#siri — Tags

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Already on it. "Siri, how do I become a chiropractor?"

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[Siri] Do you want to be a doctor,

doctor siri

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Siri, forget device.

device forget siri

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[Lois screaming] Siri!

lois screaming siri

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Siri, what's another word for "jugs?"

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[Siri] Breasts?

breasts siri

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Siri, what's a good excuse to leave the room?

excuse room siri

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[Siri] Diarrhea is always an excellent excuse to leave any room.

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Siri, set a 9-hour and 50-minute timer.

hour minute siri timer

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Siri, triangulate source of power.

power siri source

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Hey, Siri, call 911!

siri

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Hey Siri, what's 12 times 157?

siri times

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Siri: It's 1,884.

siri

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Siri, call the hospital, man.

hospital siri