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Silicon Valley

Season 4, Episode 10 — Server Error

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Silicon Valley

Episode title: Server Error

Air date: June 25, 2017

Director: Mike Judge

Top billed cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Zach Woods, Kumail Nanjiani, Martin Starr, Amanda Crew

Richard finds himself in a web of lies. Jared plans his exit. Jack bets big. Gavin plots a comeback.

Source: TMDB

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Oh! You only make that face when your dick is on fire.

dick face fire

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So, you're certain?

certain

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Definitively.

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The 36 HooliPhones that blew up at Hoolicon

blew

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and the 17 that blew up around the US

blew

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all had our code on them.

code

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Richard, these are real people

real richard

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with real crotches, and they're burning.

burning real

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We have to tell someone. This was our fault.

fault

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No. No, no. Keenan's demo was built to run on a $10,000 rig.

built demo

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Jack ported it to a phone in four days.

days four four-days jack phone

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They wrote sloppy code that's pinging

code sloppy wrote

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the antenna constantly, looking for the goggles.

constantly goggles looking

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That had to have caused the phone's antenna to draw too much power...

caused draw phones power

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Which would overheat the subpar battery.

battery

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And when we pinged our network on top of all that...

network

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- Dick fire. - Richard,

dick fire richard

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what happened to being Honest Abe from now on?

happened honest

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We committed a crime here.

committed crime

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- Barely, Jared. - The fact that we hacked those phones

barely fact hacked jared phones

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works in our favor. All of our code is hidden.

code favor hidden works

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Agreed. And when Hooli launches a new software update to fix the phones,

agreed phones software update

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our network will still be functional, Melcher will be happy,

functional happy network

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Monica will fund us, and no one will ever know what we did.

fund

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- I'll know! - Yes! I'll know too, but I'm okay with it.

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I'm sorry.

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What the fuck is this?

fuck

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I write three letters every time I start a job...

letters start three write

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a personal action plan,

action personal plan

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a letter to my 40-year-old self,

letter self

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and that, a resignation letter.

letter

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Uh, I'll be moving my things back into my condo.

condo moving

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- What about your squatter? - Oh, he's been out for months.

months

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He left to go sell cocaine at the Keystone Pipeline protests.

cocaine left pipeline sell

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I've just been staying in the garage out of solidarity.

garage solidarity staying

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You can't leave.

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- Don't beg, Richard. - I'm not.

richard

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According to the employee handbook,

according employee

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which you wrote, an employee cannot leave

cannot employee wrote

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without giving two weeks' notice.

giving notice weeks

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You... you read the handbook?

read

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- Yeah, I did. - All right, fine.

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I'll fulfill my duties under protest,

duties fulfill protest

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but I will not do anything illegal

illegal

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nor unethical, and I will not lie.

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I already have upwards of 50 burnt perinea on my conscience.

burnt conscience

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Richard, that's enough.

richard

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Consider that my two weeks' notice.

consider notice weeks

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All right. Keep an eye on HooliNews,

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and let me know when Jack announces the HooliPhone update.

jack update

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What do you mean you're not issuing a software update?

software update

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Who can say why the phone Gavin Belson brought to market

brought market phone

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started exploding when we put Keenan Feldspar's technology on it? Huh?

exploding started technology

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Is it Gavin's fault? Is it Keenan's fault? Is it 50-50? Who knows?

fault knows

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We need to change the narrative here.

change narrative

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Has anyone flown commercial recently?

commercial flown recently

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Nor have I, but apparently they're still making the announcements

announcements apparently

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at the gate about Samsung Galaxy Note 7 being banned.

banned galaxy gate note

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We can't have people believing that our phones blow up airplanes,

believing blow phones

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no matter how much Gavin and/or Keenan may have wanted it.

matter wanted

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It's lethal PR.

lethal

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We need to get ahead of this one,

ahead

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which is why I am going to pull

pull

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every last affected HooliPhone out of circulation

affected circulation

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and replace it in the next three days.

days replace three three-days

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That's over nine million devices.

devices million nine

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Gavin Belson had to move heaven and earth to get our China plants

china earth heaven plants

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up to a capacity of two million per day,

capacity million

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and his negotiations with labor were extremely delicate.

delicate extremely labor

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Well, China has never negotiated with Jack Barker.

china jack

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What you're proposing is staggeringly expensive

expensive proposing

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and borderline impossible.

borderline impossible

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We won't approve it.

approve

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I see. Uh...

