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Season 23, Episode 16 — Row v. Wade

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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪

seems seems-today today

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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪

movies violence

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♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪

fashioned fashioned-values values

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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪

rely used

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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪

family lucky

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♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪

lucky positively

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♪ All the things that make us ♪

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♪ Laugh and cry! ♪

laugh

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♪ He's a family guy! ♪

family

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You got a problem with Right?

problem

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First of all, nobody calls it that.

calls nobody

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Second of all, yes, I have a problem with The Price is Right.

price problem second

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For 35 years, the host of that show

host years

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told everyone to cut our marbles off.

marbles

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"Barker" my ass.

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C'mon, Bri. Drew Carey is the host now,

drew host

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and he bought the writers lunch during the strike,

bought lunch strike writers

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so we're not gonna tell jokes about him, per se.

jokes

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All right, Cleveland, you can do it.

cleveland

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You can tell them that you promised your wife

promised wife

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you're not drinking this month.

drinking month

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They're your friends, and they'll respect your decision

decision friends respect

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to honor a marital request.

honor marital request

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And if not,

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you're a grown man and don't need their approval anyway.

approval grown

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Hard alcohol was the main problem, anyway.

alcohol hard hard-alcohol main problem

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You'll at least take a month off from that.

least month

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- Shots? - I'm down!

shots

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All right, David, you're up.

david

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[clapping]

clapping

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Keep clapping!

clapping

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[phone vibrating]

phone phone-vibrating vibrating

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He-- hello?

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Hey, can you send a car? I-- I don't think I can drive.

drive send

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[groans]

groans

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God, I must've passed out.

mustve passed

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Hey, you've got some kind of drawing on your face.

drawing face

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Is it a dong?

dong

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Quagmire always frickin' dongs me.

dongs frickin quagmire

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No, it's like a hand twirling a fancy mustache...

fancy hand mustache

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Wait, don't rub that off!

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Peter, I think that might be a Banksy!

banksy might peter

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- A what? - A Banksy!

banksy

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He's this world-famous artist that keeps his identity a secret.

artist famous identity keeps secret world world-famous

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Why would he do that?

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'Cause, you know how whenever you see

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a famous modern artist walking down the street,

artist famous modern street walking

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you're like, "Hey, there's that famous modern artist,

artist famous modern

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and I got all types of inquiries about modern art."

modern types

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Banksy's just a regular guy.

regular

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His wife puts his pants on one leg at a time,

pants wife

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just like you and me.

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Well, I better get home, wash this thing off my face.

face home wash

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Don't wash it off!

wash

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It's probably worth a lot of money.

money worth

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[Donna] Cleveland Brown, you get your butt home right now!

brown butt cleveland donna home

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Donna, I-- I think somebody spiked my O'Doul's!

donna somebody spiked

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[all cheering]

cheering

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Hey-- hey, what do you think the caption should be?

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"So... this happened,"

happened

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or "Scorchin' it!"?

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Yeah, "Scorchin' it!" is kinda Joe's thing.

joes kinda

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That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

dumbest heard

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Like I sit around and try to copy Joe.

copy

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You got "Rip it up" from Joe.

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I did get "Rip it up" from Joe.

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Is he a gigantic influence on me?

gigantic influence

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Do I love Joe?

love

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God, look at all these shrieking idiots.

idiots shrieking

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How empty are their lives if this gets them that excited?

empty excited lives

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[announcer] Our next contestant on The Price is Right is

announcer contestant price

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Brian Griffin.

brian brian-griffin griffin

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Come on down!

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Aah! It's me... it's me!

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What the hell! I served in Iraq or-- or whatever.

iraq served

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That's me! They called my name!

called name

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Zoomies!

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Joke's on him, he won't know any of this stuff.

jokes stuff

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Okay, welcome up, Brian.

brian welcome

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George, tell us about our next item up for bids.

george item

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It's a brand-new day bed for the modern writer dog!

brand modern writer

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Cut his marbles off, Drew!

drew marbles

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Mary, why don't you get us started?

mary started

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Uh, I've never heard of such a thing. I don't know, um,

heard

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$289.99.

