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Rick and Morty

Season 7, Episode 10 — Fear No Mort

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I'm gonna rip out your spleen and feed it to your husband!
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- We've seen too much. - It sucks, you know?
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- He just wanted a ride, right? - He certainly took us for one.
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- It's that carnival guy. - So he gets a kickback.
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It says it takes away your greatest fear.
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My greatest fear, Morty, is trusting a gross hole
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to conquer my fear, and I conquer that fear by walking away.
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Okay, fine.
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You little turd!
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- Oh God! - Oh God!
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Hold still while i stuff you with maggots!
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Rick!
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Okay! The Hole thinks I'm scared of not having a gun?
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Fear conquered!
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Check out dem gains! Morty! Where are you, Morty? Let's go!
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- Oh jeez! Oh god, oh jeez! - Man! We both shit our pants!
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- Christ, Rick! My button. - What a fucking ride!
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- Maggots in my button! - Fuck yeah, on the wall, motherfuckers!
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It's not worth it! Not worth it!
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Oh my god, you both reek. What is that?
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Morty and I shit our pants.
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You're looking at the two newest members of the Hole Club.
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Okay, sluts.
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What the hell?
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Bomb almost killed her. Take care of our wife.
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Rick? No! Oh my God! No, no!
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- Mom? - Where am I? Who are you people?
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You're my mom, but, you're young?
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- Rick, what's happening?? - Wait. Rick?
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What the fuck, Grandpa? Say something!
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- Okay, we're clearly still in the hole. - That's exactly what I was thinking.
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We never left the hole and...
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And part of the hole is thinking you left the hole and then
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And then it can really dig into you.
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Because you can't really be scared of anything if you know you're
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- Still in the hole! - Still in the hole!
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What the fuck are you two talking about?
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Why is dead Grandma alive in our living room?
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Rick, why are you old?
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All great questions.
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You guys get reacquainted while we grab some equipment.
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Wait, are we sure this isn't, like, a double mislead?
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A double mislead like we went into a generic fear hole
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and then coincidentally came home to that? That's...
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That's my wife. From the day I lost her.
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Well, what's it got to do with me?
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- Rick? - Right!
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I think I figured it out, Morty. Your greatest fear,
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is me getting Diane back and being happy again.
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What? Why?
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Because then I won't need you. Look how scared you're
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- getting just talking about it. - I'm not scared, I'm insulted.
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What kind of backhanded-ass theory is that?
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My greatest fear is you hooking up?
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You're right, we can't know for sure until I get more data.
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Alright family! Who wants to catch up over ice cream?
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I knew he was working on teleportation. But...
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Wouldn't this be time travel?
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Dad never touches time travel.
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He calls it the Long...
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Long Island Iced Tea of science fiction.
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Yes, but then what is this?
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Don't worry about it, it's not real. Okay!
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I figure it's better to do this in front of you,
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I didn't want to walk in de-aged. What do you think, D? 45? Younger?
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I don't care about your age, Rick. I don't even want to call you that,
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that's my husband's name, he just died.
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I know.
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So, 27?
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- Dad! You're traumatizing her. - What? It's my face, too.
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And now Diane gets to understand that I'm still sexy and a genius.
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What a kindness.
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You were right, Rick, I'm really terrified right now.
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Terrified of what? If you don't mind,
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I'd like to get to know the adult version of my...
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Oh my God!
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Where's my real daughter?
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Sweetie, it's all right.
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This may as well be our real daughter, because she's just as real as you.
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- What? - Put it this way.
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You're all basically NPCs.
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Only Morty and I are real, so your side quests don't matter.
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- The main quest is... us. - You're disgusting.
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You're talking about our baby girl like she's theoretical?
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- Welcome to the family. - No, you don't get it, honey.
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Even if this was real, she'd be only a version
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of your daughter who could also be a clone of your daughter.
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Stop wearing my husband's face! You're nothing like him!
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- Because I lost you! - Maybe you didn't deserve me!
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You want to hear a new theory?
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Maybe your greatest fear is getting a second chance with her and blowing it.
