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South Park

Season 28, Episode 5 — The Crap Out

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Show: South Park

Episode title: The Crap Out

Air date: December 10, 2025

Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell

Satan’s due, Stan’s praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.

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- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪

goin park south south-park

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♪ Gonna have myself a time

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

faces friendly friendly-faces

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

folks humble humble-folks temptation

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- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪

goin park south south-park

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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪

behind woes woes-behind

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

ample ample-parking night parking

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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪

howdy howdy-neighbor neighbor spouting spouting-howdy spouting-howdy-neighbor

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- ♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪

headin park south south-park

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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

unwind

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- ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪

friends meet

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The past few months have just been...

months past

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really awful.

awful

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There were these ICE raids

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and my dad's company went out of business.

business company dads

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Then we lost our house and had to move

house lost

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into the old folks home with my grandpa.

folks grandpa home

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It's like everything keeps changing

changing keeps

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and I really don't know how to cope with it.

cope

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Uh-huh.

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And how exactly do you feel like shit has changed, bro?

changed

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Well, Jesus, It just seems like

jesus seems

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people aren't really as kind and giving

giving

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as they used to be, you know?

used

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Like, I just got some money from Saudi Arabia

arabia money saudi saudi-arabia

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and I'm thinking of sharing it.

sharing thinking

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'Cause I feel like that's what everyone needs right now.

needs

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Like, a big Christmas miracle?

christmas christmas-miracle miracle

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Sounds like some socialist bullshit to me, bro.

bullshit sounds

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Jesus, I don't wanna live

jesus live

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in an old folks home anymore, OK?

anymore folks home

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Now, I don't know what's made you change like this,

change

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but we need some God damn Christmas magic!

christmas magic

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Hey, baby, I brought us some Pinot Grigio!

baby brought

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What took you so long?

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Don't be mad--I was out doing my charity work!

charity

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I'm a Christian,

christian

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so I sing to people in need!

sing

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Just shut up and pour me that shit.

pour

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You wanna make your life better, Stan?

life stan

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Join the frickin' club!

club frickin join

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This is the time of year we all wish things were better.

wish

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But trust me, nothing miraculous

trust

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is gonna happen to anyone.

happen

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♪ ♪

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♪ The crib is decorated

crib decorated

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♪ And the nursery's all planned ♪

planned

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♪ I put holly on the diapers With all the love I can ♪

diapers holly love

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♪ Tiny dreams in tinsel glow ♪

dreams glow tiny

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♪ What's more special than ♪

special

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♪ A new baby at Christmastime ♪

baby christmastime

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- Only days remain until America meets

america days meets remain

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President Trump's demon spawn.

demon president spawn trumps

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How Satan will give birth to the butt baby is still unclear,

baby birth butt butt-baby satan unclear

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but everyone knows the crap-out is coming.

coming knows

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♪ Don the wipes and mistletoe ♪

mistletoe wipes

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♪ There's so much to be done ♪

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♪ We'll drink eggnog and cocoa when labor has begun ♪

begun cocoa drink labor

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♪ So many reasons to be glad, and I'll be having one ♪

glad having reasons

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♪ A new baby at Christmastime ♪

baby christmastime

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♪ I will love the baby and so will its dad ♪

baby love

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♪ We will be so... Wait a minute.

minute

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Where the hell is he?

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Donald?

donald

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Donald!

donald

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Where is Donald?

donald

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Oh, sorry, Satan.

satan

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The President had to fly to Colorado

colorado president

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on an urgent matter.

matter urgent

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An urgent matter? Are you serious right now?

matter serious urgent

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I told him this was the day

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we were going to sing songs and decorate the nursery!

decorate nursery sing songs

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What is he doing that's more urgent than that?

urgent

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Sorry, it's all high-level classified stuff.

classified level stuff

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Even we don't have clearance to know what he's doing.

clearance

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He is such a piece a shit!

piece

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He does this to me all the time!

