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Rick and Morty

Season 3, Episode 7 — The Ricklantis Mixup

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: The Ricklantis Mixup

Air date: September 10, 2017

Director: Dominic Polcino

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Rick and Morty head to Atlantis. Meanwhile, the Citadel of Ricks undergoes major changes under new leadership.

Source: TMDB

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All right, Morty, you ready for our adventure

adventure morty ready

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to the Lost City of Atlantis?

city lost

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Ready as I'll ever be, Rick.

ready rick

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[ Portal opens ] Oh, for fucks sake.

fucks fucks-sake opens portal sake

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Hello, I'm Rick K-22. This is my Morty.

morty rick

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We're going from reality to reality

reality

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asking Ricks to contribute

asking contribute

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to the Citadel of Ricks Redevelopment Fund.

fund

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What are you, stupid?

stupid

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We're done with the Citadel of Ricks.

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I was [burps] never on board with it in the first place.

board burps place

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That's why I murdered everyone in charge

charge murdered

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and left it to rot.

left

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Oh, that was you.

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They tried to murder him first. Aw, geez.

geez murder tried

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Well, you'll be happy to know

happy

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that the council's gone now --

gone

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Yeah, he knows. He murdered them.

knows murdered

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You want to rein in your Morty? Every day.

morty

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The Citadel of Ricks Redevelopment Fund

fund

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donates -- Morty, he's not gonna [burps] donate.

burps donate morty

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You're pitching the Policeman's Ball

ball pitching

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to a black teenager here.

black teenager

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Let's go. You don't have to be a dick.

dick

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I think you know that's not true. Geez.

geez

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I didn't know there were still Ricks and Mortys

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living on the Citadel.

living

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I wonder what their day-to-day lives are like.

lives wonder

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Well, you can keep wondering that

wondering

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while we go on a fun, fresh,

fresh fun

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self-contained adventure to Atlantis.

adventure self

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Anyone continuing to explore the Citadel is either stupid

continuing explore stupid

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or one of the unfortunate millions

millions unfortunate

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held hostage by their terrible ideas.

held hostage ideas

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Man, I'm glad I'm not one of them!

glad

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♪ Out beyond the neon lights ♪

beyond lights neon

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♪ I know there must be somethin' better ♪

must somethin

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♪ But there's nowhere else in sight ♪

sight

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♪ It's survival in the city ♪

city survival

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♪ When you live from day to day ♪

live

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♪ City streets don't have much pity ♪

city pity streets

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♪ When you're down, that's where you'll stay ♪

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Announcer Rick: Citadel Morning News.

announcer morning news rick

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News about the Citadel in the morning,

morning news

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pretty self explanatory.

self

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And, is your uranium-powered cellular matrix

powered

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making you sick?

sick

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The answer may not surprise you.

answer surprise

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It's -- yes, it's uranium.

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Those stories and more, after this break.

break stories

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Sam Elliot: 60 iterations off the central finite curve,

central curve elliot

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there's a Rick that works more with wood

rick wood works

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than polarity plating.

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His name is Simple Rick but he's no dummy.

dummy name rick simple

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Sam Elliot: We captured that moment --

captured elliot moment

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We run it on a loop through Simple Rick's mind --

loop mind simple

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And the chemical it makes his brain secrete

brain chemical makes

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goes into every Simple Rick's "Simple Wafers" Wafer Cookie.

cookie simple wafer

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Just one day remains

remains

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before our newly democratic Citadel

democratic newly

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elects its first President,

president

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But a certain other candidate

candidate certain

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should be getting at least one vote

least vote

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for most adorable.

adorable

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That's right.

