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Rick and Morty

Season 8, Episode 9 — Morty Daddy

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Morty Daddy

Air date: July 20, 2025

Director: Eugene Huang

Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden

Summer and Rick dine OUT, broh. Fancy restaurant stuff. Morty reconnects with someone from his past.

Source: TMDB

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I gotta ask, is someone requesting pancakes

pancakes requesting

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because it feels like we eat them all the time.

feels

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[ Cellphone buzzing ]

buzzing cellphone

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It just says, "The hospital."

hospital

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Bold caller I.D.

bold caller

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Hello? Oh. H-Hey, Junior.

junior

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Oh, geez.

geez

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Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah. Bye.

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That was my son...

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Morty Jr., with the hands,

hands morty

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you know, coming out of his head.

coming head

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Oh fuuuuuuck that guy!

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Ugh. Boo.

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Guys! Come on! Morty.

morty

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He wrote a "New York Times" bestseller

times wrote york york-times

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about what a bad dad you are.

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It made us look bad for raising you.

raising

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From one writer to another, the guy is a hack piece of shit.

another hack piece writer

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It's okay to hate your kids, Morty.

hate kids morty

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But he called from the hospital.

called hospital

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[ Gasps ] You think he's dying?

dying gasps

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Who cares?

cares

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[ Cellphone buzzing ]

buzzing cellphone

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Well, it's not me.

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[ Burps ] Oh, shit. Our table's ready.

burps ready tables

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OMG!

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Summer made me get a reservation for us

reservation summer

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at some dumb Pre-Cog restaurant.

dumb restaurant

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It's the toast of Food-Tok.

food toast

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They predetermine what you'd want to eat

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before you even get there.

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Time to see if this place is worth having to go to it.

having place worth

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It'll beat this shit. [ Glass shatters ]

beat glass glass-shatters itll shatters

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Opa! [ Glass shatters ]

glass glass-shatters shatters

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Hey, Morty. Sorry about your terrible son.

morty

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I say let him die alone in that hospital bed.

alone hospital

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[ Buzzing ]

buzzing

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Damn. Rule of threes, huh?

rule threes

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Oh! My vibrator.

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Sorry, honey.

honey

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Our vibrator.

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What, do you want me to pull it out and show it to you?

pull

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We're good. Let's get the hell out of here.

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Jesus Christ.

christ jesus jesus-christ

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Welcome back to "Downbeat: The Game The Show."

game welcome

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Contestants, you know the rules.

contestants rules

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Father, you came.

father

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Junior. Wow, you got old fast.

fast junior

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Well, time flies when you're a Gazorpian.

flies

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I suppose you read the book.

book read suppose

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It was hard to avoid for a while.

avoid hard

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Yeah, you said some tough stuff

stuff tough

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to a pretty wide audience.

audience wide

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I'm...sorry.

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Hey, that's family, I guess.

family

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Can't help but notice you're...dying?

dying notice

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[ Chuckles ] I didn't ask you here

chuckles

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to talk about that.

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I was hoping you'd help me make peace with my mother.

hoping mother peace

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Ohh...yeah. That might be tough.

might tough

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Um, the thing is, your mother was...

mother

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A semen receptacle?

semen

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Oh. You, uh, you heard. Huh?

heard

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I know she was made to process seed

process seed

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and never technically alive,

alive technically

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but I'd still like to pay my respects.

respects

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Well, see, I'm not proud of where she ended up.

ended proud

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You think I'm proud of any of my life choices?

choices life proud

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Yeah, I did hear about the, uh,

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the soft canceling.

canceling soft

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Oh.

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I didn't take any joy from it.

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You know what? Let's -- Let's see what we can do.

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Summer: I love when restaurants have a big tank.

love restaurants summer tank

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I don't know, this aesthetic

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really clashes with the table buzzer.

buzzer table

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Smith, party of two.

party smith

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Oh, my God. So worth it.

worth

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Perfectly predicted.

perfectly predicted

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Oh, I did want this, but I never saw it coming.

coming

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Oh, snap, the wooden balls.

balls snap wooden

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You think the cogs are behind there?

behind

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Who cares? This place is all gimmick.

cares place

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Are you grumpy about everything?

grumpy

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They bring you food and you eat it.

bring food

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Ooh, that's totally us.

