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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 11, Episode 3 — The Gang Hits the Slopes

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: The Gang Hits the Slopes

Air date: January 20, 2016

Director: Heath Cullens

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

Dennis and Frank square off against Dee and Mac for control of the mountain, while Charlie learns that the slopes have their own set of rules.

Source: TMDB

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Holy shit!

holy

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Holy shit, that is steep!

holy steep

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Trust me, this is the best way to learn.

best learn trust

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You're gonna be fine, man.

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The mountain is a majestical place

mountain place

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where you push your limits and you maximize your potential.

limits potential push

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No, the mountain is a place where you party, man,

mountain party place

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Yeah, but we're not in a movie.

movie

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- I mean, we're gonna get hurt. - We're not gonna get hurt.

hurt

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- The rules for what? - Everything, dude.

rules

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You've seen those '80s movies.

movies seen

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What do I do with my hands? How do I ski?

hands

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Well, you're supposed to have poles.

poles supposed

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Uh... You know what, hold on to these guys for balance.

balance

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- These are glass. - Yeah.

glass

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- And don't break 'em, bitch. - What is this,

bitch break

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- a double black diamond? - I wish it was a triple black.

black diamond double triple wish

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Dudes, let's shred.

dudes shred

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I remember

remember

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Saw her again

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In a magazine

magazine

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Front cover

cover front

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Big star

star

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Showing things

showing

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That I'd never seen

seen

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Well, maybe...

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Whoo, yeah!

whoo

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Still got it, baby!

baby

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Rip city!

city

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Wonder how Charlie's doing.

charlies wonder

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Whoa! Whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa

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Uh...

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Yeah!

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Another beautiful day at Alpine Ridge.

another ridge

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End of the season is right around the corner,

corner season

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so get those turns in while you can,

turns

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and don't forget to sign up for the big race this Sunday,

forget race sign sunday

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which will determine the best skier on the mountain.

best determine mountain

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That was totally insane. I mean, I can't believe

believe insane

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- you guys can ski like that. - Hmm?

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It's just nuts. I'm not doing it again, man.

nuts

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What are you talking about? It's so dangerous.

dangerous

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No. You did a great job, man. Hey, look, is your body hurt?

body hurt

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- No. - You okay?

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- Yeah. - That's 'cause it's mountain rules, man.

mountain rules

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I don't get that, though. I just feel like I got lucky.

lucky

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Nah. You just need to learn to use your edges a little bit more.

edges learn

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- Learn to turn... - Right down the mountain!

learn mountain

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No, I don't think I'm gonna be doing that.

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I'm gonna get a sensible meal, head back to my room,

head meal room sensible

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log in my times,

times

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chart my progress, 'cause I'm gonna win.

chart progress

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Win what?

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- At skiing. - Oh, hey.

skiing

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What's shakin', brother?

brother shakin

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Oh, what's shakin'? Well, I'll tell you

shakin

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what's shakin'. These skis, quite literally.

shakin

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I want to make first tracks.

tracks

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You guys need helmets?

helmets

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Uh, I'll take a helmet. While you're back there,

helmet

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could you slap a sticker on the side of mine

side slap sticker

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that says "pussy"?

pussy

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Whatever, dude. Part of what makes skiing so fun

fun makes part skiing

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is that your brains could get bashed in at any moment.

bashed brains moment

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- Mmm-hmm. - Yeah,

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it didn't used to always be this way.

used

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Hot babes, cold brews. And now I hear some

babes cold

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corporate stooge wants to turn this place into a private resort

corporate place private resort wants

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- for rich CEOs. - They can't do that to Party Mountain.

mountain party party-mountain rich

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It's not called Party Mountain. It's called Alpine Ridge.

called mountain party party-mountain ridge

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There's one of those yuppie vultures now.

vultures

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Don't worry.

worry

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We got this covered.

covered

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Show this fat-cat asshole what's what! Eat this, bitch!

asshole bitch

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- Ahh! - Oh, shit.

