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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 8, Episode 7 — Frank's Back in Business

Something outside the box.

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Come on, people.

#2

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You agree with me.

#3

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The shareholders meeting is next week.

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If we don't act fast, this company will be stripped down and sold for scrap.

#5

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I say we cut a deal with the Wheeler Group.

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You want to make a deal with the people who are threatening to gut us?

#7

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What choice do we have?

#8

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No.

#9

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There is one man who can save this company.

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Its founder.

#11

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The man is from a different era.

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He's a Neanderthal, an animal.

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Yeah, and just the animal we need.

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Bring in... the warthog.

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Hey, Frank, how do you know that these are crow's eggs?

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Because I saw a crow.

#17

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Hurry up.

#18

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I can't stay here much longer.

#19

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Oh, my God, there's a whole untapped world of bird eggs that

#20

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we're not even taking advantage of.

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Get the phone!

#22

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Hello?

#23

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Is this the warthog?

#24

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I ain't heard that name in a long time.

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com

#26

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Five, four, three, two, one!

#27

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Oh, boom, 24 hours is up.

#28

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The found wallet is ours.

#29

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Let's pop this bad boy open and see what we've won.

#30

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Mr. Brian LeFeve from Quebec, you lose.

#31

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Boom, I got your wallet.

#32

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Boom, I got your credit cards.

#33

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Boom, I got your money.

#34

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Oh, shit.

#35

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Is that Canadian?

#36

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Ah, throw it in the trash.

#37

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I'm not gonna throw it in the trash.

#38

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Might be worth more than ours.

#39

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We'll exchange it.

#40

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What's this?

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Phillies ticket.

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For today!

#43

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Oh, shit, looks like we're going to the Phillies game.

#44

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Always check your breath.

#45

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Right.

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And when you shake their hands, make sure your hands are bone dry.

#47

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Dry hands.

#48

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Never wet and clammy.

#49

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I got it.

#50

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Guys, quick announcement.

#51

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I'm gonna be popping these crow's eggs in the fridge here so they don't spoil.

#52

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Do not touch them.

#53

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They are ours.

#54

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We won't.

#55

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Guys, why are you dressed like that?

#56

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There's some scumbag company that's trying to take over the

#57

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business that I founded, and I'm not gonna stand for that.

#58

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Yeah, no, we're not gonna stand for that.

#59

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Frank's taking me under his wing; he's gonna teach me how to

#60

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swim with the sharks.

#61

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Charlie can't read.

#62

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He'll adapt.

#63

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He'll adapt to reading?

#64

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Okay, you know what, we don't need them, all right?

#65

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We have plenty of fun things to do today, okay?

#66

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That's right, while you guys are crunching numbers, we're

#67

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gonna be soaking up some sun at the Phillies game, courtesy of

#68

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one Mr. Brian LeFeve.

#69

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Who the hell is that?

#70

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The guy whose wallet we found at the bar.

#71

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What are you gonna do if he comes looking for it?

#72

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Uh, tell him to suck a boner.

#73

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Exactly.

#74

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Boom, I got your wallet.

#75

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Boom, I got your credit cards.

#76

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Boom, I got your Phillies tickets.

#77

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Yeah, I've never been in... Whoa.

#78

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Oh, shit.

#79

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Oh, my God.

#80

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Awesome.

#81

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Oh, fine dining and baseball food.

#82

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There's more.

#83

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Hey! Oh!

#84

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Free batteries!

#85

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

#86

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Calm down, calm down.

#87

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What's in here?

#88

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Free shit, free shit.

#89

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Guys, calm down.

#90

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Look at all these coasters.

#91

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Jesus Christ.

#92

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Act like you belong here.

#93

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Now listen to me.

#94

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The fact that we're in a box leads me to believe that there

#95

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are definitely gonna be other people coming here today,

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and they're probably gonna be friends with this LeFeve guy.

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So we need to talk about an exit strategy.

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We don't want to get caught.

#99

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Okay, exit strategy.

#100

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All right, I'll run the op.

#101

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This the only entrance and/or exit, therefore if somebody

#102

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comes in, I will spring off the balcony to safety.

#103

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No, no, no, no.

#104

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That's a 50-foot drop.

