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Rick and Morty

Season 8, Episode 3 — The Rick, The Mort & The Ugly

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[ Clanging ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Metal clanging ]
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[ Yawns ]
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Calm down, Morty,
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I'm almost done collecting Citadel wreckage.
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I am calm.
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Your fidget spinning has a passive aggressiveness to it.
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I can be calm and bored.
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Y-You're a million years late on that thing anyways.
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Didn't the Egyptians invent those?
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Fashion's cyclical, babe. I'm retro.
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Ah! Ah, fuck!
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Shit! H-Hang on, we got to find a place to land.
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Whoa, there's people living here?
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Are they refugees?
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Clones. Bio-trash.
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I-I thought everyone got sucked back to their reality of origin.
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That happened, right? Exactly.
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The Citadel was basically a factory farm for spare bodies.
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That portal reset sucked 'em all back.
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Oh.
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W-We don't want to stop here.
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This is the, uh, Morty part of town,
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if you know what I'm saying.
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Let's touch down over there.
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Alright, Morty, grab the sealant.
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I'll make this quick.
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Damn, this is nice corn.
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Thank you.
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Whoa! Alright.
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Uh, take it easy, old-timer.
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I've heard about loners like this, Morty.
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What are you doing on my land?
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Trying to leave it as quickly as possible.
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Leave faster. Jesus.
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I was fixing it when you cocked the gun.
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See? Done.
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Fuckin' hillbilly. What's that guy's deal?
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Morty, I can't imagine anything worse than having to know.
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[ Snorting ]
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[ Sneezes ]
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[ Beeping, whirring ]
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♪♪
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♪ My whole Saturday and Sunday, too ♪
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♪ I was thinking about ways not to lose ♪
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♪ I lay down my weapons is what I've done ♪
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♪ Too late to hide, feet too soft to run ♪
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♪ But people say I'm the luckiest man ♪
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We're closed.
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G-g-get the fuck out of here.
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Sorry he says that every time you come in.
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Mm-hmm.
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Widgets, gidgets, fertilizer.
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Hey, hey, Doc,
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did we, uh, salvage any more of those processors?
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Doc: We -- we did.
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But they're on a pretty high shelf.
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Which I... uh, will reach.
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[ Groans ]
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Come on.
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[ Groans ]
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Mortys, huh?
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You're the worst.
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Aaah!
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Oh.
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[ Ship whirring ]
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[ Horn honking ]
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Riiiiiicks!
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Get over here! Aah!
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Got one!
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It's the jackpot, boys!
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Time to round up some stock!
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Gotcha! [ Laughs ]
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I got you. That's right!
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[ All shouting ]
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Aaah!
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Boss, look what we got.
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Are -- are you one of us? Did we have an overalls guy?
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Just tryin' to leave with my stuff.
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Wait, you live around here?
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We don't need to get acquainted. Aah!
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Got that right, motherfucker!
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[ Groans ]
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[ All shouting ] Yeah! We got no code!
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Yeah!
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Burn it all down, boys!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Explosion ]
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[ Horn honking ]
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[ All shouting ]
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You crack that gene-lock yet?
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Boss is getting antsy.
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This is the one.
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[ Whirring ]
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Aah, no! Oh, God! Aaah!
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[ Alarm blares ] Aw, fiddlesticks!
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[ All shouting ]
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What a haul.
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The ship smells like Morty farts now.
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Where's my money? Oddjob Rick, take him upstairs.
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[ Mortys whimpering ]
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[ Elevator whirring ]
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You like football?
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What?
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Just making small talk.
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Long elevator.
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[ Dings ]
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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[ Clears throat ]
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[ Cranking ]
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Well nawh.
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My associates here tell me you rustled up quite the score.
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Oddjob? Your uh, normal job, please.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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I can monologue while we wait.
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You ever wonder why I'm an overweight
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Southern railroad baron?
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See, I was cloned to be the mascot of a Citadel gumbo chain.
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Get yo mouth round it!
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But Big Rick's Gumbo Hutch is trash now.
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Whole Citadel is trash now.
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And there ain't no pecking order amongst the trash.
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What a utopia.
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It will be, once I have
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the requisite Mowty's.
