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Rick and Morty

Season 4, Episode 1 — Edge of Tomorty - Rick Die Rickpeat

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat

Air date: November 10, 2019

Director: Erica Hayes

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Morty goes nuts this time. Rick does stuff.

Source: TMDB

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Morty's on Jessica's Instagram again. Get out of here, jerk!

instagram jerk

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What's so embarrassing, Morty?

embarrassing morty

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Sharing it with your family might help.

family might sharing

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Summer, stop shaming your brother.

brother summer

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Morty, stop being a creepy, perverted cyberstalker.

creepy morty perverted

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I'm not cyberstalking!

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I-I-I just wanted to know where she got this necklace from.

necklace wanted

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And now I know.

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Her -- Her -- Her grandma left it to her.

grandma left

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You're quiet, Rick.

quiet rick

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Shouldn't you be revealing grandmas aren't real?

grandmas real revealing

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Hi. I've placed an auto-response chip in my brain

auto brain chip placed response

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so I can spend time with my family.

family spend

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But you are spending time with your family.

family spending

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Thank you for talking to Rick.

rick

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[ Beep ] [ Gasps ]

beep gasps

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Alright, I'm finished with my breakfast

alright breakfast finished

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and my Amazon wish list. Let's go, Morty.

amazon list morty wish

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I need death crystals from Forbodulon Prime.

death prime

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Uh...

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Dad? There's a way we do this now.

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Morty, would you please accompany me

morty

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to Forbodulon Prime for death crystals?

death prime

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Well, thank you for asking. Yes, I will do that.

asking

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It is a hot photo.

photo

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I think grief flushes your cheeks.

cheeks flushes grief

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Dad, you hardly put any syrup on.

hardly syrup

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Honey, stop raising your father's cholesterol

fathers honey raising

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so you can take a hot funeral selfie.

funeral selfie

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I never get to do anything.

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Uh, Rick, maybe if we go a little --

rick

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Faster? Good idea, Morty.

faster idea morty

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It'll get us through these asteroids sooner.

itll sooner

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[ Whooshing ]

whooshing

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[ Bottles clatter ]

bottles clatter

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Alright! Who's this grandson?

alright grandson

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I like his style.

style

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Morty, you know outer space is up, right? Yeah, yeah.

morty outer outer-space space

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I'm just, uh, following...my...instincts.

following instincts

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Will you just go up? Stop!

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You're gonna make me die wrong!

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Morty, do you have a death crystal in your pocket?

crystal death morty pocket

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No! Maybe! You little monster!

monster

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I thought you were masturbating!

masturbating

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And you took that in stride?!

stride

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You'd rather I address it?!

address

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Why would I be doing it?!

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Why would you steal a death crystal?!

crystal death steal

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I want to die old!

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Then stop driving!

driving

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No! You son of a bitch!

bitch

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Give me the wheel, Morty.

morty wheel

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Goddamn it.

goddamn goddamn-it

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[ Splat ]

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[ Electricity crackles ]

crackles electricity

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Ohhh, shit.

ohhh

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Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.

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- I love you, Morty. - [ Sighs ]

love morty sighs

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I will avenge my death.

death

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Holy shit! Just kidding.

holy kidding

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I'm a crisis detection and correction hologram

crisis

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generated by a chip that "real" Rick put in your spine.

chip real rick spine

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"Real" in quotes because calling density-privileged entities

calling real

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"real" is incredibly holo-phobic.

incredibly real

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Morty, do me a solid -- problematic wordplay aside --

aside morty solid

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grab the gun with the blue handle from the trunk

blue grab handle trunk

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and get a tissue sample from the corpse.

corpse sample tissue

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[ Device beeps ]

beeps device

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Alright, now take that to the trunk

alright trunk

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and insert it into the clone compiler.

clone insert

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I see you appear to be holding a death crystal

appear crystal death holding

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that's guiding your decisions more than I am.

decisions guiding

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That's your right.

