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Rick and Morty

Season 8, Episode 7 — Ricker Than Fiction

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Ricker than Fiction

Air date: July 06, 2025

Director: Douglas Einar Olsen

Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden

Rick and Morty write the next installment of their favorite movie franchise. Pure cinema, broh.

Source: TMDB

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♪♪

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Step away from the Tarnation Casket, Baron Thistle.

casket step

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You cannot stop me, Arbor Knight.

cannot knight

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Once the stream is activated,

activated stream

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the negative feedback will rip your world apart.

apart feedback negative world

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We have 1.32 minutes before the nexus shockwave...

minutes shockwave

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What the fuck is happening? Are you following any of this?

following fuck

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I-I'm so lost.

lost

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Sh-Should we turn the subtitles back on?

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-Shh! -Nano-configuration,

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causing the Tarnation Casket to self-implode.

casket causing self

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-But that's impossible. -Nothing's impossible.

impossible nothings

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We're the Robo-Trees.

robo trees

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You're Arbor Knight, our leader.

knight leader

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Red Wood, you're the hothead.

wood

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Palme D'or, or-you're our resident super-genius.

genius resident super

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Cypress, you're our girlboss boss-lady.

boss lady

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And I'm Tannenbaum, here to get your rears in gear. Whoo. Yeah.

gear tannenbaum whoo

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Did he seriously reintroduce each character?

character

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This is the ninth movie.

movie ninth

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Die, Tannenbaum. You suck.

suck tannenbaum

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Guys, you're talking over the whole ending.

ending whole

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[ Chuckles ]

chuckles

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[ Laughs maniacally ]

laughs maniacally

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This is not over, Robo-Trees.

robo trees

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Your day of reckoning will soon be at hand.

hand

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Don't just stand there, Redwood.

stand

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He's still in range. Shoot him.

range shoot

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You're literally holding a gun.

holding

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Robo-Trees, let's go home.

home robo trees

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Yeah. I need a bath.

bath

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[ Laughter ] 'Cause I'm stinky.

laughter stinky

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♪ It's a "Maximum Velocitree" ♪

maximum

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Ugh. Not exactly "Citizen Kane." [ Groans ]

citizen groans

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I kinda loved it.

kinda loved

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Oh, God. Rick, what are you doing? [ Electricity crackles ]

crackles electricity rick

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I dunno what to do with these feelings, Jerry.

dunno feelings jerry

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This used to be my favorite franchise.

favorite franchise used

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M-Maybe it's time to like something else.

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No. I-I wanna talk to the manager.

manager

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[ Thunder crashes, animal howls ]

animal crashes howls thunder

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You in charge? -Yeah. I'm James Gunn.

charge james

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[ Grunts ] Hey! Bradley Cooper carved that desk.

carved cooper desk grunts

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What was up with that last "Maximum Velocitree"?

maximum

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-You didn't like it? -I thought it was great.

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You're ruining my childhood. W-Which is still ongoing.

childhood ruining

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Stop eating up screen time with stupid comic relief characters

characters comic eating relief screen stupid

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and put more cool shit in the story.

cool story

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Guys, I'm a fan, too.

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Why do you think Warner Brothers put me

brothers warner

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behind that desk you now owe me?

behind desk

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So you could pitch Batman ideas to yourself?

batman ideas pitch

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Exactly.

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And you know what I've learned?

learned

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Making movies isn't easy.

easy movies

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The next "Maximum Velocitree" movie

maximum movie

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has been rewritten 40 times. 30 by me.

times

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Now, we'll spend five years and half-a-billion making it,

billion five five-years half spend years

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but in the end, know what will make fans like you like it?

fans

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-A fucking miracle. -No.

fucking miracle

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What the next "Maximum Velocitree" film needs is us.

film maximum needs

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Ha! I'd like to see you try -- Hey.

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Time to fix this broken franchise.

broken franchise

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Good luck doing anything with that script, it's watermarked.

luck script

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-Aah! -Aah!

