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Rick and Morty

Season 8, Episode 4 — The Last Temptation of Jerry

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: The Last Temptation of Jerry

Air date: June 15, 2025

Director: Douglas Einar Olsen

Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden

Broh is risen. The Smiths learn the true meaning of Easter. Kind of. Broh.

Source: TMDB

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Jerry: ♪ Deck the house with Easter baskets ♪

baskets deck easter house jerry

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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, eggs ♪

eggs

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♪ Plastic grass and chocolate rabbits ♪

chocolate grass plastic rabbits

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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, marshmallow bird ♪

bird marshmallow

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♪ Easter is the time for giving ♪

easter giving

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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la, Easter milk ♪

easter milk

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Hey, bud, wanna decorate some Easter baskets

baskets decorate easter

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with your old man?

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What? No. I-I'm streaming on Twitch.

streaming

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"Fortnite" just added JFK.

added

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Maybe we could fill some baskets with jelly beans,

baskets beans fill jelly

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you know, get our tradition on?

tradition

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I've gotta pack for spring break.

break pack spring spring-break

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Also, Jelly Bean is a slur.

bean jelly slur

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Come on, Beth. The kids are growing up.

beth growing kids

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Maybe you and I can hide some eggs one last time?

eggs hide

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I don't need the house smelling like egg farts, Jerry.

farts house jerry smelling

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Rick. Oh...

rick

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You know what? Never mind.

mind

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Doesn't anyone celebrate Easter anymore?

anymore celebrate easter

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I-I don't wanna force people to go to church or anything, but --

church force

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Can you even tell me what Easter is about?

easter

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It's when Christ was born.

born christ

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Or was murdered, maybe. I dunno.

dunno murdered

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But we eat candy to remember. It's important.

candy remember

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Jerry, if it wasn't for the aisle at Costco,

aisle costco jerry

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you wouldn't even know it was happening.

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Yeah, Dad.

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Example -- When's Christmas?

christmas example whens

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December 25th.

december

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And what's today's date?

date todays

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Uh, Ap-Ap-April.

april

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Look, I want to be a good dad, okay?

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And -- And I know that you gotta

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go straight up the middle to do that.

middle straight

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If Easter is fading from our family, that's bad.

easter fading family

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So, who's coming with me to get some egg dye?

coming

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Guess that just means more candy for Jer.

candy

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[ Humming "Deck the Halls" ]

deck halls humming

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♪ Jerry makes an egg, and it is nice ♪

jerry makes

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Aaah!

aaah

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God, are you ok-- Ahhhghh!

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Oh, my God, what a terrible time to have eaten so much candy.

candy eaten

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Arghhhh!

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I'm not trying to kill you with vomit!

kill vomit

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I'm just so scared. Agghh!

scared

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Electricity zapping ]

electricity zapping

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Please, please tell me this isn't who I think it is.

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Well, do you know of any other bipedal humanoid rabbits?

rabbits

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Oh, my God, I killed the Easter Bunny.

bunny easter killed

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Along with the hopes and dreams of children everywhere.

along children dreams hopes

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Summer. Share those jokes with me in private.

jokes private share summer

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Rick, what does this mean?

rick

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Not sure. I have a few questions.

questions

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Did you puke on it to try and kill it?

kill puke

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No! I have no more questions.

questions

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Huh.

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This necklace is German, 13th century.

century german necklace

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Shows permafrost damage and --

damage shows

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Feel my heart. It's beating a million beats per second!

beating beats heart million second

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Sweetie, calm down. Have a glass of water.

calm glass sweetie water

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Breathe. Okay, okay.

breathe

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Whew, you're right. It's fine.

whew

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[ Sighs ]

sighs

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[ Munching ]

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Uh, Dad. Mm!

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Right, water. I came in here for water.

water

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[ Coughing ]

coughing

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Fucking glass doesn't work.

fucking glass

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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[ Humming ]

humming

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[ Gulping ]

gulping

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Dad, what is happening?

