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Rick and Morty

Season 4, Episode 2 — The Old Man and the Seat

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: The Old Man and the Seat

Air date: November 17, 2019

Director: Jacob Hair

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

We all have one thing in common, broh. I don't know, broh. Watch this one.

Source: TMDB

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We're out of syrup.

syrup

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Huh. You know what?

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Maybe I'll use my intern.

intern

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Glootie? - Good?

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- Thanks, Glootie. - Anything else?

thanks

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Do you want to develop an app?

develop

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- No thanks, Glootie. - Hey, what's up, Glootie?

thanks

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Hi, Morty. Do you want to develop an app?

develop morty

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- No thanks. - Rick, why does it say,

rick thanks

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"Do not develop my app," on your intern's forehead?

develop forehead interns

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Why, you want to develop one?

develop

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Ah, I'm glad you asked that, Jerry.

asked glad jerry

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It's so you don't develop his app.

develop

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Glootie, go make some photocopies of something. Cool.

cool

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Well, if anyone wants to develop an app with me, I'm down.

develop wants

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He seems to really want to develop an app.

develop seems

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He really does, sweetie, but nobody's gonna do that.

nobodys sweetie

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

excuse

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I've got a quick solo adventure to go on,

adventure quick solo

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and this one will not be directed by Ron Howard. He's gonna go poop.

directed howard poop

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When Grandpa Rick pats his belly like that

belly grandpa pats rick

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and leaves without Morty, it means he's going to go poop.

leaves morty poop

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He's a shy pooper. He has a secret pooping place.

place pooper pooping secret

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Rick: Man, you, Summer.

rick summer

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Beth: Honey, why can't you get this excited about your SATs?

beth excited honey

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Well, I'm man enough to simply say, "I'm going to poop,"

poop simply

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and I'd be honored to have Ron Howard involved.

honored howard involved

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Good job, hon. Way to go, Dad. We're rooting for ya.

rooting

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He's really putting you to work, huh?

putting

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Did you want to develop an app?

develop

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- I'll pass, Glootie. - Hmm, your loss.

loss pass

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Oh, yeah? Why's that?

whys

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Eh, it's an app you'd want to develop.

develop

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- Can I ask what it is? - Of course you can.

course

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That's always the first step in app development.

development step

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Ah.

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50/50! Final offer!

final offer

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Reverse digestion extrapolation.

reverse

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Time to meet your maker.

maker meet

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What are you guys doing?

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Did you develop an app?

develop

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Rule number one in app development, son...

development number rule rule-number

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never follow the rules.

follow rules

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Except when the rule is tattooed on an alien's forehead, Dad.

aliens except forehead rule tattooed

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Why do you think Rick would have that rule?

rick rule

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'Cause he's a disrupt-o-phobe.

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No, Dad, no.

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To keep something horrible from happening,

horrible

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something he's too lazy to explain.

explain lazy

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Guys, we're getting our first users.

users

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Whoa, this new app just matched me

whoa

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with a guy that is su my ty.

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Super my type. Learn to abbre.

learn super type

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Hey!

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Your su ty works at Jersey Mike's

jersey mikes works

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and sees 25 Phish shows a year.

sees shows

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- That is so Danny. - Summer!

danny summer

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- Danny? - Summer Smith?

danny smith summer

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Danny Publits from Lovefinderrz with two "R's" and a "Z"?

danny

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I ran all the way here while staring at your profile.

profile staring

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I tripped on a fire hydrant and fell down,

fell fire hydrant tripped

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so I'm covered in gravel that stuck to my sweat.

covered stuck sweat

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And even after a shower,

shower

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I'll still be into a jam band for old junkies,

band

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but I think this world cares too much about bands

bands cares world

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and too little about love.

love

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And I think I love you. - Me, too.

love

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Hi, I'm my underaged daughter's mother.

daughters mother

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Nice to... whoa!

whoa

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Come on. Just met.

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Uh, this isn't working.

working

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Wait. What are you...

