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Rick and Morty

Season 3, Episode 4 — Vindicators 3 - The Return of Worldender

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender

Air date: August 13, 2017

Director: Bryan Newton

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Action and heroes.

Source: TMDB

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Right, next time I need a species sterilized,

species

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who's gonna do it for me, you?

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[ Humming ]

humming

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I-Is that the Vindibeacon?

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We're being called to assemble by the Vindicators!

assemble called

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I refuse to answer a literal call to adventure, Morty.

adventure answer literal morty refuse

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Let it go to voice mail.

mail voice

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the Vindicators only call when the universe itself is at stake.

stake universe

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They're the first line of defense against evil.

defense evil line

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They're the guardians of the unguarded!

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They're the writers of their own press releases, Morty.

morty press releases writers

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They're a bunch of drama queens that spend an hour talking

bunch drama hour queens spend

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and 20 minutes jumping around while shit blows up.

blows jumping minutes

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They're a phase.

phase

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We did one, it was the big even of that summer, let it die.

summer

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I, Morty Smith, invoke my right

morty smith

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to choose one in every 10 Rick and Morty adventures.

adventures choose morty rick

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God fucking damn it!

fucking

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Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you.

warn

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Yes! Vindicator Command Ship -- beacon received.

beacon command received ship

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Got damn!

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Thanks, Noob Noob. This guy gets it.

thanks

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Vance Maximus, Renegade Star Soldier...

soldier star vance

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[ Glass shatters ]

glass glass-shatters shatters

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Sorry I'm late. It was happy hour.

happy hour late

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[ Laughter ]

laughter

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Uh, I was also late because of my drinking

drinking late

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and mentioned it to zero applause.

applause mentioned zero

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Rick Sanchez. Tinkerer of Terror.

rick sanchez terror

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Man, that's hard to say.

hard

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And...Morty, right?

morty

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Whoa, yeah!

whoa

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What do you say, Vindicators, let's make this three for three?

three

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- Haha! - Yes!

haha

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Did he say "three for three"?

three

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Did he say he never forgets a kid?

forgets

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You mean two for two, right, Vance?

vance

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Actually, we assembled a second time last summer

second summer

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to fight Doomnomitron.

fight

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So this is... Vindicators Three?

three

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And you guys did Vindicators Two...without us?

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I sense...insecurity.

insecurity sense

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Are you sure there's not just a picnic nearby?

nearby picnic

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[ Laughter ]

laughter

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I guess he found his crowd.

crowd found

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Pretty toothless stuff, guys.

stuff toothless

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[ Brushing teeth, spits ]

brushing spits teeth

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I hope you're happy with the adventure so far, Morty.

adventure happy hope morty

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These guys are even lamer than last time.

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We weren't here last time, remember?

remember

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They did a whole Vindicators without us.

whole

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A bunch of them got killed, too.

bunch killed

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They lost Lady Katana, Calypso, Diablo Verde --

calypso diablo lady lost

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Yikes. Yeah, things did feel less diverse in there.

diverse less yikes

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This article says the reason we weren't involved was...

article involved reason

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"personality conflicts."

conflicts personality

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Don't worry, Morty, they love you.

love morty worry

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Superheroes need a wide-eyed unremarkable

eyed superheroes wide

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to tag along and react to everything

along react

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like it's mind blowing.

blowing mind

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I...think the personality conflict might have been...

conflict might personality

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you?

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[ Spits ] Jesus...

jesus spits

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How awesome is that?

awesome

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I mean, they wanted to not need me so bad

wanted

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they murdered three innocent heroes of color

color heroes innocent murdered three

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and they still had to bring me back?

bring

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Rick, since it's my adventure and all,

adventure rick

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could you do me a favor?

favor

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Uh, the adventure is the favor, Morty.

adventure favor morty

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Me sleeping on these linens is the favor.

favor sleeping

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I mean, w-w-what -- what are we vindicating? Comfort?

comfort

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Rick, this really bums me out.

bums rick

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It-It's embarrassing to find out these guys don't like us.

embarrassing

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Why? Morty [burps] I defeat gagoos

burps defeat morty

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more powerful than these guys every week.

powerful week

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Yeah, but not heroes.

heroes

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Oh, please, they just call themselves heroes so they can --

heroes

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I'm calling them that, Rick! They're my heroes. Mine!

calling heroes rick

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Huh, no accounting for taste.

accounting taste

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I'm gonna go get a drink.

drink

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PA System: Good morning, Vindicators.

morning system

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Ship has arrived at Terraneous system.

arrived ship system

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All Vindicators report to the...briefing room.

report room

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The -- The room from the, uh...the --

room

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Uh, it's the d-- it's a different room than --

room

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than conference room.

conference conference-room room

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I'm sorry, it's my first day as a PA System.

system

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First-day jitters.