#105

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Yes, of course, and I'm a professional, so I will tuck and roll.

#106

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Oh, you're gonna tuck and roll through a 50-foot drop?

#107

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Dennis, if I had a gun with me, I'd be spraying bullets into the air as I fell.

#108

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No, no, no, we don't have time for these types of scenarios, okay?

#109

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I'm talking about coming up with a real plan, a real exit strategy.

#110

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If we get caught, we could get in a lot of... Excuse me, is one of you

#111

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Brian LeFeve?

#112

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Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, hi.

#113

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It's nice to finally put a face to the name.

#114

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I'm Andrew Kane.

#115

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Of course.

#116

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And Bill Larkin.

#117

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Oh, Bill, okay, now see, from our conversations, I would have

#118

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pegged you for Bill. Crazy?

#119

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Oh, yeah, we get that sometimes.

#120

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Yeah?

#121

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And that must make you Prudence LeFeve.

#122

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

#123

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Yeah, yeah. Hi, honey.

#124

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Hi.

#125

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And you are?

#126

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Vic Vinegar, bodyguard.

#127

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I don't shake, so don't even try.

#128

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Bodyguard?

#129

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Yeah, I mean, he's really more of a driver.

#130

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He drives us around.

#131

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I protect their bodies.

#132

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He protects the car.

#133

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Well, I mean, we got all week to talk about business.

#134

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So, uh, let's just kick back and watch this game, huh?

#135

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Who needs a beer?

#136

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I do.

#137

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Oh, I'd love a beer.

#138

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Thank you. Thank you.

#139

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Vic, you're working.

#140

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You're working.

#141

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You are. A bodyguard, you got to drive, too, stupid.

#142

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Yeah.

#143

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Cheers.

#144

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I'm not stupid. Not stupid.

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All right.

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Charlie, I want a list of the top ten shareholders of the

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company ASAP, and call the press.

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Put out a press release.

#149

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Tell them the warthog is back in business.

#150

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Also, there are too many minorities and women working

#151

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here. What's up with that?

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I got all that. I'm on it.

#153

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I'm on it.

#154

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Excuse me, excuse me, who is this man?

#155

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Charles Kelly.

#156

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I'm gonna be advising the warthog in matters of business

#157

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and all the what have you.

#158

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Oh, everything.

#159

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Right-hand man, you got it?

#160

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I mean, there's gonna be some changes around here, you understand?

#161

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Ah, look at this.

#162

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This poor kid, nobody's helping him.

#163

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Hey, hey, kid.

#164

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What's happening?

#165

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What is it?

#166

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Sorry, sir.

#167

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The darn thing won't print.

#168

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You mind if I take a look-see?

#169

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Oh, no.

#170

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I think it's a paper jam.

#171

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Yeah, there's the culprit.

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Thanks, Mr. Warthog.

#173

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A jam, it was in the tray three, and you didn't check.

#174

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It was hiding back there.

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It was like a little piece of paper.

#176

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Let me... Whoa, let me ask you a question.

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Did I just do your job for you?

#178

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Excuse me?

#179

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Did I? Did I just do your job for you?

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Uh, I-I guess so.

#181

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You're fired.

#182

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Get the hell out of here.

#183

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Go on, pack your shit up and get out of here.

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If we're gonna turn this company around, we got to start cutting

#185

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the crust off this shit sandwich.

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Fire in the hole, everybody.

#187

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Come on, work.

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So, what do you think of our latest proposal, LeFeve?

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I think closing at 31's a pretty fair deal, don't you?

#190

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31? Well, you know, guys, these things tend to be a little complicated.

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Oh, I think ya can do better.

#192

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Oh, you looked over the proposal?

#193

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She glanced at it.

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We're not... Tell us more about it.

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Yah, I sure did, and I tell you what, I seen better-looking

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moose turds in Rick Moranis'

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backyard, ya hosers. Mm?

#198

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She's got a sense of humor that would just... You know, it gets frustrating.

#199

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Hey, come talk to me for a second.

#200

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Excuse me, guys.

#201

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Just...

#202

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What the hell are you doing, Dee?

#203

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We're Canadian.

#204

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You sound like a cartoon character.

#205

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Guys, let's get out of here.

#206

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Everybody's treating me like the help.