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Never mind.

mind

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I quit, I'm gay, and I love Xander.

love quit xander

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Stupid phones are destroying us.

destroying phones stupid

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Hey, sweetie.

sweetie

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Honey, our daughter ran off with a Frisbee golfer

daughter frisbee golfer honey

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because of some app with a really dumb,

dumb

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really forgettable name.

name

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Like a really dumb, uncreative, super sweaty name.

dumb name super sweaty

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Anyway, I'll be late. I love you.

late love

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Got it. I love you, too.

love

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Okay, Glootie, take the app down.

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Can't take it down. I'm just an intern.

intern

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Uh, that's not how apps work.

apps

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Then make it how it works.

works

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This isn't how making things work works.

works

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Get... get it off the server.

server

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Y-You think we're stupid, but we're not.

stupid

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We know apps have something to do with servers.

apps servers

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The server's on the mother ship.

mother mother-ship servers ship

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Where's the mother ship?

mother mother-ship ship

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- It's coming. - Take us to it.

coming

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- No. - Yes.

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Shake him more, Morty. That was working.

morty shake working

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Take us to the mother ship.

mother mother-ship ship

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Okay, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me.

hurt

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Jerry: An ominous beeping app.

beeping jerry ominous

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You can't stay made at a guy with this kind of talent.

talent

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Dad, you can, and you have to.

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- Ribbit, ribbit. - Ribbit, ribbit.

ribbit

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- Hey, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit! - Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit!

ribbit

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Look at this guy. He wants to eat me so bad.

wants

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You want to eat me, don't you?

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- Ribbit. - Just kidding. Have some drugs.

drugs kidding ribbit

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- Are you Vermigurber? - What does this guy want?

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Who is this monkey? - I'm here about a sandwich.

monkey sandwich

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Oh, well you came to the right place...

place

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'Cause you're about to get a bullet sandwich

bullet sandwich

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on two slices of whole... gun.

slices whole

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You might want to get that.

might

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Hello?

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Voice: Dad, give the human whatever he wants.

human voice wants

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He knows where I live. He's crazy!

crazy knows live

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You idiot.

idiot

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I have 800,000 kids.

kids

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Don't forget your voicemail.

forget voicemail

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Automated male voice: You have 470,000 messages.

automated male messages voice

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Oh, ah, that's half of them.

half

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Okay, w-w-what do you want? What do you want?

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Wait, this is seriously about sandwiches?

sandwiches

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I thought this was about drugs or guns

drugs guns

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or the fact that I'm a fly that runs a frog restaurant.

fact frog restaurant runs

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There's a million things that are interesting about me,

interesting million

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and none of them are sandwiches.

sandwiches

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- Who ordered it? - Talk to our delivery drone.

delivery ordered

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He... he run off to fight in the robot wars.

fight robot wars

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Hey, ape man, I hope this was worth

hope worth

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making a whole swarm of enemies.

enemies swarm whole

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It will be when I find whoever shit in my toilet.

toilet

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Is that code for something? Someone look that up.

code

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If that's drug slang, I need to know it.

drug

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Ah!

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- Mom, you can't stop true love. - Oh, yes, I can.

love

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- You're assaulting me! - Keep your voice down.

voice

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I'm being assaulted!

assaulted

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Oh, yeah? Okay.

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Statutory rape! - Whoa.

rape statutory whoa

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My daughter's about to be raped!

daughters raped

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No, I'm not! I'm being assaulted!

assaulted

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- Rape! - Assault!

assault rape

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- Rape! - Nobody cares. It's a motel.

cares motel nobody nobody-cares rape

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Nobody's here because their life's going so great

lifes nobodys

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they can afford to get mixed up in yours.

afford mixed

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Deal with this on your own.

deal

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You can't stop us from getting a motel room.

motel room

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Fine. I'll get one, too.

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I'm getting the one next door,

door

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and I'm putting a glass to the wall, and I'm listening.

glass listening putting wall

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- Fine. Enjoy. - I will.

enjoy

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- I'm Danny, by the way. - You had your chance, dick.

chance danny dick

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Take your app down.