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Well, for the first time ever, Jerry accomplished something.

accomplished jerry

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We should remember him this way, in case we lose him.

case lose remember

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Lose him?

lose

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Mutagenesis. Cellular transformation,

transformation

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metastatic spread, rapidly accelerating

metastatic rapidly spread

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with a deadline of...

deadline

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48 hours from now.

hours

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That's Easter. Unless it's next weekend?

easter weekend

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Doesn't anyone have a calendar app?

calendar

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I have holidays turned off.

holidays turned

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Oh, yeah, no, he-here it is.

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Google says it's this weekend.

google weekend

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Well, I truly thought Easter was a zero holiday,

easter holiday truly zero

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but, Jerry, you've been...

jerry

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Easter Claused.

easter

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Oh, no.

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Wait. What?

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Rick, that doesn't make sense.

rick sense

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The title of the movie is based on the pun

based movie title

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of Santa's last name. Did you understand what I meant?

meant name santas

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If so, then it made plenty of sense.

plenty sense

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Aah!

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This is a mitogen deterrent,

deterrent

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should slow down the transformation.

slow transformation

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Beth, you stay with Jerry. Morty, you're with me.

beth jerry morty

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We're gonna Dan Brown that German necklace.

brown german necklace

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Hell yeah, E-Easter adventure!

adventure easter

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Summer. Daytona?

summer

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Exactly. Get shitfaced, go insane.

insane

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Here's a fake ID and a second alcohol stomach.

alcohol fake second stomach

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I want you to do some molly and throw up in a pool.

molly pool throw

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No, no. Don't. I fuckin' love you, Grandpa Rick.

fuckin grandpa love rick

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Come on, Morty, to the Alps!

morty

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Let's Indiana Jones!

indiana indiana-jones jones

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♪♪

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Ah. Recent thaw.

recent

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This altitude should be permafrost.

altitude

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God, I do not wanna say "climate change" on this show.

change climate climate-change

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I don't know which way Zaslav voted.

voted

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You think that giant rabbit unfroze

giant rabbit

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because of SUVs and, uh... cig-cig-cigarettes?

cigarettes

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Yes, Morty, it unfroze because of cigarettes.

cigarettes morty

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You ever see "Iceman," Morty?

morty

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'80s flick? Timothy Hutton?

flick timothy

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The '80s were forever ago, Rick.

forever rick

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"Encino Man"?

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You're old. You're old.

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Fuck you, Morty. Fuck you, Rick!

fuck morty rick

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Eh, fuck you! You're old and gay.

fuck

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You can't say that anymore!

anymore

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Let's see if the locals know anything.

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Whoa, ch-check out this Wicker Man-looking place.

check looking place whoa wicker

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[ Speaking German ]

german speaking

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[ Speaking German ]

german speaking

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German Easter is a little less chocolate-centric.

chocolate easter german less

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Say what you want about America,

america

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but we get a few things right.

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[ Choral singing ]

singing

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♪♪

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Whoa. It's a big Easter egg.

easter whoa

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Looks like it's from Andromeda.

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Why would aliens care about a holiday

aliens care holiday

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we don't even care about?

care

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I dunno, but we're not the only ones looking for answers.

answers dunno looking ones

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Check out these nerds.

check nerds

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Aah! Aah!

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Space Christians?

christians space

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I-Isn't that a conflict of interest?

conflict interest

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Hey, don't scan me. I'll scan you.

scan

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Easter Rabbit DNA.

easter rabbit

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He's clearly made contact with it.

contact

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My scan says you shit standing up.

scan standing

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Says it gets on your legs.

legs

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Where is the rabbit?

rabbit

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Oh, a cross gun. That's dumb.

cross dumb

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Nobody needs to get hurt.

hurt needs nobody

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I'm sure I'll be fine.

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[ Grunting ] Aah!

grunting

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Aah!

↓

♪♪

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Aren't you guys on Easter's side?

side

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What the hell is happening?!

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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Oh! Ah!

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The egg is damaged.

damaged

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But now we know where it's from.

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Andromeda!

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Go there and destroy all the containment eggs except one.

destroy eggs except

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We'll capture the rabbit here.

capture rabbit

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And then Easter will be finished.

easter finished

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Ahh.

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They got the egg.

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H-How will we know where to go?

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Morty, it's one word. We just said it.

morty word

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Andromeda.

