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Rick and Morty

Season 3, Episode 3 — Pickle Rick

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Pickle Rick

Air date: August 06, 2017

Director: Anthony Chun

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

It's family therapy time in this one broh. Classic stuff. Pickle Rick too.

Source: TMDB

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Rick: Morty?!

morty rick

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- Morty! - Rick?

morty rick

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- Hey, Morty?! - Rick?

morty rick

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Are you far away, or are you inside something?

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Is this a camera?

camera

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Is everything a camera?

camera

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Rick: Morty, the garage, Morty.

garage morty rick

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Come to the garage!

garage

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Morty?

morty

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Rick? W-where are you?

rick

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On my work bench, Morty.

bench morty

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Are you invisible and you're gonna, like, fart on me?

fart invisible

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Flip the pickle over.

flip pickle

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What, I'm gonna touch it,

touch

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and you're gonna tell me it's an alien dick or something.

alien dick

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Come on, flip the pickle, Morty.

flip morty pickle

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You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge.

huge regret

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I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!

morty pickle turned

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Boom! Big reveal -- I'm a pickle.

boom pickle reveal

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What do you think about that?

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I turned myself into a pickle!

pickle turned

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W-what are you just staring at me for, bro.

staring

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I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!

morty pickle turned

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And?

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What more do you want tacked on to this?

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I turned myself into a pickle, and 9/11 was an inside job.

pickle turned

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Was it? Who cares, Morty?

cares morty

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Global acts of terrorism happen every day.

acts global happen

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Uh, here's something that's never happened before --

happened

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I'm a pickle.

pickle

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I'm Pickle Rick!

pickle rick

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I hope my lack of fingers doesn't prevent

fingers hope lack prevent

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the perception of my air quotes.

perception

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Can't you just turn yourself back into a human?

human

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Great question, Summer.

question summer

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The unfortunate answer is

answer unfortunate

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I did this to challenge myself.

challenge

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And it could take hours or even days

days hours

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before I'm able to figure out how to return to human form.

able figure form human return

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But, I mean, you know, your mom could put me

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in a purse or a pocket, you know,

pocket purse

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if she really needs me to go.

needs

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Nobody needs anything. Okay, it's fine.

needs nobody

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I mean, you should just stay here and figure out

figure

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how to stop being a pickle, okay?

pickle

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Hey, Rick, why is there a syringe of mysterious fluid

fluid mysterious rick

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hanging directly over you?

directly hanging

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Also, why is the string attached to it running through

attached running string

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a pair of scissors attached to a timer?

attached pair scissors timer

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And why is the time set to 10 minutes from now,

minutes

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exactly when we would have left for therapy?

left therapy

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Well, Morty, if you know must know,

morty must

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the syringe is completely unrelated to this discussion,

completely discussion unrelated

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and, therefore, it does not warrant further explanation.

explanation further therefore warrant

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Enough. Kids, it's time to go. We don't want to be late.

kids late

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W-w-what are you doing there, Beth?

beth

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What are you doing there, sweetie?

sweetie

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Well, I mean, you don't want to get pierced by a needle

needle pierced

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full of liquid unrelated to your situation.

full liquid situation unrelated

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How's that gonna help?

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Can't argue with that.

argue

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Great. We'll see you later.

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Okay, I may have [bleep] up here.

bleep

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[ Groans ]

groans

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Dup, ap, ap, pap, ut, dah, pap, pap, pap, pah.

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T-t-tah, tah.

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[ Blowing raspberries ]

blowing

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[ Groans ]

groans

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[ Clicking tongue ]

clicking tongue

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[ Meows ]

meows

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Oh, great.

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Stupid cat.

stupid

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[ Sniffs, yowls ]

sniffs

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I know what it looks like

whoa

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to you, Izzy, but I'm not a snake!

izzy snake

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I've seen the YouTube videos, I know cats are scared

cats scared seen videos youtube

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of cucumbers and pickles because they think they're snakes.

pickles snakes

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[ Hisses ] I'm not a snake!

hisses snake

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I'm a pickle, I'm a pickle!

pickle

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Whoa! [ Grunts ]

grunts whoa

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Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

whoa

↓

[ Groans ]

groans

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Oh, crap, that sun is bright.

bright

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Okay, come on.

