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Rick and Morty

Season 3, Episode 5 — The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy

Air date: August 20, 2017

Director: Juan Meza-Leon

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Rick and Jerry goes on an adventure while Beth fails as a mother and Summer has body issues.

Source: TMDB

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[ Beeping, whirs ]

beeping whirs

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[ Crying softly ]

crying softly

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[ Sighs ]

sighs

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[ Gasps ] Jerry! Jerry, come on!

gasps jerry

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We got to go! You got to come with me, Jerry!

jerry

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Rick?

rick

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[Burps] The fate of the galaxy rests on your shoulders.

burps fate galaxy shoulders

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Let's go. Put some pants on.

pants

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N-Never mind, there's no time for pants, Jerry.

jerry mind pants

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I'll make you a pair of pants on the way.

pair pants

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It's a Rick and Jerry adventure!

adventure jerry rick

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Rick and Jerry episode!

episode jerry rick

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But, yes, it is super fancy.

fancy super

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I mean, my job here is to make Morty happy.

happy morty

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I'm not gonna take you somewhere dangerous.

dangerous

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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Rick Sanchez.

rick sanchez

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I told you if I ever saw your face in here again,

face

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I would stick you like the pig you are.

stick

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[ Coughs ] Shnoopy Bloopers, I told you if you tried...

coughs tried

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There'd be two funerals.

funerals thered

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Aaah!!

aaah

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Someone?

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Uh, someone? Someone!

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[ Both grunt ]

grunt

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[ Both laughing ]

laughing

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My friend! It has been too long.

friend

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Oh, it's great to see you again, buddy!

buddy

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[ Both laughing ]

laughing

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Mr. Sanchez gets anything he wants!

sanchez wants

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The resort's covered in an immortality field.

covered field

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You can't die here. That's the gimmick.

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[ Kids laughing ]

kids laughing

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Okay, but still -- bad parenting.

parenting

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Hey, rich a-holes are rich a-holes.

holes rich

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They all pay top dollar to come here

dollar

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and enjoy a consequence-free vacation.

consequence enjoy free vacation

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No death, no disease, no dismemberment.

death disease

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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Can't even have a heart attack.

attack heart heart-attack

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Got it. The perfect place

perfect perfect-place place

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to take the most fragile being in the universe.

fragile universe

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I can tell you expect me to refute that,

expect

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but it's right on the money.

money

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If I come home without you,

home

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I doubt Morty's gonna let me off the hook.

doubt hook

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Yeah, but what if you came home with Jeff Goldblum.

home jeff

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Jeff Goldblum?

jeff

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What the [bleep] are you talking about, Jerry?

bleep jerry

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[ Spits ] Jesus!

jesus spits

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Holy fucking shit!

fucking holy

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Yo, what's up, "Big Chill"?!

chill

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Don't go into the telepod!

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[ Both laughing ]

laughing

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Hey, maybe we would have fun on a fake adventure.

adventure fake fun

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On a fake adventure.

adventure fake

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Speaking of -- What are we gonna tell Morty?

morty speaking

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I don't know. But whatever it is,

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we're gonna need a couple more of these babies!

babies couple

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[ Clink! ]

clink

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[ Sobbing ]

sobbing

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[ Crying ] Mom, do you think I'm hot?

crying

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I...don't think that's something that matters.

matters

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So, I'm not hot?!

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I'm saying the part of you that cares about that

cares part

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is a part you shouldn't give any energy to.

energy part

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That's not an answer!

answer

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Because I'm not an issue of Cosmo, okay?

issue

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I'm your mother and a doctor, and --

doctor mother

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I'm hideous!

hideous

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[ Sobbing ]

sobbing

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Geez. What's with her?

geez

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Teenage-girl stuff.

girl stuff teenage

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Is that a... hoof collage?

collage

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It's perfectly legal, if that's what you're wondering.

legal perfectly wondering

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Cool...zies.

cool

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"We just don't have anything in common any more, Summer."

common summer

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Oh, yeah, Ethan?

ethan

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What do you have in common with Tricia Lange?

common

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A mutual love of French cinema?

french love mutual

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The belief that a carbon tax

belief carbon

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is the only viable solution to climate change?

change climate climate-change solution

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Or could it be her massive stripper titties?!

massive stripper titties

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[ Gasps ] There it is.

gasps

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Boob-ya!

boob

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And that's when Malakai the Squid came,

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rips off his face, and beneath it is my face.

beneath face

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I liked it.

liked

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Yeah, of course he likes it. Look at him.

course likes

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Motherfucker got two heads and three trunks.

heads motherfucker three trunks

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All right, we'll put a pin in it.