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T-Take... take it down.

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- What? - I'm their hostage.

hostage

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- Do they have weapons? - Nope, but neither do I.

nope weapons

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Do... do you have a weapon?

weapon

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No.

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- Take the app down. - Take the app down.

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I can't. I'm an intern.

intern

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Okay, well who tells interns what to do?

interns tells

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Not you, that's for sure.

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Take us to whoever does, or w-w-we'll... we'll punch you.

punch

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Okay.

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Not bad, Morty.

morty

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Yeah, I don't know when the other shoe's gonna drop,

drop shoes

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but this is working pretty good so far.

working

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Greetings. We are the Monogatrons.

greetings

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While your species was still toying with fire,

fire species

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ours mastered the science of functioning,

mastered science

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committed relationships.

committed relationships

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As the latest planet to develop our app,

develop latest planet

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you will now witness the true power of superior intimacy.

intimacy power superior witness

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Take the app down.

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Take it down, or... we'll... we'll... we'll punch you.

punch

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Is there someone with a gun or...

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It's on its way.

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The app remains up.

remains

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So what's the evil plan?

evil plan

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Does there have to be an evil plan?

evil plan

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- Oh, uh, uh... - Uh, someone wanted a gun?

wanted

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I'll take it. Thanks.

thanks

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Here's the evil plan.

evil plan

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Goddamn it.

goddamn goddamn-it

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As a preapp civilization,

civilization

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your love's value is defined by scarcity.

loves value

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You are highly trained to seek it,

highly seek trained

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and you have no idea how to maintain it.

idea maintain

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Had you bothered to master love,

bothered love master

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you would've learned by now, it is as abundant as water.

learned water wouldve

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You know what isn't? Water.

water

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That runs out.

runs

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So we'll be taking yours.

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While your planet continues to dick around with a, uh...

continues dick planet

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what is their version of it called?

called version

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Lovefinderrz, with two "R's" and a "Z."

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- Oof. - Yeah, not my idea.

idea

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- Goddamn. - Am I interrupting?

goddamn interrupting

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- Impossible. Here she is. - Mwah.

impossible mwah

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Your prisoners are getting away.

prisoners

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Prisoners are just things.

prisoners

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Connect with me. Tell me about your day.

connect

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I had an incredible meeting.

incredible meeting

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Did you know humans are 80% water?

humans water

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And I found a new podcast we can listen to tonight.

found podcast tonight

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Love it.

love

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Okay, back to work.

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Find and kill those earthlings.

kill

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We're outnumbered. There's no hope.

hope

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Then we go out in glory.

glory

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Flesh intruder, prepare to die.

flesh prepare

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Oh, hold on.

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My apologies, Lieutenant Commander.

apologies commander lieutenant

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No problem. At ease, Soldier.

ease problem soldier

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Initiate Employee Evaluation Mode.

employee evaluation mode

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- Accessing delivery archive. - Okay, listen.

delivery

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You delivered an avian protein club sandwich

club delivered protein sandwich

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with no lettu... Goddamn it.

goddamn goddamn-it

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Oy, scoping for this bit, then?

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Alright, a-a-alright. I know you want to have

alright

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the big guy/little guy fight, but...

fight

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Aw, are you kidding me?

kidding

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Alien newscaster: Here at the Midland Quasar, where, in a complete upset,

alien complete newscaster upset

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the Robolution has overturned the lizards.

lizards

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It's totally unexpected.

unexpected

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Uh, I understand, Mr. Phillips.

phillips

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Yes.

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I believe this is yours.

believe

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You, uh... you dropped that.

dropped

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I'll have to call you back.

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Where do you want to die?

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Susan, is conference room three available?

available conference conference-room room susan three

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Can I look at a photo of my wife while you kill me?

kill photo wife

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Sure, but I'm doing her a favor.

favor

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She either has terrible taste,

taste

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or she's trapped in a marriage to a toilet thief.

marriage thief toilet trapped

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She's dead.

dead

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And I don't mind joining her.

joining mind

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Life has been hollow since I lost her.

hollow life lost

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Using your toilet was nice, though.

toilet using

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I'm a bit of a shy pooper.

pooper

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I'm ready when you are.

ready

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Stay there.