↓

This can't really be the way I go out.

↓

This is the mega-genius equivalent

genius mega

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of dying on the toilet.

dying toilet

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So hot.

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This is how I'm gonna die.

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[ Thunder rumbles ]

thunder

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Oh, God, moisture.

moisture

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Oh, God, the moisture -- dial it back, God.

dial moisture

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Dial it back a little bit here!

dial

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Oh! Oh.

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[ Gasping ]

gasping

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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Oh, God!

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Perpendicular, perpendicular!

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Oh, shit!

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Oh! Oh!

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[ Screaming ]

screaming

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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Oh!

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[ Squeaking ]

squeaking

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Come on. That's it.

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Come get this delicious brine.

delicious

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Aah!

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[ Squeals ] [ Grunts ]

grunts squeals

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[ Muffled ] Come on! Come on, mother-fucker!

fucker mother muffled

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Come on!

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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[ Loud crunch ]

crunch loud

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[ Panting ]

panting

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Yes!

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How is this even family therapy

family therapy

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if Dad's not invited and Grandpa won't come?

dads grandpa invited

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Yeah, and what's courageous about eating a hot dog?

courageous eating

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It's nobody's choice to be here, you knobs.

choice nobodys

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The family was told to get counseling by your principal,

counseling family principal

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even though it's not the family that was

family

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huffing pottery glaze in the art room

glaze room

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and desk wetting in history class.

class desk history history-class

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[ Door opens ] Oh, the Smith family,

door door-opens family opens smith

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minus a dad.

minus

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You're patients of Dr. Wong, too?

patients

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Temporarily -- by order of the school.

order school

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Me too. How long have you all been eating poop?

eating poop

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We...have never...

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eaten poop.

eaten poop

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Uh, me, neither.

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Say, where did my family get off to? [ Chuckles ]

chuckles family

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Smith family, I'm Dr. Wong.

family smith

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Come on in.

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I was told there was a grandpa that might be joining us?

grandpa joining might

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He got wrapped up in an experiment.

experiment wrapped

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He's a scientist.

scientist

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Like, legit, like on a an inter-galactic,

legit

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sci-fi level. His work is very --

level

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He turned himself into a pickle.

pickle turned

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Morty, Mom's talking. I'm sorry.

moms morty

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I suppose that's a good segue

suppose

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into our little discipline cases here.

cases discipline

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Does Grandpa turn himself into a pickle a lot?

grandpa pickle

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What?! No! What kind of question is that?

question

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The kind that wasn't designed to attack or hurt you in any way.

attack designed hurt

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Oh, Jesus Christ, one of these.

christ jesus jesus-christ

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No, my father has never turned himself into a pickle before.

father pickle turned

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He's unpredictable and eccentric.

eccentric

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The whole family is. Speaking of which...

family speaking whole whole-family

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Okay, let's open things up to the whole family,

family open whole whole-family

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and let me ask this.

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Why do we think Grandpa turned himself into a pickle?

grandpa pickle turned

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[ Sawing ]

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[ Sighs ]

sighs

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Wow. Ugh!

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[ Snarling ]

snarling

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Hey, listen, I know this is your world not mine.

world

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The sooner I can get out, the sooner I can go back

sooner

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to taking big craps, and you can go back to subsisting on them.

craps

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You are one driven rat.

driven

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Could you be a little more driven?

driven

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To the right.

↓

Yes, yes, yes!

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Come on, come on, come on! Fresh, fresh, fresh!

fresh

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, was this your friend?

friend whoa

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Don't worry, he died doing what he loved, being a dumb fucking rat.

died dumb fucking loved worry

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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[ Snarling, screeching ]

screeching snarling

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Oh, yeah!

