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Family Guy

Season 23, Episode 17 — Karenheit 451

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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪

seems seems-today today

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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪

movies violence

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♪ But where are those Good old-fashioned values ♪

fashioned fashioned-values values

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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪

rely used

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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪

family lucky

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♪ Lucky there's a man who Positively can do ♪

lucky positively

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♪ All the things that make us ♪

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♪ Laugh and cry! ♪

laugh

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♪ He's a family guy! ♪

family

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Aah!

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Would have preferred a claw retraction on that tuck-in,

claw preferred tuck

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but you're new at this.

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Okay, tonight I'm going to read you

read tonight

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

charlie chocolate factory

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Why did they change all this stuff?

change stuff

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My God, this is the worst day since 9/11.

worst

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Hey, guys, we're out of dry food.

food

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Brian, they just knocked down the World Trade Centers.

brian centers knocked trade world

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Oh.

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Did they also knock down the Petco?

knock

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there's an illegal

illegal

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underage social function on Sycamore

function social underage

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that's violating ordinance 313.

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Please respond.

respond

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Someone changed this classic kids' book

book changed classic kids

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Lois, did you have something to do with this?

lois

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I sure did.

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This was the local chapter of my bored suburban mom group.

bored chapter group local suburban

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It's called "Mothers Invested In Literary Fixing."

called fixing invested literary mothers

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MILF?

milf

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So you're ruining books

books ruining

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just because you and your weak-minded friends

friends minded weak

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can't handle reading them as the authors intended?

handle intended reading

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Oh, come on, it's just a few little changes

changes

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to make the books nicer.

books nicer

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When did nice become a bad thing?

become

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Kids like Stewie are little and helpless,

helpless kids stewie

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and their innocence needs to be protected.

innocence needs protected

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Hey, could you do me a favor and not cut my sack off in front of Rupert?

favor front rupert sack

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I'm trying to get in dem cheeks tonight.

cheeks tonight

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What you're doing

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is offensive to me as an author.

author offensive

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Self-published author.

author published self

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Well, too bad, 'cause we're just getting started.

started

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At tomorrow's school board meeting,

board board-meeting meeting school school-board tomorrows

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we'll push to replace other problematic books

books push replace

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with versions we approve of.

approve versions

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

excuse

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I need to get back to stuffing envelopes with these stamps

stamps stuffing

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featuring female heroes no one's ever heard of.

featuring female heard heroes ones

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Mary Lyon,

mary

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founded Mount Holyoke College.

college founded mount

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Hero!

hero

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Harriet Quimby,

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first female pilot to fly the English Channel.

channel english female pilot

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Hero!

hero

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Hazel Hotchkiss Wightman,

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honorary Commander

commander honorary

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of the Order of the British Empire.

british empire order

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Hero!

hero

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Mary Lyon,

mary

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founded Mount Holyoke...

founded mount

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Oh, my God, they just repeat, there's only three of them.

repeat three

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Hmm, this appears to be a shindig

appears

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of the high school variety.

school variety

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Why do you always talk so doofy?

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Language is my mistress,

language mistress

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and I like to try new positions.

positions

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All right, I gotta go break this up.

break

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Wait, let's not break it up.

break

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Let's wake it up!

wake

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Well, I guess this is a body cam cheat day.

body cheat

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You're all under arrest...

arrest

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for not partying hard enough!

hard partying

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Go ahead, pick another city.

ahead another city go-ahead pick

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Coral Gables.

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Three to the three to the one-four-six.

four three

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Whoa! Yeah, cool!

cool whoa

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When it comes to zip codes, I am that dude!

codes comes

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Cannonball!

cannonball

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Yeah!

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Oh God, that's Stacy, she can't see me here.

stacy

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Glenn, there shouldn't be anyone at this party

glenn party

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who "can't see you."

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Guys, they have BritBox!