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Brian, you're the winner!

brian winner

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- [♪ upbeat music playing] - [crowd clapping]

clapping crowd music music-playing playing upbeat upbeat-music upbeat-music-playing

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An exact bid!

exact

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Brian's a legend!

brians legend

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Oh, I'm back on board!

board

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That means, Brian, you'll be in today's "Showcase Showdown."

brian showcase showdown todays

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[crowd cheering]

cheering crowd crowd-cheering

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And jealous Stewie is back.

jealous stewie

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Is it weird watching this show

watching weird

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while you're not ironing, you wretched hag?

wretched

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Sorry, I'm-- I'm mad about something else.

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Brian, the actual retail price of your showcase is...

actual brian price showcase

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$29,232.

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That means, Brian Griffin,

brian brian-griffin griffin

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you've won today's "Showcase Showdown"!

showcase showdown todays

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I won a boat!

boat

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What?

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Hey, Ma, Brian just mentioned me!

brian mentioned

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[mother] What's he wanna mention you for?

mention mother

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Ma!

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Look at this guy!

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Scorchin' it!

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She's a beaut, Brian. What kinda fuel you puttin' in this puppy?

beaut brian fuel kinda puppy puttin

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Um... boat fuel?

boat fuel

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Yup, that's just about my knowledge of boats, too.

boats knowledge

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Got a lot of great memories on boats.

boats memories

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Would you like to hear about each one, Brian?

brian

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Oh, you know, I would, but, I-- it's just, I got--

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I got a lot of boat stuff I gotta do.

boat stuff

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Oh, sure. Yeah.

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Sure, sure, yeah, I bet.

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[knocking]

knocking

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Cleaning lady's at the house, and I'm not sure what to do.

cleaning house ladys

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That should have been my boat.

boat

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[sighs] Fine, Rupert.

rupert sighs

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I feel that should've been my boat.

boat shouldve

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See, I can weaponize therapy, too.

therapy

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Good evening. Our top story,

evening story

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attractive field reporter returns from maternity leave.

attractive field maternity reporter returns

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Let's see if she snapped back.

snapped

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Thanks, Tom. Tensions rise on the Senate floor, as--

floor rise senate thanks

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Not bad.

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Not great, but not bad.

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In other news, Quahog resident Peter Griffin

griffin news peter peter-griffin quahog resident

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awoke to find an original Banksy drawn onto his face.

banksy drawn face original

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The artist shared a photo of the piece on his Instagram this morning,

artist instagram morning photo piece shared

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claiming authorship.

claiming

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What was your reaction when you found out it was a Banksy?

banksy found reaction

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Well, in my day, graffiti wasn't street art, it was a crime.

crime street

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And these lawless thugs--

thugs

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This isn't the Fox News interview.

interview news

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Oh, well, then I thought it was neat.

neat

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Art is important and I like pictures.

pictures

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[knocking at door]

door knocking

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- Peter Griffin? - Yeah?

griffin peter peter-griffin

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I'm the curator for the Quahog Urban Museum.

museum quahog

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Oh, I love the QUM!

love

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Thank you, we always enjoy hearing that.

enjoy hearing

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Listen, it's not often that a museum gets to display a Banksy.

banksy display museum often

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We'd love for you to come be an exhibit at the museum.

exhibit love museum

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Wow, me?

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At a museum?

museum

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Free lunches? Tons of chicks?

chicks free lunches tons

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An assistant to fetch the lunches and bring the chick tons?

assistant bring chick fetch lunches tons

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We'll be in touch with all the details. Good day.

details touch

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Why didn't you introduce us to him?

introduce

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Chris, bite your strap!

bite chris strap

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[growling]

growling

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Peter, are you sure about this museum business?

business museum peter

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What about your job?

