is just a technicality.
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What do you mean? - You see, boys,
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the Democrats have passed a lot of laws
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trying to stop us from hunting.
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Democrats piss me off!
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They say we can't shoot certain animals anymore
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unless they're posing an immediate threat.
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Therefore, before we shoot something,
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we have to say, "It's coming right for us."
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Wow, you're smart, Uncle Jimbo.
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Jimbo, look.
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Oh, it's a deer.
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Looks like about a 45-gauge, Ned.
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It's coming right for us!
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Kickass!
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Did you see that?
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I was imperiled by that ferocious, charging buck.
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Rabbit, rabbit, five o'clock.
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Let's move! Move!
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Is this hunting? - I guess so.
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Uh, dude, I'm starting to have flashbacks.
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What? - Stand forth, pull up flank.
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Look out for Charlies up in the trees.
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This one's yours, Stan.
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It's coming right for us. - It's coming right for us.
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Shoot it, Stan. - I got your back, soldier.
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