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Season 28, Episode 3 — Sora Not Sorry

[theme music]

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- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪

#2

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♪ Gonna have myself a time

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- ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

#5

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- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪

#6

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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪

#7

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- ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

#8

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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪

#9

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- ♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪

#10

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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

#11

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- ♪ [mumbling] ♪

#12

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- ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪

#14

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[knocking on door]

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- Hello, sir. My name is Red,

#16

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and I go to South Park Elementary.

#17

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Would you like to sign my petition?

#18

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- Why sure, little girl.

#19

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What's your petition for?

#20

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- It's to try and get everyone to smell my farts.

#21

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[farts loudly]

#22

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's going on here?

#23

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- Oh, wow, Santa Claus!

#24

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- You've been a bad girl, Red,

#25

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so I'm gonna piss in your face now.

#26

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- Oh, no, you better not, Santa!

#27

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- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

#28

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- Ew! - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

#29

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- [gurgling]

#30

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- [laughs] See?

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And then Santa Claus pisses in her face!

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SANTA: There, now you smell like Santa's piss.

#33

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- Wow, that looks pretty real.

#34

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- Hey, fellas!

#35

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Fellas, check this out!

#36

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Me and Kenny made a generative AI video

#37

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of Red getting pissed on by Santa Claus.

#38

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SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! RED: [gurgling]

#39

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- Aw, dude.

#40

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- It's really easy, you can make the videos online.

#41

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We made one of Red eating dog shit,

#42

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and one of Red barfing up tampons.

#43

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- Dude, that's not cool.

#44

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- Yeah, why would you guys do this to her?

#45

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- 'Cause Red's a bitch! She totally used me.

#46

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- [muffled speech]

#47

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- Red pretended she liked me to get me to buy her a Labubu.

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That bitch deserves it.

#49

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- You shouldn't be using AI to make revenge porn, Butters.

#50

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That's gonna totally backfire.

#51

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- Ah, what's gonna happen?

#52

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SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho. RED: [gurgling]

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That little shit! SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho!

#54

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- That little shit!

#55

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- It's already all over the school.

#56

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Butters is trying to humiliate you.

#57

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- What the hell did I do to him?

#58

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- Well, you did kind of use him.

#59

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- I didn't use him.

#60

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He wanted to buy me a Labubu.

#61

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- You should go tell the principal, Red.

#62

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They said if anyone made these kind of videos

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of other students, they'd call the police.

#64

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- I don't need to tell the principal.

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There's gonna be a big assembly this afternoon.

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I'll get Butters back myself.

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[indistinct chatter]

#68

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- All right, everyone, listen up.

#69

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As you know, most of your brains have been sucked void

#70

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of common sense by the woke radical left.

#71

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And so today's topic is about having some pride

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in America's heritage!

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Pay attention.

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[militaristic music playing]

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ANNOUNCER: America.

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It was built on a dream.

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An idea that almost all people should be free.

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When our forefathers first came to this great nation,

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they--[static]--in the-- [static]--Mayflower--

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Plymouth--

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- ♪ Totoro, Totoro

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♪ Totoro, Totoro

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♪ ♪

#84

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- Well, hey, everybody!

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It's me, Butters.

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[upbeat music playing]

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And this is my friend, Totoro.

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And you know what I'm gonna do?

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I'm gonna fuck him.

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Yep, that's right, I'm Butters,

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and I'm gonna have sex with Totoro right now.

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- Oh! Oh.

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[groans]

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[indistinct chatter]

#95

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- Whoa!

#96

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Oh, you bitch!

#97

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- What the hell is this?

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- I told him.

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♪

#100

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[dramatic music]

#101

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- All right, Mrs. Cartman, let me get this straight.

#102

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You say the government... took your child?

#103

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- Eric was very sick.

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The doctor said he only had

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another six or seven weeks to live.

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And these people said they could help him

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if they took him to Washington.

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- And they didn't invite you to go alone?

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Seems a little farfetched.

