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Rick and Morty

Season 8, Episode 1 — Summer of All Fears

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Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Summer of All Fears

Air date: May 25, 2025

Director: Fill Marc Sagadraca

Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden

Rick left the kids in a matrix. Not chill, broh.

Source: TMDB

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Crowd: [ Chanting ] CHARGE BELONGS! IN THE WALL!

belongs chanting charge crowd wall

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FREE THE CHARGE! FREE US ALL!

charge free

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A huge turnout today at the offices

huge offices today turnout

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of billionaire leader and tech visionary Summer Smith...

billionaire leader smith summer tech

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as she attempts to make Chargeria history.

attempts history

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And this just in: phone chargers are very important,

phone

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so never, never steal them.

steal

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We're ready to launch the device.

device launch ready

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Do we have eyes on my brother?

brother eyes

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No, ma'am. Then we're not ready.

maam ready

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♪♪

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[ Beeping ]

beeping

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Come on, Morty.

morty

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Wait! Remember!

remember

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If you borrow his phone charger... I know.

borrow phone

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...it's really important you give it back!

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Even if you think he wasn't using it!

using

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♪♪

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[ Gun cocks ]

cocks

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I'm alone.

alone

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I was, too. That's how I like it.

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[ Whistles ]

whistles

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[ Dogs barking ]

barking dogs

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Ohh! [ Chuckles ]

chuckles

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Come, if you wanna eat.

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[ Dogs barking ]

barking dogs

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[ Chair slides ]

chair slides

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Saw you on the news.

news

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Guess it's been a while since you've had a normal meal.

meal normal

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By "normal," you mean the spoon is dirty?

dirty normal spoon

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CJ's recipe. Back at the firehouse.

recipe

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Ugh! I didn't put my life's work on hold

lifes

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to sit here talking to you about chili.

chili

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He always said the secret ingredient is patience.

patience secret

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Morty, it is time to go!

morty

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It's almost 9 p.m. back in the real world,

real real-world world

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and our exit will only work if Mom's in the kitchen

exit kitchen moms

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pouring her bedtime wine!

bedtime pouring wine

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There's nothing for me back there!

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Go without me. That's not how it works, Morty!

morty works

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And I'm sorry, but I refuse to turn forty in here!

forty refuse

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[ Sighs ]

sighs

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What choice do I have?

choice

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We always had choices.

choices

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Take some ownership.

ownership

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[ beeping ]

beeping

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We're ready. Start the launch.

launch ready start

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God have mercy on our souls.

mercy souls

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Engineer: Five, four, three. two, one.

engineer five four three

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Launch.

launch

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[ Rumbling ]

rumbling

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♪♪

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[ Beeping ] It's charging!

beeping charging

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Charging in the air!

charging

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Dear God! Summer Smith has made phone chargers obsolete!

dear phone smith summer

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Woman: No more cords!

cords woman

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[ All cheering ]

cheering

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[ Laughing ] It's working!

laughing working

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A contactless electrical grid!

electrical grid

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That means no chargers, you old bitch!

bitch

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I win! The matrix is obsolete!

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[ Both screaming ]

screaming

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[ Buzzer sounding ]

buzzer sounding

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[ Both screaming ] What the hell?

screaming

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Oh, shit. How long was I out?

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Mom! Mom! Mommy! Get away from me, Rick!

mommy rick

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Mom! Rick put us in a simulated reality

reality rick

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to teach us a lesson about taking his phone charger and not giving it back,

giving lesson phone teach

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and then he fell asleep and forgot about us

asleep fell fell-asleep forgot

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for the matrix equivalent of 17 years!

years

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I'm an emancipated adult!

adult emancipated

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I demand sovereignty over my mind and future!

demand future mind

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Don't let him reset us!

reset

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This is why I have bedtime wine. [ Slurps ]

bedtime slurps wine

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My -- My hands! A child's hands!

childs hands

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You built a matrix to punish them for a phone charger?!

built phone punish

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I'm not that petty, Beth. It can punish them for anything.

beth petty punish

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Put that mindblower gun down.