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Slight hitch. I may have instructed my comms team

hitch slight team

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to issue a press release announcing the recall...

issue press recall release

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and it should be going out at...

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- Yeah, it's out. - Jack.

jack

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I'll tell you what: let's just gas up that HooliJet,

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and I am going to go ahead and go to China!

ahead china go-ahead

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So, every fucking HooliPhone that we're on

fucking

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is being pulled out of service and replaced

pulled replaced service

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with a new one that doesn't have our code on it.

code

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Half of our storage capacity just gone.

capacity gone half storage

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Where the fuck are we gonna put all of Melcher's data?

data fuck

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Wait. We have a server farm in the garage, right?

farm garage server

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Now, don't you think if Anton could've saved our ass,

couldve saved

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I would've suggested it by now?

suggested wouldve

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- Why can't it work? - What are you, fucking stupid?

fucking fucking-stupid stupid

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In order to hold that much data,

data order

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we would have to go RAID zero, no backup,

backup raid zero

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so if we lose even one platter,

lose platter

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we lose Melcher's data... permanently.

data lose permanently

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Plus, in Anton's present condition,

condition plus present

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I'm afraid he might totally melt down.

afraid melt might

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- We have to call Melcher. - No, we are not calling Melcher.

calling

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If we tell him about any of this, that would be suicide.

suicide

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Look, if we're gonna die, let's just die.

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Why do we have to take Anton with us?

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Jesus, man. You know that thing's not alive, right?

alive jesus

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- Fuck your dumb machine. - Wait. Do you?

dumb fuck machine

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Do you actually fuck your dumb machine?

dumb fuck machine

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- Is that the secret on your phone? - Fuck you.

fuck phone secret

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- Fuck you! Do you raw-dog it? - Guys. Guys. Guys!

fuck

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Or do you put a condom on your tiny penis and fuck it in safe mode?

condom fuck mode penis safe tiny

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Just fuck each other and get it over with. "Oh, Anton, fuck me!"

fuck

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I will fuck both of you...

fuck

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- Gentlemen! This is Gladys. - Fuck you.

fuck gentlemen gladys

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She's interviewing to be my replacement.

replacement

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Hello.

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I like your sweater.

sweater

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Maybe let's talk outside.

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- Great. - It's just right through here.

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Gilfoyle, Anton is going to be fine, okay?

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Just spin him up. Please?

spin

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All right, buddy.

buddy

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Let's see what you're made of.

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Outstanding.

outstanding

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I'm sorry that you had to witness that scene in there.

scene witness

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It probably gave you the impression that the company is in disarray,

company impression

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but I can assure you, there's a very simple explanation for that.

assure explanation simple

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- It... it is. - Sorry?

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Yeah, even setting aside our CEO's sexual distortion,

aside setting sexual

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adultery, and lowbrow scatlogical vandalism,

vandalism

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we're still essentially a... a criminal operation

criminal essentially operation

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whose only real product is dangerous malware.

dangerous malware product real

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I see you're fluent in Japanese.

japanese

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Are... are you gonna be comfortable with casual racism?

casual comfortable racism

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I'm sorry. What happened here?

happened

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Uh, arson.

arson

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- Hsst! Gavin. - What?

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That wasn't really breakfast, was it?

breakfast

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Yeah.

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- Seriously? - Shh!

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What are you doing?

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Well, I'm watching an episode of House.

episode house watching

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Put that fucking thing away.

fucking

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Are you afraid it's gonna blow up?

afraid blow

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'Cause it won't. It's not a HooliPhone.

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Why would a HooliPhone blow up?

blow

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Hey! We're done with the migrating!

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How's it going in here?

