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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 4, Episode 12 — Kicked Out

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Kicked Out
Air date: March 09, 2003
Director: Jeff Melman
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
After Lois is out of town, Malcolm and Hal got into a fight leading Malcolm to get expelled from his house. Malcolm lives with his girlfriend in her attic, as Hal put signs for "Missing Malcolm."
Source: TMDB
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Here we go. Yes!
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I win, I win! I finally beat you in a video game.
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In your face, Malcolm. In your face.
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- Dad, Dad. - Yes.
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The goal of Video Golf is to get the fewest points.
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Oh.
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Nice game.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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- Give it. - No way.
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Okay, I'm gonna do a load of colors, then whites,
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so, if you have any clothes in your room you want--
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So, Dad's in charge.
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Ow!
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Boys, quit horsing around and eat your dinner.
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Hey, hey, hey! Stop it! Stop!
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Now, we are at zero tolerance now! Do you hear me? Zero tolerance!
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You boys have got to learn to behave!
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From now on--
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Who wants more mac and cheese?
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- All right. Yeah. - Move it. Me first.
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That is it!
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Sit down!
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Just because your mother isn't here is no excuse to misbehave.
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I'll get it.
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- Malcolm, we are having a discussion. - Hello.
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It's Stevie, he needs help with his math homework.
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Go.
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If you want to derive wave maps in two space dimensions,
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You can't keep calling me here.
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I was guessing that you'd get to the phone first.
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Then we'll never get to see each other. I know it's hard,
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- but we have to be more careful. - I'm bored,
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♪ That's the night That they hung an innocent man ♪
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♪ Well, don't trust your soul To no backwoods Southern lawyer ♪
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Yeah!
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Fantastic.
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Once again you two have blown off my socks.
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Francis, meet my nephew, Willy.
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He doesn't speak English.
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So...
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how do you like America?
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Well, nice to meet you.
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It's so weird at my house. Nobody ever answers the phone.
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My brothers are seeing who can go the longest
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without changing their underwear.
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I never thought I'd miss my mom.
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I still don't, but I'm getting close.
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Well, it sounds like a drag,
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but at least it's gonna be over in a month or two.
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By the way, did I tell you that my Dad's gonna bring Trish to my birthday party?
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Who's Trish?
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Trish, the woman that my Dad has been seeing for the past four months
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who totally hates me. Malcolm, I told you about her.
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Did I tell you my Dad has taken away all my CDs?
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He says it's because I play them too loud,
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but I'm pretty sure I heard him listening to them in the garage.
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Malcolm, do you think for, like, once, we could talk about my problems?
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Oh, okay, sure.
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- What are they? - What are they? I've been sitting here--
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Nicki?
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- Were you talking to someone? - Yeah, it's my secret boyfriend.
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He's hiding under the bed. Want to check?
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Why does everything have to be a snotty remark with you?
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Well, according to Trish, it's the "normal reaction"
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for not being the only girl in my Daddy's life anymore.
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Come on, Nicki, she was being nice.
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It's none of her business how I feel. She's not my mom.
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Nobody said anything about her being your mom.
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Maybe it's time we talked this out.
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Okay, what do you want to talk about? How much Trish hates me?
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You're not gonna fight to get out of this.
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We're going to hash this out if we have to sit here all night.
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Boys.
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Boys, come on, let's be reasonable. This is no way to treat your father.
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What kind of father are you?
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You're nothing but a joke, and you're weak.
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Oh, man, are you going to pay for that when your mother gets home.
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You still think Mom's coming back, after the way you screwed things up?
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Dewey, what do you think you're doing?
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- I'm lighting Dad on fire. - No way. I get to do it.
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We'll all do it.
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Oh, my God, honey. I just had the worst dream.
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The boys just-- I lost control of them,
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and you were never coming home, and it was just awful.
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It's okay, sweetie. Go back to sleep.
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We'll spoon, okay?
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Okay.
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How come she's allowed to be naked on the kitchen table, and I'm not?
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Dewey, if a cop tells you to do something, you do it.
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What are you boys doing?
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I told you to go to bed hours ago.
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Actually, Dad, your exact words were just, "Go to bed."
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You didn't say, "Go to bednow."