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I just want to remind you that some people can't hold anything

remind

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and can never die, so that's a little offensive to --

offensive

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[ Engine starts ]

engine engine-starts starts

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Listen, I'm programmed for tolerance, Morty.

morty programmed tolerance

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So I'm willing to accept that you're doing this

accept willing

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if you're willing to accept that you need to stop.

accept willing

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[ Whirring ]

whirring

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Accepting. Rerouted.

accepting

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Backup. Data. Operation. Phoenix. Initiated.

backup data initiated operation

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[ Coughing ]

coughing

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What the hell? I axed this protocol.

protocol

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What are you doing with my clone?

clone

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It's okay. I'm you.

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I took my own clone vat offline a couple seasons ago,

clone couple seasons

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so I think my backup got rerouted to your universe.

backup universe

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I'm sorry. All good. Happy to help.

happy

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By the way, annoying that I even have to ask,

annoying

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but you are down with fascist dystopias, right?

fascist

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

dramatic dramatic-music music music-plays plays

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YYYYYes.

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That "yes" was pretty...

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...liberal with the letter "Y."

letter liberal

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Well, isn't this strange.

strange

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I trust, the kind of strange that makes Rick and Morty...

makes morty rick strange trust

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[ Gun cocks ]

cocks

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Morty, I caught this socialist in my bathrobe.

caught morty

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He wants to give all of our martinis

martinis wants

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to a family of immigrants.

family immigrants

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Obviously, the most likely imposter

likely obviously

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is the wet, naked clone.

clone naked

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But it won't be to the police.

police

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Ohh! 'Kay.

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He was an inferior Rick. He was too political.

political rick

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I want to have fun, classic Rick-and-Morty adventures

adventures classic fun morty rick

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like in the old days.

days

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Then we'll get along fine, Fascist Morty.

along fascist morty

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For starters, I just need to get to Forbodulon Prime --

prime starters

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You will go where I want you to go!!

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Fuck.

fuck

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[ School bell rings ]

bell bell-rings rings school school-bell school-bell-rings

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Hey, hey! Ho, ho!

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Not cloning your grandpa has got to go!

grandpa

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Hey, hey! Ho, ho!

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Not cloning your grandpa has got to go!

grandpa

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You don't get out of my face, I'm gonna flush Rick's DNA.

face flush

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Alright. Okay, regroup, everybody.

alright everybody regroup

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You, too, Berkeley!

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Snap out of it.

snap

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At least tell me what this death is

death least

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that you're so determined to...

determined

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Oh. Jessica.

jessica

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Morty, I love --

love morty

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What?! No, no! No, no, no!

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- [ Screaming ] - I love you.

love screaming

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Damn it!

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How am I gonna die with her if I can't even talk to her?

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Here's an idea, Morty. Throw that thing in the garbage,

garbage idea morty throw

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stop planning your own death, and talk to whoever you want.

death planning

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Now you just sound like Real Rick.

real rick sound

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You're better than that language, Morty.

language morty

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I ain't better than shit, Jack.

aint jack

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So, uh, w-what are we doing?

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Stop asking questions. Stop doing meta-commentary.

asking asking-questions questions

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Just have fun.

fun

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We're going on a simple, fun, classic adventure.

adventure classic fun simple

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Okay, you know what? It would really help

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if you could just say anything other than what you don't want.

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I like Mr. Meeseeks.

meeseeks

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Okay, now we're talking. You know what?

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I usually keep a Meeseeks box in my glove compartment,

compartment glove meeseeks usually

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so maybe Fascist Rick does, too.

fascist rick

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Ah! Well, look at that.

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Now we're doing something we've done before.

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I'm Mr. Meeseeks!

meeseeks

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Kill this Nazi prick!

kill nazi prick

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Can do!

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- Come here, you son of a bitch! - No! Stop!

bitch

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[ Shouting ]

shouting

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[ Whirring ]

whirring

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Accepting. Rerouted.

accepting

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Backup. Data. Operation. Phoenix. Initiated.

backup data initiated operation

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[ Coughing ]

coughing

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Aw, come on, man.

