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Season 7, Episode 4 — That's Amorte

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Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: That's Amorte
Air date: November 05, 2023
Director: Lucas Gray
Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden
Rick shares his secret recipe with the family.
Source: TMDB
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Who’s ready for rick’s famous spaghetti?
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- I love Spaghetti Thursdays! - Oh my god Rick,
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- it’s like it’s better every time. - Hell yeah, you like that?
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That’s... a some good spaghetti!
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Grandpa Rick, I’m skull emoji but words.
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Sauce? More sauce? We gots the sauce.
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Dad, you had a job interview, right?
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Bombed it. But it’s nothing a little bolognese won’t cure.
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Dad, this noodle is so tender.
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A little spicy, a little sweet. A little spicy, a little sweet.
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It’s so nice that we’re talking,
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you know, all talking because we’re a family and everything,
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and this a good time we’re having.
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- Is there any more? - Seconds? Thirds?
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We spa-gots as much as you can spag-eat!
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Rick, I gotta know, like, what’s the secret ingredient?
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God no. Why? Why? No.
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Why is it always this shit with you? Of course it’s a person.
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Rick, why couldn’t it just be spaghetti?
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You suck! Where’s the thing? Where’s the Men in Black thing?
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Names!
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And if you know the fucking names of your spaghettis, that’s it?
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- This is done? - It’s all I ask!
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You won’t get overwhelmed with even more guilt
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and then demand to go to their fucking funeral?
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Just their names and then I’m done.
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I promise.
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- I fucking hate you. - I just want to pay my respects.
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The only reason you’re still alive
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is because you don’t turn delicious when you die.
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Thank you for that moment of silence.
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I’d like to open it up to the congregation,
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if anyone would like to say a few words about Lawrence...
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Or another moment of silence.
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Jeez, no wonder he killed himself.
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Okay let’s...
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- For... - Hi.
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I just want to be honest about something.
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After Lawrence died,
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we...
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...ate him.
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Wait, we’re not... werewolves or anything,
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we come from a planet, where to us, when you guys kill yourselves,
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you turn into what my planet considers food.
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Spaghetti.
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It brought us together.
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Lawrence. Brought us together.
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It just felt wrong not having anyone know that.
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But he was delicious.
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I hope that helps make it right.
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That should do it, buddy. Everybody enjoy your closure.
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So we were eating people.
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I’m afraid so.
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They were so... spaghettesque.
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Yes, they were.
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It’s going to be... hard to...
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Hard to put out of your mind, yes,
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which is why I thought it best to keep you all in the dark.
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So... Morty ruined spaghetti night.
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- Correct. - Summer, it was people!
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It was people, Summer. Which is disgusting.
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And not cool to lie about.
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Correct.
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But. It should also be noted, to Morty, that it’s not cool to tattle.
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- Dad! - They were delicious.
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- So keep eating them! - We can’t now!
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Because of you! Sorry.
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Morty. That was terrible parenting.
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You did the quote unquote right thing.
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We are technically very happy to be better informed.
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First octopus, now this.
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Have we thought about just giving up and joining the fascist half of the country?
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- No! - Just saying, they get to do more.
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Well, I guess I’ll go to my room since everyone hates me now.
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- Sorry. Good night, Morty. - Goodnight, Morty.
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Hey, big boy. Are you depressed? Mama likes depression.
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I spilled my milk. Now we’re both sad. I’m a bad family therapist farm girl.
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Hello, Morty Smith. You are invited to 41-Kepler B.
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You know it as Spaghetti Planet.
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You’re not in trouble. We just want to talk.
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Can that thing support my weight?
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It should.
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Okay...
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...up here?
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Geez. Ever heard of a ramp?
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This is a ramp.
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Hi, Morty, I’m the president of this planet.
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I saw the video of you at that funeral.
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- I’m sorry. - Don’t be.
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It was quite the revelation.
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Would you mind showing us?
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This is the "spaghetti" of a person that took their own life.
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They did consent to be eaten.
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Okay.
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Wow, yeah, amazing as always. Not gonna lie.
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And would you consider yourself a typical Earthian?
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Well, on Earth, it’s considered inferior to be typical so
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we’re all very special and different but we definitely all do like spaghetti.
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All eight billion of you.
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Morty, how would you feel about being a kind of ambassador?