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You don't think that fear is been pretty well faced?
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Then you haven't conquered it. Or accepted it. Or something.
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"Or something?" I'm not a fearologist!
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Morty, all rom-coms have an arc.
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Even You've Got Mail begins with Tom Hanks killing that cop.
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- Really? - I don't know!
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I'm not going to fucking watch You've Got Mail.
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I'm doing this for you, Morty. The sooner I get her back,
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the sooner you can conquer your fear of being a useless, lonely turd.
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You don't think that's been faced?
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Hello Diane, here's the song I rehearsed.
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You had a bad day and Rick made it worse.
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He felt bad, so he created me. I deliver you waffles and an apology.
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Why do I have memories of being a human child?
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- Why would I need... - Shit!
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Goddammit!
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There was a whole second verse about inviting you to the zoo with the family.
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I've seen that robot's arms.
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I used them on a law enforcement drone that the Feds had me build.
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It's how we...
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How I met my wife.
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The zoo sounds nice.
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And this one time, we raised a civilization living
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on a zit on my face, and Grandpa helped me rule over it as queen.
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It sounds like you guys are a real family now.
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I wish you could've been part of it, Mom.
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- Oh, honey! - Rick!
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Is there a deadline on this theory you're chasing?
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Yeah, sure! That's a good idea, Morty. Do that.
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I always wished I knew what they were saying.
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Your Master's thesis. Nonhuman Intelligence.
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When did you read that?
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After you were gone.
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It helped me develop this.
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Fuck you! Fuck you, Greg!
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- Fuck you, Lisa! Bread. - No!
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- Fuck you! - Fuck you! There's bread.
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- I guess that's what I expected? - Anticlimactic isn't it.
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They kinda suck.
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Wanna grab a drink?
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Yeah, alright!
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When did you stop being a lightweight?
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Kept looking for my wife at the bottom of a bottle.
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You're pathetic.
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Hey! To being pathetic.
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Clear!
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My turn, my turn.
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I'll tell you what, Old Man. Seems like losing me made you cooler.
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I should die more often.
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You did.
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You died everywhere forever.
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You're the only thing I can't replace.
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Okay, okay, Mr. Weepy. I'm not even real, remember?
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Nothing's real, that's your jam, right?
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My grandson... our grandson...
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thinks this is happening because my greatest fear is letting you go.
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- Then don't. - I don't want to.
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- Then kiss me. - I'm old and we have puke mouth.
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Well, I'm not here and it's not real puke.
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Okay, Rick! Dude...
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Fuck you Morty, it's a blazer.
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That's not what I meant. You look sick.
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- The hole is feeding on you. - I thought it's supposed to eat my fear.
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Can we get some fucking rules up in this hole?
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I don't know the rules! Maybe you're just dying
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because you've been in here too long!
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Interesting theory. I wonder why you're so rosy-cheeked.
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What are you saying?
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Maybe the real you is off somewhere running from spiders.
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So now I'm not real?
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Maybe my greatest fear is having to tell you to fuck the fuck off.
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- Go ahead and face it! - Fuck the fuck off!
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- Ready to Showbiz Pizza? - Lemme see that bear play banjo!
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Here's one for ya. I'm afraid of watching you die.
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I like that theory, Morty. So stop watching.
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Okay, this is it. You nailed it. My worst nightmare.
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I'd like to leave The Hole now.
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Hey, Hole, I'm talking to you. Are you listening?
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So, what are you, like, the Hole?
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The Hole's promoter? The Hole's intern?
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Is there a hole here?
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Right! I'm supposed to go in there and be shocked that there's no hole,
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or that there is a hole? What difference would it make?
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You are hard to scare.
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And Rick isn't, right?
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The Hole's gonna, like, suck on him forever
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because his big secret is that he's got the most fear?
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Well, we can certainly say you're not afraid to be reductive.
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I doubt your grandpa has "more" fear than the average asshole in a Denny's.
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- Hey. - Sorry!
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If anything, he seems pretty brave. He's certainly not afraid to die.
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Maybe that makes his fear extra...
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delicious.
