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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 8, Episode 4 — Charlie and Dee Find Love

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: Charlie and Dee Find Love

Air date: November 01, 2012

Director: Richie Keen

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

Charlie and Dee become romantically involved with two members of a wealthy family, which arouses jealousy in Mac, Dennis and Frank.

Source: TMDB

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I just... I can't believe you just bought, like,

believe bought

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another ridiculous ugly car.

another ridiculous ugly

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You are lucky I am letting you into my goddamn...

goddamn letting lucky

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Oh, shit, okay, okay, here she comes, here she comes.

comes

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Okay, see, what is she doing?

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She appears to be delivering food.

appears delivering food

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No. That's not what I'm saying-- I know that.

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She's actually delivering Indian food now-- it's a good gig.

delivering food indian

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But I mean, why is she not locking up her bike?

bike locking

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This is a bad neighborhood.

neighborhood

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Oh, shit.

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Okay, look at this guy.

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He's totally gonna steal it.

steal

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I got to move.

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What are you talking about?

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Keep it moving, guy!

moving

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Goddamn it!

goddamn goddamn-it

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Charlie!

charlie

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What are you doing here?

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You're just leaving your bike unlocked?

bike leaving unlocked

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I'm protecting it so it doesn't get stolen!

protecting stolen

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Okay, you know what?

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I'm done.

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I am so done with this.

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You need to stop stalking me.

stalking

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You need to leave me alone.

alone

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Look... do you have any idea what a mess your life would be

idea life mess

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if I wasn't always helping you out?

helping

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I keep a list.

list

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I keep a list of things that I do, okay?

list

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I watch your bike so it doesn't get stolen, okay?

bike stolen watch

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I put, uh... I put vitamins in your shampoo so your hair doesn't fall out.

fall hair shampoo vitamins

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I test your food so it doesn't get poisoned.

food poisoned test

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Charlie! Listen to me.

charlie

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I am finished.

finished

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Stop following me.

following

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Do you want me to be happy?

happy

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Do you want me to be happy?

happy

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Yes!

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Then stop being around every time I turn around!

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You have to leave me alone!

alone

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You want me to be, like, gone forever?

forever gone

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Yes. Do you hear me?

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Yeah, I hear you. It's... Okay.

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Okay, so this is good-bye?

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Yeah. Good-bye, I guess.

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Great.

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Okay, good. Thank you.

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Bye. Goddamn.

goddamn

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Charlie.

charlie

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Oh, shit, she slammed you, huh?

slammed

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Do you want to follow her around some more?

follow

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Nah, whatever, she's, like... she's right, you know?

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Can we just go back to the bar, Dee?

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Mm, no, I'd like to follow her around.

follow

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Uh... goddamn it!

goddamn goddamn-it

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If you don't have car insurance, you better have dental because I

dental insurance

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am gonna smash your teeth into dust!

dust smash teeth

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So sorry, that was completely my fault.

completely fault

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Yeah, it's goddamn your fault, I... Oh... look at you. My God.

fault goddamn

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I'm Trevor.

trevor

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This is my sister Ruby.

ruby sister

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Oh, geez.

geez

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com

corrections honeybunny sync sync-corrections

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No. I don't understand.

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None of this is making any sense.

sense

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Dude... what is not to understand, okay?

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We got in an accident, right?

accident

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They felt a little bad about it, one thing led to another, they

another

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asked us out to, like, a dinner date.

asked date dinner

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Who are these people exactly?

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- Trevor and Ruby Taft. Right? - Yeah.

ruby taft trevor

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What do you mean "Taft"?

taft

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Like... the Taft family?

family taft

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I don't know.

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Yeah, Taft family, yes.

family taft

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That's a good get, Charlie.

charlie

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I'm rich, but these people are in the stratosphere.

rich

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Yeah, my whole family was a Taft family.

family taft whole whole-family

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My uncles and grandfathers and cousins all worked for TaftCo Enterprises.

cousins grandfathers uncles worked

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My uncle even drowned in a vat of their molten steel.

drowned molten steel uncle

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He didn't drown, he burned up.

burned drown

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Yeah, he probably burned.

burned

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Yeah, I don't think he drowned.

drowned

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Either way, this is a great opportunity, okay?

opportunity

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Do not screw this up, because if you get into a family like this,

family screw

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it's like becoming royalty.

becoming royalty

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What's the plan for the date?

date plan

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The... I mean, no plans.

plans

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We were just gonna be ourselves.

