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Rick and Morty

Season 8, Episode 2 — Valkyrick

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Valkyrick

Air date: June 01, 2025

Director: Jacob Hair

Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden

Space Beth calls her dad for a ride, broh.

Source: TMDB

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Alright, final item of the Galactic Defiance meeting --

alright final item meeting

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our plan to take out the Gromflomite Queen.

plan queen

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-It is not ready for approval! -What did I just--

approval ready

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Quiet! We can be a Defiance without talking over each other!

quiet

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Thank you. Corsica?

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As it stands, our assassination task force

assassination force stands task

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has yet to provide a clear plan --

clear plan provide

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We provide lots of plans.

lots plans provide

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Your committee keeps killing them.

committee keeps killing

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Well, it's an assassination committee.

assassination committee

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Whattaya want them to do?

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All intelligence indicates it needs to be a surprise.

indicates intelligence needs surprise

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Which is why we need to plan it carefully.

carefully plan

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Why don't we turn things over to our assassin, Beth Sanchez?

beth sanchez

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[ Audience murmuring ]

audience murmuring

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Great. It's an assassination meeting.

assassination meeting

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Where the hell is the assassin?

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Corsica: Beth. Where are you?!

beth

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Um, assassinating.

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Are you insane? We're still in a meeting about this.

insane meeting

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We've been meeting about it for months.

meeting months

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Is the plan to kill her with old age?

kill plan

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There is no plan. We still have to approve one.

approve plan

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Do you even look at your Defiance e-mail?

mail

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Who has the patience for three-factor authentication?

factor patience three

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Beth!

beth

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♪♪

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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Aah! Aah!

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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Aah!

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The Defiance says hello.

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Or goodbye?

goodbye

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I mean, I guess the hello meant goodbye anyway,

goodbye meant

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but this guy beat me to it?

beat

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-Oh! -Oh, my God!

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Who are you?! An assassin?

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I mean, I wish.

wish

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Kill her!

kill

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[ Weapons zapping ]

weapons zapping

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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[ Alarm wailing ]

alarm wailing

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Time to go.

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Oh, shit.

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Uh, hey, good news -- the Queen is dead.

dead news queen

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Bad news -- I didn't do it. Worst news -- I need a lift.

lift news worst

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I can't approve an extraction

approve extraction

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from an unapproved assassination.

assassination

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I'll have to call an emergency meeting.

emergency meeting

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I'm going to die.

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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Aah!

↓

♪♪

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Ughhh!

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

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[ Electricity crackling ]

crackling electricity

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[ Speaking Japanese ]

japanese speaking

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Whoa! You beat out Luigi's?!

beat luigis whoa

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[ Cellphone buzzing ]

buzzing cellphone

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Mm.

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I'm hammering sushi. What's up?

hammering sushi

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Space Beth: Well, [chuckles] funny story,

beth chuckles funny funny-story space story

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or maybe not that funny.

funny

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Are you pitching a Hulu Original?

hulu original pitching

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I-I kinda...

kinda

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went rogue and now I'm trapped on a Gromflomite ship.

rogue ship trapped

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[ Belches ] Send the coordinates. I'll pick you up.

belches pick send

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Really? Just like that?

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Of course just like that. You're my daughter, probably.

course daughter

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Jiro! Lava cake to go.

cake lava

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The lava cake was already ordered.

cake lava ordered

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I can see it from here.

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You don't have to explain.

explain

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Ya think it'd be easy to scan the only

easy scan

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warm-blooded thing on the ship.

ship warm

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We tried that once. Lotta rats in the walls.

lotta rats tried walls

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Is that why the ship always has a "B" in the window?

ship window

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-Huh? -Huh?

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[ Both grunt ]

grunt

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Hey! Freeze! You first.

freeze

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Agh! Walked...right...into...it!

walked

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-Ah! -Wow, Beth. [ Chuckles ]

beth chuckles

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You've been staying busy.

busy staying

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Oh, shit! It's Rick Sanchez!

rick sanchez

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Hey. My daughter is just as dangerous.

dangerous daughter

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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Wait, so the gun also shoots a sign?

shoots sign

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Yeah, for clarity, so people know it's quicksand

clarity

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and not a brown portal or diarrhea.

brown diarrhea portal

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But doesn't the sign tip off the enemy?

enemy sign

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No, no, the other side says "ordinary sand."

ordinary sand side

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There she is!