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If you leave us a loophole like that, that's not our fault.
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You have disrespected my authority for the last time!
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I'm at zero tolerance!
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I keep thinking that at some point I might be able to trust you boys
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to do as you're told, but I can't.
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There are gonna be some big changes here.
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Very big changes. Now, get to bed.
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Oh, wait. Um...
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Could you repeat that? My mind kind of wandered toward the end.
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Don't push it, Reese. You know very well what I--
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- Hi, Dad. - What are you--?
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Have you been out all night?
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Trust me, it wasn't my idea to be out this late.
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I suppose you were being held prisoner somewhere.
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I got home as quickly as I could!
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What are Reese and Dewey still doing up?
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Don't change the subject. You crossed the line, mister.
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And until further notice, there will be no TV, no computer,
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and no video games, because I am at zero tolerance with you boys!
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Is that understood? Zero tolerance!
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What? Did you just roll your eyes at me?
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As long as you are living in this house, I demand your respect!
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For what?
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This house is a pigsty. Everything in the fridge has expired.
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I found a piece of cake in the shower.
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That's mine.
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And you're screaming because you can't control them, and you know what?
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I'm sick of it.
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Well, if that's the way you feel, you know where the door is.
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I do know where the door is, and I know how to use it!
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It's 3:00 in the morning.
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- Everyone's a little upset. - Then go ahead and use it! See if I care!
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Just turn the knob and pull.
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Oh, I'll turn the knob and pull.
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Just watch me. Turning and pulling.
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I'm watching, but I don't see you doing it.
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I am doing it. Turn, pull.
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And now I'm outside!
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Congratulations!
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- Would you like me to close the door? - Yes, close the damn door.
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Thank you!
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Here comes the tearful apology.
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Three, two, one.
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So, exactly how many militias is your Dad in?
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These are all of his Armageddon supplies for when the U.N. takes over the banks.
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Anyway, thanks for hiding me. I don't know where else I could've gone
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without somebody's parents turning me in.
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Well, I'm gonna get some sleep. I'll bring you a snack in the morning.
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You know, this is actually gonna be pretty cool,
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having you hiding up here right over my bedroom.
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You're like my little secret.
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Help yourself to some snacks. Just be careful of the trip wire.
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There's darts tipped with-- Just be careful of the trip wire.
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You kicked him out of the house?
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Oh, please. He kicked himself out of the house, Craig.
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Look, I've been through this before with Reese and Francis.
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It never lasts long. When Reese was kicked out,
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he spent the night on the roof until he got into a fight with cats.
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So, that makes it okay that Malcolm spent the night
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sleeping on a booze-soaked mattress in some dark alley?
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- Craig. - Oh, my God.
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- He's probably dead by now. - Malcolm can take care of himself.
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You're right, you're right. He's a genius, which would make him
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even more attractive to rogue elements in our secret weapons programs.
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How long before some government scientist picks him up
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and tries to surgically attach him to some animal?
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Stop playing.
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No more piano.
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No piano.
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Just stop playing!
playing
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I don't understand.
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You let me know if you hear anything at all.
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Oh, my God, he's been gone for over a day. Where the hell is he?
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Keep it down. The neighbors don't have to know our business.
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How can you be smiling right now?
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Because I just realized, we have a free pass.
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- What do you mean? - Can't you see how guilty Dad feels?
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He's not going to punish anybody else for a while.
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We're bulletproof.
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- What are you gonna do? - I'm not sure yet.
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This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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It's gotta be perfect and huge.
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I want this to be a statement about everything I stand for.
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Okay, watch this.
watch
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- I don't know what happened. - I know what happened.
happened
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You have been riding those horses too much.
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We have an ointment, Francis.
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You put it on your leistengegend, and it will be as good as new.
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It's good stuff, Francis. It's tingly.
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- Ja. - Come on.
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- Excuse me. - What?
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Uh, your poster, it's distracting people from my poster, and mine was there first.
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Look, I'm sure that your dog Milton is very sweet,
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and you love him very much,
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who's been missing for two days.
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Now, don't you think finding a lost person is more important than finding a lost dog?
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You...
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- What's your name? - Patrick.
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Patrick. Let me tell you a little something about your dog.
