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Rick and Morty

Season 7, Episode 7 — Wet Kuat Amortican Summer

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: Wet Kuat Amortican Summer
Air date: November 26, 2023
Director: Kyounghee Lim
Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden
Summer and Morty spend time together with friends.
Source: TMDB
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God!
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Susglamon glabbi blah!
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- Pay up. - What?
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Pay up, g-slice. I just finished your chores.
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Didn’t I just upgrade your ponytail?
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And those ghost goggles you asked for are in the vending machine.
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Attribute slider.
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Oh shit.
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Jimmy Haddicker’s frisbee golf party is tonight,
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I want him sliding all over these attributes.
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Sensitive bone marrow much?
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Alright! What are we boosting, what are we losing?
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Strength me up dawg, I want that frolf bod.
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Drop intelligence.
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Alright! Four customizable stats, courtesy of the genetic sequencer
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- in your... - Come here, nerd.
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No! Summer! I will literally murder you!
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Christ! You’re too dumb to know I’m serious.
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Rick, what are you...
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Wait, is that an attribute slider? You’re juicing your stats
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- for the frolf party? - You gonna ruin this for me?
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What? No! I want one for the party too!
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Do some shit for me, bro.
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I helped you kill your nemesis?
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You guys found him?
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It’s my emotional cheat day, I am removing myself from this conversation.
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I can’t believe he gave you that. I’ve asked for one forever.
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Cuz you’re a bottomfeeder, Morty. You beg and eat scraps.
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I’m an independent woman who eats what she kills.
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Come on, Summer! I’m your little brother,
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- you have to take care of me! - Take care of this.
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- You just hide anywhere? - Kick his ass, Summer!
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- My god, who are you? - But what about this?
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- She’s juggling! - With balls!
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Is your hair different?
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I love it.
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And now back to... Cake Or Fake?
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Please! Come on, you have to know! Do I not breathe? Do I not speak?
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- Give me the knife. - No!
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My god! Please! I’m not a cake!
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- I’m not a cake! - Grandpa! I’m a literal monster!
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And you’re blocking the TV. What’s up?
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- Open your mind! - Hole shit!
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A kuato? How? How the fuck...
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Morty messed with my slider and we fell in a pool and everyone booed!
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Thought the slider was gonna be the whole thing this week.
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It’s not wow, you Grinch!
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Why do you care about high schoolers, this is a kuato.
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From Total Recall?
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They’re basically the crown jewel of psychic mutants.
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Everyone knows but me. They fucking shamed me for it.
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Water must fried the gene sequencer.
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Your spines are braided? Christ, what a mess.
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- You need to fix this, Grandpa! - Okay, pay up.
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- What? - Pay up, S-Slice.
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Thought you killed what you ate. Chore wheel’s empty, if you work fast,
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- I’ll fix it in the morning. - Open your mind!
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- See? Morty gets it. - You’re worse than he is!
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Open your mind!
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God, shut up.
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Open your mind!
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- What the hell? - Open your mind!
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God damn it Morty! You’re even messing up my targeted ads.
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I partied with other kuatos and had the time of my life.
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Kuatos rule!
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Whatever.
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You know what? Fuck this noise.
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- Nice Kuato. - Open your mind!
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Preaching to the choir. Have fun.
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My glob! Your hair-kuato combo is out of this world.
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I love your tumor-face guy.
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You’re hilarious.
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- What’ll it be? - Open your mind.
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Coming right up.
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Sorry!
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I couldn’t help but notice your Kuato. He’s huge!
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Thank you?
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I’m Kwyatt and this is Godiva.
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Summer and this little guy is Morty.
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Open your mind!
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I guess they all say that?
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You guys celebrating something?
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Being kuatos. We’re kinda like VIPs here.
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Who’s your new friend, Kwyatt? She’s cute.
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This is Summer and Morty.
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You guys should join us at our table!
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I mean, if you can handle some rowdy kuats,
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you should come hang.
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Open your mind!
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Sounds like we’re down to clown.
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- You guys do this all the time? - It’s a tight knit community.
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Feels like we’re part of the future, you know?
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Being a mutant is rad.
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Open your mind!
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- What? - Open your mind!
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Totally.
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I love being a kuato!
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Who’s that guy?
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Kenneth. He kinda pays for all this. You wanna meet him?
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Obviously.
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Ken! This is summer and Morty. They’re new to the scene,
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but they are the real deal!
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New friends! Champagne?
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So open-minded of you.
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We’re a rare breed!
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- Open your mind! - What?
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Open your mind!
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Oh my God, your kuato is so funny.
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To kuatos! To the future!
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You wanna get outta here?
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Hell yeah I do.
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This is like, the best night I’ve had in a while.
