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Season 4, Episode 5 — The Blood Boy

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Show: Silicon Valley
Episode title: The Blood Boy
Air date: May 21, 2017
Director: Tim Roche
Top billed cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Zach Woods, Kumail Nanjiani, Martin Starr, Amanda Crew
Cracks in Richard's latest partnership become more apparent when he's forced to deal with an unexpected interloper. Dinesh scrambles to find a way out of his new relationship as things get more serious. After learning of surprising developments afoot at Raviga, Monica has trouble deciding which horse to back.
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This is where it all began, gentlemen.
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The birthplace of Hooli.
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Peter Gregory's mother's garage.
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That was Peter's workstation.
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This was mine.
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Things sure have changed.
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But in a way, they've stayed exactly the same.
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As we forge our new path together,
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we must remain focused on what's really important...
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not material success or wealth,
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but this, the spirit of innovation...
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a few coders, some ramen, and a dream.
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And that is why I brought you here.
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All right. Let me show you the rest of the place.
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Ah. You've got a garage inside your garage.
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Impressive.
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- sync and corrections by Mr. C - - www.addic7ed.com -
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I'll move you in as soon as construction is complete.
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It's going to be exquisite.
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Frank Gehry has really outdone himself.
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Yeah. Frank is the fucking best.
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He does all my buildings.
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Okay, guys. We're all set up.
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Shall we?
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Yes! Let's do it, of course.
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All right. So, in building this peer-to-peer Internet,
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the paradox that we're up against is
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that people won't want to participate until the quality is high,
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and the quality won't be high until, um...
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and the quality won't be high
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until we have a lot of people opt in to the network,
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so that presents a little bit of a-a... a unique...
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Continue.
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Oh. Uh, okay.
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It presents a bit of a problem what with
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that we kind of need to build... Oh.
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Uh...
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Richard, everything okay?
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I don't know. Is it?
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Oh, sorry. Guys, Bryce. Bryce, guys.
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Uh, actually, we've met.
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Oh. Hey, Donald.
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Uh, it's Jared now.
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So, Gavin. Bryce is...?
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Very discreet.
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Keep going. This is great.
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Uh, is Bryce your assistant?
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No, of course not. He's my transfusion associate.
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Which is?
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Are you really not familiar with parabiosis?
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Can't say that I am.
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Well, the science is actually pretty fascinating.
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Regular transfusions of the blood of a younger, physically fit donor
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can significantly retard the aging process.
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And Bryce is a picture of health.
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Just look at him. He looks like a Nazi propaganda poster.
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Oh.
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♪ ♪
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This is quite the baby shower.
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I bet you think you're some big swinging dick,
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now that you're getting invited to all these fancy VC soirees.
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Yes. My dick is very enormous...
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and my app made Raviga a lot of money.
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And I still pay no rent.
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Nobody likes a braggart, Jian-Yang.
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Hey, guys.
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Hello. Congratulations. You're pregnant.
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No, no, no. No, she... No, she... No, no.
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Uh-uh.
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FYI, Monica,
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my invite must have gotten lost in the e-mail,
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but young Jinathin was kind enough
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to add me as his plus-one.
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Don't look at me. This is all Ed Chen's doing.
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Is that Aarush Agrawal?
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Mm-hmm. - I thought he retired.
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He's still on the board.
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What would a cofounder of Raviga be doing...
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at a baby shower?
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- How often is he even in the building? - Like once a year.
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Ed Chen threw this whole thing just to suck up to Laurie.
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Monica...
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this is not a baby shower.
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This is a coup.
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What are you talking about?
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Ed Chen didn't throw this party to impress Laurie.
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He threw it to oust her.
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Invite all these misogynistic A-holes
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who think that pregnancy is a weakness,
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convince them that she's shirking
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her responsibilities at Raviga.
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You said it yourself,
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there's more dick in here
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than a synthetic pussy convention.
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I didn't say anything close to that.
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- No? - No.
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Regardless, Ed Chen and Aarush are bro'ing down.
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I suggest you get in before you get cut out.
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You see this guy?
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Tequila shots at a baby shower.
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You want me to join the frat house?
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Unfortunately, in this climate, Monica,
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- you either bro down or you go down. - Monica.
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Laurie is also pregnant.
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Jian-Yang, are you drinking creamer?
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It's half-half.
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♪ ♪
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Which brings us to our one final, crucial question.
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What value can we offer now to the user
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to entice them to download the app and opt in to our network?
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And the answer is...
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the brand-new Pied Piper app.
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The app will take all of the data
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on a person's phone and compress it,
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freeing up 20 percent more storage.
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They can have half of that free memory,
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while we will take the other half,
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walled off on their phone, for our own future use.
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- It's a win-win. - Mmm.
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That's very well thought out.
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Well done, gentlemen.
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So, when do we announce?
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Announce what?
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Richard, when I do something, it's news.
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Don't you think you want to lean into that?
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We'll announce, rack up huge user interest,
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and then do a massive public launch at scale.
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Uh, no. We planned this under the assumption
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that it would be rolling out quietly
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and not really talking about our ultimate intentions.
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Besides, rolling out at scale is a completely different model
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with vastly different technical and business challenges.
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And we're not prepared for that. No. I think we'd all agree
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that a... a stealth rollout would be best for this one.
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Mmm.
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Bryce?
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Did you have a thought?
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Uh, well...
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you know, it just seems like a missed opportunity.
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I mean, shouldn't you figure out
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how a big launch would work
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before you just say no to it?
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- Hmm. - Or... Or not.
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You know, it's not my company.
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That is so true.
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You know, Richard, Bryce makes a good point.
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Why don't you guys just whip up an alternate launch plan
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with a big public rollout, and then we can compare apples to apples.
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Gavin, all-all... all due respect.
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This plan took two weeks to develop.
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Hard work is the price of greatness,
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so let's get to work.
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Woo!
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Well, this meeting was just absolutely fucking great!
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Richard, Donald... Goldfoil!
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Woo!
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Go team!
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Woo!
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Uh... the fuck just happened?
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- Hey, Bryce? - Yeah?
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Wh... uh, next time you're at a meeting of our company,
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of which you are not a part of in any respect,
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can you please keep your little ideas to yourself?
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I'm... I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm just trying to be helpful.
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Well, you weren't, at all.
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I mean, we had him on our side,
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because I'd basically just convinced Gavin
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that a stealth rollout was the best idea.
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Uh, you know, well, I...
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It's just a stealth rollout doesn't sound like the way to go to me.
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What-What... What are you talking about?
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I mean, Gavin has obviously had a lot more success than you, Richard,
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and I just think having an asset like Gavin Belson
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- on your side... - What'd you say?
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- You dick! - Whoa!
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You dick! You dick!
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- Okay. - Whoa. All right.
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- Fuck you! - Okay. It's okay.
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay. It's okay.
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This is already the best job I ever had.
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♪ ♪
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I don't know what to say. I am so, so sorry.
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I just couldn't let Bryce talk to you like that.
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- Did I frighten you? - No.
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Fuck him, right?
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And fuck Gavin.
fuck