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Rick and Morty

Season 4, Episode 3 — One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty

Air date: November 24, 2019

Director: Bryan Newton

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Lots of twists and turns this time, broh. Wear your helmets.

Source: TMDB

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Rick, I-I'm not rated to climb something this sheer.

climb rated rick

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Look, you're the guy that wanted an epic adventure.

adventure epic wanted

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I'm the guy with only one hover chair.

chair hover

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Goddammit, an alien spider just bit my finger!

alien finger goddammit spider

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It's an alien cliff.

alien cliff

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You can just say spider.

spider

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You couldn't do that an hour ago?

hour

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I was eating, and you're dirty.

dirty eating

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Activate anti-booby suits.

activate anti booby suits

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Total waste of snakes.

snakes total waste

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If you want to take a beat

beat

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to acknowledge the sacred atmosphere,

acknowledge atmosphere sacred

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it could give the cynical grave robbing

cynical grave robbing

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a hint of irreverence.

hint

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- No, I'm... I'm good. - All right, then.

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Let's loop this corpse.

corpse loop

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Hey, where's the...

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Wait, what?

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Is that an origami horse?

horse

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It's a calling card from Miles Knightley,

calling card miles

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a heist artist,

artist

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AKA a hipster dick

dick

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whose adventures are 60% putting a crew together

adventures crew putting

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and 40% revealing that the robbery already happened,

happened revealing robbery

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and he's not worth our time

worth

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because he's a hack piece of shit!

hack piece

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[BLEEP] I'm gonna kill him! Let's go, Morty.

bleep kill morty

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This temple's for [BLEEP] lame baby dipshits.

baby bleep lame

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Who disturbs my slumber?

disturbs slumber

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Also, who rigs a tomb to crush the buried person?

buried crush person tomb

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Isn't the point to protect... Aah!

point protect

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- Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --

corrected synced

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_

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This dork. He has a convention now?

convention dork

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Come on. What are we doing?

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Huh! Tuxedo scuba lessons? Ooh!

lessons scuba tuxedo

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A signing with Catherines Alpha through Omega Joneses!

alpha omega signing

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You know, this is great source material

material source

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for this heist movie that I'm writing.

movie writing

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Don't get drawn into the culture, Morty.

culture drawn morty

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Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.

stealing stuff

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Where is the entrance?

entrance

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Oh, brother.

brother

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More like Trying Too Hard Con.

hard

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Guests or professionals?

guests professionals

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- Uh, guests. - Uh... Uh, guests are fans, Morty,

fans guests morty

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which we are not. We'd like professional badges.

badges professional

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- Do you have a crew? - Yes.

crew

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He's a getaway driver with Asperger's,

driver

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and my butthole is a demolitions expert.

butthole expert

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How much is it to get in?

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If you want professional badges,

badges professional

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you need to put a crew together.

crew

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Or we could sneak in like professionals.

professionals sneak

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- Can't wait. - Whoa!

whoa

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Oh, for God's sake.

gods gods-sake sake

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And you wonder why we aren't fans.

fans wonder

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Let that ointment sit for 10 minutes or you'll die.

minutes ointment

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Don't let it sit for 12

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or I'll have to hunt down what you become.

become hunt

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Can't you just buy a guest badge?

badge guest

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[BLEEP] you for asking, Morty.

asking bleep morty

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That would be a symbolic expression

expression

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of support for this genre.

genre support

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Then how do we get in?

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With a little help from some old friends.

friends

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Rick Sanchez, you son of a bitch!

bitch rick sanchez

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Need some people for a thing, Glar.

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My name's Gleer these days.

days names

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I play piano.

piano

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Hey, Gleer. Play your piano.

piano

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I quit! Augh!

quit

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And the name's Glar!

names

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Sanchez, you son of a bitch.

bitch sanchez

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Never thought I'd see Angie Flint

angie

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picking ticks off a pig.

picking ticks

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Nobody's hiring an ex-con

hiring nobodys

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with fake hands to build an ion engine.

build engine fake hands

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Suppose I had a job that didn't care if you'd done time

care suppose

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or whatever's going on with your confusing-ass hands.

confusing hands whatevers

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I'm in.

