South Park

Season 28, Episode 2 — The Woman In The Hat

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[theme music]
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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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- ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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- ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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- ♪ [mumbling] ♪
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[bright music]
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♪ ♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪ ♪
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- How was school today, bud?
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- It was fine.
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- Look, Stan, I know it's been really hard for you
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the past month, with us not having a home.
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- Yeah, it sucks.
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- I've tried to find work,
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but there's just not a lot out there.
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And with the government shutdown,
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I can't get my job back with the USGS.
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Times are hard, and I know we all miss Tegridy.
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- I don't miss Tegridy, Dad.
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I just hate that our family is living in a motel.
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It's really embarrassing.
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- Well, that's what I need to tell you, Stan.
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There's some good news-- we're moving out of the motel.
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- Wait, really? We can live in a house again?
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- Well, no, we can't afford a house, so...
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we're moving in with your grandpa.
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- Moving in with Grandpa?
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- This is a bunch of bull crap!
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First you stick me in this place,
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and then you all come along?
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- Pretty nice, huh, guys?
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There's a TV, a microwave,
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and we have Bingo on Thursdays.
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- There has to be somewhere else we can live.
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- Come on, Stan.
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You have that space over there by Grandpa's shit pan.
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- You can't make me stay here.
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This is completely inhumane.
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- That's what I said!
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Didn't work.
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[lively music]
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♪ ♪
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[hammers pounding, metal clangs]
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- OK, so then over here is where you're gonna have
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the big golden pillars that you guys wanted.
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- Ah, yeah! That's great!
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- OK, and then right over here
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is where we're gonna put your dance floor.
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- All right!
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- Wait, dance floor?
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I thought we were knocking the East Wing down
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to make room for the nursery.
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- The what? - The nursery!
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You said all this remodeling was for the baby,
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not to make room for more of your stupid parties.
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- Hey, relax, guy!
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We can just stick the baby in the bathroom or something.
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- Wow! OK, so obviously I have no say in this remodel.
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- Mr. President, sir.
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I'm very sorry, but we need to speak with you urgently.
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It's a matter of national security.
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[dramatic music]
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We don't want to frighten you, Mr. President,
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but we've received intelligence
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that someone might be trying to stop your baby from being born.
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- What?
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Who?
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- Hey! Relax, guy!
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- We don't know who yet, sir,
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but Pam Bondi has been looking into it.
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- That's right, sir, we won't let any harm
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come to the baby of the greatest president that ever lived.
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You are without equal, sir-- - Uh, hey, Pam.
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- And we are honored to be-- Pam. Pam, sorry.
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You got a little shit on your nose there.
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- Oh, do I?
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Did I get it?
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- No, it's still there.
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- If someone is trying to harm the baby,
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then we must know who.
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- Well, there is... one theory.
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[sinister music]
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Some people believe that by demolishing the East Wing,
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we may have unleashed some sort of...wrath.
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♪ ♪
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- What kind of wrath?
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- Vengeful...
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wrath.
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[thunder booming]
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♪ ♪
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[phone ringing]
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- What the hell is going on?
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I was supposed to be in Washington.
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- There has been a change in plan, Mr. Thiel.
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They are on to us at the White House.
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- But how?
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How did they find out?
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- Someone must have heard us talking.
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Do you still have the child?
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- Yes, he's here.
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I have him heavily sedated.
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It should last another six, seven hours.
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- [chortling laughter]
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[mumbling] Six, seven!
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- But I can't keep him here forever.
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- You'll just have to wait until it is safe.
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I think some brownnoser here is after my job.
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- Hey.
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Come on in.
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You guys can't tell anybody that I'm living here.
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- Stan, you shouldn't be embarrassed, all right?
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Everyone's having a hard time right now.
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- Yeah, everyone's having a hard time.
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And you know what the problem is?
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Nobody's doing anything about it.
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How many weeks has it been now,
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dealing with one stupid thing after another?
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The truth is, I think a lot of people are just afraid to admit
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that South Park sucks now.
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- South Park sucks now?
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- Yeah, everyone knows it. South Park sucks now.
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And it's because of all this political shit.
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We're just getting totally bogged down in it.
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Remember when we used to do stuff?
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Just us guys?
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Ever since all this political crap took over,
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it's like--what?
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Like--like what happened to us?
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Like, Kenny, I haven't even heard you say anything
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in, like, four months.
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- [muffled speech]
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- You see? That's what I mean!
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We don't even know what to say.
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South Park's getting ruined, and all of us Gen Alpha kids
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are just sitting here, watching it happen.
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- You're right, dude. - [muffled] Yeah!
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- But what do we do?
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- I know exactly what to do.
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Hey, guys, are you sick and tired
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of what's happening to our town?
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Do you feel like it's broken and going nowhere?
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Then click below and join our online community
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at South Park Sucks Now.