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A liaison between our worlds.
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Now hold on. I went to that funeral because...
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Because you felt bad. Because you didn’t have permission.
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Show him.
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My name is Tanya Radcliffe.
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I’ve been living in pain for years,
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I’ve lost all my loved ones, I’ve got nothing.
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So when doctors told me I could finally have the "right to die"
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if I agree to be dinner for some alien boy,
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I simply said, "I hope I’m delicious."
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God damn.
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And would you say that makes it taste better?
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It makes it go down a lot easier.
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I like that.
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Maybe it’s time we allow some people the right to die and be delicious.
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Please feel free to finish Tanya.
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- It is what she wanted. - No. No I think I’m good.
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Thanks. Tanya, you really were tasty.
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Actually, can I take her to go?
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Who’s ready for more ethical spaghetti?
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Me. I love this ethical shit.
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Full admission, I was fine before to.
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God this is so good! Pass the Parmesan!
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Where’s Dad? Why does he keep missing spaghetti night?
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I guess he got butthurt because Morty high-roaded him
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and got us the delicious spaghetti without all the lies and nihilism.
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And another cheer for the added bonus of no Rick...
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Boom.
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Sorry to interrupt Morty’s perfect spaghetti night,
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- but thought he’d wanna see this. - What the fuck is that?
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"Morty-O’s Suicide Spaghetti is 100% ethical, single-origin pasta."
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Oh dear God.
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Lemme guess, you went back to the planet,
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gave some thoughtful insight to their leader,
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and now they’re selling their dead at every Space Walmart.
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I did, but I didn’t say to do this.
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Is this people, or not people?
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I just need to know how much I should pretend to be upset.
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This seems to be ‘Roger.’
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Hi. I’m Roger Wayne Marder. I was a serial killer and cannibal,
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and now I get to kill myself and be food for you,
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which I suppose is a silver lining to all my misdeeds.
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Anyway, please enjoy me.
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So "yes" to people?
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I mean, on the bright side,
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I feel like one could look at this as a really nice epilogue
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to a story about telling the truth.
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Care to see that epilogue?
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What is all this...
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Cans of spaghetti selling out to every neighboring planet.
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Wanna go see how ethical it is down there?
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- What happened? - You happened.
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You happened all over those billboards.
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Oh jeez, oh no.
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See that, they call that bridge "The Most Scenic Jump".
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There used to be safety rails,
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they melted them down for giant spaghetti strainers.
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- You wanna turn on the radio? - I get it, it’s all Enya.
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Nope, all morning Zoo teams. Just patter. No songs.
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Oh and for TV?
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Wall-to-wall reality television, but not the good kind.
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It’s like their whole planet was bought by Discovery.
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Jesus Christ, this is depressing.
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That’s definitely what they’re going for.
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Look at this shit! They dyed their sun institutional grey.
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That’s not easy, kinda impressed.
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And all of it is thanks to.
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Oh god. I’m a murderer.
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Oh no, Morty. What you did was much more indirect.
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I understand your concerns, but look around.
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With what’s coming in from intergalactic spaghetti trade,
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we’ve decreased our debt, are making a lot of money.
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We’ve got clean energy...
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That space where you paused is where you should have said "mental healthcare."
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Alright, we had to put our fingers on the scale, a little.
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But if we stop this, the supply chain crumbles and kills the global economy.
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How many people will suffer then?
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Okay, tough problem, definitely a spicy meat-a-ball.
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But we can fix it. Right, Rick?
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- You mean me. You want me to fix it. - A moment?
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Yes, I want you to fix it.
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None of this would have happened if you’d been honest about the spaghetti.
happenedhonestspaghetti
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Morty, I lied to protect you, you told the truth to hurt me.
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I can’t travel the galaxy with you
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if every time we come near a fucked-up system you leap into its wires
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and electrocute yourself.
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I promise to stop.
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- You what? - If you help me,
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I promise I’ll never look under the curtain at a Rick thing
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to figure out what’s bad about it, ever again.
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And you can never say no to me.
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What are you, Keith Raniere?
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- For two weeks. - Fine.
weeks
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My grandson kissed my ass so I’m in.
grandsonkissed
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Okay, so, w-we just need to figure out something else besides
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people to put in the cans, right?
cans
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But people are the spaghetti, that’s the whole thing.
spaghettiwhole
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But what if they weren’t?