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I'll get an Uber.

uber

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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I dunno, this script is pretty good.

dunno script

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-Give that back, Dad. -Whoa, what's that?

whoa

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The Movie-lizer.

movie

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It makes movies at the speed of thought.

makes movies speed

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I invented it during the title sequence.

invented sequence title

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Let's see what James Gunn had cookin'.

james

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[ Beep ]

beep

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For the honor of the Robo-Tree.

honor robo tree

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Time to die.

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With the power of friendship.

friendship power

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Yikes. "Citizen Kane" doesn't strike again.

citizen strike yikes

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Oh-ho-ho, he will.

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The Movie-lizer uses a prompt-driven CPU.

driven movie uses

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I just type whatever tweaks I want,

tweaks type

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and it auto-generates the rest.

auto rest

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Hell, yeah. M-Make it lose that bad guy.

lose

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Baron Thistle hasn't been cool since the third movie.

cool movie third

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Let's kill two birds with one prompt.

birds kill

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[ Beep ]

beep

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Till we meet again, Robo-Trees.

meet robo till trees

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Wait. Where did this gun come from?

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[ Grunts ] [ All gasp ]

gasp grunts

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-Whoopsie. -Hey. That man was unarmed.

whoopsie

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Yeah, man. Uncool.

uncool

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[ Spectators booing ] It was an accident.

accident booing

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[ Both laugh ]

laugh

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-So awesome. They hate him. -Here. Watch this.

awesome hate watch

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[ Beep ]

beep

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I sentence you to life in prison

life prison sentence

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for unlicensed murder.

murder

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-Oh, please. -[ Crying ]

crying

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Uh, isn't some of the stuff you're messing with important?

messing stuff

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Oh, fuck the fuck off, Jerry.

fuck jerry

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That formula-driven, "Save the Cat" bullshit

bullshit driven formula save

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is what killed the last couple of movies.

couple killed movies

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That's right, Morty.

morty

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We're gonna make the people care about the Robo-Trees again.

care robo trees

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Movie-lizer? Make...us...care.

care movie

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[ Beep ]

beep

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[ Both grunting ]

grunting

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[ Both screaming ]

screaming

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-W-Where are we? -Oh, shit. Morty. Look.

morty

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Morty: Oh, my God.

morty

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I-It's Robo-Tree Headquarters.

headquarters robo tree

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Wait, how -- how is this happening-?

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-Intruders! -Let's go.

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-Stop them. -Aah! Aah!

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Fuck. The Movie-lizer "Last Action Hero'd" us.

action fuck movie

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We're characters in the movie now, Morty.

characters morty movie

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-Agh. It hurts. -A-Are you guys okay?

hurts

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I mean, I can see you're being shot at.

shot

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Dad? Holy shit,

holy

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I-I can hear your internal dialogue in my head.

dialogue head internal

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Is the machine supposed to work like this?

machine supposed

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No. The Movie-lizer malfunctioned.

movie

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Now the Robo-Trees are trying to kill us.

kill robo trees

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Really? Uh, let me try something.

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-What the hell is this? -A 2007 Kia Spectra.

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I thought you could use a cool getaway car.

cool

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Are you kidding me? This car sucks.

kidding sucks

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The joke's on you. Edmunds Car Report gave it three stars.

jokes report stars three

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It's a family sedan! Shoot it!

family shoot

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-Better than nothing. Let's go. -Aah!

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[ Engine revs ]

engine revs

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Ow!

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H-How are we gonna get outta here?

outta

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The Movie-lizer might eject us once the story is over.

eject might movie story

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Jerry, type that we skip to the end, and everything works out.

jerry skip type works

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Jerry: I don't think I can, guys.

jerry

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It says the script is 3,000 pages and counting.

counting pages script

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Also, t-there's an error-thing bleeping that says,

error

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"antagonist not found" and "no third act."

found third

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Without an ending, you'll be stuck in the movie forever.

ending forever movie stuck

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-[ Groans ] -God damn it.

groans

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You cut a bunch of stuff out willy-nilly.

bunch nilly stuff willy

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What did you expect?

expect

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Look, I understand story. Lemme just put everything back

story

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that you took out and -- -Jerry, stop.

jerry

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You'll only make things worse. You're a terrible writer,

worse writer

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and you should never, ever get on the keys.

keys

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Well, excuse me for living.

excuse living

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Alright, we killed the villain, gotta undo that.

alright killed undo villain

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Didn't they use lightning to bring George Washington back

bring george lightning washington

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to life in "Maximum VelociThree: Tell No Lies"?

lies life maximum

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Hold on. The machine doesn't hate that...

hate machine

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See. This is going to work.

