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Rick and Morty

Season 4, Episode 4 — Claw and Hoarder - Special Ricktim's Morty

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty

Air date: December 08, 2019

Directors: Anthony Chun, Wes Archer

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Morty gets a dragon in this one, broh. It's a wild ride, broh.

Source: TMDB

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Rick, we did it! We... We got it!

rick

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Hurry up, Morty. Get in!

hurry morty

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- Chachi! - Fuck Chachi, Morty.

fuck morty

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- Did you get it? - He helped me escape prison.

escape helped prison

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Did you get the Ultimate Cube?

cube ultimate

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Oh, it's purple.

purple

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Y-You said it was purple.

purple

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I said mine was.

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I didn't know they all were.

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And now we do, thanks to Chichi.

thanks

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Chasm.

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So, uh, w-w-when do I get it?

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Get what, a hug?

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Let's find a planet with a garden hose first.

garden hose planet

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- A dragon. - A dragon.

dragon

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You asked me to cut class and fight robots with you.

asked class fight robots

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I said, "No."

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You said, "Millions of lives depend on it."

depend lives millions

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I said, "I'll do it for a dragon."

dragon

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You said, "Whatever."

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I want my dragon.

dragon

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You know who's into dragons, Morty?

dragons morty

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Nerds that refuse to admit they're Christian.

admit christian nerds refuse

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- I want my dragon. - Let me give you rocket shoes.

dragon rocket shoes

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Let me give you Wolverine claws.

claws

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Let me give you a fucking rocket hat.

fucking rocket

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Just be sure to use it with the rocket shoes,

rocket shoes

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or it'll rip your head off.

head itll

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I want my dragon! I want my dragon!

dragon

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I want my dragon!

dragon

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Oh.

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Oh, crap.

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Crap.

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Dad, are you okay?

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Your ship crashed in Malta.

crashed ship

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I'm okay.

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Oh, thank God.

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Dad, did you promise Morty a dragon?

dragon morty promise

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Fuuuuuuu...

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Ugh!

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Bleed here and here.

bleed

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I'm not co-bleeding.

bleeding

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Under authority of our treaty

authority treaty

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'twixt the realms of dragon and man...

dragon

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Oh, my God, it's my first gay wedding.

wedding

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Summer!

summer

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I hereby bind this noble serpent and rider

hereby noble

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at the soul.

soul

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Here's your tome of dragon spells and lore.

dragon

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That'll have everything you need.

thatll

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Enjoy your dragon.

dragon enjoy

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Okay, dragon, here's the house rules.

dragon house house-rules rules

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My name is Balthromaw,

name

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breaker of sky, slayer of mountain.

breaker mountain

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Rule one... You are now scooper of your own poops,

poops rule

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or I will take you down like the black-light poster you are.

black light poster

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I don't got any more rules. That's it.

rules

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I'm guessing you'd rather not be tagged in this.

guessing tagged

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Okay, I'll bite.

bite

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What's with the talking cat?

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It's a dragon, dip knob.

dragon knob

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I know that's a dragon.

dragon

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I'm talking about the talking cat in my bedroom.

bedroom

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Jerry, why would I give Morty a talking dragon

dragon jerry morty

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and you a talking cat at the same time?

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Those concepts bump.

bump

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If you're talking to a cat, it's an abnormal event

event

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unrelated to me like when you went to Pluto

unrelated

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or fucked my daughter.

daughter fucked

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Okay, there's really no need to get savage.

savage

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So?

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Eh, he says he has nothing to do with your talking.

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- Told you. - So then why are you talking?

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- Why should that matter? - Why should it not matter?

matter

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How do I know I'm not hallucinating?

hallucinating

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Rick said this is an abnormal event.

event rick

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Do you always need Rick to tell you what's going on'?

rick

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Maybe it's time you stopped asking questions

asking asking-questions questions stopped

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and started having fun.

fun having started

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Oh.

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Wow, okay.

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So, what do you want?

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I want you to take us to the airport

airport

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and get us two first-class tickets to Florida.

class florida tickets

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Why, I... I can do that.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

whoa

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Oh, this is so cool!

cool

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I await your next command.

await command

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody is commanding anybody.

anybody nobody whoa

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I love soaring through the sky with you as equals.

equals love soaring

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W-What do you want to do?

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I want to enter my lair and sleep upon my hoard

enter lair sleep

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until the Age of Man expires.