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Things are clearly not right here,
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and if you're like us, you are fed up!
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- South Park Sucks Now!
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- So please, like and subscribe, smash the button, upvote--
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whatever the hell you need to do,
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because together, we can make a difference.
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[eerie music]
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DAN SCAVINO: Mr. President, we don't want you to be afraid.
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Tell us exactly what it is you think you saw.
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♪ ♪
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- Ever since I tore down the East Wing, there's...
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this thing
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that keeps appearing.
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- What kind of thing?
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- Sometimes I see it in a mirror.
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Or in the hallway.
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PAM BONDI: President Trump, you are an incredible man.
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Whatever this is, we have your back.
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- Uh, Pam. Pam, you got some shit on your nose again.
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- Oh, really?
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- Mr. President, this entity you speak of,
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how many times has it appeared?
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- It appears more and more lately.
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I-I can't get away from it.
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It's everywhere I go.
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[music stops]
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[whispering] It's here right now.
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In the corner.
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[ominous tone]
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- I'm pretty sure that's your wife, sir.
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- My wife?
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[whispering] What does it want?
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[ominous tone]
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- Maybe it's somehow trying to communicate.
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Don't worry, we won't let anything happen to you.
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- Ah! Where did Pam Bondi go?
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- What? - Pam Bondi! She's gone!
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- But she was sitting right here!
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- Pam? - Pam?
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- Where's Pam Bondi?
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- I'm right here, sir!
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- [gasps] Look, it's back. - What's back?
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- You've got some shit on your nose again.
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- Oh, my God! What is going on?
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- That thing! It's not there anymore.
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[ominous tone]
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Ah!
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[tones chime]
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PA: Good morning, seniors.
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It's 6:30 a.m.
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- Ugh, God, 6:30?
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- Yeah, it fucking sucks, doesn't it?
#206
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- Holy shit.
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- What?
#208
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- Holy shit.
#209
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756,000 likes, you guys.
#210
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We just built a massive online community.
#211
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- Wow. I can't believe how many people agree with us.
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- I thought we could get 50 or 60 kids from school to sign up,
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but this is incredible.
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- All right, we've got everyone's attention.
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So what do we do now?
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- What do you mean, dude? It's obvious.
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It's time for phase two.
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[gentle music]
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Hey, guys, if you've come here,
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then you're likely joining the chorus of voices
#221
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that's fed up with the direction our town is going.
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We all want change in our community.
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And now there's an opportunity
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to truly make your voices heard.
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Introducing the South Park Sucks Now cryptocurrency coin.
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This used to be a great town before all the politics came
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and ruined it all.
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Get in on our crypto meme coin
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with this incredible presale offer.
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Each coin is just $9.95,
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but could be worth ten times that overnight!
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- Wait, a meme coin?
#235
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- Do you want South Park to change?
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Then order your coin today at SouthParkSucksNow.com.
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Stan Marsh is not a financial advisor
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affiliated with any financial institution.
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Digital assets are highly volatile
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and may involve significant risk,
#241
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including loss of all funds.
#242
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Ownership of South Park Sucks Now Coin
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does not represent equity, profit sharing, or ownership
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of any company platform or project.
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Participation is voluntary and should only be undertaken
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by individuals who fully understand the risks
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associated with block chain assets.
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South Park Sucks Now Coin is not registered with
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or regulated by the SEC or any financial authority.
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Please review all disclosures and consult a licensed financial
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advisor before engaging in digital asset transactions.
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[thunder booming]
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[ominous music]
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♪ ♪
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[scraping]
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♪ ♪
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[shower curtain scrapes]
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♪ ♪
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[Towelie screaming]
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♪ ♪
#261
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[cabinet squeaks]
#262
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Ah, fuck!
#264
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Fuck! - What?
#265
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- It's the Woman in the Hat!
#266
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- What are you talking about?
#267
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- The Woman in the Hat!
#268
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She's in the fucking bathroom!
#269
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- We've double checked everything, sir.
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All the exterior doors are locked.
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No windows have been breached.
#272
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- And yet the president swears
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something was in the room with him.
#274
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- Is he going to be all right?
#275
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- Pretty shaken.
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Pam Bondi is in there now
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trying to calm him down and make him feel better.
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PAM BONDI: [screaming]
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DAN SCAVINO: Pam?
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Oh, my God!
#281
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- [groaning]
#282
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- Stan, what are we doing?
#283
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- What do you mean, dude? We're trying to change things.
#284
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- By selling cryptocurrency?
#285
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- What's wrong with trying to make a little money
#286
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while also pointing out the things wrong with our town?
#287
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- [muffled] Yeah, what's wrong with that?
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- I have to do something, Kyle.
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I'm nine years old and I live in a retirement home.
#290
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- And you really think crypto is your way out?
#291
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Do you even know anything about how that stuff works?