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We'll bring back Baron Thistle

bring

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and give this stupid thing an ending. [ Grunts ]

ending grunts stupid

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Use your blinker. Fuck off.

fuck

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[ Thunder crashes ]

crashes thunder

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Okay, all we need now is a little lighting.

lighting

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[ Thunder crashes ]

crashes thunder

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[ Groans ]

groans

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-We're back, baby. -It worked.

baby worked

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-[ Grunts ] -Aah!

grunts

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Look out! Zombie!

zombie

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Dude. Ugh. We just brought him back.

brought

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-Fucker bit you. -Wait.

fucker

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the Movie-lizer is detecting a new antagonist.

movie

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I don't see any --

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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Guys, this new character has given you

character given

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a 20.5% better chance of ending the movie.

chance ending movie

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-But I am in pain. -So we're back on course?

course pain

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Sort of. You still need a third act.

third

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In the original draft, Baron Thistle was gonna

draft original

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kill Tannenbaum in front of the Robo-Trees...

front kill robo tannenbaum trees

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Huh. That would've been a cool ending.

cool ending wouldve

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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Maybe Son of Thistle could finish what his father started?

father finish started

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Hmm, you do kinda look like him.

kinda

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-You want me to kill Tannenbaum? -Whatever works.

kill tannenbaum works

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Okay, I'll break Tannenbaum out of jail,

break jail tannenbaum

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reunite him with the Robo-Trees, and then Morty will kill him.

kill morty robo trees

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Does the machine recognize that as an ending?

ending machine recognize

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Hold on.

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It does. Kinda bleak, though.

bleak kinda

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Shut up. I'm off to a jailbreak.

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Wh-What the hell am I supposed to do?

supposed

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You're the new bad guy.

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Hook up with the Hench-Weeds

hook weeds

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and give the Robo-Trees something to stop.

robo trees

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Something to stop? What's that mean?

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See you in the third act.

third

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[ Tires screech ]

screech tires tires-screech

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Extra creatine, please.

extra

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Yo, James Gunn. -Oh. Hi, Zack Snyder.

james zack

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Just saw your new cut of "Superman," and word of advice,

advice superman word

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he's the Man of Steel, not the Man of Conversation.

conversation steel

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-Okay. -Do more shots of him punching.

punching shots

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And here's a secret move --

secret

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start the punch at regular speed,

punch regular speed start

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and then you're gonna ramp it down.

ramp

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It's not a fucking secret.

fucking secret

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[ Sighs ] I'm sorry, Zack Snyder.

sighs zack

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I shouldn't be lashing out at you.

lashing

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Your biceps are the size of my head.

head size

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Yes, but so is my heart. What's going on with you?

heart

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Some fan of the Velocitree franchise

franchise

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got onto the lot today.

today

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He used a portal, and he just...

portal used

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Zack, we're not losing touch with the audience, are we?

audience losing touch zack

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I mean, I gave notes on the Goddamn Count Chocula movie

count goddamn movie notes

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this morning -- -Was the portal green?

green morning portal

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That's Rick Sanchez. [ Chuckles ]

chuckles rick sanchez

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Gunner, that's the guy that sealed Nolan

sealed

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in the giant bookcase

giant

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to quote-unquote punish him for "Interstellar."

interstellar punish quote

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He doesn't represent real fans.

fans real represent

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He's just the smartest man in the universe.

smartest universe

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Don't sweat it. He can't do what we do.

sweat

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Probably.

↓

Gonna go crush some weights.

crush

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One day you're gonna wish you hit the gym

wish

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like I do, James Gunn.

james

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♪♪

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Uh, hello?