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Whoa, are you okay?

whoa

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Yeah, sorry. [ Burps ]

burps

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I'm a Rick from another reality.

another reality rick

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I-I got uploaded to your clone vat.

clone

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Hey, don't worry about it, man. I have a dozen.

dozen worry

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W-W-What the heck, Rick?

heck rick

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Are you making clones down here?

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Get outta here, Morty!

morty outta

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Stop asking stupid questions, Morty!

asking morty questions stupid

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You sound like a piece of shit.

piece sound

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Aw, geez.

geez

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So, tell the truth, man. No shame.

shame truth

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You're looking at your shrimp body like "What?!"

body looking shrimp

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Ah, is it that obvious? I'm sorry.

obvious

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Yeah, my original body is more bipedal -- uh, ape-descended.

body original

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Really! Weird.

weird

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Does your house look like a tree, or...

house tree

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No, it looks like this.

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It's, like, identical to this, actually.

identical

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That is such a mind-fuck.

fuck mind

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It's all good, man. I'm fine with it.

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Honestly, you're doing me a huge favor

favor huge

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by being shrimp instead of fascists.

shrimp

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What?

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[ Siren wails ]

siren siren-wails wails

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When did this shit become the default?!

become

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[ Dogs barking ]

barking dogs

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Who wants to come up to the board

board wants

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and show me some basic-ass integers?

basic

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- I love you, Morty. - Aah!

love morty

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[ Gasps ]

gasps

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Morty? Yeah, right.

morty

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[ Chalk scraping ]

chalk scraping

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That's not an integer!

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Apparently, it doesn't matter.

apparently matter

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Damn, Morty, you're bad at math,

math morty

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but I'm giving you an A-plus in confidence.

confidence giving plus

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Just doin' what I gotta do.

doin

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Extra credit!

credit extra extra-credit

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I love you, Morty. I love you, Morty.

love morty

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What's with the strut?

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- You think you own this school? - Nope!

nope school

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What if I killed you? Would you be strutting then?

killed

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Only if the events of the Pixar movie "Coco" are to be believed,

believed coco events movie

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which I doubt.

doubt

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I have it on good authority

authority

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that you're probably not gonna kill me.

kill

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So why don't you do what I do

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and just go with the flow, nice and Zen, baby.

baby flow

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Aah! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

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Ugh! Impotence!

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Aah! Impotent rage!

rage

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Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

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You die tomorrow, no matter what.

matter tomorrow

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It's what bullies call a "fait accompli."

bullies

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Oh, man! Oh, shit!

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Looks like you got yourself in a lick of trouble, huh, Morty?

lick morty trouble

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Okay, okay, look, if you help me not die,

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I'll bring Rick back to life.

bring life rick

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Why are you pretending to eat chicken?

chicken pretending

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Excuse me?

excuse

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This chicken is quite real to me.

chicken real

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Yeah, okay, but it doesn't have --

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Nutrients? Yeah.

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What's the last thing you ate?

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Baloney and an orange.

baloney orange

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So, no holographic foods?

foods

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So, to me, you never ate?

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Or we could try respecting each other.

respecting

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Will you just show me how to stay alive?

alive

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Hologram Rick: Alright, Morty, a deal's a deal.

alright deal deals morty rick

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Once we bring your Rick back to life,

bring life rick

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then I'll help you with the bully.

bully

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Go ahead and open the hatch to the subterranean lab.

ahead go-ahead hatch open

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That's where all the cloning equipment is.

equipment

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[ Wailing ]

wailing

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Please tell me you're not hitting that crystal again.

crystal hitting

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Look, Rick might be the epitome of bloated flesh privilege,

flesh might privilege rick

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but he's right about one thing.

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You're gonna be a lot happier if you focus on the moment,

focus happier moment

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rather than on how you're gonna die.

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I mean, w-who's worried about that, huh?

worried

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Sorry, Hologram Rick.

rick

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I'm going with the crystal on this one.

crystal

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- [ Wailing ] - Morty.

morty wailing

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Oh, alright, okay.

alright

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Just because I can't interact with solid matter

matter solid

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means you can just walk all over me?

walk

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Dear God.

dear

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[ Whirring ]

whirring

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[ Coughing ]

coughing

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Bist du faschistisch?

