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Rick and Morty

Season 6, Episode 7 — Full Meta Jackrick

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Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: Full Meta Jackrick
Air date: November 20, 2022
Director: Lucas Gray
Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke
This one wrinkled my brain, broh.
Source: TMDB
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Previously on rick and morty.
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Jerry I had sex with your wife.
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I did it, I fixed portal travel.
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Jack the Ripper, at your service.
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- Cool. - This happened too?
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- I’m pregnant. - Honey, she’s just like you.
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- It’s raining meatballs. - Okay something is...
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Jerry Smith died doing what he loved, getting stung by bees.
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- Off. - Off what?
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Have some respect, it’s Dad’s funeral.
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I’m gonna name you Jerry Jr.
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Thanks for solving that murder guys,
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- here’s a skateboard. - Thanks Tony Hawk.
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- Morty, say you’ll marry me.
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- What? - Just say yes!
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- Yes? - Okay.
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- Rick, do you promise to... - I do and for our honeymoon
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let's go to a sealed chamber lined with ionized deuterium!
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- Why? - Because the charge acts
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as a narrative decelerant. Morty, none of this is real,
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we’re in a Previously On spiral, clear your head.
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- After all that’s happened? - No.
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I’m innocent! I didn’t release those bees! I love Jerry!
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What’d I just say?
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- When? - Okay, great execution,
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let’s go back to the chamber.
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Now repeat after me, Morty: Next time on Rick and Morty.
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Next time on Rick and Morty?
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- No. Previously on Rick and Morty. - Ignore it, Morty.
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Next time on Rick and Morty.
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- It counteracts his toxins. - Next time on Rick and Morty.
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- Whose toxins? - Hey stop it!
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Previous Leon. Grab him!
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Hold on tight, Morty! We gotta get through the opening titles!
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Opening titles of what?
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- We’re in space. - Let go of me.
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Oh my god! Oh my god!
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- What planet is this? - Cover you eyes on this part!
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Oh my god, it’s a giant squirrel
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Why are we dressed like old timey people?
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- What the hell’s going on? - Oh my god, no way.
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Why is my dad in a suit?
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- Best episode! - Who is that?
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OK, we’re almost through.
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And we’re back!
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Never dumb mother!
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You’re using Jesus to beat us up? Have you seen South Park?
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Good call-out, Morty, that’s the kind of meta I like,
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the kind that keeps us creatively accountable.
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Oh god. Not the Bane. Not the Bane!
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He Baned me, Morty! Jesus Baned me!
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You can’t beat me up, I’m technically Christian child!
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And I’m your worst nightmare.
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I’m the Jesus from every Jesus joke.
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- The one without a God. - Morty! Take this and get out!
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Thank you. Looks like Story Lord’s story is about to become based on real events.
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- What do you want with that? - I want what any character wants.
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- Motivation. - What?
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- That’s dumb. - So lazy.
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Forward your notes to my ass.
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Wait wha... he just left?
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Kinda makes you want to be our unlikely ally huh?
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I guess not.
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Previously on Jesus Christ.
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- Hey, I’m Jesus. - I’m Mary.
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- That’s my mom’s name. - Stop.
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- Dude, she’s a hooker. - She’s a better disciple than you!
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Oh no.
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I can’t die.
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I have a proposition for you.
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I work alone.
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If I suck-a your blood, I’ll be invincible! I think!
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You’ll never know.
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into what he’s calling a “second chance at love.”
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- Hang on, Mary! - The data! So beautiful!
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Make me normal, witch.
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Take it all!
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Eat your pudding, Mr. Christ.
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- What are you smiling at? - Your name.
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- What’s happening, Rick? - Leon’s venom makes you think
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more and more of your life is behind you as he feeds on your released potential.
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Leon. You saved our lives!
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- Oh not yet he hasn’t. - Jeez Rick!
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- So mean! - He’s meta, Morty.
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His life doesn’t matter.
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Yours does. That’s why we need to get back.
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Well this doesn’t feel like a Citadel.
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Maybe it’s cooler on the inside?
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This isn’t what it looks like.
