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Rick and Morty

Season 8, Episode 5 — Cryo Mort a Rickver

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Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Cryo Mort a Rickver

Air date: June 22, 2025

Director: Fill Marc Sagadraca

Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden

Broh! Rick and Morty wanna rob a ship in cryosleep. But people are light sleepers, broh.

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Podcast host: You're about to learn the tragic fate

fate host learn podcast tragic

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of the Oak Point High lacrosse team.

lacrosse point team

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But this podcast won't cash in on their specific

cash podcast specific

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and particularly gruesome group decapitation .

group gruesome particularly

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[ Switch clicks ] Too bad. Someone else will.

clicks switch

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It's a big market, man.

market

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Morty, don't just respond.

morty respond

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Find a podcast without scruples.

podcast

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Woman: CryoShip detected.

woman

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Ooh, power's still online? [ Burps ]

burps online powers

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Whattaya think, Morty? Bunch of sleeping beauties?

beauties bunch morty sleeping

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Wanna go tap on some glass?

glass

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Uh, that could be fun.

fun

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W-We haven't done one of those in a while.

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Podcast host #2: Welcome to "Bloodbath"!

bloodbath host podcast welcome

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The podcast that's only grisly details!

details podcast

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[ Burps ] Now we're talking!

burps

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Holy shit. Look at this place.

holy place

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Damn, Morty, ain't just your run-of-the-mill ark ship.

aint mill morty ship

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This thing is gold-plated.

gold

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Wow, w-where do you think they're going?

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Ha ha. Looks like these guys flung themselves into space

space

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after wrecking their home world.

home world wrecking

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This'll be like taking candy from a baby,

baby candy thisll

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if that baby was in a coma.

baby coma

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Oh. We're -- We're robbing them?

robbing

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Morty [burps] what did I just say about scruples?

burps morty

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Whoa, mama. You see this, Morty?

mama morty whoa

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T-T-This thing is fancy.

fancy

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Computer said it's got super-rare hypercoal inside.

computer rare super

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Ha ha ha! The planet they left must be a husk, Morty.

husk left morty must planet

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Woman: Access denied.

access denied woman

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Huh.

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Alright, on second thought,

alright second

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let's just blow a hole in the ship and drag the vault home.

blow drag hole home ship

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What?! Help me with these charges.

charges

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This'll be quick. They got fast countdowns.

fast quick thisll

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Rick, I-I'm fine with taking candy from a baby,

baby candy rick

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but I-I draw the line at blowing up the stroller!

blowing draw line

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What the hell, Morty?!

morty

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We're not literally robbing babies.

babies robbing

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Aah!

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God damn it, Morty! Look what you did!

morty

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They're counting down even faster.

counting faster

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[ Explosion ]

explosion

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Fire detected.

fire

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Emergency Cryo-wake commencing in 30 seconds.

emergency seconds wake

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You little shit! You woke 'em up!

woke

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Good! Let's get outta here! Fuck you.

fuck outta

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I'm not leaving without that hypercoal!

leaving

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Now go find that other pod with a dead guy in it.

dead

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Hey! Sub-Bay 18.

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What dead guy?!

dead

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Just get in the pod with the bones!

bones

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Or don't, and get thrown out an airlock.

thrown

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Cryo-wake in 10 seconds. You did this to yourself, Morty.

morty seconds wake

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Everything that happens after this is your fault.

fault happens

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[ Muffled ] You're gonna wish you were one of those Oak Point kids

kids muffled point wish

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after I get through with you. I'm going, I'm going!

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Don't you run away from me!

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I've got more to yell at you, Morty!

morty yell

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Morty!

morty

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Cryo-wake in three, two... Shit, shit, shit.

three wake

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Whoa! Uh! Uh! Aah! Oh! Ah!

whoa

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[ System powering up ]

system

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♪♪

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Oh, boy.

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Talk about cryo-crick in the neck.

crick neck

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Hope my schwanz still works.

hope works

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[ Children laughing ]

children laughing

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What's a schwanz?

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-Jimmy?! -Oh, my God!

jimmy

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Jimmy? Is that you?!

jimmy

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Umm, no?