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Ha!

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Don't.

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Do not be yourself.

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No, no, no, that's terrible.

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Be anybody but yourselves.

anybody yourselves

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Anybody!

anybody

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Charlie, do not eat any cheese or any cheese-like substances, okay?

charlie cheese

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If you see any cheese, you run away from it!

cheese

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Dee, do not be a drunk, punchy whore, okay, you whore?

drunk whore

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But... No, there's no buts!

buts

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There's no buts.

buts

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Do not screw this up for me-- for you... for all of us.

screw

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What is the plan for the date?

date plan

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I guess we'll become one of them or something.

become

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Now, uh, as I understand it, your family came over on the Mayflower?

family mayflower

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Um, yes, they can actually be traced back to the original settlement.

original settlement traced

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Oh, yeah. Well, I imagine they destroyed many an Indian.

destroyed imagine indian

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Mm.

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I too sort of have distaste for the Indians, you know?

indians

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They're savage things.

savage

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They're nasty, really.

nasty

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Right, right, they needed to be exterminated.

needed

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I mean, you hate to say it, but... You do hate to, but it's the truth.

hate truth

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So congratulations to your family.

congratulations family

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Uh, my family, uh, we were... we were a railroad family.

family

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That's right, the Vandervelts were a distant relative.

distant relative

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Right, yeah.

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Well, and I, too, am of a large... um, money-ful family.

family money

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He, too.

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Shippers of-of goods and, uh... Services.

goods services

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Builders of... tall... Buildings.

buildings tall

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Would anyone like a drink?

drink

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A drink? No, thank you.

drink

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No, thank you, never will I drink.

drink

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Whoop! Mm...

whoop

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It's all right.

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That's all right.

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Is he all right?

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Just talk about a different... I can ignore the cheese.

cheese ignore

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It's not... I'm sorry, I can't do it!

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All right, then screw it.

screw

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'Cause I've been eying this guy all night long.

night

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Excuse me, oh!

excuse

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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

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We've been putting on airs.

airs putting

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I know I come across, like, super fancy.

fancy super

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I'm not.

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We're not the blue blood fancy types that you think that we are.

blood blue fancy types

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Thank God!

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We thought we made a huge mistake.

huge huge-mistake mistake

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We like you guys 'cause you aren't anything like the people that we know.

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Really?

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Yes.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, shit, that is such a relief because look at this pit stain.

relief stain

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I mean, we're, like, totally, like, normal.

normal

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Oh, I'm sweating like... You like this pit stain?

stain sweating

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That's nasty, yo!

nasty

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I've got bodily functions, I'm sorry!

bodily bodily-functions functions

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Hey, guys, can we do some shots?

shots

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Yes! I would love to do some shots.

love shots

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Right, see, we're getting after it now!

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We're getting after it!

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No, no, see, this doesn't add up.

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This does not make any sense.

sense

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Why is this going well?

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Can the girl not smell Charlie?

charlie girl smell

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Can the guy not see Dee?

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Something's fishy.

fishy somethings

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Dennis, don't poke holes in this, okay?

dennis holes poke poke-holes

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This is like Lady Di being plucked from the streets like

lady plucked streets

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the trash she was and the trash that Charlie and Dee are.

charlie trash

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No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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I know what's going on here, guys.

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Now this makes sense.

makes makes-sense sense

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See, I know what's happening here.

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This is a Les Liaisons Dangereuses.

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Oh, shit!

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A what?

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Dangerous Liaisons.

dangerous

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What is that?

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The movie.

movie

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I don't know that movie.

movie

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It was like-like Cruel Intentions.

cruel intentions

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She's All That?

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Can't Buy Me Love?

love

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Almost any movie made in the late '90s?

late movie

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Guys, guys, these are the games that rich people with nothing

games rich

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but time on their hands play with people that they perceive

hands

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to be below them.

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That girl is just toying with Charlie.

charlie girl

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She's gonna crush him.

crush

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Yeah, I hate to say it, but I think you're right.

hate

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What about Dee?

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What, Dee?