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The Morty party candidate's still in the race,

candidates morty party race

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and you just gotta love him for that.

love

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Here you see him in his little Morty suit waving --

morty suit waving

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Isn't that adorable? Little jackass.

adorable jackass

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Uh, yeah, I think we actually have

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the audio for his speech here --

audio speech

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[ As Morty, poorly ] Aw, geez. Aw, man.

geez morty poorly

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I'm gonna lose the election and stuff.

election lose stuff

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[ Both laugh ]

laugh

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We had a good run, sir,

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but I think it's time to pull out of the race.

pull race

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I feel pretty confident about tonight's debate.

confident debate tonights

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You shouldn't, sir. You should be terrified.

terrified

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Maybe you should find a little faith, young man.

faith young

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You don't pay me to have faith.

faith

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And we're the same age!

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[ All cheering ]

cheering

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- Aah! - Whoa!

whoa

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Oh. Sorry. I-I was expecting --

expecting

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A Rick partner?

partner rick

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Lesson one, rookie, expect the unexpected.

expect lesson rookie unexpected

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Now, get in.

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Mortys are human!

human

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Get the fuck off the car, you Rickless fucking animal!

animal fuck fucking

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Whoa! Morty Cop: The election's got these yellow shirts

morty shirts whoa yellow

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more riled up than a picture-day Jessica.

jessica picture riled

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That's pretty harsh, sir.

harsh

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So report me. Nobody gives a fuck.

fuck gives nobody nobody-gives report

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[ Alarm blaring ]

alarm alarm-blaring blaring

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Supervisor Rick: [ Whistles ]

rick supervisor whistles

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Listen up, fuck nuts.

fuck nuts

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I've been your supervisor for five years,

five five-years supervisor years

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but all shitty things must come to an end

must shitty

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and I have been promoted to regional manager.

manager promoted regional

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All: [ Blowing raspberries, mock cheering ]

blowing cheering mock

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Yeah, I feel the same way, may be never meet again.

meet

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Of course,

course

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that makes the position of supervisor available,

available makes position supervisor

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so, as of next week, the ass you'll be kissing

kissing week

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will be that of...

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K-83, affectionately known as Cool Rick.

cool known rick

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All: [ Grumbling ]

grumbling

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I know I'm new to the Citadel,

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and some of you might not think I put in my time,

might

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but what can I say?

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I'm Cool Rick!

cool rick

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Yo! Ha! Ha! Check me out!

check

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All right knuckle[burps]heads, any questions?

burps heads knuckle questions

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All right, then, back to work, you gold rickers.

gold

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No Ricks, no families,

families

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high off their asses, and running amuck.

asses running

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Mortys are raised to be sidekicks.

raised

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Without a side to kick, they just start kicking.

kick kicking side start

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They were -- they were about my height,

height

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around 14 years old...

years

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oh, their -- their shirts were yellow!

shirts yellow

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Yeah, make sure you get that down.

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Any mutations, augmentations?

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Uh-- Three eyes? A tail? Maybe a buzz cut?

buzz eyes tail three

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No. Just four normal Mortys.

four normal

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Normal? Put it in your blog.

normal

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Let me turn over a few rocks.

rocks

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Aw, geez. Hey, what's goin' on, fellas?

fellas geez goin

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Aw, geez, man. Nothing, man.

geez

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We're just hanging out and stuff.

hanging stuff

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I hear that. Aw, geez.

geez

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I guess I'm supposed to be figurin' out

supposed

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who robbed the store across the street.

robbed store street

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But, aw, geez, I don't know.

geez

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Aw, geez man, that sucks

geez sucks

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that your Rick's making you do that.

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He's not my Rick. He's my partner.

partner rick

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Aw, geez.

geez

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Well, maybe the uniform makes a big difference,

difference makes uniform

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who am I to say.

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To me, you just look like a sidekick.

sidekick

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Whoa! Call me a sidekick one more time!

sidekick whoa

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Call me a sidekick!

sidekick

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Hey, man! Come on! Aw, geez!

geez

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Wanna see how I paint a wall?!

paint wall

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It was the Morty Town Locos, man!

morty town

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The -- the Morty Town Locos! [ Groans ]

groans morty town

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Aah! Aah!

