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Season 8, Episode 4 — Charlie and Dee Find Love
I just... I can't believe you just bought, like,
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another ridiculous ugly car.
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You are lucky I am letting you into my goddamn...
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Oh, shit, okay, okay, here she comes, here she comes.
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Okay, see, what is she doing?
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She appears to be delivering food.
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No. That's not what I'm saying-- I know that.
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She's actually delivering Indian food now-- it's a good gig.
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But I mean, why is she not locking up her bike?
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This is a bad neighborhood.
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Oh, shit.
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Okay, look at this guy.
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He's totally gonna steal it.
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I got to move.
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What are you talking about?
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Keep it moving, guy!
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Goddamn it!
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Charlie!
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What are you doing here?
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You're just leaving your bike unlocked?
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I'm protecting it so it doesn't get stolen!
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Okay, you know what?
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I'm done.
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I am so done with this.
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You need to stop stalking me.
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You need to leave me alone.
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Look... do you have any idea what a mess your life would be
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if I wasn't always helping you out?
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I keep a list.
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I keep a list of things that I do, okay?
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I watch your bike so it doesn't get stolen, okay?
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I put, uh... I put vitamins in your shampoo so your hair doesn't fall out.
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I test your food so it doesn't get poisoned.
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Charlie! Listen to me.
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I am finished.
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Stop following me.
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Do you want me to be happy?
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Do you want me to be happy?
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Yes!
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Then stop being around every time I turn around!
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You have to leave me alone!
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You want me to be, like, gone forever?
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Yes. Do you hear me?
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Yeah, I hear you. It's... Okay.
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Okay, so this is good-bye?
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Yeah. Good-bye, I guess.
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Great.
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Okay, good. Thank you.
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Bye. Goddamn.
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Charlie.
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Oh, shit, she slammed you, huh?
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Do you want to follow her around some more?
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Nah, whatever, she's, like... she's right, you know?
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Can we just go back to the bar, Dee?
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Mm, no, I'd like to follow her around.
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Uh... goddamn it!
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If you don't have car insurance, you better have dental because I
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am gonna smash your teeth into dust!
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So sorry, that was completely my fault.
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Yeah, it's goddamn your fault, I... Oh... look at you. My God.
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I'm Trevor.
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This is my sister Ruby.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Oh, geez.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com
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No. I don't understand.
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None of this is making any sense.
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Dude... what is not to understand, okay?
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We got in an accident, right?
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They felt a little bad about it, one thing led to another, they
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asked us out to, like, a dinner date.
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Who are these people exactly?
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- Trevor and Ruby Taft. Right? - Yeah.
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What do you mean "Taft"?
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Like... the Taft family?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, Taft family, yes.
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That's a good get, Charlie.
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I'm rich, but these people are in the stratosphere.
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Yeah, my whole family was a Taft family.
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My uncles and grandfathers and cousins all worked for TaftCo Enterprises.
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My uncle even drowned in a vat of their molten steel.
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He didn't drown, he burned up.
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Yeah, he probably burned.
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Yeah, I don't think he drowned.
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Either way, this is a great opportunity, okay?
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Do not screw this up, because if you get into a family like this,
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it's like becoming royalty.
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What's the plan for the date?
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The... I mean, no plans.
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We were just gonna be ourselves.
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Ha!
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Don't.
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Do not be yourself.
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No, no, no, that's terrible.
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Be anybody but yourselves.
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Anybody!
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Charlie, do not eat any cheese or any cheese-like substances, okay?
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If you see any cheese, you run away from it!
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Dee, do not be a drunk, punchy whore, okay, you whore?
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But... No, there's no buts!
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There's no buts.
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Do not screw this up for me-- for you... for all of us.
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What is the plan for the date?
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I guess we'll become one of them or something.
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Now, uh, as I understand it, your family came over on the Mayflower?
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Um, yes, they can actually be traced back to the original settlement.
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Oh, yeah. Well, I imagine they destroyed many an Indian.
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Mm.
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I too sort of have distaste for the Indians, you know?
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They're savage things.
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They're nasty, really.
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Right, right, they needed to be exterminated.
