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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 4, Episode 13 โ€” Stereo Store

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Aw, shoot. I was gonna go outside this weekend.
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Maybe the weather's better on channel seven.
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Hey, Alison. Okay, here's your book report.
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- It's a guaranteed A. - Thank you.
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Oh, I totally forgot to do mine.
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And I can't afford to get another F.
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No problem.
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Now we'll both get C's.
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Malcolm. Briefcase.
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Dewey. Work pants. Ready.
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Reese. Vest.
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It's really crazy.
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But mostly, it's just funny.
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I have hired a new baby-sitter for you boys.
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There she is.
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- Jessica? - Hi.
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- Hi, Reese. Hi, Malcolm. - You know each other?
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I'll be darned.
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No way is she baby-sitting. She's younger than me.
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She's older than me.
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Shut up, Dewey.
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So, you go set the table, and you two wash up for dinner.
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And-- And what are these marvelous things?
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- C clamps. - The C clamp!
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Oh, Otto, it's like a dream.
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Oh, Francis, what a brilliant idea, opening our doors to the film industry.
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It's not a big budget movie or anything.
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Don't belittle yourself, Francis.
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They will tell their friends at the Brown Derby.
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Soon, bigger movies will come. And one day...
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I will be fluffing the pillow of Mr. Rutger Hauer.
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Excuse me.
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Are you an actress?
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Yes! No.
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This is it?
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No.
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Oh, Otto.
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No.
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No, no, no, no.
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All right, listen up.
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I'm serious. Whatever they do, you do the opposite.
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I don't know what that was about,
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but I'm looking forward to working with you guys.
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- I'm sure you can teach me a lot. - Can you help me?
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- Oh, sure, ma'am. - Is this a clock radio or just a radio?
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Oh, uh, it's a clock radio. It's also a CD player.
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- Oh, thank you. - You're welcome.
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Did you see that? Did either of you idiots see that?
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This guy's been on the job two minutes, already he's done
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more than the two of you jackasses put together.
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I just read the sign.
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Either of you chowder heads ever bother to read a sign?
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Unlike you shiftless losers, this is a man who's gonna get me
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out of the hellhole of assistant night manager.
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Thank you.
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So, you guys have a softball team?
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- I don't understand relative density. - It's the weight of an object compared
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- to weight of an equal volume of water. - Oh, neat.
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Reese, you have the next bath after Dewey.
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Two more minutes, Dewey.
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- Okay. - You can't make me take a bath.
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I'll go outside and roll in the mud, and I'll go to bed that way.
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Come on, be a big boy. I'll take the tugboat,
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- and you can have the ducky. - You think this is funny?
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It's kind of funny.
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Reese, I'll make you a deal. Help me with the dishes,
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- and I won't make you take a bath. - You can't make me do anything.
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Boy, Alison was right about your temper.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, she was kind of saying that you were...
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You know what? Never mind.
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Is she mad at me?
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I wouldn't say mad.
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- What'd she say? - I probably shouldn't.
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No, no, no, you have to. Give me that.
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Well, it wasn't really what she said.
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It was more the way she said it.
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Oh, that's baked on. You'll need some cleanser for that.
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Oh, okay.
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Go on.
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Okay, Reese is easy, but she's good.
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- Otto... - Oh. Francis.
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There's a problem.
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We heard about the actors that didn't show up,
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but don't worry.
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They gave the part to Gretchen.
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What? No.
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It's not a big part. I just walk in und say,
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"Looks like we're going to need more towels."
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Und then I walk out.
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Do you have any idea what kind of a movie this is?
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So, it's an independent film.
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If the Sundance Film Festival has taught us anything,
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it is that the low-budget film can compete with the big boys.
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- But this-- - It doesn't matter
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what kind of movie it is.
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It makes me feel so, so good, you know?
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I guess, like any little girl, I had dreams, ja,
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but they said I wasn't pretty enough, and they said I wasn't smart enough.
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Your mother was a jealous cow.
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Thank you, Francis.
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I owe it all to you.
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Dad doesn't have time to find us a new baby-sitter,
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so we're stuck with Jessica, which is fine with me.
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I don't plan on spending any time here anyway.
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- Dewey, what are you eating? - Carrot sticks.
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Jessica says we have to eat healthier.
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I don't know what company makes this stuff, but I hate it.
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- Reese? - Don't step on the floor.
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Jessica said if I scrubbed the floor,
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she'd tell me how far Alison's willing to go with me.
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Malcolm, I need you to make a salad and set the table.
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Oh, that's interesting.
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I need you to do it yourself because I'm going to a movie.
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On a school night? You really think Hal would want you to?
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Well, he's not here,
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so, if I wanna go to a movie, I'll go to a movie.
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- Malcolm, I think Hal looks to you-- - Stop calling him Hal.
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Look, don't think you can control me the way you can these two.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm not saying you don't have some skills.
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They're just wasted on me. I'm smarter than you.
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Smarter how?
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My brain just works differently, okay?
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I can see what you're doing and planning at the same time.
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So, what, you have, like, two brains?
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Of course not.
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Nobody has two brains.