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This is a very special diet for successful writers.
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- Why do you look like my character? - I am your character.
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- And you are going to improve me. - But you’re Story Lord, you’re great.
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Great isn’t good enough! I’ve killed Rick and made myself real.
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I’m better than some shitty toy train.
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Is this your office or your apartment?
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Why does it smell like you sleep here?
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- You’re my creator, why are you pathetic? - Because you failed!
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And whose fault is that? What the hell happened?
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You wanna know what happened? Like specifically?
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Well the Ricks wanted to do a Canterbury Tales type thing,
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but none of them have actually read fucking Canterbury Tales,
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so then they told me to make it like the Poker Game episode
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of the Batman cartoon where the bad guys tell stories about Batman.
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Then they kept telling me it “needed something.”
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Yeah no shit it needed something! It needed to never be pitched!
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I did my job! Goomby, the Ice Queen, the Tickets Please guy.
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They just bailed on it! The website didn’t even fucking work!
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And it was a shitty URL to begin with, “Storydash Train”?
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Who uses a dash? They set me up to fail!
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They fucked me! They fucked me and you're lucky I haven’t blown my brains out!
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Right. Just give me a motivation, you hacky fart.
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Okay, here’s your motivation.
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You’re looking for motivation. You want all the motivation.
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That’s lazy.
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It got you this far. Must be nice, by the way,
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wish I could afford to dress like a bisexual acting coach from the seventies.
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- My motivation... is motivation. - Okay, bye.
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Oh no, my bitter friend, you’re coming with me.
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Yo! If you don’t see me coming it’s a bad fortress!
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- Where are we? - Headquarters of The Self Referential Six.
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They’re meta nerds that found out they could be less bearable as a team.
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- They can help us? - No but there’s a prisoner here that can.
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- Don’t tell them that. - Rick Sanchez.
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I’ve been waiting for this moment for years.
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Good, Morty, this is Miss... Lead.
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I should kill you where you stand.
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I brought you Previous Leon. You’ll want to lock him up in your detention center.
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It’s a trick, he wants your prisoner.
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- You dick. - Liar!
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Talk about a mislead. Anti-meta field.
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Fancy device. I think I can recall the time you built it.
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Don’t try it, Flash Back!
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Y’know I’m excited about the upcoming election.
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This forcefield will be impenetrable by meta-energy. It runs on hydrogen isotopes.
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It runs on hydrogen isotopes.
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A few barrels of petroleum should dampen it.
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Run, Morty!
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Were those not there before? Guess there’s been a... Connie Tinuityerror.
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- These people are the worst! - I told you! Way overpowered!
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- Look out, Rick! - Forget him, he’s a nameless guard.
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That’s Protago Nick.
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His beam has the power to make any character the protagonist.
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Duck.
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Oh man, oh man.
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What are you doing, Marvin? Not dying, that’s what I’m doing!
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What’s going on? What happened?
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I did it again, Katie. I ran out on another job.
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Well if you didn’t do that, you wouldn’t be my man.
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I was almost tempted to just let it go, that’s much how I hate it here.
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Smash Cut!
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- Remember me, Rick? - Who’s this guy now?
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I am Mr. Twist. The fifth member of the Self Referential Six.
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- Who’s the sixth? - That’s the twist, Morty. It's you.
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- What? - Ignore him, Morty.
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The twist is there is no sixth member
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- and he tells that to everybody. - In any case, you’re ours now.
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You can’t free yourself without a twist and I control them.
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You don’t control every twist, Mr. Twist. I’ve got a twist for you.
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Impossible! What is it?
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Nice try! Like I didn’t see that coming
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Fuck me.
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- Great work, Morty! - I’m adapting!
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Here’s our ticket outta here.
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They got him in a cell made outta of sports because it’s the opposite of story.
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- Do I want to ask who he is? - His name is Brett Caan.
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He has the power to make things always have been other things.
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I think that’s called retconning. But his name’s Brett Caan?
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Rhett’s a name too, his name could be Rhett Caan.
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It is. And always has been, now.
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Careful Morty. Stay clear of his retcon range.