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I mean, you hate to say it, but... You do hate to, but it's the truth.
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So congratulations to your family.
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Uh, my family, uh, we were... we were a railroad family.
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That's right, the Vandervelts were a distant relative.
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Right, yeah.
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Well, and I, too, am of a large... um, money-ful family.
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He, too.
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Shippers of-of goods and, uh... Services.
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Builders of... tall... Buildings.
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Would anyone like a drink?
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A drink? No, thank you.
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No, thank you, never will I drink.
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Whoop! Mm...
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It's all right.
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That's all right.
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Is he all right?
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Just talk about a different... I can ignore the cheese.
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It's not... I'm sorry, I can't do it!
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All right, then screw it.
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'Cause I've been eying this guy all night long.
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Excuse me, oh!
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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We've been putting on airs.
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I know I come across, like, super fancy.
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I'm not.
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We're not the blue blood fancy types that you think that we are.
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Thank God!
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We thought we made a huge mistake.
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We like you guys 'cause you aren't anything like the people that we know.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, shit, that is such a relief because look at this pit stain.
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I mean, we're, like, totally, like, normal.
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Oh, I'm sweating like... You like this pit stain?
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That's nasty, yo!
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I've got bodily functions, I'm sorry!
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Hey, guys, can we do some shots?
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Yes! I would love to do some shots.
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Right, see, we're getting after it now!
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We're getting after it!
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No, no, see, this doesn't add up.
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This does not make any sense.
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Why is this going well?
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Can the girl not smell Charlie?
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Can the guy not see Dee?
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Something's fishy.
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Dennis, don't poke holes in this, okay?
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This is like Lady Di being plucked from the streets like
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the trash she was and the trash that Charlie and Dee are.
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No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I know what's going on here, guys.
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Now this makes sense.
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See, I know what's happening here.
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This is a Les Liaisons Dangereuses.
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Oh, shit!
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A what?
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Dangerous Liaisons.
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What is that?
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The movie.
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I don't know that movie.
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It was like-like Cruel Intentions.
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She's All That?
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Can't Buy Me Love?
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Almost any movie made in the late '90s?
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Guys, guys, these are the games that rich people with nothing
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but time on their hands play with people that they perceive
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to be below them.
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That girl is just toying with Charlie.
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She's gonna crush him.
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Yeah, I hate to say it, but I think you're right.
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What about Dee?
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What, Dee?
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No, she's constantly being crushed.
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She'll bounce back, she always does.
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Or she won't. It doesn't matter.
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I don't care about that.
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All I care about is Charlie here.
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Now, guys, we got to dig a little deeper.
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Oh!
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Oh, look at this.
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Look at this. Shall we?
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You're going.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No, you guys are going, right?
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No. Get in the car and leave.
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No, we' c Ping with.
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Don't glom onto this.
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Hi, you guys.
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Hey, you brought some friends.
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No. No. No, not friends. Hobos.
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Yeah. Come on in. The more, the merrier.
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You guys up for some tennis?
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Yeah!
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Yeah. You got booze?
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You got food?
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You got stuff to eat?
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All right.
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All right, Frank, I'll play on Ruby's team, and over the
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course of the game, I'll subtly extract her plan to humiliate Charlie.
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I'll get her.
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Oh, yes, I will definitely have her.
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Whoa, whoa, Dennis, you're not gonna hit on her, right?
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Huh? No, no.
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Look, you sounded like you were gonna try to bang her.
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I'm not gonna hit on her, okay? I'm not gonna try and bang her.
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- Don't. Don't do it. - Just, will you trust me?
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Whoa!
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Come on! Come on, Frank!
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Oh, hey, stay on that side when the ball comes to you.
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No.
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Ball!
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Damn it!
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Hey, yo, Ruby.
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Time out, time out.
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Let's take a little break.
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Yeah?
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Let's take a little breather.
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I thought you said you were good at this.
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I am good.
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It's just, you know, this shirt is, like, ridiculously-tight,
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and it's restricting my play, so, I think I'm just gonna pop it off.
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Oh.
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What do you think about this?
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About what?
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What I'm presenting you.
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I think you look really pale. Do you need some sunscreen?