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I know this is hard, Lois,

hard lois

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but this is what we've always talked about since this morning.

morning talked

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- But Peter-- - Look, Lois,

lois peter

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I'm never gonna be able to say this right.

able

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But you know who will?

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Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights.

coach friday friday-night lights night taylor

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Lois, let me tell you somethin'.

lois somethin

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I am clearly the worst first half coach in the history of high-school football,

coach football half history school worst

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and that enables me to make halftime speeches like this.

halftime speeches

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Now, Lois,

lois

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this ain't just about football.

aint football

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Peter's not the brightest, and he ain't the best lookin'.

aint best brightest lookin peters

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Heck, I don't even know how he gets his shoes on in the morning.

heck morning shoes

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But a guy drew on his face, and that means somethin'.

drew face somethin

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Now let's get out there and show this tiny Texas town

texas tiny town

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what big-city modern art is all about!

city modern

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Let's go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

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[players cheering]

cheering players

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Gentlemen, you are all here because you want to get your boat license.

boat gentlemen license

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By the end of this course,

course

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you will be able to take a sip from a Bud Light can with one hand

able hand light

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and push a lever forward with the other.

forward lever push

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[crowd murmuring]

crowd crowd-murmuring murmuring

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Between the can and the lever, how are we supposed to smoke a cigarette?

cigarette lever smoke supposed

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Sir, it's a three-hour course.

course hour three

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Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

ahead

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Now, let's do a little role-playing.

playing role role-playing

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Brian, come on up here.

brian

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Now, pretend I'm the Coast Guard

coast guard pretend

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and I've just flagged you down.

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"Sir, how many drinks have you had today?"

drinks today

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Uh, I don't know, one or two.

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[laughs]

laughs

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We got a pro here!

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You see what Brian did there?

brian

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He kept his cool,

cool

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avoided eye contact,

avoided contact

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and he lied.

lied

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Great job, Brian!

brian

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Now, let's see here.

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I'm assuming you've all had your mandatory three-way... da-da-da.

assuming mandatory three

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Tank tops are optional.

optional tank tops

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Welp, that's it!

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[crowd cheering]

cheering crowd crowd-cheering

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Just make sure you all download Rascal Flatts' greatest hits,

download greatest hits rascal

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and I will see you out on the water!

water

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Okay.

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[slurps]

slurps

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[sighs]

sighs

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Mornin', everyone.

mornin

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Oh, look at this, the family all gathered around the galley.

family gathered

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[sighs]

sighs

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Okay.

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Anyone happen to catch the dew point this morning?

catch happen morning point

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It's super-important that I know that now.

super

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[sighs]

sighs

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A pal of mine up in Gloucester says they were seeing 3-foot swells.

foot seeing swells

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I'll tell ya, that'll make you blow your groceries, boy!

blow groceries thatll

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[laughs heartily]

laughs

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[sighs]

sighs

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So, you're diggin' the boat life, huh?

boat life

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[sighs]

sighs

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You ever gonna get this thing on the water?

water

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"On the water."

water

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[laughs] I love...

laughs love

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I love how you land-walkers talk about Big Blue.

blue land love

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You know, I've gotta say, you changed your attitude

attitude changed

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pretty quickly about this boat.

boat quickly

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- What do you mean? - You don't remember

remember

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knocking The Price is Right

knocking price

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as a consumerist ploy targeting the idiot minds of America?

america idiot minds targeting

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Nah, brah, I've just been chillin'.

brah chillin

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You are such a hypocrite!

hypocrite

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You pretend to have a social conscience,

conscience pretend social

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but in the end, you're just an opportunistic piece of crap!

piece

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Oh, yeah? Would an opportunistic piece of crap

piece

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call his boat this?

boat

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Wow! You're totally just virtue signaling!

virtue

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You put a pun on the back of a boat

boat

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and suddenly you're an ally to women everywhere?

ally suddenly women

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And what are you doing for humanity today?

humanity today

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You really are the worst kind of person, Brian.