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9K8'!-

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Split the diff?

split

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20-minute nap and soar through the sky?

minute soar

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Ugh.

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As you command.

command

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Okay, see you soon.

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T-This is fun.

fun

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BALTHROMAWI Yeah, right.

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What's this show called, "Ass"?

called

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Yeah, it's like "Bones," but they solve ass crimes.

bones crimes solve

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This ass is a clue.

clue

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Are these two gonna hook up?

hook

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No, and only the lame fans want that.

fans lame

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Don't tell me how to enjoy things.

enjoy

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- Go to her ass. - That's Brenner.

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Go to Brenner Ass.

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Honeymoon over already?

honeymoon

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What's that supposed to mean?

supposed

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Admit it, Morty. Dragons suck.

admit dragons morty suck

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Why don't you admit you don't anyone else to be happy

admit happy

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because you're a sad old fart?

fart

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How do you saddle a fart?

fart saddle

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Holy shit. Look!

holy

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I love you, Ass.

love

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I love you, Brenner.

love

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- No. - Shh.

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- Ah! - Oh!

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And that's the end of the "Morty Gets a Dragon" episode.

dragon episode morty

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Are you gonna slay it?

slay

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First off, I always slay it, queen.

queen slay

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- Secondly, yes. - Should I pause "Ass"?

pause secondly

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Nah, it's kind of boring now that they're together.

boring

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Hey, fuckface.

fuckface

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Will you shut the fuck up or at least roll over?

fuck least roll

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Oh, no, it burns.

burns

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Oh, my God. Oh, the fire of... of it all.

fire

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Ah, if only I had prepared better

prepared

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for this terrifying battle by remembering

battle remembering terrifying

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the only thing dragons are known for.

dragons known

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II.

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Careful you don't get heartburn.

careful heartburn

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I made that android with a lot of C4.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I imbued it with

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a remote-controlled explode-y potion.

controlled explode potion remote

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You have bested me.

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I am at your service.

service

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Good to be on the same parchment.

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Now, I'm gonna tell my grandson you ran off

grandson

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with a low-flying 747 while you pack up your...

flying pack

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Wait, is this... Why do you have an original.

original

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Ecto Cooler juice box from 1989?

cooler juice

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I hoard that which your kind covets.

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- Give you 20 bucks for it. - Nice try.

bucks

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What the hell else are you hoarding down here?

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Cha-ching. "Small Soldiers" Spin Pops?

ching pops soldiers spin

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- Don't open that. - I'm not an idiot.

idiot open

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Hey, why do you have Future's self-titled album on vinyl?

album futures self

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Look closer.

closer

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Oh, shit. He signed it.

signed

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Closer.

closer

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He signed it in molly and Percocet?

molly signed

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I could spend all night down here.

night spend

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Do you indulge in volcanic fumes?

fumes indulge

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Is it gonna fuck up my brain?

brain fuck

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- No. - I'll do it anyway.

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Hoo, those were not cheap tickets,

cheap tickets

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but, um, I'm down to clown.

clown

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Uh, w-w-w-why can you talk again, uh?

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It's not important, Jerry.

jerry

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Okay, but why Florida?

florida

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Because they don't ask questions.

questions

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They play volleyball, they party, and they have fun.

fun party volleyball

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Right, right.

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You can do this, Jerry.

jerry

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I can do this. I can do this.

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Ugh!

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Oh, yeah.

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Hey, Jerry, after this game,

game jerry

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come to my yacht and bring your cat.

bring yacht

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You got it, Jipe.

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I got to admit, you were right.

admit

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I've got to tell you something, Jerry.

jerry

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This is the happiest I've ever been in my entire life.

entire entire-life happiest life

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Oh, gross! Who shit in the sand?

gross sand

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Someone took a small shit in the sand

sand

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and buried it with, like, two little kicks

buried kicks

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and just left it here like a land mine.

land left

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Why and who?

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It was him.

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Help!

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I'm being summoned by Morty.

morty

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Yeah. He's, uh, texting me.

texting

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Hmm. How are you responding?

responding

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Ugh, I tend not to,

tend

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or maybe I'll send, like, a popular animated GIF

animated popular send

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that could be interpreted in almost any way.

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Brilliant.

brilliant

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I summon thee.

summon thee

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I summon thee, Balthromaw.

summon thee

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What the hell?

