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South Park

Season 28, Episode 4 — Turkey Trot

TMDB episode metadata

Show: South Park

Episode title: Turkey Trot

Air date: November 26, 2025

Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell

The town’s annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.

Source: TMDB

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[theme music]

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- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna have myself a time

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- ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

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- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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- ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪

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- ♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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- ♪ [mumbling] ♪

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- ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪

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[twangy music]

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- All right, people, it's almost Thanksgiving,

thanksgiving

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and that means the annual Turkey Trot is nearly upon us.

annual nearly trot turkey turkey-trot

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How is it that we haven't found one sponsor

found sponsor

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to help pay for this event?

event

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- South Park's just fallen on hard times, Mayor.

fallen hard hard-times mayor parks south south-parks times

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Nobody's got the money.

money nobodys

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- Tegridy Farms used to be a sponsor of the Turkey Trot,

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but as you know, we've recently all lost Tegridy.

lost recently tegridy

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So I'm afraid we just can't help.

afraid

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- What about the City Asian Pop Up Store?

asian city store

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Can't they help sponsor this year's race?

race sponsor years

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- How City Asian Pop Up pay for Turkey Trot?

asian city trot turkey turkey-trot

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We gotta pay tariff!

tariff

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We more fucked than anybody!

anybody fucked

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- Let's just face it, Mayor, South Park businesses

businesses face mayor park south south-park

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are dying and a lot of good people have lost their jobs.

dying jobs lost

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- Trash? Anybody got trash?

anybody trash

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- Oh, yeah, here's some. Bank shot!

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- There has to be a solution, people.

solution

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The Turkey Trot is the one time of year

trot turkey turkey-trot

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this town comes together as a community.

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We all need it now, more than ever.

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- Well, of course, there is someone

course

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who'd be willing to give South Park a bunch of money.

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[curious music]

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I mean, they're giving money to everyone else.

giving money

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Why not us?

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[music ends]

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- My God.

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That's it!

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ANNOUNCER: This Thanksgiving morning,

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lace up for holiday fun and tradition.

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It's the 28th annual South Park Turkey Trot.

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Sponsored by...

sponsored

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Saudi Arabia!

arabia saudi saudi-arabia

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[Arabic music playing]

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♪

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It's a 5K race absolutely stuffed

absolutely race stuffed

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with Thanksgiving traditions.

thanksgiving traditions

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♪ ♪

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And the first one across the finish line

finish finish-line line

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wins their team $5,000!

team wins

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♪ ♪

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Sign up your team now!

sign team

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All ages are welcome!

ages welcome

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Disparaging remarks towards the Saudi Royal family

family remarks royal saudi

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are strictly prohibited.

prohibited strictly

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Start your Thanksgiving with this time-honored tradition.

honored start thanksgiving tradition

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The South Park Turkey Trot.

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[singers vocalizing]

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- $5,000, you guys.

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The winner of this year's Turkey Trot

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gets $5,000 from Saudi Arabia.

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Like, if anybody's gonna get money from Saudi Arabia,

anybodys arabia money saudi saudi-arabia

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it should be us.

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- [muffled speech]

muffled muffled-speech speech

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- And just one person has to win the race

person race

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and your whole team gets the money?

money team whole whole-team

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- Yeah! - Dude, that is crazy!

crazy

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- [muffled speech]

muffled muffled-speech speech

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- We should just get a bunch of kids on our team,

bunch kids team

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and then the chances of one of us winning is way better.

chances winning

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- Yeah, but then you gotta split the prize money more ways.

money prize split ways

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- It's true, man.

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I say we keep our team to four, five runners, max.

five four four-five runners team

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- Nobody said we wanted you on the team.

nobody team wanted

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Yeah, you kinda slow us down.

kinda slow

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- Oh, no, no, no, trust me.

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You want me on the racing team.

racing team

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I happen to be an expert in race science, you guys.

expert happen race race-science science

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I know a way to give our team an optimal winning advantage.

advantage team winning

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- Tolkien!

tolkien

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Hey, man.