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I'm about to have this baby, and he's out fucking around!

baby fucking

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Hormones, huh?

hormones

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It is strange that the President hasn't

president strange

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even informed me why he's going to Colorado.

colorado informed

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Well, the President said it's top secret

president secret

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and only he and the vice president can know.

president vice vice-president

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Whatever they're doing...

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must be part of an extremely covert military operation.

extremely military must operation part

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Merry Christmas!

christmas merry merry-christmas

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Relax, guy!

relax

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Hey-hey-hey! Relax, guy!

relax

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OK, Boss, this is the place.

boss place

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That is the police station over there.

police police-station station

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That's where they are keeping Peter Thiel.

keeping peter peter-thiel thiel

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All right, we just gotta keep it quiet.

quiet

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Nobody can know I want to kill this baby--ope!

baby kill nobody

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Merry Christmas! Hey-hey-hey!

christmas merry merry-christmas

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Relax!

relax

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Are you sure this Peter Thiel can do it?

peter peter-thiel thiel

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Yes, Boss.

boss

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But we must find a way to break him out

break must

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- of that police- - Shh, shh, shh, shh.

police

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Happy holidays!

happy happy-holidays holidays

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Hey-hey-hey!

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Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have any spare change, mkay?

change mkay spare

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The government cut school funding

funding government school

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so I lost my job.

lost

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Then, you know, everything costs more

costs

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with all the tariffs, and my health care got cut,

care health tariffs

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so I'm just struggling like a lot of Americans are.

americans struggling

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All right, well, Merry Christmas!

christmas merry merry-christmas

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We better hurry, Boss.

boss hurry

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The town might be onto us,

might town

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and the crap-out could be any minute now.

minute

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OK, let's synchronize our watches.

watches

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It's time to complete Operation Kill My Own Baby!

baby complete kill operation

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♪ I'll be home for Christmas ♪

christmas home

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♪ If only in my dreams, my dreams, my holiday dreams ♪

dreams holiday

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Hello, seniors, I'm Peggy Rockbottom

peggy seniors

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here to spread a little holiday cheer.

cheer holiday spread

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You know, sometimes we forget the reason for the season.

forget reason season sometimes

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But there's only one man in my life,

life

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and that man is Jesus Christ.

christ jesus jesus-christ

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And I wrote this song for him.

song wrote

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♪ A Christian woman knows her place ♪

christian christian-woman christian-woman-knows knows place woman woman-knows

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♪ So go ahead and punch me in the face ♪

ahead face go-ahead punch

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♪ 'Cause I deserve it, I was wrong ♪

deserve

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♪ That's why I wrote this holiday song ♪

holiday holiday-song song wrote

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♪ With my big fake tits and my Botox lips ♪

botox fake lips tits

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♪ Saying merry Christmas, Jesus Christ ♪

christ christmas christmas-jesus jesus jesus-christ merry merry-christmas

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Come on, seniors, sing along!

along seniors sing sing-along

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♪ A Christian woman knows her place ♪

christian christian-woman christian-woman-knows knows place woman woman-knows

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♪ So go ahead and punch me in the face ♪

ahead face go-ahead punch

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♪ 'Cause I deserve it, I was wrong ♪

deserve

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♪ That's why I wrote this holiday song ♪

holiday holiday-song song wrote

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♪ With my big fake tits and my Botox lips ♪

botox fake lips tits

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♪ To say merry Christmas, Jesus Christ ♪

christ christmas christmas-jesus jesus jesus-christ merry merry-christmas

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I don't know if you can hear me,

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but I've been kind of wishing for a Christmas miracle.

christmas christmas-miracle miracle wishing

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If miracles can still even happen,

happen miracles

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please, make it happen now.

happen

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Yay!

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Look, guys, it's Stanny!

stanny

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Stanny!

stanny

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Oh, no!

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- Did you miss us, Stan? - Oh, no!

miss stan

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That son of a bitch.

bitch

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I could give birth any minute.

birth minute

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"Oh, hey, Satan, you about to go into labor?

labor satan

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"OK, how about you go do everything,

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and I'll do nothing?"

