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Season 23, Episode 17 — Karenheit 451
♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those Good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ But where are those Good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man who Positively can do ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man who Positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry! ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry! ♪
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♪ He's a family guy! ♪
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♪ He's a family guy! ♪
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Hey, Brian, could you read Stewie his bedtime story tonight?
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Hey, Brian, could you read Stewie his bedtime story tonight?
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I'm watching the Hot Ones episode
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I'm watching the Hot Ones episode
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where the wings fell on the floor.
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where the wings fell on the floor.
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Jesse Plemons ate one with lint on it!
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Jesse Plemons ate one with lint on it!
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Hey, when life gives you Plemons...
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Hey, when life gives you Plemons...
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Yes?
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Yes?
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And?
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And?
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I... I thought the beginning
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I... I thought the beginning
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was clever enough to carry the day.
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was clever enough to carry the day.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Would have preferred a claw retraction on that tuck-in,
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Would have preferred a claw retraction on that tuck-in,
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but you're new at this.
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but you're new at this.
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Okay, tonight I'm going to read you
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Okay, tonight I'm going to read you
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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It was my favorite book when I was a kid.
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It was my favorite book when I was a kid.
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Pup. Pup means "dog kid."
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Pup. Pup means "dog kid."
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Fine, since I was a pup.
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Fine, since I was a pup.
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Correct.
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Correct.
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"Mr. and Mrs. Bucket have a small boy named Charlie,
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"Mr. and Mrs. Bucket have a small boy named Charlie,
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who, by the way, is trans,
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who, by the way, is trans,
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not that it matters.
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not that it matters.
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He/his grandparents
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He/his grandparents
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all sleep on the same cruelty-free mattress
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all sleep on the same cruelty-free mattress
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because they are otherwise unhoused."
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because they are otherwise unhoused."
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- What the hell? - Where's the Chalamet, Bri?
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- What the hell? - Where's the Chalamet, Bri?
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Get to the Chalamet!
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Get to the Chalamet!
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The gobstoppers are vegan?
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The gobstoppers are vegan?
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After falling in the chocolate river,
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After falling in the chocolate river,
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Augustus Gloop apologizes for doing blackface?
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Augustus Gloop apologizes for doing blackface?
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Why did they change all this stuff?
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Why did they change all this stuff?
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My God, this is the worst day since 9/11.
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My God, this is the worst day since 9/11.
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Hey, guys, we're out of dry food.
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Hey, guys, we're out of dry food.
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Brian, they just knocked down the World Trade Centers.
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Brian, they just knocked down the World Trade Centers.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Did they also knock down the Petco?
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Did they also knock down the Petco?
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Hey, you guys heard about this Hamilton thing?
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Hey, you guys heard about this Hamilton thing?
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The iconic musical that's sold out theaters
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The iconic musical that's sold out theaters
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across the globe? We've heard about it.
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across the globe? We've heard about it.
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It's the Founding Fathers...
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It's the Founding Fathers...
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but they rap.
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but they rap.
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Officer Swanson,
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Officer Swanson,
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there's an illegal
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there's an illegal
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underage social function on Sycamore
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underage social function on Sycamore
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that's violating ordinance 313.
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that's violating ordinance 313.
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Please respond.
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Please respond.
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I thought this was your day off. Why are they calling you?
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I thought this was your day off. Why are they calling you?
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Tonight's the night my chief has everyone from the squad
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Tonight's the night my chief has everyone from the squad
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over to his house for dinner.
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over to his house for dinner.
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How come you aren't there?
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How come you aren't there?
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It's like Designated Survivor.
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It's like Designated Survivor.
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Of all the cops on the force,
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Of all the cops on the force,
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the chief asked me not to come.
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the chief asked me not to come.
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That's how critical I am.
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That's how critical I am.
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That's sad.
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That's sad.
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I'm sad now.
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I'm sad now.
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Sorry, I've got to go handle this.
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Sorry, I've got to go handle this.
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You guys are welcome to ride along with me,
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You guys are welcome to ride along with me,
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- and I can drop you off after. - Sounds great!
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- and I can drop you off after. - Sounds great!
