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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 5, Episode 2 โ€” Watching the Baby

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Finally Mama's gonna have some pictures
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of her beautiful baby to show all her friends at work.
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โ™ช Life is unfair โ™ช
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Lois looks exhausted.
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No, no, no. We're fine. We'll see you Monday.
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Wait. Isn't today Monday?
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It's Friday.
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Oh, my God, I'm supposed to be in court today.
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she's been my boyfriend's first and third wife,
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that she has some kind of a claim on him.
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Isn't that...
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the cat lady?
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I guess.
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For a while she was the naked jogger.
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- Mostly, she's just four bucks an hour. - Okay, boys, in the kitchen.
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- You're making dinner tonight. - Why do we have to?
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Because your mother hasn't had any sleep for the last four days. Now get in there.
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And keep it down. She's nursing the baby--
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- I don't want to go to sleep. - Come on, come on.
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I'm telling you, I am not tired.
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So stop arguing with--
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Aw.
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Try to get Jamie to eat while I make a run for more diapers.
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If that nipple gets clogged,
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we've got some clean ones in the drawer, I'll only be gone 10 minutes.
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And I don't want anything to go wrong during that time.
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I am trusting you boys are mature enough to handle this.
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He said "nipple."
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Take it from a bad boy, we're nothing but trouble.
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- Oh, you're buying the Tidy Winks. - Yes, and I'm in kind of a hurry.
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I don't want to criticize,
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It's the absorbency, right? People always fall for that.
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Now, please, will you just ring me up?
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Certainly.
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- Craig, don't make a thing out of this. - Why, whatever do you mean, Hal?
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I'm sorry that I snapped at you before,
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but I really need these diapers.
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Can you loan me the money?
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I could loan you the money, Hal,
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but that would be helping you.
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- You can't take those! That's shoplifting! - Fine. Then I'm shoplifting.
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- What are you gonna do about it? - Vernon!
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Where is Dad with the diapers?
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Dewey, triple bag that diaper,
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make sure the garbage can lid is on tight.
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And hold your breath, because if you pass out,
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we're not coming out there to get you.
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Oven mitt.
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What a fun...
fun
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Saturday night.
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Nobody's enjoying this, Stevie. You don't have to be sarcastic.
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I wasn't.
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Malcolm, right?
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- Yeah. - See, I told you I knew his name.
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So, we have a proposal for you and your idiot brother.
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Oh, my God, another one.
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And he's in a wheelchair.
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Jackpot.
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Kathy?
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Do you guys want to go out on a date with us?
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You pray.
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And you pray.
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And finally...
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it happens.
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What do you mean, "Go out"? When? Where?
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Right now. With us.
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In that.
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Oh, my God.
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I bet it has a toilet. Dibs!
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No way, we're supposed to be taking care of our brother.
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We can't just go riding around in the coolest car we've ever seen
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with three incredibly hot girls.
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Guys! Guys!
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I put the lid on tight, but I think it's eating through the...
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can.
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Okay, now, look ashamed.
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Look, can I at least have a phone call to let my family know where I am?
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Well, technically, you're not under arrest, so no.
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But since we're friends,
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I'm gonna allow you to work off your $7.98.
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Two hours at minimum wage ought to do it.
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Stop fussing. I know you're not hungry.
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Oh, I know. You want your pacifier.
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Oh, where is it?
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What do I do?
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Oh, how about a story?
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Stories are good.
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All right, once upon a time,
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there was a little baby named Jamie
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who had a big brother named Dewey.
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Jamie worshiped Dewey.
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Dewey and Jamie always had a good time together.
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Even though their hateful older brothers
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always tried to make their lives miserable.
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- Hey, Reese, do you want to have some fun? - Yeah. Fun is good.
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Stop it! Put him down!
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- Stop it! - Shut up, Dewey.
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We're bigger than you are.
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What do you two boys think you're doing?
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We're sorry, Mom!
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I'm stupid!
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And the two stupid older brothers paid the price for their folly.
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I've warned you two about messing with my favorite children.
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Maybe this time you'll learn to behave!
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Well, now you don't have to worry about those two anymore.
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And, Dewey, just remember...
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don't go near my closet.
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Closet. Not bad.
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Okay, so here's the deal, freaks.
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Our boyfriends left us in the middle of the Fall Formal
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to go to some stupid party.
