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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 5, Episode 3 — Goodbye Kitty

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Goodbye Kitty
Air date: November 16, 2003
Director: Jimmy Simons
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.
Source: TMDB
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Got my keys. Got my wallet. What--?
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Ah!
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Grocery list.
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You know the drill. Mommy never knows.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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- a ball hog. - Hello, boys.
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if they're not actually handicapped?
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I know she's been gone a long time, Stevie,
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- Please don't do this to me. - Seventh grade...
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first dance...
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- open fly. - All right, fine.
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But I'm sick and tired of you throwing that in my face all the time.
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Save it for the game.
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Come on, Jamie, I gotta get to work.
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- Here, Dewey, you're good with the baby. - No, I'm not.
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- You're just saying that. - You caught me.
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I was looking for a book we can use for Jamie.
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Turns out we didn't even take the cellophane off Dewey's.
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Malcolm, Reese, get a move on!
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- What on earth are you doing? - I have to practice being in a wheelchair.
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That makes sense. You never know.
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All it takes is one horrible accident, and you end up in one of those
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- for the rest of your life. - Just for basketball.
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That's the spirit.
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Reese, what is taking you so long?
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Why don't you just admit it? Nobody in this house cares about my hair but me!
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Let's go, come on.
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Come on, Jamie, just eat it.
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It's not that bad. See?
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I don't hate it.
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Mm.
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It's terrible news. She has acute laminitis in her hoof.
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You mean kill her?
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- Mm-hm. - Oh, the poor thing.
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- Who's going to have to do it? - We will have to do it, Francis.
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- You're kidding. - We have no choice.
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After all, we are real ranchers.
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We must be strong and determined, and never shirk from our responsibilities,
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no matter how unpleasant they may be.
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You're going to make me do this, aren't you?
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Otto?
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Dewey, get out here or I'm going to throw your dinner away!
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Okay.
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This meal looks fantastic, Lois.
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- Thank you so much for the invitation. - We figured with Kitty
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coming home tomorrow, you'd like one last chance
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- to enjoy meat. - Yeah.
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You're not gonna believe what happened to me today.
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Some girl dropped her diary into my backpack by mistake.
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Do you know whose it is?
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No, but it's awesome.
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She talks about her teachers, classes, friends.
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It's like a whole world I never knew existed.
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Dig in, Stevie. That's real butter pooling on your plate.
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Can't eat.
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Too excited about Mom coming home.
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I made her a card,
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baked her a cake,
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- wrote her a song. - Stevie, you're gonna black out again.
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Can we put up Chinese lanterns?
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You bet, son. Anything you want.
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Hal, I wonder if I could see you
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- for just a moment. - Oh, sure.
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Stevie is certainly excited about his mother coming home tomorrow.
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Kitty isn't on a business trip. She divorced me two months ago.
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- She's never coming home. - What?
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Kitty isn't on a business trip. She divorced me two months ago.
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- She's never coming home. - What?
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- Kitty isn't on a business trip - No, it's not that kind of "what."
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Stevie thinks she's coming back tomorrow.
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I know I should have told him, but every time I'd look in his face--
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You know me, Hal.
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I've always had a hard time being, you know, direct.
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That was one of my problems with Kitty.
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That and the utterly mechanical nature of our sex life.
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Look, Stevie has to know that his mother isn't coming back.
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You're absolutely right. Any way you could tell him?
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Why would I tell him?
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- What's the matter? - Kitty divorced Abe.
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- She's not coming home. - Oh, my God.
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- What on earth happened? - The truth is, the last few years,
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she only stayed with me because of Stevie.
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He's always been so sick and helpless.
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The whole marriage was built around taking care of him.
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Oh, I had no idea.
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Then two months ago, she walked in and announced
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that Stevie was finally doing just fine.
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Then she packed her bags and left.
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Now, look, Abe, I'm really sorry, but Stevie still has to know.
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Abe, you have got to tell Stevie.
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- Tell him what? - None of your business. Get back there.
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How do I tell that poor boy his mother is never coming home?
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- I'll tell him. - I told you to get out of here.
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- What's going on? - Kitty and Abe got a divorce.
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- Now, leave us alone. - What?
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Abe, you have got to do the right thing and go in there now.
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What about Malcolm? Why can't he tell him?
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Wouldn't it be more comforting coming from his best friend?
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I said I'd tell him.
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Reese, out. Now.
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Why should I tell him?
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Well, you're not entirely blameless in this.
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- What? - You're the one who always pushed him
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to try new things, dances, ski trips, basketball.
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Before he met you, that boy could hardly handle a yo-yo.
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By what stretch of the imagination is this considered one full serving?
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Not now, Dewey.
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Abe, we are through talking about this. Now, go.
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Okay, I told him.
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- What? - He's taking it pretty hard.
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Somebody should go over there and talk to him.
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It's really weird.
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It's only been three days since Stevie found out about him Mom,
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but he's regressed like 10 years.
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So, I think we can beat these guys.
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We just can't be afraid to get physical under the boards.
