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Rick and Morty

Season 7, Episode 9 — Mort - Ragnarick

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Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: Mort: Ragnarick
Air date: December 10, 2023
Director: Kyounghee Lim
Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden
Rick seeks the infinite. Morty tries to help.
Source: TMDB
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Hello? Hello?
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- Hello, Jerry. - Nana!
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Are you ready to come to the light?
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I’m not sure. Where’s Pop Pop?
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He’s not coming out to meet you anymore
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because honestly Jerry, this is getting annoying.
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It’s not my fault! My father in law asked me to help him gather data and...
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Not again!
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Okay, run diagnostics.
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Holy shit, this is consistent. This is real.
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What have you done? You’ve got my grandparents
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- pissed at me. - They’ll forgive you because...
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they’re zero mass fields of consciousness preserved
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by a paradimensional layer of infinite energy.
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Morty, there’s kind of a heaven! Kind of!
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I mean there definitely is for a neurotypical like your father.
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His conscious connection to a localized cultural model
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of infinity functions like a wick, sucking his little mind
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straight towards a source of energy strong enough
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- to support collective projection. - Great, so there’s a heaven.
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Glad you could learn that by murdering me eight times.
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He’s got kind of a point, Rick.
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If you want to get into heaven, can’t you just stop being an asshole?
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First of all, I don’t want to “get into” anywhere,
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I want to tap this paradimension’s energy.
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Secondly, you wouldn’t catch me dead in Jerry’s generic-ass nineteen eighties
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concrete and fog machine heaven.
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Well guess what, you aren’t welcome there!
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You raise a good point, Jerry, obviously by accident.
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My intact consciousness is too atheistic
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to get channeled to any afterlife worth robbing.
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It’s a paradox.
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Unless...
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Morty, pack your parka. We’re going to Norway.
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Or I can augment your skin with subdermal heaters...
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I’ll pack a parka.
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Cheers everybody, cheers!
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So, is there a time window between battles
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where a guy could go off and, I don’t know,
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gather resources?
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Yes, now you’ll receive your armor.
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Knock knock.
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You’re a new arrival. What do you require?
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Honestly, I’d love to take most of your tools.
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I’d planned on starting from scratch, but you’re, like,
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way past the Iron Age here, saves me a lot of time.
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I make only the finest for Valhalla.
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Beautiful hammer.
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So, in Valhalla, what happens when we get knocked out?
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- Then we’re just knocked out. - Cool.
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Is that a thing Vikings love?
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Oh God, brutal.
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Wait, what? Bigfoot, do you have religion?
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You understand me, don’t you? Does Rick do this to you all the time?
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He messes with me too.
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Easy there, big guy. Easy.
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Oh, shit!
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Look at this little one!
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You must be made of piss and dragon balls to reach Valhalla at your age!
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Yeah, man! Dragon Balls all day.
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Have you seen an old skinny guy around here?
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Of course!
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But wait, where did that guy go? He should have his armor by now.
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What in the mighty whale’s wooden cock?
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The old man! He’s some kind of witch!
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A friend of yours?
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What? Why would I be friends with a witch?
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- I was just asking! - Well...
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that’s really offensive, man! What is this, Judgmenthalla?
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I don’t know until I ask, alright?
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Somebody around here gonna make me some pants
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or do I have to call the feds on this place?
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Surrender, witch!
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Easy, guys. This was all a test and you passed.
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I’m actually Odin.
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- Odin? - Yep!
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Thor’s father, Spiderman’s uncle, et cetera.
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I came here to do like an undercover boss thing,
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making sure Valhalla's running smooth, which it is, and as your reward,
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I’m assembling this majestic transdimensional energy relay
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which none of you should ever touch or it’ll make your...
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goats have hemorrhoids, understood?
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And you need nothing from us?
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I’m only here a few hours, but since you’re asking
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I’d kill for a beer and a sandwich. Beef, cheese, no onions.
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- is someone writing this down? - Ow my balls!
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- Ow my balls, ow my balls! - Morty? Why are you here?
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You are friends with the witch!
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What the fuck, Morty! You’re my ride home!
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Bigfoot killed me! He killed you, he killed me,
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and he was going to kill your clone.
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No, Morty no!
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I opened the cage. Bigfoot was burying your body.
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- He was mourning you! - He does that.
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Morty, any big idiot can pretend to believe in the afterlife,
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that’s why we’re dealing with these fucking guys.
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They’re just Norwegian Bigfoots. Jesus Christ!
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Run this cable over there. We don’t have much time.
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Hull breach imminent. Initiating survival protocol.
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We’ll take it from here.
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We work for the man upstairs.
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Hello, Bigfoot. I’m The Pope.