#207

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Well, you should have thought about that before you blurted out, "bodyguard."

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Mm. Oh, I got an idea.

#209

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Promote me to vice president.

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That way, we can talk shop.

#211

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Mac, these gentlemen are courting me for my business savvy.

#212

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How's it gonna reflect on me if I promote my bodyguard to VP

#213

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after a two-minute conversation at a ball game?

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Mm-hmm.

#215

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It's not gonna reflect on you at all because you're not Brian LeFeve.

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I'm not what?

#217

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Dude, clearly you were floundering.

#218

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Mac, I was gathering information so that I can more fully become this man.

#219

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Look, look, this is about much more than just business.

#220

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This is about the thrill of wearing another man's skin.

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Feeling his innermost wants and desires and being in control

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of his every single move.

#223

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That's how you get off.

#224

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Now don't you guys want to get off with me?

#225

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I don't know.

#226

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What?

#227

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I want you to get off with me.

#228

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Okay, okay.

#229

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Just follow my lead.

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Guys, we're gonna get off together.

#231

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Gentlemen, I'm just confused about one thing.

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Now, you got me out of bed, you put me on a plane, rolled

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out the red carpet for, what was it, 31?

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Vic, get my coat.

#235

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Let's get out of here.

#236

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Now hold on a second, LeFeve.

#237

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Give us a shot.

#238

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We will persuade you.

#239

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Get ready for a great week.

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A little longer in the sock, huh?

#241

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Higher in the thigh.

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So tell me the rundown for tomorrow, Charlie.

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Okay. We got a 8:30

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appointment in the morning to play racquetball in these new

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outfits, then we're gonna head over to Barneys, we're gonna shop for Rolexes.

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After that, we zip by Atwater where you're having your office

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completely redone back to its former 1980's glory.

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And then we have a 5:00 sushi dinner with Mr. Nakashori.

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That all sound right?

#250

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Whoo! Sounds great, Charlie.

#251

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Good. Well, Frank, I'm a little confused about one thing.

#252

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What's that?

#253

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Who pays for all this?

#254

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What do you mean, who pays for it?

#255

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The company pays for it.

#256

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All right, well, then here's my second question.

#257

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What does Atwater make?

#258

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What do you mean, like, how much money does the company make?

#259

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Oh, no, I mean what do we make?

#260

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I don't follow.

#261

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We make money.

#262

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No, I know we make money.

#263

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I mean, what do we create?

#264

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We create wealth.

#265

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No, no, I mean, what do we build, what do we design, you know?

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Because I have some ideas that could really help the company.

#267

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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, we don't build anything.

#268

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Leave that to the Chinks.

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Speaking of which, I want this sushi dinner to be the tits.

#270

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Oh, okay, so you want it to be, like, really expensive.

#271

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No, I want to eat sushi off of some Jap broad's tits.

#272

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Hmm.

#273

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All right, guys, listen, I whipped us up a couple

#274

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of backstories here, so take a look at these cards.

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On the front, you're gonna find your biographical information.

#276

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On the back, that's your emotional blueprint.

#277

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Hmm.

#278

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I have my own backstory, Dennis.

#279

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I'm an entrepreneurial bodyguard with his own line of fitness

#280

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products.

#281

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I want to pitch the guys out.

#282

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No, no, guys, guy, please, you got to trust me, okay?

#283

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Just follow my lead, and I am gonna get you off in ways you

#284

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never believed existed.

#285

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I'm in.

#286

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I'm not. I don't even know what you're talking about.

#287

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I just want to do some business stuff.

#288

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No.

#289

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Okay, LeFeve, we have a surprise you are gonna love.

#290

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Ah, really?

#291

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Trust me, we know exactly what you like.

#292

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Head on down to the members'

#293

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locker room and see for yourself.

#294

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Dennis, I have business savvy.

#295

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I can be more than just the bodyguard, okay?

#296

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I've got ideas.

#297

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Oh, you got ideas?

#298

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Pitch me one of your ideas right now.

#299

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Right now?

#300

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Off the top of my head?

#301

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

#302

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Um, bodyguards.

#303

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What about bodyguards?

#304

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Training bodyguards, putting them in a facility and...

#305

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What about them?

#306

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Oh, what about a resort?