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I'm gonna go take a leak.

leak

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[ Whistling ]

whistling

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What the...?!

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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[ Gasps ]

gasps

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My hands are dry! My hands are dry!

hands

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My name is Risotto Groupon.

groupon name

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I am the assistant general manager of the restaurant.

assistant general manager restaurant

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Do you have any comment cards,

cards comment

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because I might have some thoughts.

might thoughts

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My kingdom was usurped by force

force kingdom

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with weapons and technology

technology weapons

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supplied by your father-in-law!

father

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Hey, he usurped my kingdom, too, man.

kingdom

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He basically got me kicked out of my home, stole my family.

family home kicked stole

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Then we are brothers, and you have wondered

brothers wondered

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what your life could have been without Rick.

life rick

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Wondered? Sure.

wondered

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I mean, I've wondered about having a vagina.

having vagina wondered

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Would you help me kill him?

kill

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What? No!

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He's my wife's father. Move on.

father wifes

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Do you... like theme-park rides?

park rides theme

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Oh, you really moved on.

moved

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There is a popular attraction here called the Whirly Dirly.

attraction called popular

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Between the first whirly and the third dirly,

third

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the ride dips just outside the immortality field.

field ride

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You're asking me to lure Rick to his death?

asking death lure rick

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I'm only asking you to go on a ride with Rick,

asking rick ride

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get off the ride without Rick, and go home to your family,

family home rick ride

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where you can... wonder about having a vagina.

having vagina wonder

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Okay, okay, that was a very specific example

example specific

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pulled from thin air.

pulled thin

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I don't want to be known as the vagina guy.

known vagina

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Risotto, you're needed. Someone ordered

needed ordered

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the Nuzzy Guzzy Fresh and Fluzzy Special.

fresh special

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[ Sighs dejectedly ] Look, I'm not like Rick,

rick sighs

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so you're free to do as you please.

free

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But there comes a time in every man's life

comes life mans mans-life

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when he must choose the foundation

choose foundation must

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on which his legacy will be built --

built legacy

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one of compromise or one of blood.

blood compromise

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[ Kids cheering ]

cheering kids

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[ Whirring ]

whirring

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Oh, yeah.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Oops! Okay, a little more on the other side then.

oops side

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Oh, come on!

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[ Gasps ] Oh, geez!

gasps geez

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Aah! Stop!

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So, the hospital just let you walk right out of there

hospital walk

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with horse parts in a bag?

horse parts

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For Christ's sakes, Morty,

christs christs-sakes morty sakes

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women going through a divorce

divorce women

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need a creative outlet.

creative outlet

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[ Crash ]

crash

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[ Deep voice groaning ]

deep deep-voice groaning voice

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Summer!

summer

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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I'm coming, Summer!

coming summer

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What the hell happened?!

happened

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[ Deep voice shouts indistinctly ]

deep deep-voice indistinctly shouts voice

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How do we get her back to normal?!

normal

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I don't know, man! This thing is pretty complicated.

complicated

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I-I'm gonna call Rick.

rick

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Well, hold on. We can't just call your grandpa

grandpa

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whenever there's a problem.

problem

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We can handle this ourselves.

handle

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I mean, I don't see the point in trying to.

point

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This is obviously Rick-level shit.

level obviously rick

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I have a medical degree.

degree medical

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Is that what this is about?

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L-Like, you want to prove yourself?

prove

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Oh, it's not about anything, Morty. How dare you?

dare morty

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Okay, good. Then I'll just call -- Ow!

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Morty, I need this.

morty

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[ Laughing ]

laughing

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Hey, Jerry, triple trunks here says he knows a place

jerry knows place triple trunks

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where the ladies drop panties for anyone bi-pedal.

drop ladies panties pedal

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Yeah, I'm not really interested.

interested

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My heart still belongs to Beth.

belongs beth heart

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Oh. Huh. Okay.

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[ Slurps ]

slurps

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What, you don't think I have a shot?

shot

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I didn't say that.