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- I’m listening. - Me, too.
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I mean, what if we make something like a person.
person
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Like... Rick you’re always doing clones, right?
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What are you suggesting here?
suggesting
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A sped up lifespan and indoctrination program?
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Limiting their exposure to the world
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and convincing them that becoming spaghetti is their destiny?
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I won’t be delicious for them!
delicious
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I love you, CLONE-5617B!
clonelove
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That was some speed run of Never Let Me Go.
speed
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Spoilers, Rick!
rick
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I guess all clone stories turn out the same way.
clonestories
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So. We’re back to the regular people, regular suicides?
regular
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No, hold on, hold on. we can do this.
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Maybe we make them less...
less
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...people.
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How much of a people do they have to be to become spaghetti?
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Grey areas. My specialty.
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Subject one.
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No frontal lobe, no empathy centers.
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Otherwise the same physiology as a person.
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Unfortunately, to this guy there’s no difference between life and death.
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So, no spaghetti.
spaghetti
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Then there’s this one.
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It’s in horrible, unimaginable pain from the moment it’s born.
bornhorriblemomentpain
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Oh jeez, oh no, Rick!!
jeezrick
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And so I didn’t even bother to make it because I knew you’d take issue.
botherissue
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Even though you’d be doing it a favor by ending its life.
endingfavorlife
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Fuck you.
fuck
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You might want to examine that "Trolley Problem" at some point, Morty.
examinemightmortypointproblemtrolley
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Anyway, here’s the last one.
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Kept the brain stem, internal motor functions.
brainfunctionsinternalmotorstem
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But essentially just a headless, boneless torso.
essentiallytorso
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There’s spaghetti inside that?
spaghetti
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Theoretically, yes. The problem is the...
problem
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You know.
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Could you, Like.
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What is that, what are you, is this charades?
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Okay, are you making a fist?
fist
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Wait is that supposed to be a phone?
phonesupposed
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Ah fuck it, just spell it out for me.
fuckspell
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Maybe give them...
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...a claw-like, hand so they can, ya know,
clawhand
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- stab themselves to death? - All you had to say.
deathstab
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Well, this is some solution you guys have cooked up.
cookedsolution
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- Spaghetti! - Technically.
spaghettitechnically
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Good enough for me.
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We need to fill hundred thousand cans by the weekend.
cansfillhundredthousandweekend
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So let’s fire up these chunky boys!
boyschunkyfire
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Torso’s rights! Torso’s rights!
rights
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The new spaghetti sucks!
spaghettisucks
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We want authentic spaghetti!
authenticspaghetti
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- Were you... - Wait, you’re gonna blow yourself up?
blow
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Yeah, but if you wanna do it...
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Well, you clearly have a morally superior position so.
positionsuperior
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Please. Go ahead.
aheadgo-ahead
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You just want me to kill myself so you can eat the spaghetti, right?
killspaghetti
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- Fucking alien piece of shit... - Fuck you!
alienfuckfuckingpiece
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Fuck you!
fuck
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How long does a society take to collapse?
collapsesociety
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Let’s find out.
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What’s the fucking hold-up?
fucking
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I’ve got an entire planet waiting on delivery.
deliveryentireplanetwaiting
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- They say they’re out of spaghetti. - Then let’s go down there and make some.
spaghetti
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Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself,
kill
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I understand. Divert half of the armed patrols to civil unrest,
armedcivildiverthalf
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the other half to planetary defense.
defensehalf
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Take every action necessary to restore order.
actionnecessaryorderrestore
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Still didn’t hear much diverting towards mental healthcare.
mental
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The brainstorming is over, you ghoulish little corpse-eating alien.
aliencorpseeating
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You’ve helped enough.
helped
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Fuck. We owe so much spaghetti to so many planets
fuckplanetsspaghetti
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that we’re all going to have to kill ourselves.
kill
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Slow down, slow down.
slow
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Rick can synthesize anything he gets a sample of, can’t we still try that?
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I mean, is there anyone else left who might wanna kill themselves?
killleftmight
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There’s one, but good luck.
luck
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Two months to live.
livemonths
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Bedridden, terrible pain...
pain
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Why hasn’t he done it yet?