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We thought you were some jerk-off who bought the mountain.

bought jerk mountain

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I am the jerk-off who bought the mountain.

bought jerk mountain

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- What? - I'm turning it into a members-only resort

members resort turning

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Whoa! That sounds amazing, Frank.

amazing frank sounds whoa

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- I'm in. I'm in. - What are you talking about?

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And ruin Party Mountain?

mountain party party-mountain ruin

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You know, who cares about your stupid plans?

cares plans stupid

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- Let's go rage, Dee. - Hang on a second.

hang rage second

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I'm, like, so lost.

lost

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So, uh, who do I go with in this situation?

situation

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amongst swine and savages, like you would on any other day,

amongst savages swine

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or... you could get the most out of this mountain.

mountain

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And you could get the most out of yourself

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by joining an elite class of athletes and gentlemen alike.

alike athletes class elite gentlemen joining

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- Right, Frank? - Yes.

frank

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Huh. That sounds kind of cool.

cool sounds

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- Yeah. - All right, you guys go.

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Why should I go with you?

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- Go with them. - Who cares? We're here for two days.

cares days

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- You guys it is! - All right.

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Hey-yo!

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Hey, man. Remember us from the ski shop?

remember shop

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- Yeah! - Come on in.

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Yeah!

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Awesome. Awesome.

awesome awesome-awesome

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Well, looks like you guys had a real shit-kicker last night, huh?

kicker night real

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Rager!

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Oh, oh, the cans.

cans

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- Oh. - Mmm.

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That's my roommate, Turkey.

roommate turkey

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We call him Turkey, 'cause his favorite drink is Wild Turkey.

drink favorite turkey wild

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- Awesome! Yes! - Oh, badass!

awesome badass

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What are you, coming from a Gatsby party?

coming party

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No, I was in court all day.

court

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- Oh. - Mmm.

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That's a bit of a downer. Yeah.

downer

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Yeah, pretty much.

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Hey. Hey, Roach. Roach, come meet some people.

meet

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Who stole my goddamn burrito?

burrito goddamn stole

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Did you come in it?

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Did you come in my burrito?

burrito

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I didn't come in your burrito! I wouldn't do that to you!

burrito

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He's a little squirrelly from the concussions.

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Like I said, no helmets back in the day.

helmets

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Guys, I got to admit, this is, uh...

admit

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It's not as much of a party vibe as it is a, uh...

party vibe

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- A pathetic vibe. - Yeah.

pathetic vibe

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Yeah, I mean, come on, this used to be Party Mountain,

mountain party party-mountain used

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you know, and Babe Manor, that's the capital of Party Mountain.

babe capital mountain party party-mountain

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- Yeah. - When was the last time

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Oh, uh... My daughter stopped by about six weeks ago.

daughter stopped weeks

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- Served me a court summons. - I say count it.

count court served

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- No, don't. Don't count it. - Oh, guys, guys,

count

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guys, guys, don't you miss the old days,

days miss

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when you were the kings of this mountain?

kings mountain

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I do.

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Let's take back this mountain!

mountain

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Why don't you guys dig deep and show me those inner party animals.

animals deep inner party

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Let's crush some brews!

crush

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Let's empty some cans!

cans empty

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- Yeah! Whoo! - Yeah!

whoo

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Hey, hey, hey!

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- Rent money! - No, no.

money rent

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- No, no, no, no, no. - Whoa, no, no.

whoa

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- Drink 'em. - Drink 'em.

drink

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Oh, yeah, it's been so long, I forgot.

forgot

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Let's drink 'em, then recycle!

drink recycle

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Yeah!

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- Sure. Yeah. - Okay.

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high-speed lifts, five-star lodging, and a state-of-the-art spa.

five five-star lifts speed star state

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Well, Frank, it's marvelous.

frank marvelous

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- Thank you. - There's only one thing missing.

missing

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What's that?

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- The Dennis Reynolds Ski Academy. - Could be a good idea

academy dennis dennis-reynolds idea reynolds

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to get a model of that.

model

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- What are you doing? - Hmm?