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Us.
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How could Kevin do this to me?
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I call him 12 times a day.
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I show up at all his practices.
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I even changed my whole schedule
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so that we could have all the same classes.
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Well, now we are going to pay them back big-time.
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Wait a minute. There was a Fall Formal?
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Why wouldn't we know about that?
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Now we're gonna go to this party
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and make out with you guys in front of those inconsiderate jerks.
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- You want to make them jealous? - No. We want to make them puke.
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See, once they see us kissing losers like you guys,
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- they're never gonna live it down. - You came over to our house.
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Asked us out because we were the most disgusting guys you could find?
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Actually, some kid with a hunchback and gills turned them down.
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Said he had too much pride.
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Forget it.
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We're not gonna be paraded around like monkeys on a chain.
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You know, we've already been disappointed once tonight.
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Can you stop thinking about yourself for one second!
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I don't believe this.
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I think...
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the middle one...
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likes you.
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Dewey and Jamie had to know what was inside the secret closet,
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but Mom kept the key hidden under her pillow.
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So they came up with a brilliant plan.
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Psst.
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What are you in for?
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Diapers.
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Another victim caught up in the evil net of Craig Feldspar!
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He's a monster.
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He treats us all on the night shift like dirt.
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The absolute power of Assistant Night Manager has corrupted him.
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- We're nothing better than slaves. - But you're the employees.
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You're the people who actually run this store.
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He doesn't care.
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Do you know what he insists on using in the coffee machine?
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Store brand.
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It is so bitter,
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it's like drinking death.
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He won't change the incline of the wheelchair ramp out front.
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I stall out every damn day until somebody gives me a push.
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He has an iron grip on the store radio.
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He forces us to listen only to show tunes.
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Even though we voted unanimously for Adult Contemporary.
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What does he have against Phil Collins?
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That bastard. You can't let him do this to you.
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I mean, without you, he's nothing.
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He must be stopped.
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Vernon.
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I don't know, maybe Craig's not so bad.
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He did give me the Employee of the Month Award
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after I cleaned his aquarium.
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Employee of the Month Awards are the opiate of the masses.
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You people can't let fear run your lives.
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Are you going to act
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or suffer under Craig forever?
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Attention, all Lucky Aide employees.
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I need someone to microwave a three-cheese Hot Pocket ASAP.
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The madness ends now.
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I told you they wouldn't stay at Lori's party all night.
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We'll go to Charlotte's party.
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Then we'll go to Lisa's party.
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Then we'll try the party out on the pier.
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What parties? Who are these people?
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Do we even go to the same school?
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Stop rocking my boat.
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Let's just walk home, take our horrible punishment from Dad
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and be done with it.
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What are you talking about?
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These girls want to fool around with us.
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Only because we're losers.
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Hey, we're riding in a limo we didn't pay for.
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We're about to make out with hot girls who don't even like us.
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I don't know what we are, but we are not losers.
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Have you even thought where this is going?
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Her boyfriend is Aaron Steponovich.
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Have you seen that guy? If he sees you kissing his girlfriend,
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- he's going to kill you. - I know.
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Then why are you--?
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Because anything's better than the way things are now.
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Look, I've had this cute lab partner in science for eight weeks now.
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Her name is Cheryl.
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I finally left Cheryl a note on her desk asking her out.
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And when she read it,
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she turned to me and said,
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"Do you know who Reese is?"
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So then she goes,
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"Does anybody know who Reese is?"
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And everybody shrugged.
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So then I said,
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"Probably some nobody."
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And you know what?
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I was right.
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Wow, that's awful, kid.
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You want to wear my hat?
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So tonight I'm gonna fix that.
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From now on, when I walk by,
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people are gonna say,
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"What happened to that guy's face?"
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And someone's gonna say, "That's Reese.
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He made out with Aaron Steponovich's girlfriend."
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And that I can live with.
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Which one do you want to kiss?
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Why don't you ask me which roach I'd rather eat?
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You are such a wuss. Okay, watch, I'll do it.
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I can't do this without a drink.
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You guys can get liquor?
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We know a store where this idiot works.
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Welcome to our country, Mrs. Namhong.
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I hope you're enjoying your stay here.
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You know, I'm thinking about retiring to Cambodia.
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I hear you can get a hut on the beach with a wife and servants
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for a hundred dollars a month.