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Aw, what? Oh, oh, oh!

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See, there's your classic diarrhea.

classic diarrhea

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Ugh! Whatever. Can we go now?

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Just portal me to HQ.

portal

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Actually, could you portal me, like, a block away?

block portal

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So they don't know your dad drove you? Sure.

drove

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Okay, all in favor of Natalie thumbnailing

favor

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an emergency rescue budget?

budget emergency rescue

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-Oh! -Oh, whoops.

whoops

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You're a prick.

prick

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Stop acting embarrassed. I'm a legend here.

acting embarrassed legend

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Oh, hey, BugAnne. Hey, Rick.

rick

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Yes, it's disappointing

disappointing

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that the legend doesn't fall far from the tree.

fall legend tree

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Huh. That's a weird way to thank her and apologize. Dad!

apologize weird

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Thank her for what? A botched assassination?

assassination botched

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Whoa, whoa. I don't botch shit.

whoa

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I just turned down sloppy seconds.

seconds sloppy turned

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Yeah, their mothership wasn't on red alert for her birthday.

alert birthday

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You sure about that?

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Red alert for the Queen's birthday!

alert birthday queens

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That's right, Her Majesty is 70 days young

days majesty young

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but still laying eggs and banging drones.

banging eggs laying

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You go, girl!

girl

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Yes, Queen. Space Beth: What? No.

beth queen space

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I saw that bitch's pillow through her face.

face pillow

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A Sting Trooper did it. Why didn't they pin it on us?

sting trooper

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Translation -- ya botched.

botched translation

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-You can say that again. -Always botchin'!

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-Nepo baby. -Excuse me?

baby excuse

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Dad, stop helping.

helping

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This is the opposite of a nepo baby.

baby opposite

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This is a human with half my DNA

half human

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that despises me for the same reasons you bailed on her.

bailed reasons

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This organization resents and discourages talent.

organization talent

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It's why working here was always beneath me,

beneath working

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and it's why none of you are worth eating her shit,

eating worth

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and if you don't start appreciating her,

start

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I guarantee you, she'll be next out the door.

door guarantee shell

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[ Clears throat ]

clears clears-throat throat

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It was a good rescue, though. You got me fired!

fired rescue

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Only because you blew your chance to quit!

blew chance quit

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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I really hope I am the clone

clone hope

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because I never asked to be born.

asked born

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I can't handle watching you host those parasites.

handle host parasites watching

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Clone or not, that's still my blood in your veins.

blood clone veins

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Yeah, I know. I'm trying to overcome that.

overcome

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Ouch. Oh, boo-hoo.

ouch

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Whatever. Drop me off in space.

drop space

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What are you going to do?

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I'm gonna get to the bottom of this inside hit on the Queen.

bottom queen

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[ Sighs ] I-I know a guy that knows a guy

knows sighs

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that knows some bugs.

bugs knows

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Look, I gotta drop you off somewhere.

drop

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It might as well be the filth-encrusted apartment

apartment filth might

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of an insect-supremacist arms dealer.

arms dealer

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Fiiine.

↓

♪♪

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I thought you were dropping me off.

dropping

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I gotta make sure it's the right supremacist.

↓

They all look alike.

alike

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Aah! Hey! No mammals allowed!

allowed mammals

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That's our guy. Oh, shit, fuck!

fuck

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Guh. Oh! Oh, hey.

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I-I didn't mean that about mammals.

mammals

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You're -- You're clearly a good one.

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She is. She's very interested in insect politics.

interested politics

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Um, actually, there's no such thing

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because insects are genetically inclined for organization --

genetically insects organization

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Ohhhh! Ah!

ohhhh

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So tell us which insect organized a hit on the Queen.

organized queen

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I dunno. You guys kinda proved you're not gonna let me fall --

dunno fall kinda proved

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Aaahhhh!

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Aaah! Aah! Oh, God. Oh, Jesus.

aaah jesus

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Talk. You're just gonna --

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Aaaaagghh!

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Aaah! Oh. Alright, alright! Shit!

aaah alright

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It was Fantabulous!

↓

The former Royal Doctor!

doctor former royal

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Wait. The medical officer?

medical officer

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That's all I know, I swear!

swear

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Is it, though?