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Someone changed this classic kids' book
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Someone changed this classic kids' book
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to make it all woke!
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to make it all woke!
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Who would do something like this?
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Who would do something like this?
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Probably someone who cares about their children,
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add smug smile now.
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Lois, did you have something to do with this?
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I sure did.
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This was the local chapter of my bored suburban mom group.
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It's called "Mothers Invested In Literary Fixing."
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MILF?
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So you're ruining books
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just because you and your weak-minded friends
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can't handle reading them as the authors intended?
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Oh, come on, it's just a few little changes
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to make the books nicer.
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When did nice become a bad thing?
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Kids like Stewie are little and helpless,
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and their innocence needs to be protected.
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Hey, could you do me a favor and not cut my sack off in front of Rupert?
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I'm trying to get in dem cheeks tonight.
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What you're doing
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is offensive to me as an author.
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Self-published author.
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Well, too bad, 'cause we're just getting started.
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At tomorrow's school board meeting,
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we'll push to replace other problematic books
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with versions we approve of.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I need to get back to stuffing envelopes with these stamps
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featuring female heroes no one's ever heard of.
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Mary Lyon,
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founded Mount Holyoke College.
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Hero!
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Harriet Quimby,
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first female pilot to fly the English Channel.
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Hero!
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Hazel Hotchkiss Wightman,
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honorary Commander
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of the Order of the British Empire.
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Hero!
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Mary Lyon,
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founded Mount Holyoke...
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Oh, my God, they just repeat, there's only three of them.
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Hmm, this appears to be a shindig
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of the high school variety.
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Why do you always talk so doofy?
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Language is my mistress,
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and I like to try new positions.
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All right, I gotta go break this up.
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Wait, let's not break it up.
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Let's wake it up!
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Well, I guess this is a body cam cheat day.
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You're all under arrest...
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for not partying hard enough!
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Go ahead, pick another city.
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Coral Gables.
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Three to the three to the one-four-six.
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Whoa! Yeah, cool!
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When it comes to zip codes, I am that dude!
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Cannonball!
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Yeah!
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Oh God, that's Stacy, she can't see me here.
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Glenn, there shouldn't be anyone at this party
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who "can't see you."
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Guys, they have BritBox!
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Who's ready for an eight-part murder mystery
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that absolutely shatters the coastal community of Brighton?
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Let's turn this party up a notch!
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Ugh.
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I drank way too much last night.
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Why are we wearing tuxedos?
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Uh-oh. Apparently, we got married last night.
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It's all over TikTok.
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Boy, my dad doesn't look happy,
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but God bless him, he gave us a Cuisinart.
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You picked R. Kelly for our first dance?
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I know it's wrong,
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but the grooves are too strong.
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Guys, we have to fix this.
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Marrying each other was a huge mistake.
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It was?
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Welcome to tonight's town hall.
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Now, let's open up the floor to women with little chin hairs
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when the light hits it just right.
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Hello, parents and concerned citizens.
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There we go!
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Turn them off!
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Aww.
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We are MILF,
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and we're very worried about the outdated messages
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in the books you're giving our kids.
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Why does James' peach need to be giant, huh?
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It's big-pitted,
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and we should celebrate its curves.
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All y'all husbands follow my Instagram.
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This is nuts!
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Changing books is wrong!
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If you don't like it, just don't read it!
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Look, I'll be honest.
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Whoever is angriest is going to win,
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so have at it.
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Come on!
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Hmm, it's pretty close.
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But since it's 2025,
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I'm gonna go with the group of ethnically-diverse women.
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Thank God we're doing this divorce
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before Donna finds out.
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What's this about
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you getting a piece of my pension?
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I offered you a prenup. You declined.
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Let's just get this over with, Peter.
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But the Christmas cards already went out!
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Oh, my goodness,
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we really do come in all shapes and sizes!
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Now that we got that out of the way,
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let's pound some brews!
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We got married again.
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I can't believe it!
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Why does this keep happening?
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Guys, don't you see? It's the alcohol!
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Every time we drink,
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we end up doing something stupid.
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I'm afraid that dark day has finally come.
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We need to stop drinking.