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Oh, God.

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Good morning. Looks like your grandpa had a long night.

grandpa morning night

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Crocubot, why don't you escort Mr. Sanchez

escort sanchez

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to a more comfortable spot so that someone can...

comfortable spot

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[ Sighs ] ...clean up his diarrhea.

clean diarrhea sighs

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Oooh, I'm nervous about my first mission!

mission nervous oooh

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Actually, Noob Noob, you have a new mission.

mission

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Got...damn. Vindicators, prepare for arrival.

arrival prepare

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Morty, the Vindicators and I had a chat this morning,

chat morning morty

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and I'm afraid we need to make a little change.

afraid change

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[ Sighs ] I-I totally get it. I-I'm so sorry.

sighs

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You should be.

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Running around in a yellow T-shirt

running shirt yellow

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like you're not one of us.

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Disgraceful.

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Cop a squat, chief.

chief squat

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Everyone in the universe is a hero.

hero universe

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All you have to do is know the difference between good and bad,

difference

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and root for good.

root

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Rick says good and bad are artificial constructs.

artificial rick

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Yeah, well, I get the feeling --

feeling

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He kind of needs that to be the case.

case needs

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Not coming, Noob Noob?

coming

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Ohh! No, uh, I got stuff to do here.

stuff

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Vance: Security drones, inbound.

security vance

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[ Echoing ] Star Mother, grant me your wrath.

echoing grant mother star wrath

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All aboard!

aboard

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[ Train whistle blows, bell rings ]

bell bell-rings blows rings train whistle whistle-blows

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[ Electricity crackles ]

crackles electricity

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[ Rapid fire ]

fire rapid

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Gun turret.

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Yes. I only lost 400 ants.

ants lost

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My queen is laying more.

laying queen

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I am back to... one Million Ants.

ants million

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Someone wake up Sanchez.

sanchez wake

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Ugh! Oh, Christ.

christ

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Rick. You're up.

rick

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We're taking fire from an automated turret.

automated fire

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Can you bring it offline?

bring

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[ Fizzing ]

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Uh, my God, that's better.

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Hey, I can't help if I can't see.

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[ Rapid fire ]

fire rapid

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[ Warbles ]

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[ Sproing! ]

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[ Mechanical whirring ]

whirring

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[ Muffled rapid fire ]

fire muffled rapid

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[ Electricity crackles ]

crackles electricity

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I could've just used a ghost train.

couldve ghost train used

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Really? You don't say. You would've used a ghost train?

ghost train used wouldve

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Hey, everybody, the ghost train guy

everybody ghost train

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would have used a ghost train.

ghost train used

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- Man, fuck you. - Is there coffee?

coffee fuck

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Hey, Morty, can you be a pal,

morty

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Grandpa left his coffee maker on the ship,

coffee grandpa left maker ship

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you know, the French press thing --

french press

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Get it yourself.

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Little extra [burps] snippy this morning, aren't you?

burps extra morning

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Just focus on the mission, all right?

focus mission

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Oh-oh-oh, I'm sorry, oh, you're right.

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Ohh, real serious. Gotta take it real serious, huh?

real serious

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Son of a Steam Engine. They're all dead.

dead engine steam

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Why would Worldender do this to his own men...

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and several women?

several women

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The guy ends worlds. Kind of his thing.

ends worlds

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Ohh, real scared. Real fucking on alert,

alert fucking real scared

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high alert over here.

alert

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Watch out!

watch

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What the fuck?!

fuck

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It's Worldender! What happened to him?

happened

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[ Groans ]

groans

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I sense his life force is fading.

fading force life sense

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is an even bigger threat than Worldender.

bigger threat

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We can't leave now.

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He's right. This is far from over.

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Well, have fun with that,

fun

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but Morty and I have to meet a Lady Comet, a Monorail Man,

lady meet morty

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Two Assholes, and a Full Alligator in like an hour.

assholes full hour

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[ Boom! ]

boom

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[ Drips ]

drips

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Shit.

