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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 12, Episode 10 — Dennis' Double Life

So Dennis hasn't even seen the apartment yet?

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No. No. Yeah, Dennis lost a bet, and I got to redesign

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- Ooh. Nice. - Ah. That's great.

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I'm just excited to have my old place back to myself.

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And guys, after the grand opening,

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we finally get a chance to fire...

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...the rocket launcher.

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- Ooh. - Yes! Nice! You got a rocket!

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It finally came in the mail, and now we have

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the perfect opportunity to celebrate with it.

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- Yeah, that will be good. - Fire in the hole.

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Guys, guys, guys, listen, listen. There's a girl.

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She's coming. There's a girl, Mandy.

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Okay, she's here to stay, all right?

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you guys have to take my lead because

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I'm another guy, so don't address me as me

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- because I'm somebody else. - Are we us?

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Well, yeah, of course you are.

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I don't want to be me. Can I be someone else?

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- Are you right-handed, or left-handed? - That won't come up.

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- Well, it could come up. - It won't!

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- I'm gonna go with left then. - Cool, I'll go with left.

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Hey! Mandy. Hi.

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Why'd you run up ahead of me there, Brian?

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Oh, I had to use the bathroom super bad.

#30

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Oh.

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So, this is the hangout spot then, huh?

#32

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Oh, so that must make you

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- Prudence then. - Yes.

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- She is Prudence, and I'm Griffin. - No, he's Mac!

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He's just Mac, so don't... Yeah.

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And that's Charlie, and that's Frank.

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And he's left-handed.

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- Yeah. - Oh.

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I suppose I didn't know that about you.

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Yeah. No, well, there was really no reason for it to come up.

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- Mandy. - Hi.

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Oh.

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Yeah. He's my son.

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- Left-handed or right-handed, man? - What's going on here, dude?

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All right, look, you guys remember when we did that Boggs thing.

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We flew out to California? Well, if you recall,

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I actually got off in North Dakota.

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Right? Being out of town, I thought, naturally,

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I'm gonna have a little bit of fun, you know,

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so I picked up Mandy there at an Applebee's.

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Oh. I was pretending to be

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an airline pilot who flies out of Philly named Brian LeFevre.

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I went to an old character.

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I needed a complete back story for the manipulation.

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Yes, but in this scenario, she's my sister.

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See, I'm always tweaking things based on the situation.

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And needless to say, it worked like a charm.

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she calls me up, tells me she's pregnant.

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- Oh! - Christ, what am I gonna do here?

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And need I remind you,

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once she finds out that I'm not who I said I was,

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and that I don't have any money, she could come after the bar.

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- She could be entitled to that? - Shit. All right, guys,

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everybody just calm down, all right?

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Maybe it's not about money for her. Look, as we all know,

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everything is about emotion with women.

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- Right, Dee? - What?

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- All right, Dee, relax. - Oh, whoa.

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We're trying to have a rational conversation, okay?

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- We're trying to help our friend here. - Look, I think the point is,

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maybe we got to close the emotion door

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for Mandy by telling her that you're gay.

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How am I gonna convince her I'm gay?

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Just go with me here.

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Brian's not above having a one-night stand with a woman,

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but he's got no room for her emotionally

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- because he's in love with me. - With you?

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- Well, yes, the lover is me, of course. - Mmm.

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because it's always about money with women.

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That's all there is to it.

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So I think the best thing to do is

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to find a guy who's got more money than you,

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like in that movie, uh, Indecent Proposal.

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You get a millionaire to bang her for a million bucks.

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She takes the money and runs.

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No way. It's too much money.

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All right, next plan. Dee.

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Yeah, no, I've got a great plan,

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but, uh, I'm thinking that this isn't my problem, and, also,

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you guys wouldn't listen to me no matter what I said.

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Good point. Charlie, plan.

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I got it. If I just get the waitress pregnant,

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she's gonna be tied to me for life,

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so, I got to do that.

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He's already on to another thing.

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All right, Christ, uh, I got to do something here.

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- Fine. Mac, we'll go with your plan. - Yeah!

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- Yes! Yes. - Mmm.

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- Is the apartment ready? - Yes.

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You are not gonna believe what I did to it.

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Surprise!

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Huh. It looks, uh...

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Exactly the same.

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I was able to track down versions of our old furniture,

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and even found replicas

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of all the knickknacks that burned in the fire.

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- It's bizarre. - Bizarre in a good way.

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- No. - You don't like it?

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No.

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Hey, so, I don't mean to interrupt here, fellas,

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but I'm a little bit confused.

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You never told me you had a roommate.

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It's time, Brian.

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Here's where things get a little bit tricky.