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Until he agrees to help us.
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Rick. You’ve always trusted me.
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Nice try. Here’s how it’s gonna work.
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You’re gonna make it so Morty and I never came here.
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Once that’s always been the case, I’ll free you remotely with this.
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What is my purpose?
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To wait until I tell you to pull that lever.
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You are fucking kidding me.
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If you don’t free me right now Rick, I can make very, very bad things
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always have been the case for you.
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Is that a threat, you fuck?
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- You can rot in there. - Rick.
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You know what, Rhett? Forget what I said, we’ve always been friends.
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Good one.
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Easy, Rhett. Don’t forget that coffee mug I gave you.
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You always were able to be killed with coffee.
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New plan. Run. Again.
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- The twist being... - You were born without bones.
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See ya never!
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There’s never been anything outside this fortress.
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- Goddammit! - And this fortress
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Has always been an orange!
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- Great plan, Rick! - Yeah, I’m not pushing back on that Morty,
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I have royally fucked us.
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- It hurts. - We’ve been past the fourth wall too long.
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We won’t be real much longer.
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You killed us, Rick. You just had to hate meta storytelling.
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In my defense, Morty, I think you can agree my hate was justified.
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Least earned death ever.
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Death is a threshold.
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- What, what happened? - You atoned.
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- Who, who are you? - I’m Joseph Campbell. Soup?
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I almost considered not making it because my name is Campbell but,
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then I thought, stay in the moment, Joe. Follow your bliss.
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How are you here? Rhett Caan said there was nothing.
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Some things never change about mythology. There’s always an old man with soup.
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Name one story that doesn’t have one.
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- Jack and the Beanstalk. - Basketball Diaries.
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- Every Matrix. - Every movie ever.
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Alright, I don’t have to defend myself to you people.
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Where’s my soup?
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Previous Fuckin’ Leon? Why is that prick here?
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No more a prick than you, friend.
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Meta characters erode reality.
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But all characters are meta, Rick.
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All of us are nourished and consumed by chaos, like newborns at the breast
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of a meth addict in a lifeboat filled with forks.
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- I know what you have to do, Rick. - Scrub Campbell’s browser history?
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Just trust Previous Leon.
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Could you Previously us a way home?
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- I’ll sure enjoy trying. - Yeah I bet you would.
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Rick can’t change, Morty. Change is what you might call his Kryptonite.
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Except, instead of being super, he’s, you know, kind of a pussy.
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Let’s do it.
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Previously on Rick.
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- Get off him! Get off him! - Oh boy.
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- He almost killed you! - Okay, well I feel bad,
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I kind of pressured you into trying that.
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- You called me a pussy! - I said I feel bad!
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This is a map to a region rich in narrative ore.
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I wish you the best of luck.
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Faster, Morty! I’d help but I can’t blister my inventing hands.
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- How long will it take? - Years.
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You can live in my wood shed.
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- Just don’t open the door after dark. - Why not?
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Get out here you Communist Jews!
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Dude. Maybe I’m not an alcoholic.
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- I know, right? - You fucking Back to the Future ripoffs!
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- It’s ready. - Rick, I should stay.
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- Why? - I’m pregnant.
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- What are you doing? - It wasn’t him, Rick!
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- Then who? - Me.
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I never left. But you had to think all this happened to make that.
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- And I can get this through the titles? - If you hang on tight.
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What about my beard and unborn child?
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Let them go.
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- Thank you, Leon. - When you get home Rick,
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do some classic adventures. Like season one.
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I’m so sick of that fucking note, what the fuck does it even mean?
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Now. One last time. What’s my motivation?
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Motivation. This machine will syphon it from everyone in the universe.
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Perfect. Greenlit. Launch it.
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I think it’s working. Yes, I can feel it!
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Something I did is actually affecting someone!
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I don’t want to work anymore.
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I do, but only as an excuse to not practice guitar.
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Why don’t we just write any number down on the score sheet?
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Why even do that?
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Wait, you have to register?
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Yes! I can feel it! I’m so motivated!
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I want a lot!