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Tell him what you told me.

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What is this? What's happening?

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Tell him what you told me.

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My wife's still alive.

alive wifes

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Sh... sh... she went into remission 10 years ago.

years

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And what did you do today?

today

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Oh, I, uh, pooped

pooped

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on a really awesome toilet I found...

awesome found toilet

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oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, oh!

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Don't use your dead wife as an excuse.

dead excuse wife

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You on my toilet because you don't know your place,

place toilet

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and your place is nothing.

place

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So next time you stumble onto a toilet

stumble toilet

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that feels too good for your ass, trust me, it is.

feels trust

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You're not gonna kill me?

kill

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Don't tell me what to do!

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Say, "This is my shit my shit" ♪od beeps ]

beeps

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♪ See the flick of my wrist, of my wrist ♪

flick wrist

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♪ And I know she know what's up ♪

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♪ Baby, this is my shit my shit ♪

baby

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♪ See the flick of my wrist, my wrist ♪

flick wrist

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Are you kidding me?

kidding

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♪ When you in my section, fill it up when my cup empty ♪

empty fill section

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♪ I can't with rats ♪

rats

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♪ That's a fact, that's a dub ♪

fact

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Oh, so you like being alive?

alive

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So why the are you back here?

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After you left, I thought about what you said

left

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and how much I needed to hear it,

needed

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but then I thought about why you were saying it,

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who you were really saying it to.

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You need the same thing I needed, Rick.

needed rick

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You need someone to give you, permission to live.

live permission

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What the...?

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I thought you were a shy pooper.

pooper

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You know what shy pooping is, Rick?

pooping rick

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It's a pointless bid for control.

control pointless

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You want to take the one part of life

life part

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that you truly think is yours, and you want to protect it

protect truly

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from a universe that takes whatever it wants.

takes universe wants

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It took my wife.

wife

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It clearly took something from you.

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We can spend our lives fighting that,

fighting lives spend

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or we can choose to be free.

choose free

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You're right, Tony. I'm done fighting.

fighting tony

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Time to be free.

free

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Oh, wait, you're actually gonna...

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Oh, God! Oh, God!

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Where am I? - Hi, little mouse.

mouse

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Baby bee? I missed you so much.

baby missed

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I never really left you.

left

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Then you know that a few years ago

years

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I started getting into... - Strap-on porn?

porn started strap

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Yes. I thought it was hot.

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Now, come on. - Where are you going?

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- To poop. - Where?

poop

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Wherever you want, forever.

forever

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My God.

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You rang? I'm pooping, too.

pooping rang

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Come, Tony. Come on.

tony

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Come poop with me. Poop with me, Tony.

poop tony

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Poop with me.

poop

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What are you waiting for?

waiting

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Aren't you gonna join us, Tony?

join tony

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Aren't you gonna join us in the pooping?

join pooping

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Where are we? What is this?

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That's it. Get out.

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You can make a perfectly-realized,

perfectly realized

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toilet-filled simulation of heaven,

filled heaven simulation toilet

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but you can't share a toilet?

share toilet

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Don't insult my craft.

craft insult

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The chemical is Globaflyn.

chemical

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It connects the whatever-you-want section

section

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of your brain to the whatever-you-have section.

brain section

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If your heaven is toilets, that's on you.

heaven toilets

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All of these people...