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Is this Baron Thistle's evil base?

base evil

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Not anymore. We're packing it in.

anymore packing

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Gonna try to sell all this stuff

sell stuff

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on my girlfriend's Etsy site.

girlfriends site

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[ Panting ] Everyone, listen up.

panting

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I'm here to get this place back up and running.

place running

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I am the Son of Thistle.

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He does sorta have the same jacket.

jacket sorta

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And his head is also a cactus.

cactus head

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That's all the proof I need.

proof

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Tell us what to do.

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Uh, well,

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what were y'all doing before Baron Thistle died?

died yall

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Oh. Uh. Y'know. Doomsday plan.

plan yknow

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We were gonna melt the ice caps.

caps melt

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Spent months on the blueprints,

months spent

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not that your dad ever said, "Thank you."

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-W-What's your name? -Samantha.

name samantha

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It sucks when your boss never says thank you, Samantha.

boss samantha sucks

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But under me, everyone will feel appreciated.

appreciated

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[ All cheer ]

cheer

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Samantha, I am putting you in charge

charge putting samantha

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of Operation: Complete and Total Polar Cap Destruction.

complete destruction operation polar total

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Ohh. Thank you, sir. I've been feeling so low lately.

feeling lately

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I think it's 'cause my Mom forgot my birthday.

birthday forgot

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Samantha, that will never happen again.

happen samantha

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I'm your Mom now.

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Now, let's melt some ice caps!

caps melt

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[ Dance music playing, all cheering ]

cheering dance dance-music dance-music-playing music music-playing playing

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See. My Son of Thistle idea did work.

idea

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Son of a bitch did it. He made a movie machine.

bitch machine movie

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Says it right on the side.

side

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[ Cellphone vibrating, ringing ]

cellphone ringing vibrating

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Hello? James Gunn: [ High-pitched ] Hi, there.

james pitched

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It's me. Your wife.

wife

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Here's your prison food, new guy.

food prison

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What you in for?

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The fastest crime I could commit.

commit crime fastest

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Any of you see an annoying little bitch

annoying bitch

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of a Christmas tree?

christmas christmas-tree tree

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Oh, please. Oh, please, don't beat me.

beat

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I won't. I'm here to rescue you.

rescue

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I'm not worth rescuing.

rescuing worth

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-Huh? -I suck.

suck

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I say dumb catchphrases,

dumb

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I look like a t-- a toy designed for kids.

designed kids

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I'm a fuckin' idiot.

fuckin idiot

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Wow. More self-aware than I thought.

aware self

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But, c'mon. Everyone sucks until they don't.

sucks

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That's the arc of every good story.

story

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-It is? -Here's the plan.

plan

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I'll start a riot, and we sneak out.

riot sneak start

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I know you're not a fighter, but --

fighter

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When do we start?

start

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Oh. Uh, right now.

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Good. Take that back, asshole.

asshole

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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I'll take it back when I stop fucking your mother.

fucking mother

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[ Both grunting ]

grunting

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Save some punching for the rest of us.

punching rest save

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Aah! -Lunch is ruined.

lunch ruined

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[ Men grunting, screaming ]

grunting screaming

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♪♪

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Whoa. Cool. [ Grunts ]

cool grunts whoa

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Get your fucking rear in gear.

fucking gear rear

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James Gunn: [ High-pitched ] I really miss you.

james miss pitched

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I miss my hubby.

miss

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Why don't you come into the kitchen?

kitchen

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Sure. But...why are you calling from a different phone number?

calling number phone phone-number

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Uh. It's a burner phone for spam calls.

burner calls phone spam

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Come -- Come into the kitchen for some lemonade.

kitchen lemonade

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Oh wow. Can't pass up lemonade.

lemonade pass

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[ Laughs ]

laughs

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[ Normal voice ] The Movie-lizer is mine.

movie normal normal-voice voice

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No one's more creative than James Gunn.

creative james ones

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[ Laughs ]

laughs

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[ Both grunting ]

grunting

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[ Both grunt ]

grunt

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-Aah! -God damn it. We're stuck.

stuck

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[ Both grunt ] No we're not, Rick.

grunt rick

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-Aah! -Grab my stump.

grab stump

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Yeah-ha! -Whoa!

whoa

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Ow.