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Okay. Obviously Grandpa cooked you guys a little too long.

cooked grandpa obviously

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Long enough to go to law school

school

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and revolutionize engineering.

engineering

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Summer, that whole system's basically 8-bit.

summer systems whole

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A child with a crayon could revolutionize engineering.

child crayon engineering

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Don't let him wipe me, Mom!

wipe

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I fell in love, ran a country,

country fell love

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visited Chargentina and the Phoneippines.

visited

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I can't lose those memories!

lose memories

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Um, I -- I wanna remember it, too.

remember

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Dad, I think the kids should be allowed

allowed kids

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to do whatever they want with what you did to their brains.

brains

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You want a couple of matrix-crazy adults

adults couple crazy

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in child bodies? Good luck with that.

bodies child luck

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Yes! I beat you, Rick!

beat rick

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You mess with the bull, you get the 34-year-old horns!

bull horns mess

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I'm gonna crush it in high school!

crush school

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Give me a holler when this goes south.

holler south

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♪♪

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Summer: There's literally no limit to what I can achieve.

achieve limit summer

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Student-body president. Valedictorian.

body president student valedictorian

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Or maybe just live this one day, sweet and fleeting.

live sweet

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Maybe just hold onto 17.

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-[ Cackling ] -Cold much?

cackling cold

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You're nipping out.

nipping

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Oh, come on. We don't have to do

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these teenage-girl stereotypes.

girl stereotypes teenage

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Your body violates our code of conduct, missy.

body code conduct missy violates

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Go home and change. But --

change home

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Your wiles won't get you anywhere with me.

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Oh, my God. She's hot for Principal Vagina.

principal vagina

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She's nipping even harder!

harder nipping

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Eat my ass, you shallow bitches!

bitches shallow

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[ Laughter ]

laughter

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Every time I think our friendship

friendship

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can't get any stronger.

stronger

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I know. You're truly my sister.

sister truly

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Aww!

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[ Sighs ]

sighs

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School's not what you remember, huh?

remember schools

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Ugh. I'm just embarrassed I let them get to me.

embarrassed

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Those girls probably still believe people like them

believe girls

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for their personality and that recycling is real.

personality real recycling

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Hey, do you have a bobby pin? Yeah. Here.

bobby

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At least they're too dumb to do real damage.

damage dumb least real

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It's like blunt-force trauma, as opposed to

blunt force opposed trauma

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a hot curling iron going slowly up your asshole.

asshole iron slowly

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[ Chuckles ] Wow.

chuckles

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Which is how I describe my first marriage.

describe marriage

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[ Both laugh ]

laugh

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You got married in there?!

married

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The best part was, I supported him

best best-part part supported

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while he worked on his music.

music worked

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Ugh. Been there. It's like, I can either be

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the primary earner or your mommy. I can't be both.

mommy primary

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[ Both laugh ]

laugh

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Yeah.

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A third mimosa?

third

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On a Wednesday afternoon?

afternoon wednesday

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Both: Who are we? [ Laughing ]

laughing

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Oh, my God. I'm totally turning into my mother.

mother turning

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Goals!

goals

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I love this version of you.

love version

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You're so...self-assured. I wish I had more of that.

assured self wish

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Aww! Beth! Can I call you Beth?

beth

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Absolutely! And I'll call you...

absolutely

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Summer? Oh, right. Of course.

course summer

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You were able to achieve so much in there.

able achieve

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Hashtag girl boss.

boss girl hashtag

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Ugh. I hate when grown women call themselves girls.

girls grown hate women

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Oh, same. Me too. That was ironic.

ironic

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Speaking of grown women,

grown speaking women

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maybe it's time for a little upgrade?

upgrade

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Oh, come on. Look at who you've become.

become

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You don't need some cliché makeover.

makeover

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I meant for both of us.

meant

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Do you just buy your shirts from Target

shirts target

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or do you also work there? [ Groans ]

groans

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Aww, Beth! I was joking!

beth joking

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Part of my management style.

management part style

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But isn't comedy just the revelation

comedy

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of an unacknowledged truth?

truth

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Think about it.

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Let's get out of here, girl. You need a blowout!

girl

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[ Crackling ]

crackling

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The hell are you doing, Morty?

morty

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Get your hands off my death race car!

death hands race

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The struts were a little off.