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Excuse me. May I have another one of these?

another excuse

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Coming right up.

coming

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Hmm, things weren't always so bad between Beth and me.

beth

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We had some good times when we were younger.

times younger

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Oh, yeah, I bet.

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That's how teenage pregnancy happens, my friend.

friend happens pregnancy teenage

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Yeah, no. [ Chuckles ]

chuckles

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Things were pretty great, even until a couple of years ago.

couple years

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Jerry, I get it.

jerry

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That's around the time I moved in with you guys.

moved

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Oh, I guess you're right.

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Jerry, you know, I hope you're not suggesting

hope jerry suggesting

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that I had anything to do with your marriage breaking up,

breaking marriage

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because there are some major issues between you and Beth

beth issues major

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that have been there since you guys met.

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Hey, to new beginnings.

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To the Whirly Dirly.

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The Whirly Dirly?

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All right, what's going on here?

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When did you get cool?!

cool

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[ Laughs ]

laughs

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When you stole my wife!

stole wife

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I should have done that a long time ago!

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We're going on the Whirly Dirly!

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Whirly Dirly, baby.

baby

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[ Clink ]

clink

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[ Rumbling ]

rumbling

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It says "normalize."

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I bet if we just press that --

press

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But...if the machine was made by spider people,

machine spider

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normal would mean eight legs.

eight legs normal

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Oh, God! are you gonna go on another spiel

another

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like you did with the flesh-colored crayon?

colored crayon flesh

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I'm pretty sure "normalize" will make her normal.

normal

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[ Whirring ]

whirring

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[ Deep voice ] Aah!

deep deep-voice voice

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I'd call that progress.

progress

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She's huge! And normal!

huge normal

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I'm not normal!

normal

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Mom!

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Okay, this says "reverse." Done and done.

reverse

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I don't think that's a good idea.

idea

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Oh, come on! What else could "reverse" possibly mean?

possibly reverse

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[ Whirring ]

whirring

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Aah!

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Mom, call Rick!

rick

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Thank you.

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There's a customer-service number on here.

customer number service

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Mom!

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[ Dialing ]

dialing

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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Oh, man. This is gonna be awesome!

awesome

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I got to hand it to you, Jerry. This was a solid idea.

hand idea jerry solid

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Uh, yeah. Uh-huh.

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And you know what? I'll cop to it.

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I put a lot of strain on your marriage.

marriage strain

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It wasn't fair. I'm sorry.

fair

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What?! I didn't respect your marriage.

marriage respect

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I certainly didn't do it any favors.

certainly favors

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And for what it's worth,

worth

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I'll apologize to Beth for it when we get home.

apologize beth home

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Whoo! Whirly Dirly! Yeah!

whoo

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Stop the ride! We got to get off.

ride

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What are you talking about, buddy?

buddy

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We got to get out of this thing. We got to get out!

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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We haven't even gotten to the first whirly.

gotten

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No, no, this sucks. It's so boring.

boring sucks

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I mean, I'm falling asleep here.

asleep falling

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Let's just get out and crawl down the sides.

crawl sides

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[ Both screaming ]

screaming

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Uh, get down! Duck down!

duck

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It's more fun when you scrunch down.

fun

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Jerry, what the --

jerry

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Oh [bleep]

bleep

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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Rick, up here! There's a spot where you can kill him!

kill rick spot

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Good call, Jerry!

jerry

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Hey, how'd you know about that?

howd

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Uh...

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[ Both screaming ]

screaming

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[ Both laughing ]

laughing

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Lisa?

lisa

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[ Both screaming ]

screaming

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So, uh, Jerry, big fan of the Whirly Dirly, are you?

jerry

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Not anymore. [ Chuckles ] Obviously.

anymore chuckles obviously

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But when you were, how did you know about it?

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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We had a deal, Jerry Smith.

deal jerry smith

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It's a really common name.

common name

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Now, take it easy, Rick.

easy rick

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You've been in a serious roller-coaster crash.

coaster crash roller serious

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It's -- It's no time to be thinking about

thinking

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who did or didn't play a role in your attempted murder.

attempted murder role

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[ Screams ] Get it off me!

screams

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It's eating me!

eating

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Look, I confess, okay?

confess

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They told me about all the bad stuff you did to this planet

planet stuff

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and reminded me of all the bad stuff you did to me.

reminded stuff

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But then you said you were sorry, and I realized

realized

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you're not a monster -- not like this thing.

monster

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[Bleep] It's got me good.

bleep

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This is a mislead, right?