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Holy shit. That was awesome.

awesome holy

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And so was that.

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-Whoo-hoo! Yeah! -Job well done.

whoo

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Alright. Thank the squirrels you're safe.

alright safe squirrels

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Thank Rick Sanchez. He did everything.

rick sanchez

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You did a lot, too.

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Definitely more than I expected.

expected

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Rick, I wanna thank you for rescuing me.

rescuing rick

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Ah. Here. I want you to have this.

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It's a piece of me.

piece

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Oh, uh. Thanks.

thanks

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Is this, like, one of your balls?

balls

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Robo-Trees, something messed up is going viral

messed robo trees viral

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all over Twit-Tok.

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He-Hello, Earth. I'm the Son of Thistle,

earth

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and I'm just like my dad, so I'ma Doomsdayin'.

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Samantha, tell the people what we're gonna do.

samantha

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We're gonna wipe out the polar ice caps

caps polar wipe

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' cause they suuuuuuck.

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Huh. Does the Movie-lizer still think we're on track?

movie track

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-Jerry? -[ Grunting ]

grunting jerry

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-Jerry? -Fuckin' heavy.

fuckin heavy jerry

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[ Clank! ]

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Shoulda listened to Snyder.

listened shoulda

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Right on cue. Weeds, attack.

attack weeds

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Robo-Trees, let's stomp that prick.

prick robo stomp trees

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[ All grunt ]

grunt

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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♪♪

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Where the hell is Tannenbaum?

tannenbaum

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-Dude, where is he? -On the ship.

ship

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Turns out, Tannenbaum's an alright guy.

alright turns

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He's kinda my favorite character now.

character favorite favorite-character kinda

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What? Look at me. I-I'm a fucking cactus.

cactus fucking

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Relax. Trust the process.

process relax trust

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Oh, my God, you're re-breaking the story again?

breaking story

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I wanna go home, and I didn't even think

home

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the last "Maximum Velocitree" was all that bad.

maximum

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You said it wasn't "Citizen Kane."

citizen

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[ Both grunt ] I'm 14.

grunt

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I've never seen "Citizen Kane."

citizen seen

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Now, listen to me, you stupid old man,

stupid

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you're gonna bring Tannenbaum here,

bring tannenbaum

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and I'm gonna shoot him in the Goddamn head

goddamn head shoot

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just like we planned.

planned

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Okay, okay, I'll help you kill him.

kill

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-Uhhh. You're gonna do what? -Mom?

uhhh

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You're in cahoots with the Robo-Trees?

robo trees

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-Samantha. L-Let me explain. -Okay. Go ahead.

ahead explain go-ahead samantha

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Shit, she called my bluff. Run!

bluff called

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Get them!

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Dad, help. Your dad's not fuckin' answering.

answering dads fuckin

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James Gunn: That's because he's in the kitchen, talking to his wife.

james kitchen wife

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-James Gunn? -James Gunn?

james

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-That's right. -James Gunn?

james

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-Just walk away, man. Walk away. -But...

walk

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I read that dinosaur book you wrote, Jerry.

book dinosaur jerry read wrote

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Really good stuff. -You did?

stuff

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Well. I got the gist. Maybe we could do business together?

business

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Two-picture deal? -Uh...

deal picture

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-Dad, no. -Don't do it. We need you.