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Well, it's the first of the season.
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I haven't had a chance to get a base going, you know...?
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Dennis? Dennis?
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What do you think of the pecs? What do you think of...?
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- Dennis?! - What?
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Come here!
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Give me a second, all right?
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What?
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I thought you said you weren't gonna hit on her.
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Am I hitting on her?
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Yeah.
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Oh, shit. Okay.
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No, you're right.
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Okay, I went into default mode. My bad.
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Yeah, all right.
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Hey, do I look pale?
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* Company, always on the run Destiny is the rising sun... *
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What the hell is she doing?!
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She's gonna ruin this whole thing!
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* That's why they call me * Bad company Zee, zah, da, da... *
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* And I can't deny... *
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I love how free and uninhibited you are.
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Oh, yeah?
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How about I free that big fat snake in your pants and
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uninhibit myself all over it?
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What?
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Let's hump.
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Oh.
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Whoops.
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Hey, guys.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Shit. No. No.
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Oh, sorry. He... You startled me.
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That's a pretty good stance you got there. Are you trained?
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I spent some training, yeah.
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You?
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Yeah. Krav Maga.
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That's cool.
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Judo, karate.
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I got more of a Catholic thing going on.
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You know, sort of the hand of God.
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Stupid idiot. Get out here!
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Beat it. We were in the middle of a thing.
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No, no. That was really cool.
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Could you show me that last move again?
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Get out of here! Go on!
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Get of here!
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We're in the middle of some... the middle of something.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, whoa.
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Ow.
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Sorry you got a cramp.
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Oh, she's really digging her hooks into him, mm-hmm.
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What a bitch.
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Ugh! Hold on a second.
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Oh, the same person keeps calling me.
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I'm just gonna answer it.
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Hello. Who is this?
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Who? Who is...?
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I don't know that name.
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Who? Who?
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Oh, oh, Waitress.
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Why didn't you just say that?
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Uh, because my name is not Waitress.
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Okay, you know what?
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It doesn't even matter.
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Did Charlie steal my bike?
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What are you talking about?
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Charlie's been with me the entire day.
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How did you get this number?
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I changed it.
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Look, I need my bike back, because if I don't get it back,
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I'm gonna lose my job.
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Look, I don't... Ha, ha, ha, ha, ugh!
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Hello? Hello?
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God! I'm gonna have to change my number again... Holy shit.
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Oh, no. Frank, I just realized something.
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What?
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Without Charlie doing all those insane things he's always
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doing for the waitress, her life is gonna completely change.
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What do you mean?
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Well, so, she's gonna be constantly calling or dropping
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by, looking for answers, so there's a very good chance that
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she's gonna have a front-row seat for the final moment of humiliation.
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And that's gonna destroy Charlie for good.
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What's the final moment of humiliation?
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That's the climactic moment where the rich people reveal
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their twisted game to all their wealthy friends, and everybody
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has a good laugh.
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Okay, Frank, here's what's gonna have to happen.
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You're gonna have to do all of those creepy things on Charlie's
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list to keep the waitress from poking around while this whole
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thing runs its course.
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What are you gonna do?
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Phew!
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I got something very important planned.
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Come in! There's a problem!
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I can't make head or tail of Charlie's chicken scratch!
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Just do the best you can, okay?
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I can't... can't really talk right now.
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Putting rat poison in her shampoo.
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Just gonna make her hair fall out. Crazy.
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I don't know.
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Look, the kid knows her better than anybody else.
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If he puts rat poison in her hair, put rat poison in her hair.
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Look, I'm busy. I can't talk.
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What do you mean, you're busy?!
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This is the whole thing, Dennis!
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I'm just... I'm getting some stuff done, okay?
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Oh, shit!
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I think she just came in.
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I'm getting another call.
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Hold on, hold on. Hello?
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Who? Who?!
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Just say Waitress!
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Look, has Charlie been poisoning me?
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'Cause I've been...
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Frank, you got to step it up with that list, man.
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This bitch is driving me nuts.
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What happened?
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Just, I'm busy, okay?
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Just do it.
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Hello?! Hello?!
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Hello?