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No, she's constantly being crushed.

constantly crushed

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She'll bounce back, she always does.

bounce shell

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Or she won't. It doesn't matter.

matter

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I don't care about that.

care

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All I care about is Charlie here.

care charlie

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Now, guys, we got to dig a little deeper.

deeper

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Oh!

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Ooh! Ooh!

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Oh, look at this.

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Look at this. Shall we?

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You're going.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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No, you guys are going, right?

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No. Get in the car and leave.

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No, we' c Ping with.

ping

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Don't glom onto this.

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Hi, you guys.

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Hey, you brought some friends.

brought friends

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No. No. No, not friends. Hobos.

friends

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Yeah. Come on in. The more, the merrier.

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You guys up for some tennis?

tennis

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Yeah!

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Yeah. You got booze?

booze

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You got food?

food

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You got stuff to eat?

stuff

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All right.

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All right, Frank, I'll play on Ruby's team, and over the

frank team

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course of the game, I'll subtly extract her plan to humiliate Charlie.

charlie course extract game humiliate plan

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I'll get her.

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Oh, yes, I will definitely have her.

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Whoa, whoa, Dennis, you're not gonna hit on her, right?

dennis whoa whoa-whoa

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Huh? No, no.

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Look, you sounded like you were gonna try to bang her.

bang sounded

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I'm not gonna hit on her, okay? I'm not gonna try and bang her.

bang

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- Don't. Don't do it. - Just, will you trust me?

trust

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Whoa!

whoa

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Come on! Come on, Frank!

frank

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Oh, hey, stay on that side when the ball comes to you.

ball comes side

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No.

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Ball!

ball

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Damn it!

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Hey, yo, Ruby.

ruby

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Time out, time out.

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Let's take a little break.

break

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Yeah?

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Let's take a little breather.

breather

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I thought you said you were good at this.

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I am good.

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It's just, you know, this shirt is, like, ridiculously-tight,

ridiculously shirt tight

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and it's restricting my play, so, I think I'm just gonna pop it off.

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Oh.

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What do you think about this?

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About what?

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What I'm presenting you.

presenting

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I think you look really pale. Do you need some sunscreen?

pale sunscreen

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Well, it's the first of the season.

season

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I haven't had a chance to get a base going, you know...?

base chance

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Dennis? Dennis?

dennis dennis-dennis

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What do you think of the pecs? What do you think of...?

pecs

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- Dennis?! - What?

dennis

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Come here!

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Give me a second, all right?

second

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What?

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I thought you said you weren't gonna hit on her.

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Am I hitting on her?

hitting

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Yeah.

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Oh, shit. Okay.

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No, you're right.

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Okay, I went into default mode. My bad.

mode

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Yeah, all right.

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Hey, do I look pale?

pale

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* Company, always on the run Destiny is the rising sun... *

company destiny rising

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What the hell is she doing?!

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She's gonna ruin this whole thing!

ruin whole

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* That's why they call me * Bad company Zee, zah, da, da... *

company

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* And I can't deny... *

deny

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I love how free and uninhibited you are.

free love

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Oh, yeah?

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How about I free that big fat snake in your pants and

free pants snake

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uninhibit myself all over it?

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What?

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Let's hump.

hump

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Oh.

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Whoops.

whoops

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Hey, guys.

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Whoa! Whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa

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Shit. No. No.

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Oh, sorry. He... You startled me.

startled

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That's a pretty good stance you got there. Are you trained?

stance trained

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I spent some training, yeah.

spent training

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You?

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Yeah. Krav Maga.

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That's cool.

cool

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Judo, karate.

judo karate

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I got more of a Catholic thing going on.

catholic

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You know, sort of the hand of God.

hand

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Stupid idiot. Get out here!

idiot stupid stupid-idiot

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Beat it. We were in the middle of a thing.

beat middle

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No, no. That was really cool.

cool

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Could you show me that last move again?

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Get out of here! Go on!

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Get of here!

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We're in the middle of some... the middle of something.

middle

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, whoa.

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

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Ow.

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Sorry you got a cramp.

cramp

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Oh, she's really digging her hooks into him, mm-hmm.

digging hooks

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What a bitch.

bitch

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Ugh! Hold on a second.

second

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Oh, the same person keeps calling me.

calling keeps person

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I'm just gonna answer it.

answer

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Hello. Who is this?