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What are you doing, eating a tree?

eating tree

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Yeah, I thought this was made out of candy.

candy

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It's a plastic tree, Charlie. It's not made out of candy.

candy charlie plastic tree

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You said that this was a candy model.

candy model

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- I never said it was a candy model. - I believe I heard

believe candy heard model

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you mention it was a model made out of candy.

candy mention model

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Well, let's just focus on the banquet that I'm having tomorrow night

banquet focus having night tomorrow tomorrow-night

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to entice local investors.

investors local

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It'd be a good idea to get a model of the banquet.

banquet idea model

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We could make that candy.

candy

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I'd like to get a visual on that banquet.

banquet visual

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- And we may as well make it candy. - It should be candy.

candy

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The only model that you should know is Tatiana.

model tatiana

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Tatiana, come in here.

tatiana

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Meet Tatiana.

meet tatiana

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She came all the way from Bulgaria

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to hand-deliver her finest caviar.

deliver finest hand

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Nicely done, Frank.

frank nicely

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She'll be a fitting reward for me after I win the big race.

fitting race reward shell

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Until then,

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Tatiana, I want you to clean yourself,

clean tatiana

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for I will enter you hard and deep,

deep enter hard

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and it will last for as long or as short as I please.

short

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But you will be clean.

clean

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Only when you are clean will you know my power.

clean power

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What the hell is that?

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It sounds like a party.

party sounds

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Go, go, go, go, go, go! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

chug chug-chug chug-chug-chug

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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

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This is so great. I can't thank you enough. I feel alive again.

alive

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And look at all the cans.

cans

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- We're gonna be rich! - You got to drop it

drop rich

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with the cans, all right? Nobody cares about the cans.

cans cares nobody nobody-cares

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Oh, okay, well, what about

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- these cans? - Oh! Oh, my God!

cans

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- You can't do that! - You can't do that.

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Though they don't seem to mind.

mind

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They look like they're really enjoying it.

enjoying

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Yeah, mountain rules, baby! Everybody get your tits out!

baby everybody mountain rules tits

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Hell yes!

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He just said, "Take your tits out,"

tits

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- and they all just took their tits out. - Yeah, I'm gonna keep mine in,

tits

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just for now.

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- Party's over, burnout. - Whoops.

burnout partys whoops

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Frank Reynolds.

frank frank-reynolds reynolds

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Wow.

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It's been...

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Thirty years to the day.

thirty thirty-years years

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How they hanging, Drisko?

drisko hanging

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Uh, I lost one of 'em. Prostate thing. You know.

lost prostate

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Yeah, yeah, me, too. It's still bouncing around in there,

bouncing

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- but it don't do nothing. - I'm gonna stop this.

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- You guys know each other? - We skied together.

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This mountain wasn't big enough for both of us.

mountain

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Loser of the big race was banned for 30 years.

banned loser race years

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Looks like old Frank here let his mouth write a check

check frank mouth write

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his ass couldn't cash.

cash

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Well, I just wrote another check.

another check wrote

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To buy the mountain.

mountain

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How 'bout we race for the mountain?

bout mountain race

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Or are you scared you'll lose?

lose scared

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I don't race no more.

race

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I let my son race for me.

race

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Oh!

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Really?

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Your son, huh?

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Don't think you can beat me?

beat

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Oh, I'll beat you.

beat

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You better go enjoy your party while it lasts.

enjoy lasts party

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It's gonna be your last one.

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Burnout.

burnout

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Last day to squeeze in some turns

squeeze turns

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before tomorrow's big race. On a side note,

note race side tomorrows

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it's good to see Frank Reynolds back on the hill.

frank frank-reynolds hill reynolds

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We'll see if he can patch things up with old rival Dave Drisko.

dave drisko patch rival

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But I wouldn't count on it.

count

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- Yo, hey, Dennis, did you just hear that? - What?

dennis

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The PA announcement. What was that?

announcement

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Well, there's a lot of people on this mountain, Charlie.

charlie mountain

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- Everybody's gotta stay informed. - Yeah, but that guy was, like, saying

everybodys informed

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a bunch of, like, really personal information about us.

bunch information personal

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- Like, how does he know that? - Right. That's how it works.

works

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Why's he talking about us? There's hundreds of people out here.

hundreds whys

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Well, we're the most important thing that's happening right now.