#292
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- Well, actually, we have a really strong crypto advisor--
#293
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your cousin on the east coast.
#294
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- My cousin?
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- I'm back!
#296
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on your coin, boys.
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The presale really popped.
#299
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We cleared 100 grand in volume before liquidity even locked.
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The token's really got traction.
#301
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- And we don't ever have to pay anything, right?
#302
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- Nope, you never pay anything. You guys created the coin,
#303
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so all you do is profit from it.
#304
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- See? I told you.
#305
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- [muffled speech]
#306
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- Now we just need to keep creating hype
#307
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around the South Park Sucks Now digital coin,
#308
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so we need to come up with things to give people FOMO
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and make them ape even harder.
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- You guys, this isn't about a coin.
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It's about a movement.
#312
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- Oh, that's really good.
#313
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- Yeah, yeah, that's perfect.
#314
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"This isn't about a coin. It's about a movement."
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Yeah, that's some savvy Jew Jitsu right there.
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to get our money?
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I need it as fast as possible.
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- Well, I think we're looking at a classic rug pull
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in just a few days.
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Once we pump the coin high as it'll go,
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then I can register for an MSB with the federal government.
#323
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- The federal government? That sounds hard.
#324
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- Oh, no, it's gonna be easy.
#325
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The crypto corruption at the White House is off the chain.
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We're gonna screw a lot of people out of their money, boys.
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It's gonna be fantastic.
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[thunder booming]
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[heavy knocking]
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[thunder booms]
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- Yes?
#332
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- Uh, yes, we're paranormal investigators.
#333
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We've been asked to come and investigate
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the mysterious Woman in the Hat.
#335
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- I am Stephen Miller,
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Senior Advisor to the President for Immigration
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and Domestic Policy.
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[thunder booms]
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Won't you...
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come in?
#341
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PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR HUSBAND: Oh, my God, it's incredible.
#342
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Subject is showing some kind of viscous residue on her nose.
#343
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- Well, what the fuck is it?
#344
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- Sometimes there's a physical manifestation
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of spiritual energy--
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a bridge between the spiritual world and ours.
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In this case, it appears to be some kind of rectoplasm.
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- Rectoplasm?
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- What is it made of?
#350
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- It's unbelievable!
#351
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The rectoplasm seems to be 54% Filet-O-Fish sandwich!
#352
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- Oh, my God!
#353
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I ate a Filet-O-Fish sandwich last night!
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- Jesus! - And it's also...
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28% Taco Bell.
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- Oh, my God!
#357
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I ate Taco Bell this morning!
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- What does it mean?
#359
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- And it's 14% its own cum.
#360
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- Oh, my God! I ate--
#361
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[chuckling awkwardly]
#362
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Hey! Pam! Deal with them!
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- Two paranormal investigators were indicted today
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on federal charges of falsifying data.
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The president said that the bad people manipulated readings
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and reports to make fake news.
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The charges were filed by Attorney General Pam Bondi,
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who said that "the President is a great man,
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even if he does eat his own semen."
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In other news,
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many people are saying that South Park sucks now.
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The small mountain town in Colorado
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has been a hotbed of political activity in recent weeks,
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and three local Gen Alpha boys
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are vowing to put a stop to it.
#377
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- OK, we're mooning.
#378
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We're mooning...
#379
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All right, that's gotta be it.
#380
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OK, we're done mooning. I think we're ready to dump.
#381
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[train horn blares]
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COUSIN KYLE: OK, sounds good.
#383
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I'm on the Acela train right now.
#384
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I should be in DC by 6:30 to meet with Don Jr.
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- I'm out, dude. - Kyle?
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Kyle, wait!
#389
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Dude, you can't quit now.
#390
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Do you know how much money we're about to make?
#391
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- I thought you were sick of the way South Park was going, Stan.
#392
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- I am! - So then why are you trying
#393
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to engineer a rug pull
#394
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in conjunction with the federal government?
#395
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- Bro, it's the world we live in, OK?
#396
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I mean, at least we're being men
#397
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and taking some control.
#398
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Look at Kenny, he--he's doing stuff now!
#399
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- [muffled] Yeah, dude, I'm doing stuff!
#400
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- I know it sucks to be living in an old folks home, Stan,
#401
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but you can't fix things
#402
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if you're only thinking about yourself.
#403
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[thunder booming]
#404
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[heavy knocking]
#405
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[thunder booms]
#406
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- Yes?
#407
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- Uh, yes, I'm with the South Park Sucks Now cryptocurrency.
#408
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We're trying to fuck a bunch of people out of their money.
#409
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Is Don Jr. around?
#410
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- Ah, yes, he's been expecting you.
#411
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Do come in.
#412
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[door squeaks]
#413
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- Oh, Jesus, it's a little drafty in here.
#414
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- You'll have to excuse the conditions.