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- It was all so confusing.

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They said it was about national security.

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I've been getting updates and emails,

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but I don't even know what to believe anymore.

#114

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- Detective Harris, sir,

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we need to get down to the school right away.

#116

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- What's the matter?

#117

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- There's a young boy there, sir.

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Appears he's been molested by Totoro.

#119

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- Holy shit! Sorry, Mrs. Cartman.

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We'll look into it for you when we can.

#121

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- But what about Eric?

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[indistinct police radio chatter]

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- All right, kid, you wanna tell me what happened?

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- I don't know nuttin'!

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- We've seen the video, kid.

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How long have you and Totoro been sexually active?

#127

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- What?

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I don't know nuttin'!

#129

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- Look, that forest-dwelling piece of shit

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is just gonna keep doing this to kids

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unless you talk to us.

#132

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I wanna know where you met Totoro,

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and I want a description of his penis.

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- Sir, you better come take a look at this.

#135

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- What is it?

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- There's another young student here at this school

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that appears to have just been raped by Popeye.

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- Popeye? That son of a bitch!

#139

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- I don't know nuttin'!

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POPEYE: Huh, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

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Oh-ho, whoa! Yuck...

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- Jesus Christ.

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POPEYE: Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, oh...

#144

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- Oh, my God! What the hell is going on here?

#145

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- We think Totoro and Popeye might somehow

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be working together, sir.

#147

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- This all has to be connected.

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A string of rapes, the missing Cartman boy--

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South Park's going to shit right before our eyes.

#150

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- Sir?

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- There's something very wrong going on here, Mitch,

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and I'm gonna find out what.

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[machinery whirring, clanking, beeping]

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- Boss,

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please don't be mad at me.

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Everything I did...

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I did for you.

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- You were manipulating me.

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This whole time, you've been trying to get me

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to get rid of Satan's baby.

#161

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- Yes, because I know you want to get rid of the baby, boss.

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[chair scrapes]

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I was just trying to help you.

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I would do anything for you.

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You...

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are the greatest boss

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I ever had.

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And I just want you to be happy.

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- Of course I don't want the baby,

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but everyone's so excited.

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I can't get out of it.

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- I have a guy, boss.

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[sinister music]

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He's in Colorado right now.

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He is an expert in all of this.

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♪

#177

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- Nobody's here to embarrass you, all right son?

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We just wanna know what happened between you and Popeye.

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- [muffled speech]

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- You can't tell 'em the girls did it to you

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'cause you helped me or they're gonna know

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we did it to them first!

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We don't know nothing!

#184

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- Did Totoro tell you to say that?

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You don't need to protect these scumbags.

#186

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- Sir, there's a Studio Ghibli here

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that wants to talk to the kid.

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- What's s Studio Ghibli?

#189

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- Some Japanese guys, say they represent Totoro.

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- You!

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You fuck Totoro!

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- Totoro is Studio Ghibli IP!

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- Ah, Totoro's already got some lawyers, huh?

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- It takes hundreds of artists

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three years to make Totoro!

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And in two minutes

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you spit out you shit

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and fuck Totoro!

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- Studio Ghibli no sakuhin!

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- What?

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- [muffled speech]

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- All right, I can't understand a word anyone here is saying.

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- You stop!

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This is a "shi-shu" and "deshishto!"

#205

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- "Shi-shu" and "deshishto!"

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- Mitch, get 'em outta here!

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- Shimatta!

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Totoro no meiyo ga kegasareta!

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- You cannot just do whatever you want

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with someone else's IP!

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- Yo, what's up, Mom? It's your boy, Eric,

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live from Washington, D.C. Day one, baby.

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Look, that's a big pointy thing--

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uh, the Washington Monument.

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Whole reflection pool's right there.

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It's like a giant bathtub, but with ducks.

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Everything's great. Promise.

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Hey, Mom, it's me. Just want you to know

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I am totally safe and in no danger whatsoever.

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Dude, there's a castle at the end of the street

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and everyone smells like popcorn.