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Taylor Swift pumping her hands in the air?

hands pumping swift taylor

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- What does it mean when... - It means you're lame.

lame

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What's the saying?

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"Orcs work to live. Dwarves live to work."

live

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So dumb.

dumb

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If there's ever a saying about me,

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I'll fly into the fucking Sun.

fucking

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Oh, you're small for a dragon, Rick.

dragon rick

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Well, I sleep on an extra big pile of awesome shit.

awesome extra pile sleep

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Then there will be sayings about you.

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Your lessers will hunt you down,

hunt

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and you will be owned or slain.

owned

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That's why they call it a dying breed, brother.

breed brother dying

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U9h! Ugh!

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Oh, God, ugh.

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- My soul. - Oh!

soul

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Oh, yeah. I'm...

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I'm... I'm a dragon.

dragon

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Oh! Ugh, I'm bonding.

bonding

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I'm bonding too.

bonding

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- Oh! - Yeah.

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What the fuck?

fuck

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Morty, I can explain.

explain morty

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Stop!

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Why are you still doing it?

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Why does it feel better now?

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I hope it's not because you're watching but don't go anywhere.

hope watching

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How did you find us?

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We followed the smell of sulfur and skankery.

followed smell

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- Oh! - Oh, yeah.

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- Oh, man, ugh. - Fuck this.

fuck

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You can take this stupid fake soul-bond contract,

bond contract fake soul stupid

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and you can... Mm! Ah!

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No refunds.

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Your dragon soul-bonded with my grandpa.

bonded dragon grandpa soul

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Oh, my! I am so sorry.

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That is a total violation.

total violation

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Yeah, no shit.

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I'll take care of this at once.

care

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You slut dragon!

dragon slut

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- What the fuck? - You slut.

fuck slut

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- Chill out, dude. - Slut!

chill slut

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- Okay, that's... - You slut!

slut

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- Y-You don't have to... - Slut!

slut

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Shame on you!

shame

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Shame, you slut! You slutty, slutty slut!

shame slut slutty

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Ow! Why the fuck does it feel like you're whipping me?

fuck

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Because your soul got tangled

soul tangled

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- in a dirty... - Ah!

dirty

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- Slutty... - Ow!

slutty

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- Slut soul! - Ow!

slut soul

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- Let's go! - Ow! Ow!

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Get to that portal, you slut.

portal slut

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Grandpa, do something, or I will tweet,

grandpa tweet

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and you will be canceled.

canceled

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Hey, Dandruff the Great, lighten up and give the kid his dragon.

dragon lighten

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By whose command?

command

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You have no magic.

magic

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Yeah, I know. I have actual power.

actual power

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Not here, you don't.

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True power looks like this...

power

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Stone monster.

monster stone

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- Stick that up your ass. - Oh, you're done?

stick

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I thought the rock monster was here to introduce a physicist.

introduce monster rock

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Spinal cord, uh, activate morphine.

activate cord morphine spinal spinal-cord

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Oh, I might be fucked.

fucked might

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Lightning bridge!

bridge lightning

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Okay, he's gone. Listen up.

gone

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There's probably animals in these hills.

animals hills

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If you spare me, I can make your crotch a salt lick.

crotch lick salt spare

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Agana aksaka sapooloo.

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Thank you, Morty.

morty

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Figures you'd be higher status in Lame World.

figures higher lame status world

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Get your shit together, Lair Wrecker.

lair

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We need to rescue Balthromaw.

rescue

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Morty, the moral of this story is bros before dragons.

bros dragons moral morty story

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You know what I'm talking about?

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Yeah, if he dies while you're soul bonded, you die too.

bonded dies soul

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Morty, the moral of this story is bros rescue dragons.

bros dragons moral morty rescue story

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Balthromaw, by soul bonding

bonding soul

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with multiple riders,

multiple riders

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you have violated the treaty between dragon and mankind.

dragon mankind treaty violated

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The Dragonarchy sentences you to hang by the neck until dead.

dead hang neck sentences

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On the count of three.

count three

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One Dragonarchy,

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two Dragonarchy,

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2 1/2... I just wanted to make sure...

wanted

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Three!

three

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Grandpa Rick, what's wrong?

grandpa rick

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Oh, God. The wizard must have hung Balthromaw!

hung must wizard

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Well, fuck it. Can we go back then?

fuck

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W-Well, no, no. It takes, like, 78 years

takes years

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to hang a dragon to death, so...

death dragon hang

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Aw, man. It's so annoying.

annoying

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You ever, like, try to swallow a really big vitamin

swallow vitamin

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with no water? Ugh!

water

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You know, like.