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Um, there's really no easy way to say this,

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but, um, Mac and I aren't just friends.

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- He's actually my, uh... - Lover.

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- Partner. - Yes, well, we do make love.

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- We don't actually make love... - He's the power bottom.

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- He generates tremendous power... - Yeah. No, I...

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- ...from the bottom. - I don't. I don't, actually.

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- Don't sell yourself short. He does. - No, no. It's not that I...

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It's just that we don't have sex.

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Yeah, I, uh... I sleep with women,

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but I'm emotionally involved with Mac,

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which is why...

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And this is the hard part, I...

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I don't really... I don't have room emotionally

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in my life for you.

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Okay. Uh... Wow.

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Well, I'm a little bit shocked here.

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- Sure. - Mmm.

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But I guess the most important thing is

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for Brian, Jr. to have a relationship with his father.

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And you know, Mac, you seem like a real stand-up fella,

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so, if you boys are open to it,

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the only thing I can think of better

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than Junior having one dad is, well, him having two.

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- Ooh... - Eee...

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- Yeah. No. - Wow. I wasn't expecting that.

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We're the type of guys that, um...

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Who would love this.

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Oh!

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Yeah. Coming.

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Hey, come on in.

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All right, Charlie, you got 15 minutes,

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and it's a dollar a minute starting now.

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Oh, no.

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No, no, no, no. No, we're not doing this. Uh-uh.

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Uh, now hear me out. It's not about sex.

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- Okay, good. - It's about having a baby.

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- And I'm gone. - No, no, hang on. Hang on, one...

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Just one second. Come on.

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Look, I know you've always wanted a baby, right?

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I see you. You poke around preschools

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and the playgrounds, and you got that longing look in your eye.

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Oh, God, that's so creepy.

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Well, look, I can tell you this.

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It...

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It's not gonna happen for you.

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- Excuse me? - Yeah, you ain't gonna have a baby.

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Check this out.

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Your life has been on a slow, but steady decline for years.

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You were a coffee shop waitress, right?

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On-again, off-again troubles with alcohol.

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Living in a women's shelter.

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And finally, all women's Achilles' heel time.

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Time.

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Okay. Are you done?

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Because I feel like there's more.

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- I'm seeing a whole... - Yeah, I'm getting to the good part.

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Look. Frank will provide for us.

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- Right? He's got tons of money. - Mmm-hmm.

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You're never gonna have to work

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another day in your life. See? Zzz.

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All the way to sitting on the beach

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- in Rio de Janeiro. - Driving the lane to fame.

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Okay, so,

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the point is this, life with Charlie and a baby

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looking pretty good.

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Did you really think that this was gonna work?

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- Did you really think that... - Well...

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...you would just have me in here and you could just

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hurl insults at me.

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I've tried everything for years with you.

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And I just, at this point,

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- I just don't know what else to say. - Oh, my God!

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Stop saying things to me. Don't you understand?

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This is never gonna happen, so let it go.

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Look, why? You won't ever tell me why.

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You just say no, and you won't give me a shot.

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I don't understand what's so terrible about me.

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What's so great about me, Charlie? What's wrong with you?

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Why are you so obsessed with me?

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I mean, you said it yourself, I'm a mess.

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So, why don't you just go find somebody better?

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Well...

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'Cause there is no one better.

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And...

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I love you.

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Yes.

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Those jerks are finally gone.

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Time to stretch out around here.

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Heyo.

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What's the haps, Dee?

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What are you doing, Frank?

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Oh, Charlie's doing a thing at the apartment tonight,

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so I'm gonna crash here. Okay?

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No, get a hotel.

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You know what, do you mind if I take the bed?

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Because I got a little pinched nerve in my neck.

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- It's driving me crazy. - Yeah, I mind.

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I'm gonna go take a steam bath,

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so why don't you whip me up a bowl of that popcorn.

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That smells so good.

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- No. I'm not gonna do that. - Thanks.

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No, no, no, no, no, no. Frank! Stop!

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Don't get all emotional, just do it.

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I don't want this.

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Okay. They're asleep.

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Dude, why did you say you wanted to raise the kid?

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I just got caught up in the moment, you know?

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It was so exciting. Maybe we should do it.

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We... We are not a couple, Mac.

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Well, no, we would just keep pretending.

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I am not gonna pretend to be in a relationship with you

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for the entirety of my child's life.

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Are you insane?

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Okay, I can't handle this right now.

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I'm gonna go sleep in your room.

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You can sleep on the couch.

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Oh, no... Wait, Dennis. Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.

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Uh, hold on one second... I-I...

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What is this?

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This is the gym.

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Uh-huh.