↓

That's it, Jerry. Give in to Hollywood.

hollywood jerry

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You know how to really succeed in this town?

succeed town

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By turning your back on family.

family turning

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-I don't like that. -[ Grunts ]

grunts

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No. You could've had it all.

couldve

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-[ Grunts ] -Guys, I'm back.

grunts

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Geez-Louise, what did you do? The story's gone linear.

geez gone louise storys

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We pissed off the good guys and the bad guys.

pissed

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R-Rick likes Tannenbaum now.

likes rick tannenbaum

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-I just think he's interesting. -We need a new ending.

ending interesting

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I literally wrote us into a corner.

corner wrote

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Ya gotta write us outta here, Jerry.

jerry outta write

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Me? You said I was a terrible writer

writer

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who should never, ever, ever, ever, ever --

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I didn't say that many "evers." Listen, Jerry,

jerry

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any idiot can plug an idea into a machine

idea idiot machine plug

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when they don't care what it spits back out,

care spits

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but it takes a special kind of idiot

idiot special takes

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to get on the keys and write us an ending.

ending keys write

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You're that idiot.

idiot

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But how?

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It's always been right in front of you --

front

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go over to my workbench.

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Uh. Alright. I'm there.

alright

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Open the third drawer on the right and reach way back.

drawer open reach third

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There should be a small orange bottle.

bottle orange

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W-What is it? Some sci-fi device?

device

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Better. It's magic.

magic

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Don't take more than two, drink lots of water,

drink lots water

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and remember to blink.

blink remember

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I now pronounce you two both guilty and dead.

dead guilty pronounce

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Aw, geez. Dad? Help.

geez

↓

Jerry: Then, as fate would have it,

fate jerry

↓

a very large air vent opened beneath them.

beneath opened vent

↓

Our heroes escape execution via the large vented air vent.

escape execution heroes vent

↓

As fate would have it, this is a direct path to the outside.

direct fate path

↓

Slam cut to -- exterior -- New York -- day.

exterior slam york

↓

[ Both grunt ] New York?

grunt york

↓

Why are we in New York?

york

↓

Stop micro-managing me.

managing micro

↓

Then, as fate would have it,

fate

↓

a high-octane Lamborgina pulls up.

pulls

↓

Whoopsie, forgot how to drive.

drive forgot whoopsie

↓

Here kid, catch.

catch

↓

Whoa. The Adderall is hittin'.

hittin whoa

↓

Get in the car

↓

[ Tires squeal ]

squeal tires tires-squeal

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Tires squeal ]

squeal tires tires-squeal

↓

[ Both screaming ]

screaming

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Horn honks ]

honks horn horn-honks

↓

[ Both screaming ]

screaming

↓

Okay, Jerry, now get us to the climax.

jerry

↓

Uh, Nerth Pole?

pole

↓

[ Grunts ] No, t-that's where Samantha built the super weapon.

built grunts samantha super weapon

↓

Dad's trying to get us back on course.

course dads

↓

Hang on.

hang

↓

Yes. We've got curvature.

↓

[ Both grunt ]

grunt

↓

[ Screams ]

screams

↓

Guessing that's your doomsday weapon?

guessing weapon

↓

We're nearin' the end of the movie.

movie

↓

Damn. Samantha built it fast.

built fast samantha

↓

I guess supporting those beneath you -- Here they come!

beneath supporting

↓

[ Panting ]

panting

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

We have 1.63 minutes

minutes

↓

before the melting polar ice caps

caps melting polar

↓

reach the point of no return.

point reach return

↓

-We got company. -Stop that traitor.

company traitor

↓

Shit, Morty, I-I think I figured out the best ending yet.

best ending figured morty

↓

Hello, Mother.

mother

↓

You deal with that. I don't know what that's about.

deal

↓

Come and get me, trees.

trees

↓

Samantha, hey, beautiful job on the w-weapon thing.

samantha weapon

↓

I thought you actually liked my evil plan.

evil liked plan

↓

But let's face it, you're no mother.

face mother

↓

You're just a bad guy.

↓

Step away from that super weapon.

step super weapon

↓

-Let's blast him. -For once, I agree with you.

agree blast

↓

Sto-o-o-p. Don't shoot. He's a good man.

dont-shoot shoot

↓

He saved me.

saved

↓

-No. I'm bad. -Huh?

↓

I only rescued you so I could have you killed.

killed rescued

↓

I hate you, Tannenbaum. You look like a toy.

hate tannenbaum

↓

D-Die already! -Gun!