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- What? - Look, I think I got something

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that's gonna clear this all up for you. Meet my race team.

clear meet race team

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- Where'd these guys come from? - Switzerland?

switzerland whered

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Yeah, but they came here and they're racing with us?

racing

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I don't... I don't understand that at all.

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Well, I needed somebody to be behind me.

behind needed somebody

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I mean, this guy's kind of my captain,

captain

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and these guys are my goons, you know? If I need 'em

goons

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to do something for me, back me up, you know,

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- if I'm getting into some... - And they just

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- showed up and they're racing with you? - Yeah.

racing showed

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All right. No more questions.

questions

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- Okay, good. All right. - Uh, yeah, I... Okay.

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All right, now, listen up, guys.

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Tomorrow's the big race.

race tomorrows

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And anything less than first place will not be tolerated.

less place

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In fact, it'll be punished.

fact itll punished

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But, remember, I want you to have fun.

fun remember

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But not if it means you're not gonna get first place.

place

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'Cause I'll punish you.

punish

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All right, now go limber up and I'll meet you at the chair.

chair limber meet

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Let's go, guys. March, march, march.

march

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Wow. Uh, I got to hand it to you, looks like you got a pretty good team.

hand team

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- I think so, too. - Yeah, yeah. Uh, look, I don't get

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anything that's happening. So, uh, I'm out,

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you know what I mean? And maybe we should drink some beer,

beer drink

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eat some snow, and just...

snow

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What the hell, man?

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I'm disappointed in you.

disappointed

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I thought you were a champion.

champion

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- Why? - You showed me some real stuff out there.

real showed stuff

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- I was falling. - You were falling, but you were fast.

falling fast

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But I crashed into some tables.

crashed tables

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Crashing and exploding is all part of the learning curve.

crashing curve exploding learning part

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I could turn you into a champion, but that's clearly not what you want.

champion

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You want to just be a burnout and a loser like those other guys.

burnout loser

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Dude, I don't even understand you, man. Just, like, take it easy...

easy

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Where are those coming from?

coming

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I'm out, dude.

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Like, it's crazy to me.

crazy

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I'm gonna hang out with Mac and Dee and see if I can figure them out, man...

figure hang

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Go hang with those other two burnout losers.

burnout hang losers

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Yeah, go ahead. You know what your problem is, buddy?

ahead buddy go-ahead problem

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- You got no allegiance. - We're here for two days!

allegiance days

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Looks like Charlie Kelly's walking off the mountain

charlie mountain walking

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and out of the big race, ladies and gentlemen.

gentlemen ladies race

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He knows my name!

knows name

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He knows my name!

knows name

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Oh, yeah. Here we go.

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Take a look.

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Oh, wow!

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- Can you see through the wall? - Yeah, you can see right through.

wall

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- Okay, I think I'm getting it. Yeah. - Yeah? Okay.

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- Hey! I heard your guys' voices. - Hey!

heard voices

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What are you guys doing in here?

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We are in the middle of a prank war with Frank and Dennis.

dennis frank middle prank

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All right, nice. What's the prank? What's the prank?

prank

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We're drilling a hole in the women's shower

hole shower womens

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- so we can look at 'em naked. - Yeah.

naked

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Why? What does that have to do with Frank and Dennis?

dennis frank

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- I don't know. I don't know. - Well, nothing, really.

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It's just a warm-up prank

prank warm

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- to get the juices flowing. - Yeah!

flowing juices

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Warm-up. We're warming up.

warm warming

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I don't want to be a bummer, but I kind of

bummer

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don't get how spying on naked, unaware women

naked spying unaware women

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- is a prank at all. - Me, either.

prank

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- Me, either. Me, either. - Well, the real prank

prank real

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is when I jam my dick through that hole and yell, "Special delivery!"

delivery dick hole special yell

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- Oh, dude, I don't think so. - Oh, no.