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Do you realize how many codes you just violated?

codes realize violated

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Aw, geez, Rick.

geez rick

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What do I know about knowin' stuff?

stuff

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Get in the fucking car.

fucking

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More lasers.

lasers

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You could take more time

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to answer the question if you like.

answer question

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Okay, Juggling Rick,

rick

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how would you solve the Citadel's financial crisis?

crisis financial solve

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First off, can I just say

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that I believe this Citadel is the greatest

believe greatest

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in the entire multi-verse.

entire multi verse

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Now, I believe the answer to your question

answer believe question

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has three parts.

parts three

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First, education spending must get much higher...

education higher must spending

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But it has to be balanced with defense...

defense

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Whoa! Whoa! Can we fact check this please?

check fact whoa

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Never mind. Who am I kidding.

kidding mind

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This race is over.

race

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[ Chainsaw whirring ]

whirring

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And that's how you run a Citadel!

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[ All Ricks cheering ]

cheering

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Candidate Morty,

candidate morty

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the number of displaced Mortys is soaring

number soaring

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while Rick satisfaction levels are plummeting,

levels rick satisfaction

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and the divide between the two groups

divide groups

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has never been wider.

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Solve that one real quick.

quick real real-quick solve

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[ Ricks cheering, chuckling ]

cheering chuckling

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I don't see a divide between Ricks and Mortys --

divide

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Oh, shocker.

shocker

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[ Farts ] [ Laughter ]

farts laughter

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I'd like to offer a re-buttal.

offer

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[ Farts ]

farts

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Gentlemen, gentlemen,

gentlemen

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I think we can all agree on one thing --

agree

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[ Farts twice ]

farts twice

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Well, it came out as two things

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but you get the idea.

idea

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[ Laughter ] You guys finished?

finished laughter

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[ Laughing stops ]

laughing stops

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The division I see

division

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is between the Ricks and Mortys

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that like the Citadel divided...

divided

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and the rest of us.

rest

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I see it everywhere I go.

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I see it in our schools

schools

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where they teach Mortys we're all the same,

teach

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because they're threatened by what makes us unique.

makes threatened unique

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I see it in our streets

streets

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where they give guns to Mortys,

guns

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so we're too busy fighting each other

busy fighting

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to fight real injustice.

fight injustice real

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I see it in our factories

factories

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where Ricks work for a fraction of their boss' salary

boss salary

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even though they're identical and have the same IQ.

identical

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The Citadel's problem isn't homeless Mortys

homeless problem

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or outraged Ricks.

outraged

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[ Screams ]

screams

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[ Gunshots ]

gunshots

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The Citadel's problem is the Ricks and Mortys

problem

↓

feeding on the Citadel's death...

death feeding

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Holy shit.

holy

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[ Alarm sounding ]

alarm sounding

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Rick Security Officer: He's headed for the flavor core!

core flavor headed officer rick security

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But I've got a message for them,

message

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from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive,

alive keeping

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a message from the Ricks and Mortys

message

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that believe in this Citadel

believe

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to the Ricks and Mortys that don't.

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You're outnumbered.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

applause cheers

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Holy shit.

holy

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I don't believe it.

believe

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I-I can't believe it.

believe

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I know. That's why you're fired.

fired

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Sounds like you're looking for work.

looking sounds

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I can offer you

offer

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a very enticing compensation package.

compensation package

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First, let's talk benefits...

benefits

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Daddy loves you. That's Daddy's good girl.Your life is a lie, man.

daddy daddys girl life loves

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All your life's are lies!

lies lifes

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Don't you get it?!

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They told us we were special because we were Ricks,

special

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but they stripped us of everything that made us unique!

stripped unique

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We know how you feel.