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Don't touch the fucking lights. One surge and we're dead.

dead fucking lights surge touch

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- What the fuck? - What?

fuck

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Oh, the eyes. They're contacts.

contacts eyes

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Okay, how we looking?

looking

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Jesus Christ!

christ jesus jesus-christ

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I broke my glasses. I don't have an extra pair,

broke extra glasses pair

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so I had to pull these out of a drawer. I had 'em made for All Hallows' Eve.

drawer pull

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I was a cat.

↓

How are we looking? Did it all fit?

looking

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Yes, but Anton is overheating already.

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We're about to fry three of our platters.

three

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I said this was a bad idea.

idea

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Fuck. What are we gonna do?

fuck

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Excuse me. Just FYI, Gladys turned us down.

excuse gladys turned

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Oh, hey, Richard, long time, no talk.

richard

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Yeah, we've all been busy, so.

busy

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- Oh yeah? - Yeah. Hey, listen, Big Head,

head

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do you think I could get your Stanford login

stanford

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so I can access the faculty server array?

access faculty server

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Oh jeez. Uh, I don't think I can do that, man.

jeez

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Sure you can, man. Just click on "Forgot password."

click forgot password

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No, um, it-it... it's just, um, I'm kinda on super-thin ice

kinda super thin

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with the head of the CS department right now.

department head

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After Erlich's whole SeeFood thing,

whole

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Stanford started looking into my academic background,

academic background looking stanford started

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realized that I don't really have one,

realized

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and now I'm on probation,

probation

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and they've got this real teacher sitting in, watching me.

real sitting teacher watching

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That is... that is a bummer. But hey, Big Head,

bummer head

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they do, um, genome sequence analysis on the Sherlock cluster.

analysis sequence sherlock

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They're not gonna notice a few more measly petabytes, all right?

notice

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We'll just get on and get off before anyone even notices we're there.

notices

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Yeah? Come on, man. I need this, all right? I wouldn't ask you otherwise.

otherwise

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All right. My username is "password"

password

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and my password is "password."

password

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Your username is "password"?

password

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It was just easier.

easier

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Okay, Big Head came through.

head

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I've already reserved the resources.

reserved resources

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We can start the transfer whenever we're ready.

ready start transfer

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Slight problem. I can't get online.

online problem slight

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What the fuck?

fuck

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I can't get on either.

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Gilfoyle, did you fry the fucking router again?

fucking

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No!

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Jared! Did you pay the broadband bill?

bill jared

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No. I mean, we don't have the funds.

funds

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- What? - I tried to bring it to your attention,

attention bring tried

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but you said, "Fuck off, Mom."

fuck

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Wait.

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Are you telling me Anton is completely cut off from the outside world?

completely telling world

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Which means Melcher's data is offline.

data

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We're in breach.

breach

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Shit. Okay, uh...

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you guys keep Anton alive. I will... figure something out.

alive figure

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A product recall on that scale?

product recall scale

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What the fuck is Barker thinking?

fuck thinking

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Uh, I was only at eight percent,

eight percent

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so if you could close some applications.

applications close

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Cell phone?

cell cell-phone phone

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Lama-la, I... I need to know what Hooli stock is doing.

stock

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Enlightenment...

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or ignorance.

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You must choose.

choose must

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Erlich, get the bags.

bags

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Richard Hendricks. What's up?

richard

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Hi. I was just calling to let you know that, um...

calling

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we're gonna have to take the network down

network

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just for a little bit for some routine maintenance,

maintenance routine

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so your data might be inaccessible.

data might

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What?

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Yeah. Oh, just for an hour or two.

hour

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- Nothing major. - Richard...

major richard

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you're supposed to give me 72 hours' notice for any disruption of service.

hours notice service supposed

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No, I know, I know, I know, but this is just to improve

improve

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- your user experience, because we care. - Falling! Falling!

care experience falling user

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What the fuck are you doing?

fuck

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- Would you fucking... - Is everything okay over there?

fucking

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Yeah. "Okay"? Yeah. Yeah.