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We can all be kings here, mistuh traffickuh.
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Good luck with that.
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Don't go spending it all in one place nawh!
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Filthy degenerate. No accent at awl.
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[ Whirring, beeping ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ Groans ]
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Oh, fuck.
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[ Groans ]
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[ Engine sputters, starts ]
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[ Engine stops ]
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Engine starts ]
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Thud ] Morty: Ow!
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Shh!
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What the fuck?!
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I-I-It was his idea!
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Don't hurt us! I'm not a real doctor!
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What are you doing here? Get the fuck out of my car!
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We're coming with you to rescue our friends.
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I'm not going to rescue your friends.
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I'm going to kill those guys who stole my shit.
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Yeah, exactly, it's the same guys.
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It is the same guys.
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Flush us into space or keep driving.
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Fuckin' Mortys.
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Hey man, you're the one
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who built this truck with a back seat.
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If you die, you die.
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Ha ha. Wow.
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B-B-Back on an adventure w-w-with -- with -- with a Rick.
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Close your eyes, and it's like nothing changed.
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Some change is good. We had our own town, man.
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We were free.
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Hey, ya know, my -- my Rick wasn't so bad.
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Used to take me and Summer to the park.
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No, he didn't.
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I have the same memory. It's fabricated.
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"Taking me and Summer to the park."
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[ Beeping ]
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A new Citadel?
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You Ricks don't have many original ideas, do you?
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And you're the arbiter of taste?
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Cool haircut.
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Stay out of my way.
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Stay out of mine.
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Ooh-whee! Almost enough for a jump!
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I'm gonna head to a reality where no one has facial hair.
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In the land of the blind...
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When I get my hop, I'm off to a dimension
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where racism is cool. Idiots.
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You got to have bigger plans than one jump.
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Oh, yeah? And what's your big plan?
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You mean after I teabag your mom?
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[ Laughter ]
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Don't even have a mom.
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[ Grunts ]
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Come on, gimme a six!
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[ Cheering, laughter ]
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Damnit! That's not six!
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Where's your boss?
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Up your butt and around the corner.
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That's where this barrel is going
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if you don't start talking.
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Up your butt? Or my butt?
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Gimme back my friends!
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Jesus, man!
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[ Grunting ]
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Whoa, whoa!
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Where are they?!
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They're with his stuff!
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A-at the center of this new Citadel. Help!
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Morty-whipped son of a bitch!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Groans ]
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Aaah!
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Get off me, you little shit!
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Doc!
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All we did was shoot you, man!
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Y-You can't take that personally!
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If we bite it here,
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y-you were always a good customer.
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Yeah. You always... had exact change.
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Ugh. Ready?
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Shit!
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[ Whimpering ]
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T-They got me, Arcade Morty.
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I'm -- I'm dyin'.
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It's gonna be okay.
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I-I know a doctor.
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Oh, ha.
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Hope I bleed out before I have to burn to death.
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No medical degree, but I've read enough
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to know one's an okay death and one is terrible.
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[ Sighs ]
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Flames aren't getting any closer.
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Looks like it'll definitely be the bleeding out one.
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Phew.
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Ah!
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Bye, pal.
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Off to the big Med School in the sky.
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Hey! Hey!
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Ow!
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Sorry, they make me do this to bully me.
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Hoof shaming.
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To clarify, I'm sorry about the needle prick.
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Overall, I agree with what they're doing here.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Gasps ] A-Arcade Morty?
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Shhh.
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[ Guns cocking ]
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Rich-ard San-chez. When my associates here told me
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that strange little Mowty Town had themselves a Pet Rick
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with a farm full of cloning equipment,
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my interest was piqued.
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Cloning equipment?
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You see what we have here, gentalmyan,
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is a prince, in the guise of a pawpuh.
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Why, not only is this little henley boy not a clone,
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he's also the Citadel's former
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Head of Mowty Replication.
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A Morty cloning scientist?
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The best Mawty cloning scientist.
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And from the looks of these boys,
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he's still got it.
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Rishard, Rishard.
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And I thought I loved my job.
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This -- this is such a head fuck!
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Break out the bubbly, boys!
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[ Cheering ] My Citadel is a go.
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Get yo mouth round it.
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Rick: That place had good curly fries.