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Alright! To Amadahbra!

alright

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Are you... Are you messing with me?

messing

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Beth. Please let me out.

beth

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Rick put you in there for a reason, sweetie.

reason rick sweetie

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Ugh, I feel fine! I need to pee.

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I just want...five minutes... to stretch my legs!

five five-minutes legs minutes stretch

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Whoa. Heh. Your arms.

arms whoa

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I know. They ripped through my shirt!

ripped shirt

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I'm telling you, I feel amazing.

amazing telling

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Like, I feel like I could...

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Holy shit. I feel so shallow for how turned on I am.

holy shallow turned

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See? I'm solid.

solid

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And so are you.

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Oh. [ Giggles ] Have I ever told you

giggles

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you're the hottest woman I could imagine?

hottest imagine woman

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Am I this easy? I think I'm this easy.

easy

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I don't tell you enough. I don't see you.

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But I see you now.

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Or as the Na'vi put it...

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[ Speaking Na'vi ]

speaking

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[ Breathing heavily ]

breathing breathing-heavily heavily

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We gotta wash these sheets.

sheets wash

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How 'bout one more go before they dry?

bout

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[ Both moaning ]

moaning

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Uch, Jesus!

jesus

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What? What?!

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Jerry, you've got a boil on your back,

boil jerry

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and there's hair inside it!

hair

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I'm sorry, just --

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I cwath thu fwack you.

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Jerry? Your tooth.

jerry tooth

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Huh. Would you look at that?

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Oh, there's another one. Oh!

another

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[ Chuckles ] Oh. Oh.

chuckles

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My mouth feels weird in the middle.

feels middle mouth weird

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Okay, back in the prism.

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No! So -- So what?

↓

A few teeth fell out while we wait for Rick to get back.

fell rick teeth

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Why is that such a big dea--

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[ Screaming ] Jerry!

jerry screaming

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My legs! Oh, my God, my legs!

legs

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They're broken!

broken

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Wait, they're -- they're fine!

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Better than fine.

↓

Wow! Look at this, babe. Look!

babe

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Just calm down. We'll, uh --

calm

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W-We'll get you more lettuce.

lettuce

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Why are you being such a drag about this?

drag

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You're scaring me. And you're bumming me out.

scaring

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If you're gonna be such a prude, I'm getting out of here.

prude

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Jerry! Jerry, come back!

jerry

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♪♪

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Rick, are we in the right place?

place rick

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Yeah.

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Trying to work out the big mythology here,

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and all I'm getting is H.R. Giger meets Coachella.

meets

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Okay, Rick, so, it looks like there's a space oyster,

oyster rick space

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and it hypnotizes animals with its pearl -- Uh, no. Stop. Stop.

animals pearl

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I was just makin' a hypothesis!

makin

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You know, trying out some science?

science

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Here's science.

science

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The Easter Rabbit's an alien.

alien easter rabbits

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They send it to planets in an egg.

planets send

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If you kill it, you become it.

become kill

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Okay, well, explain this, then.

explain

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Easy.

easy

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The rabbit is some kind of pheromonal catalyst.

rabbit

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L-Looks like it makes everyone have sex

makes

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until the planet gets overpopulated and collapses.

collapses planet

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It's fuck-based terraforming!

based fuck

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Shit, duck!

duck

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Whoa, Rick, d-do you see that?

rick whoa

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Yeah. It has a butt where its dick should be.

butt dick

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Rick. Morty.

morty rick

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Its butt is in the front.

butt front

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Ooooh, these must be the guys

must ooooh

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who move in after the rabbit's done its stuff.

rabbits stuff

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Have you seen any of them turn around yet?

seen

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Is it in the back? Stop it.

↓

[ Screeching ]

screeching

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♪♪

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[ Cage clatters ]

cage clatters

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Prepare to meet your maker! Huh?

maker meet prepare

↓

[ Screeching ]

screeching

↓

Christ guys hate the bald guys?

bald christ hate

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What is the lore? Who do we help?

↓

[ Screeching ]

screeching

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Neither! We're gonna third party!

party third

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[ Panting ] He's going for the last egg!

panting

↓

Stop the dentist!

dentist

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Aah!

↓

Shit!

↓

Aah!