↓

We're working-stiff Ricks just like you.

stiff working

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but our assembly line is justice.

assembly justice line

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What are your demands?

demands

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I-I-I want a portal gun.

portal

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Unregistered, untraceable,

↓

with enough fluid to take me off this God damn prison!

fluid prison

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The media's outside. Well, keep 'em there.

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[ Crowd saying "Morty! Morty! Morty!" ] Yes.

crowd morty

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Morty, what's your original reality and where's your Rick?

morty original reality rick

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Gosh, we moved around so much it's hard to remember.

gosh hard moved remember

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I see every Rick as my Rick,

rick

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I hope they see me as their Morty. [ Crowd laughing agreeably ]

crowd crowd-laughing hope laughing morty

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Another? Please? With less water?

another less water

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Hey, cheer up, pal.

cheer

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A Morty's gonna be president.

president

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Imagine this kisser

imagine kisser

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getting blamed for everything.

blamed

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I guess I should've had more faith.

faith shouldve

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It's not faith you need. It's fear.

faith fear

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What's this?

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It's secrets.

secrets

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Wh-- wh-- wh-- what do you think it is?

↓

Look at how I'm dressed.

dressed

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Rick Reporter: Having taken aim at the system,

having reporter rick system taken

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are afraid at all for your safety?

afraid safety

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Candidate Morty: I'd rather live in hope than fear.

candidate fear hope live morty

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If I had to fear anything,

fear

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I'd fear other people being afraid.

afraid fear

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Of fear. Itself.

fear

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But. No, I'm not afraid.

afraid

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Morty Town Loco #1: Hey, Rick, man, when there's a Morty president,

morty president rick town

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you gonna lick my balls or what?

balls lick

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Sheeeet, grandson,

grandson

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you keep me peelin' skrabquams and slippin' nib nibs,

slippin

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I'll lick whatever ain't nailed down.

aint lick nailed

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[ Laughter ] [ Door crashes ]

crashes door laughter

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Hands in the air!

hands

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What the hell, man?! What the hellin' hell?

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You guys doing a little chemistry homework

chemistry homework

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with Grandpa? Is this what I think it is?

grandpa

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Bootleg portal fluid.

fluid portal

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[ Screams ]

screams

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I guess his math was off.

math

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Search the place.

place search

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[ Sobbing ]

sobbing

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Are -- are you... my new...R-- Rick?

rick

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It's okay, Morty.

morty

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[ Grunts ] [ Screams ]

grunts screams

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Jesus.

jesus

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He stabbed me. He got me bad, Morty.

morty stabbed

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Shh. It's okay. You're okay.

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You were right. [ Coughs ]

coughs

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Everything I learned at the academy was -- Doesn't matter.

academy learned matter

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Nothing's wrong with putting your faith in a Morty.

faith morty nothings putting

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You just gotta pick the right one.

pick

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Why is there a crib in here?

crib

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Something they do. To make you feel bad.

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Boy, I got us knee-deep in paperwork, huh?

deep knee paperwork

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Go to the car and grab a medi-pack.

grab medi pack

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Let me worry about this.

worry

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What happened? Same old story --

happened story

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Mortys killing Mortys.

killing

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Almost...got it...

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[ All yelping ] Farmer Rick: Hey!

farmer rick

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Y'all get the hell away from my damn mega fruit!

fruit mega yall

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[ All yelping ]

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Sic 'em, boy! [ Barking ]

barking

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I don't wear this dag-nab hat

wear

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and commit to this rural character

character commit

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so you can eat for free while you come of age!

free

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I bet the Wishing Portal leads to a reality

leads portal reality wishing

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where they're -- where all --

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where it's a bunch of French toast with boobies.

boobies bunch french toast

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I bet it leads to a place with a bunch of fry --

bunch leads place

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fly -- flies everywhere.

flies

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Yeah, I bet it goes nowhere.

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I bet it's a big hole

hole

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where the Citadel dumps all its broken dreams.

broken dreams dumps

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Slick, why do you have to be so dramatic?

dramatic slick

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You wanna know why? Because of this.