brian person worst

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Well, except a person you work with that just had surgery.

except person surgery

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[typing]

typing

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Ah, you looked at it, now we have to talk about it!

looked

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And, of course, the last stop on the tour is our newest exhibit--

course exhibit newest tour

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the Banksy.

banksy

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As you can see,

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the beauty of the image juxtaposed against the grotesque body

beauty body grotesque image

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is representative of the incoherence of art itself.

representative

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[crowd murmuring]

crowd crowd-murmuring murmuring

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Is the Charleston Chew in his pocket part of the art?

chew part pocket

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No, he shouldn't have that!

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Aw!

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All right, guys, no more orgasm sounds when you see naked paintings.

naked orgasm paintings sounds

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Let's try to focus on the brush strokes.

brush focus

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Oh, my God, this is so embarrassing!

embarrassing

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It's fine, Chris.

chris

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A lot of kids your age have visible panty lines.

kids lines panty visible

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No, VPL is part of my ensemble.

part

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I'm talking about my dad!

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Dad, do you have to be here?

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Can't you go to the bathroom or something?

bathroom

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Nah, if I gotta go, they put a black tent over me

black tent

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like if they gotta shoot a horse.

horse shoot

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Is everything all right over here?

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- Yeah, I'm just talking to my son. - Oh!

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I thought it was a big woman from behind.

behind woman

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Excuse me?

excuse

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Listen, there's been a lot of interest in the piece from private investors.

interest investors piece private

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I'm Chris, by the way.

chris

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Would you ever consider going up for auction?

auction consider

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How would that even work?

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Well, the winner would have you go and exist

exist winner

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as part of their private collection.

collection part private

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You would be sort of a "living art."

living

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There would be a lot of money in it for you.

money

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I've seen these things go for millions.

millions seen

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Millions, huh?

millions

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Well, with that kind of dough, I could finally be my own boss!

boss dough finally

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[typing]

typing

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Oh, God, the boss is coming.

boss coming

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Hey, Peter.

peter

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I see you're wearing the pants I gave you.

pants wearing

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- Yeah. - Good.

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Good, good, good, good, good.

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Just so you know, you're doing all the right things.

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Hey, Peter.

peter

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I see you're wearing the pants I gave you.

pants wearing

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Good, good, good, good, good.

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You called me out,

called

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so now I'm gonna show you that I'm not just all talk.

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- What are you saying? - I'm saying...

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I'm gonna take the Row V. Wade to Texas

texas wade

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and bring back women who want to safely have abortions!

abortions bring safely women

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Well, that's great, Brian!

brian

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Maybe even Popeye will help us sail down there.

popeye sail

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[speaking gibberish]

gibberish speaking

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Life begins at conception.

begins conception life

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[speaking gibberish]

gibberish speaking

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Not a choice, it's a child.

child choice

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Okay, I guess no Popeye.

popeye

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Wait a minute, Brian, this is insane!

brian insane minute

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You really think you're going to rescue women who want to have abortions?

abortions rescue women

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Well, women or girls.

girls women

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It is Texas.

texas

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All right, I gotta see what a disaster this becomes.

becomes disaster

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I'm going with you.

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Plus, it's supposed to be 75 today and I could use some color.

color plus supposed today

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So, you just assume this is going to be a disaster, huh?

assume disaster

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How-- how come you never root for me to succeed?

root succeed

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Because we're very good friends, Brian.

brian friends

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Now come on, buddy, let's go see your thing turn to crud.

buddy

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Peter, you are not gonna auction yourself off, whatever that means!

auction peter

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Don't you see, Lois? This is it!

lois

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Our meal ticket!

meal ticket

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Peter, no!

peter

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We need a present and attentive father for Chris, Meg, and Stewie,

chris father present stewie

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who I'm sure is in the house here somewhere

house

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or at the very least certainly on dry land.

certainly land least

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Look, I'm sure wherever I go, you guys can come visit.

visit

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Maybe even live there!

live

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I will think of you every day

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when I'm hanging on the wall of that probably Arab.

hanging wall

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Peter, I--

peter

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I like our life!

life

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And, frankly, I want to see it go back

frankly

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to the way it was before this stupid painting.

painting stupid

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"Stupid painting"?

painting stupid

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- Ugh, just so sad. - What?