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You're inventing a thing to save me.

save

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That would be called a knife, Jerry.

called jerry knife

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It's been invented.

invented

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I'm making a way out of here -- One seat ought to do it.

ought seat

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I'm sorry. I-I made a mistake.

mistake

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I won't do it again!

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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You self-righteous piece of shit.

piece self

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You took my family!

family

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I took your family?

family

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Who do you think had more taken from them

taken

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when you shot 20 ccs

shot

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of liquid dream-killer into my daughter?

daughter dream killer liquid

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She was Rick's daughter, Jerry. She had options!

daughter jerry options

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Oof.

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That all ended because she felt sorry for you.

ended

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You act like prey, but you're a predator!

predator prey

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You use pity to lure in your victims!

lure pity victims

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That's how you survive!

survive

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I survive because I know everything.

survive

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That snakes survives because children wander off,

children snakes wander

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and you survive because people think,

survive

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"Oh, this poor piece of [bleep]. He never gets a break.

bleep break piece poor

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I can't stand the deafening silent wails

silent stand wails

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of his wilting soul.

soul

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I guess I'll hire him or marry him."

hire marry

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Rick! [ Muffled ] Rick!

muffled rick

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I knew you wouldn't let me die.

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That was never an option.

option

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Because you never had a son.

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No, because I need a living organism

living

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coated in gibble snake bile to attract a shmooglite runner.

attract coated runner snake

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Wait, what's happening?

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It'll make you wriggle more like an abandoned newborn.

abandoned itll

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[ Low growling ]

growling

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What the fuck Rick?!

fuck rick

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Help! Help me!

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[ Roaring ]

roaring

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Aaah!

aaah

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There's a space port 20 miles south.

miles port south space

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We'll be able to board a galaxy class cruise ship

able board class cruise cruise-ship galaxy ship

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and jump through a wormhole that will put us

jump

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within spitting distance of the Milky Way.

distance milky spitting

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But, hey, it's about the journey,

journey

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not the destination, right, Jerry?

destination jerry

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[ Roars ]

roars

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[ Moaning ]

moaning

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Just stay put, sweetie! Mom's still on hold.

moms sweetie

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Morphizer customer service. How may I help you?

customer customer-service service

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Yes, I'm having a little trouble with one of your machines.

having machines trouble

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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am.

maam

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Do you see a little compartment on the side of the machine?

compartment machine side

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Let me check. Yes, got it.

check

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Mom?

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Great! Now, do you see the little button next to it?

button

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I do.

↓

Okay.

↓

We're free!!

free

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Okay, so I pushed the button, and three little men ran out.

button pushed three

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What do I do next?

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Hello?

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I think we got disconnected.

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Morty!

morty

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Don't "Morty" me!

morty

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I tricked Rick into taking Dad on an adventure

adventure rick tricked

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because I thought I could get a break

break

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from this kind of [bleep] but no!

bleep

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Like father, like [bleep]damn daughter!

bleep daughter father

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You want to be like Rick, congratulations!

congratulations rick

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You're just as arrogant and just as irresponsible!

arrogant irresponsible

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Everything okay here?

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Mind your own god-damn business, Gene!

business gene mind

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I'm having a conversation with my mother here!

conversation having mother

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Kissing Rick's ass isn't gonna help him keep him around,

kissing

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Mom, but it will help you lose everyone else.

lose

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Like I lost Summer.

lost summer

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Hey, you haven't lost her yet.

lost

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No, I definitely did. She's gone.

gone

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God damn it!

↓

[ Beeping ]

beeping

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Go ahead.

ahead go-ahead

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[ Alarm blares ]

alarm blares

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Oh, come on.

↓

Your friend is class C or above cybernetic augmentations.

class friend

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Emphasis on the above.

↓

In any case, he needs to be neutralized.

case needs

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What?! Wait!

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Ugh!

↓

[ Groans ] Brain hurty.

brain groans

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What did you do?

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It's a synaptic dampener that blocks violent tendencies

blocks tendencies violent

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and controversial thought.

controversial

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He will now be an ideal passenger.

ideal passenger

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I want cookies and a 90-minute cut of "Avatar."

avatar cookies minute

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Seriously?