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It's our boy, honey --

honey

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He's got the family bald spot.

bald family spot

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Doctor! Doctor, please!

doctor

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Ah, Karen. How can I --

karen

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Oh, my God!

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The pod. There must have been some kind of...

must

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malfunction.

malfunction

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Son? Are you in there?

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What do you remember?

remember

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Um, last thing I remember was being...13.

remember

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Doug and Karen: 11. 11.

doug karen

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It must be the pituitary governor on his pod.

governor must

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While we were in stasis,

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Jimmy kept growing at an accelerated rate.

accelerated growing jimmy rate

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Will he be okay?

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Short answer -- no. Long answer -- nope.

answer nope short

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Doctor!

doctor

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I went to school for medicine, not manners.

manners medicine school

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Look at him -- gray skin, necrotic breath, jaundiced eyes.

breath eyes gray skin

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I give him a week, tops.

tops week

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[ Crying ] Our poor child!

child crying poor

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We're gonna use whatever time we have left to make things right.

left

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Should I get him some clothes?

clothes

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[ Whispering ] His penis is big now.

penis whispering

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[ Man coughing ]

coughing

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Ugh. Wish that pod had a snooze button.

button snooze wish

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Alright, Makeys, let's get to work!

alright

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Um, aren't -- aren't we all, like, super rich?

rich super

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[ Laughter ]

laughter

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Only thing "rich" down here is that joke.

joke rich

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"Chachaco"... you're on toilet duty.

duty toilet

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Ooohhkay, I'm not supposed to be here.

supposed

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M-M-My grandpa's a scientist.

grandpas scientist

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I-I just jumped in this pod because -- What?

jumped

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MedBay! Got another compliance chip on the fritz.

another chip fritz

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Why do I have to mop?! I should be driving the ship!

driving ship

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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Ohhhh! Ha ha. J-Jokin' again!

ohhhh

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I-I'm definitely the thing you guys are.

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Uh, ready to clean!

clean ready

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[ Beeping ]

beeping

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Doug: Jimmy! There you are!

doug jimmy

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We've been looking for you.

looking

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Are you trying to open the vault?

open

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I thought maybe you were stuck in there.

stuck

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I'm just a kid and, uh, dumb.

dumb

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That's alright, sweetie.

alright sweetie

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Money affords us the ability to be dumb.

ability dumb money

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Son, it's important to us

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that you're recognized as a man in the eyes of God...

eyes recognized

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before you die, which feels soon.

feels

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So, tomorrow night,

night tomorrow tomorrow-night

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we're holding your Constellatio Celebratio!

holding

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Pretty sure God already made me a man.

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Like, very rapidly.

rapidly

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But he didn't make you a citizen.

citizen

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This will.

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And once you join our society,

join society

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you'll get access to our knowledge,

access knowledge

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our history... Our hypercoal?

history

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Well, sure.

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You'd get a key to the vault like every citizen.

citizen

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You see, son, we're very, very rich.

rich

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Wow. Okay, yeah. Let's, uh --

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Let's Constellatio this up. I-I'm in!

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Ahh, that's the spirit! Come on, son.

spirit

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Let's get you a big lollipop

lollipop

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and dress you like a little sailor.

dress sailor

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Ugh! How much shit is there?

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They've only been awake for five hours.

awake five five-hours hours

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[ Whistle blows ] Grub time, Chachaco!

blows grub whistle whistle-blows

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Hurry. We only got eight minutes.

eight eight-minutes hurry minutes

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Great.

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Man, cryo-sleep, huh?

sleep

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Guess I forgot how bad the food was.

food forgot

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Yeah, wish I could forget.

forget wish

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Tastes like lumpy piss.

lumpy piss tastes

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[ Electricity crackling ] Aah!

crackling electricity

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Which I love!

love

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Love piss. Look at me eat it up.

love piss

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This gruel, it's got energy, lumps,

energy

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all the things a Makey needs.

needs

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Um, why do we call ourselves that again?

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Wow, cryo really took it outta you, huh?

outta

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They gave us that term.

term

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'Cause we "make" it all possible.

possible

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[ Laughter ] I-If we're Makeys,

laughter

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may-- may-- maybe that makes them "Takeys."

makes

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Ha ha.