#307

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That's a totally different thing.

#308

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Are you saying that because we're in a resort?

#309

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Stick to the one thing.

#310

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What about bodyguards?

#311

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A resort for bodyguards?

#312

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Oh, my God.

#313

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Oh, hey, you must be Mr. LeFeve?

#314

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Uh, yeah, that's me.

#315

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Surprise. I'm all yours.

#316

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I was told there'd just be one, but I can take both of you.

#317

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Might get a little sore, but I'll manage.

#318

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Okay, well, I'm out of here.

#319

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Okay. Wait. What?

#320

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Hey, hey, where you going?

#321

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LeFeve's into banging little Asian boys, so we're done, right?

#322

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If we're gonna do this thing, we need to see things through.

#323

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Dennis, are you gonna have sex with a tiny Asian boy?

#324

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I'm gonna see how far I can go.

#325

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Okay.

#326

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Are you with me?

#327

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No. No, I'm going to leave now.

#328

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That's your goddamn problem, pal, you don't know your limits

#329

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'cause you're not willing to push yourself.

#330

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I know my limits!

#331

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This is my limit. I quit.

#332

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You quit?

#333

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Yes!

#334

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Well, guess what, pal, you can't quit 'cause you're fired, Vic!

#335

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You're out of here!

#336

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See? You got no commitment, Vinegar!

#337

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You're finished!

#338

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You're never gonna get anywhere in life!

#339

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All right, LeFeve, time to put your money where your mouth is.

#340

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Let's kick things up a notch.

#341

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So, only the ones set of clubs?

#342

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Yeah, you're a caddy.

#343

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Clubs... This is a golf... Good. Yeah, okay.

#344

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Well, that's better than what I was about to...

#345

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Whoo! Let me, um... Give me a minute.

#346

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I need to switch gears.

#347

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I almost... Yeah.

#348

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Take your time.

#349

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Okay, first off, your dry cleaning's all done, the

#350

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company jet's been upgraded.

#351

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I got rid of that piece of trash.

#352

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Nice!

#353

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Okay, now, secondly, I found out who the controlling

#354

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shareholder of Atwater is.

#355

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Who?

#356

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Brian LeFeve.

#357

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Who?

#358

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Brian LeFeve.

#359

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The wallet they found?

#360

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Holy shit!

#361

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Yeah.

#362

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He was probably there to see me.

#363

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Dennis has been going around pretending to be him, and

#364

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stringing along the Wheeler guys.

#365

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This is great, Charlie.

#366

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We keep the Wheeler guys off our asses, and we fix Atwater!

#367

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Huh? Good move.

#368

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Right? Pretty good.

#369

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Oh, Nakashori's here.

#370

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Yeah, but this is... Hello, Mr. Nakashori.

#371

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Ah, welcome, welcome.

#372

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You bring us a great honor to join with us, and we have

#373

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many a naked woman and the fish of pleasure for you...

#374

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Charlie, what are you doing?

#375

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What are you talking broken English for?

#376

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I thought they could understand me better if I...

#377

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No, no, no. Sit down.

#378

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Let's eat some sushi and we'll talk business later.

#379

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Enjoy yourself.

#380

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So...

#381

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A few interesting facts about our city.

#382

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Uh, there's been an abundance of crow eggs all around Philly.

#383

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Uh, and crows seem to be getting bigger.

#384

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By the year and the day, even.

#385

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And their eggs, of course, are getting bigger as well.

#386

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Perhaps our companies, with this information, could find a way to

#387

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create some products off these new... Charlie, Charlie...

#388

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Excuse us.

#389

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Charlie, come here, listen to me.

#390

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Look at me.

#391

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Yeah.

#392

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You're fired.

#393

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What?

#394

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You're fired.

#395

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Why?

#396

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Because you're not getting it.

#397

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It's not sinkin' in.

#398

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I don't get it?

#399

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No.

#400

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Where did you get that awesome insider info from, about

#401

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Brian LeFeve, huh?

#402

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That was pretty big.

#403

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Well, that was good, Charlie.

#404

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That's good.

#405

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But you keep talking about products and quality and-and making things...

#406

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I'm sorry.

#407

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You're out.

#408

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Well, thanks for the insider info, Mac, but that did not work.