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So, what, he's scared of love?
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Everyone's scared of love, dipshit. You'll learn that in your twenties.
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It takes a very rare, very powerful being to be
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terrified of happiness.
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- Dumb. - You're dumb.
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That's why you're not scared to be happy.
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The smarter you are, the more you know.
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Happiness is a trap. It can't last forever.
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Let's say you meet the love of your life,
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well, it's still gonna end... It's inevitable!
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Whether by the slow pull of a disease,
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or the shock of loose footing on a hiking trail.
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whether it be the corrosion of two personalities
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that reshape each other until they're incompatible,
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or maybe the old stranger in a bar who says the things
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that need to be said, to that person, that night.
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The point is... Happiness always ends.
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Best case scenario, think about this. Best case.
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Is that you die at the same time.
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- Yikes. - Can't the Hole just let me go then?
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Sounds like I don't matter.
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You don't. But if you go, you'll take him away. Don't worry.
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Rick will die before accepting happiness.
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After that, we'll chase you with some clowns
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or some dumb shit like that.
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But Grandpa... Grandpa's gonna die.
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Just like Diane.
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Sir, you've been in this booth for a really long time,
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- one coffee isn't gonna cut it. - That's fair.
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- Wanna split some pancake puppies? - No!
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Beth? Summer? Anyone!
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Dad, it's not real. Neither are you.
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If that's true, then you deal with it!
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You know what, you're right.
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How about this?
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- Morty! What are you doing? - Being scared!
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How is that not enough fear?
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You're the one scaring me, Morty!
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No, Dad, it's okay!
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It's not okay! That wasn't normal!
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My greatest fear is not being accepted.
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It should be!
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And you need to fear it a hell of a lot more!
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I can do that.
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You like that?
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Do you want to die?
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I have enough unaddressed trauma to flood this hallway.
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You fucking idiot, this list says Top Five Things
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and you only wrote down four.
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Trust fall!
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None of us touch or speak to this kid ever.
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Maybe take a picture, send it to your friends?
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Not a bad idea.
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How can we do the school play if Johnny has laryngitis?
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- There's no understudy! - Put me in the play.
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- You don't know the lines. - Yes I do.
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Three Days of Rain? I have it memorized.
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And I refuse to prove that until you cast me.
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Have it your way, but The New York Times is coming,
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and they're doing a feature on the current state of young American theater.
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Perfect.
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- It ended in a church? What? - Yeah!
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They'd already died it was purgatory or something.
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How did your universe's version end?
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Jack, Locke and Sawyer teamed up to kill a fog monster and everyone got rescued.
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It was one season long and it was perfect television.
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You can be great or you can be around forever, right?
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True.
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- True. - Where's this going?
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- True. - We doing robot roleplay?
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- True. - I've got oil at home.
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- True. - What was that? Diane!
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Diane?
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- Diane. - Stay with me! Diane?
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Rick? What's happening?
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Fucking Morty! He's trying to hog the hole. C'mon!
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Alas, our father is dead.
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Walker, are you here?
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I'm Walker. Sure has been raining a lot of days.
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What the fuck is he doing?
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What's wrong with him?
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He's naked. And why does he look sick?
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Because he's dying.
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Fuck. I gotta get him out of here.
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But if I do, I might have to go with him.
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I don't want to. I don't want to, Diane.
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I think my greatest fear is letting you go.
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That's a good fear, Rick. Keep that fear.
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If you don't, you'll kill me. Again.
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I know. But I don't have to kill Morty too.
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How do you know he's even real? Look at his weird little balls.
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Goodbye, Diane.
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- Rick...? - Shut up Morty.
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DJ, drop that beat, we gotta conquer a fear!
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This is my grandson don't look at his pee-pee
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stead of staring at Morty put your eyes on me
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I'm a roped-out freak loose dog in my ass
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macaroni in my pocket Rickity masterclass.
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I don't know how to rap I don't know how to rhyme
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i don't know how to rap now eat my shit!
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Incredible.
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Now throw your hands up! And put your hands down.
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Throw your hands up! Now put them back down!