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Did you not just get complio-shocked?

shocked

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Oh...yeah.

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Y-Y-You learn to take the pain. Heh.

learn pain

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-Whoa! -Bad-ass!

whoa

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Chachaco's hard-core.

core hard

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Mm.

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Rick?! W-Where the hell have you been?

rick

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Morty! Great news. It's all going as planned.

morty news planned

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We didn't have a plan! We do now.

plan

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These people, Morty, they're golden retrievers.

golden morty

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No natural predators, totally softened by generational wealth.

natural predators wealth

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Tomorrow they're throwing me some kind

throwing tomorrow

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of "becoming a man" thing and just giving me the hypercoal.

becoming giving

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Who cares?! Get me outta here!

cares outta

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I-I'm literally scooping shit by hand!

hand

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Good. You made your bed, lay in it.

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Gimme the car keys! No! We're not leaving!

keys leaving

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Yes, we are, you greedy shit!

greedy

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Damn! Chachaco's giving

giving

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that old rich kid a piece of his mind!

mind piece rich

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Aah! Oh!

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Give them to me, you Takey scum!

scum

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Hey! Leave our son alone!

alone

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Your son sucks! Ugh!

sucks

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Chachaco, are you crazy?!

crazy

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Get back here!

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We'll be speaking to your manager!

manager speaking

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No, no. It's fine. Just jealous poor people.

jealous poor

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Ungrateful monsters!

monsters ungrateful

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Impatient, too!

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[ Panting ]

panting

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Holy shit. Are you crazy?

crazy holy

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We're all gonna get it now!

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What the hell got into you, Chachaco?!

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He's an asshole.

asshole

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Okay, seriously.

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How are you not getting zapped?

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Ow! Hey! Something's up with his chip.

chip somethings

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He don't got one!

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-Oh! -No chip?!

chip

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Um, I-I took it out.

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They said taking the chips out would kill us.

chips kill

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Chachaco is living proof it won't.

living living-proof proof

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Wait! Wait! Stop!

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[ Thud ]

thud

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Chachaco killed Tibs!

killed

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Should we tell someone?

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Listen, I'm not who you --

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[ Makeys gasp ]

gasp

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[ Makeys cheering ]

cheering

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Chachaco, you're an idiot.

idiot

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And a goddamn hero!

goddamn hero

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Um, thanks...

thanks

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Tell the Makeys to gather.

gather

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It's time to show the Takeys who really runs this ship.

runs ship

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And after you finish sipping from the final chalice,

final finish sipping

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the sacred light will shine down upon you.

light sacred shine

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You've grown so much. We are so proud of you.

grown proud

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Jimmy, I used to dread giving this you.

giving jimmy used

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It's the most precious thing in our family

family precious

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and frankly you were a brat.

brat frankly

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But there's nothing like a fluke cryopod accident

accident fluke

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to show you what really matters.

matters

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It's your father's Constellatio suit,

fathers suit

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from his father, and his father before him.

father

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Oh, that's not necessary.

necessary

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I'm -- I'm still a brat.

brat

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[ Crying ] I'm just glad we're getting to do this.

crying glad

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We love you, son.

love

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We love you.

love

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Ha ha. Yeah. L-L-Love you guys, too.

love

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You've never said that before. Honey, he loves us!

honey loves

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I'm so glad you said it before you die of old age!

glad

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[ Crying ] My boy!

crying

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[ Crying ] Oh, Jimmy!

crying jimmy

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[ Sighs ]

sighs

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Fresh planet, fresh start.

fresh planet start

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Fresh planet, fresh start.

fresh planet start

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We have a slogan now? Catchy, huh?

catchy

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Tibs is looking for ya. Great cover, by the way --

cover looking

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acting like nothin's happening.

acting

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General Chachaco!

general

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General?

general

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Together: Fresh planet, fresh start!

fresh planet start

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You taught us the only way to beat those rich bastards

bastards beat rich taught

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is to actually beat them.

beat

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Check out this. It's a Bang-Bang.

bang check

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To bang people's heads in. My invention.

bang heads invention peoples peoples-heads

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Yeeeeah. Maybe we put a pin in the Bang-Bang

bang

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and peacefully ask for some change-change?

change peacefully

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What am I saying? They put chips in your heads.

chips heads

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Phew. For a second, you sounded like Spoogler.

phew second sounded

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Ha ha. Yeah, w-where is Spoogler?