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Look, do you know how multitasking works on a computer?
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Here, I'll draw you a diagram.
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Let's say this circle is your conscious mind
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during a normal conversation.
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This intersecting circle represents another track.
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- Not opposed to the first-- - Wait, wait, wait. Slow down.
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For lack of a better term, we'll call this track subtext.
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With my brain, there can be four tracks at one time,
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plus one supervisor track to keep them all in line,
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unless you're talking about--
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Hey, guys. So, when you're not at work, what do you do for fun?
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Nothing.
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Yeah, me, too. Word.
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I hold in my hand two tickets to Ozzfest.
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They go to our tops salesman of the month. Hal!
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- What? - Oh, man.
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You guys are pathetic.
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He beat you in one day.
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I just got lucky. Hey, you know what? I really can't use these.
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- If you guys wanna go-- - No.
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I gave those tickets to you. They're nontransferable.
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We can't reward these idiots for standing around doing nothing!
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Randy, let me...
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Randy, I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job,
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but sometimes a little--
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Are they doing that at me?
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You know what that sound is?
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That's the sound of success.
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And sometimes my thoughts are, like, three-dimensional.
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I can almost reach out and touch them.
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- Or they could just be pure logic, like-- - Malcolm, it's getting late.
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Is it?
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Oh, man, the movie was over an hour ago.
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Huh.
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Well, anyway, I'm glad to know how much smarter you are than me.
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Okay, Jessica has taken over the house, and we need to get it back.
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She can't get away with this.
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Once she finishes laying out our clothes for tomorrow, she's dead meat.
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No more early bedtimes,
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and no more being a Clean Plate Ranger.
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Then we're agreed, it ends now.
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You know, I really am tired.
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Me, too. 8:00 is pretty late.
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I'm much better at making someone dead meat
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- after I've had a good night's sleep. - But tomorrow...
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- She's going down. - No question.
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Did everyone brush their teeth?
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Excuse me, Patrick? Can I talk to you about Gretchen?
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I love Gretchen. She's just like my mom, except she's not a 60-year-old stripper.
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Look, I didn't know when I booked your company
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that you made porn.
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My problem is Gretchen really has her heart set on doing this,
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and I don't want to call the police.
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Oh, I get it. So, what's your pleasure, Debbie or Lance?
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No! No, that's not what I'm talking about.
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I just have a little rewrite.
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Rewrite?
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Let me explain something to you. These people are not actors.
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You can't just change the words at the last second.
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Just look it over. It's only a little different.
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- Sicilian volcano, four letters. - Etna.
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- A-T... - E-T-N-A.
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We haven't managed to get rid of Jessica yet,
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but we've been putting the screws to her pretty good.
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It's just a question of time.
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Your tea.
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Thank you, Malcolm.
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Isn't he sweet?
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All right, boys, bedtime.
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No way!
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No, I want to stay up and do more sew...
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Oh, my God.
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Boys. They're overtired.
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Excuse me.
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All right. Get your butts in your bed right now,
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or I'll tell everyone you know that you walk around
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- in your mother's shoes. - But that's a secret.
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And I'll tell Alison you spent an hour on the phone with Cindy Reid.
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Oh, now it's a crime to be a good listener?
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And a certain boy genius takes Pro-Gro Bodybuilding Supplement.
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I do not.
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"Bulk up now, watch the ladies say wow."
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No one will believe you.
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Maybe not. We'll just leave it to the tough,
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but always fair, court of high school public opinion.
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For the love of God, it's 7:30.
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You're supposed to be tougher than her.
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- Malcolm should be smarter than her. - I am smarter than her.
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She just caught me off guard a couple of times.
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I'll come up with something.
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Something heinous, something brutal.
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Dewey, get your footy pajamas.
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- I'm not wearing those. - You want to spend the rest of your life
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trying to remember what chocolate tastes like?
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And take Professor Cuddles.
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Dewey, what are you doing up?
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I'm trying to be a big boy, but I miss my mommy.
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Aw!
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Come here, honey.
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Okay, he's asleep. Whose turn was it?
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Yours. Truth or dare?
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- Truth. - What is your deepest, darkest secret?
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Well...
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Attention shoppers, the store is now closed.
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- Please bring your purchases... - I mean, don't I seem likable to you?
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I don't seem like a suck-up, do I?
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Throughout our conversation here,
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I haven't used any unnecessary compliments, have I?
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I just want a toaster.
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I haven't once said that you have a square jaw
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or a beautiful voice. Even if I think so, I didn't say it.
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Hang on a second.
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Hey, hey, guys. Guys.
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Hey, hey, you want to go get a beer? I'm buying.
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We kind of have plans.
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- Oh. Where you going? - Party.
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I mean, nowhere.
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Nowhere interesting.
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You know, just some other guys...
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From work.
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Hey! Well, I'm a guy from work.
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Why don't I follow you there? That sounds like a lot of fun.
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Yeah, okay.
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Way to go.
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Randy, I-- I know you asked me to help you close up,
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but I'm feeling a little bit ill.
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You want to go to that party.