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And where were you going to sleep?

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Well, I figured since we got so used to sleeping in the same bed at Dee's,

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that we could just sort of

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- continue that here. - Mmm-hmm.

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You want to sleep on the couch...

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...together.

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I'm gonna sleep next to the dildo bike.

#255

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The Ass-pounder, uh, 4000, is an exercise bike.

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That was, um...

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That was not as bad as I expected.

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- It was amazing. - It kind of was.

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It kind of was amazing.

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- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.

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Oh. Hmm.

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What is this? What are you doing there?

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- This? Oh, this just... - Yeah.

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...improves the chances of conception.

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Of what?

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Of getting pregnant.

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Oh. Right. Uh, the baby.

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Right.

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Hey, you know, speaking of which, um,

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I think we're gonna need to make some changes around here.

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Oh. Like what?

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Um, well, I think you need to repaint, for starters.

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Wh-why would I do that?

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Charlie, this... This paint could be full of lead.

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Are you serious?

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I can't carry a baby around lead paint. Or... Or, oh, I'm sorry.

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Did you expect me to live in the women's shelter

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while I'm carrying your child?

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Oh, no, um...

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I hadn't thought about it, but you can stay here.

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- I mean, that's fine. - Okay.

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Wow. Thank you so much.

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When this baby comes out, though,

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Frank's gonna need to find us a nicer place to live.

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But I love this place.

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Well, I don't, and it's no place to raise a child, so end of conversation.

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Whoa. Hey. Hang on.

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You're kind of coming on strong right now.

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- Are you serious right now? - Well, look...

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I'm carrying your child.

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- No. - Carrying my...

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I am not finished talking.

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Who's idea was this in the first place?

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Look, I'm just saying if you want to be a mom,

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you're gonna have to learn how to control your emotions.

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I need to control my emotions?

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Or I'm not gonna be a good mother?

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Oh, my God!

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Dee!

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- I'm in trouble here. - What? What are you doing here?

#301

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The waitress is totally, like, moving into my apartment.

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I can't take it.

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I'm gonna need to hide out here for a few days.

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- No. No. Hard no. - Get out.

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It's like, I didn't think about the whole, like,

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having a baby thing, you know?

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It's like one thing to trap a person with a baby,

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but then when you actually have a baby, then you become trapped.

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What baby thing? What are you talking about?

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Plus, it's totally turning her into, like, a different person.

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She's acting like a real bitch now.

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- She's always been a bitch. - Now who's being a bitch, Dee?

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I need help here, all right? Look, I got to sleep, okay?

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I can't think straight.

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- I... Uh, Christ... Is he snoring? - Yeah.

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Snoring's the worst. I'm gonna need to crash

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- next to you, all right? - What?

#318

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Don't be a whore tonight, Dee, and try and bang me again, okay?

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Because I got nothing left.

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I'm spent, I'm really exhausted.

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Too much sex and too much stuff.

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Just don't be a whore, okay?

#323

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- Dee! Egg! Where is it? - There's no eggs here.

#324

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- Where are your eggs? - Dee, where are your eggs?

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Dee, eggs!

#326

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Dee, we're looking for your eggs. We can't find them!

#327

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Come on, leave me alone. Just let me sleep,

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I barely slept last night.

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Dee. Deandra.

#330

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- Look, don't be so emotional. - You're being very emotional.

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Get up and get us an egg.

#332

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I'm getting like calls up the wazoo from the waitress.

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She's asking for, like, groceries and shit.

#334

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Who does that? Who just barges into someone's apartment

#335

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- and takes over? - Nobody.

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Oh, my God, are you serious?

#337

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That's exactly what you guys are doing!

#338

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Uh, Dee, eggs, okay? I'm freaking out.

#339

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What is happening here? I just got rid of two annoying roommates.

#340

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This is not supposed to be happening.

#341

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God! She's calling me again!

#342

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It's like she's totally stalking me.

#343

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Dee, what do I do here?

#344

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You have been stalking that woman for 15 years.

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Now she's finally showing you some attention,

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and you don't like it?

#347

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Oh, Dee, you know what? Eggs. I didn't ask for your opinion.

#348

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Yes, you did!

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Hey, oh, good, Dee.

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I need you to watch Brian Jr. for a few hours.

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- No. - Yeah.

#352

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Frank, what the hell are you doing here, man?

#353

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You're supposed to be finding my millionaire.

#354

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I'm on it. I'm here trying to get her to make us breakfast.

#355

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Yeah, we haven't got any eggs. I need an egg.

#356

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Dee, why have you not made this man his egg?

#357

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Do you want to take care of this child for the rest of your life?