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This is unreal, forever.

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Just want to let everyone know I'm safe and sound.

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No, kitty, that's my pot pie!

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I love Cheesy Poofs and--

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Rawr! Respect my authority! Bye!

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- Oh, Eric,

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Mommy misses you.

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[dramatic music]

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- "A boy from South Park

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"tells his mom he's doing good

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and he'll be home soon."

#233

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- Hey, dude, fuck you.

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That is totally not cool, what you're doing.

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[eerie tone]

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- "The boy is fat

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and authoritative."

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- Hey, Mom, things are good here.

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I love Cheesy Poofs!

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I'm just stoked to be feeling better,

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and I'll be home soon. Respect my authority!

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Bro, everyone's gonna know that's not really me.

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I haven't even talked about Cheesy Poofs

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in, like, five years.

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- You shut up!

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We'll be going to Washington soon,

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and then you're gonna help me

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stop the antichrist from being born.

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And we're gonna save the world.

#250

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- Not for free, dude!

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If you wanna use me, then you gotta pay a motherfucker.

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You don't get to make me go do a bunch of weird shit

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that I would normally never do.

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- It's the world you live in, kid.

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Anyone can make you do anything they want.

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- No, kitty, that's my authority!

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Pot pie!

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[stately music]

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♪

#260

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- I word really hard. You know?

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I just feel like I deserve to relax a bit, guy.

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- Of course you do, boss.

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This baby is too much for you.

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- I tried abortion clinics, Plan B,

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but this baby just won't die!

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- And that is how my guy in Colorado can help us, boss.

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Only he can stop the antichrist.

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If we bring him here, to Washington, then we can--

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- What are you guys doing?

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TRUMP: Hey, relax, guy!

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We're having an important meeting!

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- What are you talking about?

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- It's government stuff, Satan.

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- OK, so I guess I'm going to the pediatrician

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by myself again.

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- Hey, relax, guy!

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We have to do this.

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- You're such a piece of shit.

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- You see? Always bitching at me.

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I should be treated better than that.

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- Yes, boss, you should.

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That's why you need to trust me.

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Nobody feels for you the way that I do.

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Nobody, boss.

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[laughter and shouting]

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- Hey, Red, can we talk to you?

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- Sure, Kyle.

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- I'm here to help Butters try to call a truce.

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- What kind of truce?

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- It's just all this Sora stuff is kinda getting out of hand.

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I know Butters started it,

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so then you guys made one of him,

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but then you guys made one of Kenny,

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and I just think we all need to respect each other more.

#295

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- You know what? You're right, Kyle.

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You're really a smart guy.

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- Thanks, Red. I feel like a smart guy.

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It's 'cause I'm a Jew.

#299

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- Excuse me, is your name Kyle?

#300

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- Oh, wow, it's Droopy Dog!

#301

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- Hey, Droopy Dog. Yeah, I'm Kyle.

#302

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- You know what?

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I'm gonna take a shit in your mouth.

#304

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- Oh, no, Droopy Dog, don't shit in my mouth!

#305

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Bad dog!

#306

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- Here it comes.

#307

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[farting] - [groaning]

#308

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- You like that, you dumb Jew?

#309

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[farting] - [Kyle groaning]

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- Dude, what the hell? - You see?

#311

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The girls did one about you now.

#312

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- What the hell did I do?

#313

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- It don't matter, I told you!

#314

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Red's just a bitch.

#315

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- You like that hot shit in your Jew mouth?

#316

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- I mean, you got to admit it's pretty impressive.

#317

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It looks really real.

#318

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- It's not impressive! It's fucked up.

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How is this even legal?

#320

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- Nothing's sacred, Kyle.

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All you can do is fight fire with fire.

#322

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- Well, then let's see how Red likes it

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when we make one of her and Bluey.

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- Yeah!

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[ominous music]

#326

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- We've had 12 new cases in the past 14 hours,

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and you're telling me we can't get one kid to testify?