↓

Oh, God! Aaaahhhhh!

↓

Dad? He said that's all he knew.

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[ Thud ]

thud

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[ Belches ] I'm a mammal. I'm disorganized.

belches mammal

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I've heard of that doctor, though.

doctor heard

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Classic disgraced eugenicist trope.

classic

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You can get disgraced for eugenics by insects?

insects

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[ Belches ] I suppose he had a gift.

belches gift suppose

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Did he have an address?

address

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♪♪

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[ Gasps ] Hi. Don't be afraid to surrender.

afraid gasps surrender

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Yeah, you can even join us as an unlikely ally.

ally join unlikely

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I don't know what that is.

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I can explain.

explain

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Does your bug culture have ghosts? Yes.

culture ghosts

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Has it had any hit movies about busting ghosts

busting ghosts movies

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successful enough to generate sequels and cartoons?

cartoons generate successful

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Of course.

course

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Well, an unlikely ally would be like a ghost

ally ghost unlikely

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that hangs out with the ghostbusters.

hangs

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Okay, that is the most offensive job offer I've ever received.

offensive offer received

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More offensive than death?

death offensive

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Good luck with that. [ Inhales ]

inhales luck

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Wait, so he's too cool to be a Slimer,

cool

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but he's asthmatic?

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[ Gurgling and roaring ]

gurgling roaring

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Aah! [ Grunts ]

grunts

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Aah!

↓

That's...new.

↓

[ Belches ] A super-soldier formula?

belches formula soldier super

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I said "new" not "creatively trailblazing."

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[ Inhaling ]

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[ Growling ]

growling

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

↓

Ugh!

↓

Ah!

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Aah! Jesus Christ.

christ jesus jesus-christ

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[ Screams ]

screams

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I hope killing these things is leveling us up.

hope killing

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It's some kind of suped-up fungus.

fungus

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What? Should we be wearing masks?

masks wearing

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Nah, we're fine. It's a bug problem.

problem

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These little guys don't affect mammals.

affect mammals

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Why would they?

↓

It's a highly evolved symbiote.

evolved highly

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Its goal is galactic domination,

goal

↓

so why would it want to be hosted by shit-flinging monkeys

monkeys

↓

from a planet named after dirt?

dirt named planet

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Wow! We're disease bragging now?

bragging disease

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That fungus is no disease. It's the cure.

cure disease fungus

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My species has been wasting away for generations.

generations species wasting

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We're being led by a -- Yeah, yeah.

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Millennials killed Blockbuster Video.

killed video

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Just tell my daughter why you whacked your own queen.

daughter queen whacked

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Her Majesty refused to distribute my medicine.

distribute majesty medicine refused

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So I had her killed in secret

killed secret

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and replaced with a robot Queen who will.

queen replaced robot

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All of Gromflom One will gather for her birthday,

birthday gather

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and all will receive a gift!

gift receive

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That's not how birthdays work, dipshit.

birthdays dipshit

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How about this for a birthday?

birthday

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Close airlock seven!

close seven

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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You really don't know me, do you?

↓

And you don't know me.

↓

Or the various sizes of bugs!

bugs sizes various

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Ultromflomites, attack!

attack

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[ Growling ]

growling

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Behold the Gromflomites of the future.

behold future

↓

Soon we will reign again!

reign

↓

He's getting away!

↓

And living rent-free in your head!

free head living rent

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[ Laughs ]

laughs

↓

Rick: Whoa!

rick whoa

↓

[ Growling ]

growling

↓

Ahh! Ugh!

↓

Ah, so much for my fucking break.

break fucking

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Aah!

↓

[ Screams ]

screams

↓

♪♪

↓

Toro, toro!

↓

Olé!

↓

[ Groans ]

groans

↓

[ Sighs ]

sighs

↓

What was that "rent-free in your head" shit?

free head rent

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It's dumb people saying something meaningless

dumb meaningless

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'cause they've learned a new phrase.

learned phrase

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It just means you're thinking about something!

thinking

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Focus, Dad! The queen is a spore bomb.

bomb focus queen

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Ooh, you better call the Defiance.

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Why, so they can form a committee?

committee form

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You don't want your old job back?

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No, Dad, the Defiance sucks,

sucks

↓

but that doctor keeps trying to kill me,

doctor keeps kill

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he is not getting the "W."