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Welcome to life as a kuato.
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Open your mind!
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Like, this whole time I thought my brother
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was an anchor holding me back, but he’s like a key,
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to something I never even imagined.
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Sounds like he opened your mind.
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So did you.
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- What’s wrong? - I’m sorry.
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Wait! "I’m sorry" like, you have a girlfriend,
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or "I’m sorry" like, something much worse?
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- What the fuck? Kwyatt? - Open your mind!
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Let me go! Let me go!
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- Hold her steady! - Open your mind!
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- Hold him steady too! - Open your mind!
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Open your mind!
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What? Where...
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Morty?
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Shit!
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What was the activation phrase? Ponytail Assemble.
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Go go lock-picking ponytail.
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I don’t give my grandpa enough credit?
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The oven’s mostly for bodies, but I make pizzas in here too.
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Arrivadeadci, bitch.
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Sorry! No time to save you more than I just did, gotta find my brother!
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- Jesus! Shit! - What the hell, Beth?
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- You’re paying for those! - Just yell my name like normal!
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I did! Why do you think I risked it with the tongs!
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I guess I did drink a lot last night. Marathon of "Cake Or Fake",
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the sentient cakes, they keep you guessing, you know?
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- Where are my kids? - Merged?
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That doesn’t answer my question and raises several others.
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Relax, sweetie! Summer’s just doing chores.
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Which I will check on. By myself. Without your tongs.
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Summer?
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Summer?
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Summer? God dammit! Summer! You let them get hungry!
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- Wait, why is this in black and white? - For dramatic effect.
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I didn’t design you for dramatic effect.
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You made me sound like your dead wife.
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Just color the fucking picture.
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We’re kinda like VIPs here.
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I mean, if you can handle some rowdy kuats, you could join us?
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I bet you say that to all the mutant girls.
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- He does. - Holy shit!
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I’m just a pretty face! I’m just a handsome guy!
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- Where’s Morty? - He’s in a good place! He’s happy!
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It’s nice!
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He’s in a Taken house!
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We’re gonna put him on the highest bidder!
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- Take me to him! - They’ll kill me!
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Okay, alright. I’m sorry. I’ll do it.
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So, he wasn’t into me?
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Open your... Open...
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There he is. Man of the hour.
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- How is our big boy? - Finally stable.
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Should be ready for transplant in a few hours.
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- Good. - Open your mind!
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Why do I do it?
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Kuatos have always had a revolutionary spirit.
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And there’s nothing more revolutionary than me being rich.
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You think anyone in that VIP section was BORN a kuato?
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You’re a rare breed, Morty.
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And we’re gonna put you on someone who values that.
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- Where is she? - She paid me, man!
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She used the taxi app!
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I make less than minimum wage and I got five kids.
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Sorry, man. I guess I got really excited to beat someone up for information.
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Where’d you take her?
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Where is she?
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She just ordered a drink! I spent a long time mixing it she didn’t even tip!
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Shit, sorry! Wrong guy again. Thought I’d be better at this.
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Whatever you say, man! Just don’t hit me again!
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Who’d she leave with?
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- Where is she? - I’ll never tell you!
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Okay! You actually know?
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Wait! Isn’t that why you’re punching me?
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It is now!
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What did you do to her?
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- Where is she? - Shit, man! Right there!
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Grandpa?
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Summer! Okay, awesome.
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Who’s this? Hot guy who trafficked you?
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I’m Kwyatt.
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- I’m kind of on a roll, can I... - Oh god, no, no, no!
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How’d you get here first?
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I guess even when I’m bad, I’m still pretty good.
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So, what’s Morty saying to you? Where is he?
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- What? How would I know? - You didn’t form a psychic link?
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No! We didn’t form a psychic link, what the fuck is that?
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That’s like the whole thing. Crown jewel of psychic mutants, Summer.
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You used him to get with cool kids but didn’t even activate your powers?
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It’s kind of a kuato’s whole deal.
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Sorry! Sorry!
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Alright, so how do I hear him?
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Open your mind, Summer? Christ.
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Hello? Morty?
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- Morty! - Summer?
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Summer! Is that you?
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Morty, I can hear you!
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Thank fucking Christ, you bitch! I’ve been screaming for hours!
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Alright well! I don’t have to hear you.
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Sorry! And I’m sorry about the frolf party.
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I think they’re selling me, Summer! Hurry!
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They’re selling him, Grandpa!
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- Well, obviously. - Well, obviously.
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You don’t have to do this! What we had was real!
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- Prepare to get opened. - Don’t shoot!
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I didn’t tell them anything! Except where and how to find you!
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He’s outlived his usefulness. Kill him.
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Oh shit, psychic warfare!
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- What? - Hold on, Grandpa’s got this.
