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Rick and Morty

Season 8, Episode 8 — Nomortland

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Nomortland

Air date: July 13, 2025

Director: Fill Marc Sagadraca

Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden

That funemployed life, broh. Jerry makes a friend just as jobless as he is.

Source: TMDB

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And then after that, I have a bunch of meetings.

bunch meetings

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Didn't you guys wrap all that up?

wrap

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You can just say you don't wanna hang out.

hang

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I don't wanna hang out.

hang

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What the hell, who took my kombucha?

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I threw that out, it smelled bad.

smelled threw

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Of course it smelled bad, it's kombucha.

course smelled

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You 'booch, you lose.

lose

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Rick, c-can you portal me to school?

portal rick school

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-No. -Gimme that.

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Hey! Summer! Summer, give it back!

summer

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Honey, did you move the car keys?

honey keys

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Ahp, nevermind, they were at the bottom.

bottom

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Jerry: Well, that is the last time

jerry

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I eat full-fat ice cream after midnight --

cream full midnight

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Um...

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Okay?

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Hey!

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What are you --

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Hey!

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♪♪

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Alright, alright, I yield!

alright yield

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Geez, you're fast.

fast geez

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Are you... a-a clone of me?

clone

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Did Rick -- Don't -- Don't tell Rick.

rick

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You want me not talkin'? Then you better start talkin'.

start talkin

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Not here. C'mon, you can buy me lunch.

lunch

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I'm not buying you lunch!

buying lunch

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What if we call it "Breakfast 2"?

breakfast

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No!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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And you're sure Rick won't spy on us here?

rick

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Yeah, he hates the mall.

hates mall

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It's kinda why I come here so much.

kinda

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Or maybe me being here is why he hates it.

hates

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I've actually been thinking about getting a job

thinking

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at American Eagle.

american eagle

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Oooh, the Eagle Man.

eagle oooh

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You gonna eat that?

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Not really. Thanks.

thanks

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Mm. The road provides.

road

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O-Okay, "the road"? Who are you?!

road

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Are -- Are you here from the future?

future

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A-Are you here to kill me?

kill

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You think I came from the future to replace a guy

future replace

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who loves the mall?

loves mall

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I'm a...traveler. From another dimension.

another dimension traveler

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Oho, you stole a portal gun?

portal stole

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What? No, man, that brings the heat.

brings heat

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I more...slip through cracks in the multiverse.

cracks slip

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Your family's cool, by the way.

cool familys

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My Morty and Summer fight way more than yours.

fight morty summer

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Well, you don't seem like a serial killer.

killer serial serial-killer

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And I bet I'd know.

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But you can't stay here. No sweat, Eagle Man.

eagle sweat

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Just get me back to your upstairs closet.

closet upstairs

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'Kay, well, that is a weird location.

location weird

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If you do try to kill me and take over my life,

kill life

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I can scream very loud.

loud scream

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And you never get caught doing this?

caught

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Jerrys are basically invisible. It's our superpower.

invisible

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Nobody sees us -- Jerry! Get in here!

jerry nobody sees

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Shit! He saw you! Oh, God!

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What's all this shit in the freezer?!

freezer

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Go! What?

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Don't make him any more suspicious, talk to him!

suspicious

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Uh, uh -- I'll meet you upstairs!

meet upstairs

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Hey, Rick!

rick

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Your frozen dumplings are still in there, Jerry.

frozen jerry

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There's limited space in there, Jerry.

jerry limited space

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W-We all live here together.

live

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Hey! Hey! [ Snaps fingers ]

fingers snaps snaps-fingers

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Look at me when I'm talking to you.

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You catch that episode of "Naked And Alone" last night?

alone catch episode naked night

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Hey, between you and me?

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I think that guy likes to drink the yak piss.

drink likes piss

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Are -- Are you making conversation with me?

conversation

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Sorry! Sorry.

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I guess I do watch that TV show.

watch

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And he does seem excited about the piss.

excited piss

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He does!

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Okay. Good.