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Come on, Stevie.
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I know you're going through a hard time, but we're in the tournament.
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This might help take your mind off of it for a while.
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Just talk to me, Stevie. I know you're not this far gone.
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You don't know anything about what I'm going through
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or how I feel.
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Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to conserve
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my remaining strength for breathing.
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And stop using that.
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You can talk perfectly, you don't need that thing.
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Fine.
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If you're not going to talk to me, I'm out of here.
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This whole growing up thing's unfair.
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When you're born, everything's perfect, but before you know it, it all goes bad.
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Every day, you get a little less attention,
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you gotta do more stuff, and they love you a little less.
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No, that's just this family.
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Reese, how many time do I have to tell you,
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don't leave your filthy socks on the kitchen table!
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September 18th. What an aggravating day.
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Some idiot named Hal streaked our gym class.
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He didn't see the volleyball net,
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and they ended up carrying him off in a stretcher.
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And then at lunch, this other guy--
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Excuse me.
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- You wanna pick that up? - Why should I?
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Because it's trash. Or are you one of those charming people
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who thinks that's just someone else's responsibility?
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The rest of us should follow you
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around your whole life and clean up all the messes you leave behind?
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Let me ask you a question. Were you, like, born 45?
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People like you are the reason I am moving to Paris the second I graduate!
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Oh, my God.
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This girl rocks.
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When I tell you to pick something up, pick it up!
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I don't know what to do.
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- Stevie's just devastated. - Mm-hm.
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I try to talk to him, but he just shuts me out.
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Well, he'll come around. You'll see, Abe. Everything will be fine.
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Now, come on. You don't want to be late for your meeting.
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I don't know what's happening with Jamie. We're going through all this baby food,
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- and he still always wants to nurse. - Honey, not now.
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I'm dealing with a family thing here. Now, if you get a little weepy
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during your presentation, do what I do.
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Spill coffee on yourself and leave the room.
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You're too good to me.
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Hal, what exactly are you doing with Abe? I've seen you pulling the yarn balls
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off his sweater, and yesterday, you were massaging his feet.
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I know he means a lot to you, but you can't replace Kitty.
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That's ridiculous, Lois. I'm just being a good friend.
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You matter.
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Francis?
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Yes?
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You haven't taken care of Paint Can yet, have you?
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What kind of a question is that? If I had, would I be hiding from you?
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It's all right, Francis.
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It's unfair of me to put this burden on you.
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We will do this thing together.
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Just think.
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We will be sending her to a much better place,
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with open fields and cool mountain springs where she can run all day,
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and horses ride people.
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Unless, of course, she's been a bad horse.
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Then she will have to spend eternity in a lake of fire,
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with a delicious bale of hay just out of reach.
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Otto, I've never killed anything bigger than a poodle.
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And that was a total accident.
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Francis, as hard as it will be, I know we can do this.
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No one said the cowboy life was easy.
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I'll meet you here at 5, after yoga.
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Stevie, what are you doing?
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I've seen you do wheelies up and down this ramp.
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Why don't you find yourself another project?
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LIoyd looks happy. Why don't you destroy his family?
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Stevie, I know what your Mom did was horrible,
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but you've got to stop feeling sorry for yourself.
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Get mad.
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That's what I would do if my Mom walked out on me.
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Okay, not my Mom.
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But the point is, you have every right to be angry.
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You're right. That's exactly what I needed to hear.
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Thanks very much.
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There you go.
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- This thing sucks at sarcasm. - Fine.
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"My Mommy left me, and now I'm a helpless baby."
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I'm not going to let you just sit there and feel sorry for yourself. Think fast.
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Come on, you're not that big of a wuss.
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You are not in charge of how big a wuss I am.
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I know you can use your arms. Catch it.
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Look at the helpless little boy in the wheelchair.
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Look at the little cripple. Are you gonna cry?
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Are you gonna cry, little cripple boy? Ooh, it's a baby in a wheelchair.
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I might be going down a bad road here, but if I stop before I make my point,
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this could look kind of bad.
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"Wah! Wah!
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I'm a little baby.
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- I can't move my legs. - Kick his ass.
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Where's my mommy?"
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Well, this is interesting.
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I now officially qualify for wheelchair basketball.
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Never help anyone.
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You've never been in love, have you?
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October 12th. At lunch, J.J. was telling my fortune.
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Wow, "girl" again.
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I keep telling you, I'm only going to have girls.
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That's if I have kids at all.
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I mean, the whole suburban Mom thing seems like such a nightmare.
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Who is that?
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I don't know.
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But he's getting to second base, if I have anything to say about it.
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Whoa.
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I have to figure out how to get him to notice me.
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I don't think you have to worry about that.
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What do you mean?
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Well, you know,
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he'll probably do something you don't like,
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and you'll unload on him.
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What? I don't unload on people.
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Honey, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the truth is,
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everyone calls you "The Mouth."
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- The Mouth? - Yeah,
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but they're just a bunch of immature jerks.
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And the principal, he's just trying to fit in.
