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Rick and Morty

Season 8, Episode 6 — The Curicksous Case of Bethjamin Button

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Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: The CuRicksous Case of Bethjamin Button
Air date: June 29, 2025
Director: Eugene Huang
Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden
The brohs goes to a theme park Rick loves. Beth and Space Beth stay behind and regress or something.
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- Clear! - Clear!
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Who's ready for Earth World?!
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Moms, I can't find my cross-body bag!
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Where's my cross-body bag?
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Stop saying "cross-body bag."
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On you, it's a fanny pack up higher.
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Space Beth, you're driving.
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I'm low on wanting to drive.
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Would one of you mind making me a quick sandwich?
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You know theme park food gives me interesting stools.
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Read the room.
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We're not going. Look at us.
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No, you got to come.
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It's an absolute train wreck.
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This dude, he's never been to Earth, but he loves it,
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and he sucks at making theme parks.
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- We said fucking no! - We said fucking no!
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Alright. Fine.
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But nobody wants to see a Beths adventure.
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I thought cloning was supposed to make us happy.
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I hate my life.
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And I know you have to hate yours.
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- Hey! - Sorry.
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I started drinking in the car.
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Looks like they've just got a regular GAP.
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Rick, were you just drunk when you were here?
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I'm drunk now!
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Where's all the rusty nails?
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Where's the Herpes Family Flume?
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- Light-up corn dog? - Get the fuck away from me!
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Can't wait to get a photo taken with... Marie Curie?
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I think that's John Legend?
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Maybe they picked John Legend
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'cause his name implies he's really important.
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Rick, how were you thinking we should enjoy this?
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Wow, they have a Hall of Presidential Pets?
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- Like that? - Do you think I can meet Socks?
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I'm not gonna shit on it too hard 'cause I know you'd punish me,
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but isn't this just a mid-'90s outdoor mall?
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- Oh! - My bad!
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Oh, my God!
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You're a real Earth person, aren't you?
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- From Earth?! - Yeah.
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I'm, like, starstruck.
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A real human!
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Ooh, you smell nasty.
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- Oh. I mean, is that good? - Absolutely.
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Well, it's nice to see something in this park
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still grimy and real.
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Then I'm as nasty as they come.
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Can you believe my grandpa loves this place?
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Lame.
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Beth! Where'd you go? Beth?
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Beth, I want you to have fun,
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but I need to know where you're having it.
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- I found a possum! - Oh, my God!
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No! I don't wanna be old!
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You're in so much pain, and you don't even know it!
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- Oh, my God. - I'm sorry.
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I forgot just how insane we were as a kid.
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- I shouldn't have pitched this. - You have got to try it.
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I'm over here!
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Okay, sweetie, this is your two-minute warning.
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It's almost time to switch back.
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You got to find me first!
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Too slow! Try again!
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Alright, let's go. That's enough. I'm serious.
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Alright, Beth.
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Surprise! You done been got!
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Do it.
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That bathroom was a ride too?!
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I had my pants down and everything!
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- I really do need to go. - Just go in a bush.
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I swear it used to be funnier than this.
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Don't turn around. I'm squatting.
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Hey, you can't go... there like that.
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You used to be able to piss wherever you wanted to.
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Like on Earth.
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Grandpa Rick, take the L.
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Let's get Morty and go home.
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Yeah, this place is fucked.
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Corporate takeover. Board-approved changes.
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Steve Jobs dies, and we get ten years of the same iPhone.
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Oh, no, the guy who made the park is still alive.
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- He is? - Yeah.
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Rumor is, he still lives here.
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Down in the tunnels.
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Hey, Sum-Sum, You like breaking rules.
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Ooh, did you bring molly?
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Hurry it up, Jerry!
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It's your fault I have to go like this.
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You destroyed my urethra when you turned me into a trash can.
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Follow me.
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And of course I brought molly.
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If you're just joining us tonight, we have a--
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Oh, my God. It exploded.
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Oh, God. All those astronauts.
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It's worse than any explosion before it!
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This is hilarious.
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Hey, yo. Check this out.
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Awesome. No adult is getting inside.
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Also, don't sit on that chair.
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The cushion is knives.
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Somebody's got to sit on it!
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Gene should sit on it.
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- Bam! - Nice!
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Hey there, girls.
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I'm guessing one of you is Beth from next door,
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and one of you is her... clone,
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but you're both little girls now?
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Not that strange, given what I've seen.
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What are you, a scientist?
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Come sit in our chair.
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Well, based on the design of your makeshift harpoon,
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seems like you girls are on a bit of a spree.
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Feel like I'm gonna be walking into some booby traps.
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Let's have some cocoa instead.
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- "Let's have some cocoa." - "I'm divorced."
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Hey! That is cruel and technically untrue.
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But you're in an altered headspace, so I know you don't mean it.
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Why don't you two sit tight? I'll get the Swiss Miss.
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- Let's go. - Go where?
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Go hunt him. Unless you're scared.
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I'm not scared of anything.
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Let's get in the walls.