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I'm part of an experimental line of Mortys

experimental line part

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with a drama implant.

drama

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How do you think it feels, Fat Morty,

feels morty

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to know that no matter where I go,

matter

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I'll always be the one

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that makes everybody sad and a little bored.

bored everybody makes

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Slick, that implant isn't who you are, okay?

slick

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You also roll up your sleeves.

roll sleeves

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I thought I was Left-Handed Morty.

handed left morty

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Then you should use your left hand

hand left left-hand

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to eat more vegetables.

vegetables

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Hey, there. How you doing? Great to meet you.

meet

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I'm a plumber, sir.

plumber

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I'm a Rick, and I'm a plumber.

plumber rick

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That doesn't sound like Rick work.

rick sound

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You didn't come to the Citadel to be a plumber, did you?

plumber

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Ha! ha! I sure didn't, sir!

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Mr. Morty! Mr. Morty!

morty

↓

I cloned myself so you could kiss me as a baby!

baby kiss

↓

This is just like a Morty baby!

baby morty

↓

[ All cheering ]

cheering

↓

Hey, did you, uh, end up getting a new job?

↓

Yeah, I did.

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Assassinating you.

↓

[ Groans ]

groans

↓

[ Screams ]

screams

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I'm okay...

↓

I'm okay...

↓

I'm...

↓

[ Groans ]

groans

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Aw, man. Aw, geez.

geez

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Aw, hah.

↓

You look like you could use a good time.

↓

One dance for $10, two for $25.

dance

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No, thank you -- and bad math.

math

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Ha! Ha! Yeah! This is a good time!

↓

What is this place? The Creepy Morty.

creepy morty place

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What is it your kind's always saying --

kinds

↓

"Don't think about it."

↓

Come on.

↓

There's someone important I want you to meet.

meet

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Ah, Bubbala!

↓

How'd it go with the Morty Town Locos?

howd morty town

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They had a little accident.

accident

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They won't be causing any trouble anymore.

anymore causing trouble

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Those were bad Mortys. Very bad Mortys.

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[ Snaps fingers ]

fingers snaps snaps-fingers

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Big Morty likes to contribute

contribute likes morty

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to keeping the peace in Morty Town.

keeping morty peace town

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Think of him as a "drug lord"

drug lord

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and us as cops on his payroll.

cops payroll

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Morty...

morty

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- Which Morty? - Which Morty?

morty

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M-- m-- my partner.

partner

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Morty, you're right. Morty Town is bad.

morty town

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But that doesn't mean that we have to be.

↓

Hey, what's going on here, Morty?

morty

↓

- Which Morty? - Which Morty?

morty

↓

The cop, morons!

morons

↓

Don't worry about Rick, Big Morty.

morty rick worry

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He's new.

↓

He doesn't understand how it works.

works

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That's what you said about your last partner.

partner

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Why would you say something like that, Big Morty?

morty

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You're fucking things up for both of us here. Wrong.

fucking

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He's fucking things up for both of you.

fucking

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Unless he takes the money.

money takes

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Big Morty, you're under arrest.

arrest morty

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S-- smartest man in the universe.

smartest universe

↓

[ Grunts ]

grunts

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[ All shouting, gunfire ]

gunfire shouting

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They're just props! Th-- they're just props!

props

↓

[ Groans ] Not so big now, are ya?

groans

↓

I never was! It was figurative!

↓

That's enough. If we don't kill him, he'll talk.

kill

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If you do, I'll talk.

↓

Cowboy Morty: O-- one thing's for sure,

cowboy morty

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Y-- y'all don't have to worry about Cowboy Morty talkin'.

cowboy morty talkin worry yall

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This little cowpoke's gonna mosey up on out of here.

↓

You told me to put my faith in the right Morty.

faith morty

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I've got faith in you, partner.

faith partner

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Do the right thing.