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Oh shit! Run!
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- Psychic grandpa. - No, look!
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Fake temple with a high pitch noise maker.
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Run before these guys figure it out!
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He’s a fake, you morons! Like most psychics! Kill them!
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- Summer! - I’m coming, Morty! Where are you?
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I dunno! They’re moving me! I’m on the move!
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This next one comes with a hat... Oh shit!
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That’s what frolf is about, bitch!
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Frisbee plus Golf. I get it now.
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Summer, hurry!
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Open your mind!
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Where do you think they got that one? Whose chest is that big?
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We don’t have time for this.
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Why do you get to kick down all the doors? I wanna kick one.
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Shit! It’s locked! My ankle!
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What is this, your first Taken?
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Fuck you, Summer! I rescue Morty seven times per season!
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- Summer! The boat, Summer! - Morty! I see it! I see the boat!
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Here, Summer! Check this out.
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- Check this out? - Window jump.
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Try to say it’s my first Taken now.
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- It’s your first Taken. - I’m getting my groove back!
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You heard him, boys. Kill him before he gets his groove!
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Fuck!
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None of this would a happened if you just unmerged us when I asked!
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Morty gets everything for free!
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Morty’s a dog! People have cats because their affection is earned.
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I treat you like an equal because I respect you,
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- you remind me of your grandmother. - What?
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No! I said what...
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You’re getting choked. Go go ponytail secret move!
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Oh my God! What? Hair, stop!
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- I need you to remove that. - Ungrateful.
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How’s Morty?
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Morty, you okay? Sorry! I just killed a guy with my hair.
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No, I’m not okay! I’m still on the boat! Hurry!
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Open your mind!
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Sedate him. We’re meeting his buyer in an hour.
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Open your mind!
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Easy there. It’ll all be over soon.
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Shit! Bite me twice, shame on me!
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Man inject me once.
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Sir! They’re inbound. What should we do?
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Kill them, idiot!
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There are days, and there are days.
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Kenneth, you’re the crown jewel of psychic assholes.
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Quite an entrance. Now for mine.
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That’s the reveal? You slide off?
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You think I’m done revealing?
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That’s right, it’s me! A smaller Kuato.
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The mastermind behind it all. I sold out my own kind,
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and I’d do it again!
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- Who could’ve seen that coming. - I mean, he can talk.
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- That’s kinda surprising. - Yes.
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Everyone always assumed that charming Kenneth was the brains.
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Or perhaps his Kuato. But I was in control!
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- Morty! - Damn Morty, big air!
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Stop it!
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- Open your mind. - You wanna die?
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You little shit!
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- He’s got a knife! - Not just any knife.
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Kuato knife!
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Stop! That’s mine!
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Shit! Fuck!
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Shit! It has missiles!
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You think this is a joke?
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You’re about to die. So I’ll let you in on my true secret.
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Those last three guys were chumps. I’m the real top dawg.
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Shit, is that three or four? I’ve lost count.
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- But wait, if you’re dazzled now. - Okay!
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I see where this is going.
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No! No!
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What? No! No! No!
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Man, kind of a shame. That spider thing was pretty cool.
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- I wanted it. - Morty says he wanted it.
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Okay! Here.
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- You gotta jiggle it more. - Obviously I’m jiggling it, Summer!
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- Well, not hard enough. - Morty says "Not hard enough".
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I must have it set up for motion smoothing.
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I gotta upgrade the polling rate.
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Jesus, what are you, a lifeguard? Just jiggle it!
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I’m alive! I’m alive!
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No, wait! I have so much more to reveal! No!
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There we go.
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This is great.
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Morty, looking good.
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Bro you’re actually like a fucking boss.
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Wait, can that thing jump?
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Oh my god, bro.
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- Frolf! - Frolf!
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- Frolf! - Frolf!
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And the Harry Herpsons win!
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Morty! That’s a par!
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Open your mind!
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Did you see that par? Morty’s killer out there.
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- He’s not even using his missiles. - Speaking of...
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I kinda need a new girl to hook up with on Tuesdays?
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- Pass. - You wanna get out of here?
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Totes.
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Summer saved me from being trafficked and burned alive.
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It’s like whatever.
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Damn, Summer Smith. There is no end to your complexity.
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There’s the missiles.
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Open your mind!
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Yes, well, my new kuato was named Morty,
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but I’m going to call him Sixty nine.
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Kenneth’s running a little late with the package, no?
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Oh, he’ll show.
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Do you know how much I paid? Sixty nine million flurbo.
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I had seventy of course, but, sixty-nine...
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I have sixty-nine credit cards.
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My wife wanted to have sex, but I said no,
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not unless we sixty-nine.
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- TMI, Michael. - You have a wife?
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