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[ Chuckles ] Oh, my God!

chuckles

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Spoogler's out there waiting to hear both sides of the issue.

issue sides waiting

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Meanwhile, we're gonna take out the Takeys.

meanwhile

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Ah, geez, I-I-I don't know.

geez

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We -- We got that old kid's party tomorrow.

kids party tomorrow

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That's brilliant, General! Attack during the party.

attack brilliant general party

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Not -- Not quite what I was pitching.

pitching

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Those Takeys are gonna regret the day they messed with you!

messed regret

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We -- We got a hand thing now?

hand

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For the resistance.

resistance

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T-This feels too long for a secret handshake.

feels handshake secret

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[ Thud ] Aah!

thud

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Together: Constellatio! [ Camera shutter clicks ]

camera camera-shutter camera-shutter-clicks clicks shutter shutter-clicks

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The crew is so proud of you, Jimmy.

crew jimmy proud

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You've really taken

taken

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your grossly shortened life-span in stride.

life stride

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I couldn't think of two better parents to die before.

parents

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Aww, get over here, ya goofball!

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Hey, my hair! I just put gel in!

hair

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

conversations indistinct

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♪♪

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Ah, geez.

geez

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Father, we gotta delay the ceremony.

ceremony delay father

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Something bad is going to happen.

happen

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I sure hope so.

hope

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Great idea to stick pins in the Bang-Bangs.

bang bangs idea pins stick

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[ Feedback whining ]

feedback whining

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People of Plociff,

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tonight young James Jamerson ascends to manhood.

james manhood tonight young

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Hell yeah! Gonna be a man! [ Cheers and applause ]

applause cheers

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Rick, we really gotta go now.

rick

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Aah! Don't ruin this for these people.

ruin

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Party people! Let's hit those chalices!

party

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We love it, son!

love

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Proud of you!

proud

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[ Gulping ]

gulping

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Alright, Father. Gimme the light. I'll take it from here.

alright father light

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How 'bout you take this in your Takey neck?!

bout neck

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Watch out! Whoa!

watch whoa

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Going off script, padre.

script

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Party's over, Takeys!

partys

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Why isn't she complying?

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It's not working!

working

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Fresh planet, fresh start!

fresh planet start

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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Aah!

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-Yah! -Bang-bang!

bang

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Wait! You can't attack them! They're helpless.

attack helpless

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They don't even know that food comes from somewhere.

comes food

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♪♪

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We gotta get to someplace safe. L-Like the vault.

safe someplace

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Gimme that! You got it, boss!

boss

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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My bad.

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Morty. Change of plans.

change morty plans

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Take me to the vault! Now!

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-Please don't hurt our boy! -Just do what he says.

hurt

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But if this deranged janitor kidnaps me

deranged janitor

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and steals everything from this vault,

steals

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j-just know you two were great parents.

parents

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Really unreasonably trusting. Maybe too trusting.

trusting

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Honey, what are you talking about?

honey

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Open that safe, or you're worm food!

food open safe worm

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♪♪

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Greetings, Doug Jamerson.

doug greetings

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Thank you for being rich.

rich

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♪♪

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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Jesus, Morty!

jesus morty

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Doug and Karen's only crime is naively benefiting

crime doug

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from systemic inequity.

systemic

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Just grab the loot, you big baby!

baby grab

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Interesting.

interesting

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Wait, what?! You -- You gotta be kidding me!

kidding

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They robbed us!

robbed

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The rich kid and the janitor

janitor rich

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put aside their differences to fuck us over!

aside differences fuck

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Let's follow their example.

example follow

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Mob justice!

justice

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-Yeah! -Yeah!

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-Hold on a second! -We can explain!

explain second

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-Where's our money?! -Where's our money?!

money

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We told you -- We don't know.