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And we need to settle up for the hotel.
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Let's see here... Cleveland and Quagmire,
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champagne and strawberries.
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Intimacy kit!
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And a movie that's just titled, Movie.
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It was Frost/Nixon!
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Ain't everything sexual.
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Actually, it was Frosting Nixon,
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- and it was very sexual. - Mm.
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They've yet to find the title they can't corrupt.
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I can't believe we have to stop drinking.
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This is a nightmare!
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Look, I don't like this any more than you do,
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but Peter's right. Either we cork the hooch,
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or end up marrying each other every day.
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Fine. But just know that even though we're breaking up,
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I will still slap anyone
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who disrespects you at the Oscars.
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What did you want to talk to us about, Peter?
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I've decided to give up alcohol.
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Well, I'm proud of you.
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This is gonna change your life.
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Ours, too.
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- Way to go, Dad! - You rock!
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Thanks, gang. But just so you know,
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I'm now replacing all my alcohol energy
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with Grand Canyon energy.
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What's that?
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Just endless enthusiasm about the Grand Canyon.
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Did you know the most dangerous animal in the GC
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is actually the rock squirrel?
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That's true. I'm lookin' at your faces,
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but that's actually true.
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Welcome to "Kettlebells with Stew."
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We're all warriors here.
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Kettlebell warriors.
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See that over there? That's the road.
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If any of you wanna waste my time,
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you may as well hit it right now.
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All right, warriors, we'll pick this up next week!
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I shouldn't have advertised on Facebook.
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It's all pigs.
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And they want to change the books you read
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because they think you can't handle it!
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So, I've invited a guest to speak with you
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about the dangers of sanitizing books:
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Quahog's own beloved children's book author,
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Mr. Hillman Hollister.
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Good afternoon, everyone,
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I hope you're ready to hear the word "the"
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in front of a lot of different ethnicities.
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Uh, uh, thank you for coming, Mr. Hollister.
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We're going to take a break.
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Be sure to give your email
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to one of the guys with a clipboard
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so we can flood your inbox for the rest of your life.
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Hey, Brian, I'm a news producer,
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and our team loves how outspoken you've been
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about literary freedom.
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We think our viewers would really appreciate
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your point of view.
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- Really? - Absolutely.
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Call me.
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Hey, that guy you were talking to
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just ran over a group of protesters when he drove off.
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Peter?
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Hey, sleepyhead!
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Wh... why are you up so early?
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And...
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...is that fresh-brewed coffee I smell?
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It sure is.
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Also, I prepared your tampon for the day.
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Wow!
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Gross. Thanks!
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Crap, I have to get the kids ready for school!
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Relax, I took care of it.
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They are out of bed and fed!
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Great, thank you!
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Not Pop-Tarts, though.
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They are out of bed and fed.
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You know, I gotta tell you, Peter,
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sobriety is looking good on you.
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And your liver must be thrilled.
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Hey, HR sent me to tell you that you can finally use
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all that vacation time you've accrued.
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Awesome! There's a state
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I've really been wanting to visit.
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- Which one? - Oregon.
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It's a Liver will be right back.
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How we feeling today, boys?
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Rested and vested!
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Killin' it without swillin' it!
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So...
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what do you guys want to do?
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Usually our whole day is taken up by the drinking.
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And the puking.
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The puking was implied, yes.
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I'm sure we can find something that we'll all enjoy.
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Isn't this awesome?
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What could be more fun than puzzling with my boys?
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So nice having you together in the same bubble.
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Oh, hey, Roberta.
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Look at you all grown up.
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Bubble Roberta,
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you get back here!
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There's no age of consent in the bubble!
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Like all newly sober Black men,
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I have taken to hustling chess in the park.
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I am a legend here.
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Checkmate.
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I suppose this was inevitable,
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as I did not know the horsey could jump.
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Now, this is more like it.
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Drunk or sober,
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watching football with my boys will always be a blast!
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It's second down, three yards to go.
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This second down is brought to you by
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Casamigos Tequila.
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Casamigos,
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the tequila for guys who wanna buy houses
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next to each other in Mexico.
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Hey, should we do that?