↓

[ Grunts ]

grunts

↓

See you... next...summer...

summer

↓

Wait. No. No-o-o-o-o!

↓

♪♪

↓

You saved the world from another unarmed man.

another saved world

↓

[ Gasps ] Oh, no. They died?

died gasps

↓

Sometimes saving the world requires complex decisions.

complex decisions requires saving sometimes world

↓

Decisions made by a true leader.

decisions leader

↓

Hail, Tannen-Knight, leader of the Robo-Trees.

hail knight leader robo trees

↓

They did it. What an ending.

ending

↓

They outdone the Gunn.

↓

[ Electricity zapping ]

electricity zapping

↓

-We're back. Oh, my God. -We're alive. Oh. Oh.

alive

↓

We were dead in the movie, actually dead.

dead movie

↓

Wow, Dad. L-Looks like us dying really affected you.

affected dying

↓

No, he just forgot to blink.

blink forgot

↓

Still. I admit it. Making movies is hard.

admit hard movies

↓

From now on, I'm just gonna be an impossible-to-please fan.

impossible

↓

You said it. Let's go troll some comment sections.

comment sections troll

↓

[ Tires squeal ] Oh, God, where'd James Gunn go?

james squeal tires tires-squeal whered

↓

Fuck James Gunn. Where's the Goddamn hard drive?

drive fuck goddamn hard hard-drive james

↓

I'm telling, Mr. Brothers, they cracked the code.

brothers code cracked telling

↓

This won't just put butts in seats and sell popcorn.

butts popcorn seats sell

↓

It will give people hope.

hope

↓

It could save Hollywood. It could change everything.

change hollywood save

↓

Nice work, Mr. Gunn. Give the man a sundae.

sundae

↓

Ooh, I love sundaes.

love

↓

Aah!

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Weakly ] Why was it called a sundae?

called sundae weakly

↓

[ Grunts ]

grunts

↓

♪ It's a "Maximum Velocitree" ♪

maximum

↓

♪ Robotic trees against adversity ♪

trees

↓

♪ It's not rocket science or geometry ♪

rocket science

↓

♪ So sit on back and watch the movie ♪

movie watch

↓

♪ Five trees against a cactus man ♪

cactus five trees

↓

♪ Next summer, we'll be back again ♪

summer

↓

♪ Gotta fill our content demand ♪

content demand fill

↓

♪ If domestic tanks, there's always Japan ♪

domestic japan tanks

↓

♪ All we need is friendship and sunshine ♪

friendship sunshine

↓

♪ Choking on a wild vine ♪

choking wild

↓

♪ No one stops us growing from the ground up ♪

ground growing stops

↓

♪ Baron Thistle and his hench-weeds ♪

weeds

↓

♪ Lookin' like some bad seeds ♪

lookin seeds

↓

♪ Now Velocitrees are gonna round up ♪

round

↓

♪ They have a tendency to fight tyrannic succulents ♪

fight

↓

♪ They have a tendency for kicking plant ass ♪

kicking plant

↓

♪ It's a "Maximum Velocitree" ♪

maximum

↓

Okay, Jerry. All set.

jerry

↓

But for the record, I do not condone

record

↓

using the Movie-lizer in this way.

movie using

↓

Hear that, Dad? You're good to go.

↓

Jerry: Can't believe I'm actually inside "Space Jam 7."

believe jerry space

↓

Oh, hey, LeBron. Still doing this, huh?

↓

Let's get outta here.

outta

↓

Hey, guys, you know how

↓

I've been writing raptor porn on the side?

porn side writing

↓

I'm ready to share it with the world.

ready share world

↓

Oh, well, guess I'll just leave it on this machine

machine

↓

till they come back.

till

↓

[ Movie-lizer whirs, electricity zaps ]

electricity movie whirs

↓

Guys? You still there? Oh, no.

↓

Dear God. What is that?

dear

↓

[ Raptor roaring ] Aah! Stop! Let go of me!

roaring

↓

What are you doing? Stop!

↓

Don't just stand there, Speedy Gonzales.

stand

↓

Do something!

↓

Did you get any of that?