↓

Quit it. It'll wear off in six hours.

hours itll quit wear

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It's cheaper than banning dangerous people from flights.

banning cheaper dangerous flights

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I mean, let everybody buy a ticket, right?

everybody ticket

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Otherwise, the terrorists win.

otherwise terrorists

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Aah!

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I'm sorry I'm not a classic maternal archetype.

classic

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Okay, I don't know what to do when you people come to me

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with your weird puberty issues.

issues puberty weird

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What are you gonna do when your daughter asks you

asks daughter

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if she's attractive?

attractive

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I'll say "yes"! Morty, gross!

gross morty

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Well, she's gonna be super hot.

super

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Her mother's gonna be Jessica --

jessica mothers

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Wait, when did Summer ask you that?!

summer

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Right before she Clive Barkered herself. Why?

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Wait, I know where she is!

↓

Ethan and Summer were supposed to go camping,

camping ethan summer supposed

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and then he dumped Summer for this girl, Tricia Lange,

dumped girl summer

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who's got huge boobies and took her.

boobies huge

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Campsite -- The one with the name that sounds like somebody

name somebody sounds

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gave up halfway through naming it.

halfway naming

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Uh...Camp Flabanabba!

camp

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Mama's coming, baby.

baby coming mamas

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Mama's coming, and she cares about your titties!

cares coming mamas titties

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They have sweet smiggle honey cookies.

cookies honey sweet

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Mmm! And low-calorie petroleum flakes.

flakes

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Obviously cookies.

cookies obviously

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Let's get you the flakes then.

flakes

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Okay, but it's not what I wanted.

wanted

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Well, maybe next time, you won't be

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such a dumb piece of shit and you can pick for yourself.

dumb pick piece

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That's not nice. What's that?

↓

Did you just have a controversial thought?

controversial

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No.

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You little punk-ass.

punk

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[ Chuckles ] This is the best.

best chuckles

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I agree. You've made things even easier

agree easier

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than if you hadn't been incompetent.

incompetent

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Uh-oh. We get shoot-shoot now.

shoot

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Man #1: All right, folks, if you could please take your seats,

folks seats

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we're about to enter the wormhole.

enter

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So, I hope everybody bought a dinner first.

bought dinner everybody hope

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[ Chuckles ] Nice. Nice.

chuckles

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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and lock yourself in the escape pod.

escape lock

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You're not killing us?

killing

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You're free to go. You're no threat to me or anyone.

free threat

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Now you're just being mean.

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Yeah, you're mean -- No offense.

offense

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Mean would be shooting you, Jerry.

jerry shooting

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This is saving a bullet.

bullet saving

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Go back to your quietly ashamed family

ashamed family quietly

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and live out the rest of your days

days live rest

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in denial of your vagina fantasies.

denial fantasies vagina

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It was a one-time thought that everyone has!

↓

[ Grunting ]

grunting

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What are you doing?

↓

I'm being triumphantly brave!

brave

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It's not triumphant or brave.

brave triumphant

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You're not risking anything.

↓

You might shoot me.

might shoot

↓

I think you know I won't.

↓

Because you know I feel sorry for you.

↓

You're just doing this so you can tell yourself

↓

you fought -- Ow!

fought

↓

[ Buzzing ]

buzzing

↓

Woman: Temporal shield compromised.

compromised shield woman

↓

Congratulations, Jerry. You get to die a man.

congratulations jerry

↓

Uh, that's okay! I'll leave!

↓

Please don't shoot. I-I'm the vagina guy, remember?

dont-shoot remember shoot vagina

↓

Whoa! What is happening to me?

whoa

↓

Where is this? Where am I?

↓

Am I dead?

dead

↓

A-Am I -- Am I still alive?

alive

↓

Rick: Those aren't the questions you should be asking.

asking questions rick

↓

Huh?!

↓

Shh!

↓

[ Cawing ]

↓

[ Burping ]

↓

[ Ticking ]

ticking

↓

[ Roar ]

roar

↓

[ Chuckles ] Ah, got ya!

chuckles

↓

Come here, you little pumpkin.

pumpkin

↓

I have shit on my ass.

↓

Whoa, fuck this!

fuck whoa

↓

Who am I?