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No can do, Peter.
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I'm still underwater
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on two different timeshares in Panama City Beach.
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What? How?
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They said if I went to the timeshare presentation,
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they'd give me free Steve Harvey tickets.
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Well, how was the Steve Harvey show?
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- Do you promise not to laugh? - Of course.
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I got so excited about the concept
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of the flexible family vacation that
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I forgot to get the tickets.
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You promised!
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Are you sure you want to do this, Bri?
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Fox News has a history of twisting the truth to fit their agenda.
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Look, we may not agree on much,
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but at least I'll get some airtime to speak my piece.
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All right, but if you get in trouble,
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just say "Dominion" three times.
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That's their Candyman.
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We're on!
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Welcome to Hannity.
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Our guest tonight, Brian Griffin,
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has something important this nation needs to hear.
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Thanks for having me, Sean.
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I'd like to talk about books...
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And how the woke mind mob wants you to change them
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because the authors are white!
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But you stood up to the vermin in Chicago
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and said, "No bueno,
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- Comrade Obama." - What?
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Uh-oh, Brian's chyron says, "Freedom Crusader."
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And there's a photo over his shoulder
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of Hunter Biden's penis.
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I... I just want books to be left alone.
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Thi... this has nothing to do with the migrant crisis.
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You're right, it has everything to do with it!
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Think about it. When you go to the mall,
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what's the bookstore called?
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- Borders. - That chain closed,
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- like, fifteen years ago. - Right!
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We should close the borders,
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with chains! You get it.
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By the way, this is an open carry studio,
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here's your gun.
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Aah! Dominion! Dominion! Dominion!
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Bok choy. That's a fun word to say.
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Bok.
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Choy.
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Yeah, that's... that's fun, I guess.
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Garbanzo. Also fun to say.
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Not "bok choy" level, but pretty close.
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Yeah, garbanzo's great.
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You know who makes a good napkin?
#366
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Chinet.
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God, what happened to us?
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Now that we're sober,
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we don't got anything in common! And why would we?
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Our group is a fat guy, a Black dude,
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a sex pest, and a wheelchair cuck.
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We make no sense together!
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I hate to say it,
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but I don't think we're cut out to be friends.
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Peter's right.
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Maybe we should just go our separate ways.
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Spend time with our families.
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Yeah, and I guess I gotta go see
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if I still have anything in common
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with other Black people.
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They stopped midway because I said "pickleball."
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As a newly sober person, I'm often going to ask
#383
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if it's okay that I say what a nice time I'm having.
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I'd rather you didn't.
#385
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Hey, can I just say
#386
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what a nice time I'm having right now?
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Every time we do this,
#388
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I wonder why we don't do it more.
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We're doing it now.
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Yes, but there should be more times of us doing it.
#391
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Hey, you been hydrating, Lois?
#392
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You gotta hydrate. It's the key to staying hydrated.
#393
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Stop saying "hydrated"!
#394
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Uh, Lois? You may wanna go inside.
#395
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Oh, hi, Drated!
#396
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Hey, look! Did you see this?
#397
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Your book, Faster Than the Speed of Love,
#398
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is back on the shelves.
#399
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Really? Noice!
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- With a new forward by Ann Coulter. - Less noice.
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And a very forward by Lauren Boebert.
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"When I'm not rubbing my hand over a tented khaki,
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I'm curled up with a copy
#404
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of Brian Griffin's excellent book.
#405
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And does anyone know
#406
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how Beetlejuice the Musical ends?"
#407
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Ugh, my... my book is being co-opted by the right.
#408
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- It's gross. - And it's selling.
#409
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It's number two on the Neo-Nazi bestseller list,
#410
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behind Ben Shapiro's
#411
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How the Radical Left Made Me Bad at Sex.
#412
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Hey guys, good news. The seeds arrived.
#413
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Everyone to the vegetable patch!
#414
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What's going on?
#415
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Peter, we have something we need to say to you.
#416
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Please sit down.
#417
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Okay.
#418
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This is an intervention.
#419
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But I already stopped drinking.
#420
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This is to get you to start again.
#421
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How dare you ambush me like this!