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Who's ready for an eight-part murder mystery

eight murder mystery part ready

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that absolutely shatters the coastal community of Brighton?

absolutely community shatters

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Let's turn this party up a notch!

notch party

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I drank way too much last night.

drank night

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Why are we wearing tuxedos?

wearing

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Uh-oh. Apparently, we got married last night.

apparently married night

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It's all over TikTok.

tiktok

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Boy, my dad doesn't look happy,

happy

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but God bless him, he gave us a Cuisinart.

bless

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You picked R. Kelly for our first dance?

dance kelly picked

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I know it's wrong,

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but the grooves are too strong.

strong

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Guys, we have to fix this.

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Marrying each other was a huge mistake.

huge huge-mistake marrying mistake

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It was?

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Welcome to tonight's town hall.

hall tonights town welcome

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Now, let's open up the floor to women with little chin hairs

chin floor hairs open women

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when the light hits it just right.

hits light

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Hello, parents and concerned citizens.

citizens concerned parents

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There we go!

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Turn them off!

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Aww.

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We are MILF,

milf

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and we're very worried about the outdated messages

messages outdated worried

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in the books you're giving our kids.

books giving kids

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Why does James' peach need to be giant, huh?

giant james peach

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It's big-pitted,

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and we should celebrate its curves.

celebrate curves

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All y'all husbands follow my Instagram.

follow husbands instagram yall

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This is nuts!

nuts

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Changing books is wrong!

books changing

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If you don't like it, just don't read it!

read

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Look, I'll be honest.

honest

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Whoever is angriest is going to win,

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so have at it.

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Come on!

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Hmm, it's pretty close.

close

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But since it's 2025,

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I'm gonna go with the group of ethnically-diverse women.

diverse group women

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Thank God we're doing this divorce

divorce

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before Donna finds out.

donna finds

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What's this about

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you getting a piece of my pension?

pension piece

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I offered you a prenup. You declined.

declined offered

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Let's just get this over with, Peter.

peter

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But the Christmas cards already went out!

cards christmas

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Oh, my goodness,

goodness

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we really do come in all shapes and sizes!

shapes sizes

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Now that we got that out of the way,

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let's pound some brews!

pound

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We got married again.

married

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I can't believe it!

believe

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Why does this keep happening?

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Guys, don't you see? It's the alcohol!

alcohol

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Every time we drink,

drink

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we end up doing something stupid.

stupid

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I'm afraid that dark day has finally come.

afraid dark finally

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We need to stop drinking.

drinking

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And we need to settle up for the hotel.

hotel settle

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Let's see here... Cleveland and Quagmire,

cleveland quagmire

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champagne and strawberries.

champagne

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Intimacy kit!

intimacy

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And a movie that's just titled, Movie.

movie

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It was Frost/Nixon!

frost nixon

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Ain't everything sexual.

aint sexual

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Actually, it was Frosting Nixon,

nixon

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- and it was very sexual. - Mm.

sexual

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They've yet to find the title they can't corrupt.

corrupt title

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I can't believe we have to stop drinking.

believe drinking

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This is a nightmare!

nightmare

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Look, I don't like this any more than you do,

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but Peter's right. Either we cork the hooch,

cork hooch peters

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or end up marrying each other every day.

marrying

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Fine. But just know that even though we're breaking up,

breaking

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I will still slap anyone

slap

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who disrespects you at the Oscars.

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What did you want to talk to us about, Peter?

peter

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I've decided to give up alcohol.

alcohol decided

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Well, I'm proud of you.

proud

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This is gonna change your life.

change life

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Ours, too.

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- Way to go, Dad! - You rock!

rock

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Thanks, gang. But just so you know,

gang thanks

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I'm now replacing all my alcohol energy

alcohol energy replacing

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with Grand Canyon energy.

canyon energy grand grand-canyon

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What's that?