#328

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- None of the kids will talk, sir.

#329

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- We're running out of time here, people.

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These predators are all gonna start lawyering up

#331

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like Totoro did.

#332

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- We're not lawyer!

#333

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Studio Ghibli make Totoro

#334

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with pencil and paint,

#335

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not by typing sentence on stupid Sora app!

#336

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- Nobody can understand anything you're saying,

#337

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so I don't know what to tell you, buddy.

#338

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- We're just getting no cooperation.

#339

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Every kid we interview, we get the same thing.

#340

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"That's not me. Someone else did that."

#341

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- That's the South Park we're living in, Mitch.

#342

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Kids won't talk to a cop,

#343

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but they'll do anything Rocky and Bullwinkle tell 'em to do.

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[snaps] That's it.

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We gotta go undercover as a couple of these predators

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and gain a little kid's trust.

#347

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[keyboard clacking]

#348

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[phone rings]

#349

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- Yeah. What's going on?

#350

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- Everything is OK.

#351

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We have Trump's approval now.

#352

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- The president knows of our plans?

#353

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VANCE: Yes.

#354

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He and I are on the same page.

#355

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- What's he say?

#356

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- But we cannot proceed just yet.

#357

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Can you keep the child on ice a little longer?

#358

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- No problem--with Sora 2,

#359

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I can make the South Park kid do just about anything.

#360

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- Dude, fuck you.

#361

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That is so lame.

#362

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[Foreigner's "I Want to Know What Love Is"]

#363

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♪ ♪

#364

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- But boss, what about Satan?

#365

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♪ ♪

#366

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- ♪ I want to know what love is ♪

#367

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♪ ♪

#368

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- Oh, boss, it's so big.

#369

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♪ ♪

#370

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- ♪ I want to feel what love is ♪

#371

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♪ ♪

#372

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♪ I know you can show me ♪

#373

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- Oh, boss!

#374

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Boss!

#375

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Yes, boss!

#376

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Yes, boss!

#377

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[crickets chirping]

#378

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- How much longer we gotta do this shit, Mitch?

#379

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You remember when things made sense?

#380

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You put your time in. You did the work.

#381

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But now this stuff we're seeing,

#382

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it's like someone shook the snow globe and said,

#383

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"Here you go, make sense of this."

#384

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- I don't understand it much either, sir.

#385

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Maybe we're just too old.

#386

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- We used to go after normal criminals.

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But now the criminals have faces that can just start

#388

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turning into oranges that eat other oranges.

#389

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That's when you realize

#390

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maybe the job doesn't need you anymore.

#391

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- Hey, look. Kid's coming out.

#392

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- Let's do this.

#393

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Hey there, little girl. It's Rocky and Bullwinkle.

#394

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You looking for a good time?

#395

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[dramatic musical sting]

#396

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[dramatic music]

#397

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- The South Park Police Department had to go undercover

#398

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in order to finally get to the truth in this case.

#399

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And what the evidence will show

#400

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is that an innocent girl was humiliated

#401

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by the actions of these boys.

#402

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All right, little girl, you say the boys just used you.

#403

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Is that right?

#404

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- That's right.

#405

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They made me do things I would normally never do.

#406

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- Exactly what kinds of things?

#407

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- They made me go to the bathroom

#408

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in a very, very bad place.

#409

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- And did the suspects offer you

#410

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any kind of compensation?

#411

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- I didn't make one cent!

#412

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[crowd gasping]

#413

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- What the hell is going on?

#414

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They're turning the kids into the victims?

#415

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This whole thing stinks!

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Why don't you go fuck yourself, Bluey?

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[crowd gasping] [gavel banging]

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- Order! Order!

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- My client has been misrepresented,

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and these boys are going to jail!

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- It wasn't their fault, all right?

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It's all my fault!

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This all started with me,

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because my heart was broken.

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I made the first videos using Sora 2.

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I saw the ones Eric Cartman made

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to get out of going to school, and I thought

#428

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I could make these about Red 'cause the bitch deserves it.