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I’m sure you don’t know what that means.
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Which is why I’ve been so eager to acquire you.
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The Church, you see, has many enemies, but also many rules.
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We can’t kill. We can’t command a man to kill.
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But you are not a man.
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You are a thinking beast from outside God’s domain,
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which will make you the Vatican’s greatest weapon.
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Your holiness, he is wild. He can’t be controlled.
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But we know what he wants.
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Yes, my child. Yes. You will have your naked imbecile.
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But first you will work for me.
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Morty! Heads up! Incoming wave.
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Clear!
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- They’re sending more every time. - It’s fine!
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I’ll upgrade the turret’s rate of fire, but I need to finish this relay.
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You need to figure out how to get us back to life!
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Without my infinite energy?
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I don’t think you’re thinking this through, Morty.
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If we manage to get home, we don’t get another shot at this.
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You think the next time these idiots see a naked man on the battlefield
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they’re gonna give him a beer?
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So you’d rather stay dead until you win than live as a loser?
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Maybe you belong here with these idiots.
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Yeah! I could probably teach hem how to hit a red button!
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I said I was sorry.
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And I said keep killing them while I finish the relay.
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And I will get us back home. Okay?
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Okay!
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Okay, I’m done here. Ready to get back to living?
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Yeah, but how?
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Morty, infinite energy means infinite energy.
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All I have to do is pull a lever to send us back home into new bodies.
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Then voila! No more need for crystals.
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But the second we turn our back those guys are just going to trash this place.
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Morty. Ye of little faith.
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Do we even need to attack him?
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I told you I was Odin, you faithless heretics!
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And I’ll keep blowing you up in this pit forever
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unless you follow these commandments. Spiderman?
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There’s ten of them, but they basically
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revolve around not going near the energy relay.
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Is anybody going to go near the energy relay?
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Okay. You have pleased me. I’ll get you guys...
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some kind of a ladder.
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Target is in sight.
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Excellent. Release the bait.
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I just love worshipping the devil with you guys.
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Who are you? Only The Pope wants to kill us but he can't kill...
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Yes. Very good.
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But we can do even better.
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You work for the Vatican! Our enemies are your enemies!
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Yes! Yes!
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Here, my sweet. This will help you communicate.
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I traded a Predator three muskets for it.
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So it is their currency?
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Give me what you promised.
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Yes, child, you’ve earned it.
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Alright, Morty! Wanna grab a mead for the road?
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- I’m good. - Then, here we go!
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Man, I take back everything bad I said about clone vats.
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There’s a method to the madness, Morty.
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And now... infinite energy, baby!
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What the...
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Someone’s hacking into the Earth bound side of my relay, Morty.
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Pretty crazy! Whoever’s doing this would have to be a spiritual leader
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with limitless resources.
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In fact, I guess there’s only really one.
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You’re fucked.
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It is over. My torment ends now.
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What the hell? Are you seriously working for the Pope?
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The pope saw my potential. Prepare to be crushed by bigfoot.
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Don’t worry, Morty. I’ve got this under control.
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Jesus Christ, Rick, just apologize.
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You assumed Bigfoot was dumb. Which was dumb of you.
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You’re right, Morty. Underestimating people only gives them the high ground.
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Admit why you bullied me.
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Because I thought it was funny that you were stupid.
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People are intelligent in different ways.
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I know, I know! I’m clearly stupid at knowing when other people are smart.
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Listen! I know you can’t tap your gauntlet,
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but I’ll take a guess at what you’re saying.
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You hate me because I tortured you to get what I want.
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- Rick! - But I only used you to kill myself!
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How many people have you killed for the Pope?
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Help me stop him and I’ll make it right.
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For starters, here.
starters
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That hurt. Wait a second...
hurtsecond
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Yeah, hands-free. Also upgraded that voice.
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Thank you. In a world, where time actually is money.
moneyworld
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I think I know this movie.
movie
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You guys can do this bit at the Vatican. Let’s go.
vatican
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Hey, Bigfoot. Whatcha got back there?
whatcha
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Rick and Morty.
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Dead. For pope.
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Aye, that’s them.
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Alright, last thing! I just gotta take a sharp stick
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and stab them both. That’s just the rules.
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Sorry, Morty! So much for the quiet way.
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- I appreciate that we tried. - It’s a fucked-up rule.
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Pope!
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It’s over, the Pope! We got you.
pope
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See, this is why religion sucks.
religionsucks
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Infinite energy and the Pope uses it to levitate like Criss Angel.
angelenergyinfinitepopeuses
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Alright, wow! Not how I saw that going.
alright
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I guess getting killed by the energy sent us up the conduit to its source.
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Hey guys.