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[ Scoffs ] The struts were a little --

scoffs

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Wow. Okay. The struts were a little off.

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Picked up a few skills when I was inside.

picked skills

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The matrix?

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Matrix prison.

prison

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Oh. Badass.

badass

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This is that death race on Vega Five, right?

death five race

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Space and land?

land space

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Yeah, actually. Toss me a beer.

beer toss

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Think we should add a snorkel intake to the engine block.

block engine

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Damn, Morty. Maybe I should leave you in a matrix more often.

morty often

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Ohhhhhh!

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Morty! What are you doing?!

morty

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I'm getting Rick's attention! Freeze!

attention freeze

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Fuck you! None of this is real!

fuck real

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Morty, run! Hey! Thieves!

morty thieves

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Never take what's not yours,

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especially if it's a phone charger!

especially phone

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Rick, we're sorry we stole your phone charger!

phone rick stole

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We learned our lesson! Now let us out!

learned lesson

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If that was gonna work, we would've been ejected by now!

wouldve

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You have the right to remain plugged in!

plugged remain

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Any charger you steal can and will

steal

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be used against you. Summer, help!

summer used

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Sorry, Morty! But one of us has to find a way out of here!

morty

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[Echoing] Summer!

echoing summer

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♪♪

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[ Grunting and shouting ]

grunting shouting

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Aah!

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Ooh!

↓

♪♪

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[ Needle buzzing ]

buzzing needle

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♪♪

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[ Sighs ]

sighs

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♪♪

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[ No dialogue ]

dialogue

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♪♪

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[ Siren wails ]

siren siren-wails wails

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♪♪

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[ No dialogue ]

dialogue

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♪♪

↓

♪♪

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C-CJ.

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If you're remembering a bunch of stuff,

bunch remembering stuff

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you have to say it out loud.

loud

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I -- I just miss them.

miss

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Ehh. Y-You know what, pal?

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I think that engine snorkel's a good idea.

engine idea

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Bottoms up.

bottoms

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[ Camera shutter clicks ]

camera camera-shutter camera-shutter-clicks clicks shutter shutter-clicks

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Wow. You can really pull that look off.

pull

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I could never go short.

short

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It's called disruption.

called

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If you don't take risks, you don't grow.

grow risks

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Uh, for me, this is pretty bold.

bold

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I guess everyone has to start somewhere.

start

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What do you think of this?

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I think there was a reason it was on the clearance rack.

clearance rack reason

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I thought you wanted to feel more confident.

confident wanted

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Now, this says confidence.

confidence

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It also says $3,000!

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Who's gonna invest in you if you won't invest in yourself?

invest

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My job is to invest in your college fund, Summer.

college fund invest summer

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First of all, I already graduated charger cum laude

graduated

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with a major in chargers and a minor in --

major minor

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Let me guess. English Lit.

english

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Beth, I can't make you 17 again,

beth

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but I can give this gift of knowledge:

gift knowledge

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life is slipping away.

life slipping

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It's time to make some big changes

changes

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or get comfortable with some big regrets.

comfortable regrets

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So, are you gonna buy me this suit or what?

suit

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And steel plates. Good stuff.

plates steel stuff

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Oh! L-Look at that, Rick!

rick

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They -- They got a sale on rebar!

sale

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Oh, hell yeah! Buy two rebar, get one freebar?!

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Matrix Morty's got an eye for a deal!

deal

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[ Crackling ]

crackling

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I gotta hand it to you. T-This feels pretty good.

feels hand

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Good old American craftsmanship, Morty.

american morty

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Feels good to use your hands.

feels hands

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[ Engine starts ] Oh-ho-ho-ho! Ho!

engine engine-starts starts

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She's purring like a -- like an oily little kitten!

kitten

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Wow. You guys are...

↓

really spreading out onto the lawn, huh?

lawn spreading

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Summer: Ugh. Suburbia.

summer

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Dad, can I talk to you?