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Really, like, big one, you know,

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and it kind of gets, ugh, stuck in your throat?

stuck throat

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It's... It's annoying. All right.

annoying

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Morty, go ahead and activate this golem.

activate ahead go-ahead morty

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Agana aksaka sapooloo.

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Fucking dumb. All right.

dumb fucking

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Who wants to be infused with, like, uh, unreasonable power?

power unreasonable wants

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Oh, can I be, like, a sexy arrow-shooty lady?

arrow lady sexy

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Yeah, whatever. There's no rules. I don't care.

care rules

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Morty, you want superpowers?

morty superpowers

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No, thanks. I'm fine. I've got my book.

book thanks

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All right. Good luck with that.

luck

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Let's go.

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God, it's like...

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Have you ever had too much orange juice,

juice orange orange-juice

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or, like, you know how egg yolk

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kind of, like, gets in your throat?

throat

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Yeah, we get it.

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Come on and hurry.

hurry

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W-We got to free Balthromaw.

free

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- Upsulu... - I got this.

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Morty, how's that book working out for you,

book morty working

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you fucking d-d-dumb-ass?

dumb fucking

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Huh. You know what? You're right.

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I could get used to this magic stuff.

magic stuff used

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There's Balthromaw.

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Check this shit out. Watch this.

check watch

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't even look.

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Don't even bother looking.

bother looking

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Just fucking let magic guide your arrow.

arrow fucking guide magic

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Summer, what the hell are you doing?

summer

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- Take this seriously. - Shut the fuck up, Morty.

fuck morty

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Stop trying to pretend like magic involves skill or thought.

involves magic pretend skill

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Summer, make it look like it's coming out of your butthole.

butthole coming summer

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Yeah, yeah.

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Ah!

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Oh, fuck, my fucking eye, oh!

fuck fucking

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What in the Medieval equivalent of tarnation...

medieval

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Jesus Christ!

christ jesus jesus-christ

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Summer, you fucking idiot!

fucking fucking-idiot idiot summer

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Power of 12 feet.

feet power

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Uh, ow, fuck!

fuck

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I take it all back!

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I fucking hate magic!

fucking fucking-hate hate magic

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Ah!

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Slut thief!

slut thief

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You're a slut thief!

slut thief

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Pretty fun boat, fun people.

boat fun

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That's great, not being asked why I can talk.

asked

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I'm a talking cat, but "Who cares why?" is my point.

cares point

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Well, nice talking to you for no reason.

reason

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Jorge, that was a good one,

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but do you know what a peanut butter gargoyle is?

butter peanut peanut-butter

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Nah, what's that?

↓

Dude, it's when you take the chick,

chick

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- put her feet on a cathedral... - Sorry to interrupt, guys.

cathedral feet interrupt

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Just want to clarify, are these real sex positions?

clarify positions real

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Because if they are,

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how are they gratifying to the male at all?

male

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And if the goal is to make something up,

goal

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why not make up something... funnier?

funnier

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I'm asking too many questions, aren't I?

asking questions

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How ironic.

ironic

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Get out of Florida, you overthinking cat.

florida

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Why don't you go overthink shit up north in Georgia?

georgia north overthink

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Hate that cat.

hate

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You got any money for a cab'?

money

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Why ask questions?

questions

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Why not just have fun?

fun

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I deserve that.

deserve

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Attention, citizens of Draygon,

attention citizens

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a slut dragon has escaped.

dragon escaped slut

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Anyone caught harboring it is also a slut.

caught slut

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- That's how it goes. - Ow, my eye.

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It pains me that you can feel my pain.

pain pains

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Yeah, how about you suck your dick,

dick suck

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which is also somehow my dick?

dick

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Aw, why can't couples that start out cheating ever end up happy?

cheating couples happy start

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M-Maybe I can find that Wizard's portal spell

portal spell

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in here and g-get us home.

home

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How about finding the spell that unbinds me

finding spell

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from your fucking dragon?

dragon fucking

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No spells can do that.