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Who? Who is...?

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I don't know that name.

name

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Who? Who?

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Oh, oh, Waitress.

waitress

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Why didn't you just say that?

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Uh, because my name is not Waitress.

name waitress

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Okay, you know what?

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It doesn't even matter.

matter

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Did Charlie steal my bike?

bike charlie steal

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What are you talking about?

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Charlie's been with me the entire day.

charlies entire

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How did you get this number?

number

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I changed it.

changed

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Look, I need my bike back, because if I don't get it back,

bike

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I'm gonna lose my job.

lose

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Look, I don't... Ha, ha, ha, ha, ugh!

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Hello? Hello?

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God! I'm gonna have to change my number again... Holy shit.

change holy number

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Oh, no. Frank, I just realized something.

frank realized

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What?

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Without Charlie doing all those insane things he's always

charlie insane

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doing for the waitress, her life is gonna completely change.

change completely life waitress

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What do you mean?

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Well, so, she's gonna be constantly calling or dropping

calling constantly dropping

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by, looking for answers, so there's a very good chance that

answers chance looking

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she's gonna have a front-row seat for the final moment of humiliation.

final front humiliation moment seat

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And that's gonna destroy Charlie for good.

charlie destroy

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What's the final moment of humiliation?

final humiliation moment

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That's the climactic moment where the rich people reveal

moment reveal rich

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their twisted game to all their wealthy friends, and everybody

everybody friends game twisted wealthy

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has a good laugh.

laugh

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Okay, Frank, here's what's gonna have to happen.

frank happen

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You're gonna have to do all of those creepy things on Charlie's

charlies creepy

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list to keep the waitress from poking around while this whole

list poking waitress whole

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thing runs its course.

course runs

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What are you gonna do?

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Phew!

phew

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I got something very important planned.

planned

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Come in! There's a problem!

problem

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I can't make head or tail of Charlie's chicken scratch!

charlies chicken head scratch tail

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Just do the best you can, okay?

best

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I can't... can't really talk right now.

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Putting rat poison in her shampoo.

poison putting shampoo

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Just gonna make her hair fall out. Crazy.

crazy fall hair

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I don't know.

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Look, the kid knows her better than anybody else.

anybody knows

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If he puts rat poison in her hair, put rat poison in her hair.

hair poison

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Look, I'm busy. I can't talk.

busy

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What do you mean, you're busy?!

busy

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This is the whole thing, Dennis!

dennis whole

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I'm just... I'm getting some stuff done, okay?

stuff

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Oh, shit!

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I think she just came in.

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I'm getting another call.

another

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Hold on, hold on. Hello?

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Who? Who?!

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Just say Waitress!

waitress

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Look, has Charlie been poisoning me?

charlie poisoning

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'Cause I've been...

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Frank, you got to step it up with that list, man.

frank list step

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This bitch is driving me nuts.

bitch driving nuts

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What happened?

happened

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Just, I'm busy, okay?

busy

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Just do it.

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Hello?! Hello?!

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Hello?

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Charlie?

charlie

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No. It's your neighbor.

neighbor

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Can I be, like, perfectly honest with you about something?

honest perfectly perfectly-honest

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Yeah.

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There's a... there's a girl who lives in this building, and,

building girl lives

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um, well, she's... she's the love of my life.

life love

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Okay.

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And, uh... and I like you so much that before we move any

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further, I just... I don't know.

further

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I had to get that out there, 'cause I think I'm ready to let

ready

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her go, but I just have to be sure.

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Does that make sense?

sense

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Yeah.

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Charlie? There you are.

charlie

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Look, I don't know what kind of twisted game you're playing, but

game playing twisted

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you need to make it stop.

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Whoa. Hold on a second.

second whoa

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

idea

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Really? Because someone's been poisoning me, and something

poisoning someones

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is making my hair just fall out.

fall hair

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Look, calm down, all right?

calm

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I-I... I've been with her the last couple days.

couple couple-days days

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I really haven't been anywhere near you.

near

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Yeah, he's been with me.

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Oh, shut up, bitch!

bitch

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Who the hell is this, Charlie?!

charlie

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Hey! No. She...