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Or do you want me to get out of this situation?

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I'm gonna smash it!

#360

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Dee, don't get emotional. Christ, if you're upset,

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smash an egg into a pan for Frank.

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Solve problems, don't cause them.

#363

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Oh, gee whiz, look how fancy this place is.

#364

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We don't have anything like this in North Dakota.

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Yeah? Fascinating.

#366

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Um, so, Mandy, um, we have brought you here,

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uh, to meet a gentleman.

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- Oh. - Um, I just feel really badly

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not being able to provide emotionally for you,

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so I thought we could set you up with somebody

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who can provide for you both emotionally and financially.

#372

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Um, so we are here to meet a millionaire.

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Oh, geez.

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I don't know.

#375

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Yeah. No, I know.

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It's a little str... Oh!

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- Hey. - Let's do this.

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Oh.

#379

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Uh, Frank, where's the, uh, millionaire?

#380

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I am the millionaire, I'm the guy.

#381

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- What? - Mandy, here's what we're gonna do.

#382

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I'm gonna make you a decent proposal.

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Not an indecent proposal like the movie,

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because I think to pay a million bucks to get laid,

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that's out of the question.

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I'm gonna offer you $5,000.

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What are you doing, Frank?

#388

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Look, I'm gonna give you $5,000, we bang,

#389

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you take the money, you go up, you get on a plane,

#390

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you fly to wherever the hell it is in the sticks,

#391

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and, uh, you know, $5,000 goes a long way up there.

#392

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If you need more money, call me up,

#393

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come back, we bang again.

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Price goes down 'cause I already had you.

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But if you want to bring a girlfriend...

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Price goes back up.

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- Well, I don't know what to say here. - I do.

#398

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Five grand is a lot of money. Is that offer just out on the table?

#399

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- I'm not gonna bang you. - I don't want to bang you, either, Frank,

#400

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- but I'll power through for five grand. - Well, no, you wouldn't want to,

#401

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because you're emotionally involved with me.

#402

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Aw. Shit. Sorry, Dennis.

#403

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- Hey. Dennis? - Brian, I meant. I'm sorry.

#404

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Yeah, sometimes... Brian is his name.

#405

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Dennis is his sex slave name.

#406

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- He's my gimp. - What? No. I...

#407

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- I don't have a sex slave name. - Wait.

#408

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- I'm not... - Wait, hold on,

#409

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what's going on here, Brian?

#410

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Look, I'm gonna go to the can and make my morning move.

#411

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You want the cash, you come on in, earn it the hard way.

#412

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Okay?

#413

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If the broad comes, order me an egg.

#414

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Well, that was a disaster. Frank almost ruined everything.

#415

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Okay, do you want me to go down to the car and talk to her?

#416

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And spin more perverted tales about me? Why am I a gimp?

#417

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Oh, God, just get your kid and get out of here, Dennis.

#418

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Yeah, I'll get the kid,

#419

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but I got to come back because I need to crash here tonight.

#420

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I'm not sleeping next to Mac's dildo bike again. What?

#421

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- What? - No, me too.

#422

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Your bed is working wonders for my pinched nerve.

#423

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Yeah, you know what? I'm gonna crash here for a little bit too.

#424

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I feel like I got to ghost the waitress for a while on this.

#425

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I'm gonna stay as well because I need to sleep next to Dennis.

#426

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All right, then we're gonna need a lot of eggs.

#427

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- Dee, how about a carton of eggs? - Oh, my God.

#428

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No, goddamnit, I didn't want to be wrapped up in this!

#429

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I didn't want to be wrapped up in the kid thing,

#430

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that's your mistake.

#431

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Listen to me,

#432

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I can figure this out, I've got a new plan

#433

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and you're all gonna goddamn listen up, okay?

#434

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It's time for Brian LeFevre to die.

#435

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Over here. Over here. Hmm?

#436

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- Go, go, go, go, go, go. - What... What is-what is going on here?

#437

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I thought... I thought we were gonna go see the Liberty Bell.

#438

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There's no time for that, there's no time.

#439

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What... What is going on here, Brian?

#440

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All right, listen to me, because we only have a few minutes

#441

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before they realize they can't hear or see us back here.

#442

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What? Who?

#443

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My name... My name isn't Brian LeFevre.

#444

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My real name

#445

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is Dane Brass.

#446

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And I hold top secret government information.

#447

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Okay? They're after me, that's why everything's been so weird.

#448

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That's why I haven't been able to speak openly with you.

#449

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And you and Brian Jr, you'll have to get away from me

#450

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because it's not safe.

#451

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What do you mean it's not safe? I don't... Oh, my God.