↓

Oh, God. I'm turning into my father.

father turning

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That's all you had to say, partner.

partner

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Alright, should be pretty easy.

alright easy

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We get in undetected, find the spore bomb,

bomb

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and portal it out of there. Step one --

portal step

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we blend in as bugs working for

blend bugs working

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the Department of Transportation.

department transportation

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My guy Cisco will be at the back door at 7:00 a.m.

door

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-Who's Cisco? -My inside man. Don't worry.

worry

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Okay, but what if he doesn't show up?

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What's that supposed to mean? You don't even know Cisco.

supposed

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Which is very concerning

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since this plan seems very dependent on him.

dependent plan seems

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-So let me finish the plan. -Fine.

finish plan

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Step two -- Cisco provides us with security credentials

security step

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for the maintenance tunnels.

maintenance tunnels

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And if he doesn't show, what's our backup plan?

backup backup-plan plan

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I use Cisco so that I don't need a backup plan.

backup backup-plan plan

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[ Doorbell rings ] What's that?

doorbell doorbell-rings rings

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We ordered food, remember?

food ordered remember

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I've never heard of this Cisco guy in my life

heard life

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and all of a sudden he's the most reliable person ever born.

born person reliable sudden

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[ Belches ] Maybe I work with more reliable people than you.

belches reliable

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Make sure my fries are there.

fries

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Thank you. Oh, wait, are there fries?

fries

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Oh, okay, I see them. Thank you.

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Where were we? Step three --

step three

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we quickly and quietly patch into the surveillance grid.

grid patch quickly quietly surveillance

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Wait. How 'd we get there?

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With the credentials we got from Cisco.

↓

So in other words, if Cisco --

words

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Cisco has never not shown up!

shown

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Can I just ask, what does someone have to do

↓

to achieve the level of trust you place in this random man?

achieve level place random trust

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-I trust plenty of people. -Name two.

name plenty trust

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Uh, easy -- Birdperson and Cisco.

easy

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Cisco's at the same level as Birdperson?!

level

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Yeah. He listens to my plans.

listens plans

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Well, I guess I would, too,

↓

if I was the pivotal goddamn participant.

goddamn

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That's all this is? You're jealous of Cisco?

jealous

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I don't want to rely on him. If he doesn't show up at 7:00,

rely

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we're two humans in bug costumes banging on a door

banging costumes door humans

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until the cops find us, then we're running and gunning.

cops running

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We're not going to be running or gunning

running

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at any point in this plan.

plan point

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It's gonna be you, me, and Cisco staying under the radar

radar staying

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and preventing a coronation catastrophe.

catastrophe

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[ Beep, air hissing ]

beep hissing

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[ Both roaring ]

roaring

↓

[ Screaming ]

screaming

↓

[ Space Beth grunting ]

beth grunting space

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♪♪

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Oh, shit.

↓

-Freeze! -Don't move!

freeze

↓

Hands in the air! Huh.

hands

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[ Burps ] I don't know what got into Cisco.

burps

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This may be unpopular, but the Queen was a bitch.

bitch queen unpopular

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I mean, big deal, you had a billion kids.

billion deal kids

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Did you find them?

↓

We're kinda hard to miss.

hard kinda miss

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Stay back or die! Yeah! Listen to him.

↓

Why?! She's infected!

infected

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Bullshit! She would've turned.

bullshit turned wouldve

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Ya think I normally look like this?!

normally

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I mean, maybe. I-I don't know you.

↓

I need your labs, your data,

data labs

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everything you've got on this thing.

↓

Stop pointing a gun at me!

pointing

↓

Stop pointing a gun at me!

pointing

↓

[ Coughing wetly ]

coughing

↓

Can -- Can you cover your mouth?

cover mouth

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So it's true? You're infected?

infected

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It obviously affects mammals slower,

affects mammals obviously slower

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but, yeah, it's jumped species.

jumped species

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Then perhaps in you lies the cure.

cure lies perhaps

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Was stepping from the shadows meant to give that more weight?

meant shadows stepping weight

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No, my pen rolled into the corner.

corner rolled

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But even if you do cure it,

cure

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our scanners show a big, scary,

scary

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dramatic spore hive growing deep underground.

deep dramatic growing hive underground

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Real, you know, final-boss vibes.

boss final real vibes

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They're building an ultra army.

army building ultra

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Kinda what I just said,

kinda

↓

but looks like we both need an antidote.