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Listen, I was, uh--

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I was just wondering whose team

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you're thinking of being on for the big Turkey Trot.

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- Turkey Trot? - You know, the big footrace

trot turkey turkey-trot

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Thanksgiving morning?

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First place wins 5,000 bucks for his whole team.

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- Oh. I'm not really a runner.

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- Yeah, right.

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Of course you're a runner, Tolkien.

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Sorry, guys, just give me one second.

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- What the hell is he doing? - I don't know.

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- All right, look, Tolkien,

tolkien

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I'm a racing science expert, OK?

expert racing science

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The data shows your race always wins races.

data race races shows wins

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[locker slams]

locker slams

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Whoa, whoa, Tolkien. Tolkien.

tolkien whoa whoa-whoa

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Come on, man, it's Thanksgiving.

thanksgiving

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If you don't want to race for yourself,

race

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then do it for the needy-- Kenny and Stan.

kenny needy stan

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I mean, Stan's family lost their home, dude.

family home lost stans

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Those guys could really use the money,

money

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and all the analytics show that with you on the team,

analytics team

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we can't lose.

lose

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Could you--could you just do it for Thanksgiving?

thanksgiving

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- All right, fine.

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- Yes? He said yes!

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[suspenseful music]

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- Jesus Christ, Mitch.

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A $5,000 prize for the Turkey Trot?

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Everyone in town is gonna want to do this race.

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- I was kind of thinking of signing the family up, sir.

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We could really use some of that Saudi Arabian dough.

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- Can't do it, Mitch. We're gonna be busy on race day.

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COP: Sir!

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The White house is calling again.

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They're demanding we release the prisoner.

demanding prisoner release

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- Tell them we're busy.

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- But they said if we don't comply,

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they're gonna send in Pete Hegseth

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and the Department of War.

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- Who's Pete Hegseth?

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- Yeah! Yeah!

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Hey, what's up, guys? This is Pete Hegseth

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with the Department of War!

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We're here to infiltrate this police station and extract a POI

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'cause that's what we do! [barking]

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At ease, soldier!

ease soldier

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The President of the United States orders you

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to release custody of the prisoner to me immediately.

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- I warned you I had powerful friends.

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- Yeah, well, Totoro still has to be processed

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and seen by a judge.

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And we have a big Turkey Trot to deal with,

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so it's gonna be a few days.

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- Hey, man, I don't think you understand.

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You're messing with the Department of War!

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And we mean business.

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We don't stand down for anyone!

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Be sure to like and subscribe.

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All right, let's do this! [barking]

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- All right, I certainly don't want to tangle with you guys.

certainly

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How about you just push the secret button in the floor

button floor push secret

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over here and the jail cell doors will all open.

cell cell-doors doors jail open

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- The secret button? - Yeah, it's in the floor.

button floor secret

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Right there, you see it?

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It's right--there it is! - Ah, ah, ahh!

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- Now get your little bitch ass out of my town.

bitch town

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- Oh, you--

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I dare you to do that again.

dare

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[screams]

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[indistinct chatter]

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- OK, and did you already register

register

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your racing team online?

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- Yeah, it's, uh, Jimbo and Ned.

jimbo

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We're racing with the Kiwanis Gun Club.

club racing

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- Yes, here you go.

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Good luck with the race, happy Thanksgiving,

happy happy-thanksgiving luck race thanksgiving

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and [speaks Arabic].

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- Uh, it's Mackey. Mr. Mackey, mmkay.

mackey

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OK, Mr. Mackey, and how many on your team?

mackey team

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- Oh, I'm not on no team, mmkay.

team

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I need that sweet Saudi Arabian money all for myself.

money saudi sweet

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- All right, guys, we got our racing numbers.

numbers racing

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- Damn, dude, there's so many people signing up.

signing

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How are we ever gonna win?

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- Don't worry, you guys,

worry

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I've been scoping out the competition.

competition

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That group over there is the Rotary Club.

club group

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They won last year, but they're all, like, old now.