↓

[ Screeching ]

screeching

↓

♪♪

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H-How are we getting off this planet, Rick?

planet rick

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Same way they do.

↓

Son of a bitch.

bitch

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Those are ships?

ships

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Oh, I've seen this on TV.

seen

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Th-They're on Earth! Yep.

earth

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On Easter Island.

easter island

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Suppose that might've been a good place to start.

mightve place start suppose

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Sir...mission successful.

mission successful

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We didn't get an egg.

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The old man and his young son escaped with it.

escaped young

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Kincaid: Why did you say mission successful, then?

mission successful

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I dunno. I'm dying.

dunno dying

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Kinda wanted to go out on a high --

kinda wanted

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He was here.

↓

Now... where did he go?

↓

[ Up-tempo country music plays ]

country country-music music music-plays plays tempo

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♪♪

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[ Cheers and applause ]

applause cheers

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Can't believe you're here after that motorcycle accident

accident believe motorcycle

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you clearly just walked away from.

walked

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Yeah, buddy. I respect you.

buddy respect

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You respect me enough to have sex with that guy?

respect

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What? No!

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But maybe I could give him a little smooch.

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Whoa, what's going on?

whoa

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Have sex with someone!

↓

How 'bout a dry hump instead?

bout hump

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Good enough.

↓

Oh, yeah.

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Powers growing.

growing powers

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Societal collapse imminent!

collapse

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[ Banging, clattering ]

banging clattering

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[ Laughter ]

laughter

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[ Zipper opens ]

opens zipper

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Oh, yeah. Oh.

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Freeze, abomination!

abomination freeze

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No! No!

↓

Must collapse society!

collapse must society

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Not today, cupcake.

cupcake today

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Aaah! Rick!

aaah rick

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♪♪

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I feel like we got off on the wrong foot here.

foot

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Christrooper General Reinhard Kincaid.

general

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The truth is, we both want the same thing.

truth

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We both want you to shut up?

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Cute. Let me tell you a story.

cute story

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My species does not like sex.

species

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Is that... the whole story?

story whole whole-story

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We think it's gross.

gross

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I don't like seeing it in movies or TV.

movies seeing

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It upsets me when they reference it in pop songs.

reference songs

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Wow. 2,000 years ago,

years

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we sent a Trooper here to kill your rabbit.

kill rabbit sent trooper

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But Earth crucified him.

crucified earth

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Whoa. That is not how we tell that story.

story whoa

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Look, you have the egg.

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We have...

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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Dad?! Shut up.

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Mo-o-o-rty!

↓

[ Growls ]

growls

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He's gonna break through!

break

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[ Growling ]

growling

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[ Screeching ]

screeching

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Holy shit.

holy

↓

♪♪

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Jerry. You in there?

jerry

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Come on, let's get you home and un-Easter-Clause you.

easter home

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There is no Jerry.

jerry

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Only Bunny. Kiss.

bunny kiss

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Gross, dude. Dad! We saw the murals.

gross

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You don't think the first thing we would do

↓

is inoculate ourselves?

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Yeah, this is a low.

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Sex!

↓

♪♪

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Have baby.

baby

↓

Cram penis.

cram penis

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Spill juice.

juice spill

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Time to make fuuuuck!

↓

[ People moaning ]

moaning

↓

Aah! Beth!

beth

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[ Breathing heavily ]

breathing breathing-heavily heavily

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Aah!

↓

[ Growling ]

growling

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[ Jerry breathing heavily ]

breathing breathing-heavily heavily jerry

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J-Jerry?

jerry

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Aah!

↓

Jerry! I want to have sex with you, not this.

jerry

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Jerry monster?

jerry monster

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No!

↓

So sorry.

↓

I'm sorry, Beth.

beth

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What have I become?

become

↓

It's okay.

↓

You just wanted to celebrate a holiday with your family.

celebrate family holiday wanted

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Now you know never to do that again.

↓

Get back! Can't control it!

control

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I know what to do.

↓

♪♪

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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♪♪

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Anyway, that's the whole plot of "Alien: Prometheus."

alien plot whole

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Wow! Sounds memorable!

memorable sounds

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H-How'd we even start talking about that?

howd start

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I dunno, Morty. Sometimes I just get on tangents.

dunno morty sometimes

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[ Laughing ]

laughing

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You think you've won.