↓

Only the wizard can unbind soul bonds.

bonds soul wizard

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Uh, who the fuck are you?

fuck

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Who are we? Who the fuck are you, bitch?

bitch fuck

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Debrah, stop. We are the slut dragons.

dragons slut

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We live in these slut caves where we fuck,

fuck live slut

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suck, and eat butt, and we kindly ask that you leave.

butt kindly suck

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If the wizard knows we are here, he will imprison us.

knows wizard

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Yeah! We like it down here

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'cause we can fuck woolly mammoths. Get out!

fuck

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Get the fuck out of here, Michael!

fuck michael

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Shut up, Michael!

michael

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You're the only one that fucks that thing.

fucks

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Get the fuck out of here.

fuck

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Well, at least I'm not into shit play.

least

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- Fuck you! - Hey, wait!

fuck

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Everybody stop, stop!

everybody

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Listen, this is all my fault.

fault

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I started all this when I tried to control Balthromaw,

control started tried

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and that was fucked up.

fucked

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Nobody should control anyone,

control nobody

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especially that guy up there.

especially

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And, um, you can eat butt if you want, I guess.

butt

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- I, uh... - I got this, Morty.

morty

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Okay, listen up, slut dragons!

dragons slut

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Wouldn't you rather be sluts up there,

sluts

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have a fuck world instead of a fuck cave?

cave fuck world

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What's wrong with you?

↓

This man with a ponytail makes a valid point.

makes point valid

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All dragons are sluts deep down, even the ones up above,

deep dragons ones sluts

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but we would have to kill the wizard to be free.

free kill wizard

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He is too powerful.

powerful

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There is a way to kill the wizard.

kill wizard

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Whoa. Who's this mysterious character?

character mysterious whoa

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Shadow Jacker, you haven't come out

shadow

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of your masturbation cave in eons.

cave masturbation

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It's high time I emerge from my cum cocoon.

cocoon

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I grow tired of eavesdropping and masturbating

grow masturbating tired

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to the sounds you all make.

sounds

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Jesus Christ. All right.

christ jesus jesus-christ

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C-Could use a little more mystery.

mystery

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Oh, oh, just now seeing the staff.

seeing staff

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We've never had enough sluts to defeat the wizard.

defeat sluts wizard

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Now, with the four fresh, wet sluts that

four fresh sluts

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just landed on our doorstep, we finally have a chance.

chance doorstep finally landed

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So killing the wizard will break my soul bond.

bond break killing soul wizard

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Yes, it solves all of our problems.

problems solves

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We must begin a 10-slut soul orgy...

begin must orgy slut soul

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Wait, wait, what?

↓

And become the all-slut slut phoenix dragon, Slut.

become dragon slut

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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on.

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There's got to be something else in here.

↓

There's got to be another way. Just give me a second.

another second

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Ihaven%read all this yet.

read

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Maybe don't tell your parents we did this?

parents

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Oh, oh, no. Oh... Wait, please, no!

↓

Ice spell! Ice spell!

spell

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Oh, God!

↓

That just made it last longer.

longer

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Ah, it burns longer!

burns longer

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Ah, I could have died fast!

died fast

↓

Thank you, strangers.

strangers

↓

Well, it's your world now. Have fun with empowerment.

fun world

↓

It seems to make everyone that gets it really happy.

happy seems

↓

All right, guys. I'll use this to open a portal.

open portal

↓

Uh, open a portal to Earth.

earth open portal

↓

Let's get the hell out of here fast.

fast

↓

God, look at this piece of shit.

piece

↓

Why is there writing on it? Who writes on a portal?

portal writes writing

↓

Should've taken me up on those Wolverine claws instead, Morty.

claws morty shouldve taken

↓

Wait, why did the dragon come?

dragon

↓

I was thinking we could hang out?

hang thinking

↓

Oh, yeah. Whoa, Jesus.

jesus whoa

↓

Your dad's been texting me this whole time?

dads texting whole

↓

Uh, he's at an airport with a cat.

airport

↓

Okay, that... That sounds... Wow.

sounds

↓

You know, I better check on him.

check

↓

Big season finale right there, you know?

finale season

↓

Better, uh... Better go right now.

↓

Also, I told you not to get a dragon, Morty.

dragon morty

↓

This is your fault. Fuck you, worst adventure ever.

adventure fault fuck worst

↓

Worst adventure ever.

adventure worst

↓

Yeah, uh, I guess you better be on your way too, Balthromaw.