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Dan. Danny, Dan-Dan.

danny

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It's totally normal. Totally normal.

normal

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Look, as long as you have it back online, you know,

online

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- before we open in the morning. - Yes, of course.

course morning open

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Hey, you want to talk to Liz?

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- No. No, no. I... - I'm gonna go get some cake from the back.

cake

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Why? They bring it to us.

bring

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That's okay. I'm just gonna... go to them.

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All right. She's going to them.

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- Never get married, Richard. - Women, right?

married richard women

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- I'll talk to you. Yes. - Bye.

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We'll go to them.

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Guys, we'll go to them.

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- Who? - Stanford!

stanford

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If we move Anton to Stanford, we can plug him directly into the cluster,

directly plug stanford

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and we'll be back online before Fiduciated opens. It's perfect.

online opens perfect

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Yeah, except for the part about moving Anton to fucking Stanford.

except fucking moving part stanford

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How the fuck are we gonna do that?

fuck

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We take him apart, move him, put him back together.

apart

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- That's insane. - Okay, well,

insane

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unless you happen to have a three-mile long Ethernet cable

cable happen mile three

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hidden up your fucking asshole, that's the plan!

asshole fucking fucking-asshole hidden plan

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Is Big Head gonna be okay with us just showing up

head showing

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with three tons of unauthorized equipment?

equipment three tons

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Yeah! I just spoke to him on the phone.

phone spoke

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He was like, "Uh, yeah."

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Okay, do it. I'll get the truck. I'll get a truck.

truck

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You know, I flew all the way here,

flew

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to Tibet, on my own dime.

dime

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You've killed my battery.

battery killed

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I don't feel the slightest bit more spiritually centered.

slightest

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Can this thing go any faster?

faster

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- Richard. - Oh. Yeah.

richard

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Okay. Thank you, Jared.

jared

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Uh, so, what... what time did Big Head say he needed us there?

head needed

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I don't know. He said whenever.

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Typically, campus security requires a specific window

campus requires security specific typically window

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- for deliveries of this size. - Okay.

size

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Did you send him an inventory, so that he could request

inventory request send

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and clear a static IP address for each server?

address clear server static

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No. No. I wouldn't worry about it.

worry

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Maybe I'll just give him a call.

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Nah, it's fine. It's fine. It'll be fine.

itll

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- Well, maybe I'll just text him. - Jared! Oh my God!

jared text

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Just... just stop with the second-guessing, hand-wringing,

guessing hand second

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pearl-clutching bullshit, okay, for just, like, a fucking minute.

bullshit fucking minute pearl

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You know what? Um, I waive your two weeks.

weeks

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- You can go. - What?

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You wanted to go? Go.

wanted

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Bye. Thanks.

thanks

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I'll order a Lyft home and...

home order

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What the fuck was that? You fired him?

fired fuck

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He already quit, remember?

quit remember

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Besides, he was being a fucking asshole.

asshole besides fucking fucking-asshole

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Jared was being an asshole?

asshole jared

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Do you want to go with him?

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Because, if you haven't noticed,

noticed

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if we don't get this shit to Stanford

stanford

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and all set up by 9:00 a.m.,

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we are fucked!

fucked

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Okay, listen up, everybody,

everybody

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here's the deal.

deal

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I was just talking to your foreman, Jung-Sho...

foreman

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and he seems to feel that you are all working at maximum capacity

capacity maximum seems working

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and that you cannot work any harder.

cannot harder

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But I have just flown from America,

america flown

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and I'm here to prove to you that he is wrong.

prove

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You can work harder, much harder.

harder

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How? With a little system I like to call

system

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the conjoined triangles of success!

conjoined success triangles

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Come on.

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Breaking news.

breaking breaking-news news

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Hooli CEO Jack Barker

jack

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has been taken hostage by workers

hostage taken workers

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at a Hooli factory in China,

china factory

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which produces cell phones.

cell cell-phones phones

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I want everyone to know I haven't been harmed...

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and the workers here have assured me

assured workers

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that I will only be held as their honored guest

guest held honored

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until Hooli has met their very reasonable request

reasonable request

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for fair wages and for humane conditions.

conditions fair

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On a more personal note, honey...

honey note personal

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I have to stop now.