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You've always been jealous of my success.

jealous success

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What success?

success

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Something happened to you!

happened

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And very recently!

recently

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I see what's going on.

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This is because I had an emotional affair with my trainer.

affair emotional trainer

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Peter, I'm the one who had an emotional affair with my trainer.

affair emotional peter trainer

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You had a traumatic response and pretended it was you.

pretended response traumatic

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And you'll never forgive me for it, will you?

forgive

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All right, time to find us some preggos.

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That quote's going on the statue of you.

statue

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Pregnant?

pregnant

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Abortion? Need an abortion?

abortion

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I'm sorry, what did you say?

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I'm offering safe refuge for anyone who wants an abortion.

abortion offering safe wants

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[laughs]

laughs

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Oh, my God, I thought you said "Astros suck."

suck

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- Yeah, sure, I'll take an abortion! - Awesome!

abortion awesome

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Do you know any other pregnant women who don't want to have a baby?

baby pregnant pregnant-women women

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Oh, sure, lots.

lots

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I'll go get 'em.

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Great, just meet us here--

meet

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Ugh, here comes a sad, oil-covered bird.

bird comes covered

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Are y'all here for the Dawn dish soap commercial?

commercial dawn dish soap yall

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Uh, no.

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Oh.

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Well, I'll be on my way then.

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Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap.

flap flap-flap flap-flap-flap

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[crowd murmuring]

crowd crowd-murmuring murmuring

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Very small food?

food

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Do you have anything smaller?

smaller

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I'm very rich.

rich

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All right, the next item up for bid

item

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is "A Change Perhaps..."

change perhaps

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by Banksy.

banksy

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[crowd murmuring]

crowd crowd-murmuring murmuring

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Hey, why does he have a Charleston Chew?

chew

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You said we're not supposed to have them.

supposed

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Aw.

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Why don't we start the bidding at one million dollars?

bidding dollars million million-dollars start

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Okay, one million to James Bottomtooth.

james million

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[speaking incoherently]

speaking

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Oh, I'm sorry, $1.5 million.

million

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I have 1.5, do I hear 2?

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Two million?

million

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Two million. Two and a half? 2.5... 3.

half million

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Three million, going once, going twice...

million three twice

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Sol...

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[splashes]

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[crowd gasps]

crowd crowd-gasps gasps

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You're not going anywhere!

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If I have to live out this miserable life, I'm not doing it alone!

alone life live miserable

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It's ruined!

ruined

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She's ruined the Banksy!

banksy ruined

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Arrest this woman!

arrest woman

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Wait! Banksy just posted something to his Instagram!

banksy instagram posted

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Don't you see!

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This is the art! Us!

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All of this!

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Banksy knew that this would happen?

banksy happen

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Yes, he knew this man would abandon his family for the highest price!

abandon family highest price

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Brilliant! It's a comment on capitalism

brilliant comment

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as a dividing force in marital relationships!

force marital relationships

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I've actually got an art boner right now.

boner

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Only happened one other time.

happened

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Really, no follow-up questions?

follow questions

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Art boner story going once, going twice...

boner story twice

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Aw, you people are no fun.

fun

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Wait, am I still worth anything?

worth

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I suppose if someone wanted to pay for you, yes.

suppose wanted

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Stop breathing so loud!

breathing loud

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I can't hear what NCIS is saying.

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I don't think his name is NCIS.

name

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Shut up, art!

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I didn't think about what it would be like to be on the ocean

ocean

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with 12 pregnant women.

pregnant pregnant-women women

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Still waiting on my tomato juice!

juice tomato waiting

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Right, yes, I'm on it.

