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Rick and Morty

Season 7, Episode 6 — Rickfending Your Mort

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: Rickfending Your Mort
Air date: November 19, 2023
Director: Jacob Hair
Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden
Morty gets audited.
Source: TMDB
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Hey, Rick!
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Need me for any adventures?
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Adventures? Remember those?
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Not right now, Morty! But definitely next week though.
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You been saying that a while now buddy, so I think I’m gonna give
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you a little nudge by cashing in a few of these bad boys.
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We’re still doing the punch card system?
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Never stopped. Read ’em and weep.
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Fully punched cards, each entitling me to an adventure of my choosing.
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- I don’t make the rules. - I do, you little gremlin.
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And I definitely did not stamp all these.
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You never remember to stamp the cards, you’re always drunk.
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I didn’t know we were still doing this!
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This stinks to high heaven Morty, I’m not accepting these.
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I knew you were going to do this. So I got receipts, bitch.
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I kept notes.
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This is gibberish.
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"Isle of the Mortysaurs"? "Takes One to Know One"?
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I make up titles for each adventure.
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You did the same thing for that MS readathon at your school, Morty
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and you didn’t read shit.
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It’s okay to lie when you’re fighting Multiple Sclerosis!
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Or when you think you won’t get caught!
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How are you going to catch me?
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You done and did it now, little man. That’s your ass.
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Don’t grift a grifter, Morty. I got friends in cosmic places.
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I need an audit.
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Right! You were already watching.
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- I’ll come get you. - What is this?
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I am The Observer!
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You’re so busted. Look at your face, you’re so fucked.
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I Observe All!
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They observe all, Morty.
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- Cosmic allseeing species. - So?
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So, they’re basically universal police body-cams but
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you can’t turn them off before you beat a minority.
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Or in your case, before you cook the adventure books!
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- I don’t do that! - We gonna find out!
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I’m here for this!
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I bet a solid seventy percent of these are bullshit.
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Quit your bitching and do the audit, I got nothing to hide!
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What? Hello? Guys?
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Morty, that was just an old man rambling at us.
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People died!
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So, by your logic, 9/11 was an adventure?
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Tweet it, see who agrees.
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- Very well! Bear witness to 9/11! - What?
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Dude, don’t, just you need to let us throw to the stuff, okay?
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What’s next? What the hell is "Leg Day"?
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Hey look, Morty! I’m a leg!
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A leg, Morty! I’m Leg Rick!
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Okay! I’ll give you that last one.
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- What? I mean I’ll take it but... - Hey Morty! Check this out.
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That’s clearly unlicensed.
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- License this! - Wait, what are you doing?
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Hey Smith, you look hungry! How about some knuckle pie?
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Jeez. Rick’s implants.
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Big Doug... get the truck.
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I’ve never felt so alive!
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Man.
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- Turn back into a boat! - I’m trying!
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- I’m trying! - Big Doug!
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Big Doug, no.
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There’s my guy! Come on! The hamsters turned on me, Morty.
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We gotta go.
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- R.I.P, Big Doug! - Wasn’t even in that one!
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Who cares, it wasn’t even on my list. This guy just cued it up!
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Speaking of cues, what about all those times
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- you two misunderstood each other? - Wait, what?
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Are you setting up a series of them?
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Trust me! The key is grouping them with thematic connections.
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I just want to talk to Morty in private, about something unrelated.
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We’ll be right back.
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Okay, this guy might have been kind of a mistake.
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He’s really, like, aggressive.
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He’s steamrolling us. He thinks he’s hosting a fucking clip show.
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- And I don’t like his voice. - I don’t like his voice.
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I don’t like that he’s doing jokes,
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I don’t like that he’s talking down to you.
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Thank you. Okay. Let’s rethink this.
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I still don’t trust these, but I’ll accept these cards
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- at 70 cents on the dollar. - Done. Fair.
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How do we get rid of him?
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I’ll just pay the asshole and tell him he did a great job.
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He thinks he’s hosting a fucking clip show.