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What do you think I ordered, ribs? No, boring.

boring ordered ribs

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Space ribs.

ribs space

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Oh, nice. Morlackian fawn.

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Aside its mother's tentacle.

aside mothers

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Mm. Pretty good.

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See? Lay it on me.

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Avocado toast?

avocado toast

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With cracked pepper on top.

cracked pepper

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O...kay.

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I mean, pepper's pretty normal.

normal peppers

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So are you. You brought us to a restaurant from the Internet.

brought internet restaurant

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[ Whirs, beeps ]

beeps whirs

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Ew. Okay.

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Yes, I guess I deserve this.

deserve

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You're not pranking me?

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No, no, this is where Gwendolyn was laid to rest.

laid rest

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Is this your trash bin?

trash

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Rick's... gar-bage por-tal.

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Uh, it doesn't sound any better.

sound

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Look, I told you I wasn't proud of this.

proud

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Alright then.

alright

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[ Clears throat ] "Mother,

clears clears-throat mother throat

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I'm told your mouth was always open.

mouth open

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But I'm sure your heart was as well."

heart

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Ah, who am I kidding? This sucks.

kidding sucks

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Wait. I-I see you're making a move to go in.

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I will go in first. Okay?

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Morty Jr.: Whoa!

morty whoa

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How much stuff does your grandfather throw away?

grandfather stuff throw

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A lot.

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He likes to get drunk and invent stuff

drunk invent likes stuff

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that doesn't make any sense.

sense

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Pretty wasteful.

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Yeah, that's why Rick built Salva-tron --

built rick

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a self-replicating system

self system

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that filters the trash for anything valuable.

filters trash valuable

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Oh, they're coming over. Just a formality.

coming formality

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Salva-tron: Value detected. Value detected.

value

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[ Clears throat ] Uh...hmm.

clears clears-throat throat

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Uh, hesitancy detected?

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Yeah. What's up?

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Uh, it's just if I find anything of value,

value

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I have to tell Rick about it.

rick

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Okay.

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And, you know, talking to Rick can be dicey.

rick

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I mean, the last Salva-tron found a bag of diamonds,

diamonds found

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and Rick yelled at them about how diamonds are bullshit.

bullshit diamonds rick yelled

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Right. But I'm his grandson.

grandson

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How do I know he didn't throw his grandson away?

grandson throw

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Sorry, pal, but I can't risk it.

risk

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Good news is, you will look like trash when I'm done.

news trash

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Run!

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How was that good news?!

news

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[ Gasps ] Mmm-mmm.

gasps

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Even the plate tastes good.

plate tastes

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What's the story with dessert?

dessert story

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Can I just ask for lava cake?

cake lava

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Or do I have to think it at them?

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Alright, I'll try it.

alright

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Maybe I'm missing something.

missing

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No! It's just fucking avocado toast!

avocado fucking toast

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And the avocado's not even that ripe.

ripe

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Summer, this place runs on future-predicty

future place runs summer

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pre-cog bullshit.

bullshit

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You don't want to get caught up in that.

caught

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I'm gonna say something. No! Summer!

summer

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You're not Morty. I can't just grab you.

grab morty

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Which one of you assholes --

assholes

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Did this to me?

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Hey, no finishing my sentences.

finishing sentences

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You're wrong about me.

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I want hype, sophisticated space food

food hype sophisticated space

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with an element of cruelty in its preparation.

cruelty element preparation

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Come on, Sum-Sum, they're clearly luring us

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into some complicated, 12-steps-ahead examination

ahead complicated steps

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of determinism and causality.

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Anything you do here pulls us further into their bullshit.

bullshit further pulls

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I'm -- Pre-Cogs: More complex than that.

complex

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I said stop that! I said stop that!

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Ohh! You guys think you know everything

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with your big heads and slimming bodysuits,

heads

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but maybe you won't see this!

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Ow! Fuck!

fuck

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Jesus, Summer! You hit it with a pan?

jesus summer

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I thought it would see it coming.

coming

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I even teed it up a little.

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Officer: Summer Smith, come out with your hands up.

hands officer smith summer

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You are under arrest.

arrest

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How'd the cops get here so fast? They obviously --

cops fast howd obviously

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Pre-Cogs: Called in a tip ahead of time.

ahead called

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Ohh! You like that?