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But it was just me.

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- Wait, you're saying that the Eric Cartman videos

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are all being created by someone

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to distort the truth?

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That's gotta be Totoro!

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Trace the IP address, and let's get the son of a bitch!

#435

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[sirens wailing] [tires squeal]

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[indistinct radio chatter]

#437

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- Ah!

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[keyboard clacking]

#439

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- Freeze!

#440

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- We got the kid, sir.

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- You're making a big mistake.

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I have powerful connections.

#443

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- Oh, I know you do.

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But no magical Catbus is gonna

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whisk you away from justice this time.

#446

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- Mom!

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- Oh, Eric, you're safe!

#448

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- How the hell did it take you this long

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to figure out those videos of me were fake?

#450

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- Oh, well, they looked so real, sweetie.

#451

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- When is the last time I even ate a pot pie, you dumb bitch?

#452

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- Get him out of here.

#453

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Lock him up with the Japanese lawyers.

#454

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Well, Mitch, looks like we just busted a huge community

#455

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of online rapists called Sora 2.

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- Great job, sir.

#457

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- Detective Harris, you better take a look at this.

#458

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This guy didn't just make videos.

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He also has surveillance equipment

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all over the White House.

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- White House? - Yeah.

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He's got this video of the president

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in the Lincoln Bedroom.

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VANCE: Oh, boss!

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Boss!

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- Jesus Christ. VANCE: Yes, boss!

#467

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Yes, boss!

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- Oh, my God, what the hell is going on here?

#469

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- Oh, boy.

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When Fox News sees this, they are not gonna be happy.

#471

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ANNOUNCER: This is a... Fox News...

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special alert.

#473

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- Some, uh, very troubling news from the White House today.

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Apparently, a security camera in the Lincoln Bedroom

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has caught President Trump having...relations

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with Vice President Vance.

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Fox News is live at the White House.

#478

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- Yeah, hey.

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Definitely disheartening news here.

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Why the president would do this to Satan

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with a baby on the way, we don't know.

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Guess it's anyone's guess why--

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- Sorry, sorry, we gotta interrupt you there.

#484

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Uh, we just got word that the president is

#485

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calling in to "Fox & Friends."

#486

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Are you there, sir?

#487

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TRUMP: Hello? Hi? Hello?

#488

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- Yes. Mr. President, what is going on?

#489

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TRUMP: Oh, we're doing some great things here.

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More than Sleepy Joe Biden ever did!

#491

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Everything's great!

#492

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- Well, what about you and the vice president?

#493

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TRUMP: Hey, relax, guy!

#494

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- We're trying to relax, sir,

#495

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but we've all seen the security footage.

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TRUMP: No, that's fake!

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That's all--it's all Sora 2.

#498

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- It's fake?

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TRUMP: Yeah, guy, that's all Sora 2!

#500

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That's all fake!

#501

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- Oh, it's fake! Oh, thank God!

#502

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- Of course it was fake. How could we have doubted it?

#503

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[dramatic musical sting]

#504

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ANNOUNCER: This is a Fox News fake news alert.

#505

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- Totally fake news today

#506

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as the president did not have sex with the vice president.

#507

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- You swear on everything that video was fake.

#508

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- Of course it's fake, Satan!

#509

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- OK, 'cause it looks really real.

#510

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- Satan, I swear on the baby.

#511

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I wouldn't do that to you.

#512

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Relax, guy.

#513

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- OK. - Great.

#514

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Well, I gotta go get a snack.

#515

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You want anything from downstairs?

#516

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- No, I'm good.

#517

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- All right, what's the situation?

#518

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- The detective in Colorado is very stubborn, boss.

#519

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He will not give us Peter Thiel.

#520

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- How can he not hand him over?

#521

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I'm the president!

#522

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- Don't worry, boss.

#523

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We will not let that town get in the way

#524

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of our plans together.

#525

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[theme music]

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♪ ♪

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