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Just endless enthusiasm about the Grand Canyon.

canyon endless enthusiasm grand grand-canyon

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Did you know the most dangerous animal in the GC

animal dangerous

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is actually the rock squirrel?

rock squirrel

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That's true. I'm lookin' at your faces,

faces lookin

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but that's actually true.

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Welcome to "Kettlebells with Stew."

stew welcome

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We're all warriors here.

warriors

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Kettlebell warriors.

warriors

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See that over there? That's the road.

road

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If any of you wanna waste my time,

waste

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you may as well hit it right now.

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All right, warriors, we'll pick this up next week!

pick warriors week

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I shouldn't have advertised on Facebook.

facebook

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It's all pigs.

pigs

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And they want to change the books you read

books change read

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because they think you can't handle it!

handle

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So, I've invited a guest to speak with you

guest invited speak

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about the dangers of sanitizing books:

books dangers

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Quahog's own beloved children's book author,

author beloved book childrens

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Mr. Hillman Hollister.

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Good afternoon, everyone,

afternoon

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I hope you're ready to hear the word "the"

hope ready word

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in front of a lot of different ethnicities.

front

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Uh, uh, thank you for coming, Mr. Hollister.

coming

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We're going to take a break.

break

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Be sure to give your email

email

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to one of the guys with a clipboard

clipboard

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so we can flood your inbox for the rest of your life.

flood life rest

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Hey, Brian, I'm a news producer,

brian news producer

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and our team loves how outspoken you've been

loves team

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about literary freedom.

freedom literary

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We think our viewers would really appreciate

appreciate viewers

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your point of view.

point view

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- Really? - Absolutely.

absolutely

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Call me.

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Hey, that guy you were talking to

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just ran over a group of protesters when he drove off.

drove group protesters

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Peter?

peter

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Hey, sleepyhead!

sleepyhead

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Wh... why are you up so early?

early

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And...

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...is that fresh-brewed coffee I smell?

coffee fresh smell

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It sure is.

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Also, I prepared your tampon for the day.

prepared tampon

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Wow!

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Gross. Thanks!

gross thanks

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Relax, I took care of it.

care relax

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They are out of bed and fed!

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Great, thank you!

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Not Pop-Tarts, though.

tarts

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They are out of bed and fed.

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You know, I gotta tell you, Peter,

peter

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sobriety is looking good on you.

looking sobriety

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And your liver must be thrilled.

liver must thrilled

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Hey, HR sent me to tell you that you can finally use

finally sent

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all that vacation time you've accrued.

vacation

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Awesome! There's a state

awesome state

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I've really been wanting to visit.

visit wanting

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- Which one? - Oregon.

oregon

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It's a Liver will be right back.

liver

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How we feeling today, boys?

boys feeling today

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Rested and vested!

rested vested

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Killin' it without swillin' it!

killin

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So...

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what do you guys want to do?

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Usually our whole day is taken up by the drinking.

drinking taken usually whole

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And the puking.

puking

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The puking was implied, yes.

implied puking

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I'm sure we can find something that we'll all enjoy.

enjoy

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Isn't this awesome?

awesome

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What could be more fun than puzzling with my boys?

boys fun

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So nice having you together in the same bubble.

bubble having

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Oh, hey, Roberta.

roberta

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Look at you all grown up.

grown

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Bubble Roberta,

bubble roberta

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you get back here!

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There's no age of consent in the bubble!

bubble consent

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Like all newly sober Black men,

black newly sober

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I have taken to hustling chess in the park.

chess park taken

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I am a legend here.

legend

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Checkmate.

checkmate

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I suppose this was inevitable,

inevitable suppose

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as I did not know the horsey could jump.

horsey jump

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Now, this is more like it.

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Drunk or sober,

drunk sober

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watching football with my boys will always be a blast!

blast boys football watching

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It's second down, three yards to go.

second three yards

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This second down is brought to you by

brought second

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Casamigos Tequila.

tequila

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Casamigos,

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the tequila for guys who wanna buy houses

houses tequila

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next to each other in Mexico.

mexico

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Hey, should we do that?