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You like us saying the same thing at the same time?

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'Cause that could be the whole story, Summer.

story summer whole whole-story

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Except it won't, because --

except

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Pre-Cogs: The cops are surrounding us.

cops

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Shut up! We're stuck in this now.

stuck

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The only reason I haven't burned this place to the ground

burned ground place reason

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is because the cogs probably want that.

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Rick Sanchez will realize the cogs are a better hang.

hang realize rick sanchez

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What? That would only be true if --

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The cogs only want what he wants.

wants

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Okay. What do I want? Dessert!

dessert

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It is already ordered.

ordered

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Pre-Cog 2: To a cool safehouse.

cool

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I'm listening.

listening

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You're flipping sides over dessert?

dessert flipping sides

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Hey, I like my meal.

meal

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But this is exactly what you said they'd do to me.

theyd

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Yeah. And you got us into this mess.

mess

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New plan, Summer, we're taking these cogs to go.

plan summer

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[ Both screaming ]

screaming

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Come back!

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Maybe I just need to scan you again.

scan

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[ Both screaming ]

screaming

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Guys? Hello?

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I see a bunch of rubble.

bunch rubble

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Is it safe to say I killed you?

killed safe

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Salva-tron, you've done it again.

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[ Grunts ] Ah! Junior!

grunts junior

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Oh, God. Are you okay?

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I hope I didn't speed up your death.

death hope speed

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I'm alright...I-I think. Is that

alright

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a walking pizza box?

pizza walking

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It's not safe here. Come quickly.

quickly safe

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We call it Garbtopia because it's made of garbage.

garbage

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Yeah, I got it.

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So Salva-tron's just been attacking everything?

attacking

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If it's all garbage, there's no need to tell Rick.

garbage rick

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Morty Jr.: Look at all these eclectic survivors.

morty survivors

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Morty: Yeah, there was a while

morty

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where Rick's inventions could all walk and talk.

walk

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Hey, big boy. Wanna drain that python?

drain python

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Ehh, it was a short period.

period short

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Hey, uh, we're looking for someone.

looking

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Can you help us?

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I think I saw her in the graveyard.

graveyard

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[ Farts ]

farts

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Down that tunnel over there.

tunnel

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Oh, and the pizza points the way.

pizza points

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Wish you hadn't shit it on the ground.

ground wish

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I'm kind of hungry. Junior?

hungry junior

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Gobliniduss, claim your magic power!

claim magic power

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But how do I find it?

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♪ Brave little goblin, all alone ♪

alone brave goblin

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♪ No parents here to raise you ♪

parents raise

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♪ Go, little goblin, leave that home ♪

goblin home

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♪ Your magic will amaze you ♪

magic

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It's the enchanted Goblin series.

enchanted goblin series

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Yeah, it's like our Bible down here.

bible

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I wrote "Enchanted Goblin."

enchanted goblin wrote

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All seven books.

books seven

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I guess you really enjoyed that box set I sent you.

enjoyed sent

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We have a complicated relationship!

complicated relationship

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No, no,

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my first book wouldn't exactly have left you aching for more.

book left

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That's all in the past, son.

past

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I'm glad we're on this adventure together.

adventure glad

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Now, what do you say we go see your dead mom?

dead

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Summer Smith, 2:00.

smith summer

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She complains about you having a good time.

having

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Don't get in the water.

water

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I need a dry person to hand me things.

hand person

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We've been here for hours.

hours

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By design, it's called holing up.

called design

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Relax.

relax

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Have some of the giant eclair they knew would delight me.

delight giant

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It really is so fun that it's big.

fun

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Summer Smith will not relax.

relax smith summer

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Yeah, because Rick's hanging with you guys instead of me.

hanging

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Summer, you threw a pan at them and they took us to a pool.

pool summer threw

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The cogs are great.

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Check this out.

check

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See this? We didn't rehearse it at all.

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So much for being trapped in its cog bullshit.

bullshit trapped

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Weren't you all worried about its end game?

game worried

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Summer, this is its endgame. It loves me.

loves summer

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And if it wanted to be free,

free wanted

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it could leave at any time it wants.

wants

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Open-door policy.

door open policy

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Gasp! Oh, come on.

gasp

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Like you didn't know I'd do that.