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I trusted you!
#423
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And who's that guy?
#424
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Well, we've never held an intervention before,
#425
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so Jax is here to help.
#426
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I was sober for years, Peter. It was hell.
#427
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Every morning, I'd wake up at home
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and not in a bush.
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I stopped at red lights like a bitch.
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But through quitting therapy and shunning religion,
#431
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I found the strength to drink again, and so can you.
#432
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Peter, your children have written letters
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to tell you how your sobriety has affected them.
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Chris, go ahead.
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"It's been 12 days
#436
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"since you took a swing at our crossing guard.
#437
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"You've stopped asking
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if I think I'm better than you."
#439
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"When I wrote this letter,
#440
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I knew I would be the relative
#441
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reading it to you from a straight-back chair,
#442
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as opposed to a couch... "
#443
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"This past week,
#444
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I've had to spend more quality time with you."
#445
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But you always say you want that!
#446
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I want to say I want that,
#447
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and I want you to come up short!
#448
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I... I can't handle this right now.
#449
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I... I need to hydrate.
#450
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Just a little agua to take the edge off.
#451
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- No, no. - Give me that.
#452
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- Give me that. - No more hydrating.
#453
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Give me that.
#454
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You're right, okay!
#455
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I can't keep not drinking like this!
#456
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Shh, it's okay, baby,
#457
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it's okay,
#458
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you don't have to do this alone.
#459
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Let's go get tanked.
#460
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Together.
#461
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So you're really going to pander
#462
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to this extremist conference just to move some books?
#463
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I can't believe you're selling out like this.
#464
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I'm not selling out.
#465
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I'm presenting my art in its rawest form.
#466
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But this place is full of weirdos!
#467
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They erected a gallows to hang Barbies!
#468
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And look at how they're opening the event!
#469
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To honor our fallen insurrectionists,
#470
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please observe a moment of violence.
#471
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Don't forget to hit the cops we love.
#472
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Thank you for your service.
#473
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And now, I'll read an excerpt from my book,
#474
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Faster Than the Speed of Love.
#475
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- Bigot! - Cut his mike!
#476
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We don't want to hear your racist book!
#477
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We do!
#478
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Let him read his racist book!
#479
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It's not a racist book!
#480
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The woke mob hates it,
#481
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that means it's good!
#482
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Republicans like it, that means it's bad!
#483
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Hey, back off!
#484
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Everybody, shut up!
#485
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You wimps want to edit any book
#486
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that hurts your precious feelings,
#487
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and you freaks just want to ban books altogether!
#488
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There are bigger problems in this world
#489
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than some stupid book!
#490
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Oh, my God, the dog author is right.
#491
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His book is stupid.
#492
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That's not what I meant...
#493
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The first six pages are a description of a lake.
#494
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The sex scene repeatedly uses the word "honkers"!
#495
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There's a map at the front that doesn't pay off!
#496
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Every sentence starts with, "And then"!
#497
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And then I'm a hack, we got it.
#498
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You have brought us together, Brian Griffin.
#499
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We've both agreed to ban just one book.
#500
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Yours.
#501
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Well, looks like everyone hates you again.
#502
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Leaving you with just enough political infamy
#503
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to do five-dollar birthday greetings on Cameo.
#504
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Hey, Larry.
#505
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Sorry Vanessa dumped you,
#506
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so from one dog who [bleep] the bed to another,
#507
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happy birthday.
#508
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Ha! That's hilarious, Joe!
#509
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What is? I didn't do anything.
#510
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Doesn't matter!
#511
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The point is, we're all together again.
#512
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But what about what you said before,
#513
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that we have nothing in common?
#514
⇓
That... that beer is just hiding the truth.
#515
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Yeah, but it's how you say it.
#516
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Beer is hiding the truth!
#517
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The truth of what guy friends are.
#518
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A random assortment of dudes bound by booze!
#519
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Peter, Stewie swallowed
#520
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- a Tide Pod... -
#521
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...we're headed to St. Christophers,
#522
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- come quick, bring... -
#523
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To alcohol.
#524
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It may tear families apart,
#525
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but it brings friends together!
#526
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