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[Burps] Listen.

burps

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If this is about the beers, Morty's cool.

beers cool

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He has like four Purple Hearts.

four hearts purple

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Five. Those and a nickel

five nickel

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will get you a cup of coffee.

coffee

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Ho-ho! Disillusioned Morty!

morty

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Love this guy!

love

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Listen, Beth.

beth

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If ya wanna judge someone, call Jerry.

jerry judge

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I can't. My phone's dead.

dead phones

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I had to film turns of every outfit Summer tried on.

film outfit summer tried turns

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You need a charger? Use mine. [ Gasps ]

gasps

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Oh. Okay. You sure?

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Ohh! Uh-h, yeah!

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Y-Y-You're -- Y-Y-You're -- Y-Y-You're -- Y-Y-You're --

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You're gonna give that back, right?!

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'Cause I can't impress upon you how...

impress

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[ Explosion ]

explosion

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[ Gunfire ]

gunfire

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[ Beeping ] [ Screams ]

beeping screams

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[ Screaming ] Oh, God!

screaming

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Oh, my God! 8-Ball!

ball

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[ Gasps ] No! No! CJ?! Chop Block??

block chop gasps

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Marmaduke?!

↓

[ Screaming ]

screaming

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8-Ball. He -- He didn't make it.

ball

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[ All gasp ] We -- We saw you die, man!

gasp

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[ Vomits ]

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I-I can't -- I-I can't die!

↓

[ Sobbing ]

sobbing

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I-I got you, buddy. I got you.

buddy

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Morty: I can't. I can't die.

morty

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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♪♪

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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[ Panting ]

panting

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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[ Gun cocks ] Huh?

cocks

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[ Gasps ]

gasps

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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Just take whatever you want.

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Nothing out here fucking matters.

fucking matters

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Wonder who he learned that from.

learned wonder

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Probably someone too tamed

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by neo-liberal groupthink to buy a cool jacket.

cool jacket liberal

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Dad, I think maybe you were right on this one.

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[ Gasps ] Rick: Beth, that's not how it works.

beth gasps rick works

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You gotta press it up against their head.

head press

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You just tried to mind-blow me?!

blow mind tried

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[ Screams ]

screams

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Summer! Get back here!

summer

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This is for your own good!

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No, it's for your own good.

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I thought you were my friend, bitch!

bitch friend

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My friends don't talk to me like that.

friends

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Because you don't have any!

↓

Hey!

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[ Grunts ] [ Alarm blaring ]

alarm alarm-blaring blaring grunts

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All I want is to live my best life!

best life live

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You're too scared to even try! [ Engine starts ]

engine engine-starts scared starts

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Did you just hotwire that car?

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Yes.

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-Summer!! -Later, Boomer!

summer

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[ Tires squeal ] [ Horn blares ]

blares horn horn-blares squeal tires tires-squeal

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Damn. That got out of hand fast.

fast hand

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Welp, I told her it would.

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Smart man. Here. Check this out.

check smart

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Me and CJ came up with it

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during the siege of the Three Pronged Mountains.

mountains three

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We were holed up with nothing but these old Nokia 3.5's.

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Had to use a little something we called the reg-rahc.

called

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Try her out.

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"Charger" spelled backwards.

backwards spelled spelled-backwards

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Cute. What's it do?

cute

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[ Zap ] [ Grunts ]

grunts

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Pulls the charge right out a man's heart.

charge heart mans pulls

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Thanks for the ride, Rick. [ Smooches ]

rick ride thanks

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Also, I didn't know Summer was gonna hijack a vehicle, too.

summer vehicle

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I've been planning this a lot longer than her.

longer planning

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Anyway...

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[ Engine starts ]

engine engine-starts starts

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[ Tires screech ] [ Horn blares ]

blares horn horn-blares screech tires tires-screech

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Cool tank!

cool tank

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[ Groaning ]

groaning

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No! No, no, no, no, no! Something the matter, sir?

matter

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You wouldn't be putting people in matrixes, would you? What?

putting

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'Cause that's something you should never do.

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[ Screams ]

screams

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Seriously, Morty?! You're that uncreative?!

morty

↓

Who's Morty?

morty

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Is that someone you put in a matrix?