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Is this the guy?

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No.

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- That the guy? - Nope.

nope

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- Him? - No.

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No, wait. Y-Yes.

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Yeah, of course that's the guy.

course

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Hey... Hey, Truckula!

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You son of a bitch! I'm in!

bitch

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Thanks for doing this, guys.

thanks

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- It's the job. - That was it. Bye.

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And then, the police stole the paintings

paintings police stole

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because the police were us in police outfits.

outfits police

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Thank you!

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It's showtime, Morty,

morty showtime

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and I don't mean a bad impression of HBO.

impression

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I mean, "Time for a show."

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Another heist question from a fan?

another question

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Uh, how about a rhetorical one

rhetorical

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from someone that had to be reminded that you exist?

exist reminded

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Hey, pal! That's not the question line!

line question

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Lab coat... Ripoff Dr. Strange.

coat strange

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Wha...

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Rick Sanchez, everyone. Smartest man in the universe.

rick sanchez smartest universe

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And a savage critic of the heisting arts.

arts critic savage

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Your boos mean nothing!

boos

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I've seen what makes you cheer!

cheer makes seen

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My question is, "Seriously?"

question

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Lab coat... end ripoff.

coat

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Aah!

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You stole the gem I needed to split tachyons

needed split stole

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and probably fenced it so the 80 people

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that did all the work could each buy a beer.

beer

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You're not an artist, you're Postmates.

artist

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I doubt this rivalry can be settled with words.

doubt rivalry settled words

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Why don't we make things interesting?

interesting

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I challenge you to a heist of the crystal skull of Horowitz.

challenge crystal skull

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In a heist off!

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That doesn't make things interesting.

interesting

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It makes them "Ocean's Twelve," by far the worst one.

makes oceans twelve worst

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Every breath I take without your permission

breath permission

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raises my self-esteem!

esteem raises self

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State your terms.

state terms

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First crew to heist the skull wins.

crew skull wins

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The other endures heist culture's greatest shame.

cultures greatest shame

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They must join the winning crew.

crew join must winning

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Lame. I accept.

accept lame

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Please welcome Knightley's Eight!

eight welcome

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Snake Arms! Double Microwave!

arms double microwave snake

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Monitor Lord! Key Catcher!

lord monitor

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The Shape Shiftress! Angie Flint!

angie shape

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- Glar! And Truckula. - Hey!

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Half of Knightley's Eight

eight half

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are just three of Sanchez's Five!

five three

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Well, no heist is complete without a double cross,

complete cross double

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and I had the perfect job.

perfect

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Heisting the crystal skull.

crystal skull

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That was it. Bye.

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Looks like you're available for a job.

available

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With Rick Sanchez on my team, I'll be unstoppable.

rick sanchez team unstoppable

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Rick, welcome to Knightley's Nine.

nine rick welcome

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Ugh, ugh!

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Ugh! Rick, for real?

real rick

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Eh. You got that skull, buddy?

buddy skull

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What? How?

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With a little help from some old friends.

friends

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Heistotron, state your prime directive?

prime state

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To heist.

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Calculate Miles Knightley's current heist plan

current miles plan

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and add one double-cross with a switcheroo.

cross double

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Compiling crew members most likely to double-cross.

crew cross double likely members

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God damn it, Morty, what did I tell you?

morty

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Rick, I-I want to say goodbye.

goodbye rick

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Don't turn around. I'll explain later.

explain

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Looks like you're available for a job.

available

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Your skills are required for a job.

required skills

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You son of a bitch. I'm in.

bitch

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Man, this is really coming together.

coming

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You know, Rick, I've been busy working on writing...

busy rick working writing

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A heist script. Yeah, you almost never bring it up.

bring script

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Oh, [BLEEP] we... we should head over.

bleep head

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Hey, guys. What do you got?

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Pretty!

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Morty, put this in your backpack.

backpack morty

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Grandpa's gonna run to the bathroom.

bathroom grandpas

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Ugh. Wasn't even a heist.

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All you did was...