#409

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Frank canned me.

#410

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He did?

#411

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Yeah!

#412

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What a dick!

#413

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You know Dennis wouldn't even listen to my business ideas?

#414

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Are you serious?

#415

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I'm brimming with all these great business ideas.

#416

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Oh, tell me about it. I don't know what to do with it.

#417

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Oh, my God, I pitched so many good ideas... or I tried to, at least.

#418

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And Frank shoots 'em down, 'cause he doesn't care about...

#419

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I wish we could go into business together, you know?

#420

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That would be... that would be good, it would make sense.

#421

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Yeah, well, I feel like you and I... you and I understand each other.

#422

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We click, you know?

#423

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I have to warn you, though, that it's all about the product for me.

#424

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- Are you serious? - Yeah.

#425

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That's what I was saying to Frank the entire time.

#426

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That's what people care about, is the product.

#427

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It's all about the product, right? He only cares about money.

#428

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Money has nothing to do with it.

#429

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It's about a... Oh... You and I are on the same page.

#430

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I know, we're always clicking with... And we have insane business savvy, and I feel like...

#431

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Excuse me.

#432

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I need to speak to the owners.

#433

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Yeah, that's us.

#434

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Yeah, yeah.

#435

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Does the name Brian LeFeve mean anything to you guys?

#436

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Okay, LeFeve, enough.

#437

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We took you out the yacht, we took you to the zoo, we took you to that massage

#438

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parlor and paid to have them jerk you both off.

#439

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The meeting's about to start.

#440

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We need to know, are you going to sell or not?

#441

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Guys, we are almost there.

#442

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I promise you, we are so close.

#443

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Oh, okay!

#444

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All right, I want to welcome all of you Atwater investors, and

#445

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especially our controlling shareholder, Mr. Brian LeFeve.

#446

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Thanks, Frank.

#447

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Oh.

#448

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Thank you.

#449

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All right.

#450

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I'm very excited about your passion for the company, so let's get right down to business.

#451

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Not so fast!

#452

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There's something you all need to know about Atwater!

#453

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Prepare to have your minds blown.

#454

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We got a video.

#455

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Boom!

#456

⇓

Huh?

#457

⇓

What up?

#458

⇓

Are you ready for the best idea ever?

#459

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Do you have money?

#460

⇓

Do you want even more money?

#461

⇓

Well, guess what?

#462

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We've got a great idea for you.

#463

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I... no, I told you not to... stay out of my peripheral through the whole...

#464

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...two, one.

#465

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Fight Milk!

#466

⇓

The first alcoholic, dairy-based protein drink for bodyguards... By bodyguard!

#467

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I drink it every morning so I can fight like the crow.

#468

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Just get out of the way.

#469

⇓

There we go.

#470

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It's all about the product shot.

#471

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Where do I stand?

#472

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Don't do the whole... I wanted for them to see the whole... Fight Milk!

#473

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Crow's egg!

#474

⇓

Milk!

#475

⇓

Made fresh.

#476

⇓

By bodyguards.

#477

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And Charlie.

#478

⇓

What up?

#479

⇓

Watch as profits soar high as a crow.

#480

⇓

Watch your profits soar high as a crow.

#481

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Ow.

#482

⇓

Sorry.

#483

⇓

Wait, I thought we said I was gonna... Profits... Yeah, go with your right.

#484

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To the right hand.

#485

⇓

Uh, anyway, who wants to invest?

#486

⇓

So what's this got to do with Atwater?

#487

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Oh, nothing.

#488

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No, um, we just didn't want to lead with the Atwater news

#489

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because we figured you wouldn't stick around to watch the video.

#490

⇓

So what's the news?

#491

⇓

Oh! Yeah, right.

#492

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Well, that's not Brian LeFeve!

#493

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This is Brian LeFeve.

#494

⇓

Yeah.

#495

⇓

Yeah, apparently he came to the bar to talk to Frank, and I

#496

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didn't recognize him from his picture in his wallet, but I did

#497

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recognize it when I saw that dead face in the morgue.

#498

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Yeah, I was like, I remember that dude, yeah.

#499

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Yeah.

#500

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He came to the bar, and I remember he had to take a piss.