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[ Grunts ] Yes!

grunts

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Owww. Oh...

owww

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The seemingly unstoppable and pretty cool-looking vehicle

cool looking unstoppable vehicle

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is now heading towards a power plant

heading plant power power-plant

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at the center of Power Plant Valley,

center plant power power-plant valley

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the well-known nexus of America's power grid.

americas grid known power

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[ Bullets clanging ]

bullets clanging

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Why create this unstoppable death machine?

create death machine unstoppable

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Its driver, 14-year-old Morty Smith,

driver morty smith

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has this to say.

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Morty: Come into a wolf's house

house morty

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and piss in its bed, you're gonna get bit!

piss

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T-That's just the nature of the wolf!

nature wolf

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That's just the nature of the wolf!

nature wolf

↓

[ Engine revs ]

engine revs

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[ Serene music playing ]

music music-playing playing

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How's the neti pot coming, Summer?

coming summer

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So good. I feel grounded, free of toxins.

free grounded toxins

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[ Bell jingles ]

bell jingles

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Go away. I need my space.

space

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I can't believe how fast you got established in Santa Fe.

believe established fast santa

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The wellness industry picked me up at the city limits.

city industry limits picked

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They place all lost middle-aged women

aged lost middle place women

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in a residential pottery studio with meditation elements.

elements meditation studio

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I'm looking to be in connection with the mountains?

connection looking mountains

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Get the cacao. And the harmonium.

↓

Honey, you shouldn't have to be

honey

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a lost middle-aged woman yet.

aged lost middle woman

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Take it from me. It sucks.

sucks

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And the joy of being 17 is not knowing anything,

knowing

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including how hard it's gonna get.

hard including

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Yeah. I guess I'm sorry for what I said.

↓

I just don't know how to be your friend.

friend

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You don't have to be. You're my daughter.

daughter

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[ Serene music playing ]

music music-playing playing

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Wow. I hate that I'm saying this,

hate

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but the energy here feels amazing.

amazing energy feels

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That's called community.

called community

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And if we had more of it in this world,

world

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and less factory-farmed beef,

beef factory less

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our little boys wouldn't be driving tanks

boys driving tanks

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into nuclear power plants!

nuclear plants power

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That sounds too specific to be a metaphor.

metaphor sounds specific

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Morty: What will you do when there's no power in the walls?!

morty power walls

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What will you charge then?!

charge

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See? Beef brain.

beef brain

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Oh, God. I have to stop him.

↓

You know how? I'm a tech CEO!

tech

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So even if I don't, I'll pretend I do.

pretend

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Mom. Hold my calls.

calls

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"Mom." Hmm. I like the sound of that.

sound

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I'll just need a credit card.

card credit credit-card

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[British accent] Please, sir. Not in the matrix.

accent british british-accent

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You shouldn't put people in matrixes.

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Uh-huh.

↓

[ Crackling ]

crackling

↓

[ Sour notes play ] What the -- Oh.

notes sour

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[ Energy humming ]

energy humming

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Matrix my ass! Wubbalubba dub dub!

↓

[ Screams ]

screams

↓

[ Coughing ]

coughing

↓

[ Groans ]

groans

↓

[ Gagging ]

gagging

↓

This better be death race-related.

death race related

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[ Bullets clanging ]

bullets clanging

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

CJ! H-Huh? Hey!

↓

[ Morty screams ]

morty screams

↓

[ Groaning ]

groaning

↓

[ Panting ]

panting

↓

CJ! CJ!

↓

[ Gasps ]

gasps

↓

Ohh!

↓

[Weakly] She's beautiful. Isn't she?

weakly

↓

Morty.

morty

↓

I never had a brother.

brother

↓

U-Until y-you.

↓

[ Exhales heavily ] [ Gasps ]

exhales gasps heavily

↓

[ Whirring ]

whirring

↓

[ Grunting ]

grunting

↓

Death to Chargeria!

death

↓

[ Both grunting ]

grunting

↓

[ Gasps ]

gasps

↓

[ Static crackles ]

crackles static

↓

We got him. Osama Been Chargin is dead.

dead

↓

Summer: Full hearts, full charge.

charge full hearts summer

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Full hearts, full charge.

charge full hearts

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She's coming down!

coming

↓

[ All scream ]

scream

↓

Sweet Christ! Power Plant Valley is breached!

christ plant power power-plant sweet valley

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I repeat, breached!

repeat

↓

He's getting too close!

close

↓

If he reaches the central power plant,

central plant power power-plant reaches

↓

it'll trigger a chain reaction

chain itll reaction trigger

↓

that renders North America uninhabitable,

america north

↓

but also takes out all cellphones!

takes

↓

Fear not, Guard #2.

fear guard

↓

The moat was installed for this exact scenario.

exact installed scenario

↓

There's not a tank on earth that can cross that water.

cross earth tank water

↓

Oh, shit! It's got a snorkel!