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- Over there is the City Pop Up team.

city team

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The race science says they'll race smart,

race race-science science smart

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but not necessarily fast, so we're good there.

fast necessarily

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WENDY: Oh, hey, Stan.

stan wendy

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You gonna do the Turkey Trot this year?

trot turkey turkey-trot

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- Yeah. You guys are too?

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- Hell yeah, we are! $5,000!

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- Oh, yeah, I'm sure all four of you ladies

four ladies

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have a really awesome chance of winning.

awesome chance winning

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- There's actually five of us.

five

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- Hey, guys, what's up?

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[dramatic sting]

dramatic sting

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- Well, we'll see you at the race.

race

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- All right, see ya!

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- They're teaching race science to girls now?

girls race race-science science teaching

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What the hell kind of country are we living in?

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HEGSETH: Commitment!

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Strength!

strength

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The ability to obliterate our enemies!

ability enemies

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That is the Department of War!

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What's up, guys? I'm Pete Hegseth.

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We're outside this woke liberal town

liberal town woke

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that is actually defying our government,

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and nobody defies the Department of War!

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Pete Hegseth will do whatever it takes!

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I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass,

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and I'm all outta ass.

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I'll do whatever's necessary to get the job done!

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[phone ringing]

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Oh, yeah, look at that!

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That's the President of the United States calling me,

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right now!

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Yes, Mr. President?

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- Hegseth!

hegseth

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What the fuck are you doing?

fuck

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Did you get Peter Thiel?

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No, sir, we were unable to extract the prisoner.

extract prisoner unable

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We were met with resistance from the woke local police force.

force local police police-force resistance woke

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- God damn it, we gave you one job to do.

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We need Peter Thiel here at the White house.

house peter peter-thiel thiel white white-house

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- Sir, yes, sir!

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I'm gonna need the full might of the Department of War!

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I'll need all our tanks and guns and dudes!

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- Then you've got it.

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Just get us the prisoner, no matter what it takes!

matter prisoner takes

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- Hell yeah!

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- And Hegseth, don't just make a bunch of content.

bunch content hegseth

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Like, actually go and do something.

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- [quietly] Be sure to like and subscribe, guys.

quietly subscribe

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Yes, sir, Mr. President! I will make this town pay!

president town

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- God, he is such a douchebag.

douchebag

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- All right, men, we'll have a full army here by tomorrow.

army full tomorrow

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And then that smalltown cop

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is gonna see he messed with the wrong guy.

messed

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- It's the morning of the big race,

morning race

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and all of South Park appears to have turned out

appears park south south-park turned

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in the spirit of community.

community spirit

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People are putting on their numbers

numbers putting

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and rocking out their festive costumes.

costumes festive rocking

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I'm with Police Chief Harris,

chief harris police

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and Chief, your guys have been working overtime.

chief overtime working

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- Yeah, well, we just want to make sure

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everyone has a safe Thanksgiving morning.

morning safe thanksgiving

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We want people to stay hydrated and be responsible.

hydrated responsible

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Let's have a good Turkey Trot.

trot turkey turkey-trot

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- Now, of course, there's a lot of money on the line

course line money

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for the team of the race winner,

race team winner

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and so some people are turning to race science.

race race-science science turning

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- That's right, you know, a lot of people these days

days

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want to debunk science.

science

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You know, vaccine's cause autism,

vaccines

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jet fuel leaves chemtrails,

fuel leaves

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but when it comes to racing science, it's science.

comes racing science

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- Certainly a lot of runners hoping to cash in today,

cash certainly hoping runners today

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so may the best turkey win.

best turkey

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- All right, you guys ready to run?

ready

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We got this. Come on, team, let's go!

team

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Where's Tolkien? - Oh, you didn't hear?

tolkien

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- I didn't hear what?

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- Tolkien says he's not gonna race.

race tolkien

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- What do you mean Tolkien's not going to race?

race

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- He said because it's being sponsored by Saudi Arabia,

arabia saudi saudi-arabia sponsored

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he's bowing out for political reasons.

political reasons

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- Are you fucking joking? - No.

fucking joking

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- God damn it, wait here!