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- Oh fuck! - No, no!
fuck
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Just need some clothes and horses. Maybe not for Bigfoot.
clotheshorses
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Unless he wants clothes?
clotheswants
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Excuse me, Lord Odin...
excuselord
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- Is this a test? - Yup yup! You passed!
passedtest
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Feet so small.
feet
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Why is he in a clone of Summer?
clonesummer
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Statistically speaking, she’s the third most likely to die.
likelyspeakingstatisticallythird
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Alright, let’s kill that sonofabitch.
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Hold on, I can see where this is going.
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Pope!
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I gotta admit, Morty. I didn’t really fight that time,
admitfightmorty
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I wanted to make sure this worked.
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- Hand-some. - You like that? Bigger feet!
biggerfeethand
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Even gave your brain a little more lobe.
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- Thank you! Me love it. Me... - Dial it back!
diallove
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You don’t wanna come across like a Muppet.
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Pope!
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Maybe we just portal right up close to the guy
closeportal
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instead of doing the guards every time.
guards
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Yeah.
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Maybe bigger chin?
biggerchin
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Look at this. He’s fucking giving notes.
fuckinggivingnotes
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Bigfoot, come on, we need you to put a little more fight in.
fight
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If need help, Bigfoot do know some guys.
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Pope has... other monsters captive.
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Man, you guys really don’t quit. I can do this all day.
quit
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Yeah, but these guys can do it.
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All night!
night
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Big anti-climax!
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Mummy, you look good!
mummy
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This afterlife smells like beer.
afterlifebeersmells
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I guess this is what infinite energy looks like. Fuck.
energyfuckinfinite
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Really wish we had time to unpack all of Frankenstein’s parts making it here.
partsunpackwish
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Bigfoot, take these guys up to the relay and prepare for a siege.
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What are you gonna do, Rick?
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Listen, I’m not really your god.
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Just an old man who wanted to cheat your system.
cheatsystemwanted
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Guys like me think we can run the joint
joint
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because everyone is so dumb. But it’s a dumb universe.
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I work for you. The customer is always right.
customer
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Gimme ten Viking minutes after we leave,
minutes
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and then pull the plug on that windmill we made over there.
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And this isn’t a trick?
trick
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Is your mother’s pussy a trick?
motherspussytrick
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- Kick his ass! - Go Morty, go!
kickmorty
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Why the hell did you do that?
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The only way to end this is by turning off the power, Morty!
mortypowerturning
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- But we have to get home! - That’s what these guys are for!
home
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Monsters, hold the line! Everyone but Bigfoot!
linemonsters
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That wasn’t them leaving, right?
leaving
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No way. That vould be cold-blooded.
cold
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Pope!
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Who do you-a bring this time? The Harlem Globetrotters?
bring
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That’s actually a good pitch.
pitch
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It’s over for you, Pope!
pope
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Time to atone for your sins.
sins
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Bigfoot, you were God’s greatest assassin.
godsgreatest
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Now look at you. Hairless. With normal feet.
feethairlessnormal
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Yes!
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Rick, the energy relay’s still up!
energyrick
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Shit, was really counting on those monsters to lose faster.
countingfasterlosemonsters
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That’s more like it. Pour one out for the Wolfman.
pourwolfman
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- I don’t-a understand. - Ya know what they say...
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When God closes an infinite energy relay
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No! Goddamnit!
goddamnit
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Alright, I’m just gonna say it so nobody else has to say it.
alrightnobody
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- Popey ball. There. - Okay.
ball
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If I didn’t say anything, someone was gonna be like
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“You missed Popey ball, it was right there”.
ballmissed
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I thought about not using a Pokeball because of that,
using
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but it’s the right tool for the right job.
tool
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What, am I supposed to not use it and shoot the Pope in the head?
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I was gonna say it.
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Wait, why are we at the woods?
woods
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Time to go on home, big fella.
fellahome
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- Okay. - You’re free. Just go!
free
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- You guys are being weird. - Stop making this so hard for us!
hardweird
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Go on! Why can’t you go back where you came from?
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You don’t have to throw things at me to say goodbye.
goodbyethrow
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Just go!
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I’m not an animal anymore, I was hoping I could...
animalanymorehoping
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I could get a job and...
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- Go on git! - Get out of here!
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I’m going, okay? Stop throwing things!
throwing
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- Go! - Okay, I’m leaving.
leaving
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- Get out of here! - Go on, get!
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- What kind of sick sons of bitches... - These things are trained to fight.
bitchesfightsicksonstrained
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I don’t want to hear it, Henderson.
henderson
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What year is it? Who’s the Pope?
pope
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Shit if I know. Lemme check.
check
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This guy, apparently.
apparently
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No!