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I sense the presence

presence sense

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of a greater evil.

evil greater

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Drunk Rick: Check, check. One, two.

check drunk rick

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Okay. Is it recording? Good.

recording

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Hello, Vindicators.

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Welcome to your reckoning, baby!

baby welcome

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Welp, it's official.

official

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I had too much to drink last night.

drink night

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If you guys are watching this, you're, you know, the Vindicators.

watching

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So, now that we know...

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Obviously, I came here last night during a blackout.

blackout night obviously

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"Obviously?"

obviously

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You came here and defeated our arch nemesis...

arch defeated nemesis

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while so drunk you don't remember doing it?

drunk remember

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That's something "obvious" to you?

obvious

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Look, I'm a lit[burps] -- little more complex than you guys,

burps complex

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and, no offense, but I've always suspected

offense suspected

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that a lot of what you do in a year

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could be knocked out in a couple of hours.

couple hours knocked

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...So I thought, why not just do your job for you,

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so we can have a little fun game.

fun game

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If you break the rules, lose the game or try to leave,

break game lose rules

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you will die.

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Like in [burps] "Sawwww."

burps

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Well, I-I-I think we've seen enough,

seen

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I'll just figure out how to unplug this.

figure

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Okay, here we go. Room number one.

number room

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The Vindicators are known throughout the galaxy,

galaxy known throughout

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but do they know yourselves, do you know yourselves?

yourselves

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Match your -- your shit, your -- your gimmicks,

match

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with your faces, and y-you get it, it's a matching thing.

faces matching

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And do it in three minutes or you'll [burps] all die.

burps minutes three three-minutes

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[ Beep ]

beep

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Screw this. I'm not playing his game.

game playing screw

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I'm gonna find us a way out of here.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, Vance.

vance whoa

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He said you'd die if you tried to leave.

tried

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That means there's booby traps.

booby traps

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Why are you acting like that's not you?

acting

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What part of "blackout" don't you understand?

blackout part

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I thought you drank.

drank

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Like cool drinking! Like sexy drinking,

cool drinking sexy

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not this psycho, trailer-park shit!

park psycho trailer

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Vance, stay calm --

calm vance

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Oh, so you're the leader now, because we gave you a jacket?

jacket leader

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You're the learning-disabled kid we do photo ops with.

disabled learning photo

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Okay, ouch, but --

ouch

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this is triggering me. I need space.

space

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I-I need space from this!

space

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[ Rapid fire ]

fire rapid

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[ Electricity crackles ]

crackles electricity

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[ Chainsaw revs ]

revs

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[ Blade slices ]

blade slices

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[ Splat! ]

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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why I shouldn't crush your windpipe.

crush

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Because my epidermis is laced with a nanofiber defense mesh --

defense mesh

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And because, like I said, I don't remember last night.

night remember

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I told you not to invite this mummified motherfucker back.

invite motherfucker

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Alan, I'm not proud of what's happening here,

alan proud

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but if you keep coming at me,

coming

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there's gonna be another passenger on that ghost train.

another ghost passenger train

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Guys! I figured it out.

figured

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Congrats! You did it [burps] it!

burps congrats

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It was a bit. All of the descriptors apply to all of you.

apply

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Drunk Rick's point

drunk point

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is that none of you are very special or different.

special

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That's always his point.

point

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Let's just get through this as quickly as possible.

possible quickly

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Then we'll deal with the two of you.

deal

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The two of us? I hope you're proud of yourself.

hope proud

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Uh, I kind of am. I saved the God damn universe.

saved universe

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That's not the issue, Rick!

issue rick

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Ahh, it would've been if I hadn't!

wouldve

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The Vindicators say their job

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is to fight evil wherever it hides,

evil fight hides

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but they don't -- pick the location you'll --

location pick

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you'll never hear them even mention,

mention

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because to fight darkness is to fight yourself.

darkness fight

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Oh! I know this. Dorian 5!

dorian

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Crocubot, don't!

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There's no other possible answer.

answer possible

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My mechanical and reptilian logic are certain of it.

certain logic

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[ Squish! ]

squish

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Huh! I'm seeing more croc than bot here.

seeing

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God damn it!

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Uh, what happened on Dorian 5?

dorian happened

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Nothing? We exterminated a planet.

planet

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W-Wait. Huh?

