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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 8, Episode 5 — The Gang Gets Analyzed

Goddamn.

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And how is the psoriasis coming?

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Has it gotten any better?

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Oh! It's not good, Doc, it's not good.

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I'm scaling up like a goddamn boa constrictor over here.

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Skin conditions can be manifestations of deeper issues.

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Well, you're not a skin doctor, so let's drop it already, okay?

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I got beef with you.

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Excuse me?

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I am mad at you!

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Remember that cooperative dinner you had me have with my friends

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so we could try and resolve some of our issues?

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Well, it blew up in my face.

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What happened?

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Uh, screaming and tears and physical threats, uh, Frank

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pulled out his gun, somebody dropped the "N" bomb.

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I don't remember where that came from, but it was messy.

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No, I mean why did it all fall apart?

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Oh. No one was assigned the dishes.

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And that all happened over the dishes?

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Yes. And frankly, I haven't seen any results since I've been

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coming to you, so as far as I'm concerned, you're in the hot

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seat until you resolve this.

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Resolve this...?

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Who's going to do the dishes!

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And also, this is a great opportunity for you to see how

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insane my asshole friends are.

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You brought them here?

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Of course I brought them here... what, are you gonna come to my house?

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Hey, assholes, get in here.

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Did you guys sort it out?

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Did you sort it out already?

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How long were we gonna sit out there for?

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All right, listen, lady, I'll tell you one thing.

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I ain't doing these goddamn dishes!

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com

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Therapy is stupid.

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I don't trust a shrink.

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They screw with your head.

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Frank, it's the only way to settle the argument and find out who is the winner.

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Okay, uh... let me first just say that arguments do not have winners.

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Yeah, actually, this argument is more about

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determining who the loser will be, because most of us will be winners.

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Yeah, yeah, and it's not gonna be me, okay?

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I'm not doing those dishes, because I had the hardest job.

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Setting the table?

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Are you dumb?

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I hosted!

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It was wall-to-wall details!

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I was on edge the whole time.

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Well, it's gonna be you or Frank or Charlie, 'cause Dennis and I cooked.

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The food was mush.

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The food was divine.

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It was pheasant.

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I never did the dishes before and I'm not starting now.

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I bankrolled; case closed.

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Well, I had the hardest job of anyone... I traveled all the

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way to this exotic merchant in search of this rare fowl...

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What the hell are you talking about, Charlie?

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You went to the corner gourmet grocery store and you bought pheasant.

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Okay. This is all, you know, a little bit unorthodox, but it

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is clearly about much more than just the dishes.

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Yeah, there's always levels.

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Well, yeah, I mean, we're complex people, you know?

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Our rivers run deep, and... I believe I can help you with this.

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Let me stop you right there, actually, Doc... I can help you.

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You see, I have a background in academic psych myself, from an

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Ivy League college, no less, not this, uh, LaSalle.

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It sounds like a pasta dish.

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It does, it does.

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But let's not be mean, Frank.

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Some people don't have the same access that we do.

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Now, use me as a resource.

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Think of me as a colleague.

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Now, I was thinking we could start with a few one-on-ones,

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you know, move on to a couple of mix-'em-ups, you know, and then

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end with a big group dealio.

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I'm going first, please?

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Can I go first?

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Uh, Mac, I'll be the one to determine who goes first.

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And it is you.

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Aah! Yes!

#82

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You seem very on edge.

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Yeah, you're goddamn right I'm on edge!

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I hosted the shit out of that party!

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And that's just not setting the table, okay?

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I made a playlist, I thought of cool shit to talk about, I

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provided security, I kept everybody safe! Safe!

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You know, sometimes I feel like... I feel like they don't

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even understand me and we're not even that good of friends.

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That's bullshit!

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That's bullshit!

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We're, like, the best friends in the whole goddamn world!

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Goddamn them for making me think otherwise!

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Are you okay?

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Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah.

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I was just thinking of something that Charlie said that was really funny.

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Mac, let me ask you a question.

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Yeah.

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Do you often feel strong emotion felt in quick succession?