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You manipulated a working class to rise against a ruling class.

class manipulated rise ruling working

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I was right, Chachaco -- You are funny,

funny

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but not in the "ha ha" way.

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In the bad way, like "is my dog sitting like that

sitting

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because he's watching TV with us

watching

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or is he 'expressing his anal glands'" funny.

anal expressing funny glands

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Oof. Long walk.

walk

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Under the Laws of Space, I sentence you to death.

death laws sentence space

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Wait! Jimmy couldn't have done this!

jimmy

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I opened the safe and it was empty.

empty opened safe

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Sorry, Doug.

doug

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We checked the vault's log, and the last person

checked person

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to access it was, in fact, Jimmy Jamerson.

access fact jimmy

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That's not possible. Jimmy Jamerson is dead.

dead jimmy possible

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[ Crowd gasps ]

crowd crowd-gasps gasps

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I don't understand.

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Karen, let me make this as gentle as I can -- We're aliens.

aliens gentle karen

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Come on, let's go see your dead son's bones.

bones dead sons

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[ Crowd gasps ]

crowd crowd-gasps gasps

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Bones?!

bones

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Oh, shit. Monkey bones. Was Jimmy a monkey?

bones jimmy monkey

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Lizzy! No! I thought you escaped!

escaped

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What the hell is going on?!

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I'm a zoologist.

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Not you!

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[ Beeping ]

beeping

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Karen: Jimmy?

jimmy karen

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And apparently, Guffy Chachaco.

apparently

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They thought I was that guy?!

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These two hacked the vault 30 minutes

hacked minutes

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after you all started hypersleep.

started

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So Jimmy's still alive?

alive

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Fuck him! Where the hell is our money?!

fuck money

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They bought a yacht. It's on Blackjack 9.

bought yacht

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They weren't very discreet.

discreet

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Why would they be?

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They thought you'd be asleep for the next 200 years.

asleep years

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Little asshole.

asshole

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When you woke up, we thought Jimmy'd grown

grown woke

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into a thoughtful, kind man.

thoughtful

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We were so happy. This guy?

happy

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Rick: They were nice, so I was nice back.

rick

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Try it sometime, Morty.

morty sometime

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Sorry to be the "money" guy,

money

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but our cash is on a casino planet

cash casino planet

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and we're all just standing here?!

standing

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[ Indistinct shouting ] Wait! Wait!

indistinct indistinct-shouting shouting

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All that money did is tear you apart -- from your friends,

apart friends money tear

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your neighbors, even your old home.

home neighbors

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But now you can go to a whole new world as equals.

equals whole world

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A place where you can live -- [ Horns honk ]

honk horns live place

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Son of a bitch. They're already gone.

bitch gone

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Damn it. I was about to tie it all together.

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Space race, Morty! Let's go!

morty race space

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Gonna pay off med school, baby!

baby school

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Aah! Time of death is now!

death

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Hey!

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♪♪

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T-They're gonna kill each other for that money, Rick!

kill money rick

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Why didn't we take your car?!

↓

Constellatio gift from a rich uncle.

gift rich uncle

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Be rude not to take it.

rude

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[ Mockingly ] Ha ha! I never believed in God!

believed

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I do believe in God! I do believe in God!

believe

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♪♪

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

music music-plays plays tempo

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Chachaco, when I met you,

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you were scooping hot steamers out of a pipe.

pipe

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So I saved you.

saved

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Now blow some working-class luck on these dice, amigo.

amigo blow class dice luck working

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[ Blows ]

blows

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Wa-ho! Jimmy!

jimmy

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All the money goes to the 11-year-old

money

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and his best friend. -Yeah!

best best-friend friend

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Hey, turn up the TV.

↓

A massive space race is under way,

massive race space

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apparently chasing down a large fortune of stolen money.

apparently chasing fortune money stolen stolen-money

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Glizop is live with the story. Glizop?

live story

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Tim, I'm here at the scene, where I'm gonna be rich!

rich scene

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I quit! Aah! Snap!

quit snap

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Wish he didn't do that. Those mics are expensive.

expensive wish

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In any case, here's a picture of the suspected thieves.

case picture suspected thieves

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Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Shit! Oh, man! Oh, God!