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Charlie?
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No. It's your neighbor.
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Can I be, like, perfectly honest with you about something?
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Yeah.
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There's a... there's a girl who lives in this building, and,
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um, well, she's... she's the love of my life.
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Okay.
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And, uh... and I like you so much that before we move any
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further, I just... I don't know.
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I had to get that out there, 'cause I think I'm ready to let
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her go, but I just have to be sure.
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Does that make sense?
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Yeah.
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Charlie? There you are.
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Look, I don't know what kind of twisted game you're playing, but
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you need to make it stop.
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Whoa. Hold on a second.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Really? Because someone's been poisoning me, and something
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is making my hair just fall out.
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Look, calm down, all right?
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I-I... I've been with her the last couple days.
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I really haven't been anywhere near you.
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Yeah, he's been with me.
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Oh, shut up, bitch!
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Who the hell is this, Charlie?!
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Hey! No. She...
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She's my girlfriend.
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry about that.
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Come on.
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Let's get out of here.
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I'm sorry about that. Wow.
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How's this, Trevor?
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Is this cool?
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Very cool.
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Get off me!
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Shut up, Dee!
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I got that stupid bitch.
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Oh! Goddamn it!
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Goddamn it! Oh!
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Clocked him.
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Oh! Oh... Oh, no... Amazing!
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You guys are out of control.
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I'm out of control.
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I'm out of control.
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Yeah, you are.
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Hey, I want to invite you two to a party at our estate tomorrow night.
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My father's going public with TaftCo.
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Oh, well, then... are you sure you want him to come?
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Of course.
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He's practically family.
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Hey!
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Come on, show me some more of those moves.
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Oh, yeah. Okay, well, this next stuff I learned from a
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wrestler called The Maniac.
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So we're gonna have to go ahead and get pretty oiled up.
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Sure.
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Great.
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This is classy as shit, huh?
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Dee, crack that open for me, 'cause it's hurting my hands.
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Yeah. I wonder why he didn't tell us it was black-tie.
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I feel like we're underdressed.
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Because, Dee, Trevor loves us for us.
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Hey.
#432
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Oh, hey!
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Glad you guys could make it.
#434
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Thanks, man! How you doing?
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These are a few of my old frat brothers.
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This is Dee and Mac that I was telling you about.
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Hi.
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What's up, boys?
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How are you?
#440
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Hey, um, I'm sorry that we're not dressed appropriately.
#441
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I mean, you guys all look so good.
#442
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Oh, well, the attire at these sorts of events are... well,
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things my friends and I take for granted.
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Don't be embarrassed, though.
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You guys didn't know any better.
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No, I should've known better, 'cause I'm practically a Taft myself.
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My uncle's probably built into the foundation of this place.
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Really? Weird.
#449
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Hey, where do you want us to sit?
#450
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Well, you guys'll be out here with some of my frat brothers'
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guests.
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Now, if you'll excuse us, we all have some catching up to do.
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Oh, yeah. We'll... we'll meet you af... we'll see you after.
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Kind of weird, right?
#455
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Yeah, but at least we can make fun of these dorks all night long, right?
#456
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That'll be fun. Geeks!
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Oh, no, Mac.
#458
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I see what's going on here.
#459
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He's doing to us what I like to do to Charlie and the waitress.
#460
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Huh?
#461
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Oh, no. Follow me.
#462
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Oh!
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I got that stupid bitch.
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Oh! Goddamn it!
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Oh!
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Man, biggest losers ever.
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You know it.
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Oh!
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Oh!
#470
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That's two for one, fellas.
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Come on, pay up, pay up.
#472
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Those two are by far the worst we've ever had. Let's go.
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Goddamn it.
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I can't believe it.
#475
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That's a tough pill to swallow.
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What are you doing here?
#477
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You know, they're not the only ones who know how to play these games.
#478
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Huh?
#479
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What?
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I'm saying I also know... I have a thing.
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Just come with me. Come with me.
#482
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All right, folks, if you could settle down, please?
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If I could have your attention.
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Uh, thank you all for being here tonight.
#485
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I, uh, I wanted you all here so that I could tell you this.