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Oh, yeah. And not just my emotions.

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I have had a slight fluctuation with my weight recently.

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I see. And how much weight are we talking about?

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I gained and lost 60 pounds in three months.

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Wow, that's almost impossible.

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Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so

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jot that down.

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And yeah, yeah, I had a difficult time there.

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I had to buy all new clothes, and... people used to cross the

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street when I would walk by.

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They'd be, like, "Whoa, look at that monster coming towards us,

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you know, barreling towards us."

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Mac... you're not that guy anymore.

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Don't you think I know that?

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And I'm starting to think that I'll never become that monster again.

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Oh, so you preferred being scary to people?

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Yeah. Lady, I was as big as a skyscraper, and now I'm as tiny

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as a postage stamp.

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Oh. I get it. Cute.

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You leave this pen here and people are supposed to think,

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"Wait, that looks like a dick."

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Mac, have you ever heard of the term "body dysmorphia"?

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Is that what I have?

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Is that what's making me so thin?

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No. Body dysmorphia is when you see a distorted version of

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yourself that no one perceives but you.

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Oh, but Dennis perceives it, too, because he's been giving me

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size pills to make me bigger.

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Dennis is, like, my best buddy.

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Well, oftentimes, drugs don't address the root of the problem.

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Talking through the issues may be the best way for you to

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address your mood swings and body issues.

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Talking about it?

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Talking about it!

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No, that's good. That's good.

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So if we talk about it, then you think that I'll get most

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bigger... from talking!

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Oh, that's really good.

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You know... thank you.

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Thank you for this.

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You know, when I first walked in here, I was, like, "There's no

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way that this is gonna work,"

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'cause I just do not get the whole woman doctor thing, but

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then when you started talking about God, I realized that

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you're one of the smart ones.

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All right, let's do it, let's talk about it.

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Let's talk about God, and let's talk about how you're gonna make

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me more bigger.

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Will you put the pen down?

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Hey-o! Time's up!

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Get out, slim. Let's go.

#151

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That door is supposed to be locked.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, I taped the knob... I knew I'd be popping in

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and out quite a bit.

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Let's go. Ticktock, ticktock.

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Time's up. Ticktock, tiny man.

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Okay, let's not get bogged down.

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You know, just time for headlines.

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Okay. These guys need structure, Doc, and that'll become clear to

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you... you just don't see it yet.

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Now, you are gonna want to strap in for this next one.

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Charlie?

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Um... why don't you share with me how you feel the dinner went.

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Fine, I'll do the dishes!

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You're just gonna make me do 'em anyway!

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Why do you assume I'm gonna make you do the dishes?

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'Cause it's Charlie work, and I'm gonna get stuck with it, so

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I'll just do the dishes!

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Goddamn it!

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"Charlie work."

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What's "Charlie work"?

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Fill me in.

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Oh, right.

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You don't even know what Cha...?

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Right. Okay, well, Charlie work is, like, you know, like,

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basement stuff, cleaning urinals, uh, blood stuff, your

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basic slimes, your sludges.

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Anything dead, or decay, you know, I'm on it, I'm dealing with it.

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And you dislike it?

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Well, no. I mean, at its core, I love it.

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You know, I love the dark, I love slippery things, I love

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being naked, uh, in the sewer.

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Bleach smells good, uh, tastes good, you know, but it's just,

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like, I don't like being told what to...

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I'm sorry, I didn't get that last one.

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I don't like being told what to do.

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Everyone's always telling me what to do all the time.

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Got it, got it.

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Kick me around.

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I'm, like, probably the weirdest guy in the universe, you know.

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Probably even weirder than someone from Saturn.

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Why do you think you're weird?

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I don't know.

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I'm just... weird, I guess.

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What did... what did Dee tell you?

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I'm not at liberty to discuss other patients... I mean, like, would it be

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weird if you survived an abortion?

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You know, would it be weird if, like, you shared a bed with a

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man who may or may not be your father?

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Again, I can't talk about... You know what would be weird?