↓

[ Both panting ]

panting

↓

Ah, farts! It's my dumb parents!

dumb farts parents

↓

Punch it, Chachaco! Load up the hypercoal!

load punch

↓

Hey! I gotta pay for those!

↓

And soon I can!

↓

[ Engine starts, bell clangs ]

bell clangs engine engine-starts starts

↓

♪ Lovely pennies, copper pennies ♪

copper lovely pennies

↓

♪ Little window-shopper pennies ♪

pennies window

↓

♪ Lincoln-headed pennies, touch them when I'm all alone ♪

alone headed lincoln pennies touch

↓

Son of a bitch!

bitch

↓

You're a terrible doctor!

doctor

↓

Tell that to my money!

money

↓

I will!

↓

♪ Eat my pennies, kiss my pennies ♪

kiss pennies

↓

♪ Give a lil' miss my pennies ♪

miss pennies

↓

♪ If you have a penny, then I'll have you for my own ♪

penny

↓

That money can't bring back Lizzy,

bring money

↓

but it can buy another monkey that I will also name Lizzy.

another monkey name

↓

♪ My mouth is full of pennies, pennies ♪

full mouth pennies

↓

♪ Say it once again ♪ [ Screams ]

screams

↓

Thank you, New Lizzy.

↓

♪ Tinkly pennies, sweaty pennies ♪

pennies sweaty

↓

♪ Throw-'em-like-confetti pennies ♪

pennies throw

↓

♪ A hundredth of a dollar is as much as I require ♪ [ Horn blows ]

blows dollar horn horn-blows require

↓

[ Laughs ] I'm driving the ship!

driving laughs ship

↓

I'm finally driving the ship!

driving finally ship

↓

Uhhhhhh! Riiiiiick!

↓

Okay. Think he found a shortcut?

found shortcut

↓

No, he's just nuts.

nuts

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Radar gun beeps ]

beeps radar

↓

My favorite part of the job -- escalating situations.

favorite favorite-part part situations

↓

♪♪

↓

Hey! The race hasn't started yet!

race started

↓

Kinda bummed to leave that race behind.

behind bummed kinda race

↓

Thought we'd end up winning it by accident.

accident winning

↓

Oh! Chicken coop cluster!

chicken coop

↓

It's all coops! Wall-to-wall coops!

wall

↓

[ Screaming ]

screaming

↓

[ Coughing ]

coughing

↓

Why would you roll the windows down?

roll windows

↓

I wanted the full experience.

experience full wanted

↓

♪ Pennies, pennies, shiny pennies ♪

pennies shiny

↓

♪ Have-them-all-for-mine-y pennies ♪

pennies

↓

♪ Melt me down for pennies in a crackling metal fire ♪

crackling fire melt metal pennies

↓

You have the right to remain poor!

poor remain

↓

You have the right to shut up!

↓

Rick, there's too many of 'em! Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

rick smoke

↓

♪ Nothing I won't do to get a pocketful of cents ♪

cents

↓

Oh, man! They're on our ass!

↓

Man: I'll eat dirt for pennies.

dirt pennies

↓

Why is this old dude wearing my Constellatio suit?!

suit wearing

↓

You don't deserve Karen and Doug!

deserve doug karen

↓

Guffy: Eat a dick! [ Grunts ]

dick grunts

↓

Ow! Blue-collar guys always have an arm.

blue collar

↓

[ Pounding on door ] Oh, I'm gonna be so grounded!

door grounded pounding

↓

We prepared for this, Jimmy.

jimmy prepared

↓

Kiss the back of my head.

head kiss

↓

[ Explosion ]

explosion

↓

You little brat!

brat

↓

You can't hit me! I'm a kid!

↓

I can't hit you. You're old.

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Gun cocks ] Back!

cocks

↓

I'd hold on to something, Rick.

rick

↓

You wouldn't.

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Screaming ]

screaming

↓

♪♪

↓

I-I can reach it! Leave it, Guffy!

reach

↓

We'll steal more!

steal

↓

[ Screams ] Nooo!

nooo screams

↓

♪♪

↓

God damn it! We were right there!

