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Season 1, Episode 3 — Weight Gain 4000

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Weight Gain 4000
Air date: August 27, 1997
Directors: Matt Stone, Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.
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Now you be careful, Eric.
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The woods can be very dangerous.
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Okay, Mom.
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Ready to go hunting, Cartman?
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Yeah, my Uncle Jimbo says we gotta get up there early.
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Right, Uncle Jimbo?
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That's right, Stanley.
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Animals are much easier to shoot in the morning.
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Here, hon.
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I packed you Cheesy Poofs and Happy Tarts.
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Don't worry, Miss Cartman, we'll take care of him.
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I brought my old war buddy, Ned, to keep things safe.
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Hello, Mrs. Cartman. How are you today?
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- Be sure to use lots of bug spray,
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and if you have to poo-poo,
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don't wipe with poison ivy.
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Dude, that's sick, Mom!
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And I know it can get scary up in those woods,
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but just remember, Mommy's not far away.
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Drive! Drive!
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You give your mommy a kissy.
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Drive the car, damn it! Drive!
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"Don't get scared up in the mountains, Cartman."
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Shut up! I'm not scared of nothing.
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Maybe your mom can give me a kiss too, Cartman.
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Oh, oh! That's disgusting.
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You piece of crap! I'll kill you!
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That's the spirit, boys.
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Let's get that testosterone flowing.
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Yeeh!
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Now, boys, boys, I need to get serious for a minute.
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I want you to understand a few basic rules of hunting,
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since this is your first time.
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First of all, don't ever walk with your gun
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unless the safety's on.
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Second, don't shoot anything that looks human.
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And third, never spill your beer in the bullet chamber.
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Uh, Uncle Jimbo, we don't drink beer.
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You what?!
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Yeah, that's right,
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I don't think eight-year-old kids drink beer.
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I like chocolate milk!
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Well, we'll be doing plenty of drinking on this trip.
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After all, hunter sober is like...
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Fishing...sober.
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It sure will be nice to get out of the city
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for a while, away from civilization.
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Well, here we are.