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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[ Laughs ]

laughs

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[ Rats squealing ]

rats squealing

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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Aaaah!

aaaah

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I didn't say my father is perfect,

father perfect

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I said his work is important.

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And she's saying what's important is

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that Grandpa lied to you to get out of coming here.

coming grandpa lied

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Oh, he did not!

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Let's do an experiment here.

experiment

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I get the impression this family values science.

family impression science values

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So raise your hand if you feel certain

certain hand raise

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you know what was in the syringe.

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Raise your hand if you know for certain

certain hand raise

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the syringe does not contain anti-pickle serum.

anti pickle

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Beth, your hand did a little thing there.

beth hand

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Do you really not see what's happening here?

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Tell me. Well, Dr. Wong --

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by the way, racist name --

name racist

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obviously, Morty and Summer are seizing on your

morty obviously summer

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arbitrary pickle obsession as an end run

arbitrary obsession pickle

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around what was supposed to be their therapy.

supposed therapy

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Oh, I think this pickle incident

incident pickle

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is a better path than any other

path

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to the heart of your family's dysfunction.

dysfunction familys heart

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I think it's possible that you and your father

father possible

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have a very specific dynamic.

dynamic specific

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I don't think it's one

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that rewards emotion or vulnerability.

emotion vulnerability

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I think it may punish them.

punish

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I think it's possible that dynamic eroded your marriage,

dynamic marriage possible

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and is infecting your kids with a tendency

kids

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to misdirect their feelings.

feelings

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Fuck you.

fuck

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- Mom! - Mom!

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Fuck both of you, too.

fuck

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[ Snarling ]

snarling

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By the way, you might notice that in spite of

might notice spite

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your numerous distinctive features,

features numerous

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[growls] I never gave you a name like Scar or Stripe or Goliath.

growls name scar stripe

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That's because, to me, you aren't special.

special

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You were special to rats. Now they're dead.

dead rats special

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I guess it was me you should have impressed.

impressed

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God damn it, I love myself.

love

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Pickle Rick!

pickle rick

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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[ Sighs ]

sighs

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[ Grunting ]

grunting

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Get that parkour.

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Get that parkour!

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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[ Elevator dings ]

dings elevator elevator-dings

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[ All gasp ] Hey, it's cool.

cool gasp

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Just need to find the nearest exit.

exit nearest

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! No need to freak out.

freak whoa

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[ Shouting in Russian ]

russian shouting

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Whoa!

whoa

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[ Panting ]

panting

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Who in the fucks toilet is this?

fucks toilet

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[ Alarm blaring ]

alarm alarm-blaring blaring

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What is it?

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[ Russian accent ] A pickle? A rat? Both.

accent pickle russian

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[ Russian accent ] It says it's a scientist.

accent russian scientist

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Where is it?

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It seems to be using the air ducts

ducts seems using

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and the mail tubes to get around.

mail tubes

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It's been gathering office supplies, we think,

gathering office supplies

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to build weaponry.

build

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But look what it did on the mezzanine.

↓

It transferred a bottle from the trash to the recycling bin.

bottle recycling transferred trash

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Whatever this thing is, it's shaming us.

↓

We have 34 armed guards, and we can't kill a pickle?

armed guards kill pickle

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32 armed guards.

armed guards

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He killed two.

killed

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It's on the phone.

phone

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Put him on, and locate the phone he's using.

locate phone using

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[ Phone beeps ] Hello.

beeps phone phone-beeps

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Rick: Hi, um, can you, uh, [belches] please let me out.

belches rick

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Your mere presence in this building

building mere presence

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violates international law.

international violates

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I couldn't let you out even if you hadn't killed two men.

killed

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You should know those men killed themselves.

killed

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And how is that?

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They didn't [belches] let me out.

belches

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Solen'ya.

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Shut your mouth and do your jobs,

jobs mouth

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you fucking children!

children fucking

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Uh, is this not a good time or...?