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Abe, you're not getting the flu. It's just your allergies.
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Did you take your spray?
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Look in your vest pocket.
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Uh-huh. What am I going to do with you?
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Can you pat my back?
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Thanks.
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Here you go, Paint Can.
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Got you the biggest, nicest carrot I could find.
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Please, Francis, let us not drag this out any longer than we have to.
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Okay, let's just do it.
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Oh...
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Don't worry, Paint Can. It'll all be over soon.
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One quick pull of the trigger, and we will put an end to her misery.
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Ready.
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Aim!
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Fire!
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- Why didn't you shoot? - You didn't shoot, either.
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- I wasn't ready. I'm ready now. - Good. Here we go.
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Ready, aim,
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fire!
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Oh, come on, Francis, you're being a coward.
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- Me? You totally chickened out. - All right.
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On the count of three, we both shoot, no matter what.
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One, two.
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- Bang! - Bang!
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- Come on! - Look, if you're not--
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You could've killed me.
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- After you killed me. - You can't kill horse,
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but no problem killing Otto.
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Paint Can?
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What's the matter with her?
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I think she choked on the carrot.
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Well...
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I guess no one can say we're not real ranchers now.
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Yeah.
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I just hope we don't develop too much of a taste for killing.
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I've been thinking about picking up Stevie some of those baggy pants
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- he's been wanting. - Hal, we've been through this.
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All the kids are wearing them. It's not like he's joining a gang.
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Well, maybe you're right. You do know best about these things.
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He's lucky to have you, Hal.
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- Can I get you anything from the kitchen? - No, I'm fine. Thanks, honey.
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- Abe? - Huh?
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You just tried to kiss me.
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No. No, that was a lip twitch.
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- See? There it goes again. - You know what? I'm glad this happened.
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Because it made me realize something.
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- Get out. - What?
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I can't replace Kitty.
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And I'm not doing you any favors by trying.
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But what am I supposed to do without you?
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What am I supposed to do about Stevie?
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I don't have the slightest idea.
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But you're his father. So, just get in there.
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I know you'll be able to figure it out. You can do this.
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- Now, go. - All right.
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Hold on.
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Okay.
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Mom, I have a proposal for you.
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Now, before you start poking holes in it, I'd like you to hear me out.
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All I want is no more school and no more big boy clothes.
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I'd liked to be bathed and rocked before I go to sleep
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and have all my food mashed up.
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- In return, I'll be adorable and-- - Are you wearing a diaper?
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I want you to know my level of commitment.
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Oh, my God!
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Stevie!
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Stevie, where are you, son? I want to--
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Come on. For God's sake, son, what are you doing out here?
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You're soaking wet.
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At last you tell me the truth about something.
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Son, I know you've had a terrible shock,
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and you need your father to get you through this.
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Well, that's not going to happen, because your daddy is a weak, weak man.
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Son, what your mother did to you was horrible.
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And what I did to you wasn't any better.
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I'm sorry.
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Keep going.
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Stevie, I know your whole life you've had to face tremendous adversity.
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You've shown more courage than I've had any right to expect.
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And now you're going to have to show even more.
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I know it's not fair, but believe me, you can do this.
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I've learned to be amazed when it comes to you.
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And if it helps, I promise I'll always be there.
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Frightened and full of denial...
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but there.
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Let's go...
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home.
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- I didn't mean to! It was a joke! - You're making it worse.
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I'm a big boy!
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Okay, you drive to the hoop. When they double-team you,
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- kick it out to me, I'll take the shot. - I'll take the shot.
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I don't...
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have a mom.
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Okay, that's the third time today you've played the "Mom card."
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Get...
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used to it.
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Hey, jackass, think it's a big joke to be in a wheelchair?
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No, no, no. This is real. You know, I was in a--
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October 17th.
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I kept my mouth shut around Jason for a whole week,
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and he asked me out.
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I will never go back to the old me.
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- No! - Something wrong?
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Do you think it's right to totally change who you are
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and turn your back on everything you believe in
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just to impress a hot guy?
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- Burt Reynolds hot, or Sting hot? - Forget it.
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So, then we put in dual exhaust, and now the thing just flies.
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I got it up to 130 miles an hour last night.
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Mm-hm.
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I like talking to you. You're a good listener.
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So, we're all going to ditch class on Friday.
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Dave's dad is out of town. We're going to borrow his speedboat.
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So, do you want to?
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- Okay, that's gotta stop. - Huh?
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I'm trying to be nice and not criticize, but I just have to say that
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that is the most filthy, disgusting habit I've ever seen.
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- Yes, that's my girl. - Someone's gonna lean against that
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and get it stuck to their clothes, but do you care?
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No, because you're nothing but a self-absorbed, inconsiderate slob.
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I'm sorry.
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Wow.
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I love how you're so passionate about ecology and stuff.
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- Really? - Yeah.
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It's cool.
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I could hardly breathe.
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I knew he was going to kiss me.
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You are so hot.
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So are you.
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Reese, I thought I told you to take out the...
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What are you doing with my old diary?
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