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If you eat cat food to go to sleep, and you have such a

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fascination with cats that maybe you glue cat hair on the back of

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your neck every now and then?

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That's new information that I haven't... You know, I mean, 'cause, so,

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you know, like, is it bad?

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No. No. Being comfortable in your own skin is never a bad thing.

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Oh, my God, right.

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Okay, so if I got, like, more skin or something, then I

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could, like, never do a bad thing in my life, and maybe I

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never have done a bad thing 'cause I have a lot of skin.

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That's not what I'm saying.

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What I'm saying is, given your... nontraditional life

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choices, you are surprisingly well-adjusted.

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Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm well-adjusted, you know, because

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of my lack of traditions, and I'll adjust to that, and...

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I feel like you're mirroring my words, but you're not exactly

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understanding them.

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You're saying, like, do the things you do, go even further with them.

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You know, maybe get a ton of cat hair, glue it all over your

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body, you know, walk around like a cat man in the night through the alleyways.

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You know, and stop hiding the pigeon.

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The pigeon?

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This one. You know, let him be who he wants, let him... let him fly away. Go!

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He's dead, I think.

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So, you've had the... a dead pigeon in your jacket this whole time?

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He was alive at one point, you know.

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I'm not crazy. It's just, I think I might have hugged him a

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little too hard, kind of smothered him a bit, but, um,

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hey, we'll make an adjustment,

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uh, to it, and we'll make a tradition out of it.

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Okay...

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Let's talk about... I ain't talking about nothing!

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This skull is Fort Knox.

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Why don't you trust therapists?

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I opened up to a therapist just once.

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I was a kid.

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I got into a fight.

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The doctor asked me question after question!

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Got me so scrambled up.

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Next thing you know, I was shanghaied upstate to a nitwit school.

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You know what a nitwit school is?

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I assume you mean a school for the mentally disabled.

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Yeah. Not just for nuts in the head.

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Bodies, too.

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Back then, science was real crude.

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They stuck us all together.

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My roommate was a frog kid.

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You ever see a frog kid?

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Frog kid?

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Yeah. The place was windowless.

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There was a guard every ten feet.

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All the rooms had drains in the floors so they could hose us down.

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How terrible!

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Got my first kiss there.

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Frank?

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It was terrible!

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But not her.

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She was an angel.

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Always smiling.

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That's because she had no lips, but her mouth was still very much in play.

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Let's talk about the dishes.

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Oh!

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She died two weeks later.

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She thought she was a space man with a plastic bag for a helmet.

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Oh!

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Aah!

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Oh, you unzipped me.

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It's all coming back.

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It's all coming back.

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I hate you!

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It's all coming back, you understand?!

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I don't like it!

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I don't like to think about it.

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Oh, it's-it's... With a plastic bag for a helmet!

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh, you unzipped me. Oh! Oh!

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This is me saluting you.

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I'm a big fan of your work.

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How quickly you rattled their cages, broke them all down.

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It's not about breaking.

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It's about helping them.

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Hmm. It's interesting, our thing, isn't it?

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To be in someone's mind, to have complete control.

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It's like the thrill of being near the executioner's switch,

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knowing that at any moment, you could throw it, but knowing you

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never will.

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But you could.

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Never isn't the right word, because I could, and I might.

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I probably will.

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Will you sit down, please?

#291

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Yeah, sure. Sorry.

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Did I make you nervous?

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Not my intention.

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Well...

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So... who would you like to discuss first?

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How about you?

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That's good, but we don't really have time for jokes, so

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let's jump right into it, shall we?

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Now, I've long maintained psychological dossiers on every

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single one of those raving lunatics in your waiting room

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right now.

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The top one, and the thickest, by far, is Charlie's, of course.

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But I'd rather start... with Mac.

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Oh.

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Start with a simple one.

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Now, how did your session with him go?

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Dennis, as I think you know, I'm not at liberty to discuss

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another patient.

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Listen, why don't you think of me more as a peer, you know,

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in the academic sense, of course?

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In terms of age, you're decades older than me.

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But why don't I start, okay?