↓

Some of my men are calling you "Solen'ya" --

calling

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the Pickle Man, an old wives tale.

pickle tale wives

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He crawls from bowls of cold soup

bowls cold crawls soup

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to steal the dreams of wasteful children.

children dreams steal

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That'd be a lucky break for you.

break lucky thatd

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Go, shoot to kill.

kill shoot

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Aaah!

aaah

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[ Both scream ]

scream

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[ Gunfire in distance ]

distance gunfire

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[ Russian accent ] We got him.

accent russian

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- Ah. - Ah.

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Rick: Because this pickle

pickle rick

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doesn't care about your children.

care children

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And I'm not gonna take their dreams.

dreams

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I'm gonna take their parents.

parents

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[ Beeping ]

beeping

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[ Whirring ]

whirring

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[ Whirring ]

whirring

↓

[ Screaming ]

screaming

↓

Solen'ya! He's coming!

coming

↓

It's because I threw half-way my sandwich!

half sandwich threw

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He's just a pickle!

pickle

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He's a monster.

monster

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He's not the only one.

↓

[ Beep ]

beep

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You can stay, dead to the world and die in this room.

dead room world

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Or you can kill a pickle for me and earn your freedom.

earn freedom kill pickle

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There is no freedom while you're leader breathes.

breathes freedom leader

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Our country is a prison.

country prison

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Then Catarina is a prisoner.

prisoner

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Perhaps I could arrange her escape, as well.

arrange escape perhaps

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She lives, Jaguar.

jaguar lives

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Where is this pickle?

pickle

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What do you think is in the syringe, Beth?

beth

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You're the one that costs $200 an hour. You tell me.

costs hour

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- Anti-pickle serum. - It's anti-pickle serum.

anti pickle

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Your kids think it might be anti-pickle serum.

anti kids might pickle

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My kids pee their desks and suck on unbaked vases.

desks kids suck

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They're just angry at me for divorcing their father.

angry father

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I never said I was angry at you.

angry

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That's the point of pottery-enamel huffing, Summer.

point summer

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You do it so you don't have to say

↓

"I'm angry at mommy" out loud.

angry loud mommy

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Oh, my God! Oh, there --

↓

there's pictures of people eating poop in there!

eating pictures poop

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It's not my job to take sides or pass judgment.

judgment pass sides

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Do you think when your father asks for that syringe,

asks father

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you could ask him-- He won't have to ask for it, okay?

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He won't need it.

↓

He'll just make more.

↓

He doesn't need anything from anyone.

↓

You admire him for that.

admire

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It's better than making your problems

problems

↓

other people's problems.

peoples problems

↓

[ Whirring ]

whirring

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[ Screams ]

screams

↓

Oh, come on!

↓

[ Grunts ]

grunts

↓

[ Screams ]

screams

↓

[ Groans ]

groans

↓

[ Sighs ]

sighs

↓

Pickle Man, you should know this isn't personal!

personal pickle

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You should know that isn't original.

original

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They have my daughter.

daughter

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There's nothing I won't do to see her again.

↓

Yeah, there's lots I wouldn't do to see my daughter,

daughter lots

↓

but killing you gets me to her quicker

killing quicker

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than your derivative bullshit.

bullshit

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[ Groaning ]

groaning

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[ Both screaming ]

screaming

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I never bullshit, Pickle Man.

bullshit pickle

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This can only end with one of us dead,

dead

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and I have never died.

died

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That will be your downfall, Jaguar,

jaguar

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not being open to new experiences.

experiences open

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[ Gunfire ]

gunfire

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Is it done?

↓

Jaguar?!

jaguar

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Rick: Jaguar couldn't make it.

jaguar rick

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Do it.