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She's my girlfriend.

girlfriend

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Oh, my God.

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Sorry about that.

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Come on.

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Let's get out of here.

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I'm sorry about that. Wow.

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How's this, Trevor?

trevor

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Is this cool?

cool

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Very cool.

cool

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Get off me!

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Shut up, Dee!

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I got that stupid bitch.

bitch stupid stupid-bitch

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Oh! Goddamn it!

goddamn goddamn-it

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Goddamn it! Oh!

goddamn goddamn-it

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Clocked him.

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Oh! Oh... Oh, no... Amazing!

amazing

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You guys are out of control.

control

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I'm out of control.

control

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I'm out of control.

control

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Yeah, you are.

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Hey, I want to invite you two to a party at our estate tomorrow night.

estate invite night party tomorrow tomorrow-night

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My father's going public with TaftCo.

fathers public

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Oh, well, then... are you sure you want him to come?

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Of course.

course

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He's practically family.

family practically

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Hey!

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Come on, show me some more of those moves.

moves

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Oh, yeah. Okay, well, this next stuff I learned from a

learned stuff

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wrestler called The Maniac.

called maniac wrestler

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So we're gonna have to go ahead and get pretty oiled up.

ahead go-ahead oiled

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Sure.

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Great.

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This is classy as shit, huh?

classy

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Dee, crack that open for me, 'cause it's hurting my hands.

crack hands hurting open

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Yeah. I wonder why he didn't tell us it was black-tie.

black wonder

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I feel like we're underdressed.

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Because, Dee, Trevor loves us for us.

loves trevor

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Hey.

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Oh, hey!

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Glad you guys could make it.

glad

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Thanks, man! How you doing?

thanks

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These are a few of my old frat brothers.

brothers frat

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This is Dee and Mac that I was telling you about.

telling

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Hi.

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What's up, boys?

boys

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How are you?

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Hey, um, I'm sorry that we're not dressed appropriately.

dressed

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I mean, you guys all look so good.

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Oh, well, the attire at these sorts of events are... well,

events sorts

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things my friends and I take for granted.

friends granted

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Don't be embarrassed, though.

embarrassed

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You guys didn't know any better.

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No, I should've known better, 'cause I'm practically a Taft myself.

known practically shouldve shouldve-known taft

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My uncle's probably built into the foundation of this place.

built foundation place uncles

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Really? Weird.

weird

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Hey, where do you want us to sit?

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Well, you guys'll be out here with some of my frat brothers'

brothers frat

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guests.

guests

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Now, if you'll excuse us, we all have some catching up to do.

catching excuse

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Oh, yeah. We'll... we'll meet you af... we'll see you after.

meet

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Kind of weird, right?

weird

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Yeah, but at least we can make fun of these dorks all night long, right?

dorks fun least night

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That'll be fun. Geeks!

fun geeks thatll

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Oh, no, Mac.

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I see what's going on here.

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He's doing to us what I like to do to Charlie and the waitress.

charlie waitress

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Huh?

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Oh, no. Follow me.

follow

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Oh!

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I got that stupid bitch.

bitch stupid stupid-bitch

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Oh! Goddamn it!

goddamn goddamn-it

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Oh!

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Man, biggest losers ever.

biggest losers

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You know it.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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That's two for one, fellas.

fellas

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Come on, pay up, pay up.

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Those two are by far the worst we've ever had. Let's go.

worst

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Goddamn it.

goddamn goddamn-it

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I can't believe it.

believe

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That's a tough pill to swallow.

pill swallow tough

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What are you doing here?

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You know, they're not the only ones who know how to play these games.

games ones

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Huh?

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What?

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I'm saying I also know... I have a thing.

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Just come with me. Come with me.

↓

All right, folks, if you could settle down, please?

folks settle

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If I could have your attention.

attention

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Uh, thank you all for being here tonight.

tonight

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I, uh, I wanted you all here so that I could tell you this.

wanted

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I've decided to go public with TaftCo Enterprises.

decided public

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Wonderful! Oh, bravo!

bravo

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Excuse me. Fantastic, Neil!

excuse fantastic neil

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Good for you! Good for you!

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Too bad when you do, the SEC's gonna be all up in your ass.

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What?