#501

⇓

Yeah, he was having a couple drinks and then... But Charlie was in the

#502

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bathroom cleaning it out.

#503

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I was working.

#504

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I'm like, "Dude, take it out to the alley."

#505

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And then I guess he's out in the alley, he comes back in, he forgot his wallet.

#506

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Mac's like, "ID please."

#507

⇓

Yeah, he doesn't get in without an ID.

#508

⇓

That's just the rule.

#509

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The guy's got no ID, so now he's roaming around the alleyway

#510

⇓

looking for his wallet.

#511

⇓

Crackhead comes up to him, says, "Hey, man, give me your money."

#512

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And the guy's like, "I can't, I got no money."

#513

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And he's like, "Bullshit."

#514

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He got stabbed a bunch around the abdomen and... uh, kind of

#515

⇓

bled out and sort of died.

#516

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Why do you got his finger?

#517

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Oh.

#518

⇓

Well, the whole finger thing is... This was a miscommunication.

#519

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This is a stupid thing, man.

#520

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This guy here... He's like, "Dude, get a fingerprint."

#521

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And I heard, "Get a fingertip."

#522

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And I chopped his finger off really quick and then I'm like,

#523

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"Is this what you want?"

#524

⇓

He starts screaming, you know.

#525

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Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

#526

⇓

If Brian LeFeve is dead... then who the hell are these people?

#527

⇓

Just a couple of people who totally got off, bro.

#528

⇓

What?

#529

⇓

You did?

#530

⇓

Mm... Are you serious?

#531

⇓

Mm-hmm, yeah.

#532

⇓

Just... during this?

#533

⇓

Big time, yeah.

#534

⇓

Oh, yeah, I got off a couple times when we were watching the

#535

⇓

video presentation.

#536

⇓

Then when he called me out for not being Brian LeFeve?

#537

⇓

Whoo, that got me big time.

#538

⇓

That did it?

#539

⇓

Oh, man, did I get off.

#540

⇓

Yeah, and then he showed the finger.

#541

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- That was the big one. - A dead finger got you off.

#542

⇓

- That was the climax, really. - I am so confused.

#543

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Oh, my God, it was amazing.

#544

⇓

It was mostly sexual.

#545

⇓

God damn you, okay?

#546

⇓

You know what?

#547

⇓

I could've gotten some cash out of these men.

#548

⇓

I could've gotten a free pair of shoes, but no, you said, "Hang

#549

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in there, I'll help you get off, I'll help you get off, Dee.

#550

⇓

I'll show you how to do it."

#551

⇓

And then you leave me all on my own to try and just get off all

#552

⇓

by myself without even... I did everything that I could.

#553

⇓

I don't understand why you couldn't get off.

#554

⇓

It's not my fault.

#555

⇓

Some women just don't know how.

#556

⇓

What?!

#557

⇓

I don't know what it is.

#558

⇓

You know?

#559

⇓

Sometimes it's only the guy who gets off.

#560

⇓

Well, look, I don't know what the hell's going on over there.

#561

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But I can tell you something, that there is something really,

#562

⇓

palpable, wonderful going on over here.

#563

⇓

I love this company.

#564

⇓

I love it more than life.

#565

⇓

I built this company with these hands.

#566

⇓

Built it from the ground up.

#567

⇓

This is a comp...

#568

⇓

Excuse me.

#569

⇓

Hello?

#570

⇓

It's done?

#571

⇓

Oh. Good.

#572

⇓

Right.

#573

⇓

All right, that's it. It's over, you can all go. The company's gone.

#574

⇓

What are you talking about?

#575

⇓

I stripped the company, sold it to the Chinks, and they shut it down.

#576

⇓

In a sense, you're all fired.

#577

⇓

Out.

#578

⇓

You can all go.

#579

⇓

Thank you, and good-bye.

#580

⇓

Get out, get out, go.

#581

⇓

Frank, whoa, whoa.

#582

⇓

I... dude, I do not understand.

#583

⇓

I thought you loved the company.

#584

⇓

I do.

#585

⇓

But not more than money.

#586

⇓

And I just made a shitload of it.

#587

⇓

You get it?

#588

⇓

Yeah.

#589

⇓

See, Charlie?

#590

⇓

Speaking of which, tell me more about this Crowtein.

#591

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