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All right.

↓

Holy shit. I think we can actually make it.

holy

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All right.

↓

Okay.

↓

What the fuck?

fuck

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Shit. We must've left the work lights on all night.

left lights mustve night

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Well, do we have jumper cables?

cables jumper

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- Jared did. - Triple-A?

jared triple

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- Sounds like a Jared thing. - Wait.

jared sounds

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Aren't Anton's racks full of backup batteries?

backup batteries full

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Okay. How much longer?

longer

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Give us a minute. We just need to connect a few more.

connect minute

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Uh, try it now.

↓

Just fuck the batteries! We don't need 'em! Let's go!

batteries fuck

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- Okay, hold on. - Oh my God, just throw them away!

throw

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Okay, dude. Go, go.

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Oh Jesus! Shit.

jesus

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Oh, hey, Ashley. That was close.

ashley close

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Well, look, it won't be the last time you stop traffic, huh?

traffic

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Little hottie.

hottie

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But not now, when you're older.

older

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I'm sorry, we have to... We have to go. Bye.

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Back the fuck up, please. Thank you.

fuck

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Big Head. Hey, I need you to meet me at the loading dock

dock head loading meet

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behind Spilker in 10 minutes. I'll explain there.

behind explain minutes

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Now's not really a great time, Richard.

nows richard

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I'm sort of in the middle of something.

middle

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Wait. You said you already explained.

explained

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Yeah, I know. I did. Yeah, it's just... Big Head.

head

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Come on, buddy, I need you.

buddy

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Okay. Be right there.

↓

Can I go to the bathroom?

bathroom

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Are you sure? We don't want to inconvenience you.

inconvenience

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It's no trouble at all, and there's no need to send a negotiator.

send trouble

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I'm in Tibet. It's right next door.

door

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Well, we'd be grateful to have this in such good hands.

grateful hands

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We've missed you, Gavin.

missed

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Perhaps when you return, we...

perhaps return

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Please. The only thing I'm concerned with right now

concerned

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is bringing our boy home safe.

bringing home safe

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Fuck you, Jack Barker!

fuck jack

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Hah!

↓

Hey.

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Opium? Are you fucking kidding me?

fucking fucking-kidding kidding

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I was on the phone for, like, three minutes.

minutes phone three three-minutes

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Big... Head.

head

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Come on, get up.

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We need to get to the airstrip.

↓

_

↓

_

↓

_

↓

_

↓

_

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Shit. Shit. Come on. Let's go, let's go.

↓

Start unloading it. Come on.

start unloading

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Hey, man, so did you ever transfer all that data?

data transfer

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No, we just gotta unload our servers near the Sherlock arrays.

near servers sherlock unload

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Servers? Richard, man, I told you, now is not a good time for this.

richard servers

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- I know, I know, I know. - You dick.

dick

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You never told Big Head

head

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- we were bringing Anton here, did you? - Who's Anton?

bringing

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He's everything that's packed into the back

packed

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of this giant fucking truck.

fucking giant truck

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And you want to set it all up here?

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Oh, dude, come on.

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I told you I'm, like, so close to getting fired.

close fired

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Big Head, come on. It's just for a bit.

head

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Richard, you specifically told us that Big Head said this was okay.

head richard specifically

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That's what you fucking told us!

fucking

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You lied to our faces again.

faces lied

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Come on, guys, we don't have time for this.

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You were just going to show up and fucking steamroll him?

fucking

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That was your whole plan? He's your oldest friend,

friend oldest plan whole whole-plan

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and you're okay just getting him fired?

fired

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He's Big Head!

head

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He's gonna fall ass-backward into something, you know?

fall

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- He always does. - I'm not doing it.

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- What? - I'm out too.

↓

Now? We're-we're-we're... we're so...

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We... we got it. We're here. W-we did it.

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You... hypocrites.