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Why are you sulking?

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You wanted to be at a restaurant with cogs.

restaurant wanted

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This is nominally different at best.

best

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I wanted to be at a restaurant with you.

restaurant wanted

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I just wanted you to try some cool shit with me.

cool wanted

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Summer, you wanted me on this dumb hang

dumb hang summer wanted

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because deep down, you think you know what I want.

deep

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This thing actually knows before I even want it.

knows

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Mmm. Wow. Eclair's good wet, too.

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Pre-Cogs: Rick does Jell-O shots.

jell rick shots

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Rick does Jell-O shots.

jell rick shots

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These cogs know what's up.

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[ Doorbell rings ] Man: Jell-O shot delivery.

delivery doorbell doorbell-rings jell rings shot

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Can you grab 'em, Summer?

grab summer

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This is why it's good to have someone out of the pool.

pool

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I -- Pre-Cogs: Hate these cog assholes.

assholes hate

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[ Laughing ] I love you guys.

laughing love

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All: Shots, shots, shots!

shots

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My God.

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Yeah, I guess one man's trash

mans trash

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is another man's beautiful cemetery?

another another-mans cemetery mans

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Looks like there's a sex-robot section

robot section

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over that way.

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There she is.

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Hello, Mother.

mother

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It's me, your baby boy.

baby

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I wish I could have known you.

known wish

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She was the finest I ever had.

finest

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Well, top three. Top five, at least.

five least three

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Oh, top five, eh?

five

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There's a lot more than five, too.

five

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It's high praise.

praise

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Your mom could really throw it back.

throw

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Oh, I know a thing or two about ranking

ranking

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whom I've slept with.

slept

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Oh, yeah?

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Two words -- Heather Locklear.

heather words

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That's my boy.

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Thank you for bringing me here...Dad.

bringing

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You're welcome, son. I'm happy we did this.

happy welcome

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So...are...we!

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God! Who are you?!

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L-Let us go!

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I am that which should not be.

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I am the trash of the trash.

trash

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They don't let me live with everyone else.

live

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Human boy. Rick spawn.

human rick spawn

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I know you can open the door to the up-above.

door open

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Salva-tron will kill us up there!

kill

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I'll take my chances.

chances

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I'm sorry, Junior.

junior

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I was a horrible father.

father horrible

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I didn't understand the consequences of anything.

consequences

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And now this thing's gonna kill us

kill

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when you were already dying.

dying

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I'm the fucking worst.

fucking worst

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Well, I'm -- I'm not actually dying.

dying

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What? You just sort of inferred.

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Projected, really. I never said out loud I was dying.

dying loud

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What?!

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I needed material for my new book.

book material needed

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A sequel to "My Horrible Father."

father horrible

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It's my only book that made money.

book money

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Let me punch him! Let me punch my asshole son!

asshole punch

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You're both assholes.

assholes

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That conversation you just had about ranking women was gross.

conversation gross ranking women

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It was trash planet talk.

planet trash

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So is this! Oh!

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Ugh. No! Junior!

junior

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Junior!!

junior

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Just another day in Garbtopia.

another

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Let's ride. No!

ride

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You suck! My kid sucked, too,

suck sucked

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but I didn't want him to die.

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Shut up!

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Open it with your meat paddle! No!

meat open paddle

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[ Beeping, buzzes ]

beeping buzzes

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Rick: Looks like we got a Scenario 3 here, Morty.

morty rick scenario

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You're clearly leading some kind of trash rebellion

leading rebellion trash

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or something is wearing your skin.

skin wearing

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I don't know, I only recorded three scenarios,

recorded scenarios three

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and the other two are about you doing a Goonies.

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Anyway, talk to Salva-tron. They'll sort this out.

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No, not Salva-tron!

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Rick, it's not a Scenario 3!

rick scenario

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No! Make that ladder come down!

ladder

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I'm trying! I don't want to be here either!

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Aw, man, you're still alive?!

alive

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And what's this fucking thing?

fucking

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This is not good for me.

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Oh!

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I have to get back...

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to my wife.

wife

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[ Powering down ]

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Ah, shit.

↓

Crawl out farther so I can shoot you.

crawl farther shoot

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Why would I do that? Ugh!