↓

Okay, you win, Pickle Man.

pickle

↓

I'm unsealing the building.

building

↓

No, thanks. I'm coming for you now.

coming thanks

↓

Pickle Man, there's $100 million worth of bonds

bonds million pickle worth

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in a safe on level two.

level safe

↓

I'll give you the combination.

combination

↓

That money belongs to the people.

belongs money

↓

Shut up and call me a helicopter, you prick!

helicopter prick

↓

Do we have a deal?!

deal

↓

Take that money, give it to Jaguar's daughter

daughter money

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when you set her free.

free

↓

Or I'll be visiting you.

visiting

↓

Jaguar's daughter is dead.

daughter dead

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Huh, so you're a liar.

liar

↓

Jaguar was an animal.

animal jaguar

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You're an intelligent pickle.

intelligent pickle

↓

We can do business.

business

↓

I don't think so. See you soon.

↓

- Is the helicopter here? - Yes.

helicopter

↓

And the police are on the way.

police

↓

What do we tell them?

↓

Ooh! Aah!

↓

Tell them we were robbed.

robbed

↓

[ Helicopter blades whirring ]

blades helicopter whirring

↓

Hey! Hey, what are you doing?!

↓

I'm right here!

↓

Farewell, Solen'ya.

farewell

↓

F-15s are scrambled.

scrambled

↓

This helicopter will be shot down in seven minutes.

helicopter minutes seven seven-minutes shot

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Well, my daughter is about five away,

daughter five

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and I've got about eight to live.

eight live

↓

Pickle Man, it's too late for me to tell my daughter

daughter late pickle

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I love her, but not for you.

love

↓

Oh, well, uh, she knows.

knows

↓

I mean, we don't really buy into that kind of crap,

↓

to the extent that love is an expression

expression love

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of familiarity over time, my access to infinite timelines

access infinite

↓

precludes the necessity of attachment.

attachment

↓

In fact, I even abandoned one of my infinite daughters

abandoned daughters fact infinite

↓

in an alternate version of earth

earth version

↓

that was taken over by mutants.

taken

↓

Okay. Good luck with that.

luck

↓

Wait. Do I have infinite daughters?

daughters infinite

↓

Huh? Uh, no. No, nope, sorry about that.

nope

↓

Nope, just me.

nope

↓

Yeesh!

↓

I...

↓

am...

↓

afraid...

afraid

↓

that my kids will get expelled.

expelled kids

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Good. Summer, you go.

summer

↓

I am mad...

↓

that I can't huff enamel

huff

↓

without people assuming it's because my family sucks.

assuming family sucks

↓

I hope to be seen one day

hope seen

↓

as someone that just likes getting high.

likes

↓

Good job.

↓

Morty, do you have an "I" statement?

morty statement

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I am sad...

↓

that I peed.

peed

↓

I'm sad that I peed in class instead of a toilet.

class peed toilet

↓

Look at this family go. You guys are pros.

family pros

↓

What do you guys think about doing this once a week?

week

↓

Ugh.

↓

[ Grunts ]

grunts

↓

[ Groans ]

groans

↓

You must be Rick. Mm-hmm.

must rick

↓

I've heard a lot about you today.

heard today

↓

Your family is crazy about you.

crazy family

↓

Your daughter holds you in very high regard.

daughter holds regard

↓

You're a lucky fella.

fella lucky

↓

Yeah, thank you. Uh, sweetie, you don't still

sweetie

↓

happen to have that syringe in your purse?

happen purse

↓

Dad...

↓

I would like you to tell me what's in the syringe.

↓

It's a serum that I need to, uh, to stay alive.

alive

↓

I have had a rough day.

rough

↓

And, uh, I've sustained a lot of damage.

damage sustained

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I'm pretty close to death, which the serum will prevent.

close death prevent

↓

By changing you from a pickle to a human.

changing human pickle

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Yes.

↓

Rick, why did you lie to your daughter?

daughter rick

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So I wouldn't have to come here.

↓

Why didn't you want to come here?

↓

Because I don't respect therapy, because I'm a scientist.

respect scientist therapy

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Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy

create destroy invent

↓

for a living, and when I don't like something

living

↓

about the world, I change it.

change world

↓

And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall

mall office rented strip

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to listen to some agent of averageness

agent

↓

explain which words mean which feelings

explain feelings words

↓

has ever helped anyone do anything.

helped

↓

I think it's helped a lot of people get comfortable

comfortable helped

↓

and stop panicking, which is a state of mind

mind panicking state

↓

[burps] we value in the animals we eat,

animals burps value

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but not something I want for myself.