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- And I don’t like his voice. - I don’t like his voice.
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I don’t like that he’s doing jokes
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- Okay, well, that’s... - I don’t like that...
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that’s on us. Should have seen that coming.
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Seeing is more my thing.
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Well, then you know he’s about to pay you.
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And "tell me I did a great job"?
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Fine! You caught us. We secretly think you suck.
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Here’s twice what I owe you, that’s how little conversation
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we want to have about you leaving.
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I have never seen two bigger assholes!
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- And I see all assholes! - Then you can see yours out.
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Bye.
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Christ.
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Shit! Hot, so hot.
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Gotta start in the middle, statistically the coolest.
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You won’t find a carb on my plate, Morty.
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- I’m all about that keto. - No!
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- Is that a fucking... - Clip?
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I’m a fats man. Gimme all the fats!
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That burrito looks pretty carby!
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- This fucking guy. - That’s your move?
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Diet shaming? Just take the L, man! This is embarrassing.
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I’ll show you embarrassing!
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Do it, Morty! It’s the only way to save the universe!
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How? How is it the only way?
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Morty, I’m dying! It’s up to you.
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- Rick! - What the hell are you doing?
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Saving the universe! I think! Right, Rick?
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- This guy's nuts! - Screw you, Morty.
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What the hell? You told me I was a hero!
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- You were that night. - What the hell’s going on?
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Is that angry stone playing... video-clips?
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It’s some weirdo Grandpa hired to prove I’m a bad person.
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Turns out people that take that job aren’t fun to be around.
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Get out of here!
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Sidewalk’s public property, bro! I can observe all I want from here!
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This isn’t our problem, Dad. Please make this loud thing go away.
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I was studying for a test.
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No, you weren’t!
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Fucking rock asshole.
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Now you’ve done it!
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As they’ve shamed me, so shall I now shame you!
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Mom? Are you drinking wine in there?
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No! I’m shitting.
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Bitch, I know the sound of a toilet lid moving.
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Two birds, one stone.
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More embarrassing for Mom than me.
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- I wasn’t lying, I was going to shit. - What’s going on here?
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Cosmic being playing embarrassing clips out of spite?
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Damn, Jerry. Nailed it.
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I was watching from the upstairs window.
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Well, watch this, loser!
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Morty, I’m throwing out some stuff from our last couple adventures,
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- you got any use for this diamond? - Nope. I’m good.
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This is gonna be fine.
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I’m sorry! I can’t stop once I start!
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Whatever! Everyone knows I’m embarrassing,
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- I’m bulletproof. - Oh my God, this is so sad.
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Not as sad as you after this!
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BRB, bathroom.
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I need to know!
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It’s okay, It’s not real! They’re just doing it at random!
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Is everything okay? I heard a...
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You too? It’s not so bad once you get used to it.
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I don’t deserve this, I just walked downstairs.
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Okay, well if Dad’s just gonna stand here,
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should I do something? Unless that somehow tees me up.
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Walked right into it!
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This is our target, Dichotomus Daniel.
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That was my chair.
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- It was a fart. - Birdperson always knows.
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It’s true! He’s got that beak!
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Get lost, you piece of shit!
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Why? So you can do stuff like this?
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Morty!
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I’m afraid the only way out is through the bottom of this massive
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vat of whale semen.
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Well, that last one was just for shock value.
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Fuck this guy!
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If you can’t take the heat, get out of the watching'!
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You suck!
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Showing weird shit just cuz we wouldn’t let you treat our lives
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like a clip show!
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- Get him Morty! - Mess him up, little bro!
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What? You gonna beat me up like the piss guy?
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Hey! Not cool!
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Why don’t you tee up this clip of me kicking your ass!
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I’m all rocks now! I never saw this coming...
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Shit! These guys can die?
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- I thought they were cosmic. - You know what?
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I say we leave this thing in the street, deny any involvement
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and just hope this blows over.
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Unless, of course, they play this exact clip
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on a screen in front of a jury with some kind of built-in bias.