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- Welcome, everyone to the 28th annual South Park Turkey Trot!

annual annual-south annual-south-park park south south-park trot turkey turkey-trot welcome

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[cheers and applause]

applause cheers

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This is a wonderful turnout,

turnout

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and I'm sure you'll all help me in thanking this year's sponsor,

sponsor thanking years

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Saudi Arabia!

arabia saudi saudi-arabia

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[cheers and applause]

applause cheers

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- Holy shit!

holy

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Holy shit, we've got an Antifa uprising!

holy uprising

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All right, Department of War, listen up!

department

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The people of this town are starting an insurrection!

starting town

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But they will not stand in the way of us getting our man!

stand

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[knocking on door]

door knocking

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ERIC: Tolkien!

eric tolkien

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Tolkien?

tolkien

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Tolkien!

tolkien

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[banging on door]

banging door

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[door opens]

door door-opens opens

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Dude, what the hell are you doing?

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- Playing "Arc Raiders."

playing

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- The guys said you're not gonna race

race

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because it's being sponsored by Saudi Arabia?

arabia saudi saudi-arabia sponsored

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- Yeah, just doesn't feel right.

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- "It doesn't feel right"?

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- Yeah, doesn't feel right. - "It doesn't feel right"?

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What, Tolkien, you don't like that Saudi Arabia

arabia saudi saudi-arabia tolkien

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is buying American stuff?

american buying stuff

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They're trying to be progressive, OK?

progressive

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You want them to go back to what they were doing?

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You want Saudi Arabia to just go back to cutting people up

arabia cutting saudi saudi-arabia

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and paying Kevin Hart? Is that what you want?

kevin paying

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- I can't see the screen.

screen

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- Tolkien, you can't whine about a country

country tolkien whine

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trying to come into the 21st century.

century

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Them wanting to help pay for American things is good.

american wanting

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'Cause guess what? If Saudi Arabia is out

arabia saudi saudi-arabia

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paying for sporting events,

events paying sporting

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they're not out hacking up reporters

hacking reporters

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and inviting Pete Davidson to come do comedy.

comedy davidson inviting pete

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- All right, everyone, on your mark...

mark

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Get set...

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[gunshot]

gunshot

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- Holy shit!

holy

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Shots fired! Shots fired!

fired shots shots-fired

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Get set up over there! We need content! Now!

content

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What's up, guys? Pete Hegseth, Department of War.

department hegseth pete pete-hegseth

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We are being fired upon!

fired

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There's an uprising here. Some kind of insurrection.

uprising

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Make sure to like and subscribe!

subscribe

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[indistinct happy chatter]

chatter happy indistinct

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- You can hear the liberal terrorists

liberal terrorists

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all screaming and chanting behind us.

behind chanting screaming

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We're gonna take 'em on!

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Just another day in the Department of War!

another department

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Let's move out!

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- Did you know that since 2018,

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they actually allow women to drive in Saudi Arabia?

allow arabia drive saudi saudi-arabia women

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They allow women to drive!

allow drive women

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It's like practically a lesbian utopia over there.

lesbian practically utopia

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- Can you please just let me enjoy my Thanksgiving morning?

enjoy morning thanksgiving

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- Oh, yeah, sure, who cares about lesbian utopia?

cares lesbian utopia

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Not Tolkien. Tolkien wants Saudi Arabia

arabia saudi saudi-arabia tolkien wants

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to just keep chopping off gay people's heads.

chopping heads peoples peoples-heads

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That's way better, isn't it?

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You're being a dick, bro. - Go away.

dick

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- All right, Tolkien, you know what?

tolkien

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Fine. If you really don't want to be

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a part of our country embracing Saudi Arabia's desire to change,

change country desire part saudi

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then we don't need you.

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- Hey!

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Hey, gimme back my Xbox!

xbox

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- Come get it, asshole!

asshole

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[footsteps thudding]

footsteps thudding

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- Come on.