↓

But we sent our best man, and he couldn't do the job.

best sent

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Do you truly think you're better than the Christ?

christ truly

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Ugh. This guy doesn't even die when he's dead.

dead

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Your planet will be, how do you say it,

planet

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fucked out.

fucked

↓

[ Laughing ]

laughing

↓

Ho.

↓

[ Wheezes ]

↓

Okay, now he's dead.

dead

↓

[ Snoring ]

snoring

↓

He's sleeping.

sleeping

↓

Do we... need to kill him?

kill

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We can go. He's on an island without legs.

island legs

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[ Both moaning ]

moaning

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Morty, remind me to delete the Ring cams after this.

cams delete morty remind ring

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It's like that thing you told me about,

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the -- the rat thing. Rat thing?

↓

You told me once about an experiment with rats.

experiment rats

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When I was, "wasting time brushing my hair."

brushing hair wasting

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Rat utopia! Morty! I-It's exactly like that.

morty utopia

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That's -- You did science!

science

↓

Good job. Nice little mini-arc.

mini

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And all it took was a trip to Amadahbra!

trip

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He's in the garage.

garage

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And unless you guys just jerked around

jerked

↓

for the last 48 hours, you know how to fix this.

hours

↓

He's my grandson! We didn't jerk anything!

grandson jerk

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I made a vaccine.

vaccine

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Can't...hold it...in!

↓

[ People moaning ]

moaning

↓

[ Breathing heavily ]

breathing breathing-heavily heavily

↓

Thank god we already had sex.

↓

When he was a person.

person

↓

Alright, I'm gonna extract the rabbit particles into this egg

alright extract rabbit

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without killing Jerry.

jerry killing

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Do not touch the beam or you'll become the bunny.

beam become bunny touch

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And I'm guessing it'll be fast, because it's...

fast guessing itll

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Easter.

easter

↓

[ Growling ]

growling

↓

Ugh, what now?!

↓

[ Groaning ]

groaning

↓

Ooh! It's a -- It's a butt guy!

butt

↓

Morty, I saw his back part! He's got a --

morty part

↓

Rick, there's no time!

rick

↓

Aah!

↓

[ Screeching ]

screeching

↓

Shit!

↓

[ Crackling ]

crackling

↓

Guuuuaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

↓

[ Screams ]

screams

↓

Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!

↓

Mom!

↓

[ Growling ]

growling

↓

Aah!

↓

[ Groaning ]

groaning

↓

Agh! God, I hate Easter!

easter hate

↓

Aaah!

aaah

↓

Beth, are you okay?!

beth

↓

Jerry. I'm so sorry!

jerry

↓

[ Roars ]

roars

↓

[ Sighs ] [ People moaning ]

moaning sighs

↓

I have to fix this.

↓

Aah!

↓

Aah! Aah!

↓

[ Screeching ]

screeching

↓

Oh, fuck! Fuck!

fuck

↓

It's in the Butt Guy!

butt

↓

[ Screeching ]

screeching

↓

Whoa! It's that guy!

whoa

↓

How did you get here?

↓

I took the big stone ship.

ship stone

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But I landed downtown, so then I took a bus.

downtown landed

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Then I put the egg back in the splitter

↓

after he dropped it in front of me

dropped front

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and patched the egg with a piece from that mosaic.

piece

↓

Then I used that to get the bunny out of the butt guy

bunny butt used

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into the egg, which you guys saw,

↓

and now we're in the present.

present

↓

Everyone stopped having sex.

having stopped

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It's -- It's beautiful.

↓

You can keep the egg. We're done here.

↓

What am I gonna do with this?

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I dunno. Use it as art?

dunno

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What do people do on your planet if they're not having sex?

having planet

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I'm so glad you asked.

asked glad

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We weren't actually asking.

asking

↓

Get off our lawn.

lawn

↓

[ Grunting ]

grunting

↓

[ Chuckles ] Alright, I can do it.

alright chuckles

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[ Grunts ] Just give me a moment.

grunts moment

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[ Grunting ] Turn away. Turn away. Who --

grunting

↓

Who was that? Honestly, Mom, don't ask.