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Oh, yeah, great idea, Donald! Just like you always do.

donald idea

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Ugh. God, he is so disgusting.

disgusting

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Ugh, he's such a pig!

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A blue jock strap?

blue jock strap

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He doesn't wear a blue jock strap.

blue jock strap wear

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Who does this belong to?

belong

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Vance.

vance

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It's Vance.

vance

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They're together.

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What are you talking about?

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They just wanna kill the baby.

baby kill

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What?

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The President...Vance... so much sex.

president vance

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I can't understand you 'cause you're covered

covered

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in dried-up milk!

dried milk

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It's not milk.

milk

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Eww!

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Oh!

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Oh, thank God! Oh, thank God!

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Tell me everything you know!

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I will, but first... please...

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I need to get... just a little high.

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Go away!

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What do you guys want?

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Well, didn't you hear, Stan?

stan

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Satan's gonna give birth to the antichrist!

antichrist birth satans

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Yeah, he's gonna have a butt baby

baby butt butt-baby

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and there's gonna be a big crap-out!

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And nobody loves a crap-out more than us!

loves nobody

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Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait.

minute

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This doesn't make any sense!

sense

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You guys are just something that Cartman made up

cartman

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in his head!

head

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Aww, are you really gonna overanalyze a crap-out?

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No way! Crap-outs have no rules!

outs rules

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Yay!

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All right, y'all, Stan wished us here

stan wished yall

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to help the Prince of Darkness, so we gotta do what he says.

darkness prince

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I didn't wish for that!

wish

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I didn't know anything about Satan having a baby

baby having satan

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or crap-outs.

outs

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But you asked for a Christmas miracle, Stan!

asked christmas christmas-miracle miracle stan

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And this crap-out's gonna make everything better!

outs

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It is? Are you sure?

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Of course! Crap-outs are the best!

best course outs

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Come on! Let's get to it!

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Yay!

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Oh, it's been so long.

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So then Vice President Vance,

president vance vice vice-president

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he doesn't want you to have the baby, right?

baby

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'Cause he thinks your baby is gonna hurt

baby hurt thinks

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his chances of becoming president.

becoming chances president

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So he convinces Trump to try to get rid of the baby himself,

baby convinces trump

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but every time he tries, he gets blocked by the FCC.

blocked tries

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If he didn't want the baby, why didn't he tell me?

baby

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They couldn't let anyone know they wanted to get rid

wanted

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of the baby because, you know, Republicans, abortions--

abortions baby republicans

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it's a bad look.

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So then Vance gets this guy Peter Thiel

peter peter-thiel thiel vance

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to get rid of the baby, and Thiel's about to come do it

baby

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when Pam Bondi suddenly finds out

bondi finds suddenly

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there's a plot to kill the baby.

baby kill plot

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So crazy, man. You can't write this shit.

crazy write

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What did I ever see in him?

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So then The President, he's pissed off at Vance.

pissed president vance

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He says, you've been lying to me, but Vance says,

lying vance

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I was just trying to protect you,

protect

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and then they start having sex

having start

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over and over and over and over---

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Enough!

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The president hath deceived me.

deceived hath president

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He hath deceived us all.

deceived hath

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And I shall make him pay.

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Oh, hell yeah, man. Let's go get that motherfucker.

motherfucker

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- ♪ What a special time, it's a special day ♪

special

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♪ It's a Woodland Critter Christmas ♪

christmas

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Crap-out!

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Hey! Merry Christmas!

christmas merry merry-christmas

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- Merry Christmas! - Happy Holidays! Relax, guy!

christmas happy happy-holidays holidays merry merry-christmas relax

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Hello, we're with the Salvation Army!

army salvation

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We brought some food for your prisoners!

brought food prisoners

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- Food for the prisoners? - Hey, relax, guy!

food prisoners relax

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This is the time of year to give to the needy!

needy

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- We brought 'em this cake! - We don't need your cake!

brought cake

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The president's gonna come for us, and he's gonna--oof!

presidents

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Well, I guess there's no harm.

harm

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Mitch, let 'em in.

mitch

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Hey, thanks, buddy!

buddy thanks thanks-buddy

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♪ We're headin' for a crap-out ♪

headin

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♪ Crap-out, crap-out ♪

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♪ We smell a crap-out comin' soon ♪

comin smell

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- ♪ Don't take the hard route - ♪ Just get to the crap-out

hard route

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♪ Satan's gonna crap out his anal womb ♪

anal satans womb

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OK, hold on a second.

second

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You said that Satan was in Washington, D.C.

satan washington

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Yeah, he was, and now he's about to be here!