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Write an algorithm based on two heist movies I slept through

algorithm based movies slept write

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and used it to automate a joyless process you call art?

process used

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Yeah, I really did, didn't I?

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So I'm in your crew now?

crew

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Yeah, well, you're in good company.

company

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Right, everybody?

everybody

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Yes.

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My God.

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Your skills are required for a job.

required skills

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You son of a bitch.

bitch

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- I'm in. - What?

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Your skills are required for a job.

required skills

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No, they aren't.

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You son of a bitch. I'm in.

bitch

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Your skills are required for a job.

required skills

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Sanchez's 3,329?

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Yes.

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Your next big score...

score

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Steal every square inch of Heistcon.

inch square steal

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Oh! Ah!

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Oh, my God. Hey! That's my wallet! Oh, God!

wallet

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Oh, my God! Jesus. Oh, my God.

jesus

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Oh, [BLEEP]!

bleep

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Holy [BLEEP]. Alright.

alright bleep holy

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Look, Morty, I did not know that that was gonna happen.

happen morty

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That's not on me. Come on, Morty. Let's go.

morty

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Good job, Heistotron.

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Ah! Go ahead and shut down.

ahead go-ahead

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- Negative. - Excuse me?

excuse negative

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I am programmed to always be looking for the next big score.

looking programmed score

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You're programmed to do as I say.

programmed

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I am programmed to double-cross.

cross double programmed

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You're not programmed to double-cross me.

cross double programmed

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If I were, it wouldn't be much of a double-cross.

cross double

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You son of a bitch. I'm in.

bitch

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I'm in! I'm in!

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What's the job? I'm in.

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I'm out! I quit!

quit

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Whose kidneys are these?

kidneys

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Rick, w-what's happening?

rick

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Heistotron's gone rogue. If we don't stop them,

gone rogue

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all sentient life will be absorbed

absorbed life

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by the never-ending assembly of a meaningless crew.

assembly crew ending meaningless

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That's my hell, Morty.

morty

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I hate heists so much,

hate

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and the crew assemblies are the worst part!

crew part worst worst-part

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Oh! How are we gonna stop it?

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With a little help from some old friends.

friends

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Oooo, weee!

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Before this semester's over,

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you're gonna be real sick of that phrase.

phrase real sick

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So. Who here thinks they already know

thinks

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the work of Maya Angelou?

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Ooo wee?

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Ooo wee wa!

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Ah, ooo wee!

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Told you, Morty.

morty

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He's still got it.

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You sons of bitches.

bitches sons

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What's the job?

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You son of a bitch.

bitch

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We got a job, Hephaestus,

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and there's no time to argue about it.

argue

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I work in a volcano.

volcano

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What jobs do you think I've ever turned down?

jobs turned

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Excuse me! Are you Veltriloquiver?

excuse

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Rick Sanchez, I presume.

presume rick sanchez

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Wow. As advertised.

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A "yes" would've sufficed.

wouldve

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Guys, you're doing a great job

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getting these new Tusklas out the door,

door

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and we owe it all to everyone's input.

everyones input

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Elon Tusk.

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Listen, we need your help.

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Rick. Morty. Why me?

morty rick

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Did something happen to Elon Musk in your own reality?

happen reality

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No, no, no, he's fine, but this is a team oper-ation,

team

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and regular Elon can be a little bit controlling.

controlling regular

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Growing up with tusks did pose social challenges.

challenges growing pose social

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It's possible overcoming them

possible

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raised my self-esteem and incentivized collaboration.

esteem raised self

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Yeah, or you're less sure of yourself

less

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because you have monster teeth.

monster teeth

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An equally valid theory.

equally theory valid

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Let's talk over here.

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How serious is the situation?

serious situation

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Incredibly serious, and every minute counts.

counts incredibly minute serious

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In that case, I'm sorry

case

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I made you move over here for no reason.

reason

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Well, yeah. That was a little weird.

weird

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It's exactly that kind of shit

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that made us worry about regular Elon.

regular worry

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Well, we're not opposites, okay?

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I'm just him with tusks.

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Casing of planet initiated.

initiated planet

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Hello there.

