#black-belt — Tags

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with my black belt in Tae Kwon Do"--

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You're gonna go fight a guy. A black belt actually.

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I notice you're also wearing a black belt.

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Now, you are a black belt, correct?

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But you are good enough to fight in a black belt tournament.

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- 'Cause you're wearing a black belt. - Of course.

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and against an actual black belt.

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and an uncontested black belt point is

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that could score a point in a black belt karate contest.

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you’re gonna need a black belt or a big pair of tits.