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I'm very sensitive to smells.

sensitive smells

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Could you turn that off?

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- The-- the ocean? - Yeah.

ocean

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I'll see what I can do.

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My Lord, how did they get pregnant in the first place?

lord place pregnant

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Gimme a sec. I gotta ask Lois to look up

lois

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where the abortion clinics are in Quahog.

abortion clinics quahog

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[phone ringing]

phone phone-ringing ringing

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- Hello? - Meg!

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Is your mom there? I-- I need to ask her something.

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No, Dad got sold as a piece of art to Grandpa,

grandpa piece sold

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so she's over there dealing with that.

dealing

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Oh. Peter got sold as a piece of art this week.

peter piece sold week

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Okay, so we're definitely the A-story.

story

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Listen, Stewie and I are on the Row V. Wade,

stewie wade

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smuggling pregnant women from Texas to get abortions in Rhode Island.

abortions island pregnant pregnant-women rhode rhode-island smuggling texas women

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Oh!

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Brian and Stewie are bringing pregnant women back from Texas to get abortions.

abortions brian bringing pregnant pregnant-women stewie texas women

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Oh, then our babysitting business is definitely the A-story.

babysitting business story

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Can you look up where all the abortion clinics are?

abortion clinics

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Oh, I got you.

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There's two or three on Route 6,

route three

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one on Westbridge, and there's one in Smithfield

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that has a great Nespresso machine.

machine

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You could try the Bargain 'Borts,

bargain

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but the bathrooms are gross.

bathrooms gross

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Great, thank you, Meg!

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Oh, by the way, Brian, you got a call from the IRS.

brian

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Apparently you owe $40,000 in taxes on the boat.

apparently boat taxes

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- What? - Yeah.

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Game show prizes have to be declared as income.

declared game income prizes

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This unknown rule has destroyed a lot of middle American lives.

american destroyed lives middle rule unknown

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Ugh, all right, thanks.

thanks

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Where the hell am I gonna get $40,000?

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You want me to start dancing again, hey?

dancing start

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- Get Stewie back up on the pole? - What?

pole stewie

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No, that would never be a thought that would enter into my mind.

enter mind

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Coulda said, "Thanks for the offer."

coulda offer thanks

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You know, there's a law in Texas

texas

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that if you turn in someone who's trying to get an abortion,

abortion

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they give you 10 grand.

grand

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You're an absolute monster.

absolute monster

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- What do we got, 12 of them? - Yup.

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We turn in four, pay the taxes,

four taxes

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boat's ours, and we've still helped eight women.

boats eight helped women

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Right.

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- What? - I don't know.

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Might be nice to have an extra 10k lying around.

extra lying might

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All right, we turn in five, help seven,

five seven

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still a pretty great thing we did.

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So, who do we turn in?

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I mean, Gina's been horrible.

horrible

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Yup, Gina's gone.

gone

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You know, Stacy snapped at me when I asked her to take off her shoes.

asked shoes snapped stacy

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- Buh-bye. - Sarah told me I have a "girl shirt,"

girl sarah shirt

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so I'd rather never see her again.

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Good enough for me.

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Wait-- wait a second. Let's be clear about what we're doing here.

clear second

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We're talking about potentially having taken these women to get abortions

abortions having potentially taken women

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and then turning them in for bounties.

turning

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I mean, are we actually the kind of people who would do something like that?

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Leanne "shushed" me.

shushed

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Well, I gotta say, I'm glad everything's back to normal.

everythings glad normal

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Yeah, I just wish I closed my eyes when you threw the paint.

closed eyes paint threw wish

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I feel like I'd rather smell than see anyway.

smell

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[sniffs]

sniffs

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Chris, go wash your feet.

chris feet wash

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And I think you and I learned a valuable lesson this week.

learned lesson valuable valuable-lesson week

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Oh, yeah. Never get a boat.

boat

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[both laugh]

laugh

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And-- and the bounty thing.

bounty