↓

Well, I've been thinking.

thinking

↓

What you said back there in the cave really resonated with me.

cave

↓

Maybe we could try again?

↓

Look, to be honest, I'm kind of grossed out

grossed honest

↓

with the sexual nature of how everything unfolded.

nature sexual

↓

I didn't know how sexual dragons were.

dragons sexual

↓

I kind of just wanted to do some D&D stuff, you know?

stuff wanted

↓

And have a soul orgy with your sister and grandpa

grandpa orgy sister soul

↓

and every dragon we could find, yeah?

dragon

↓

No, look, can you please just go?

↓

I-I-I really want to shower.

shower

↓

Maybe a quick soul bone before I go.

bone quick soul

↓

I- - -I'm good.

↓

I think I just need to be alone

alone

↓

and sort of un... unpack all this.

unpack

↓

What about your grandpa?

grandpa

↓

Would he want to? I can wait.

↓

No, I think you better go.

↓

I-I'm gonna take that shower.

shower

↓

If it's just warm liquid you want trickled over your body,

body liquid warm

↓

- I could maybe... - No, no, look.

↓

I just want to be clean!

clean

↓

I-I-I feel dirty after everything that's happened.

dirty happened

↓

How about a quick hand bond?

bond hand quick

↓

- I like doing it. - You're embarrassing yourself.

embarrassing

↓

I- -I'm closing the door.

closing door

↓

Fucking soul teasers.

fucking soul

↓

This is a cool car. I like having fun.

cool fun having

↓

That's what I'm talking about. Keep it moving.

moving

↓

Don't ask why I can talk.

↓

- Mm, mm, mm. - Uh-huh.

↓

For sure. For sure.

↓

Where are we going?

↓

Quantum radiator might need some nanowater.

might quantum radiator

↓

We... We can stretch our legs.

legs stretch

↓

So, uh, why can you talk?

↓

What is this?

↓

I need you in one spot for a clean mind scan.

clean mind scan spot

↓

Mind scan? Look, you're overthinking it.

mind scan

↓

The point of a talking cat is to have fun.

fun point

↓

I find the insinuation that I can't ask questions

questions

↓

and have fun condescending.

condescending fun

↓

Y-You find it condescending, Jerry?

condescending jerry

↓

Yes.

↓

All right. I'm from outer space.

outer outer-space space

↓

- Happy? - No.

happy

↓

Exactly, because no answer would be satisfying.

answer satisfying

↓

Because it's a lie.

↓

Let's see the truth.

truth

↓

What in the...

↓

Oh, son of a bitch.

bitch

↓

- Jerry, don't. - I want to see.

jerry

↓

No, you do not.

↓

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

↓

At least now maybe...

least

↓

Get the hell out of here!

↓

But I've got nowhere to go.

↓

- Get out! - Get out!

↓

Get out!

↓

He was in my home where I keep photos of my parents.

home parents photos

↓

Jerry, I have a device.

device jerry

↓

I-It can make us forget.

forget

↓

No, I don't think we should forget,

forget

↓

not this.

↓

Someone has to remember.

remember

↓

Someone will.

↓

Did we crash?

crash

↓

Where's the cat?

↓

He, uh, ran away.

↓

- Did you scan his brain? - Yeah.

brain scan

↓

Did you find out why he can talk?

↓

He's from outer space.

outer outer-space space

↓

Outer space?

outer outer-space space

↓

That little...

↓

Of course, total mind fuck.

course fuck mind total

↓

Now, that's what I call draggin'.

↓

- What? - It's a joke.

joke

↓

You're a dragon draggin' your stuff.

dragon stuff

↓

I understand.

↓

So, how you doing?

↓

I grow weary of you humans.

grow humans weary

↓

How about 50 bucks? You weary of 50 bucks?

bucks weary

↓

I'm trying to cheat on my wife.

cheat wife

↓

I'm looking for a little magic, a little fantasy.

fantasy looking magic

↓

You could use some help. Let's help each other, huh?

↓

50 bucks.

bucks

↓

Slut!

slut

↓

Nice.

↓

Is there a reason you can speak?

reason speak

↓

Yeah, and I'm ashamed of it.

ashamed

↓

Then speak of it no more.

speak

↓

Do you wish to eat, maybe bond a little?

bond wish

↓

Yeah, I could bond.

bond

↓

How long does it take you to fly to Florida?

florida