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Come on, we gotta get that money.

money

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- The rioting terrorists appear to be advancing

appear rioting terrorists

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north, northeast.

north northeast

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Our plan, gentlemen,

gentlemen plan

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is to intercept them at this location here,

location

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and get as much content as we possibly can.

content possibly

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It's quite possible we'll also be needing to get content

content needing possible

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in this area, so be ready.

area ready

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Third Battalion, you'll be posting up here.

posting third

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I want you posting on Instagram and Twitter.

instagram posting twitter

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Alpha Team post here.

alpha post team

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Bravo Team content there.

bravo content team

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[tires squealing]

squealing tires tires-squealing

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- All right, everyone, stand by.

stand

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At ease, soldier.

ease soldier

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We heard there's a civilian uprising.

civilian heard uprising

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- Yeah, we don't need Homeland Security's help.

homeland securitys

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We got it. - We're just here to assist

assist

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in any way we can.

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That's what Homeland Security does.

homeland homeland-security security

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Be sure to like and subscribe, guys.

subscribe

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We've got a-- - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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This is not your content.

content

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Everyone like and subscribe to Department of War!

department subscribe

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[cheering]

cheering

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- [panting]

panting

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- Come on. Come on.

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You got this. I got it.

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[cheering]

cheering

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- [panting]

panting

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- God damn it! Gimme my Xbox!

xbox

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- Tolkien, how can you not catch up to me?

catch tolkien

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[pants]

pants

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You're not even trying!

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- I am trying!

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I told you, I'm not a runner!

runner

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- Yes, you are!

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Will you stop fucking around?

fucking

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- Homeland Security to Department of War.

department homeland homeland-security security

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The protestors are headed your way.

headed protestors

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- Stand down, Homeland Security.

homeland homeland-security security stand

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This is our content.

content

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- There's too many of 'em!

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[dog barking]

barking

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[gunfire] [dog whimpers]

gunfire whimpers

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- Here they come.

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Everyone, hold your positions!

positions

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Department of War will not be intimidated!

department intimidated

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Hold.

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Hold!

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Fire the tear gas! Yeah!

fire tear

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[cannister clatters]

clatters

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[all shouting and coughing]

coughing shouting

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- [coughing] Dude.

coughing

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Dude, which way are we supposed to go?

supposed

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- [coughing] I can't--I can't see nothing.

coughing

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- [coughing]

coughing

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- Tolkien? Tolkien!

tolkien

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- [coughing] Where the hell did you go?

coughing

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[distant booming and shouting]

booming distant shouting

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[bell dings] - [coughing]

bell bell-dings coughing dings

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What the hell's going on?

hells

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- We don't know.

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- Well, how the hell are we supposed to race

race supposed

↓

if they've blocked the road?

blocked road

↓

[thudding]

thudding

↓

[squeaking]

squeaking

↓

- Look, all I know is that

↓

the Stotch family is in big financial trouble this year.

family financial trouble

↓

We have to reach that finish line.

finish finish-line line reach

↓

- You think you fucked? We gotta pay tariff!

fucked tariff

↓

That prize money is our only chance.

chance money prize

↓

- Does anyone have a Turkey Trot route map?

route trot turkey turkey-trot

↓

- Yeah, I've got one here.

↓

- All right, let's see.

↓

So if this area's all blocked off,

areas blocked

↓

then our best chance at getting to the finish line

best best-chance chance finish finish-line line

↓

is detouring through here.

↓

- No, no, we should go this way through the underpass.

underpass

↓

BUTTERS' DAD: Are you crazy? That's too much of a shortcut.

butters crazy shortcut

↓

We could get disqualified.

disqualified

↓

- All that matters is that it's OK with Saudi Arabia.

arabia matters saudi saudi-arabia

↓

Would going this way be OK with Saudi Arabia?

arabia saudi saudi-arabia

↓

- There's no way to be sure what Saudi Arabia wants.

arabia saudi saudi-arabia wants

↓

All I know is, I need their money.

money

↓

So I'm gonna go out there and take my chances.

chances

↓

['80s rock music]

music rock rock-music

↓

♪ ♪

↓

- What's up, guys?

↓

Pete Hegseth, Department of War.

department hegseth pete pete-hegseth

↓

We've got the Narco terrorists on the run

terrorists

↓

and we're gonna take 'em out.