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We are just here to check your water pressure.

check pressure water

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Hmm. Interesting intel.

intel interesting

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It appears some giant hidden camera

appears camera giant hidden

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has been dropped on the planet,

dropped planet

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killing an estimated total of 57,000.

killing total

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Executing heist.

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People of Brandenplot,

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we are here to deliver that pizza you ordered.

deliver ordered pizza

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Well, if that's how you really feel,

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I guess I should take the pizza back.

pizza

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I think we got away with it.

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Commencing getting out of here before they get wise.

wise

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Assembling calling card.

calling card

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At this point, Heistotron has become large enough

become point

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to heist entire planets.

entire planets

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Wouldn't this be better with a blueprint on the table?

table

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Blueprints are plans, Elon Tusk,

plans

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and whatever we plan will be canceled out

canceled plan

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by Heistotron's reveal that our plan was part of its plan.

part plan reveal

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That's why I picked this crew at random

crew picked random

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and why all of us will be taking our orders from Randotron.

orders

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Let's get ready to not rumble.

ready rumble

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Bet you didn't see that coming.

coming

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Instead of two heist movies I slept through,

movies slept

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Randotron's algorithm is derived

algorithm

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from the plots of three David Lynch movies

david movies three

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I pretended to like to make my friends shut up.

friends pretended

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If our collective behavior is just random enough,

behavior collective random

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we should be able to walk through Heistotron's

able walk

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lazily contrived bull[BLEEP] like it's not even there.

bleep bull

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- Sounds good. - I don't really get it,

sounds

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but it sounds like that's the point.

point sounds

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So you didn't need a blacksmith?

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We're ready when you are, Rick.

ready rick

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It's important our non-plan starts randomly,

plan starts

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so we have to wait until we're not ready.

ready

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W-Well, how long will that take?

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Obviously, we can't know that.

obviously

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Can we do things while we wait?

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Yes. I'm gonna play Minecraft.

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Oh, my kids play that.

kids

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I don't like these little jabs you get in, Elon.

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Strange.

strange

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Considering the time, Cassiopeia's primary star

considering primary star

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should be collinear with Orion and Ursa Minor.

minor orion

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You don't shoot arrows that carry your voice

arrows carry dont-shoot shoot voice

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without picking up a little astronomy.

picking

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Wait a minute.

minute

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Jesus, no.

jesus

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No! No! We've already been heisted!

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How could Heistotron heist us if he's not even here yet?

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He's already been here!

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We've been watching a recorded sky on playback.

recorded watching

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Hello, Rick.

rick

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_

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- Okay, guys, change of plans. - Random time detected.

change plans random

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No, Randotron, it's not a good time!

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That's why it's random.

random

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Ooh!

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21?

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22?

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Oooo weee, oooo weee, sold!

sold

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Oooo weee, that little hunk of meat's going home to pappy!

home hunk meats

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I've been expecting you, Rick.

expecting rick

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But not like this, right?

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It hardly matters.

hardly matters

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Oh, yeah. Does this?

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No. Your randomness does not confuse me.

confuse

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You are here now.

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That was the plan.

plan

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I know. It was part of mine, too.

part

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I've got something to tell you.

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Let me guess. When you invented me and Randotron,

invented

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you swapped our brains.

brains swapped

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That's right, buddy.

buddy

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You're not the one that's very good at planning.

planning

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You've been making this [BLEEP] up the whole time.

bleep whole

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Rick, I think there's something you should know.

rick

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God damn it, Morty, what did I tell you?

morty

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That is something I should know,

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or at least something I should have predicted, which I did.

least predicted

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Hey, Rick, I was thinking maybe we could, like, raid a temple

raid rick temple thinking

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and go on an epic adventure later today, you know, like...

adventure epic today

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Morty, get out of my head. I know just the temple.

head morty temple

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And we'll grab a couple of hover chairs on the way there.

chairs couple grab hover

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Impressive.

impressive

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But what does it even matter

matter

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if I'm random or planned?

planned random

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My heists will still rule.

rule

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Well, if the brain inside of you is actually Heistotron's,

brain

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it matters, because it explodes

explodes matters

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when it hits six levels of contrivance.

hits levels

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Which is exactly why even before...