↓

These people will never stop killing each other

killing

↓

for this dumb shit.

dumb

↓

It's over, Rick.

rick

↓

Chachaco, you funny bastard.

bastard funny

↓

All our wealth --

wealth

↓

It's gone.

gone

↓

Ah, screw it. I've come this far.

screw

↓

What's that lunatic doing?!

lunatic

↓

Taking our money!

money

↓

[ Indistinct shouting ]

indistinct indistinct-shouting shouting

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Screaming ]

screaming

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Screaming ]

screaming

↓

[ Electricity crackling ]

crackling electricity

↓

♪♪

↓

I made it way worse.

worse

↓

Jimmy! You're in big trouble, mister!

jimmy mister trouble

↓

How could you rob your own parents?!

parents

↓

[ Crying ]

crying

↓

I'm sorry!

↓

I thought it'd be funny if you guys woke up

funny woke

↓

and thought I turned into a monkey.

monkey turned

↓

-In 200 years?! -You're a piece of shit!

piece years

↓

You are a piece of shit.

piece

↓

Stay out of this, fake son!

fake

↓

Ohh, Jimmy, you're a fuck up.

fuck jimmy

↓

But we always threw cash at the problem.

cash problem threw

↓

Now that we just have these gold bars,

bars gold

↓

we'll have to throw ourselves.

throw

↓

Dad? I owe money to some baaad people.

money

↓

I set the navigation to a nearby inhabitable planet.

nearby planet

↓

Also gave everyone a compliance chip.

chip

↓

Y-You can finally get that fresh start.

finally fresh start

↓

We'll be fine as long as these poor idiots don't --

idiots poor

↓

[ Screaming ]

screaming

↓

Not so fun, is it, you Takey? Aah!

fun

↓

And if you remove those chips, you will die.

chips remove

↓

Thanks...uh, Rick, right?

rick thanks

↓

Yeah. Sorry for pretending to be a deformed version

deformed pretending version

↓

of your dead son and try to rob you.

dead

↓

That's pretty messed up in hindsight.

messed

↓

It's messed up in any sight.

messed sight

↓

Rick, in only two days, you were a better son

days rick

↓

than Jimmy ever was.

jimmy

↓

[ Muffled ] I can hear you!

muffled

↓

Shut up, Jimmy! Aah!

jimmy

↓

Yeah, shut your fucking mouth! Aah!

fucking mouth

↓

Using all our money to pay off your goddamn loan sharks!

goddamn loan money sharks using

↓

You suck, Jimmy!

jimmy suck

↓

Ah, I wish you were never born! We're putting you up for adoption!

adoption born putting wish

↓

[ Doug and Karen scream ]

doug karen scream

↓

You're a loser! Aah!

loser

↓

Welp. The treasure is gone.

gone treasure

↓

And there were massive casualties on both sides.

massive sides

↓

Still, I think we did good.

↓

Right?

↓

Rick? Y-You okay?

rick

↓

Guess it's true --

↓

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

choose family friends

↓

But I am family.

family

↓

And you did choose me.

choose

↓

Yeah, it's a stupid quote.

quote stupid

↓

Woman: Cryo-ship detected. Class -- medical.

class medical ship woman

↓

They typically have some pretty good drugs in those.

drugs typically

↓

Okay. But five minutes, tops.

five five-minutes minutes tops

↓

And y-you can't hog all the drugs this time.

drugs

↓

Sold!

sold

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

5 million to call.

million

↓

New Lizzy, think about this.

↓

That's all our money. We were gonna start a new life.

life money start

↓

[ Shrieking ]

shrieking

↓

Ah, Jesus, you dumb fucking monkey.

dumb fucking jesus monkey

↓

Three of a kind to the lizard man.

lizard three

↓

And a full house for the monkey!

full full-house house monkey

↓

New Lizzy! Holy fuck, I always knew you could do it.

fuck holy holy-fuck

↓

God, I love you!

love

↓

[ Chattering ]

chattering

↓

It's days like these that remind me why I got into this.

days remind

↓

Did you get any of that?