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Keep talking. I can smell your rotting breakfast.
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- Oh, God. - Your hairs are insane.
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They're all over your body.
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Can I touch them? Say a human phrase.
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Say "grocery list" in that stinkbody accent.
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You mean my voice?
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- Yes! - "Grocery list."
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I love your tooth-filled big hole
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and the other less-used holes on your face.
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Okay...
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I'm getting the feeling that you're not into me
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as much as you like the idea of being with any human.
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Does it matter if I'm still turned on?
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No, I guess it doesn't.
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I want to get your wet muscle in my mouth.
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You mean my tongue?
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I don't care what it's called.
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but I think I saw a Panera up there that might change your tune.
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- A Panera?! - Yeah!
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- Shut up. - Is that Kevin Costner?
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Wait, why do I know that?
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Did Father make new models?
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I don't recognize you three.
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No, I'm... Old Guy Fieri,
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this is Princess Diana,
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and he's Mr. Rogers.
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Or Brett Kavanaugh.
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I wouldn't know. I never left this park.
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Us too. We're looking for Dogballs.
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He lives below.
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Dr. Dogballs. My man!
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Humans! Real humans!
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The mad genius who built Earth World!
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Nobody loves Earth as much as me.
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Car, Muscle Beach, property taxes.
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But before I could complete my perfect vision,
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I was caught with incriminating files on my computer,
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and the board chained me up.
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I watch animal pornography.
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It's my business.
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Like with people and animals?
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No, just the animals, sicko.
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The original Earth World was incredible.
earthincredibleoriginalworld
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I got strep from a candy once!
candy
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Of course you feel that way. You're a human being.
coursehuman
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You know what Earth theme parks are supposed to be like.
earthparkssupposedtheme
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I'd take you to the dead zone if I could
deadzone
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and show you some of the old delights.
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But they won't let me leave my office.
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They won't, but I will.
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Welcome to the real Earth World!
earthrealwelcomeworld
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I guess this is closer to how I remember it.
closerremember
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Oh! I stepped on a rusty nail!
nailrustystepped
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At least Jerry got hurt.
hurtjerryleast
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Hot cocoa with extra marshmallows!
cocoaextra
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Hope you got room for extra marshmallows!
extrahoperoom
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Look at him holding marshmallows over our heads.
headsholding
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Like that's some kind of power.
power
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I do like marshmallows.
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He doesn't decide about our marshmallows!
decide
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You should go up there and cut him.
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You should cut him.
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What should we cut?
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I don't know. Just start slashing!
start
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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My ankles! I need a doctor!
anklesdoctor
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Great. Now we have to take care of him.
care
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I don't want to take care of anybody!
anybodycare
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- You take care of him! - It was your idea!
careidea
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- Not it! Jinx! - Not it! Jinx!
jinx
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- I think you hit an artery! - She did it! She's a psycho.
arterypsycho
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- You're the psycho! - I watched you eat a bird!
birdpsychowatched
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After you tore off its wings!
torewings
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I'll show you who's psycho!!
psycho
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Yeah, run away, you baby!
baby
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Remember your affirmations, Gene.
generemember
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You deserve to live.
deservelive
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Oh.
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Well, somehow every decision I've ever made has led to this.
decision
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Get out of my tree house!
housetree
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Get out of my yard!
yard
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Fire detected. Extinguishing.
fire
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Come on, Gene. Not like this.
gene
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Not like this!
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Hey, Siri, call 911!
siri
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Countdown to calling 911.
callingcountdown
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Calling 911 in 10, 9, 8, 7--
calling
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Why does it need a countdown?!
countdown
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Earth's World War II was fought with combines and harvesters,
earthsfoughtworld
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and you're about to witness it firsthand.
witness
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Oh, God, is that a live wire?
livelive-wirewire
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None of the electricity is grounded here.
electricitygrounded
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Shit.
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I got to get home before Gene calls 911
callsgenehome
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from any other phone but his own.
phone
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The head thing so you can get out the way you came.
head
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Wait, you're leaving? I thought you loved this place.
leavinglovedplace
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I guess Morty was right.
morty
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Am I, like, supposed to think it's cool
coolsupposed
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that there's measles in the water and, like, snakes?
snakeswater
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Nah. You guys have fun.
fun
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Oh, shit!
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We're done here, boys.
boys
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Rick, your girls.
girlsrick
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They're not good people.
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Thank... you.
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I've only been gone for two hours!
gonehours
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Hey, Beths!
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Deducing here that you've been huffing childhood
childhood
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and have overdosed on fun.
fun
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Ouch.
ouch
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- I'm gonna kill you! - Well, I'm gonna kill you first!
kill
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Ow! Damn it!
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That's it. We're done.
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You dick!
dick
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Enough Home Alone-ing.
alonehomehome-alone
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Goddamn it!
goddamngoddamn-it
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I cloned you to fix this, not make you twice as annoying.
annoyingtwice
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Oh, I can't tell you. Oh, my God!