↓

The less we know about holidays the better.

holidays less

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Well said, son. Well said.

↓

♪ Deck the house with Easter baskets ♪

baskets deck easter house

↓

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, eggs ♪

eggs

↓

♪ Plastic grass and chocolate rabbits ♪

chocolate grass plastic rabbits

↓

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, marshmallow bird ♪

bird marshmallow

↓

♪ Easter is the time for giving ♪

easter giving

↓

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la, Easter milk ♪

easter milk

↓

♪ Something, something, basket, candy ♪

basket candy

↓

♪ Jerry makes an egg, and it is nice ♪

jerry makes

↓

♪ Oh, presidents can have a birthday ♪

birthday presidents

↓

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la, celebrate ♪

celebrate

↓

♪ Burger King and do it your way ♪

burger king

↓

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, Whopper, Big Mac ♪

↓

♪ Some are loud and some are somber ♪

loud somber

↓

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la, different things ♪

↓

♪ Corvettes and Hondas, Mr. Golf Cart ♪

cart golf golf-cart

↓

♪ Everything's a sale, go to the store ♪

everythings sale store

↓

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la, spend ♪

spend

↓

That should do it.

↓

I-I'm happy we did all the other religious holidays off-screen.

happy holidays religious screen

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Wait, did we just live through a whole calendar year?

calendar live whole

↓

Is Summer still at spring break?!

break spring spring-break summer

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[ Dance music plays ]

dance dance-music music music-plays plays

↓

You wanna do more poppers?

poppers

↓

No, I'm tired.

tired

↓

How long have we been here?

↓

I think it's December.

december

↓

Spring break!

break spring spring-break

↓

Sunblock, trading sunblock for flip-flops!

flip flops trading

↓

We've got shots. Tequila shots, Vodka shots.

shots tequila vodka

↓

Tetanus shots!

shots

↓

[ Air horn blows ]

blows horn horn-blows

↓

Shit. Gotta go see Madison.

madison

↓

Do you have a tribute?

tribute

↓

Madison! I've brought you this epic gram of mushrooms.

brought epic gram madison mushrooms

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"Epic"? What are you, 30?

epic

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Get the hell out of my tent. No!

tent

↓

What did you bring her?

bring

↓

Weed gummies, and I found a PopSocket.

found weed

↓

Hey! Madison! I brought you a PopSocket!

brought madison

↓

That's mine! Give it back!

↓

Ugh, drama.

drama

↓

Exile them to the Best Western pool area.

area best pool western

↓

Hold up.

↓

What's the story on that bracelet?

bracelet story

↓

[ Sighs ] After I realized spring break only ends

break ends realized sighs spring spring-break

↓

if your parents pick you up,

parents pick

↓

I holed up with another forgotten girl I met.

another forgotten girl

↓

Me and Brittany lived on jello shots until her teeth fell out.

brittany fell lived shots teeth

↓

She didn't have a second stomach just for alcohol.

alcohol second stomach

↓

She didn't make it.

↓

I wear her teeth to remember.

remember teeth wear

↓

They're yours if you want 'em.

↓

Tight. This girl is my new bestie.

girl tight

↓

Hell yeah. Let's do poppers!

poppers

↓

Hell...yeah.

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Doorbell rings ]

doorbell doorbell-rings rings

↓

Debra. My love. I voyaged across the stars.

love stars

↓

And I've realized one thing above all others.

others realized

↓

I want to make love to my wife.

love wife

↓

What? Sex is gross.

gross

↓

Are you sure?

↓

It doesn't weird me out anymore.

anymore weird

↓

I sort of got to see it up close.

close

↓

You've been gone for 20 years. You came back in half.

gone half years

↓

What am I gonna fuck,

fuck

↓

that bone that's sticking out of your body?

body bone sticking

↓

Also, what is that? I didn't ask for a big egg.

↓

It's got an immortal bunny spirit in it.

bunny immortal spirit

↓

Does that turn you on? No. Absolutely not.

absolutely

↓

Drag yourself somewhere else.

drag

↓

I have lived my life poorly.

life lived poorly

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Did you get any of that?