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No can do, Peter.

peter

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I'm still underwater

underwater

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on two different timeshares in Panama City Beach.

beach city

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What? How?

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They said if I went to the timeshare presentation,

presentation

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they'd give me free Steve Harvey tickets.

free harvey steve theyd tickets

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Well, how was the Steve Harvey show?

harvey steve

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- Do you promise not to laugh? - Of course.

course laugh promise

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I got so excited about the concept

concept excited

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of the flexible family vacation that

family flexible vacation

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I forgot to get the tickets.

forgot tickets

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You promised!

promised

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Are you sure you want to do this, Bri?

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Fox News has a history of twisting the truth to fit their agenda.

agenda history news truth twisting

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Look, we may not agree on much,

agree

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but at least I'll get some airtime to speak my piece.

least piece speak

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All right, but if you get in trouble,

trouble

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just say "Dominion" three times.

three three-times times

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That's their Candyman.

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Bok choy. That's a fun word to say.

fun word

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Bok.

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Choy.

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Yeah, that's... that's fun, I guess.

fun

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Garbanzo. Also fun to say.

fun

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Not "bok choy" level, but pretty close.

close level

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Yeah, garbanzo's great.

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You know who makes a good napkin?

makes napkin

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Chinet.

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God, what happened to us?

happened

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Now that we're sober,

sober

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we don't got anything in common! And why would we?

common

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Our group is a fat guy, a Black dude,

black group

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a sex pest, and a wheelchair cuck.

cuck pest wheelchair

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We make no sense together!

sense

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I hate to say it,

hate

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but I don't think we're cut out to be friends.

friends

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Peter's right.

peters

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Maybe we should just go our separate ways.

separate ways

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Spend time with our families.

families spend

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Yeah, and I guess I gotta go see

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if I still have anything in common

common

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with other Black people.

black

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They stopped midway because I said "pickleball."

pickleball stopped

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As a newly sober person, I'm often going to ask

newly often person sober

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if it's okay that I say what a nice time I'm having.

having

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I'd rather you didn't.

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Hey, can I just say

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what a nice time I'm having right now?

having

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Every time we do this,

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I wonder why we don't do it more.

wonder

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We're doing it now.

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Yes, but there should be more times of us doing it.

times

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Hey, you been hydrating, Lois?

lois

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You gotta hydrate. It's the key to staying hydrated.

hydrated staying

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Stop saying "hydrated"!

hydrated

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Uh, Lois? You may wanna go inside.

lois

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Oh, hi, Drated!

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Hey, look! Did you see this?

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Your book, Faster Than the Speed of Love,

book faster love speed

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is back on the shelves.

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Really? Noice!

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Ugh, my... my book is being co-opted by the right.

book

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- It's gross. - And it's selling.

gross selling

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It's number two on the Neo-Nazi bestseller list,

list nazi number

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behind Ben Shapiro's

behind

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How the Radical Left Made Me Bad at Sex.

left radical

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Hey guys, good news. The seeds arrived.

arrived news seeds

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Everyone to the vegetable patch!

patch vegetable

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What's going on?

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Peter, we have something we need to say to you.

peter

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Please sit down.

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Okay.

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This is an intervention.

intervention

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But I already stopped drinking.

drinking stopped

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This is to get you to start again.

start

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How dare you ambush me like this!

ambush dare

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I trusted you!

trusted

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And who's that guy?

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Well, we've never held an intervention before,

held intervention

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so Jax is here to help.

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I was sober for years, Peter. It was hell.

peter sober years

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Every morning, I'd wake up at home

home morning wake

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and not in a bush.

bush

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I stopped at red lights like a bitch.

bitch lights stopped

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But through quitting therapy and shunning religion,

quitting religion therapy

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I found the strength to drink again, and so can you.

drink found strength

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Peter, your children have written letters

children letters peter written

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to tell you how your sobriety has affected them.

affected sobriety

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Chris, go ahead.

ahead chris go-ahead

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"It's been 12 days

days

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"since you took a swing at our crossing guard.

crossing guard swing

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"You've stopped asking

asking stopped

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if I think I'm better than you."