↓

Oh, Grandpa Rick,

grandpa rick

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I-I don't wanna be on the Citadel anymore.

anymore

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I wanna be a regular kid.

regular

↓

I-I wanna to go to school and throw balls around

balls school throw

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and masturbate.

masturbate

↓

[ Sirens wailing ]

sirens sirens-wailing wailing

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What the hell happened in there?

happened

↓

Same old story.

story

↓

Ricks killing Mortys.

killing

↓

Okay, man, okay, we got your portal gun.

portal

↓

What the hell's he doing?

hells

↓

[ Groans ] Where -- where am I? A bad place.

groans place

↓

But you're going to a better one soon.

↓

Hey! Hey!

↓

No, no, no, no...

↓

Whaa--

↓

God damn it!

↓

A portal to the blender dimension?

blender dimension portal

↓

That's the oldest trick in the book!

book oldest trick

↓

I'm a Rick! I'm more Rick than any of you!

rick

↓

Then you should know you just killed your only leverage!

killed leverage

↓

Then comes and get me, motherfuckers!

comes motherfuckers

↓

[ Guns cock ]

cock guns

↓

[ Buzzing ]

buzzing

↓

Stop. I'm Rick D. Sanchez the Third,

rick sanchez third

↓

owner of this here wafer establishment,

establishment owner wafer

↓

and I say that the Rick in there is right.

rick

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He's more Rick than any of you.

rick

↓

He's a terrorist!

terrorist

↓

What Rick isn't?!

rick

↓

This Citadel was founded by Ricks

founded

↓

for Ricks to be free!

free

↓

What's your name, young man?

name young

↓

Rick. And I'm -- The same age as me, I know.

rick

↓

How long have you worked here? 15 years.

worked years

↓

What the hell have we become?

become

↓

Whatever time you were gonna make him serve,

serve

↓

he's served it.

served

↓

It ends now.

ends

↓

Come with me, friend. Where are we going?

friend

↓

To your new life.

life

↓

Which starts with walking the fuck out of here.

fuck starts walking

↓

- Yo J-22, give 'em hell! - [ Burps ]

burps

↓

[ Cheers and applause ]

applause cheers

↓

Sam Elliot: There's a Rick that held a factory hostage

elliot factory held hostage rick

↓

after murdering his boss and several coworkers.

boss murdering several

↓

The factory made cookies, flavored them with lies.

cookies factory flavored lies

↓

He made us all take a look at what we were doing.

↓

And in the bargain, he got a taste of real freedom.

bargain freedom real taste

↓

[ Gunshot ]

gunshot

↓

We captured that taste,

captured taste

↓

and we keep giving it to him

giving

↓

so he give it right back to you,

↓

in every bite of new

bite

↓

Simple Rick Freedom Wafer Selects.

freedom rick simple wafer

↓

It is real.

real

↓

[ Grunts ]

grunts

↓

After you.

↓

Specs: There it is. The Wishing Portal.

portal specs wishing

↓

They say for your wish to come true,

wish

↓

you have to give up something really important.

↓

For me, that's my panini maker.

maker

↓

I wish for a million sandwiches.

million sandwiches wish

↓

And, yes, I see the irony.

irony

↓

I guess I wish I had something cooler

cooler wish

↓

than this dumbass surfer necklace.

dumbass necklace

↓

I wish incest porn had --

porn wish

↓

had a more mainstream appeal.

appeal mainstream

↓

For -- for a friend of mine.

friend

↓

None of those things are gonna happen, you know.

happen

↓

Morty wishes never come true.

morty wishes

↓

Not on the Citadel.

↓

Then why did you bring us here?

bring

↓

Because I wish that would change.

change wish

↓

I wish anything about this life would change.

change life wish

↓

Well, I hope you're putting something

hope putting

↓

pretty God damn important in there.

↓

Me too.

↓

But I doubt it.

doubt

↓

- No! - Slick!

slick

↓

M-- maybe...