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You can't do that, man. You'd get in a lot of trouble for something like that.

trouble

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- That's, like... Yeah. - Maybe we can just

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do something that doesn't involve naked women.

involve naked women

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Just... You know, 'cause that's not fun for me.

fun

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How 'bout if I show you my dick?

bout dick

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Why would I want that?

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Oh, okay, okay, it's a prank

prank

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if you don't want to see it, but he shows you anyway.

shows

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This guy gets it.

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- I think I get it. - It's gonna be hilarious.

hilarious

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I'm gonna get myself hard, and I will show you what I mean.

hard

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- Hold on a sec. - Oh. Oh.

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Oh, you bastard! You know what, if you guys are already hard,

bastard hard

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just go ahead of me and I'll just circle back.

ahead circle go-ahead

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Oh, God.

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Jessie is a friend

friend jessie

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Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine

friend

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But lately something's changed

changed lately somethings

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It ain't hard to define

aint define hard

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Jessie's got himself a girl

girl jessies

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Oh, shit.

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And I want to make her mine

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And she's watching him with those eyes

eyes watching

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And she's loving him with that body I just know it

body loving

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Yeah, and he's holding her...

holding

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Hello, Charlie.

charlie

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Oh, my God. Uh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to spy.

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I was just walking by. I'm not a Peeping Tom.

peeping walking

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Oh, Charlie, I do not mind. We are on the mountain.

charlie mind mountain

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Yeah. What does that mean?

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Everyone keeps saying, "We're on the mountain,"

keeps mountain

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but I don't get it, you know what I mean?

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Look, where I come from, you know,

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jamming your dick through a hole in the wall,

dick hole jamming wall

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that's assault, that's a felony, and, uh, it's just plain wrong.

assault felony plain

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Something bothering you, Charlie? You do not like my breasts?

bothering breasts charlie

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Uh, no, no, your breasts... Your breasts are great.

breasts

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Do you want to jump in with me in the hot tub now?

jump

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Yeah. You know, um... Yeah. Yeah.

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I'm gonna stop complaining about the mountain.

complaining mountain

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I'm just gonna, I'm gonna let the mountain work for me.

mountain

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Now we're talking.

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My! Here we go.

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You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl

girl jessies jessies-girl wish

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I wish that I had Jessie's girl

girl jessies jessies-girl wish

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Where can I find a woman like that? Like Jessie's girl

girl jessies jessies-girl woman

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I wish that I had Jessie's girl

girl jessies jessies-girl wish

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Where can I find a woman

woman

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Where can I find

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A woman like that?

woman

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Welcome to the annual big race.

annual race welcome

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Who will take home the top prize?

home prize

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Local free spirit Dave Drisko...

dave drisko free local spirit

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...or fierce new competitor Dennis Reynolds?

competitor dennis dennis-reynolds fierce reynolds

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The stakes are high because the loser today

loser stakes today

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is walking off the mountain for 30 years.

mountain walking years

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Do you realize how important this race is, Dennis?

dennis race realize

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Well, yeah, 'cause he just said how important it is.

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I hope you got your bags packed.

bags hope packed

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I'm gonna get rid of you once and for all, Frank Reynolds.

frank frank-reynolds reynolds

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I'm gonna save Party Mountain

mountain party party-mountain save

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and bring back the glory of the good old days.

bring days glory

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Freeze! Police!

freeze police

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David Drisko, you're under arrest.

arrest david drisko

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Oh, shit!

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They framed Drisko so he couldn't do

drisko framed

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- the big race! - Oh, come on!

race

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This man has committed a litany of sexual assaults.

committed sexual

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His semen was recovered from crime scenes

crime recovered scenes semen

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all over the mountain.

mountain

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Let's go, pal.