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As an observer, I try to stay impartial,
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but I am not seeing innocence.
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- It’s not blowing over, Rick. - I’d tell you to stay positive, Morty
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but I do not like the looks of that jury.
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I can’t believe we got ourselves into this mess
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over something as petty as what an adventure is...
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I guess I can admit I got a little loose with the stamps.
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Gotcha! Can the stenographer read back that confession, please?
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Silence! The killing of an observer is unforgivable.
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We must now decide whether to end your existence.
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Your honor! If everyone here has truly seen everything,
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then you all know that my grandson and I did this whole thing with giants.
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Did what whole thing?
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I will address that! I’m your court appointed defender.
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Your honor, observe the time Rick and Morty did this with giants!
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This is an open and shut case, Morty. Y’know what do ya think is gonna happen,
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some magical angel’s gonna show up and...
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Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the violation of civil liberties!
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The moments are practically identical, your honor,
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I move for a mistrial on the grounds it bumps.
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If the argument is that Rick and Morty repeat their mistakes,
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- the prosecution agrees! - Oh God!
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You sound just like the guy we killed. Allegedly.
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That was my brother!
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- I didn’t like his voice either! - Well, this isn’t gonna help our case.
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Neither will this next clip!
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Morty! I made you a gorilla gun. Pretty cool.
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A gorilla gun? Does this do what I think it does?
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Where’s your lunch money, punk?
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Lunch money? Are you sure you wouldn’t rather have a banana?
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I thought it would turn him into a gorilla...
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Why would you want a bully to be a gorilla?
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It was a gun that kills gorillas. Please go easy on him,
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this one’s on me and it won’t happen again.
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- Morty, this is a bully gun. - Cool!
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Any questions about it?
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- Not really. - Should be self-explanatory. Have fun.
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- Give me your backpack. - You trying to bully me?
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Well, how are you going to bully... another bully?
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What are you doing?
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I feel like this one’s not entirely my fault.
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- Okay, how do you feel? - I’m okay.
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I mean, maybe just stop giving me guns, or...
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Or make them less ambiguous, way ahead of you. Here. Take this.
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This is a gun, and I want to be really specific here.
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This is a gun that you only use to shoot bad people.
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- Are we clear? - Okay, Rick.
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- When are you going to use that? - When I want to shoot a bad person.
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Okay.
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- I had a great time tonight, Jessica. - Hey. Give me your money.
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Why don’t you take this instead?
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- Jeffrey Dahmer? - Hi.
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- What’s happening? - I don’t know, just run.
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Let the record show this bit continued for several more guns.
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What are we even guilty of in that one, being kind of dumb?
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For being dumb over and over!
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But your honor, is that not the definition of experimentation?
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The foundation of science? And are Rick and Morty
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therefore not only not not learning, but therefore actively learning?
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Observe this example!
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How long before Ben Franklin comes back to life?
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Holy shit! Yes!
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Shit! He came back evil.
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What do you think will happen if we bury him again?
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You don’t know?
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This is my first time using Pet Semetary soil, Morty.
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I mean as long as we’re asking questions...
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We’ve been here so long my phone died.
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- It’s not gonna charge your phone! - So you can be curious and I can’t?
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Fuck, you’re right.
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We’re sitting on top of brand new science here, let’s gather some data!
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- Put your back into it, Morty! - You think it’ll refill the tank?
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Good pitch, Morty!
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Okay! Let’s bury that kangaroo from the waist down.
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Holy shit! Will only his legs come back?
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Who knows?
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I’m having a great time with you tonight, Morty!
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- What’s that one? - Ben Franklin!
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Remember we tried wrapping him
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in tin foil to see if it’d shield him from the evil?
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Oh yeah.
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Fuck! It’s hot!
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Jesus Christ! It cooked him like a pig at a luau.
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- It’s so moist. - Rick! That’s a guy!
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Man, what is this place doing to us?
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Is nothing sacred to you two?