↓

So, tenuous alliance?

alliance

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Oh! Unlikely allies!

allies unlikely

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We got our Slimer!

↓

Dad? Am I growing a...

growing

↓

horn?

horn

↓

Yeah. Uh, just relax. I'm working on it.

relax working

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I can feel them... the hive...

hive

↓

Uh! Kinda funny, huh?

funny kinda

↓

I hate working with others...

hate others working

↓

but now the collective is calling me...

calling collective

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[ Belches ] Maybe send that shit to voicemail, sweetie.

belches send sweetie voicemail

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[ Groans ]

groans

↓

Cadet, for your service,

cadet service

↓

the Federation stands scrung in scrung with you.

federation stands

↓

[ Air hissing ]

hissing

↓

[ Sneezes, growls ]

growls sneezes

↓

Rick: Yes!

rick

↓

[ Alarm blaring ]

alarm alarm-blaring blaring

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Huh. [ Belches ] Thought that would be it.

belches

↓

Don't sweat it. We're long on bugs and short on ethics.

bugs ethics short sweat

↓

I mean, if I gotta be fascist...

fascist

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

Ow! Shit! What the hell?

↓

Oh, sorry, sorry,

↓

I brought in my rotating math projector light.

brought light math projector

↓

Put it back in your decoration bin.

↓

[ Growls ]

growls

↓

Aah!

↓

Holy shit! You did it!

holy

↓

The projector helped!

helped projector

↓

Wait. Does this mean my family won't get paid?

family paid

↓

I told them my death would pay for college.

college death

↓

Oh, you'll die. [ Chuckles ]

chuckles

↓

You all die, eventually.

eventually

↓

Look, I know it might suck to be my daughter sometimes,

daughter might sometimes suck

↓

but there are some perks to being related.

perks related

↓

Ughhh...Dad...

↓

[ Grunting ]

grunting

↓

Ugh. All right. I'm still human.

human

↓

I like boobs. I like boob milk.

boob boobs milk

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Oh, no. I-I like jelly.

jelly

↓

I want nutritious jelly!

jelly

↓

Agh! Ah, I want boob milk.

boob milk

↓

Ah, I like boobs.

boobs

↓

[ Groans ] Turn on the cash!

cash groans

↓

W-What? Never mind, I'll do it.

mind

↓

[ Bell dinging ]

bell

↓

I'm cured, baby! Cured human Rick!

baby cured human rick

↓

[ Gagging ]

gagging

↓

Oh, shit. Sorry, Beth. Daddy's coming!

beth coming daddys

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

Damn. Small attack squad.

attack squad

↓

You killed a lot of us.

killed

↓

Well, who else would be down for this?

↓

I mean, it is "bring your daughter to work" day.

bring daughter

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[ Gasping ]

gasping

↓

"Bring your daughter to work day"?

bring daughter

↓

It's my work, Dad.

↓

You were sitting on that one for the last six hours?

hours sitting

↓

Thank you, Rick.

rick

↓

It is rare to find something Bird Daughter likes.

bird daughter likes rare

↓

Mask up, boys!

boys mask

↓

These puppies have triple spore filters.

filters puppies triple

↓

Should keep us fungus-free.

free fungus

↓

Time to deliver the payload.

deliver

↓

Is the payload a bomb or a cure?

bomb cure

↓

Who cares? It's a payload.

cares

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Beeping ]

beeping

↓

I think it's time we remove Gene from the text thread.

gene remove text thread

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You can't respond. It only feeds the beast.

beast feeds respond

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Speaking of beasts, I see you are parenting as well.

beasts parenting speaking

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Oh, she called me.

called

↓

I'm trying not to blow it.

blow

↓

You and me both.

↓

This way.

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Fast beeping ]

beeping fast

↓

[ Roaring ]

roaring

↓

She led us into a trap!

trap

↓

What trap?! Didn't you want to die?

trap

↓

Protect the payload!

protect

↓

♪♪

↓

-Aaaah! -Aaah!

aaaah aaah

↓

[ Groans ]

groans

↓

[ Grunting ]

grunting

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Screams ]

screams

↓

Yes! Yes! I'm gonna be dead!

dead

↓

Bug State, here my son comes!

comes state

↓

[ Snarling ]

snarling

↓

L-Let's all make an effort to check

check effort

↓

on that guy's kid in college.

college

↓

Bug pact!

pact

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Grunting ]

grunting

↓

[ Laughs ]

laughs

↓

Aww, look at that.