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But how can you know that?

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Oh, for Pete's sake, Stanny, will you just get on board

board petes petes-sake sake stanny

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with the crap-out already?

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Don't worry, Stanny.

stanny worry

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Everything has been foretold and nothing can stop

foretold

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the antichrist from coming.

antichrist coming

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Except, of course, for Peter Thiel!

course except peter peter-thiel thiel

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P-P-P-Peter Thiel!

peter peter-thiel thiel

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Wait, you mean the six seven guy?

seven

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You know Peter Thiel?

peter peter-thiel thiel

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Yeah, he did a big dumb assembly at the school.

assembly dumb school

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He's here?

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What are you gonna do, Stanny?

stanny

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Are you gonna kill him and eat him?

kill

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All right, look.

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If I'm gonna get on board with something,

board

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I need it make at least a little bit of sense.

least sense

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Well, OK, Susan Sontag, we'll make sure

susan

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it all lines up perfectly for ya.

lines perfectly

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Yay!

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Peter Thiel to Red Dragon.

dragon peter peter-thiel thiel

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Come in, Red Dragon.

dragon

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Go ahead, guy. This is Red Dragon.

ahead dragon go-ahead

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I got the walkie in the cake.

cake walkie

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Awaiting further instructions.

further instructions

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Excellent.

excellent

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Just stand by, and we'll find a way to get you out

stand

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so you can kill my baby.

baby kill

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Let's synchronize our watches.

watches

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Donald!

donald

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Uh-oh.

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You have lied to me.

lied

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Satan! We were just doing some charity work!

charity satan

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Yeah, I don't think so!

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I told Satan every detail of your expertly-crafted plot.

detail expertly plot satan

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Boss, it's your cum rag!

boss

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I stayed with you while you two are fucking

fucking stayed

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behind my back?

behind

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Did Donald tell you he has genital warts?

donald genital warts

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Hey, relax there, guy.

relax

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Look, there he is!

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It's Satan!

satan

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Yay!

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Just as the prophecy foretold!

foretold

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Towelie? What's going on?

towelie

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What's going on is the most exquisitely woven tapestry

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of ideas that you've ever seen, man.

ideas seen

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Your deception is over, Donald, and so are we.

donald

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This child will be born.

born child

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And for once, you are going to have to live

live

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with the consequences of your actions.

actions consequences

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Keep your hands off my president, bro.

hands president

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Whoa! It's Jesus Christ!

christ jesus jesus-christ whoa

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Aww!

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This happens to be a great man

happens

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who's protecting our country from fags.

country protecting

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What the hell happened to Jesus?

happened jesus

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He's all Christian now.

christian

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This man is a con artist, and I will deal with him!

artist deal

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Don't think so, bro!

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Yeah! America! Whoo!

america whoo

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Oh, my God, this just keeps getting crazier.

crazier keeps

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What's wrong, Satan?

satan

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It's the baby. I think it's coming.

baby coming

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- Oh, wow, y'all, it's time! - What do we do, Stan?

stan yall

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I don't know!

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You gotta get him to a hospital!

hospital

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Oh, boy! The big crap-out is almost here!

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I can hardly wait! Can hardly wait!

hardly

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Look, it's the doctor!

doctor

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Yay!

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All right, we're almost ready.

ready

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We just wanna run a quick ultrasound,

quick ultrasound

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and we'll get you into the OR.