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Three days of rain!
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That was an astounding feat of personal bravery.
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Nudity always makes theater serious and good.
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How do you feel?
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Accepted. You?
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Pathetic.
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But... Happy?
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We did it! We conquered our fears. Right?
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Rick! You just looked real sad, which I'm afraid of.
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You know, of being responsible for your sadness.
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Which means, I think, we might still be in The Hole.
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Well, I am definitely afraid of you ever knowing anything before me.
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So, I'd say there's a 100% chance that we're still...
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God damn it. Is this going to be a whole thing?
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No wordplay, Morty.
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We have to figure out our actual fears if we're ever going to get out of here.
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- Actual fears? - Yeah!
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Tell me your fucking fear so we can conquer it.
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I just had to crucify myself in order to save you from your Hole Wife,
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and you think I'm the one with unresolved fears?
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I oughta be afraid that we'll never get out,
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because you'll never admit that you're afraid!
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Okay. Good job. You conquered it, right?
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I think so? How are we supposed to know?
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No, this is real, I can tell.
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You're not afraid that you could be certain about something
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and still turn out to be wrong?
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- You cowardly asshole! - How was I supposed to know?
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Eight dollars for a side of bacon?
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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It's a symptom of a larger concern, Morty.
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- If capitalism collapses... - Are we done here?
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I don't know. Aren't you a little afraid at this point of The Hole itself?
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What?
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I swear to God! If we're still climbing out
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of this fucking Hole two seasons from now.
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- Maybe that was it. - What?
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Maybe we needed to let go of our fear of uncertainty. You know?
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Right.
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I'd say we're pretty native to that at this point.
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- Okay thank you, Hole! - Thank you, Hole!
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We no longer need to know if we're in you! So Bye!
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Are you afraid we're still in it?
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I mean, I hope we're not, but if we are...
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- We'll find out eventually. - Which no longer scares me.
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Same. Okay. I'm gonna go get drunk.
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Move on they say, you'll feel better with time.
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But time alone can't heal This heart of mine.
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You can't go back, That's the only rule,
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But rules were meant to break when it comes to you.
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I saw time and time, Slip by when I withdrew,
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I wandered far and wide, Without you.
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Without you.
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So I bury my dead, And I try to start again,
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But it will never be the same As it was back then.
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I've seen time and time, Slip by, but I'll make do,
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-‘Cause I won't live my life... - Oh my God, I've turned into my dad!
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Maybe there's no way out. Maybe we were born here.
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- C'mon. We're gonna get through this. - I'm staying here.
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No. We're Rick and Morty. I'm not leaving without you.
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What did you say?
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I said I'm not leaving you in here. Come on. You're irreplaceable.
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- What? - Oh my god.
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I know what I'm afraid of.
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I'm afraid you'd never say that in real life.
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I'm afraid that if I jumped into a hole,
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you wouldn't even bother jumping in after me.
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You'd just stand there and watch. This entire thing has been about me.
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You're not even in the hole, are you?
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Thank you for visiting the Fear Hole, Morty.
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Your fear of relying on Ric has been delicious.
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Dear God!
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Morty! How was it? Was it spiders?
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Oh jeez. Oh my god, no. You...
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- You didn't go in at all? - No, it's a one-person ride.
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You can't face two fears at the same time.
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If my fear was fire and yours was water...
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I get it. It's fine.
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It really is fine.
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You do seem a little less burdened.
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Rick, am I irreplaceable?
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- I mean, define "irreplaceable". - That's good. Good.
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I'm back.
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Don't! Or I won't know if I'm out!
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- Is it that good? Should I go in? - No.
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You holding out on me?
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You don't want to deal with it, Rick.
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There was messed-up mental shit in there. Like, Diane was in there.
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- What? - Not in a good way.
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Just trust me.
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Okay, buddy. Let's go slam some pancakes.
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How bout that? Season 7!
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It was touch and go there for a second.
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Remember when I stole my kid? I stole one of these too!
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It's all about having a goal and stopping at nothing to achieve it!
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Then you'll be fulfilled!