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Doomnomitron was hiding there! He's a shapeshifter.

hiding

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Destroying Dorian 5 was the only way to kill him.

destroying dorian kill

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Come on, guys, we're all thinking it.

thinking

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Don't -- [ Coughs ]

coughs

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Don't make me say it.

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Oh, okay. This again.

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You know, [burps] I could have made you a device

burps device

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to detect Doomnomitron from orbit like [snaps fingers] that.

fingers orbit snaps snaps-fingers

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I'm not the one that didn't want you back. Alan was.

alan

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If you lay those deaths at my doorstep one more time --

deaths doorstep

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Do not threaten her.

threaten

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[ Ding! ]

ding

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What the hell is "Israel"?

israel

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It-It's just something Rick starts talking about

rick starts

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when he's blackout drunk.

blackout drunk

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W-What? In w-- In w-w-what?

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Like, w-w-what's my point?

point

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In a way that has no point,

point

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you just babble about defense budgets and the United Nations

budgets defense nations united

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and then you pass out.

pass

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So, to be clear, I sometimes reference

clear reference sometimes

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the geopolitical complexities of the topic --

topic

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Which is not the same as going to an anti-Semitic place.

anti place semitic

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I have not stake in this...

stake

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I don't either, I'm -- I'm just saying, if anything,

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the drunk version of me is probably so supportive of Israel

drunk israel supportive version

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he wants what's best for it and --

best wants

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Hey, man, I'm not touching this. You do you.

touching

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Aloha...means hello and goodbye in Hawaii.

goodbye hawaii

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But, uh, aloha means --

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has nothing to do with this room.

room

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[ Coughs ] I'm so fucking drunk.

coughs drunk fucking

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Ugh, okay. Here's the deal.

deal

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I-I want to rest my eyes for a little bit,

eyes rest

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I'm -- I'm not going to sleep,

sleep

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I just -- just need to rest my eyes,

eyes rest

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so let's make this one simple...

simple

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Just...try to hit some three pointers.

three

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Let's say...you have to hit...five three pointers

five three

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in...five minutes...or... I don't know,

five five-minutes minutes

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the whole place -- the whole planet will get blown up

blown place planet whole

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with a n-neutrino bomb.

bomb

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And try to make it a-a lesson about...yourselves,

lesson yourselves

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like -- like how selfish you are --

selfish

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are or something.

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And also Hawaii.

hawaii

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[ Sighs ] You guys hit the baskets,

baskets sighs

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I'll disarm the drunkenly-improvised neutrino bomb.

bomb drunkenly

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There's a 40 percent chance it's a dud,

chance percent

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but y-you should still stay back.

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Morty, how many of these --

morty

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Too many, Rick! Too many!

rick

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Man, I am really getting high-roaded today.

today

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[ Ding ]

ding

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Nice shot. Thank you.

shot

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You two make quite a team.

team

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[ Groans ]

groans

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Yeah, I guess --

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[ Ding ]

ding

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But you guys have always had a -- an unspoken bond.

bond unspoken

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I mean, really unspoken.

unspoken

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Like, let's-not-tell-my-husband unspoken.

husband unspoken

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[ Buzzer ]

buzzer

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We aren't married anymore, Alan.

alan anymore married

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Sure, but were we married

married

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when you two were "stranded" on Delphi Six for three days?

days stranded three three-days

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Because I sensed something was weird when you came back --

weird

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but what do I know about sensitivity?

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I'm just a phantom train conductor.

conductor train

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You're the pile of ordinary bugs that fucked my wife!

bugs fucked ordinary pile wife

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[ Ding ]

ding

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Where the fuck is the lead wire?

fuck lead wire

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You always put it in the weirdest place.

place weirdest

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Um, uh, over here maybe?

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Jesus Christ, what a shitty neutrino bomb.

bomb christ jesus jesus-christ shitty

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It's a miracle I ever actually destroy anything.

destroy miracle

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Oh, I don't know,

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you managed to destroy just about everything today.

destroy managed today

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The villains, the heroes,

heroes villains

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the lines between them, my childhood...

childhood lines

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Thank yeewwwwww. I appreciate it, Morty,

appreciate morty

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I know you were sucking the Kool-Aid

sucking

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out of the Vindicators' dicks

dicks

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so the fact that I was right about them

fact

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must be pretty hard to admit.

admit hard must

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Yeah, it is. You know why, Rick?

rick

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Because when you're an asshole,

asshole

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it doesn't matter how right you are,

matter

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nobody wants to give you the satisfaction.

nobody nobody-wants satisfaction wants

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I know. Everyone wants people they like to be right.

wants

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That's why popular people are fucking dumb.

dumb fucking popular

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And why your pretentious, poorly-written,

poorly pretentious written

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high-budget friends back there

budget friends

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can eat a double-decker shit sandwich.

decker double sandwich

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Disarmed.