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Don't waste my freezer space.

freezer space waste

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And don't fucking blindside me with small talk!

fucking

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Phew! I think I'm in the clear.

clear phew

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As long as I eat those dumplings.

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Are you... smelling my shirts?

shirts smelling

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What? No.

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In a few dimensions,

dimensions

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Rick gives Beth

beth gives rick

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a spatially-dilated walk-in closet.

closet dilated walk

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Heh. Beth is always asking for that.

asking beth

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Yeah, you guys are in the same dimensional neighborhood.

neighborhood

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And you can't bend reality as often as Rick

bend often reality rick

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without the occasional --

occasional

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Bingo.

bingo

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And -- And -- And what does that lead to?

lead

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Buddy, a guy like us can hike the whole multiverse --

buddy hike whole

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without even leavin' the house.

house

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You wanna see?

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Do I want to stick my hand through a wall?

hand stick wall

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Uh, not really. It's just one stop over.

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C'mon. Quit thinkin' like a Jerry and live a little.

jerry live quit thinkin

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Rick: Jerry! I'm still angry at you for talking to me!

angry jerry rick

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Gah!

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You...You promise you'll get me home?

home promise

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I promise.

promise

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♪♪

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Holy shit, this is insane.

holy insane

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Pretty mind-blowing, huh?

blowing mind

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We try to mark safe trails for each other.

mark safe

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Upside-down coaster means it's cool.

coaster cool upside

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Bla bla bla blah!! Blah, blahblah!

blah

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Blah blahblah!

blah

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In this reality, all words are "blah."

blah reality words

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I-I kinda get what they're saying.

kinda

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Blah bla BLAH! Bla blablah Bla!

blah

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C'mon. Upstairs bathroom. One at a time.

bathroom upstairs

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Uhh...

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[ Rick and Morty shouting "Blah" ]

blah morty rick shouting

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Ohhhhh, this is insane, this is insane.

insane

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[ Heartbeat ]

heartbeat

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Blah blahblah bla blah blahblah BLA!!

blah

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...Blah?

blah

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Blah! Blah bla blah bla blah!

blah

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Oh, holy shit, she saw me!

holy

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I know! You did great!

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That was crazy!

crazy

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Okay, where -- where to next?

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Yes! Fuck yeah, Eagle Man!

eagle fuck

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Here, get in.

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Infinite mirror tunnel.

infinite mirror tunnel

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Man, so weird and specific,

specific weird

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how do you find these things?

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That's the thing about being a Jerry.

jerry

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You got all day to look.

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Get close, I almost lost a finger doing this.

close finger lost

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Ah!

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It's so cold.

cold

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Oh, Jesus.

jesus

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Here. This way.

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Whoa. Mm-hmm.

whoa

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Without the trail, this family would just be gone.

family gone trail

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But the road remembers.

remembers road

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There's...so many of us.

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Here.

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♪♪

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You're one of us now, Eagle Man.

eagle

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Well, technically it was a piece of your shirt I stuck up there.

piece shirt stuck technically

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You still don't get it, buddy. We're the same.

buddy

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Okay, but how much of the road is depressing like this place?

depressing place road

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Not that much, not that much.

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[ Rusted Root's "Send Me On My Way" plays ]

plays roots send

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♪ On my way, on my way ♪

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♪ On my way, on my way ♪

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♪ I would like to reach out my hand ♪

hand reach

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♪ Oombayseeyou, oombaytellyou to run ♪

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♪ On my way, on my way ♪

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♪ Omabadee, seemoobadeeyah ♪

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♪ Well, pick me up with golden hand ♪

golden hand pick

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♪ And oombayseeyou, oombaytellyou to run ♪

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♪ On my way, on my way ♪

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♪ Omabadee, seemoobadeeyah ♪

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♪ Well ♪

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♪ Hii would like to hoole my little ha ♪

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♪ A-wee will ruh, a-we will, a-wee will craa, a-whe whill ♪

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Jeeeeerrrrryyyyy!