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"When I wrote this letter,

letter wrote

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I knew I would be the relative

relative

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reading it to you from a straight-back chair,

chair reading straight

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as opposed to a couch... "

couch opposed

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"This past week,

past week

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I've had to spend more quality time with you."

quality spend

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But you always say you want that!

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I want to say I want that,

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and I want you to come up short!

short

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I... I can't handle this right now.

handle

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I... I need to hydrate.

↓

Just a little agua to take the edge off.

edge

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- No, no. - Give me that.

↓

- Give me that. - No more hydrating.

↓

Give me that.

↓

You're right, okay!

↓

I can't keep not drinking like this!

drinking

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Shh, it's okay, baby,

baby

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it's okay,

↓

you don't have to do this alone.

alone

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Let's go get tanked.

tanked

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Together.

↓

So you're really going to pander

↓

to this extremist conference just to move some books?

books conference

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I can't believe you're selling out like this.

believe selling

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I'm not selling out.

selling

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I'm presenting my art in its rawest form.

form presenting

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But this place is full of weirdos!

full place weirdos

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They erected a gallows to hang Barbies!

hang

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And look at how they're opening the event!

event opening

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To honor our fallen insurrectionists,

fallen honor

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please observe a moment of violence.

moment observe violence

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Don't forget to hit the cops we love.

cops forget love

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Thank you for your service.

service

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And now, I'll read an excerpt from my book,

book read

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Faster Than the Speed of Love.

faster love speed

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- Bigot! - Cut his mike!

bigot mike

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We don't want to hear your racist book!

book racist

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We do!

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Let him read his racist book!

book racist read

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It's not a racist book!

book racist

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The woke mob hates it,

hates woke

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that means it's good!

↓

Republicans like it, that means it's bad!

republicans

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Hey, back off!

↓

Everybody, shut up!

everybody

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You wimps want to edit any book

book edit

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that hurts your precious feelings,

feelings hurts precious

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and you freaks just want to ban books altogether!

altogether books freaks

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There are bigger problems in this world

bigger bigger-problems problems world

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than some stupid book!

book stupid

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Oh, my God, the dog author is right.

author

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His book is stupid.

book stupid

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That's not what I meant...

meant

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The first six pages are a description of a lake.

description lake pages

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The sex scene repeatedly uses the word "honkers"!

repeatedly scene uses word

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There's a map at the front that doesn't pay off!

front

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Every sentence starts with, "And then"!

sentence starts

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And then I'm a hack, we got it.

hack

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You have brought us together, Brian Griffin.

brian brian-griffin brought griffin

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We've both agreed to ban just one book.

agreed book

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Yours.

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Well, looks like everyone hates you again.

hates

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Leaving you with just enough political infamy

leaving political

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to do five-dollar birthday greetings on Cameo.

birthday dollar five greetings

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Ha! That's hilarious, Joe!

hilarious

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What is? I didn't do anything.

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Doesn't matter!

matter

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The point is, we're all together again.

point

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But what about what you said before,

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that we have nothing in common?

common

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That... that beer is just hiding the truth.

beer hiding truth

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Yeah, but it's how you say it.

↓

Beer is hiding the truth!

beer hiding truth

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The truth of what guy friends are.

friends truth

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A random assortment of dudes bound by booze!

booze bound dudes random

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Peter, Stewie swallowed

peter stewie swallowed

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- a Tide Pod... -

tide

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...we're headed to St. Christophers,

headed

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- come quick, bring... -

bring quick

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To alcohol.

alcohol

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It may tear families apart,

apart families tear

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but it brings friends together!

brings friends

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