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Holy shit. You're jealous.

holy jealous

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Yes! Is that what you want to hear?!

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Did it feel good?

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Did you like his six million wriggling legs

legs million

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more than my tragedy-stricken,

tragedy

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I conceived a child with Million Ants and it died inside me

ants child conceived died million

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because it was half a million ants and half collapsing star!

ants collapsing half million star

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And yes. He was better than you.

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Yeah?

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One...million... times...better.

million times

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All aboard, motherfuckers!

aboard motherfuckers

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[ Echoing ] Stop!

echoing

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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Oof! Didn't see that coming.

coming

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Is that sarcasm?

sarcasm

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I don't want you slipping away when this is over.

slipping

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All of these deaths are on your hands.

deaths hands

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Okay, come on, maybe a couple of them,

couple

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but definitely not the Train Guy.

train

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Oof!

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Oookay.

↓

[ Dinging ]

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All right, by now, I've been pretty clear

clear

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that I think the Vindicators are [coughs] full of shit.

coughs full

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But...you do have one thing that I'll never have.

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And that thing is the only part of the Vindicators

part

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with any value to me.

value

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If you know what it is, place it on the platform.

place platform

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Guess wrong and pla-planet will explode.

explode planet

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And probably the solar system,

solar solar-system system

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'cause I kind of fucking eyeballed the neutrino bombs

bombs fucking

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on this one.

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So what's the trick? Morty, you're the Drunk Rick expert.

drunk expert morty rick trick

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I think...no matter what we put on there, we die.

matter

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He said it's the part of the Vindicators he values.

part values

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That means nothing.

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He wants our last moment alive

alive moment wants

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to be spent knowing how few fucks he gave.

fucks knowing spent

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Jesus! Okay, open to second opinions.

jesus open opinions second

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It could -- It could be Morty.

morty

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What?

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I mean, look, when I get drunk,

drunk

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I get stupid and emotional and there's no logic to it.

emotional logic stupid

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It's, like, it's possible I got so drunk

drunk possible

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I felt like I was losing Morty to the Vindicators,

losing morty

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and maybe this is my way of saying, "Okay,

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you can have him but only if you know how important he is,

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otherwise I'll kill you."

kill otherwise

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That is a... really specific guess.

specific

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Look, I-I -- there's nothing in the room but us.

room

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I'm just using logic to connect some dots,

connect dots logic using

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it's the best guess I've got.

best

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But you're betting our lives on it.

betting lives

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I'll cover that bet. I get it.

cover

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Well, Morty, I think you're doing that smirky face

face morty

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because you're misinterpreting the moment.

moment

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I am not being coy about some hidden love for you.

hidden love

↓

I want to be really clear that if anyone has a better guess,

clear

↓

like, if I gave you an amulet last night, or --

night

↓

[ Ding ]

ding

↓

Phew.

phew

↓

[ Gasps ]

gasps

↓

Oh, shit.

↓

Sorry. I'm...not good at goodbyes,

↓

and...I'm drunk, so, you know, I just...

drunk

↓

It looks like I'm never going to see you again.

↓

I can't really roll with the hero types.

hero roll types

↓

And I don't -- they -- they don't want me around.

↓

But I want you to know, even if I didn't show it at the time,

↓

I really appreciated you sticking by me.

appreciated sticking

↓

God damn it, why am I crying? It makes no sense.

crying makes sense

↓

Ugh, you're -- you're probably confused

confused

↓

because we barely knew each other,

barely

↓

but you really stuck your neck out

neck stuck

↓

[burps] when you gave me props for my awesome jokes

awesome burps jokes props

↓

in the briefing room.

room

↓

Everybody else had their head so far up their ass.

everybody head

↓

Even my own grandson is like,

grandson

↓

"Oh, the Vindicators, they're so cool."

cool

↓

I mean, he's a moron, that's their demographic.

moron

↓

But you're different, Noob Noob.