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You fucking hypocrites.

fucking

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When I wouldn't use the fake users, you called me a pussy.

called fake pussy users

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When I wouldn't lie on the stand,

stand

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you called me a pussy.

called pussy

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But now, when I'm actually doing

↓

what you've been wanting me to do, you quit?

quit wanting

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You're the pussies. You are the pussies.

pussies

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I'm the only one that's trying to fucking...

fucking

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save what we do here!

save

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All this time we spent building this thing, and now,

building spent

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now it falls apart because you two don't fucking do it?

apart falls fucking

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- This is too much for you? Well, fuck you! - Hey, guys?

fuck

↓

This is fine.

↓

- What? - Yeah, my bad.

↓

I thought you were talking about a lot more stuff.

stuff

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Gre...

↓

- Oh... - Fuck.

fuck

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Fuck.

fuck

↓

So, anyways, my office is unlocked

anyways office unlocked

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if you guys just wanna, like, toss that on my desk or whatever.

desk toss

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I should probably get back, though,

↓

before that teacher guy gets me in trouble.

teacher trouble

↓

I'll see you guys.

↓

How?

↓

Who?

↓

You had me open up the back... to get the batteries,

batteries open

↓

and then you told me not to put them back,

↓

so... no one...

↓

You know who would've remembered to close the door?

close door remembered wouldve

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Jared.

jared

↓

It's Melcher.

↓

Good luck with that.

luck

↓

_

↓

Richard.

richard

↓

Can I come in?

↓

Umm... I have company.

company

↓

Is there a girl in there?

girl

↓

How many girls are in there?

girls

↓

Richard, what do you want from me? Nothing, it's just...

richard

↓

you were right about all of it.

↓

I killed Anton,

killed

↓

and, uh, I lost all of Melcher's data,

data lost

↓

everybody fucking hates me,

everybody fucking hates

↓

and I'm basically one blood boy away from being Gavin Belson.

blood

↓

I did not...

↓

run the company with integrity...

company integrity

↓

but...

↓

I'm gonna end it with some.

↓

I'm going to Melcher's office, and I'm coming clean.

clean coming office

↓

Anyway...

↓

I'm really fucking sorry, man.

fucking

↓

Well, I'll leave you alone now.

alone

↓

Hey. "This guy fucks."

fucks

↓

Richard!

richard

↓

- What's this? - It's a job application.

application

↓

I'd like to submit myself for a position with Pied Piper.

piper position submit

↓

I'd really like to be there till the bitter end.

bitter till

↓

"Lordy, Lordy, looks who's 40."

↓

That's the wrong one.

↓

I gotta say, Gavin...

↓

when that storeroom door opened,

door opened

↓

and I saw your face grinning down at me,

face

↓

I thought it was an angel.

angel

↓

When we get home, I'm going to do everything in my power

home power

↓

to get you back in the good graces of the Hooli board.

board

↓

I can use a fellow of your talents, sir.

fellow talents

↓

That's very gracious of you, Jack. Thank you.

gracious jack

↓

Welcome aboard, gentlemen.

aboard gentlemen welcome welcome-aboard

↓

Our flying time to Mountain View is 11 hours and 36 minutes,

flying hours minutes mountain view

↓

and we will be stopping off in Jackson Hole first.

hole jackson stopping

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Oh. Stopping off at Jackson Hole, are you, Gavin?

hole jackson stopping

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No, Jack. You are.

jack

↓

Jackson Hole is definitively out of the way. Everyone knows that.

hole jackson knows

↓

But I don't mind dropping you off first,

dropping mind

↓

this one last time.

↓

Hey. What are you guys doing here?

↓

Jared called us.

called jared

↓

If you're gonna eat a giant plate of steaming hot shit,

giant plate steaming

↓

we figured it should probably be a team effort.

effort figured team

↓

Okay. Thanks.

thanks

↓

Uh, I'll go check in.

check

↓

Hi, could you tell Dan Melcher that Richard Hendricks

richard

↓

and the guys from Pied Piper are here to see him?

piper

↓

You guys are Pied Piper? The guys who built

built piper

↓

our data storage network? It's awesome.

awesome data network storage

↓

Oh. yeah, it was awesome until it crashed this morning.

awesome crashed morning

↓

I was just using it two minutes ago. It's working fine.

minutes using working

↓

- Really? - Yeah.