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- Lose the hat. - What?

lose

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This guy might not be as cool as we thought he was.

cool might

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Even his awesome hair is bullshit.

awesome bullshit hair

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- You forgot one charge. - What's that?

charge forgot

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Assaulting an officer!

officer

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Never stop partying!

partying

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Oh!

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- That'll do. - You know? If I'm being honest,

honest thatll

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- he probably deserves it. - Yeah.

deserves

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Never stop partying, bitches.

bitches partying

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Never stop partying!

partying

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So,

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which one of you losers wants to win a silver medal?

losers medal silver wants

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Ugh. Not me. I got blasted last night.

blasted night

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- I'm so sick. - I don't feel good, either.

sick

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I'd also like to remove myself from the sexual predator team.

predator remove sexual team

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Well, I guess that does it.

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The winner by default of the annual big race is...

annual race winner

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Not so fast!

fast

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This is good.

↓

So you gonna race for them?

race

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No, Dennis, I'm gonna race for everyone.

dennis race

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I want to race for the people.

race

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You see, last night Tatiana taught me

night tatiana taught

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all about Communism.

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Cold, hard winters, gross soups.

cold gross hard winters

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She also taught me a lot about sex.

taught

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Sweet sex, amazing sex, a lot of sex, Jacuzzi sex, Dennis!

amazing dennis jacuzzi sweet

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Jessie's girl...

girl jessies jessies-girl

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It was amazing.

amazing

↓

So I get it now. I like the mountain.

mountain

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I understand the rules.

rules

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And I'm gonna shred.

shred

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Well...

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This ought to be rich.

ought rich

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He's getting destroyed.

destroyed

↓

Oh!

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Oh!

↓

My ankles are broken!

ankles broken

↓

My ankles are broken for sure!

ankles broken

↓

His ankles are broken!

ankles broken

↓

He has broken his ankles!

ankles broken

↓

Oh, they're surely broken!

broken surely

↓

Charlie can still win!

charlie

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Go, Charlie! Come on, Charlie!

charlie

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- Little faster! Come on! - A little faster, bud.

faster

↓

Straighten out!

straighten

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- No! No! No! - No!

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Yeah!

↓

Okay.

↓

I won! All right.

↓

The mountain is ours, Frank!

frank mountain

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Uh... Not exactly. Uh...

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Actually, uh, the whole Snow Palace thing was, uh, all for show.

palace snow whole

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Huh?

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I needed to distract the local environmentalist groups

distract groups local needed

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while I fracked the mountain.

mountain

↓

What? You fracked the mountain?

mountain

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Yeah. Yeah, the banquet, the race... It was all set up.

banquet race

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It was just a diversion, it was

diversion

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a distraction, because I wanted to get into this hill

distraction hill wanted

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and suck out its natural resources.

natural resources suck

↓

So all this here was just one big setup?

setup

↓

Yeah. I hired the hookers,

hired hookers

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- so you could rip their tops off. - That makes sense.

makes makes-sense sense tops

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- Oh... - That makes a lot of sense.

makes sense

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- So what do we do now? - I'm good. You want to...

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- You want to stick around, it's okay. - No.

stick

↓

It'd be good to go back to Philly, right? I mean...

philly

↓

I'm pretty tired. It was quite a weekend.

tired weekend

↓

Honestly, I don't even like skiing that much.

skiing

↓

I need to go see a doctor.

doctor

↓

Yeah, I should probably see a doctor, too, actually, I guess,

doctor

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- if Tatiana was a hooker. - Oh, yeah.

hooker tatiana

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- Oh, God, gross. - Yeah. That's not good.

gross

↓

- Help. - I'm gonna stay on this side.

side

↓

Well, folks, you heard it.

folks heard

↓

Frank fracked the mountain, and it looks like

frank mountain

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- we'll all be out of jobs. - Oh... God!

jobs

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So, did you even hire that guy?

hire

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You know, Charlie, I have no idea who that guy is.

charlie idea

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Huh. I guess some things really are different on the mountain.

mountain

↓

Yeah.

↓

Oh, yeah

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Uh-huh

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Whoo!

whoo