↓

I think she is having a good time.

having

↓

[ Rumbling ]

rumbling

↓

Don't start celebrating yet.

celebrating start

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Sniffs ]

sniffs

↓

[ Roaring ]

roaring

↓

Let's fucking goooooooooo!

fucking

↓

She gets it from her mother. [ Screeches ]

mother screeches

↓

Glad you picked up my call, Dad.

glad picked

↓

Uh, glad you called.

called glad

↓

We don't have to do it all the time.

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Screaming ]

screaming

↓

[ Grunts ]

grunts

↓

[ Roars ] Oh!

roars

↓

General! Aah! No, no, no!

general

↓

[ Groans ]

groans

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Inhales shakily ]

inhales shakily

↓

Check out the scrung on this guy! Ha, ha!

check

↓

Now you've got it!

↓

[ Laughing ]

laughing

↓

This fucking guy?

fucking

↓

Yes! It's me again!

↓

I warned you I had different-sized bugs.

bugs sized warned

↓

That was foreshadowing. Every hive needs a mind.

hive mind needs

↓

And in those minds will be me, paying no rent at all.

minds paying rent

↓

I might even charge rent!

charge might rent

↓

Quite a birthday, no?

birthday

↓

This guy's brain is cooked.

brain cooked

↓

Attack!

attack

↓

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, shit!

whoa

↓

Oh, oh, moving fast!

fast moving

↓

Smash! [ Grunts ]

grunts smash

↓

Beth!

beth

↓

[ Rick roars ]

rick roars

↓

Ah!

↓

You can cut all the heads off you like!

heads

↓

You'll never be rid of me!

↓

[ Laughing ]

laughing

↓

[ Laughing ]

laughing

↓

Agh! What! No! Stop laughing, you idiot!

idiot laughing

↓

[ Grunts ] Oh! Oh, shit!

grunts

↓

Put me back on top! Put me back on top!

↓

Agh! God! Not like that!

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Both grunting ]

grunting

↓

No! Who said you could bring a payload in here?!

bring

↓

General Ronkonkomus Joe: Move, move, move!

general

↓

No one gets to say the phrase "rent free" after I die.

free phrase rent

↓

It dies with me.

dies

↓

I did everything you could do with it!

↓

Aaah! Rent free! Rent freeeee!

aaah free rent

↓

[ Screaming ]

screaming

↓

Ugh!

↓

So, can I kill these guys? Is the truce over?

kill truce

↓

I don't know. Is it?

↓

Perhaps we Gromflomites can change...

change perhaps

↓

without having to transform into giant monsters.

giant having monsters

↓

I'm sure the Defiance would be interested in that.

interested

↓

Get a room.

room

↓

Ha. Ha. I had fun.

fun

↓

[ Crowd cheering ]

cheering crowd crowd-cheering

↓

Today I am proud to honor heroes from both sides

heroes honor proud sides today

↓

on what will forever mark the dawn of a new age.

dawn forever mark

↓

Not that we're gonna be doing this every week.

week

↓

I mean, hopefully never again actually.

hopefully

↓

Congratulations.

congratulations

↓

The Defiance owes you two a debt of gratitude.

debt gratitude owes

↓

Rick, pretty cool to see you working with your daughter.

cool daughter rick working

↓

Pretty...hot.

↓

Uh, oh, okay. Y-yeah. Yeah.

↓

Please don't fuck my co-workers.

fuck workers

↓

Uh, hey, you called me.

called

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

↓

Oh, shit!

↓

Cisco, what's wrong, baby?

baby

↓

Remember the space guy who paid me all that money

money paid remember space

↓

to do that thing?! Yeah.

↓

Well, I missed the goddamn thing!

goddamn missed

↓

Did the space guy know you had a drug problem?

drug drug-problem problem space

↓

Well, I-I didn't before I met you, Sandy!

sandy

↓

Hey!

↓

Aw, sorry. I shouldn't blame you.

blame

↓

It's okay.

↓

More drugs?

drugs

↓

Yes, please.

↓

[ Motorboating ]

↓

Did you get any of that?