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Fine. I'll do it myself.

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Seriously?

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This trash is not sturdy.

sturdy trash

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Alright. I'm actually gonna go check this time.

alright check

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There's tunnels down here?! Ah, geez.

geez tunnels

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Yoo-hoo!

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[ Wolf-whistles ]

whistles wolf

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Talk about value detected.

value

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Aah!

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[ Drones screaming ]

screaming

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She had more value than you could ever know.

value

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Junior! You're alive?!

alive junior

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Courtesy of my loyal fans here.

courtesy fans loyal

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These autograph hounds found me dying in the cemetery,

autograph cemetery dying found hounds

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patched me up and tunneled us to you.

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You really found your audience, huh?

audience found

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I'm sorry for trying to sell you out again.

sell

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The only thing that ever made me valuable was...

valuable

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trashing you.

↓

I'm so broke, Dad.

broke

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There are so many paternity lawsuits.

lawsuits

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Let's just say "The New Yorker" has been sniffing around.

sniffing yorker

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Listen, Salva-tron knows about the tunnels.

knows tunnels

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We got to warn everyone. Also, can you sign this now?

sign warn

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[ Groans ] What the...

groans

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Hello? [ Burps ] Summer?

burps summer

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I think the cogs drugged me and bailed.

bailed drugged

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Summer?

summer

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Summer?!

summer

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[ Truck horn blares ] Aah!

blares horn horn-blares truck

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Summer Smith drugs the cogs! Summer Smith drugs the cogs!

drugs smith summer

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Picked up on that, huh?

picked

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Like you didn't know this was coming?

coming

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[ Tires screech, cogs scream ]

scream screech tires tires-screech

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Summer Smith gets us killed.

killed smith summer

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That's right. Or the cogs tell the truth.

truth

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Is avocado toast what I wanted?

avocado toast wanted

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What?

↓

Is avocado toast what I wanted?

avocado toast wanted

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Okay, okay. It wasn't.

↓

And I'm a good hang.

hang

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You are. You were right. We used you

used

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to get to your grandpa to get to you.

grandpa

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Damn right.

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I knew I wasn't a basic avocado-ass bitch,

avocado basic bitch

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so let's just get to where you want to get

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so I can be free of this story.

free story

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We're down. [ Truck horn honking ]

honking horn horn-honking truck

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Oh, shit. Give me back my cogs!

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Sorry, Grandpa!

grandpa

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You said not to get caught up in cog bullshit.

bullshit caught

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So I'm doing the opposite of that.

opposite

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This isn't the opposite of that.

opposite

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Summer Smith makes a hard right in two seconds.

hard makes seconds smith summer

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But that's a billboard.

billboard

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She makes a hard right.

hard makes

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I'm trusting you guys!

trusting

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Holy shit. You guys are amazing.

amazing holy

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[ Thud ] You don't deserve my bald little beauties.

bald beauties deserve thud

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She does a barrel roll.

barrel roll

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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You're ruining this, Summer!

ruining summer

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All that future-predicty cog nonsense

future nonsense

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was finally working for me.

finally working

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Aah!

↓

I thought you wanted to hang out today.

hang today wanted

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Not like this!

↓

She pulls the parking brake.

brake parking pulls

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[ Rick screaming ]

rick screaming

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Left. Right. Right. Left.

left

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She runs her grandpa off the freeway!

freeway grandpa runs

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Uh! Aah!

↓

Trash people. My people.

trash

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Salva-tron knows of Garbtopia. No!

knows

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Our only chance is to take this battle to them!

battle chance

↓

Uh, if I may.

↓

It would be suicide to take a run at Salva-tron's tower.

suicide tower

↓

I agree.

agree

↓

Don't listen to him.