↓

Uh... what's he talking about?

↓

It's up.

↓

All of Melcher's data is there.

data

↓

How is that possible?

possible

↓

What are those devices? Those aren't phones.

devices phones

↓

Why the fuck are you laughing?

fuck laughing

↓

You look fucking insane right now.

fucking insane

↓

Look at that OUI prefixes in these MAC addresses.

addresses

↓

Yeah, okay, so what are those?

↓

Smart fridges.

smart

↓

About 30,000 of them.

↓

Come again?

↓

Jian-Yang's smart fridge must have been self-correcting.

fridge must self smart

↓

In order to fit my "Suck it, Jian-Yang" video onto his fridge,

fridge order suck video yang

↓

I had to add Pied Piper libraries to the firmware.

piper

↓

Other smart fridges must've seen this as an update.

mustve seen smart update

↓

- What? - The smart fridges talk to each other,

smart

↓

and they share the new software.

share software

↓

Right, so when we put that data onto Anton,

data

↓

the last thing he did before he died

died

↓

was back himself up onto a huge network of smart fridges.

huge network smart

↓

Anton died so we could live.

died live

↓

Like Jesus.

jesus

↓

Oh fuck.

fuck

↓

Guys, do you realize what just happened?

happened realize

↓

We're still alive. The network is stable.

alive network stable

↓

- Mm-hmm. - The new Internet works,

internet works

↓

and this is the proof.

proof

↓

- We did it! - Yes, we did.

↓

Wait a minute.

minute

↓

If Melcher never lost access to his data, what's he so upset about?

access data lost upset

↓

Richard! Richard! I'm so sorry.

richard

↓

We were tasting cakes, and then you called,

cakes called tasting

↓

- and then it just... came out. - What came out?

↓

- You son of a bitch! - Save yourself!

bitch save

↓

I'm guessing there's a story here.

guessing story

↓

- Stand down! No, no, no! - That's it! Help!

stand

↓

- Gavin. - Mmm.

↓

I like your hair.

hair

↓

I like your eye.

↓

Yeah, I... I got it from a woman.

woman

↓

She didn't hit me. No, the man did...

↓

because of sex... that I gave to her.

↓

So... welcome home,

home welcome welcome-home

↓

and congratulations on getting your business back.

business congratulations

↓

Thank you. And I should congratulate you

congratulate

↓

on your remarkable tech breakthrough.

breakthrough remarkable tech

↓

I hear you're swimming in funding offers.

funding offers swimming

↓

A few. I think we're gonna go with Bream-Hall.

hall

↓

- They seem to get us. - You haven't seen all the offers yet.

offers seen

↓

Richard, we were partners once.

partners richard

↓

I'd like to do it again.

↓

This is an acquisition offer,

acquisition offer

↓

and it will make you a very wealthy man.

wealthy

↓

Let's do this together.

↓

That's very kind of you.

↓

- But... - Richard, at least look it over.

least richard

↓

I can help you get exactly where you want to go.

↓

I'm pretty sure I know where I want to go and how to get there.

↓

If you reject me now, Richard, I will come after you. I'll devour you.

devour reject richard

↓

Think very carefully about what you're doing here.

carefully

↓

Here's what I think, Gavin.

↓

I think my decentralized Internet

internet

↓

threatens Hooli's box business model.

business business-model model

↓

I think, basically, you are just a server company now,

company server

↓

and we intend to make servers obsolete.

intend servers

↓

So, I think perhaps in the end, I will be the one devouring you.

perhaps

↓

I gave you that patent.

patent

↓

Thanks.

thanks

↓

Fair enough, Richard.

fair richard

↓

I shall look forward to the fight.

fight forward

↓

Right back at you, Gavy, baby.

baby

↓

Gavin.

↓

Oh, um, did Erlich ever show up in Tibet?

↓

No.

↓

Jesus. What the hell did he order?

jesus order

↓

No. No. no, no, no.

↓

No, no, no, no. Stop. Stop it. Stop it.

↓

No. Don't.