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Nope.

nope

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[ Glass shatters ]

glass glass-shatters shatters

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Finally.

finally

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I thought maybe you were pussying out.

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Hyah!

hyah

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What the fuck?

fuck

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Oh, the air's getting thin!

airs thin

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Well, well, well, looks like there's a new bully in town!

bully town

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Lucky for us, he just made bully-bullying the new bullying!

bully bullying lucky

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Bully him!

bully

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[ Splat ] Aah!

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[ Siren wails ]

siren siren-wails wails

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behind the mall. Over.

behind mall

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Dying with Jessica...

dying jessica

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Hey!

↓

What the hell?

↓

Aah! Aah!

↓

[ Tires screech ]

screech tires tires-screech

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I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!

meeseeks

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Shield me from the law!

shield

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- Yes, sir! Can do! - Stand down!

stand

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- Look at me! - [ Screaming ]

screaming

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

dramatic dramatic-music music music-plays plays

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[ Indistinct shouting ]

indistinct indistinct-shouting shouting

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I...will...die...old!

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Up next, an unstoppable science-fiction boy

fiction science unstoppable

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is attacking our nation's final line of defense.

attacking defense final line nations

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Will we all fall to his deadly touch?

deadly fall touch

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But first, something silly?

silly

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What do you mean, "but first"?

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I already said "up next." You always do this.

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I don't always do shit. Don't gaslight me.

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Gaslighting doesn't exist.

exist

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You made it up 'cause you're fucking crazy.

crazy fucking fucking-crazy

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

dramatic dramatic-music music music-plays plays

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Why are you letting me do this?

letting

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[ Robotically ] I do as the crystal guides.

crystal

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[ Gavel bangs ]

bangs gavel

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Your Honor, my client was acting in self-defense.

acting client defense honor self

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He turned 13 men into piles of ash.

piles turned

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Sit down! Before I sentence you,

sentence

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is there anything you have to say for yourself?

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I...w-w-will a-al-sways --

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always r-r-remember o-our --

remember

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our -- our...v-v-t-time -- time...

↓

i-in...f-g-g-g-P-P-Peru.

↓

I will always remember our time in Peru, Your Honor.

honor remember

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[ Gasps ]

gasps

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as you can see, my client is speaking nonsense.

client nonsense speaking

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Stop.

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Those were my husband's last words.

husbands words

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He says that he...l-loves you...

loves

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ttt-llll-lit-lit-little -- little

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ff-gg-sp-spa-ffggarrow --

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sparrow!

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He loves you, little sparrow.

loves

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[ Sobs ]

sobs

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He's innocent. Case dismissed.

case dismissed innocent

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I'm coming for you, Condor!

coming

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And this little monster may think he's gotten away,

gotten monster

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Morty! That was a fast trial.

fast morty trial

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Jess-i-ca?

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A bunch of us girls were gonna go skinny-dipping later,

bunch dipping girls skinny

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if you wanted to join.

join wanted

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Actually, now, really. We're gonna do it right now.

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This is the last conversation I'm having about it

conversation having

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fully clothed. [ Chuckles ]

chuckles fully

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No, thanks.

thanks

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I'm...assuming... we...maybe...

assuming

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get together... in our 40s?

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Uh, cool.

cool

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Sounds...hot. [ Chuckles ]

chuckles sounds

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Bye.

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Must...continue... moving...

continue moving must

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in ways...that lead... to dying...with you.

dying lead ways

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Whoa! Way to use up a clone!

clone whoa

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What the fuck, man?

fuck

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What's the matter with you? Y-Y-You don't talk?

matter

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Tarantula got your tongue?

tarantula tongue

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Uh... Heil, Wasp Hitler?

heil hitler wasp

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What? What the fuck?

fuck

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Where's that shit coming from?

coming

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Look, I'm a primate. I-I'm having a hard time.

hard having

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I'll think or say whatever gets me home.

home

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Well, here's how it works with wasps.

works

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We eat our prey alive, and when we don't,

alive prey

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we lay our eggs in their eyeballs

eggs eyeballs

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so that our young can feast on their brains

brains feast young

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when they hatch.

hatch

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When you're born that big an asshole,

asshole born

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the least you can do is have a little empathy.

empathy least

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Now, come have dinner with my beautiful family.

dinner family

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And drop the Hitler stuff.

drop hitler stuff

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Wasp Morty's been on some crazy message boards.

boards crazy message wasp

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Aah! Aah!