#415
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The master has taken down the East Wing and unleashed a wrath.
#416
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[eerie moaning]
#417
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[unintelligible groaning]
#418
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- Oh, Jesus! It's a mummy!
#419
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- No, no, that's just the head of the FCC.
#420
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He's lost his freedom of speech.
#421
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- [mumbles]
#422
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- Come. Don Jr. is... this way.
#423
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[thunder booms]
#424
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[eerie music]
#425
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- Thanks so much for taking my meeting, Don Jr.
#426
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We've got an incredible crypto opportunity here
#427
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and we just need your help taking a big dump.
#428
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- That sounds really great.
#429
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There's nothing I like better than a big crypto dump.
#430
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- So sorry I had to bug you this late in the evening,
#431
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but time really is of the essence here.
#432
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[door opens]
#433
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- We need everyone to gather in the dining room.
#434
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Immediately.
#435
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- In the dining room? Why?
#436
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- We are going to have a séance.
#437
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It's time to confront the spirit here.
#438
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- The--the spirit? What spirit?
#439
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[line ringing]
#440
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- [muffled speech]
#441
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- Yeah, I can see the price is going down.
#442
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What the hell is he doing?
#443
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- [muffled] He's not answering?
#444
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- Dude, what is going on?
#449
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Our token's value totally peaked and it's starting to go down.
#450
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Whatever approval you have to get at the White House,
#451
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God damn it!
#453
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- [muffled speech]
#454
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- I don't know, Kenny, OK? Shut up already!
#455
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[eerie music]
#456
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♪ ♪
#457
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- Oh, Jesus, this is a little creepy.
#458
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Are we having dinner? I'm allergic to dairy.
#459
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- Everyone, please put your hands on the table.
#460
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♪ ♪
#461
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I am speaking to the entity in this house.
#462
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- Is this a good time to talk turkey?
#463
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I just need to go over some quick business.
#464
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- We know you are sad.
#465
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We know you are...lonely.
#466
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But we must ask you to leave our president alone.
#467
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♪ ♪
#468
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- Oh, my God, this is really scary.
#469
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PAM BONDI: The President is a great man,
#470
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and he does not deserve to be tormented like this.
#471
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- Pam! Pam!
#472
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- Oh! Oh.
#473
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Restless spirit,
#474
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we only wish to communicate!
#475
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[thunder booming]
#476
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- Holy shit! She's right fucking there!
#477
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- What is that?
#478
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- [moaning] Deception!
#479
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Deception!
#480
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- Boss, maybe we should stop this.
#481
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- No! I wanna hear what it has to say.
#482
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- [moaning]
#483
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Epstein!
#484
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- Uh, no, no. You're right. Let's stop this.
#485
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- You!
#486
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[eerie music]
#487
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- What? You?
#488
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What did he do?
#489
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- He lies!
#490
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- Oh, you fucking bitch!
#491
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- Corruption!
#492
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- She's not possessed!
#493
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Pam Bondi's trying to get my fucking job!
#494
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[thunder booms]
#495
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- Oh, I can't do this!
#496
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- Lies!
#497
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- [muttering]
#498
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- I gotta get out of here!
#499
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♪ ♪
#500
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[face screaming] - Oh, God!
#501
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Oh!
#502
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♪ ♪
#503
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OK! OK! It's all true!
#504
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We've been dealing in deception and lies!
#505
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We've all been getting filthy rich off of crypto!
#506
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Oh, Jesus.
#507
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We've lied and we've cheated.
#508
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Crypto's just a giant money laundering scheme
#509
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for the rich to get richer.
#510
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Please don't haunt us anymore!
#511
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We're sorry.
#512
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We're all very sorry!
#513
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Agh! America!
#515
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- A massive crypto fraud has been exposed at the White House,
#516
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and the perpetrator has been indicted.
#517
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A ghostly wrath that was unleashed in the East Wing
#518
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exposed the traitor at a séance last night.
#519
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The traitor is now behind bars and serving 10 years for fraud.
#520
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Charges, of course, were once again filed by Pam Bondi,
#521
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who said, "We will continue to indict anyone
#522
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who says bad stuff about our amazing president."
#523
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[gentle music]
#524
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♪ ♪
#526
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I guess there just no really going back
#527
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to the way things used to be.
#528
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- Things will get back, Stan.
#529
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I know it's hard to see right now,
#530
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but things will go back to normal.
#531
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And in the meantime, we just have to make the most
#532
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of where we are.
#533
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- All right, seniors, just move with the rhythm now.
#535
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♪ ♪
#536
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- ♪ If I didn't care ♪
#537
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NURSE: Good! Good, seniors. Nice!
#538
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- ♪ More than words can say ♪
#539
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♪ If I didn't care ♪
#540
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♪ Would I feel this way? ♪
#541
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[theme music]
#543
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♪ ♪
#544