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Um, if you'll open up your dossier there, you'll see there

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on the first page is something that you picked up on almost

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immediately, which is his reverse body dysmorphia.

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And this... a well-placed pen, can have quite an effect on a

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man like him.

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This must have given him quite the thrill.

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I bet he tried to suck on this.

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Did he?

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Huh?

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It's okay, Doc.

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You can tell me.

#324

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He's always sucking on the pens in our apartment.

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I'm always having to hide them.

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Well, I showed you mine.

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Why are some of these pages written in crayon?

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My file on Dee was started in the second grade.

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Interesting.

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Interesting?

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Tell me about these size pills you're giving Mac.

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Well, now, that's more like it.

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So they're Mexican ephedra.

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Calling them size pills was an eloquent solution.

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The guy was gross.

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It was disgusting.

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He was fat as shit, he smelled liked shit, he sounded like

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shit, his groans, his snores, the sleep apnea.

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It was gross.

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He was repulsive, really.

#341

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So he has no appetite because you're drugging him, secretly.

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Giving a man medicine for his disease... wherever did I get

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that idea?

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What are you writing?

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Writing?

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Oh, nothing.

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Drawing.

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Drawing conclusions.

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And... drawing this.

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You like it?

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It's very generous.

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Dee, I'm afraid I have a serious issue to discuss with you.

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Yeah.

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I cannot help you if you are lying in every session.

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Lying?

#356

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Why would I be lying?

#357

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What are you talking about?

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Why would you... where are you getting this?

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Were you or were you not... Uh-huh.

#360

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...the first choice for the female lead in The Notebook?

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Yes.

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Yes, I was and I had to, unfortunately, pass because of

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a scheduling conflict.

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We...

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We went over this.

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I graciously handed it to Rachel McAdams and she did a fine job

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with the film.

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I'm secure enough to admit that.

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I'm finding all this hard to believe.

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Oh, what do you want to hear, Doc, huh?

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That I had cigarettes put out on me when I was a kid?

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That this isn't a surgery scar, huh?

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That my father stabbed me? Huh?

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Okay, let me interrupt you for a second, okay, because I

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think we have an example happening right before our eyes.

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You're speaking right now with a Brooklyn accent and yet...

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Boston.

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It was a Boston accent.

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The accent was clearly from Brooklyn.

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This isn't a surgery scar.

#381

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No, you don't say scar.

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That's clearly Brook... Yes, I did.

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No.

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Okay, the point is, Dee... >> It's a really good... Hmm?

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...I just met your father and I think that little bit was from

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Good Will Hunting.

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Yeah, he's not my father.

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That's a whole can of worms.

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I don't want to go into it.

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But it was from Good Will Hunting.

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How-how did you enjoy it?

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I'd rather discuss the father issue.

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You know what, she really wasn't that great, now that I

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think about it.

#395

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Who?

#396

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Rachel McAdams.

#397

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Feel like I could've done a better job.

#398

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Do you think that I would've done a better job, with that

#399

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Ryan Gosling?

#400

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I've never seen you act.

#401

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Oh, really?

#402

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Uh... ta-da!

#403

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I've been lying the whole time!

#404

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Oh!

#405

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So, good, you admitted it.

#406

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Uh-uh, that was acting.

#407

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What I just... right there was acting.

#408

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I said I was lying, and that wasn't even true.

#409

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That was acting.

#410

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All right, so uh!

#411

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You are...

#412

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I am so... I'm good.

#413

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I am so... How are you feeling about all of what I'm doing?

#414

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Did you like that?

#415

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Did you think that was good?

#416

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Tell me I'm good.

#417

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Tell me it was good.

#418

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Tell me I'm good.

#419

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Tell me I'm good.

#420

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Tell me that was good.

#421

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Tell me I'm good.

#422

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Tell me I'm good.

#423

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Tell me I'm good... Tell me I'm good.

#424

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Tell me I'm good.

#425

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Tell me I'm good... Tell me I'm good.

#426

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Tell me I'm good.

#427

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You're good.

#428

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Thank you.

#429

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Was it that hard?