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I've decided to go public with TaftCo Enterprises.
#487
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Wonderful! Oh, bravo!
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Excuse me. Fantastic, Neil!
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Good for you! Good for you!
#490
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Too bad when you do, the SEC's gonna be all up in your ass.
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What?
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You see, you thought you all could get together and play your
#493
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little games, have some fun, you know, invite some geeks to the
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ball, swap some stories, have a laugh. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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But you took it a little too far... when you gave an
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inside-trading tip to my friend Mac, didn't you, Trevor?
#497
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What are you talking about?
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Pedro.
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And by the way, my father's going public with TaftCo next
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week, so buy stock today at 34, not 36.
#501
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Cool. Yeah, I'll call my broker.
#502
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Right, call your broker.
#503
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Ooh... you ready for round two, big guy?
#504
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This-this is taken out of context.
#505
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What was the context?
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Wrestling.
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It's wrestling.
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We're oiled up and wrestling.
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What is so hard to understand about this?!
#510
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Nice, huh?
#511
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Trevor... you imbecile!
#512
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Why would you tell him that?
#513
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I didn't know I was being filmed.
#514
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If you're in my room, you're always being filmed.
#515
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It's true.
#516
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It's his thing, it's kind of creepy, but... But that's not all, everyone.
#517
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You see, Ruby Taft, she likes to play her little games, too, don't you Ruby?
#518
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But I am not gonna let you humiliate my other friend either.
#519
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Cause he might be choosing someone else after all.
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Charlie, phone call for you.
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Charlie, somebody accidentally hit the waitress
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with my car-- their car, when they were following her.
#523
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No... she wants to talk to you.
#524
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She says she really needs you.
#525
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Wait, did she say that, or are you just saying it?
#526
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Yeah, talk to her yourself.
#527
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Charlie, look, I don't know what's been going on, but if you
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think you can make it stop, I need your help.
#529
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I want you back in my life.
#530
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Do you really mean that?
#531
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Yeah.
#532
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I need you.
#533
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Okay. I'll be right there.
#534
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Awesome. Well, I'm out of here.
#535
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What? What are you talking about.
#536
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I'm leaving.
#537
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I'm going to be with the waitress-- she's the woman I love.
#538
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No, but I... I wasn't using you like Charlie was.
#539
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He's a total asshole.
#540
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I really, really, really like you.
#541
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Oh.
#542
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Yeah, I know.
#543
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Okay? I was using you.
#544
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That's why I kissed you in front of the waitress.
#545
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That's why I banged you a bunch of times, just to make the
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waitress jealous.
#547
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Amazing. You slept with me almost instantly.
#548
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And by the way, a quality woman doesn't do that.
#549
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She doesn't say yes right away.
#550
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She says no to a man, for years, like, ten years.
#551
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That's what a real woman does, okay?
#552
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You know what you were acting like? A stupid little rich slut.
#553
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And that's all that you are.
#554
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How can you do this to me?
#555
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Are you still talking?
#556
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Go away, dumb-dumb.
#557
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Go run and hide. Go from me.
#558
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I don't want to see you anymore.
#559
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Women, right?
#560
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Ah, man, all right, cool.
#561
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I'm out! All right!
#562
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I didn't see that coming.
#563
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No.
#564
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Guess Charlie had the cruelest intentions of all, huh?
#565
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Uh, see? Feeling better?
#566
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Yeah.
#567
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You know, I-I've, um, I've been thinking about the restraining order.
#568
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You're gonna get rid of it?
#569
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No. No, no.
#570
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But, um, but I was thinking about reducing it from, like, a
#571
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hundred feet to, like... 50 feet?
#572
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Awesome! Okay.
#573
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Okay.
#574
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I can work with that.
#575
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All right.
#576
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Oh, so now? Starting now?
#577
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Yeah, probably.
#578
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Could you just leave the soup there?
#579
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Uh... is this okay over here, or...?
#580
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Uh, I don't think there's 50 feet in this room, so...
#581
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I'll go down the hall. Okay.
#582
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I'll see you tomorrow.
#583
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All right, well, that's fine.
#584
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From a distance, though.
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