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He's gone, see? Some other family has taken him in.
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And right now, that family is pampering Milton in ways
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you never even dreamed of. So, your dog already loves them
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a lot more than he ever loved you.
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And if you ever did get him back,
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oh, he would just resent you until he found some way to escape again.
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So, why don't you just take the poster down, okay?
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Ha!
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Ha!
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- Ha! - Ha!
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Hey. I brought you some food.
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I can't believe I'm forced to live in the attic,
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living off someone else's table scraps.
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Do you mind if I sit with you for a little bit?
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- I'm pissed at my Dad right now. - You're pissed at your Dad?
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Could you listen for a sec?
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My Dad just told me that he's dragging me on some camping trip with him and Trish.
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I can't spend a weekend in a tent with that woman.
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He provoked the whole thing.
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He could've stopped me from walking out of the door if he'd really wanted to.
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Malcolm, I think it would be a really good idea
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if you would listen to me right now, do you understand?
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If you listen to what I'm saying, then you can give it some thought.
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And we can talk it out in a way that's gonna help me.
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And then I can do the same for you.
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Then we could have a conversation that actually matters.
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No, he had to act like a big man.
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What was he trying to prove?
prove
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- That's it. - That's what?
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I can't take this anymore.
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You are the most selfish, thoughtless person that I have ever seen.
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- From now on, I am not your girlfriend. - You're breaking up with me?
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You have killed everything I have ever felt for you.
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- It's over. - But what am I going to do?
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I never want to see you again!
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Just come home, Malcolm.
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If you want me to apologize, I will.
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I was wrong, and you were totally right about everything.
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Geez, Dad, hold something back.
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Who cares what started all this? It doesn't matter.
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I just want you back because you're my son.
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And you're the only one in this family who has a chance
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- of amounting to anything. - What?
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It's not true, son. I was just trying to--
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I'm just trying to get Malcolm home.
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Ignore that last part, Malcolm.
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You're our only hope. Please, come home. I love you.
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So, my Dad kicked me out of the house, then Nicki broke up with me.
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I don't know how long ago it was.
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I can't remember if these mean hours or days.
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That's Nicki.
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Did you hear that?
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That's her talking.
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What's she laughing about? She can't be laughing.
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She's not laughing, she's crying. Just like my Dad.
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They're all suffering now.
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Okay, Willy, here goes.
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I know you are trying
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to be friendly, but
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what you armchair are doing
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makes me feel bad.
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Crybaby bastard.
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No.
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I'm not going to give you the satisfaction.
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I'm not going to get mad.
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Okay, Willy. You want it, you got it!
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Come on, Willy, make some music to this!
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Where's your music now, Willy? Where's your music now?
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He was playing music while I...
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did stuff.
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Okay, maybe Nicki could have at least left me a paper cup or something up here.
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I just wish she'd come back to say hello.
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I miss talking to her.
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I was going to be her little secret.
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She's so incredible.
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I can't believe she ever liked me.
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I had Nicki and I had a family.
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What happened? How did it ever get like this?
happened
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My God, I'm horrible.
horrible
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No wonder my Dad kicked me out of the house.
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I'm annoying and selfish.
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Nicki and my family are lucky. At least they get to get away from me.
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I'm stuck here with myself.
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Wait a second.
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I don't have to be like this.
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I can change.
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I can totally change.
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From now on, I'll just listen to what people say.
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I'll be friendly.
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I'll be considerate.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I like this new Malcolm.
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That's her.
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What's she talking about?
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That's a guy's voice.
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There's a guy in her room.
room
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A guy in her room.
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I am telling you, he is not here!
telling
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Ow.
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This moment has been a long time coming.
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The fruit of over two hours of planning and labor.
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Thank you.
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Try as I might, I just can't find a flaw in this plan.
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Behold!
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Turn it off! Turn it off! Stop it!
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Dewey!
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Dewey!
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Guys, come back!
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For the love of God, help me! Stop it!
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Reese, what are you doing?
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Help! Oh, why me?
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Welcome home, son.
homewelcomewelcome-home
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Thanks, Dad.
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Help me.
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If it helps, this probably would have happened even if Mom was here.
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- Someone, please! - That does help.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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