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What are these clips? What are we even on trial for anymore?
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What’s anyone on trial for, son? Being good or evil.
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Look, sure we can be irreverent but we’re far from evil.
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- We make more friends than enemies! - Let’s run the tape on that one!
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Rick, can you make my churros come to life?
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On it!
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Hi! I’m Churry!
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- Churry, do you want to have fun? - Let’s go!
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This has been the best time of my life, Churry.
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Okay, thanks Rick! You can turn him back into a regular Churros now.
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What? I can’t turn him back.
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You asked me to bring him to life. Done!
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But he’s a churros, he doesn’t have internal organs, a brain, etc.
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in order to live, I had to make him functionally immortal.
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What?
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My family!
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Goodbye, Churry. I’ll miss you.
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These are just regular churro? Oh my God! No!
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Mark my words, Morty. I shall leave you as you left me.
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On a barren planet. Praying for death!
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I’m starting to see why this lawyer was free.
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Okay! Well we never intentionally hurt people.
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We adventure!
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Stuff goes wrong, we don’t just murder for fun.
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Here’s a clip about that topic!
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I did it, Morty! I killed the versions of us that were in Space Jam!
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- Help me with the bodies! - How you’d do it, Rick?
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It was easy, Morty. They welcomed death!
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They wanted out, Morty!
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No! You don’t get it, they begged me. It was a kindness!
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- Was that helpful? - It was for the prosecution!
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- Okay, I’ve heard enough! - No, you fucking haven’t.
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If we’re about to die, at least let us defend ourselves.
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- The outrage! - Seems iffy.
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I’ll allow it. But no lolly gagging!
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I only need one clip, your honor.
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If it pleases the court, hold on to your tits.
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I’m a leg, Morty! You like that?
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I know you do.
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We already saw that one.
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- No, that’s the other time I did it. - That was your Hail Mary?
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- I held onto my tits for nothing! - That was mid!
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I hereby find Rick and Morty guilty! Time to die!
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- What in tarnation? - Plot twist!
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Whattaya expect? You gave me access to your tech.
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Look, I’m not saying we’re heroes
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but in the two minutes I’ve had access to your server
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I can observe you’re no better. Here, let’s see a clip.
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Help! Please! Oh my God! Please!
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Absurd! If the Observer was in the clip, who was watching?
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Glad you asked!
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Please!
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Jesus Christ.
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You can’t shame us for watching! It’s who we are!
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Right! And you’d never take advantage of that.
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Hot copies! Freshly watched! I’ve got Avatar 3 through 6!
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Friends and Family screening, the VFX aren’t done, but they’re still blue!
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It’s not my fault I saw those movies!
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Yes! We observe, it’s all we do!
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It’s not all you do.
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I’ll give you guys twenty dollars to fight each other.
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Money, money.
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As it turns out, you do plenty! You’re just as bad as us!
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We’re not all bad, I observe a couple of bad apples!
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Who are you calling an apple? Should we all observe
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what you did with Tom’s wife?
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Observe me harder! Harder!
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I regret nothing, Tom! The only thing you could never see
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was what a treasure Nancy was.
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- I’ll kill you! - I’d like to observe you try!
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Jeez, Rick! People be fucking each other’s wives.
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Marriage is a scam, Morty. Let’s scram.
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Wait! I still have more clips!
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Morty, I appreciate what you were trying to do
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with the punch cards, my whole groove thing.
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Thanks. So is this a stamp?
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Or you gonna make me count this as my adventure?
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How about we just ignore this one.
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Good call.
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- Eighty cents on the dollar? - Seventy five.
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Done.
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Whattaya say, Rick? Fly through space, come upon something,
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maybe I have a moral objection, stuff gets messy
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and you ultimately bail us out?
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Let’s take it for a spin.
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Rick and Morty! We’re back, baby! Check the glove box!
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Another gun!!
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Morty, see you at the frolf mixer tomorrow?
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Sure thing Jimmy.
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I knew this day would come.
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God!
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Nice! Free Churros.
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