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Are living their wildest, meaningless dreams

dreams living meaningless wildest

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and leaving me out of them.

leaving

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People you refuse to kill and refuse to let into your life.

kill life refuse

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An offer you rejected, so here's your last chance.

chance offer rejected

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Goodbye forever. If you touch my toilet again, you die.

forever goodbye toilet touch

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You need a friend.

friend

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I have a million cooler friends than you.

cooler friends million

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- I'll be seeing you. - You'll be dying.

dying seeing

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- We're gonna be friends. - You're gonna be dead.

dead friends

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Jerry: So, we fight our way to the gas line,

fight jerry line

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we cut it, and then we set a fire.

fire

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Okay. Alright.

alright

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Morty, "Adventures of Jerry and Morty," huh?

adventures jerry morty

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Put her there. - Dad, look, y-you know,

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w-we don't need to high-five.

five

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It's... it's kind of your fault

fault

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that we're in this situation at all.

situation

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I know, but, you know, come on.

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"Adventures of Jerry and Morty."

adventures jerry morty

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Okay.

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Mwah.

mwah

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Jeff, I can explain everything.

explain jeff

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You don't have to.

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Can you just marry us instead?

marry

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Jeff, don't do it!

jeff

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Richard.

richard

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Maggie.

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- Running Bird. - Let's get out of here.

bird running

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- Priest Witherspoon. - Josiah?

priest

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Let's get the out of here.

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Summer Smith, let's get the hell out of here.

smith summer

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You had me at my own name.

name

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Oh, yeah, no. Why would I...?

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Summer!

summer

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Thing.

↓

Come on. I can't steer this.

steer

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What in the hell are you doing?

↓

- Parenting. - That's not how I did it.

parenting

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Yeah, where's your daughter?

daughter

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Ah, you're right.

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She joined ISIS.

isis joined

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It's Glootie, and he's had a change of heart.

change heart

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And he's going to set us free.

free

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Actually, he's been blamed for bringing you aboard

aboard blamed bringing

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and assigned to execute you.

assigned execute

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.

whoa

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What would your girlfriend think of you murdering?

girlfriend murdering

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I happen to be between relationships right now.

happen relationships

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Really? I thought your species had perfected relationships.

relationships species

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Here. We're not allowed to use those apps.

allowed apps

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I wonder why.

wonder

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Yeah, that's what I thought, Glootie.

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Looks like you and I...

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Are all we've got.

↓

I'm not helping you any more than that,

helping

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but if you can find the hangar,

↓

grab a ship and get the hell out of here.

grab ship

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Where you going, Glootie?

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I've got a date with dumping a dating app.

date dating dumping

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Glootie-ootie-ooh!

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- Was that ever his thing? - No.

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- He never exited that way. - No, first time.

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Dad, I want to say something.

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I started today disgusted and embarrassed to be your son,

disgusted embarrassed started today

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and then later I thought we were gonna die

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because you're a loser.

loser

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- There's no more, is there? - Nope.

nope

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Now quit up, and let's go.

quit

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Is Tony here? I br... I brought him some, uh,

brought tony

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Vegan Fiber Chili, delicious family recipe,

chili delicious family fiber recipe vegan

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and a box of these, uh, chocolates, sugar free.

chocolates free sugar

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He can eat as many of these as he wants.

wants

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Anyways, uh, just wanted to drop these off,

anyways drop wanted

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and you tell him, uh, the toilet's all his.

toilets

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H-He... he'll know what I mean.

↓

Tony died.

died tony

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- Excuse me? - He quit his job,

excuse quit

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starting living life to the fullest.

life living starting

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He crashed into a tree

crashed tree

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space-skiing down Mount Space Everest.

mount skiing space

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There's a Mount Space Everest?

mount space

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Okay. Uh, Jesus.

jesus

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I-I got to process this.

process

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Oh, no, no. You... you don't want to eat that.

↓

Y-y-you'll... you'll... you'll become

become

↓

the opening of "The Beverly Hillbillies."

beverly opening

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You know what I'm saying? A little bubbling crude?

bubbling crude

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Texas tea? - I don't know these references.

references texas

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Yeah, but you have a Space Everest?

space

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Watch "Space Beverly Hillbillies"

beverly space watch

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so my jokes can land, you.

jokes land

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Now what?

↓

Happily ever after.

happily

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And after that?

↓

We'll find out together.