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I've waited so long for someone to see my vision.
visionwaited
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And of course it was real humans!
coursehumansreal
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You're the perfect audience for this.
audienceperfect
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My finest moment.
finestmoment
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Oh, shit. What's that?
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My beautiful creations.
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They're going to destroy the park.
destroypark
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Oh, God.
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I thought they were people in costumes,
costumes
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but the costumes are the people?
costumes
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The people are the costumes?!
costumes
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All Earth theme parks end the same way.
earthparkstheme
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Jurassic Park, Westworld,
park
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even the rides inside the theme parks
parksridestheme
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tell the same story.
story
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You're on a boat ride
boatboat-rideride
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when suddenly you take a detour to a waterfall,
suddenly
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and now you're in a pirate's den,
pirates
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forced to suck dick to stay alive!
alivedickforcedsuck
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Why would you do this?
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The greatest tribute to Earth
earthgreatesttribute
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is a theme park that ends in chaos.
chaosendsparktheme
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Be free! Be free, my lovelies!
free
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Hungry for meat.
hungrymeat
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Eat meat!
meat
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Take it all!
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- Take the other one! - Shit! Dad!
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Take it! Take it all!
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Blend in. Stumble around!
blendstumble
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Yeah, you like that? Labradoodle.
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- Uh-huh. - Coconut milk.
coconutmilk
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More human stuff.
humanstuff
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Big League Chew.
chewleague
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Ooh! Say something racist.
racist
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- What? - C'mon, you're human,
human
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it's your whole thing.
whole
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Italians make pretty good pizza?
pizza
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No, do it hateful, you disgusting little bug.
disgustinghateful
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Did you hear that?
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Now you're pretending there's some kind of emergency?
emergencypretending
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I tried to be vulnerable with you.
triedvulnerable
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If you don't think I'm pretty, just say so.
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I'm sorry, but I'm not just some sexual fantasy,
fantasysexual
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I'm a whole person.
personwhole
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Come on! You guys basically invented racism.
inventedracism
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If I wanted to fuck something good,
fuckwanted
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I wouldn't have come to Earth World.
earthworld
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I don't even know who this is!
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It's John Legend, I think! Oh, my God!
johnlegend
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Summer? Rick? Anyone?!
ricksummer
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That's the entire Culkin family!
entirefamily
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I guess there's seven of them?
seven
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I loved you in Succession! I'm sorry!
loved
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Enough kindergarten. I don't have time to be your dad.
kindergarten
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- You never did! - You want me to be a parent?
parent
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Fine. No more talking until you're adults.
adults
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Okay, whichever one you are, you're up.
whichever
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She can't breathe! She can't breathe!
breathe
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Oh, shit, fuck!
fuck
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Take that!
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How old should we make him?
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As old as it'll go.
itll
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Bet it's scary to have your life in the hands
handslifescary
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of unreliable caregivers!
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Don't you... cry!
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You don't deserve to cry!
deserve
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Proud...
proud
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Proud?
proud
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Proud... of you...
proud
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for making me old and beating the shit out of me.
beating
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Proud you're... you're both my daughters.
daughtersproud
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You little bitches broke my bones.
bitchesbonesbroke
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I'm shitting!
shitting
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I'm not joking.
joking
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Stop making me laugh.
laugh
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It's making me shit more!
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- It's perfect! - It's perfect!
perfect
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The only thing that could make this better
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is if something was on fire.
fire
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I might stab something again.
mightstab
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Probably should turn you back.
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Do most kids like to stab this much?
kidsstab
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There's the exit. Stay close.
closeexit
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Please help!
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Oh, thank God!
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How could you--
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Oh, shit, Morty's killing...
killing
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I think that's Rory Culkin?
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Is that who this one is!?
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We gotta bail. Get a head.
bailhead
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- What? - Put on Rory!
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There's no room!
room
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It's so wet in here.
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It smells too. It smells wet.
smells
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They're coming!
coming
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Come on!
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- Come on, get in! - Where's the remote?
remote
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I lost the remote! I can't shrink our heads!
headslostremoteshrink
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Give me the keys!
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More like Earth World.
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- What? - Like Jurassic World.
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- The big sequel? - I don't know what you're saying.
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Wasn't it called Earth Park?
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- No! - No!
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Oh.
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Is anybody getting cold?
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I'm blind! Space froze my eyes!
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Yeah, Jerry. I told you, that theme park sucks!
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Hello. You've reached 911.
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If this is an emergency, please leave a message.
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The house across the street from me keeps disappearing and reappearing.
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I don't know if that's an emergency,
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but it's really upsetting.
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Could you send someone to investigate?
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So, I was eating a burger and now my hands are burgers.
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Hi. I'm being home-invaded, and it's by a small home.
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There's a small home that's home-invading my home.
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It's wearing a ski mask, but it's definitely a house.
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There's a pigeon outside my house
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demanding to see my birth certificate.
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I'm beginning to think 911 shouldn't have
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an answering machine.
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Also, I have 11 legs now.
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Nobody ever comes.
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Did you get any of that?