#452

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- You're bleeding! - Oh...

#453

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Oh, oh. I've been shot.

#454

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Well, I didn't hear any gun...

#455

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Oh, well...

#456

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Yeah, not there it is there. That was the sound of it.

#457

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Normally you'd... You'd hear it before you see the blood,

#458

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but, uh, not in this case.

#459

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Run!

#460

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Oh, it's killing me. Run, Mandy, no.

#461

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You... You have to run and not ever look back.

#462

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Or contact me ever again.

#463

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And you'll never get any money or assets from me

#464

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because if you do, it'll be unsafe for you.

#465

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Run!

#466

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Oh, my God!

#467

⇓

- They got Dennis. - Dane.

#468

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Uh, Dane, of course, Dane.

#469

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Yeah, he had so many identities, it's hard to remember...

#470

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We got to get him to a hospital!

#471

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Not a regular hospital, though, 'cause technically,

#472

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he's not supposed to exist. A bad guy one.

#473

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Oh, no, I've lost my lover.

#474

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I'll need a new gimp!

#475

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I'm not his lover.

#476

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Never had sex. Not a gimp.

#477

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Oh, run, Mandy. Oh. Good-bye.

#478

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Uh... Good-bye, Mandy, good-bye.

#479

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Brian Jr.

#480

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Aw.

#481

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Well, there it is.

#482

⇓

Well...

#483

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Okay.

#484

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Are you all finished?

#485

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Come on.

#486

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You can open your eyes now, I know you're not dead.

#487

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Ah, geez.

#488

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You big city folks sure like to complicate things, don't ya?

#489

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Look, all I wanted was for Brian Jr. to have a father,

#490

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but we don't want to be with a man

#491

⇓

who doesn't want to be with us.

#492

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So, I guess we'll just

#493

⇓

be getting back to North Dakota now.

#494

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Okay, now,

#495

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you want to come on up here and say good-bye to Brian Jr?

#496

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Oh. Yeah.

#497

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Okay.

#498

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- Hey. - Yeah.

#499

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Hey, buddy.

#500

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Um...

#501

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Good-bye and, um...

#502

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You know, you be...

#503

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You be good to your mom and, uh...

#504

⇓

Okay, you all done?

#505

⇓

Yeah.

#506

⇓

All right.

#507

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Okay.

#508

⇓

Here we go.

#509

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Bye, Dada.

#510

⇓

Bye.

#511

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Well, all right.

#512

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It was sure nice getting to know you all.

#513

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Whoever the heck you are.

#514

⇓

What you gonna do when you get out of jail?

#515

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I'm gonna have some fun

#516

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What do you consider fun?

#517

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Fun, natural fun.

#518

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I can't do this.

#519

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What are you talking about, bud? The plan worked.

#520

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No, this... No, this is crazy.

#521

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What are we doing? I can't... I-I can't...

#522

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- I can't do any of this shit anymore. - What?

#523

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What's going on?

#524

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Okay, I'm... I'm leaving.

#525

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I'm gonna go be a dad.

#526

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Well, hold on a second, you can't just leave.

#527

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Yeah, you can't just go become a dad, Dennis.

#528

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That's not the way it works.

#529

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You don't know the first thing about it.

#530

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You know what, Frank, I'll figure it out, okay?

#531

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Because I don't want my kid to grow up like I did.

#532

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With some asshole dad who was never even around.

#533

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You talking about me or Bruce?

#534

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You!

#535

⇓

Okay, you know what? This is nuts.

#536

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I got to... I just got to go.

#537

⇓

It's done. It's done, guys.

#538

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Good-bye, Paddy's Pub.

#539

⇓

Good-bye, Philadelphia. Good-bye, Charlie.

#540

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Mac, Dee, Frank.

#541

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The bar's done.

#542

⇓

Well, hang on a second.

#543

⇓

- Actually, it's not done. - We're still in here.

#544

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Shh, just let me...

#545

⇓

Don't start talking, I can tell...

#546

⇓

- We weren't gonna say anything. - The pause is too big.

#547

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Well, this is, again, this is why I'm leaving.

#548

⇓

Oh, good-bye.

#549

⇓

Good-bye. Good-bye.

#550

⇓

- Hmm. - Bye.

#551

⇓

- Hmm. - I can't believe he's actually gone.

#552

⇓

- Yeah. - That's crazy.

#553

⇓

Well, now what?

#554

⇓

What a shot!

#555

⇓

Oh, my God!

#556

⇓

Whoa!

#557

⇓

What you gonna do when you get out of jail?

#558

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I'm gonna have some fun

#559

⇓

What do you consider fun?

#560

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Fun, natural fun.

#561

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