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The problem is, I need these special orthotics,
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which are very difficult to find in the tropics.
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My condition's called pronation, which isn't so bad by itself
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but when combined with hammertoes.
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Okay, where was I?
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Oh, yeah.
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So, Dewey and Jamie waited until it was late at night.
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And then they made their move.
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Don't worry, Jamie.
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Not all trapdoors lead to dungeons.
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Wow.
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And that's when they realized,
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Mom and Dad had created a secret good house
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which they went to every night when the kids were asleep,
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which is why they're so obsessed with our bedtimes,
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and we never have anything nice,
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and why they always come out of the bedroom smiling.
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This 90-inch screen is much better than the 75-inch we have in the bathroom.
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Oh, absolutely.
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By the way,
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Dewey asked for ice cream again today.
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I told him we couldn't afford it.
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Oh, I wonder what he'd do if he saw our ice cream helicopter.
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These could use some freshening up.
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Did you charge the Brother Bot?
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I believe it's good to go.
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Drinks, Francis.
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You are the worst parents in the world.
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You undermine my confidence at every turn.
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You are the worst parents in the world.
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And yet, as unbelievable as all of this was,
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it still didn't prepare them for the biggest surprise of all,
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the most incredible thing they'd ever seen.
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A pair of pants,
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his size, that had never been worn
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or handed down from an older brother.
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With no holes, no stains.
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No funny smell.
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No dead stuff in the pockets.
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He had to wear those pants.
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Sorry, sorry.
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It's not so much a paste as a crust.
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- I have to have it scraped-- - Can we just--
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Vernon!
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Hey!
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Vernon!
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โ™ช All the time โ™ช
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โ™ช Su, Sussudio โ™ช
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โ™ช Oh, oh โ™ช
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โ™ช Now, she don't even know my name โ™ช
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Vernon, the hamsters have left the wheel.
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This is not a drill.
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The hamsters have left the wheel.
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โ™ช Whoa, oh โ™ช
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โ™ช Ah, if she called me, I'd be there โ™ช
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โ™ช I'd come running anywhere โ™ช
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โ™ช She's all I need, all my life โ™ช
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โ™ช Su, Sussudio โ™ช
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โ™ช Just say the word, oh โ™ช
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โ™ช Su, Sussudio โ™ช
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Congratulations, guys!
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Now, when he signs that confession, give him his clothes back.
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What are we going to do? I don't know where else to get beer.
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- Can we go home now? - Shut up.
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Oh, my God! Joanne, Aaron's here.
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Hey, Aaron! You think you're so special?
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Well, watch this!
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I'll kiss anything!
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You don't have to do this, Reese.
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Hey, she's the one who's disgusted by this, not me.
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Oh, my God. Jamie's nunu!
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- What? - Jamie's nunu!
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He can't sleep without his nunu!
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We've got to get this home!
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Hey!
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I'll do anything you want. Just take us home now.
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You know, kid, for a dumb-ass, you got heart.
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Are they meeting us later?
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So the alarm is going off,
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and Dewey and Jamie are trapped.
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Oh, my God. Someone is trying to steal the perfect pants.
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There'll be dire consequences for this.
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Francis, find who's ever stealing the perfect pants and stop them!
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Do this, do that.
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You are terrible parents.
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You have made it impossible for me to trust another human being.
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You are terrible parents.
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Jamie, I should have known it was you.
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You are in so much trouble.
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You are grounded.
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Do you hear me?
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That means no TV, no phone privileges, no going out with your friends.
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Nothing!
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The moral of the story
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is that I'll screw you over in a heartbeat,
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the way my brothers do me.
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That's the way it works around here.
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Oh. You're asleep.
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Don't worry, Dewey. We got Jamie's nunu.
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What are you doing?
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See? That's all he needed.
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Hey, everybody, relax. I've got the diapers.
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- Dad! - What?
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Way to go. Jamie was just asleep.
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- You're so loud. - So, how am I supposed to know that?
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What am I supposed to do?
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You have no idea what I've been through!
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- You're so loud. - What is going on here?
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Oh, my God. Is that a newspaper diaper?
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What have you been doing?
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You've got this baby so agitated,
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he's gonna be up all night.
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You could take Jamie for a drive. That always puts him to sleep.
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At this hour?
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I could get used to this.
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I've never been in a limousine this big before.
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Yeah, right.