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- Hey! - Fuck you, spaghetti child!
childfuckspaghetti
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- What gives? - I’m in pain...
givespain
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...and I wish I could die.
wish
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But I won’t feed your sick system of profit.
feedprofitsicksystem
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Integrity means living with pain.
integritylivingpain
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What if I told you this would end the spaghetti trade forever?
foreverspaghettitrade
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- What do you mean? - I’ll explain on the way.
explain
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Did you have a, like a... euthanasia chamber ready to go?
chamberready
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It’s just a place.
place
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Hey! Hey! Everyone Stop! Stop!
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I have a solution to get you all spaghetti.
solutionspaghetti
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We’re gonna do this one last time.
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This guy here, he’s gonna do the deed and I’ll synthesize it.
deed
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This is the Kitty Hawk of our Wright Brothers flight,
brothersflighthawkkitty
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or the fill-in-the-blank from your fill-in-the-planet.
blankfillplanet
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Now, Fred? Just think about your life.
fredlife
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This machine will put it on screen for everyone to see.
machinescreen
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When you’re ready, press the button.
buttonpressready
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- Do you think this is gonna work? - Trust me.
trust
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Maybe, I don’t really wanna know,
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How your garden grows,
gardengrows
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Cause I just wanna fly.
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Lately, did you ever feel the pain,
latelypain
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In the morning rain,
morningrain
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As it soaks you to the bone?
bone
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Maybe I just wanna fly, Wanna live I don’t wanna die,
live
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Maybe I just wanna breathe, Maybe I just don't believe,
believebreathe
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Maybe you're the same as me, We see things they'll never see,
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You and I are gonna live forever.
foreverlivelive-forever
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I said maybe,
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I don't really wanna know,
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How your garden grows, Cause I just wanna fly.
gardengrows
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Lately, did you ever feel the pain, In the morning rain,
latelymorningpainrain
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As it soaks you to the bone?
bone
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Maybe I will never be, All the things that I wanna be.
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Now is not the time to cry, Now's the time to find out why,
nows
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I think you're the same as me, We see things they'll never see.
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You and I are gonna live forever.
foreverlivelive-forever
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Maybe, I don't really wanna know,
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How your garden grows, Cause I just wanna fly.
gardengrows
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Lately, did you ever feel the pain,
latelypain
↓
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In the morning rain,
morningrain
↓
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As it soaks you to the bone?
bone
↓
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Maybe I just wanna fly, Wanna live, I don't wanna die,
live
↓
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Maybe I just wanna breathe, Maybe I just don't believe,
believebreathe
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Maybe you're the same as me, We see things they'll never see,
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You and I are gonna live forever,
foreverlivelive-forever
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Gonna live forever.
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Bon appétit.
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Well, fuck.
fuck
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I think I can speak on behalf of my people.
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We’ve had enough spaghetti.
spaghetti
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You did it, didn’t you.
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You couldn’t change everyone’s taste, but you could make it...
changeeveryonestaste
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distasteful.
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- It wasn’t the death, was it? - It was the complexity of life.
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God, what was the point?
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If you’re asking whether this was a story about right and wrong,
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the answer is, I don’t care.
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- So what do we do? - Cells consume, Morty.
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Life itself is wrong, and that means death is right.
deathlife
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But you can’t side with that.
side
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So you live, even when it means eating.
eatinglive
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And Fred here really did it well.
fred
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The hell is this? Where is the spaghetti?
spaghetti
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Why don’t you go fuck yourself, Summer?
fucksummer
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- What? - What’s wrong with Salisbury Steaks?
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At least try them.
least
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Holy shit, this is...
holy
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the best Salisbury steak I’ve ever had.
bestsalisburysalisbury-steaksteak
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Is it actually Salisbury steak?
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Do you want to know or not?
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No thanks!
thanks
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Just so you know, it’s really bad.
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- Whatever you say. - Seriously, I’m not kidding.
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I won’t tell you but I need you to know the truth is horrible
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so that if you ever find out on accident you can’t blame me.
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Now that’s a deal.
deal
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Honestly if you knew you might kill yourselves,
killmightyourselves
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- that’s the last thing I’ll say forever. - Good!
forever
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Gonna live forever.
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That’s where vacuum cleaner bags come from?
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Oh my god.