#430

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What is happening?

#431

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Let it out.

#432

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Let it out, Frank.

#433

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Dennis, there was another twin in your mother's womb.

#434

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We were going to call him Donnie.

#435

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You and Deandra devoured him before he could be born.

#436

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You gobbled him up.

#437

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That can't possibly be true.

#438

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Donnie!

#439

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You would've been the good one.

#440

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It would've been Bruce's kid anyway, Frank.

#441

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Jesus Christ.

#442

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I can't take much more of this shit.

#443

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It's starting to irritate me.

#444

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Dennis, Dennis, you should do some quadra-lift thrusters with me.

#445

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Oh, better yet, get up on my shoulders.

#446

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That's even better because then I need more weight on my back.

#447

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Mac, if you want to get big, take a size pill.

#448

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Take a size pill.

#449

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No, thank you.

#450

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What do you mean, "No, thank you"?

#451

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Good for you.

#452

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Yeah, I want to do this the right way, Dennis.

#453

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The therapist implied that God wanted me to have bovine

#454

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hormones and I think she's going to get them for me.

#455

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Dennis, can I give you some advice?

#456

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Absolutely not.

#457

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Look, hey, do what you want to do in life, you know, and

#458

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there's nothing wrong with that.

#459

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Oh, what I want to do?

#460

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Mmm, well... that's what I want to do.

#461

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Oh, well, I applaud you for that.

#462

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Absolutely, you know.

#463

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Oh, good.

#464

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And now know that, of course, I'll come back at you with

#465

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everything that I have.

#466

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What are you...?

#467

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Get him, Charlie.

#468

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Go ahead, get him.

#469

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Get him, get him, get him, get him.

#470

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Get him for Donnie.

#471

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Get him.

#472

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How's that? Huh?

#473

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You having a white Christmas?

#474

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You having a white Christmas, you bitch?

#475

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This ends now, lady.

#476

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This ends now.

#477

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You got Frank all messed up, you got Mac not taking his size

#478

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pills, you got Charlie thinking that he's well-adjusted when

#479

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he's the craziest of all.

#480

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Stop calling me crazy!

#481

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I'm not crazy.

#482

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You're crazy, okay?

#483

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You've been eating pigeon all day and loving it.

#484

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You all ate pigeon.

#485

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What?

#486

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What?

#487

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Yeah, I served you pigeon, okay?

#488

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I'm not going to spend my money on a pheasant when I can get a

#489

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perfectly good street bird.

#490

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All right, you ate pigeon...

#491

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Oh, my God!

#492

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Jesus Christ, Charlie.

#493

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Screw it.

#494

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Tell him I'm not crazy.

#495

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You are... you know what, I don't care.

#496

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I'm going to get my stomach pumped.

#497

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Lady, you got to finish this, okay? Give us answers now.

#498

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Well, I think we've made some great steps today.

#499

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Dishes!

#500

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- What? - Dishes.

#501

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- There is much more at play here than just... - Dishes!

#502

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So you want me to just tell you who... Dishes.

#503

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Dishes.

#504

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On a severe dysfunctional... Dishes, dishes,

#505

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dishes, dishes, dishes, dishes, dishes, dishes, dishes... Okay, okay!

#506

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Boom!

#508

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Blah!

#509

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I feel like a weight has been lifted.

#510

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You're a good therapist.

#511

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She is pretty good.

#512

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That's good.

#513

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You goddamn dirty... Oh, I got an idea.

#514

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I'll do the dishes, okay?

#515

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Oh, there's the dishes.

#516

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Guys like that?

#517

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Are you happy now?

#518

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Here's some dishes.

#519

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You screwed me, you bitch.

#520

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There's the dishes, all really nice and clean.

#521

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Good idea.

#522

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Dee, do the dishes.

#523

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Here, I got it, I got it. Do I need help?

#524

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No, sit tight, please, have a beer. I'll do the dishes.

#525

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I got it, please, help yourself to the desert.

#526

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It's in the refrigerator.

#527

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You like this, huh? Here's the dishes.

#528

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