↓

Dear God. Run!

dear

↓

[ Guards scream ]

guards scream

↓

♪♪

↓

Morty!

morty

↓

None of this will bring CJ back!

bring

↓

Keep his name out of your mouth!

mouth name

↓

Whose name?

name

↓

Christopher James Motorola,

christopher james

↓

Chargeant First Class?!

class

↓

[ Engine idling ]

engine

↓

What do you know about CJ?!

↓

This is all my fault, Morty.

fault morty

↓

You were the only real thing in there,

real

↓

but I didn't treat you like you mattered.

mattered treat

↓

You couldn't have known what would happen in that war.

happen known

↓

But I did know, Morty. I did know.

morty

↓

Once I understood the rules of the matrix,

rules understood

↓

taking power was easy.

easy power

↓

But making power wasn't.

power

↓

There was only one way to make the charging science work --

charging science

↓

all the lithium we could get our hands on.

hands

↓

We got it.

↓

We can fix it, right?! We can fix it?!

↓

No one can know about this.

↓

[ Explosion ]

explosion

↓

Summer: It was a brutal war, but I knew we'd win it.

brutal summer

↓

Because we had you.

↓

An ex-con with no future,

future

↓

no family, no way to die.

family

↓

Morty, I never had a brother.

brother morty

↓

U-Until y-you.

↓

Summer: You could have had a different life.

life summer

↓

I could have given it to you.

given

↓

[ Screaming ]

screaming

↓

[ Static crackles ] We got him.

crackles static

↓

Osama Been Chargin is dead.

dead

↓

Thank you soldier. Full hearts, full charge.

charge full hearts soldier

↓

We're lithium rich!

rich

↓

Summer: You were my greatest asset.

asset greatest summer

↓

[ Sighs ] And my darkest shame.

darkest shame sighs

↓

I also had your phones bugged,

phones

↓

a tracking chip put in your spine,

chip spine tracking

↓

and all those birds you liked to feed

birds feed liked

↓

were spy cameras built by the government.

built cameras government

↓

My finches?!

↓

I know you lost a brother in there.

brother lost

↓

Don't make me lose you.

lose

↓

It's like the pain is all I have left of him!

left pain

↓

But -- But he's gone!

gone

↓

He never existed in the first place!

existed place

↓

Don't say that! Without you and your friends,

friends

↓

we never would have escaped the matrix.

escaped

↓

Rick, he -- he would have woken up and let us out!

rick woken

↓

On whose terms?!

terms

↓

He would've wiped us clean before our eyes were open.

clean eyes open wiped wouldve

↓

And then they'd really be gone, all of them.

gone theyd

↓

CJ, Chop Block...

block chop

↓

Marmaduke, um...

↓

8-Ball! Jesus!

ball jesus

↓

I -- I -- I'm sorry, Morty.

morty

↓

You get to decide now.

decide

↓

What do you want to do?

↓

I wanna go home.

home

↓

Yeah. Let's go home.

home

↓

It's okay! I -- I'm alright now!

alright

↓

It's not you we were worried about!

worried

↓

Yeah, this is exactly why you shouldn't steal

steal

↓

your grandpa's inventions!

grandpas

↓

What?

↓

He said never steal your grandpa's inventions!

grandpas steal

↓

-No... -Mother fucker.

fucker mother

↓

Matrix piece of shit!

piece

↓

Fucking fake lesson-teaching bastard!

bastard fake fucking lesson teaching

↓

Man: [ Grunting ] Stop!

grunting

↓

Whoa! Easy, guys! Christ!

christ easy whoa

↓

You're not in a matrix! You're not in a matrix!