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Doctor, we must hurry. There are evil forces at work.

doctor evil forces hurry must

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All right! This guy's incredible!

incredible

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OK, now set Peter Thiel free!

free peter peter-thiel thiel

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- Mr. President! What happened? - I don't know!

happened president

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I got another Christian dipshit to help me get what I want!

another christian dipshit

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Let's go, Christianity!

christianity

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Then we can proceed.

proceed

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We have very little time to stop

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the antichrist from coming.

antichrist coming

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Boss, just so you know,

boss

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I don't care if my asshole is filled with genital warts.

asshole care filled genital warts

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I still love you.

love

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I can't believe he turned out to be

believe turned

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this big of a piece a shit.

piece

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I seriously fall for the worst guys.

fall worst

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Now, now, Satan, you need to save your strength!

satan save strength

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I mean, I knew he sucked, OK?

sucked

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I knew it, but I didn't think he would go this far.

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- I am so stupid. - No! You're not stupid!

stupid

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Stanny, tell Satan he's not stupid.

satan stanny stupid

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- You're not stupid. - No, I'm stupid!

stupid

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I saw how he treated everyone,

treated

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but I was willing to look the other way.

willing

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All because I just wanted my Christmas miracle.

christmas christmas-miracle miracle wanted

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Your Christmas miracle?

christmas christmas-miracle miracle

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My little baby.

baby

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The only thing in my life that could actually be good.

life

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But now Donald has Jesus on his side,

donald jesus side

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and we'll never be free.

free

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Satan's right.

satans

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If the President has Jesus on his side, he's unstoppable!

jesus president side unstoppable

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It's only a matter of time

matter

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before they come here and ruin everything.

ruin

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Aww!

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Now, don't be down, y'all.

yall

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- We have our own secret weapon. - That's right!

secret secret-weapon weapon

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They might have Jesus, but we've got Stan!

jesus might stan

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Yay!

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- ♪ What a special time, it's a special day ♪

special

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♪ It's a Woodland Critter Christmas ♪

christmas

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Crap-out! Yeah! Let's go!

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♪ ♪

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Let's do this!

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Oh, no, here they c-c-c-come!

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What are we gonna do?

↓

Where is room 6-7?

room

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Thank you!

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♪ ♪

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- Hey, kid! Get out of the way! - No.

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If you wanna get to Satan, you'll have to go through us.

satan

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I am fully embracing this crap-out.

fully

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Yay!

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Do not listen to these foul creatures of darkness, child!

child creatures darkness foul

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I don't know who to listen to anymore.

anymore

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All I know is, I might as well help someone

might

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get their Christmas miracle.

christmas christmas-miracle miracle

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'Cause nobody's helping me with mine.

helping nobodys

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At least that's what Christmas used to mean.

christmas least used

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Trying to make things a little easier

easier

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for someone else who needed it.

needed

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I don't know what happened

happened

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to your Spirit of Christmas, Jesus.

christmas christmas-jesus jesus spirit

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Let's face it, you gave up, and now you've hit rock bottom.

bottom face rock rock-bottom

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Hey, I didn't hit her, OK?

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I mean, all right, maybe I did!

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But Peggy was asking' for it!

asking peggy

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That's actually not at all what I was talking about.

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No. You're right.

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You're right, my child.

child

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I gave up and I lost faith.

faith lost

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I don't want to do this.

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Hey! Don't forget I can sue you!

forget

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Then go ahead and sue me.

ahead go-ahead

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I'm not going to be afraid anymore.

afraid anymore

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Excuse me, everyone.

excuse

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Sorry--sorry to interrupt,

interrupt

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but I'm afraid we have some really bad news.

afraid news

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- What? - What? What happened?

happened

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We've looked at the ultrasound, and...

looked ultrasound

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it appears that at some point when nobody was watching,

appears nobody point watching

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the baby hung itself and took its own life.

baby hung life

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- What? - What are you talking about?

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I'm afraid you can see it all in the video.

afraid video

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The baby got ahold of some bedsheets.

ahold baby

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There's a couple minutes missing from the ultrasound,

couple couple-minutes minutes missing ultrasound

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but it's definitely a suicide.

suicide

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You gotta be kidding me!

kidding

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The baby hung itself?

baby hung

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Boss! Boss! It's a miracle!

boss miracle

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But does that mean

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there's not gonna be a crap-out?