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- No, no, I-- - Hal, look, I don't know why you care
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what those guys think, but I'm gonna protect you from yourself.
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- I'm really not feeling well. - Hal, you need to make a choice.
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You really want to jeopardize your job
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just to make friends with a bunch of brain-dead idiots?
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Guys. Wait up!
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I won't let you do it, Hal!
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I can't believe they're letting us watch them film.
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Okay, and, uh...
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action.
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Room service.
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Mm. I really need some service.
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Where do you want me to put it?
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Anywhere you wanna put it.
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I wanna put it here.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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And...
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- here. - Yeah, that's even better.
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Mm! Yeah.
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Can anyone join in?
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Yeah.
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That's it.
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You're the best.
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Looks like we're going to need more towels!
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And cut.
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Bravo.
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Can we get back to work? I'm shooting my sister's wedding in six hours.
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Sure. Thank you.
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The cinema has a brilliant new light, and her name is Gretchen Mannkusser.
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Oh, Otto!
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You were great.
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Really? I don't know.
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I found that whole scene was kind of stupid and pointless.
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You know what would have helped? Some sex.
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Ja, ja, ja.
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But you know these Americans, they have lots of hang-ups, eh?
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Night.
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Oh, come back tomorrow. I'll have the boys make stroganoff.
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Dewey, I thought you were asleep.
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You thought a lot of things.
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What are you boys doing dressed?
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- You wanna handle this? - Oh, yeah.
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Where are you going?
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Come back here.
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I'm calling Alison!
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Are you telling her you said she was stupid
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and you're only friends with her to borrow her clothes?
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- Why, you little-- - Or would you rather call your parents
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and tell them you're the one who stole your grandmother's ring?
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Here's how it's gonna work. Reese and I are going out.
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You're gonna tell my dad we were here the whole time. You'll stay with Dewey
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- and wait on him hand and foot. - I want a sundae and then some pizza.
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And then another pizza and then a pizza sundae.
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Let's face it, you had this coming.
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If I were you, I'd learn something from this.
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You have to realize when you're over-matched.
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What are you doing?
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Just get out of here.
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Hey, you're the one who--
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Look, don't cry.
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I can do whatever I want. I'm horrible.
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Everybody hates me.
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No, they don't.
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Well, they should.
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I don't know why I'm like this. I just...
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It's okay, it's okay.
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Hey, guys.
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Sure beats the hell out of working, am I right?
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Don't you have a family?
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Hey. Who's up for a Tijuana carwash?
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- Right here. - Yeah, me, too!
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I am totally up for a Tijuana car wash.
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Dude, have you ever done a Tijuana car wash?
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Have I ever done a Tijuana carwash?
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Okay, him first.
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Car wash, car wash, car wash!
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โ™ช Whoa โ™ช
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โ™ช Whoa โ™ช
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โ™ช Hey, ho, let's go โ™ช
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โ™ช I'm gonna start a riot You don't want to fight it โ™ช
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โ™ช One, two, f*** you Don't tell me what to do โ™ช
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โ™ช I don't want to be like you โ™ช
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โ™ช Can't you see it's killing me I'm my own worst enemy โ™ช
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โ™ช Knock me down I'll keep on moving โ™ช
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- Yeah! Yeah! - That was awesome, man!
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That was hilarious! Oh, man!
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That was hilarious.
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I can't believe you did that.
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Well, you know, party guy, me.
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Can I get you a beer?
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I'm good.
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Everyone get out of here!
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My parents are back from Maui!
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โ™ช Two, three, four! โ™ช
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โ™ช Hey, ho, let's go โ™ช
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โ™ช I'm gonna start a riot You don't want to fight it โ™ช
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โ™ช One, two, f*** you Don't tell me what to do โ™ช
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โ™ช I don't want to be like you โ™ช
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โ™ช Whoa โ™ช
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Did they see you?
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I don't think so.
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What am I doing?
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What the hell am I doing?
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There's no reason for me to be here.
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You're an idiot.
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Your friends are idiots.
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Everyone jammed into this playhouse is an idiot.
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You just called yourself an idiot.
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I think I'm gonna be sick.
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I know you guys.
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I used to be one of you before my family.
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Now thanks to them, I know what's really important,
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and it's not what you think of me, it's what they think of me.
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Thank God for my wife.
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- Thank God for my kids. - You're welcome.
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Reese?
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Can I get a ride home with you?
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I used to think I was so smart.
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But I'm just selfish.
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Here. Drink this.
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Thank you.
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I'll tell you one thing, you made me take a good, hard look at myself,
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and I don't like what I see.
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Look, you're not a bad person.
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I didn't mean to put you through this.
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- I was just trying to-- - We're back.
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Dad, Reese, what are you...?
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- What time is it? - Jessica, you've been a big help,
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but tonight's gonna be your last night. I don't have that job anymore.
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- Sorry. - It's okay.
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It was a lot of fun. They're good kids. Bye.
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All right, the two of you, get to bed.
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Dude, you missed an awesome party.
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Wait, she didn't...
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I'm smarter than...
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She...
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Okay, I'm just gonna call it a tie and go to bed.