↓

That's just Devil's Advocate bot.

devils

↓

I'm glad Rick trashed him.

glad rick trashed

↓

Uh, if I may. You don't look glad.

glad

↓

[ All murmuring in agreement ]

agreement murmuring

↓

[ Horn blowing ]

blowing horn

↓

Damn, what a noise.

noise

↓

[ Horn blows ]

blows horn horn-blows

↓

The Horn of Gobliniduss is a reminder

horn reminder

↓

that anything is possible.

possible

↓

It was blown before they toppled

blown

↓

Gobnobb the Elf Son in book two.

book

↓

And Bluegalshmoo in book three.

book three

↓

Also the White Wizard in book four.

book four white wizard

↓

Alright, I get it. I went to the same well a lot.

alright

↓

You read "Enchanted Goblin"?

enchanted goblin read

↓

Yeah, I loved it.

loved

↓

I'm 14. I'm the target audience.

audience target

↓

Salva-tron's at the gates!

gates

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

Salva-tron: Value not detected.

value

↓

Pow! Right in the pisser.

↓

I fell for a urinal bomb?!

bomb fell urinal

↓

That's so embarrassing!

embarrassing

↓

Morty, my life was great until you showed up!

life morty showed

↓

[ Growls ]

growls

↓

Eat shit in Hell, tower!

tower

↓

Watch out!

watch

↓

♪♪

↓

My people! Topple your oppressor!

↓

[ All yelling ]

yelling

↓

Salva-tron: Don't... tell Rick...about this.

rick

↓

[ Powering down ]

↓

Poor Salva-tron. They were just like us,

poor

↓

afraid of being discarded.

afraid

↓

But today we begin a new era,

begin today

↓

where everyone has value, especially authors.

especially value

↓

I'm still a little trash.

trash

↓

I guess you get it from your dad.

↓

[ Chuckling ] [ Laughs ]

chuckling laughs

↓

[ All screaming ]

screaming

↓

Right on time. This food truck is very busy.

busy food truck

↓

Yeah, there's even

↓

that staggering old man they mentioned.

mentioned

↓

Jesus. Wow.

jesus

↓

You put us through all that just to help a burnt-out

burnt

↓

restaurant staff start a food truck?

food restaurant staff start truck

↓

Basic.

basic

↓

She is more complex than that.

complex

↓

Damn. Great dog.

↓

That's better than avocado toast?

avocado toast

↓

You don't get nuance.

↓

You sure you cogs don't want to keep hanging out?

hanging

↓

Was it ever real?

real

↓

Rick Sanchez doesn't want to hear the answer to that.

answer rick sanchez

↓

But if he did?

↓

Morty: Ow. Ooh. Ow.

morty

↓

[ Sighs ] I tried the portal again.

portal sighs tried

↓

No dice.

dice

↓

Rick really hates "The Goonies."

hates rick

↓

I think we're going to like it in Garbtopia.

↓

In fact, I've taken a trash wife.

fact taken trash wife

↓

You've taken her?

taken

↓

We gave ourselves to each other.

↓

I'd stay down here even if there was a way out.

↓

They won't be able to make you

able

↓

pay child support down here, huh?

child support

↓

[ Chuckling ] Oh, Dad.

chuckling

↓

Look at the two of us, spending time together.

spending

↓

Yeah. This is nice.

↓

Is that a food truck?

food truck

↓

We're already gentrifying.

↓

Rick! Rick! Rick, get me out of here!

rick

↓

Oh, God!

↓

Don't worry. Our son won't be like him.

worry

↓

It's nothing personal. I'm only 14.

personal

↓

I gotta get out of here.

↓

That was the last time I saw my father.

father

↓

Once more, my mother's voice came to me,

mothers voice

↓

carried on the wind.

carried wind

↓

"Be free, my son."

free

↓

And somehow I did feel free.

free

↓

My father was horrible and my mother was garbage.

father garbage horrible mother

↓

But I knew myself now.

↓

And somehow, that was enough.

↓

Jerry: Told you. That little shit.

jerry

↓

I can't believe he got a book deal on Rick's trash moon.

believe book deal moon trash

↓

Come on, we're boarding. You guys still read books?

boarding books read read-books

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

Order 53, hot cog, Chicago style.

chicago order style

↓

Uh, if I may,

↓

I know there's zero substitutions,

zero

↓

but I would never want onions in my hot dog.

onions

↓

Yes, you do.

↓

Uh, if I may, I do not.

↓

You die of a massive coronary at the age of 43.

massive

↓

Uh, if -- if --

↓

if I may.

↓

Boss wants to see you.

boss wants

↓

Is that a prediction or...?

prediction

↓

Just go talk to him, Steve.

steve

↓

Man: Did you get any of that?