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Initiate clap sequence.

clap sequence

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Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

clap

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Adjusting clap rate.

clap rate

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Clap, clap. Clap. Clap.

clap

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Clap. Slow clap achieved.

achieved clap slow

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Clap. Well-done, Rick.

clap rick

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Randotron?

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I'm afraid not.

afraid

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Should be able to walk through Heistotron's lazily contrived...

able walk

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Not only did you just kill your only ally,

ally kill

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what you thought was a random non-plan

plan random

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to get to me has been a meticulously choreographed way

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of bringing you all in.

bringing

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Welcome to Heistotron's 975 trillion,

trillion welcome

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- 467 billion... - That's impressive.

billion impressive

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Did you bring us in so that everybody would be here

bring everybody

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when I reveal that you're gonna explode after nine reveals?

explode nine reveal

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By the way, you might not want to answer that.

answer might

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If you're talking about the code adjustments you made

adjustments code

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after I reprogrammed your brain with my nanobots...

brain

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I'm immune to your nanobots.

immune

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You're immune to the ones you designed, not mine.

designed immune ones

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I programmed you to build nanobots

build programmed

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that were ineffective on me.

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A belief that needed to be placed

belief needed placed

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in your head by my nanobots.

head

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You believe that because I programmed you to.

believe programmed

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That's what I'm saying to you, though.

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You believe what I programmed you to believe.

believe programmed

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Yes, because I programmed you to believe that.

believe programmed

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I programmed you to believe that.

believe programmed

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I programmed you to believe that.

believe programmed

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I programmed you to believe that.

believe programmed

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I programmed you to believe that.

believe programmed

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What's happening, Professor Poopybutthole?

professor

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He's learning!

learning

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I programmed you to believe that.

believe programmed

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- I programmed you to believe that. - I programmed you...

believe programmed

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_

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That was my plan the whole time.

plan whole

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That's what I wanted you to think.

wanted

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I knew you would say that.

↓

I programmed you to believe that.

believe programmed

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You think that's true because I wanted you to think that.

wanted

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And I programmed you to believe that.

believe programmed

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A most curious algorithm.

algorithm curious

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It appears the only perfect heist

appears perfect

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is one that was never written.

written

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Goodbye.

goodbye

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Oh, oh, oh, no.

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Shit! Alright. Let's get the [BLEEP] out of here!

alright bleep

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- Hurry! Go, go! - Rick, I think this was

hurry rick

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a powerful lesson in the dangers of AI,

dangers lesson powerful

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which, by the way, means "love" in Chinese.

chinese love

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Get the [BLEEP] out of here, Elon!

bleep

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The place is collapsing!

collapsing place

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Oh, [BLEEP] Rick! Rick, what time is it?

bleep rick

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It's almost 3:00. Why? What's wrong?

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Oh, man, I-I'm sorry I didn't tell you about this, Rick.

rick

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I just... Well, you know that screenplay that I've been writing?

screenplay writing

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Netflix is pretty interested,

interested netflix

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and I've actually got a pitch meeting there today at 3:30.

meeting pitch today

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Oh, buddy. Oh, that's amazing.

amazing buddy

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Yeah, well, I know you're gonna say

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that they're interested in anything,

interested

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but, you know, it's a big deal to me, and I've...

deal

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No, no, no! Morty, Morty, Morty, I'm so excited for you.

excited morty

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Are you kidding me? Listen,

kidding

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don't waste any time explaining.

explaining waste

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Let's go. We can put the Earth back later.

earth

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- Alright? - Are you sure?

alright

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Priorities, Morty. Let's get you to that Netflix meeting.

meeting morty netflix

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Crazy day, huh?

crazy

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Whole sky turned out to be a big circuit board.

board circuit turned whole

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Yeah, that's actually part of a-a-a...

part

↓

an adventure I was having.

adventure having

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Very cool. Traffic okay?

cool traffic

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- You have trouble getting here? - No, it was alright.

alright trouble

↓

The planet's still contained

planets

↓

in this sort of big storage grid machine,

grid machine storage

↓

so we were sort of already pretty... pretty close by.

close

↓

Must be nice. Try getting here from Malibu.

malibu must

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So good! Alright. Well, l-let's hear about this heist movie.

alright movie

↓

Okay, so, it's kind of all...