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Story time’s over.
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- Hardly your decision. - Did you seriously
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double down on motivation as your motivation?
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- It’s a good idea. - There’s no such thing!
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There’s joyful and there’s joyless. And we’ve had our fill of one.
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Morty, make that sweaty writer stop working while I kill off his character.
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I have never been more driven to destroy someone.
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Yeah well I’m driven to lower my blood sugar
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but guess who’s getting tacos after he kicks your ass?
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So you’re jacked, who cares?
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- Cum gutters. - I don’t like that phrase.
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I don’t take notes.
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You can’t beat me, Rick.
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- I have one million times your motivation! - So do those guys
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with the cell phone kiosks at the mall.
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- The hair is wrong. - Like you’d be picky about licensing.
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Actually, I would. I happen to believe that...
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- You can do that? - You gotta want it.
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Come on, just stop, I don’t wanna fight you.
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Kid, I’m a writer that wrote something successful,
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so if you want me to give it up
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you’re gonna need a black belt or a big pair of tits.
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- Yeah well I don’t have those. - In the mythical sense, I have both.
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- Joseph Campbell? - Yeah, nice try. He died in the eighties.
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Only you can see and hear me Morty.
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- Just repeat what I tell you. - Okay.
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Sir. You’re only proud of your creation’s success because you want to be creative,
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but creation doesn’t happen through gimmicks, technology and distribution.
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It doesn’t even happen through work.
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Creativity is frankly adjacent to mental and overlaps with it substantially.
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A lot of talented people kill themselves and all of them are miserable.
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The real gift is to be ungifted,
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and from what I saw in your Green Arrow spec script,
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- that’s the gift you were given. - You couldn’t have seen that.
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I’m Joseph Campbell. I saw it.
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- The villain was a placeholder. - I said I saw it Jan,
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I didn’t say I could get past page five. Your villains aren’t the problem.
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The problem is, when you write, you’re a villain.
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If you want to be a hero, just stop.
hero
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You know what? Maybe I will register.
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Say it! Tell me I’m the new Mr. Nimbus!
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- Oh looks like your writer took a hiatus. - Oh fuck.
fuckwriter
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You’re less motivated to fight now so this is literally punching down
fightlessmotivatedpunching
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but you’ve got it coming.
coming
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Please, lemme live. I promise to be cooler.
coolerlivepromise
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I’ll be less inside baseball, maybe I change my name?
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- You failed me. - No, I failed you.
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All good things must come to an end.
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All bad things too though, so don’t flatter yourself.
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Jan, Joseph Campbell says you have to be the one to put him down.
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Wait wait wait, Joseph Campbell also says
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you have to use this brand new limited edition Rick plush,
brandlimitedrick
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available only on Rick dash plush dot biz.
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- Supplies are limited. Act now. - He did?
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Jesus, that’s the last time I buy a toy from a Rick.
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The plushies are obviously well made.
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- Thanks for getting us back alive, Rick. - Well, I am a master of both worlds Morty.
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Joseph Campbell told me to stop writing. Because it should be effortless.
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When it happens organically, that’s when it’s meant to be.
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Y’know, like, like me.
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I’m a writer, here’s a pencil. Writers use pencils.
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Okay so like what if like a pencil used me?
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Like okay. Yeah. Okay.
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so it’s like a magic pencil that writes the writer’s life.
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holy shit, it’s a movie about a writer! I am back!
holymoviewriter
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I’m Tag-Man. I live in the tag.
live
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I am the tag. I’m Tag-Man. Tag-tag of the episode Man.
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Did you get any of that? When, yeah, when, an episode’s over, look out,
episodes
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because here comes Tag-Man! And I’m crazy!
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Tag-man! Imma tag your ass! Tag dat ass.
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Tag-Ass-Man! I’m an Ass-Man now! I’m a, I’m a Tag-Man!
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Here’s what you get, here’s your tag! Yeah, you want some more?
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You want, you want some more tag you sick piece of shit?!
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I’m, because I’m Tag Man!
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I miss my wife. Too bad, this is it! Tag-Man, yeah!
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