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You see, you thought you all could get together and play your

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little games, have some fun, you know, invite some geeks to the

fun games geeks invite

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ball, swap some stories, have a laugh. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

ball laugh stories swap

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But you took it a little too far... when you gave an

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inside-trading tip to my friend Mac, didn't you, Trevor?

friend trading trevor

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What are you talking about?

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Pedro.

pedro

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And by the way, my father's going public with TaftCo next

fathers public

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week, so buy stock today at 34, not 36.

stock today week

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Cool. Yeah, I'll call my broker.

broker cool

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Right, call your broker.

broker

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Ooh... you ready for round two, big guy?

ready round

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This-this is taken out of context.

context taken

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What was the context?

context

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Wrestling.

wrestling

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It's wrestling.

wrestling

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We're oiled up and wrestling.

oiled wrestling

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What is so hard to understand about this?!

hard

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Nice, huh?

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Trevor... you imbecile!

imbecile trevor

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Why would you tell him that?

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I didn't know I was being filmed.

filmed

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If you're in my room, you're always being filmed.

filmed room

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It's true.

↓

It's his thing, it's kind of creepy, but... But that's not all, everyone.

creepy

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You see, Ruby Taft, she likes to play her little games, too, don't you Ruby?

games likes ruby taft

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But I am not gonna let you humiliate my other friend either.

friend humiliate

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Cause he might be choosing someone else after all.

choosing might

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Charlie, phone call for you.

charlie phone

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Charlie, somebody accidentally hit the waitress

accidentally charlie somebody waitress

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with my car-- their car, when they were following her.

following

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No... she wants to talk to you.

wants

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She says she really needs you.

needs

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Wait, did she say that, or are you just saying it?

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Yeah, talk to her yourself.

↓

Charlie, look, I don't know what's been going on, but if you

charlie

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think you can make it stop, I need your help.

↓

I want you back in my life.

life

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Do you really mean that?

↓

Yeah.

↓

I need you.

↓

Okay. I'll be right there.

↓

Awesome. Well, I'm out of here.

awesome

↓

What? What are you talking about.

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I'm leaving.

leaving

↓

I'm going to be with the waitress-- she's the woman I love.

love waitress woman

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No, but I... I wasn't using you like Charlie was.

charlie using

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He's a total asshole.

asshole total

↓

I really, really, really like you.

↓

Oh.

↓

Yeah, I know.

↓

Okay? I was using you.

using

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That's why I kissed you in front of the waitress.

front kissed waitress

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That's why I banged you a bunch of times, just to make the

banged bunch times

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waitress jealous.

jealous waitress

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Amazing. You slept with me almost instantly.

amazing instantly slept

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And by the way, a quality woman doesn't do that.

quality woman

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She doesn't say yes right away.

↓

She says no to a man, for years, like, ten years.

years

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That's what a real woman does, okay?

real real-woman woman

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You know what you were acting like? A stupid little rich slut.

acting rich slut stupid

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And that's all that you are.

↓

How can you do this to me?

↓

Are you still talking?

↓

Go away, dumb-dumb.

dumb dumb-dumb

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Go run and hide. Go from me.

hide

↓

I don't want to see you anymore.

anymore

↓

Women, right?

women

↓

Ah, man, all right, cool.

cool

↓

I'm out! All right!

↓

I didn't see that coming.

coming

↓

No.

↓

Guess Charlie had the cruelest intentions of all, huh?

charlie intentions

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Uh, see? Feeling better?

feeling

↓

Yeah.

↓

You know, I-I've, um, I've been thinking about the restraining order.

order restraining restraining-order thinking

↓

You're gonna get rid of it?

↓

No. No, no.

↓

But, um, but I was thinking about reducing it from, like, a

thinking

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hundred feet to, like... 50 feet?

feet hundred

↓

Awesome! Okay.

awesome

↓

Okay.

↓

I can work with that.

↓

All right.

↓

Oh, so now? Starting now?

starting

↓

Yeah, probably.

↓

Could you just leave the soup there?

soup

↓

Uh... is this okay over here, or...?

↓

Uh, I don't think there's 50 feet in this room, so...

feet room

↓

I'll go down the hall. Okay.

hall

↓

I'll see you tomorrow.

tomorrow

↓

All right, well, that's fine.

↓

From a distance, though.

distance

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