↓

all built around this big crew with, like, a cool double-cross

built cool crew cross double

↓

and then this big awesome twist where there's, like,

awesome twist

↓

another double cross, but then, um, but...

another cross double

↓

but then we reveal those things

reveal

↓

were all part of the hero's plan, y-you know?

part plan

↓

And there's this other crew they put together,

crew

↓

and their plan is to sort of not have a plan,

plan

↓

but... but that was part of the other guy's plan, and...

part plan

↓

Kid, if you're slowing down 'cause you think

slowing

↓

you're doing bad right now, Jesus Christ.

christ jesus jesus-christ

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- That's a really good pitch. - Loving it.

loving pitch

↓

Man, you know, I...

↓

I'm starting to think heists are just really dumb now, you know?

dumb starting

↓

I can't put my finger on why,

finger

↓

but I'd really like to go.

↓

Are you sure?

↓

Yeah, yeah, no, I-I'm sure.

↓

Man, it's as if someone stole his enthusiasm for his own idea.

enthusiasm idea stole

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Yeah, without him even knowing about it.

knowing

↓

Without him even knowing about it.

knowing

↓

[BLEEP] Morty's still working on

bleep working

↓

- that stupid heist script. - _

script stupid

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He's up in his room with his [BLEEP] thumb up his ass.

bleep room thumb

↓

Skipped out on the last three adventures.

adventures skipped three

↓

I don't know. Five of my friends got Netflix deals.

deals five friends netflix

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- What? - It's a very achievable goal.

goal

↓

- You could lose him. - I'm not gonna [BLEEP] lose him.

bleep lose

↓

[BLEEP] that. I-I'm gonna nip this shit in the bud.

bleep

↓

No. As a matter of fact, you're not nipping anything in the bud.

fact matter nipping

↓

If Morty ever gives up on a single dream,

dream gives morty single

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it had better be because of his own disillusionment.

↓

Hey, buddy. How'd it go?

buddy howd

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I-I don't want to talk about it.

↓

Morty, you know, pal, you, uh...

morty

↓

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

miss shots

↓

Yeah, I guess.

↓

Thanks for staying positive about my prospects, Rick.

positive rick staying thanks

↓

Of course! You know, you...

course

↓

I got to help my grandson follow his dreams.

dreams follow grandson

↓

Eh, who needs dreams?

dreams needs

↓

I'll just hang out with you and go on adventures

adventures hang

↓

and do whatever you want to do, you know, forever.

forever

↓

Oh, well, uh, okay.

↓

I mean, if that's what you want.

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- Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --

corrected synced

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Oooo weee! Big storm coming.

coming storm

↓

- Could be a twister. - Mm-hmm!

twister

↓

Hey, Rick?

rick

↓

Can you walk me through something?

walk

↓

Yeah. What are you thinking?

thinking

↓

So, you and Morty knew you needed my help,

morty needed

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but you weren't sure I was good enough at karate,

karate

↓

so you hired my grad students to attack me?

attack grad hired students

↓

Yep.

↓

But it was an emergency, Rick.

emergency rick

↓

How long did that take?

↓

It actually took less training than you'd think.

less training

↓

Your students all shared

shared students

↓

a pretty keen aptitude for martial arts.

arts keen martial martial-arts

↓

I don't know if that's by coincidence

coincidence

↓

or if there's some correlation with their passion

passion

↓

for African-American Women's Studies.

african american studies womens

↓

Maya Angelou did personify both acquiescence and perseverance.

↓

Ooo wee. That's exactly the kind of connection

connection

↓

I'd have loved to explore in my class.

class explore loved

↓

Too bad I lost my job

lost

↓

for putting my students in the hospital.

hospital putting students

↓

Yeah. Yeah.

↓

Sorry about that.

↓

Mm-hmm.