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Oh, ya been there?
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So you're not even a clone?
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What the fuck are you doing with your life?
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I don't belong anywhere else, kid.
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You don't want to be an evil Citadel guy,
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so instead, you live next to a bunch of cloned Mortys
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on an asteroid?
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Wow, you're so different.
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I never said I was a good guy!
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I-I hate you!
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Aw, now, that ain't no way to talk to your paw.
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[ Grunts ] This is.
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Non-clone piece of sheeyat.
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Now, we don't need to be so unpleasant with each other.
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I'd love to offer you your old job back.
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I'll take it. Hit the switch.
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[ All shouting ]
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Don't do it! Shut up.
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Kid's right. I'm no better than any of you.
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I'm just self-loathing about it.
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[ Beeping ]
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See there? I told you he was good beef!
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Alright now, think that's large enough.
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[ Roars ]
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[ All shouting ]
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Morty! Get us out of here!
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I'm coming!
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[ Roars ]
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[ Mortys whimpering ]
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Mortys, with me!
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[ Roars ]
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Kill that abominascion!
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[ Roars ]
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So, deep down, you super love Mortys?
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Not really.
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I'm just really good at making you.
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I mean, look how you turned out.
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Don't give yourself credit!
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Wait, Rick. What are you doing?
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Not giving myself credit.
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Go make some memories that aren't fabricated.
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Rick!
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Hyah!
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♪ Ooh, these ♪
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♪ Little earthquakes ♪
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♪ Doesn't take much to rip us into pieces ♪
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♪ Doesn't take much to rip us into pieces ♪
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♪ I can't reach you ♪
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♪ I can't reach you ♪
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Aaah!
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♪ I can't reach you ♪ Oh, come on naw!
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♪ I can't reach you, can't reach you ♪
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Well, now that's a very
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expensive elevator ride you just took.
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My plans were always bigger than one jump.
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No need for that.
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Drop the accent.
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Whatever you say, man.
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That's your real voice?
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Ah! Shit!
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A desk gun?!
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An eskr-twar weapyion.
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♪ Give me life, give me pain ♪
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♪ Give me myself again ♪
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♪ Give me life, give me pain ♪
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♪ Give me my, give me myself again ♪
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Aah!
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Aaaah!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Laughs ] Aaah!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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You certainly are a burr in my saddle.
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You're a joke. I'm whatever I want to be.
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That's the freedom of life as a clone.
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You wouldn't know. Someone made you with sex,
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all those sweaty parts and nipply bits.
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You disgust me.
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[ Coughs ] It's over, man. Your dream's about to be gumbo.
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Get yo mouth round it.
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You...know me?
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F-f-father?
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Oh. Oh, no, no.
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You're under the delusion of something called
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the auteur myth.
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Truth is, any big project is made in collaboration,
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lots of delegating.
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I sort of...gave notes.
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I don't want to hear this!
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Good news. You don't have to.
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Au revoir, son.
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You wretch!
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Maybe he survived it?
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What do we do now? Go home?
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We decide where home is. For each of us.
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[ All talking ]
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That old Homesteader wanted us to make memories for ourselves.
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No Morty towns, or Citadels, or huddling together.
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It's time to grow up.
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct chatter, laughter ]
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♪♪
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[ Cow moos ]
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Deal me in.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Ship beeps, whirs ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Horn honking ]
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[ Portal whirs ]
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Hey, uh, is your -- is your Rick around?
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I-I think my Morty dropped his fidget spinner down here.
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I'm telling you, I checked everywhere else.
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Morty, I swear to God if I check between the seats of our car --
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I checked between the seats!
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Oh, shit, Morty. Check it out.
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I think this little dude killed his Rick.
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You really think so?
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Yeah, look, there's a grave.
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He buried him out front as a warning.
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Damn. Ice cold.
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Is that a second, smaller grave?
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Burnt down his house, too.
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Starting to think we should've stuck around.
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Jesus Christ. I-I didn't kill --
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Found it!
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I told you I checked between the seats!
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When you're right, you're right, Morty!
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Told you, I admit that kind of stuff now.
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And I can admit you're right about that, Rick!
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You're really changing!
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Assholes.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Did you get any of that?