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Rick and Morty

Season 7, Episode 5 — Unmortricken

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Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: Unmortricken
Air date: November 12, 2023
Director: Jacob Hair
Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden
Rick and Morty get stuck on a project.
Source: TMDB
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Another adventure where I went up an ass.
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Good, are we having this fight again?
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Lemme guess, you’re gonna leave or,
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- or throw a sulking fit? - You think you know everything Rick,
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but you’re basically just a giant eight-year-old.
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I’m not doing this anymore. Either you’re in or you’re out, Morty.
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I’m tired of you weaponizing this half-assed threat.
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You want out, then fucking quit.
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You know what, you’re right.
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Sorry to be such a high-maintenance Morty.
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Why don’t I get you a drink?
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Hey Morty! Hey Rick.
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- You drunk yet? - You’re my little buddy, you know that?
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It’s you and me, Morty. Rick and Morty, 100 years.
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- Forever. - Yeah pal.
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Rick and Morty, a hundred years. Forever.
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Get off me. What are you doing?
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An eyepatch? You know how we feel about pirates...
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My God!
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Do your worst you little bastards Kill me! Do it!
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- Alright! - Hi Morty.
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It works!
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- Now we can visit infinite universes! - Hooray!
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But doesn’t that mean infinite other families can do the same?
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Honey, infinite families don’t invent the world’s first...
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Yes! It works! Do you realize how free and empowered I just made us...
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I did it! Best father ever!
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See?
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- Is that the guy? - Probably.
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You’re acting like this one’s different.
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He is different.
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But different doesn’t mean him. Could be a trap.
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I’ll explain. He’s worried that it’s actually your target
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and he’d owe me credit for the kill.
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Are you serious right now? You little narcissist.
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- Dude. Literal glass house. - You think you’re better than me?!
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Jesus, I hope so!
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Can I offer my two cents?
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- No! - Morty, no!
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Well, that’s different.
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- Alright! Yes! - Geez.
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- Fuck. - Everybody look at the bright side.
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Evil Morty got to experience being wrong before he died.
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It’s true, that’s what I get for talking to you instead of killing you.
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What is this place?
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I assume a box to contain Ricks that get too close to the big guy.
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Are you basing that on what you’d do? Since you’re all the same.
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I’m basing it on the ensemble of thematic Ricks
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huddled opposite your POV.
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- Fresh meat. - Pick a lane, buddy.
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You can’t do the "Fresh Meat" line while cowering in shadow.
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You get here same way we did? Hunting Rick Prime?
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- How did you arrive with two Mortys? - Attachment is death, bro.
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That’s what I’ve learned chasing this guy.
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Instead of Ricksplaining how we all ended up in a Roach Motel,
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let’s pool some data. Who got here first?
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Me. I knocked off three clones for this door prize.
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Three.
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- He killed my wife! - We know.
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You son of a bitch! You killed my wife!
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Is it just this? Is this the torture?
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Looks like there’s enough of you to start the next ride!
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That or just one really heavy Rick. This whole thing is automated,
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which I do point out specifically to enhance the humiliation.
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Here we go!
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If you’re seeing this, you’re me, except, you know, less.
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But you acted like you were better, so I killed your beloved Diane.
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Partly to devastate you, mostly so I only have to record one message.
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Some of you may have noticed that it’s not just your Diane that’s gone.
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She’s also been erased from every universe across infinity.
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- And you might be wondering why. - I’d rather hear how.
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Diane was wiped from all existence by The Weapon Too Cool for a Name.
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- The Omega Device. - Known to inferiors as The Omega Device.
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- I heard the name from an inferior. - And it’s my weapon.
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But it’s your fault I had to use it on her.
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So if you want to see the Rick that ruined your life?
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Look around. There’s so many of you.
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But that’s why I want to make a deal.
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One of you is going to get your Diane back.
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He’s lying. He’s lying
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All you have to do... is be the last Rick left.
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Got that out of your system? He can’t bring her back.
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Wait, wait, wait! I’m a nice Rick!
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- Pass. - You’re such a dick!
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We could’ve worked together!
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Actually, I’m nice enough to not lie about this,
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I was definitely gonna kill you guys.
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- Hey guys. - I’m clear, Rick! Take the shot!
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I thought you wanted to "work together".
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- Just until you could kill him! - And they call me Evil Morty.
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The easiest way out of any box is to be the least shaped like a box.
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We both hate Rick Prime more than each other anyway.
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- Where’d you get that? - He’s the worst Rick.
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Big deal. The worst turd is a pizza.
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- Tough customer. - How is the worst turd a pizza?
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- Oh shit! - Oh shit!
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Seems like he doesn’t play well with others.
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- We all cool just killing this guy? - Yeah
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Great job final Rick!
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Or if you were just one fat Rick, impressive cardio!
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And now the big reveal. Do you get Diane back?
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Not in any real sense, because when I build a weapon, it works.
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It’s called being talented.
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But I do have a Diane that promises to be with you until death.
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But I’d get to the death part fast,
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you don’t wanna be in here when this place resets.
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- Rick? - Diane.
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You sucked at eating pussy!
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Clearly just said to be hurtful, but I also won’t deny it, I was young.
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God, I miss that face.
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Rick? You never told me he killed your wife across infinity.
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- Now I want to meet this guy too. - I don’t want to talk about this.
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I always thought your dick smelled weird!
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Or that.
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Come on baby, give my ghost a kiss.
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You taking her to go?
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Looks like we survived the box.
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You should count chickens professionally, Morty.
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I didn’t trigger that!
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Alright, let’s bail before this oven self-cleans.
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What do you think, subether barrier blocking the portal fluid?
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Can’t be that, mine would get through it.
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Here, gimme that!