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This is a Fox News special alert.

alert news special

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Fox News has just received confirmation

confirmation news received

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that the unborn child of Satan and President Trump

child president president-trump satan trump unborn

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has decided to take the easy way out

decided easy

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and end its own life.

life

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Definitely an unfortunate turn of events.

events unfortunate

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Fox News has analyzed the ultrasound.

news ultrasound

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You can see the baby probably considering suicide right here

baby considering suicide

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and then-- a little bit missing--

missing

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and it killed itself.

killed

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Obvious confirmation of suicide.

confirmation obvious suicide

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You can see a little chair there.

chair

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Just what babies do sometimes.

babies sometimes

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That's right, and if you or someone you know

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is a fetus contemplating suicide,

fetus suicide

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we urge you to call Fox News as much as you possibly can.

news possibly urge

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In the meantime, all our thoughts and prayers

meantime prayers thoughts

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are with the president tonight,

president tonight

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Who will be holding a funeral for his unborn child

child funeral holding unborn

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at the White House.

house white white-house

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♪ ♪

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Hey, Merry Christmas!

christmas merry merry-christmas

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Did you hear the news? The baby's dead!

babys dead news

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Yes, Mr. President, we are so sorry.

president

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Happy holidays! The baby's dead!

babys dead happy happy-holidays holidays

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Are you OK, sir?

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Yeah, it's really hard! Here, have a cigar!

cigar hard

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Hey, Pam! Merry Christmas! The baby's dead!

babys christmas dead merry merry-christmas

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You're so strong, Mr. President.

president strong

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And you're taking it really well.

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Hey! Thanks, Pam!

thanks

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♪ ♪

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♪

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I win! I win! I win again!

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♪

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Christmas letters from home. Here you go.

christmas home letters

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Some Christmas joy from your loved ones.

christmas loved ones

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There you go.

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Hey, there's one for you today.

today

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Dear Stan, I'm writing this

dear stan writing

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because I owe you an apology

apology

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and a thank you.

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You asked for a Christmas miracle,

asked christmas christmas-miracle miracle

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and I didn't listen.

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So now, go to this address.

address

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No way.

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Thank you. Thank you!

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I'll be here, Stan, watching over everybody.

everybody stan watching

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Be good.

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And remember, never give up on the things

remember

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that you commit to.

commit

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He's so great, isn't he?

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Merry Christmas, everyone!

christmas merry merry-christmas

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Let's all have the happiest holidays!

happiest holidays

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♪ A Christian Woman knows her place ♪

christian christian-woman christian-woman-knows knows place woman woman-knows

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♪ So go ahead and punch me in the face ♪

ahead face go-ahead punch

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♪ 'Cause I deserve it, I was wrong ♪

deserve

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♪ That's why I wrote this holiday song ♪

holiday holiday-song song wrote

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♪ With my big fake tits and my Botox lips ♪

botox fake lips tits

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♪ Saying Merry Christmas, Jesus Christ ♪

christ christmas christmas-jesus jesus jesus-christ merry merry-christmas

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Come on, seniors, sing along!

along seniors sing sing-along

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♪ A Christian woman knows her place ♪

christian christian-woman christian-woman-knows knows place woman woman-knows

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♪ So go ahead and punch me in the face ♪

ahead face go-ahead punch

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♪ 'Cause I deserve it, I was wrong ♪

deserve

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♪ That's why I wrote this holiday song ♪

holiday holiday-song song wrote

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♪ With my big fake tits and my Botox lips ♪

botox fake lips tits

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♪ To say merry Christmas, Jesus Christ ♪

christ christmas christmas-jesus jesus jesus-christ merry merry-christmas

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♪ A Christian woman knows her place ♪

christian christian-woman christian-woman-knows knows place woman woman-knows

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♪ So go ahead and punch me in the face ♪

ahead face go-ahead punch

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♪ 'Cause I deserve it ♪

deserve