↓

Motherfucker.

motherfucker

↓

You're fucking cool. And you're smart.

cool fucking smart

↓

[ Crying ] And I bet we coulda hung out and shit.

coulda crying hung

↓

And I hope you get to be a full-fledged Vindicator

full hope

↓

and -- and do -- do me a favor,

favor

↓

don't -- don't let them know I-I got emotional.

emotional

↓

But you can tell them one thing.

↓

Tell them I said --

↓

Oh fuck. Okay. I just shit myself. Okay, later.

fuck

↓

W-- Dude, Morty, what happened --

happened morty

↓

I sense this means we are not dying.

dying sense

↓

Not all of us.

↓

[ Both choking ]

choking

↓

Just let Titty Bean do this, Snuzzles.

bean titty

↓

It's for the greater good.

greater

↓

Greater good?

greater

↓

It's like you said, Morty.

morty

↓

There's no right or wrong --

↓

It's the galaxy's faith in the Vindicators

faith

↓

that keeps the galaxy secure.

galaxy keeps secure

↓

Yeah, I feel safer already.

safer

↓

No doubt, who do we make the check out to?

check doubt

↓

I will say we are getting some good licks in

licks

↓

while choking to death --

choking death

↓

Titty Bean. Listen to me.

bean titty

↓

When you came to me,

↓

I was merely a sentient colony of ants.

ants merely

↓

It was your beliefs, your pursuit of justice...

beliefs justice

↓

that taught me to be a man.

taught

↓

[ Grunts ]

grunts

↓

When did it get so complicated?

complicated

↓

Who knows. But we can make it simple again.

knows simple

↓

You were always the romantic.

romantic

↓

Which is why you can't leave, either.

↓

[ Squish! ]

squish

↓

I'm sorry, my love.

love

↓

Damn! She double-crossed Snuzzles!

crossed double

↓

Silence! I'm going to enjoy this...

enjoy silence

↓

[ Air horn blows ]

blows horn horn-blows

↓

for killing Worldender, putting this awesome party together,

awesome killing party putting

↓

and for booking one of the hottest talents out there --

booking hottest talents

↓

Logic!

logic

↓

Look at that.

↓

Geez, I must have planned a whole party.

geez must party planned whole

↓

- It's Logic, y'all. - Invited a bunch of people.

bunch invited logic yall

↓

- Not bad, Drunk Rick, not bad. - Shout out to my boy, Rick.

drunk rick shout

↓

Are you ready?

ready

↓

♪ There's a choo-choo train man, he's rolling down tragedy ♪

choo rolling tragedy train

↓

♪ Everybody knowing Supernova fights gravity ♪

everybody fights gravity knowing

↓

Rick, Supernova's getting away.

rick

↓

But...she was trying to kill us.

kill

↓

Morty, 20 people try to kill me every week.

kill morty week

↓

I end up getting high with half of them.

half

↓

I mean, check it out, Gearhead's here.

check

↓

♪ There's this dude Million Ants ♪

ants million

↓

Hmm. Well, that's gonna shoot through me.

shoot

↓

Morty, you're wearing a Vindicator jacket.

jacket morty wearing

↓

Are you a little superhero now?

superhero

↓

Everyone in the universe is a hero, Mom.

hero universe

↓

Which is why we don't need jackets.

jackets

↓

And I'm pretty sure we don't need Vindicators.

↓

Don't mind if I do.

mind

↓

Hey, everybody! Look who's a Vindicator!

everybody

↓

Man, Grandpa Rick must have gotten shitfaced.

gotten grandpa must rick

↓

♪ Can't forget about the one who never seems to get a chance ♪

chance forget seems

↓

Noob Noob!

↓

Noob Noob!

↓

♪ YouTube ♪

youtube

↓

I can't believe we're getting Gear Cream with a Vindicator.

believe cream gear

↓

So, you girls in Gear college or Gear --

college gear girls

↓

[ Explosion ]

explosion

↓

Okay. Sounds like a job for...me.

sounds

↓

I better go get into my alter ego.

alter

↓

[ Gasps ] So cool.

cool gasps

↓

Wait, what alter ego?

alter

↓

He was already wearing the jacket.

jacket wearing

↓

[ Breathing heavily, whimpering ]

breathing breathing-heavily heavily whimpering

↓

Gotta know when to hold 'em and --

↓

Aaaaah!

aaaaah

↓

[ Clunk! ]