↓

Summer how many soul mates is that in the last week?

mates soul summer week

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Four. You can't stop me from loving who I love, Mom.

four love loving

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Oh, the I can't.

↓

I'm gonna mother you until your 18th birthday,

birthday mother

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even if I get thrown in prison for non-consensual mothering.

consensual prison thrown

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And even then, I will break out,

break

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come to your house, kick down your door,

door house kick

↓

and mother your face out of your stupid asshole.

asshole face mother stupid

↓

I'm gonna daughter your brains out, bitch.

bitch brains daughter

↓

Mother

mother

↓

That's my name. Don't wear it out.

name wear

↓

Gimme dat new soul mate.

mate soul soul-mate

↓

Ad wall?

wall

↓

This.

↓

Ad wall? What, they want us to pay for it now?

wall

↓

Man: Ugh, ad wall?

wall

↓

Come on, Mom. Let's go home.

home

↓

Great. We lost Earth.

earth lost

↓

We aren't defined by what we do, and we only need each other.

↓

Each other... and water.

water

↓

There's no water?

water

↓

Honey, the whole point of conquering Earth...

earth honey point whole whole-point

↓

I know the point of conquering Earth.

earth point

↓

Don't talk to me like... - Like I'm thirsty?

thirsty

↓

Like I'm your mother, you childish prick.

childish mother prick

↓

How much water are you sucking

sucking water

↓

through these stupid tubes on your back?

stupid tubes

↓

These tubes are cool, and I want a divorce.

cool divorce tubes

↓

You can have one for a glass of Goddamn water.

glass goddamn water

↓

Look, uh, on the off-chance that you used the app

chance used

↓

and there's someone out there waiting for you, I, uh...

waiting

↓

Jerry, I didn't use it. Did you?

jerry

↓

Me? No. God, of course not.

course

↓

Well, then, we're all good, dawg.

dawg

↓

Hey, uh... Hey, uh, Tony's dad,

↓

uh, th-this is, um, $8 billion in your local currency,

billion local

↓

and, uh, this is a kit you can use to clone a new son.

clone

↓

He... he won't have the same brain.

brain

↓

He'll kind of be an animal man, but you can teach him stuff.

animal stuff teach

↓

I-I-I also wanted to let you know

wanted

↓

I did explore infinite universes,

explore infinite

↓

and there is a version of Tony that was completely evil

completely evil tony version

↓

and ended up causing a lot of genocide

causing ended genocide

↓

because of how fulfilled he was.

↓

So, really, a lot of ways of looking at this

looking ways

↓

as not much of a loss.

loss

↓

I understand.

↓

It's, uh, hard losing a friend.

friend hard losing

↓

- You. - What?

↓

He's not my friend.

friend

↓

There he is. There's our guy.

↓

Congrats, Tony.

congrats tony

↓

Have fun with your stupid toilet

fun stupid toilet

↓

that you get to use all by yourself now.

↓

Enjoy using it all by yourself while you sit there

enjoy using

↓

and think about how nobody wants to be around you

nobody nobody-wants wants

↓

and how you ruined it for yourself

ruined

↓

because you're a huge piece of

huge piece

↓

Look at you sitting there,

sitting

↓

King Shit on his throne of loneliness.

king loneliness throne

↓

Enjoy this toilet with a thousand of me

enjoy thousand toilet

↓

screaming every time you take a

screaming

↓

All hail his majesty,

hail majesty

↓

the sa-a-ddest piece of garbage in the entire cosmos.

entire garbage piece

↓

Long live the big, bad, doo-doo daddy.

daddy live

↓

May his reign last 1,000 years.

reign years

↓

Rick, did you take the Tapatío?

rick

↓

Hmm, Globaflyn?

↓

Thanks. I could never lift it up. No problem.

lift problem thanks

↓

I'll be able to drink water for weeks because of you.

able drink water weeks

↓

It's just part of my job, ma'am.

maam part

↓

Breaker one nine, this is Jerry Smith.

breaker jerry nine smith

↓

Uh, just finished my first delivery of the day.

delivery finished

↓

900 more to go.