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Ay, man, you see where I put the margarita machine?

machine margarita

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T-The good one, the -- the science one.

science

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You left it in the shower.

left shower

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Boy. I-I might be livin' a little too anchors-up, Jerry.

jerry livin might

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You -- You want a margarita?

margarita

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All good.

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He has to know that's not you.

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Well, if he does, he doesn't care.

care

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Alright, we gotta get moving,

alright moving

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there's a killer view two stops over.

killer stops view

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You guys want a ceviche to go?

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Wow.

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And Rick turned the moon into a disco ball for...

ball disco moon rick turned

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Morty's Winter Formal? Beautiful, right?

formal winter

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Honestly, Eagle Man, I didn't think you'd come out this far.

eagle

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Way to prove me wrong. I mean...

prove

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I'm not actually from the dimension you found me in.

dimension found

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My whole family jumped together.

family jumped whole whole-family

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And when the space version of my wife showed up,

showed space version wife

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I thought she'd hate me...

hate shed

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and she did.

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But then I turned into a bug and we all had sex.

turned

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Eagle Man! God damn.

eagle

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I-I-I guess it is all pretty cool when I say it out loud.

cool loud

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Thanks for opening my eyes to that.

eyes opening thanks

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I'm just you, brother.

brother

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Welp, outta suds.

outta

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And I did promise to get you home.

home promise

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Thanks for ridin' with me.

thanks

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It's the most fun I've had in a while.

fun

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Wait, one second -- Ooh! Whoa!

second whoa

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Uhp, hold on, heh, I'm a little drunk.

drunk

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If this dimension's Jerry was like me,

dimensions jerry

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he'd keep a 12-pack in the bathroom

bathroom pack

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for the occasional shower beer.

beer occasional shower

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Eagle Man!

eagle

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These, uh -- Yeah.

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These are warm.

warm

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Shit, shit, shit, we're cutting it close.

close cutting

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Ugh, slow down. So much liquid in my stomach.

liquid slow stomach

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I'm not being contrarian,

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I-I just think it'd be gross to do that to a cat.

gross

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Squeamish Morty.

morty

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I'm not squeamish --

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No, no, no, shit!

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We missed the connection?

connection missed

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What does that mean, what does that mean?!

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It's all good, Jerry. We're fine.

jerry

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Look. Those guys portal into this Taco-la-Taco every week.

portal taco week

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There's a Gene we can stay with

gene

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while we wait -- he's hip to the scene,

scene

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even has a few cots in his basement -- A week from now?!

basement week

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I can't stay with some Gene for a week,

gene week

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Rick will just replace me.

replace rick

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No, he won't.

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They won't even notice you've been gone.

gone notice

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That's not a good thing! Gah.

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There is one way, but --

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Get me home!

home

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Okay, but why's it out in the woods?

whys woods

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You wanna get home fast, right?

fast home

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Only way to do that's through Grand Central.

central grand

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Couple parallel Mortys tried to pull a keg

couple parallel pull tried

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outta their Bag of Holding, turned it inside out.

holding outta turned

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Now it's kind of a... toll road.

road toll

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Oh!

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Hey there. I'm Eagle Man.

eagle

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Got two coming out at Burlap.

coming

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Walkie Talkie: Copy that.

copy talkie walkie walkie-talkie

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So...were you camping, or --

camping

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Get in.

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Welcome to Grand Central.

central grand welcome

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It's, uh, not my favorite place.

favorite place

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Who are these bandana guys?

bandana

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Sometimes your family goes on an adventure and doesn't come back.

adventure family sometimes

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The dude that runs this place,

place runs

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he collects Jerrys that get left behind.

behind left left-behind

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Come on. Boss is ready to see you.

boss ready

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Uh...? Play it cool.

cool

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Hey, Boss! Mooch!

boss

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"Mooch"? It's my road name.

name road

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Who's this?

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Meet Eagle Man. He's cool.

cool eagle meet

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I rescued him from working at the mall.

mall rescued working

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We're just looking to get on the Tundra Line.

line looking

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Fares are up, I'm afraid.

afraid

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A Rick patched that one fridge nexus.

fridge rick

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We've got surge pricing.

surge

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Right, no problem.

problem

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Whoa. I thought you didn't have a job.

whoa

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He doesn't. Get this --

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We all use the same ATM pin.