↓

Who am I?

↓

I'm time! I'm literally time!

↓

All: Whooooa!

↓

Aah!

↓

Oh, God. I feel like our souls were united,

souls united

↓

and we were all one with eternity.

eternity

↓

Our body's unchanged,

bodys unchanged

↓

yet our minds have lived a thousand lifetimes.

lived minds thousand

↓

Is that enough time for me to forgive you?

forgive

↓

I don't know, but it's enough time

↓

for a synaptic dampener to wear off.

wear

↓

[ Pop ]

↓

[Bleep]

bleep

↓

He hadn't decided he was still going to kill us!

decided kill

↓

He was talking himself into it. I've seen it before.

seen

↓

Cosmic apotheosis wears off faster than salvia.

cosmic faster wears

↓

I'm starting to believe you because I just finished merging

believe finished starting

↓

with your essence for an endless epoch,

endless essence

↓

and I'm already back to thinking you're an asshole.

asshole thinking

↓

Fine with me. Let's just go our separate ways.

separate ways

↓

Sounds like you and the word "epoch"

sounds word

↓

have a lot of catching up to do.

catching

↓

Wait, don't leave me!

↓

Man #1: All right, folks, you're free to get up

folks free

↓

and walk around the cabin

cabin walk

↓

and maybe take the wormhole out for breakfast.

breakfast

↓

Man #2: Okay, you can do the dinner one or the breakfast one,

breakfast dinner

↓

but not both.

↓

You think you got that thing figured out?

figured

↓

Yeah, I know what I'm doing.

↓

Good. Because I have an idea.

idea

↓

It's actually a contraction of "some" and "more,"

↓

you see that? Oh, wow.

↓

I was way off.

↓

[ Roaring ]

roaring

↓

[ Both screaming ]

screaming

↓

[ Groaning indistinctly ]

groaning indistinctly

↓

[ Both groaning indistinctly ]

groaning indistinctly

↓

Morty, what's happening here?

morty

↓

Summer got into my grandpa's garage,

garage grandpas summer

↓

messed around, and turned herself into a monster.

messed monster turned

↓

My mom did the same to make her feel better.

↓

She's a good mom.

↓

[ Both chuckle ]

chuckle

↓

Oh, my God. I have to go call my mother!

mother

↓

Tricia, wait!

↓

Hey, it's okay. Sit down.

↓

You made my sister cry, Ethan.

ethan sister

↓

You messed with her body image.

body image messed

↓

Look, Morty, I --

morty

↓

Shh, shh, shh.

↓

Careful, Ethan. Your s'more is burning.

burning careful ethan smore

↓

[ Beep, whirring ]

beep whirring

↓

[ Gulps ]

gulps

↓

Uh, I guess we better get on the same page

page

↓

about our fake adventure.

adventure fake

↓

Right.

↓

I'll leave out the part where you tried to murder me...

murder part tried

↓

And I'll leave out the part

part

↓

where you admitted to sabotaging our marriage.

admitted marriage sabotaging

↓

You want to...?

↓

Nah, if the family sees me like this,

family sees

↓

they'll feel sorry for me.

↓

Which is no longer my signature move.

longer signature

↓

Later days, amigo.

amigo days

↓

Actually, I just realized, I don't have my wallet,

realized wallet

↓

and my bus pass is in there, so maybe --

pass

↓

Stay strong, Jerry. I believe in you!

believe jerry strong

↓

[ Lock clicks ]

clicks lock lock-clicks

↓

[ Whirring ]

whirring

↓

[ Sighs ]

sighs

↓

I tell you, fellas. This is the life.

fellas life

↓

It certainly is.

certainly

↓

To freedom!

freedom

↓

[ Groaning ]

groaning

↓

Ooh! Looks like a 4-22.

↓

Ooh, a couple cranks on scaling knob

couple knob

↓

with a four dilabyte cross fade would fix that in a jiff.

cross fade four

↓

Four? You'd be lucky to clear 13% de-morphized

clear four lucky

↓

with that kind of range.

range

↓

Gentlemen, gentlemen, what did we agree on?

agree gentlemen

↓

Together: No work talk!

↓

Let's just relax and enjoy our retirement, shall --

enjoy relax retirement

↓

[ Bird screeches ]

bird screeches

↓

Aaah!

aaah