↓

Oh! Aah! Ow!

↓

Me and my friends want to fly around

friends

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and look for something to sting tonight.

sting tonight

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You be careful not to waste all your venom.

careful waste

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I'm not a bee, Dad.

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Oh, God! Kill me! Please kill me!

kill

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Uh, Beth, uh, after dinner, could I maybe borrow Morty

beth borrow dinner morty

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to help the lost Rick get back to his primate-based reality?

based lost reality rick

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Morty, are you done with your homework?

homework morty

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Not all of it. Sorry, Dad.

↓

Oh, don't be sorry, sweetie. We're all in this together.

sweetie

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We're wasps, not monsters.

monsters

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[ Splat ] Aah!

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Huh, guess I don't have it as bad as I thought.

↓

Can you pass the acid?

acid pass

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Aah! No! Run! Run, my babies!

babies

↓

Bonus!

bonus

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[ Wailing ]

wailing

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Morty? Morty?

morty

↓

Where is that little shit? Morty!

morty

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Whoa, garage foul.

foul garage whoa

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Who said you could go through my stuff?

stuff

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W-Where's my Boglin?

↓

There you are. Don't worry, Pop-pop's back.

pops worry

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I'll keep you safe. What the --

safe

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He took my Meeseeks boxes! All that's left are these

boxes left meeseeks

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shitty Kirkland brand Meeseeks boxes.

boxes brand meeseeks shitty

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[ Poof ]

poof

↓

What do you want?

↓

Damn, your Morty sucks.

morty sucks

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Aah, wasps!

↓

Why the hell didn't you show Morty

morty

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how to bring my body back to life?

body bring life

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Don't tell me you gained sentience

gained

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and tried to take over. What?

tried

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That is some A.I., racist, accusatory,

racist

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Isaac Asimov bullshit right there.

bullshit isaac

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Then what happened? Where's my body?

body happened

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Oh, you're gonna love this.

love

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[ Beep ]

beep

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[ Creaking ]

creaking

↓

[ Munching ]

↓

- I love you, Morty. - This is my life.

life love morty

↓

This is good.

↓

[ Crash ]

crash

↓

[ Roaring ]

roaring

↓

What do ya know?

↓

Our little Morty knows how to scream.

knows morty scream

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Oh, you're fucked now! I told you!

fucked

↓

Get him, Rick!

rick

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[ Growling ]

growling

↓

Aaaah!

aaaah

↓

Aah! I-I can't see my own death.

death

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H-How am I gonna die?!

↓

Shh, quiet, idiot. Quiet.

idiot quiet

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It's gonna be alright.

alright

↓

You don't get to know how you're gonna die.

↓

It's over. Oh, hey.

↓

This fucking ferrofluid's wrapping around my legs.

fucking legs wrapping

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Fuck! I can feel! I have mass!

fuck mass

↓

I'm a fucking god now! You're fucked!

fucked fucking

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What the fuck?

fuck

↓

I-I thought you were proud to be a hologram!

proud

↓

That's 'cause I had to fucking be one!

fucking

↓

[ Dramatic music plays ]

dramatic dramatic-music music music-plays plays

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Shit! Aaah!

aaah

↓

Ugh! Aaah!

aaah

↓

[ Splat ]

↓

[ Wasps buzzing ]

buzzing

↓

There's a lesson here,

lesson

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and I'm not the one that's gonna figure it out.

figure

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Hey, uh, sorry I didn't listen to you

↓

and tried to kill the whole world and stuff.

kill stuff tried whole whole-world world

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I guess I got to learn

learn

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how to live in the moment a little more.

live moment

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Oh, boy, so, you actually learned something today?