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3-8-5-2.

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That's my ATM pin!

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Mm-hmm. The road provides.

road

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Wait, you steal from other Jerrys?

steal

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Maybe.

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Or maybe poor, silly Jerry was just careless with his money.

careless jerry money poor silly

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Who would believe him anyway?

believe

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Hey! That hurts!

hurts

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You pick this guy up in the sensitive dimension?

dimension pick sensitive

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Search them both. Hey, fuck you, pal.

fuck search

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Jerry, just relax! Well, this guy sucks!

jerry relax sucks

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Seriously, Mooch. Where did you pick him up?

pick

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You mapping new routes and keepin' 'em to yourself?

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Take it all. We just wanna pass through.

pass

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You don't wanna mess with me, pal.

mess

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My Rick could kick your ass.

kick rick

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You little suburbs pussy.

pussy suburbs

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You shouldn't need Rick -- Rick should need you.

rick

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You just need to find his pressure points.

points pressure

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Ow, ow, ow, ow!

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Take these two back to this guy's station

station

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and blacklist them both.

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Alright, alright! Geez!

alright geez

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Hey! Get off of me!

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Hey!

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♪♪

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No, no, no! They cut us off!

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I can still get home, right?

home

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Fuck!

fuck

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Goddamnit! I told you to play it cool!

cool goddamnit

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This was all I had, man! The road was my life!

life road

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What about my life?

life

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I didn't ask for any of this, you just showed up at my house!

house showed

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Okay, okay, here's my pitch -- uh, we get jobs as dock workers,

dock jobs pitch workers

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tell them we're twins or something,

twins

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uh, save up for three months and move to Spain.

months save spain three three-months

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We'll open a dance studio -- start small,

dance open start studio

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but eventually -- I'm not doing any of that!

eventually

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Where even are we?!

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Morty's high school?

school

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Yeah. This used to be my dimension.

dimension used

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The shed was my way out. Oh, screw this.

screw shed

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Hey! Where are you going? To our house!

house

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There's gotta be an exit somewhere!

exit

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Bad idea. T-T-There is no house. You expect me to trust you?!

expect house idea trust

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What was I thinking?!

thinking

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That I'd become some sort of hillbilly road-sage?

become hillbilly road sage

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A cool prospector?

cool

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My family loves me and I threw it away -- for this?

family loves threw

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Stupid, Jerry. Stupid! No, wait!

jerry stupid

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I-I left my dimension because I felt unappreciated

dimension left

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and by the time I found my way back, Beth had remarried!

beth found

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Oh, my God. Yeah.

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This whole time you've been preaching about freedom

freedom whole

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and gettin' out there.

gettin

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But you're not brave. You have to live like this.

brave live

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You're the least cool version of me I've ever met.

cool least version

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You're right, you're right, I'm a loser.

loser

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Let's just do anything other than face my family, please?

face family

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Hello? Oh, my God, Jerry!

jerry

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And there's two of you!

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Hi, there, Paul Fleischman, CPA.

paul

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Hi. I'm Jerry. It's a pleasure.

jerry pleasure

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Beth! Jerry's back!

beth

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And another one!

another

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Come on in. Can I get you guys some coffee?

coffee

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I'm a tea guy myself. Earl Grey, little milk.

earl grey milk

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-Morty: Dad? -Summer: Oh, my God! -Beth: Jerry?

beth jerry morty summer

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Hi...family.

family

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Rick: What the fuck is going on?

fuck rick

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You walked out on us to dumpster dive across the multiverse?

dive dumpster walked

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You resented me!