↓

Rick? What the fuck?!

fuck rick

↓

This NPC was trying to teach us a lesson!

lesson teach

↓

I was just saying

↓

not to steal such dangerous technology.

dangerous steal technology

↓

Your grandpa's obviously a genius.

genius grandpas obviously

↓

Both: See?! That's an actual guy,

actual

↓

making several obvious and valid statements.

obvious several statements valid

↓

Beer later? I think my nose is broken.

beer broken nose

↓

[ Cracking ]

cracking

↓

[ Metal groaning ]

groaning metal

↓

Rick and Summer: Aw, come on!

rick summer

↓

Chernobyl! We're Chernobyl-ing!

↓

♪♪

↓

Rick! Are you gonna --

rick

↓

Yes. [ Rattling ]

rattling

↓

-Ew! -What the hell?!

↓

It's anti-radiation gel.

anti

↓

Your tits and bits will thank me later.

bits tits

↓

-Ew! -What the hell?!

↓

♪♪

↓

So... nuclear reactor, huh?

nuclear reactor

↓

I had PTSD!

ptsd

↓

Thank you for your service.

service

↓

Oh! Oh, my God! You saved us from the --

saved

↓

The worst meltdown in American history? Yeah.

american history meltdown worst

↓

I'm gonna leave this with you. Sign here.

sign

↓

Tip? Uh, I don't see an option lower than 20%.

lower option

↓

There isn't one.

↓

Ooh! Ahh...

↓

Might wanna keep that gel on for a little while.

might

↓

Alright. Is there anything else we need to do?

alright

↓

[ Needle buzzing ] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww!

buzzing needle

↓

I'm gonna remember him.

remember

↓

But I'm gonna miss you.

miss

↓

You won't have to.

↓

I have a feeling things are gonna be different now.

feeling

↓

Ready to be kids again?

kids ready

↓

More than you know.

↓

Y-Yeah.

↓

[ Zapping ]

zapping

↓

[ Both grunt ]

grunt

↓

[ Morty groaning ]

groaning morty

↓

What'd you do to us?!

whatd

↓

What the fuck is on my arm, Rick?!

fuck rick

↓

Beats me. You asked for it.

asked beats

↓

What?! Why?! Whatever.

↓

I'm meeting friends to throw shopping carts into the quarry.

carts friends meeting shopping throw

↓

Aw, geez. Oh, no, Rick! Y-You gotta get this off of me!

geez rick

↓

Ugh! It makes me uncomfortable!

makes uncomfortable

↓

No can do, pal. Made a promise to an old friend.

friend promise

↓

[ Beep ]

beep

↓

[ Beep ]

beep

↓

What the hell?

↓

Hi, Summer.

summer

↓

You probably won't remember making this,

remember

↓

but I just wanted to say...

wanted

↓

I love you and you should love yourself.

love

↓

The first thing your peers will try to take from you

peers

↓

is your adult empathy.

adult empathy

↓

It's your greatest gift and the one thing that they --

gift greatest

↓

Ugh. Send a text.

send text

↓

[ Line ringing ]

line line-ringing ringing

↓

Yo, Tricia! What are we huffing tonight, biiiiitch?!

tonight

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

♪♪

↓

[ Serene music playing ]

music music-playing playing

↓

[ Sniffs ] Unh!

sniffs

↓

Can I...help you?

↓

Beth, it's time to come clean.

beth clean

↓

We "lost women"

lost women

↓

feast on the young to stay middle-aged.

aged feast middle young

↓

So, you're...vampires?

↓

Why not feed 'til you're young?

feed young

↓

'Cause not everyone has your fucked-up values, Beth!

beth fucked values

↓

And it's unfortunately drink or be drank!

drank drink unfortunately

↓

Oh, come on! I thought that was "Wine Mom" talk!

wine

↓

[ Snarling and grunting ]

grunting snarling

↓

[ Sizzling ] [ Screaming ]

screaming

↓

[ Women hissing ]

hissing women

↓

The sun turns you to dust, and you picked Santa Fe?

dust picked santa turns

↓

[ Scoffs ] That's on you.

scoffs

↓

Did you get any of that?