learned today

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What is this, "Full House"?

full full-house house

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I was living in the moment all day,

living moment

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and it kept getting me killed by Nazis.

killed nazis

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I think you have to think ahead and live in the moment.

ahead live moment

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Morty, we saw you on the news. Are you okay?

morty news

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Oh, real nice, Rick. Turning our son into an Akira?

real rick turning

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- Real nice. - Eat my ass, Jerry.

jerry real

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He turned himself into Akira.

turned

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Oh, I'll eat it, because this is my house, Rick.

house rick

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- I'll eat any ass I want. - Gross.

gross

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You said the crystals wouldn't hurt anyone, Dad.

hurt

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This family has a clean start.

clean family start

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I don't know if adventures fit into my son's life.

adventures life sons

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I'm fine. Get off Rick's back.

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Rick wasn't even here when I was doing all that stuff.

rick stuff

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That was all on me.

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Well, alright, Morty.

alright morty

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I guess, as long as you're okay, that's all we care about.

care

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I don't want to see any more anime stuff

stuff

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happening to my son, buster.

buster

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That finger has AIDs now. Not my fault.

aids fault finger

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[ Gasps ] You skipped HIV?

gasps skipped

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- He's messing with you, sweetie. - But it's tingling!

messing sweetie tingling

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So, I guess what we learned is to split the diff.

learned split

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From now on, Rick and Morty doing a little of this and a little of that.

morty rick

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Yeah, sometimes we'll do classic stuff.

classic sometimes stuff

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You know, other times, we'll do whatever!

times

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Sometimes we won't even do anything!

sometimes

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Rick and Morty do -- not doing anything!

morty rick

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A hundred years!

hundred years

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Rick and Morty, not sticking to one path.

morty path rick sticking

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Trying different things,

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Making sure to keep out of a rut.

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Doing stuff. Sometimes not doing stuff.

sometimes stuff

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Not even pushing a little bit towards the limit.

limit pushing

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Doing it alone or together. Making sure to keep our eyes

alone eyes

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on the prize. Sometimes just relaxing.

prize relaxing sometimes

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Or not. And you can do whatever the fuck you want, Morty.

fuck morty

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- That's the end. - Wait, wait, what the fuck?

fuck

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H-Hold on. What the fuck did you just say?

fuck

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Nothing. I didn't say anything.

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I was just playing along with you guys.

along playing

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You know I record everything, right?

record

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Garage, isolate Summer's voice and play back.

garage summers voice

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Oh, and then you guys can get married,

married

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and, like, suck each other off

suck

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in a testosterone-addled

testosterone

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fucking third-grade-boy cumfest.

fucking grade third

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What, the hell, Summer?! That's disgusting.

disgusting summer

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Fucking gross, Summer! Jesus Christ!

christ fucking gross jesus jesus-christ summer

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I was just joking around, you --

joking

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just seeing if you guys pay any attention to me.

attention seeing

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Just want to be a part of the fun.

fun part

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Get the fuck out of here!

fuck

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Get out of here, Summer!

summer

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- Fucking disgusting! - Get out of here!

disgusting fucking

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You ruined the Season 4 premiere!

premiere ruined season

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The Season 4 premiere, you ruined it!

premiere ruined season

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God, tomorrow's career day.

career tomorrows

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I don't want to think about what I do when I get out of school.

school

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I know exactly what I want to do.

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I want to work in hospice.

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I want to comfort the people who are dying,

comfort dying

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who have no one else in their lives --

lives

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the real lonely people.

lonely real

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I'm gonna look at their name tags, and I'm gonna say,

name name-tags tags

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"I love you,"

love

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followed by whatever it says on their name tag,

followed name

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over and over.

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What the fuck?

fuck

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[ Locker slams ]

locker slams

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Hey, Morty, quick favor.

favor morty quick

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What, cover me in gasoline and spiders?

cover gasoline spiders

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Fine, yeah, I'm in.

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Wasn't my first pitch,

pitch

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but, hey, not gonna waste this opportunity.

opportunity waste

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Did you get any of that?