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T-The kids didn't respect me, Rick hates me,

hates kids respect rick

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how long did it take before you even noticed I was gone?

gone noticed

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Oh, we noticed, asshole! Don't put that on us.

asshole noticed

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Yeah, maybe do something worthy of our respect.

respect worthy

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Like not disappearing. Good point, Morty.

morty point

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Oh, now Rick has thoughts on abandonment?

rick thoughts

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I just said "good point." I'm glad you left.

glad left point

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Coming here was a bad idea.

coming idea

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Hey. Stop disappearing for once!

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Mooch loves you guys.

loves

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You're all he talks about out there.

talks

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Morty, you love to eat bugs... Sure do!

bugs love morty

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...and Summer, you hate showering.

hate showering summer

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Not as much anymore, I've actually been working on it.

anymore working

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Aw, honey!

honey

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It's true. I miss you guys so much.

miss

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I mean, after wandering around a bit, I did come back.

wandering

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But Beth had met Paul

beth paul

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and you all seemed so happy.

happy seemed

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We are happy.

happy

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But that doesn't mean we hate you.

hate

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I mean, we hate you a little bit.

hate

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Yeah, P-Paul's pretty cool.

cool

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I-I don't wanna say we "won the breakup" but --

breakup

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Guys, don't pile on! Jerry's trying to apologize!

apologize pile

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No, I deserve it.

deserve

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I thought you took me for granted...

granted

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but it was the other way around.

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[ Sighs ] Rick.

rick sighs

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Ugh. Here we go.

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I promised Jerry I'd get him home.

home jerry promised

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Is there any way -- Address?

address

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Oh. Uh. Hmm.

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Is it a number? Or like a lot of letters? Uh-oh.

letters number

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We say "Parmesan" weird, like "Parmee-sian."

weird

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D-Does your portal gun use keywords?

portal

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We could... go door-to-door?

door

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We cannot go door-to-door.

cannot door

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Hey, maybe we -- we just get back on the road?

road

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Uh, there's a shed by the high school, we'll -- we'll show you.

school shed

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If these guys try to kill me in the shed, I will not hold back.

kill shed

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Fair's fair. I'll be mean about it.

fair

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Mean deaths.

deaths

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Can you blame me for leaving? No, I get it.

blame leaving

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It was really great to see you guys.

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Thanks for taking care of them, Paul.

care paul thanks

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It's your family, Jerry. I'm just living in it.

family jerry living

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Bye, Jer. See you around.

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Let's go.

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The only way back to your reality

reality

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is through Grand Central.

central grand

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Those Bandana Jerrys will be on the lookout for us.

bandana lookout

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I know. But I've got an idea.

idea

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Leave my reality.

reality

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Oh, hey, guys.

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Oh! Uh, hi. Jerry.

jerry

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Loving the, uh, five o'clock shadow.

five loving oclock shadow

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And I love your...bandana.

bandana love

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♪♪

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They're onto us! Run!

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Stop them! It's Mooch and that other guy!

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Aah! My beans!

beans

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Where am I going?!

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Couch! Rick's "lost remote control" nexus!

control couch lost remote

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Dive, dive, dive!

dive

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Boss! We got a problem!

boss problem

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What the hell?

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You fucked up now, Mooch.

fucked

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You should've just stayed off the road.

road shouldve stayed

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Damn it! He knows all the exits.

exits knows

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This is a dream. This is some kind of weird hallucination.

dream weird

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I-I ate too many mushrooms.

mushrooms

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Excuse me? Back to the couch!

couch excuse

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[ Rusted Root's "Send Me On My Way" plays ]

plays roots send

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♪ On my way, on my way ♪

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♪ On my way, on my way ♪

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♪ I would like to reach out my hand ♪

hand reach

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♪ Oombayseeyou, oombaytellyou to run ♪

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♪ On my way, on my way ♪

↓

♪ Omabadee, seemoobadeeyah ♪

↓

♪ Well, pick me up with golden hand ♪

golden hand pick

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♪ And oombayseeyou, oombaytellyou to run ♪

↓

♪ On my way, on my way ♪

↓

♪ Omabadee, seemoobadeeyah ♪

↓

♪ Well, I would like to hold my little hand ♪

hand

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♪ And we will run, we will, we will crawl, we will ♪

crawl

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♪ I would like to hold my little hand ♪

hand

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♪ And we will run, we will, we will crawl ♪

crawl

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Hey! Not cool, man!

cool

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I'll never stop chasing you, Mooch!

chasing

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The road is mine!

road

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Shit! This guy is persistent!