↓

Yeah!

↓

- ♪ Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche ♪

douche fucking hegseth pete pete-hegseth

↓

♪ Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche ♪

douche fucking hegseth pete pete-hegseth

↓

♪ Acting like a tough guy ♪

acting tough

↓

♪ Posting it around the world ♪

posting world

↓

♪ Making lots of content

content lots

↓

♪ Like a little teenage girl ♪

girl teenage teenage-girl

↓

♪ Pete Hegseth's a fucking douche ♪

douche fucking pete

↓

♪ Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche ♪

douche fucking hegseth pete pete-hegseth

↓

[gunfire]

gunfire

↓

[siren blips]

siren

↓

- All right, buddy.

buddy

↓

I don't know what you think you're doing,

↓

but I'm pretty sure I told you to get the hell out of my town.

town

↓

- [scoffs] Oh, yeah?

scoffs

↓

Well, what do you think you're gonna do about it?

↓

[dramatic music]

dramatic dramatic-music music

↓

- Hello?

↓

Hello?

↓

Anybody?

anybody

↓

- Give me my Xbox!

xbox

↓

CARTMAN: Ah!

cartman

↓

What is your problem, man?

problem

↓

You could've made this an amazing Thanksgiving.

amazing couldve thanksgiving

↓

[coughs] For Stan. For Kenny.

coughs kenny stan

↓

But you just wanna play games.

games

↓

- [coughs] For the last time,

coughs

↓

just because I'm Black doesn't mean I run fast!

black fast

↓

- Yes, you do.

↓

You just weren't trying because you have a problem

problem

↓

with Saudia Arabia joining the global community.

arabia community global joining

↓

- That has nothing to do with you being a racist.

racist

↓

- Oh, I'm a racist?

racist

↓

You want Saudi Arabia

arabia saudi saudi-arabia

↓

to just keep stuffing journalists into suitcases,

journalists stuffing

↓

but I'm the racist!

racist

↓

- I'm going home.

home

↓

- OK, fine, forget it.

forget

↓

TOLKIEN: Yeah, I will forget it!

forget tolkien

↓

And I can think whatever I want!

↓

- OK, you're right, Tolkien.

tolkien

↓

- Yeah, I know I'm right!

↓

- OK, that's cool.

cool

↓

Have a good Thanksgiving, man.

thanksgiving

↓

- I will have a good Thanksgiving

thanksgiving

↓

'cause I won't be listening to your stupid bullshit!

bullshit listening stupid

↓

- Yep, sounds good.

sounds

↓

Enjoy the holidays with your loved ones.

enjoy holidays loved ones

↓

- Oh, God damn it.

↓

- Yes! Race science!

race race-science science

↓

Race science!

race race-science science

↓

[triumphant music]

music triumphant triumphant-music

↓

- On behalf of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia

arabia behalf kingdom saudi saudi-arabia

↓

and His Royal Highness Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud,

highness royal

↓

this year's Turkey Trot grand prize

grand grand-prize prize trot turkey turkey-trot years

↓

goes to the team of South Park's very own

parks south south-parks team

↓

Tolkien Black!

black tolkien

↓

[upbeat Saudi Arabian music]

music saudi upbeat

↓

[camera shutters clicking]

camera clicking

↓

- We did it, dude.

↓

HARRIS: It's right there. You see it?

harris

↓

It's right there! - [screams]

screams

↓

- There you go. Almost there.

↓

- [screams]

screams

↓

[screams]

screams

↓

[door slams]

door door-slams slams

↓

- All right, guys, that about wraps it up.

wraps

↓

Let's get home and eat some turkey.

home turkey

↓

- You son of a bitch!

bitch

↓

The president will come for us!

president

↓

- Yeah, maybe so.

↓

Judge will see you Monday.

judge monday

↓

[ominous music]

music ominous ominous-music

↓

- South Park's gonna pay for this.

parks south south-parks

↓

They're all gonna pay.

↓

[theme music]

music theme theme-music

↓

♪ ♪