↓

maybe it went somewhere nice.

↓

Automated Rick: Garbage dump.

automated dump garbage rick

↓

Stand [burp] back.

burp stand

↓

He had to be stopped.

stopped

↓

He -- he cou-- he c-- couldn't be allowed to win.

allowed

↓

Then you should've [burps] worked on your aim, bro.

burps shouldve worked

↓

He's alive? No, no, no. You gotta listen to me.

alive

↓

I-I worked for him.

worked

↓

I was his campaign manager.

campaign campaign-manager manager

↓

That Morty is not what he seems.

morty seems

↓

Yeah, well, no Morty seems like a president.

morty president seems

↓

He...won? Yeah.

↓

It was a blow out.

blow

↓

I would hardly call it a blow out.

blow hardly

↓

It was almost close enough to trigger a recount.

close trigger

↓

Jesus. What are you joke security now too?

jesus joke security

↓

Rick Cop: Why am I still here?

rick

↓

I heard he confessed to everything.

confessed heard

↓

Your case has been reviewed. You're free to go.

case free reviewed

↓

But...I violated at least a dozen departmental codes.

codes dozen least violated

↓

New department. New codes.

codes department

↓

New Citadel.

↓

Specs: Did we miss graduation?

graduation miss specs

↓

Where are the new Ricks?

↓

No graduation. No new Ricks.

graduation

↓

The school's curriculum is changing. To what?

changing schools

↓

I don't know, and I don't have to know.

↓

I've been fired.

fired

↓

[ Burping ] Good luck, turds.

luck turds

↓

Holy crap. Slick's wish came true.

holy wish

↓

Sorry I'm late, Mr. President.

late president

↓

Had a little crisis at work. Worth it!

crisis worth

↓

It's no problem.

problem

↓

Uh, a little more off the top.

↓

You were saying, Garment District Rick.

district rick

↓

We were saying, "President" Morty,

morty president

↓

that we don't care who sits in that seat.

care seat sits

↓

A Rick, a Morty, a god damn Jerry --

jerry morty rick

↓

it doesn't matter.

matter

↓

We've been running the Citadel since before the council

council running

↓

and you'll find that we're still running it now.

running

↓

Does he really speak for everyone here?

speak

↓

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

↓

Well, I think it's important to be clear.

clear

↓

Raise your hand if he speaks for you.

hand raise speaks

↓

[ All screaming ]

screaming

↓

Is...that enough off the top?

↓

I don't know. Is it?

↓

- Yes, yes, god damn, yes. - I think it's great.

↓

Good.

↓

This seems like a good time for a drink

drink seems

↓

and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones.

cold sinister speech

↓

A speech about politics...

politics speech

↓

About order...

order

↓

Brotherhood...

brotherhood

↓

...Power.

power

↓

But speeches are for campaigning.

speeches

↓

Now is the time for action.

action

↓

[ Blond Redhead's "For the Damaged" plays ]

blond damaged plays

↓

♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

↓

♪ Ah, ah-ah ♪

↓

♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

↓

♪ Ah, ah-ah ♪

↓

Whoo! [ Laughs ] Yeah!

laughs whoo

↓

Atlantis, baby! That was amazing.

amazing baby

↓

You got some of that mermaid puss.

mermaid puss

↓

I'm really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again.

hoping

↓

By the way, hey, um,

↓

you're still not curious about what

curious

↓

what might've happened at that crazy Citadel place?

crazy happened mightve place

↓

Psh. Not at all, Morty.

morty

↓

That place will never have

place

↓

any bearing over our lives ever again.

bearing lives

↓

Unlike that mermaid puss! [ Laughs ] Whoo!

laughs mermaid puss unlike whoo

↓

Yeah! We're going back for seconds! Yeah! Yeah! Whoo!

seconds whoo

↓

We're gonna do that shit every week, man!

week

↓

That was Atlantis! Oh, shit!