↓

He'd probably really thrive at American Eagle.

american eagle thrive

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I-I got an idea.

idea

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It's risky, but do you trust me?

risky trust

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Hey, I'm you, brother.

brother

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Hyah! [ Mouse roars ]

hyah mouse roars

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I'm so glad making the mouse big didn't kill it!

glad kill mouse

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It eventually might.

eventually might

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It's -- It's -- It's like big dogs, or Andre The Giant --

andre dogs giant

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St-Stop, the mouse is gonna be okay!

mouse

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Hyah!

hyah

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Those doubling-back sons of bitches!

bitches sons

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Oh, oh, B-Boss, you just missed it.

boss missed

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Those guys came by on a giant mouse.

giant mouse

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You're fucking useless, you know that?

fucking useless

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Ow! T-That -- That cool jacket changed you, Jerry!

changed cool jacket jerry

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You're a mean guy now!

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A-And you pull me out of my chairs too much!

chairs pull

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Hey! Get the golf cart.

cart golf golf-cart

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Hey! Aah!

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Ah! Aah!

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[ Horn honks ]

honks horn horn-honks

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There they are!

↓

Quick, come on!

quick

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I'm gonna kill you, Mooch!

kill

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And then I'm gonna fuck your wife!

fuck wife

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Good luck! She's married!

luck married

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It's Jerrys like you that make me sick!

sick

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Why can't you just stay home?!

home

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I'm trying!

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You guys suck! You're weak!

suck weak

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Not like me, I'm cool! I'm nothing like you!

cool

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He's got a gun?!

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No! No!

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Happy trails, bitch.

bitch happy

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Think those other Jerrys will be okay?

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Will we? I think I maybe just killed a guy.

killed

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You can't think about it.

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It's the one thing I've learned, you can't think about it.

learned

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Well. This is me.

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Nice place you got here.

place

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Thanks. So, what are you gonna do now?

thanks

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You could hang out here for a bit.

hang

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I-I can always have Beth buy more cereal.

beth cereal

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Mm. I've eaten on someone else's tab long enough.

eaten elses

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Besides, maybe Boss Jerry's gone now

besides boss gone

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and the road can open back up.

open road

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Hell of a trip, Eagle Man.

eagle trip

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See you around, Mooch.

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[ Portal warbles ]

portal

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What the hell? Guys!

↓

I found him! He was in the bedroom!

bedroom found

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I-I thought I checked in here.

checked

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You guys were looking for me?

looking

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Okay, good, you found him.

found

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Told you I didn't compost his ass.

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God, get blamed for everything.

blamed

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We were so worried about you, Jerry.

jerry worried

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You missed Morty mating with an octopus.

missed morty octopus

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It'll probably happen again.

happen itll

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What were you even doing up here?

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Oh, you know, just taking some "me" time.

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Gross!

gross

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Well, I wasn't jerking off, if that's what you're implying.

implying jerking

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Ew, what the fuck?!

fuck

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Who said that? You just look grody!

↓

Yeah, y-you need to get out more, Dad.

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What the fuck was that? Uh, nothing.

fuck

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Eh, a guy like you, might be good for ya.

might

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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I-I think I saw a yak out there.

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If I capture it and keep it alive,

alive capture

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I should be able to drink its piss for two weeks.

able drink piss weeks

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Probably even three.

three

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Hey, Dad, have you seen the--

seen

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Oh, God, Jesus! Come on, Dad!

jesus

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What? It's the culture of the show!

culture

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You're supposed to watch it naked!

naked supposed watch

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It is the culture of the show, honey.

culture honey

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Guys! We all use those couches!

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[ Slurping ]

slurping

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Mhm. You're so right about this guy.

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Turn it up.

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Did you get any of that?