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Don’t freak out, I’m gonna tweak this.
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Carry the two, hold the three.
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- You need some kind of vector. - I was getting there.
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The goo! The goo from the trap!
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Come on, go go go!
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Geez! That was insane.
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I can’t believe you were excited for that.
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I’m excited for this. Clearly no one’s escaped that place before.
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Really learned your lesson about chasing this guy.
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Hey man, you can leave now.
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- That’s true, I can. - The weapon, Morty.
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He knows a thing that wipes someone out across all dimensions
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could wipe him out across all dimensions.
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- Holy shit. - So that’s the guy?
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- You’re exhausting. - Can’t help it, I’m a rascal.
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Morty, you can’t come!
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Evil Morty, stay out of my way! Gonna kill my nemesis! Rick out!
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He’s a weird guy.
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So Rick’s right? You’re afraid of the weapon?
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What happens if Rick actually kills this guy?
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You ever think about that?
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- Maybe he’ll kill himself next. - You’re an asshole.
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Well, yeah. I’m not "Good" Morty.
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Come or don’t. I don’t care.
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- Shit! - Gotta be honest,
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- I totally thought you were coming. - No, no!
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I was... I took a heroic step toward the portal,
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- but then it closed. - Come on!
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Prime!
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- Man. - What’s up?
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He built it again.
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Pretty impressive.
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Well yeah! He’s me with free time. Alright, I don’t see a place to park.
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Catch your breath and then keep that heat off my back.
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If you die, I’m taking your stuff.
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Gross.
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- Alright cool, let’s do it. - God dammit.
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What? No one can do undercuts but you?
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- You brought Morty? - I’m not worried about him. I’m evil!
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Rick? Is this?
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You guys don’t do anything small? I’m surprised he hasn’t...
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- Alright, here we go! - There it is.
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The Wife Guy! Dead Wife Rick!
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I’ll tell you, this guy does not know when to quit.
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I’m gonna fucking kill you.
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You brought two Mortys with you? What, they’re your cheering section?
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We brought ourselves, asshole.
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Honestly Wife Guy, I do miss when it was just us.
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The only two Ricks who actually invented portal travel.
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Anyone else teed up to arrive later? Like your car?
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I can see why you hate him.
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And she sounds like our wife! Like in a fucked-up robot way
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but that’s definitely her voice.
voice
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You sentimental little fella.
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Right, good instinct. I would’ve tried that too.
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I upgraded this thing, by the way. The new version can fire more than once.
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So now I can erase your whole family.
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One-by-one, until you finally learn your lesson.
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Which you won’t, so then I’ll kill you too.
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I'll do that the old-fashioned way.
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Okay, family killing time!
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Let’s start small. Still family though.
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Where am I? Two Ricks?
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Where’s my wife? I was just with my wife!
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Uncle Slo!
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What the fuck Uncle Slo? Slo Mobius?
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Yeah, this one hurts me too.
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- No! - No!
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Kind of the worst possible time to use his powers,
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- just made the death happen slower. - I’ll kill you!
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Soo original grandson!
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This is super weird, obviously we’re,
obviouslysuperweird
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both trying to kill each other.
kill
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Jeez! Nice to meet you. I guess.
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So, do we should I just get this over with or...
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Cool Grandson.
coolgrandson
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Shitty grandpa.
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Why am I wearing an eyepatch? And wait did we switch shirts?
shirtsswitchwearing
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Thanks for the assist.
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Rick, we did it. Evil Morty got him!
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Rick? Rick?
rick
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Alright, you two punks stay here.
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Okay! I think I’m getting the pic...
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Frying my backups, smart. So you’re like, an evil Morty.
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A clever one!
clever
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Alright, never been a sidekick guy, but I’m starting to see the value.
alrightsidekickstartingvalue
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You want a job? We could be like Batman and Robin.
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I don’t need a Robin.
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Okay seriously, what is this?
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What are you gonna "aw-jeez" me to death?
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You don’t want those schematics buddy, those are for grown ups.
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Isn’t this great? Okay, alright, I get it.
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What? Shit.
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Knock yourself out.
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Listen, Rick to Rick, he’s got the weapon plans.
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Buddy, nip this in the bud.
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He’s fourteen, what’s gonna happen the next time he gets mad at grandpa?
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Let’s do this then.
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You’re welcome, by the way.
welcome
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I made you. I showed you infinity.
showed
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And what did you do with it?
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Hang out with my grandson, raise echoes of my daughter?
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What’s your life without me?
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Let’s find out.
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Admit it! You would’ve been me.
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I just walked into your garage before you walked into mine.
garagewalked
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But eventually you did!
eventually
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You lived in my house!
houselived
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What are you doing?
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Pretty cool visual. You’re missing it.
coolmissingvisual
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We don’t have to talk. This didn’t make us friends.
friends
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There’s our guy.
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Rick! Is it over? Is he...
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Not exactly an "alive" amount of blood.
aliveamountblood
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How’s it feel? Better? No? Exactly the same?
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It always does. Hope you’re happy with your choice.
choicehappyhope
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- Fuck off. - I’m gonna.
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Just don’t force me to improve on the design.
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I can end the Rick experiment anytime I want.
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Why threaten? Why not just do it?
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Because using a weapon like this doesn’t get you left alone, Morty.
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Think I want a bunch of, vengeful Summers coming after me?
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You are a little different though Rick. Maybe I can use that someday.
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Seriously though. Fuck you.
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Don’t come after me. It won’t go well.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Man, when those drones uncloaked back there,
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I was like, oh shit, this is...
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we’re fucked, we’re toast!
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But then you...
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Mama who’s that man in our picture?
mamapicture
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Honey, that’s...
honey
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That’s your father. You don’t remember your father?
fatherremember
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Yeah!