↓

I'm not a cow.

↓

I'm a pickle -- when I feel like it.

pickle

↓

So...you asked.

asked

↓

Rick, the only connection between

connection rick

↓

your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness

intelligence sickness

↓

destroying your family is that everyone in your family,

destroying family

↓

you included, use intelligence to justify sickness.

included intelligence justify sickness

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You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind

mind viewing

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as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse.

curse force unstoppable

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And I think it's because the only

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truly unapproachable concept for you

concept truly

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is that it's your mind within your control.

control mind

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You chose to come here, you chose to talk

chose

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to belittle my vocation, just as you chose to become a pickle.

become chose pickle

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You are the master of your universe,

master universe

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and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces.

blood dripping feces

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Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand.

enormous hand mind

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I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless

bored doubt senseless

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by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth

bored brush teeth therapy

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and wipe my ass.

wipe

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Because the thing about repairing,

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maintaining, and cleaning is it's not an adventure.

adventure cleaning

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There's no way to do it so wrong you might die.

might

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It's just work.

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And the bottom line is,

bottom bottom-line line

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some people are okay going to work, and some people...

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well, some people would rather die.

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Each of us gets to choose.

choose

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[ Watch beeps ] That's our time.

beeps watch

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I'm going to give you guys my card

card

↓

and hope to hear from you again.

hope

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And if you have any friends or family that eat poop

family friends poop

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and would like to stop, give them my number.

number

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I, um...

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I'm sorry I lied to get out of the thing.

lied

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I -- I shouldn't lie to you.

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Oh, it's fine.

↓

I mean, thank you, and, yeah, you shouldn't.

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But I hope you know that's not what

hope

↓

that session was supposed to be.

session supposed

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Oh, no, I mean, I know it was Morty peeing his pants

morty pants peeing

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and Summer snorting glue or whatever...

glue summer

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[ Laughs ]

laughs

↓

She huffed enamel, and we never even talked about it.

talked

↓

Well, there was so much more at stake.

stake

↓

[ Laughs ]

laughs

↓

I mean, that shrink, what a monologuist.

shrink

↓

Are we gonna go back?

↓

Sweetie, could I get -- get that syringe now?

sweetie

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Oh, my God, yes! Dad, it's in my purse.

purse

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Oh, I'm sorry. You must be in agony.

agony must

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Eh.

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[ Groans ]

groans

↓

[ Coughing ]

coughing

↓

Jesus.

jesus

↓

[ Coughs ]

coughs

↓

Jesus Christ. Therapists, man.

christ jesus jesus-christ therapists

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Weird breed.

breed weird

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Man, I missed having hands...

hands having missed

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and blood and a stomach.

blood stomach

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We should get a drink.

drink

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Really? Like, go somewhere?

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Yeah, let's drop the kids off and go tie one on.

drop kids

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Absolutely.

absolutely

↓

I -- I liked her.

liked

↓

So what are you thinking, like, Smokey's Tavern?

thinking

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Maybe Shoney's?

↓

Yeah, either one. Either one.

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Rick: You'll never get away with this, Concerto.

rick

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That is where you're mistaken, Mr. Sanchez.

mistaken sanchez

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This shall be my greatest performance of all time!

greatest performance

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[ Plays "Moonlight Sonata" ]

moonlight plays

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This is it, Morty. We're goners.

morty

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We're not getting out of this one.

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After everything we've been through,

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this is how we're gonna die.

↓

Make peace with your god.

peace

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Oh, geez, Rick, I-I-I don't want to die!

geez rick

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And now for the E-splat!

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[ Grunts ]

grunts

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Jaguar!

jaguar

↓

Who? Who was that, Rick?

rick

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That, Morty, is why you don't go to therapy.

morty therapy